17/07/2012

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22I had a few drinks, I went out on the pull,

0:00:22 > 0:00:25does that mean I deserved to be beaten to a pulp?

0:00:25 > 0:00:28- I'm not an alcoholic.- Till she accepts it, we can't do anything.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Just cos he keeps falling off the wagon, doesn't mean I will.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Not proven.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34ALL: Yes!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39It says that your hormone levels are all normal.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42I'm not discussing this again.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45You're ashamed to be seen with me, is that it?

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Thanks for seeing me early. - No problem. I know you're a busy man.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49So are the results back?

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Because please don't tell me you need another sample!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55No, we just use the two.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58So, everything's all right, no problems?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04No easy way to say this, but I'm sorry,

0:02:04 > 0:02:06there does seem to be a problem.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08What?

0:02:08 > 0:02:12I explained that the lab use the two samples to take an average reading.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Aye.

0:02:13 > 0:02:19I'm afraid both tests have revealed idiopathic oligospermia.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Basically, you have a very low sperm count.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26The lower the count

0:02:26 > 0:02:30the more difficult it is for your partner to conceive.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32There's got to be some mix up.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33No, I'm afraid not.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35We'll refer you to a specialist

0:02:35 > 0:02:40and they will discuss any viable options.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Thanks for these. I'm sorry, I've made you late.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Don't worry about it. I'll see you later with Stella, OK?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Make another appointment while you're here.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Mrs Clark?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Why are you here? What's up with you?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Nothing, I'm fine. See you later.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22CHILDREN SING

0:03:22 > 0:03:25# Round and round, round and round

0:03:25 > 0:03:28# The wheels on the bus go round and round

0:03:28 > 0:03:31# All day long... #

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Here you go.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Excuse me, mate. Sorry, sorry. Have you got a minute?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Er, take a wild guess?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Gina's away to Malcolm's birthday brunch thing, so I'm kind of...

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- What? All day? - No, she'll be back in an hour,

0:03:49 > 0:03:51but I don't know what state she'll be in.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Right.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Sausage. Egg.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56That's yours. Sorry.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58What's up?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Nothing. Doesn't matter. I'll speak to you later.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'll pop into the garage on my way round to the Ship then.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Aye. Right, see you then. See you.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08I'll just be a minute, right?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- So how was dinner last night then? - We never made dinner.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17We met up with Will's old pal, Selena, up the town.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18And?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21She's fantastic, intelligent, an ex-copper

0:04:21 > 0:04:24who is now a victim support counsellor.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26He tricked me into therapy!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Aw, that's so sweet, kinda. - He set me up!

0:04:29 > 0:04:33She was actually really helpful after the whole ordeal.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35She's great. He is great.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Somebody's keeping secrets from us? Right, we want details.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43When did you pull and whom?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45I wish.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Flowers like that could be followed with a diamond ring.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Or a dumping.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55It's a well known fact that the size of the bouquet is equal to

0:04:55 > 0:04:58the size of the guilty conscience, and that's some size!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Well, it's neither! He says he's got big news to tell me

0:05:00 > 0:05:02and he wants to meet me later for a coffee.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04See, big news! A diamond ring!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Dinner for diamonds, coffee for dumping.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09You don't waste money on somebody you're dumping.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10You're getting dumped.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Well, you've had enough coffees to know.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Anyway, you've got Will now.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16So you've got no excuse for being a bitter old cynic.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18THEY LAUGH

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Aye, will do.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Sorry.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Here's the man himself!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33You been here long?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35No, just got here.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36A wee lie in, aye?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Six months together and they still can't get enough of each other!

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Brilliant, mate.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46So, what's wrong wi' it?

0:05:46 > 0:05:50It's firing but not catching. We've had a look but it's nothing obvious.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52D'you want tae move?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54No bother.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Mate, I wouldn't shift it like that if I were you.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06One slip and the wife's in for a nasty surprise!

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Right, see youse later.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Are you OK?

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Aye, I'm fine.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16You don't look it.

0:06:16 > 0:06:22It's just...I was worried, wondered what the doctor said?

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- What! How the...? She wasn't even there!- It was just that Molly said.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Aw, for...! Can I not get any privacy now?

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Hey, don't shoot the messenger!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32I'm just doing a bit of reconnaissance for that pair!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35You know what they're like! I'm only passing on the aggravation.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39I had a dodgy curry the other night. All right?

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Spare me the details, eh?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Right, you ready?- Aye.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54That's fantastic news! Well done!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58I never said anything because I never thought I had a chance of getting it.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01A flash new car, ten grand more and commission! Brilliant.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- So when do you start? - Next Monday.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Wow. They're keen.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09They want me involved in setting up the new office and recruiting staff.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12You could look more pleased. I'd be cartwheeling down Montego Street!

0:07:12 > 0:07:13The job's in Brighton.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Brighton? Near London?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Well, um...

0:07:21 > 0:07:25It's really great. I'm pleased for you. You deserve it.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27I've heard that it's really nice there.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29It's fantastic.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Amazing nightlife, beautiful countryside,

0:07:31 > 0:07:33it's an hour from London.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36It's a really nice town.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Well, I suppose I better get myself set

0:07:38 > 0:07:41for all those dirty weekends by the sea.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46The thing is, I'm going to be working most weekends,

0:07:46 > 0:07:49so it's going to be really hard, you know,

0:07:49 > 0:07:51getting our work schedules together and timing visits.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53What are you trying to say?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56SHE GASPS

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, my God! I'm being dumped!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00What? No! Absolutely not!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02So you're going off to work in Brighton

0:08:02 > 0:08:05and you don't have time to see me at weekends so therefore...

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Will you come with me?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09What?

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Will you come and live with me in Brighton? Please.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Look at this handsome wee guy I picked up at the cafe!

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Is he a cracker, isn't he?! I've got you a coffee.- Ta.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I thought you were at work then going to the Ship?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33I still am, it's just your ma had to head over there early

0:08:33 > 0:08:36and your Gran wasn't back yet, so I said I'd watch him for five minutes.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40And look what he did for his Uncle Bob!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- It's good, isn't it? - Aye! It's brilliant! Can I keep it?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Yeah.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48You're being silly, Uncle Bob! Rockets go up, not down!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50He's never been in a spaceship before.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53So what's up?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Eh?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56You said you wanted to see me?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Aye...

0:08:58 > 0:09:02It's just Jimmy brought this taxi in and it's going to be a nightmare.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04So?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06I'm not going to make it to Malcolm's party.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08They need this back on the road, making money.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11But everybody's going to be there! I've already ironed all your clothes.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Can you not just come in early tomorrow?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Well, I'll see how I get on.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Right, OK.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Are you and me going to go on another space ship ride up the road?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Yeah!- Let's go.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27Stella, you couldn't get away later on, could you?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31I've already told you, I'm going to the Ship to help set it up.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33You said you've got this cab so?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Aye, but it'll just be for ten minutes.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41What are you like! Can you not just wait for tonight?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46PHONE RINGS

0:09:47 > 0:09:51It's your ma again. Look I need to go.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52- See you later.- See you.- C'mon, you.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Brighton, as in the gay capital of England?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Yep.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Long distance romance? I think I might've won.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12No. He's asked me to go with him.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13What?

0:10:13 > 0:10:15To re-locate as his official partner.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19That's near enough a diamond ring for me! I win.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21You can't be serious?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23So when's all this gonnae happen?

0:10:23 > 0:10:27He has to let his boss know by 5.00, if he's taking the job

0:10:27 > 0:10:31and if I'm going with him, and he starts next week.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Next week! You can't just go!

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- No. I'm not...- You've not said no, have you? You can't say no!

0:10:37 > 0:10:41No. What I mean is, I've not said yes either.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I told him I need time to think.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46PHONE RINGS

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Hello. Number 18.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Does he know any other handsome princes that would whisk

0:10:54 > 0:10:56a single mum away from all this?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Yeah, that's no bother. See you at 4.00.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Sorry, I'll be five minutes. Do you want a wee cup of tea?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Don't know why you're smiling.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08She'll be living it up at the seaside,

0:11:08 > 0:11:11you and I will be down the dole.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14I'm smiling because you're sorted with Will, she's sorted with Tom.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15So it's my turn next!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Come on, think of all the free holidays you'll have

0:11:17 > 0:11:20in the gay capital of England.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22And she's a pal you love,

0:11:22 > 0:11:24so you could try and be a bit happy for her.

0:11:27 > 0:11:33You've nothing? But Dr Stubbs asked me to go back in and see her today.

0:11:35 > 0:11:40Aye, any cancellations.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Aye, we can come in any time.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Right. Thanks, bye.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58And I never forgot it was Malcolm's birthday!

0:11:58 > 0:12:00I just forgot what day it was.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Aye. Easy done at your age.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- All right.- All right. - Feelin' better now?

0:12:07 > 0:12:12What? Oh, aye. I was looking for Stella.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14She's in there.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Glad you're here. Your wife is with God's Gift in there.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22I was about to get a bucket of cold water to chuck over the two of them.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24No, darling, you stay up there as long as you like.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Are you here to help or not?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I am helpin'! C'mon!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34There he is!

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- I hope you've broke the news to her? - What?

0:12:36 > 0:12:40If I hadn't been there earlier your Bob well, let's just say,

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- he was nearly Roberta. - What are you talking about?

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Dicing with death he was, legs round a tow bar, I'm telling you,

0:12:47 > 0:12:48if I hadn't been there, one slip and...

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Could've crushed the old nuggets.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53SHE LAUGHS

0:12:53 > 0:12:56The upshot is, you have to name your first born after me.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- That right?- Give it a rest. Do you never get sick of your own voice?

0:12:59 > 0:13:03- Hey, just having a laugh. - Aye? Well, I'm not laughing.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Fair enough. I'll just go and get those things.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12What was that about?

0:13:12 > 0:13:16I don't like a wido like him treating my wife like she's some tart.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Get over yourself! We were just having a laugh.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22What? His hands all over youse a laugh, is it?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24What is that supposed to mean?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26You two want to have an rammy elsewhere.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28That cutlery needs cleaned.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Two secs, while I just go and apologise for my idiot husband!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Leave it. What's wrong with you?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40I need stuff brought over from the flat. Move!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44TV BLARES

0:13:53 > 0:13:55PHONE RINGS

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Hello?

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Aye, it's Bob. What's that?

0:14:05 > 0:14:06A cancellation with Dr Stubbs?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Aye, aye. What time?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Sorry, can you say that again? I can't hear you.

0:14:19 > 0:14:24Aye, 4.00. That's fine. Thanks. Bye.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Why are you going back to the doctor's?

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Aye! You don't go back to the doctor about a dodgy curry!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- I've got to go. - What's wrong with you?

0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Nothing!- Don't you nothing me! - It's none of your business!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38You're my boy, of course it's my business!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40You don't go to the doctor if your leg was hanging off

0:14:40 > 0:14:43so don't you dare tell me it's none of my business,

0:14:43 > 0:14:46when you're yelling at me, yelling at Stella, and fighting with Stevie!

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Ma, I don't want to talk about it. All right?- No, it's not all right!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58What is it, Bubba?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Bubba, you're scaring me!

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Molly, go and watch the weans.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Of course, hen.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16It's me.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18What's you?

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Why Stella cannae get pregnant. It's because of me.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29I don't know how to pronounce it,

0:15:30 > 0:15:33some fancy word that means I can't have weans.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37No! No way. Don't be daft.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39That's what I went to the doctors for, Ma.

0:15:39 > 0:15:45No. That is pure garbage. You're an O'Hara. We breed like rabbits.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49We need to go back, get another test.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- They've mixed up the results. - No! There's no mix up.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Some other O'Hara must have got all my share

0:15:54 > 0:15:57because they've done two tests and according to the lab

0:15:57 > 0:15:59and the doctor, it's not going to happen.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01I'm not going to be a dad.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Rubbish, in't it?

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Good brunch?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Fabulous! Class restaurant. I could have stayed all day.- If only.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19I thought you were getting this place ready.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21That's what we are doing and have been doing

0:16:21 > 0:16:23while you've been out sipping champagne.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- What? What have you been doing? Look at it!- Exactly!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29And where's Scarlett? Do I have to do everything?

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Apparently.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Zinnie, I'm leaving it up to you.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33What?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36You give her everything she wants, money and staff.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39I want this place ready by 5.00. No excuses.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Has it escaped your notice we're trying to run a pub here?

0:16:41 > 0:16:45Has it escaped your notice that it's my Dad's 78th birthday and he is not well?

0:16:45 > 0:16:46I'm going to make sure this party is perfect.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Do you have a problem with that?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Here. That was a joke, wasn't it?

0:16:54 > 0:16:55Am I laughing?

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Right on you go. And if it all goes horribly wrong, welcome to my world.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11It's one of those fancy places.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13They've got robots doing the cleaning. Tattie will know.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16It begins with a B, I think.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Why's there no list of private hospitals in this?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Ma, just leave it for now.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23There's no harm in giving them a call.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25If we get a price we've got something to work on.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27We could all chip in.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Ma, we don't even know if IVF would work.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33It's going to have to be Kelly-Marie or my Uncle Bob

0:17:33 > 0:17:35to carry on the name.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39You can't give up! You owe it to some wee soul to be their daddy.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43What about Elton John?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Eh?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47There's that donation thing, isn't there?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50When you use somebody else's...you know.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52You don't actually do the deed!

0:17:52 > 0:17:55If Elton John can be a daddy in his 60s...

0:17:57 > 0:18:01We could get somebody that looks like you and they could donate.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03But it still wouldn't be my wean.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Aye, it would! I never carried you for nine months

0:18:05 > 0:18:08but there's no way I'm not your mammy!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Aye, I know that.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- I couldn't love you any more than I do.- I know that too.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19You just need to think about it! You've only just found out.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Exactly!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23I've not even had a chance to tell Stella yet,

0:18:23 > 0:18:26so you just need to give us some time.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28And please, don't start on her again.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32I'll no! I'm not poking my nose in. I just want to help.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34I don't want you to tell anybody, all right?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Of course I'll not! What do you think I am?

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Darlin', if you need anything. Anything at all...

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Aye. I know.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- All right, Gran. - It's all right son.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53SHE SIGHS

0:18:58 > 0:19:02Being in the police means he has to keep a distance. I get it.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- I know I'm needy.- Anyone would need support after your ordeal!

0:19:05 > 0:19:08But he's been so kind thoughtful ever since.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Well, he's looking after you now.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12- Right, a latte?- Aye, please.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Yeah, Glasgow to Gatwick.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23That's great. Thank you.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26No, I'll give you a call back if I'm going to book. Cheers.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29He's just away on a coffee run.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30How is he?

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Aye, I still cannae believe they got away with it.

0:19:34 > 0:19:39After the state they left him in and they get to walk? It's unbelievable.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Some pal I am. After what he's been through.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46I shouldn't have said anything, until I decided what I was doing.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49But even if I do decide to go, nothing would change overnight.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53Aye, I know. And I've told him that. Look, don't worry about us.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56And you know what Robbie's like, the Comeback Queen.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Look, I know it's a big step,

0:19:58 > 0:20:01but how long have you been waiting for someone like Tom to come along?

0:20:01 > 0:20:03All my life.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05PHONE RINGS

0:20:05 > 0:20:08The Estate Agent. That was quick.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Keen? That's a good sign.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Hello. Yes, this is Hayley.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16No, we've only just found out

0:20:16 > 0:20:19so I just wanted to check out if we went private...

0:20:21 > 0:20:23So, that's for each go?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Right.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Aye, thanks very much. Thanks. Bye.

0:20:39 > 0:20:44- Right, Sandra, so that's you. See you next time.- See you then.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48£130 a go?

0:20:48 > 0:20:51You're going to need to sell the business to pay for the fares

0:20:51 > 0:20:52to see lover boy.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57That's the special price. I've no idea how much it would be normally.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58The train?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01It's expensive and it takes about eight hours.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03He better be worth it!

0:21:03 > 0:21:07That's the commute? What about the move?

0:21:07 > 0:21:11I've got a rough price for this place from an estate agent.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12And?

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Nowhere near what it's worth. I could lose thousands.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21This is the most romantic thing that's ever happened to you

0:21:21 > 0:21:24and you're treating it like a big dirty nuisance.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27And you think you're being inconvenienced? What about me?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30How bad is your timing?

0:21:30 > 0:21:34You better come back up here to be a bridesmaid.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Can you imagine Deek in one of these?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38SHE GIGGLES

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Welcome back. Long time no see.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Is he still in a mood then, aye?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56What? Has he had a go at you as well?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59No, of course not. He's fine.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Fine?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02He was fine when we left the flat this morning,

0:22:02 > 0:22:04and he's been in a bad mood ever since.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07He'd no right to have a go at me and Stevie, like that.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09So what's wrong?

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Nothing's wrong. D'you want to put up those fairy lights?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Is Bob all right?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Aye, he's fine. He's...

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Tell me.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26No, he...

0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's about this morning.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32What?

0:22:32 > 0:22:33The doctor.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35What, he's been to the doctor?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Aye, but...- But what?

0:22:37 > 0:22:41He's been to the doctor and he's had some bad news.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43NO! No, he's OK. Well, he's...

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Scarlett, gonnae just tell me what it is?!

0:22:45 > 0:22:49Oh, darling, it's about the baby thing. He's had some tests...

0:22:49 > 0:22:52I'm sorry. That's what the bad news is.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56He's been wanting to speak to you but...

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Where's she going? Excuse me!

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Eileen put me in charge and I think it's about time you did some work.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Aye, well, you keep on thinking, doll, because you need the practice.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Low sperm count, aye?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25You talked about this to your ma and you never thought to tell me?

0:23:25 > 0:23:30What? No! Look, it wasn't like that! I was over at ma's and...

0:23:30 > 0:23:33You didn't think it would be a good idea to tell your wife first?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Aye, of course, but... How did you find out?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- From your ma!- What?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41She told me you'd been to the doctor this morning. I didn't even know!

0:23:41 > 0:23:45I've been trying to tell you but...

0:23:45 > 0:23:47You've got every right to be angry with me.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Aye, you're right I have.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51And it's dead big of you to admit it, so it is.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52I'm sorry.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Don't give us, "I'm sorry!"

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Do you seriously think that I wouldn't be the slightest bit

0:23:58 > 0:24:03interested that you'd gone to the doctors today, let alone had tests?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Why the big secret? - I didn't want to worry you.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08So you let me look like an idiot in front of your ma instead, aye?

0:24:10 > 0:24:14We walked to work together and you never even said anything!

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Why did you even think you needed testing anyway?

0:24:17 > 0:24:21I didn't! It was just, after your blood tests, I was...

0:24:21 > 0:24:24I don't know, I just thought it would be best if I got checked out.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28Without telling me? I'm your wife!

0:24:28 > 0:24:31I just...I can't believe you would tell your ma and not me.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35I didnae tell her! I mean, I didnae mean to tell her.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39I've been trying to talk to you all day but you've always been too busy.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Aw right, so it's my fault then, aye? - What? No.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45I just mean you were at work and then you were with Callum

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- and then you and Stevie...- Aye, me and Stevie, that was priceless!

0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Stella, calm down!- Calm down?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Look, I know I've screwed up all right,

0:24:53 > 0:24:56but I've made an appointment with Dr Stubbs, for the two of us

0:24:56 > 0:25:00- at 4.00 then we can both...- What?

0:25:00 > 0:25:04I don't know. We can go through it with her and then we can decide...

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Stella! Wait! Stella! We need to talk!

0:25:09 > 0:25:10Why don't you talk to your ma?

0:25:10 > 0:25:13She'll be happy to go to the doctor with you.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15- Stella, don't be... - Don't be what?

0:25:15 > 0:25:18I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23- I'm going a walk... - I'll come with you.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26No, you willnae! Just leave me alone!

0:25:33 > 0:25:35You don't want to come, do you?

0:25:37 > 0:25:40I want to be with you.

0:25:40 > 0:25:45It's just there's a lot of things to think about and organise and...

0:25:45 > 0:25:50- I'm sorry.- I've put you in an impossible position.

0:25:50 > 0:25:55It's just I want to see you every day and not every other weekend

0:25:55 > 0:25:58- when we're shattered and stressed. - I know.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02I just feel like I need to chose between my life and you

0:26:02 > 0:26:04and I've only got a couple of hours to make a decision

0:26:04 > 0:26:06that's going to change everything for ever.

0:26:06 > 0:26:11I know. I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to be like this.

0:26:12 > 0:26:16I don't want to stress you out. I was just so made up about the job.

0:26:16 > 0:26:21I know, and you should be. You deserve it.

0:26:21 > 0:26:27Just ignore me. I'm thrilled, I really am. It's just been a shock.

0:26:28 > 0:26:33Just give me some time to get my head around it.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Of course.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38I'll tell the company they'll have to wait for your decision.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42You take all the time you need.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Just through in the pool room please.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59Hey, Gabriel.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02I might have known you'd be with the prettiest girl in Shieldinch.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06A pint, please.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10What is it here? Am I invisible here or are you just blind?

0:27:10 > 0:27:14Here...sorry. Apologies, many apologies.

0:27:14 > 0:27:19There, you've learnt something new today! Manners. Large whiskey.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21You want to be careful who you serve.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25Put decent folk off, letting the low-life in.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28I've let you in, haven't I? The guy's apologised, just leave it.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31- I've been waiting here ages.- In case you haven't noticed we've been busy.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Aye. Not at being a pub though, eh?

0:27:34 > 0:27:37What is it, she got you by the short and curlies?

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Want to man up,

0:27:38 > 0:27:41send the coffin-dodgers round the Community Centre

0:27:41 > 0:27:44and keep this place for what it says above the door.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Good boy. Now, it's your turn.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Sorry about that.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54No worries. Genuine mistake.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56I didn't mean to put you in the firing line though.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Really, don't worry about it.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02I've had years of practice with the charming Mr Murdoch.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15Hi, Stella. Are you all right?

0:28:15 > 0:28:16Aye, I'm fine.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20No, you're not.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Well, why you asking then?

0:28:23 > 0:28:29Because if I can help you, I will.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32Thanks but, I don't think you can.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36Before Scarlett says anything to you,

0:28:36 > 0:28:40me and Bob have kinda had a bit of bad news today.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44About the baby thing.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48It's not going to happen.

0:28:48 > 0:28:53What? But I thought you and Bob were agreed on having a baby.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56No, it can't happen.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00Not for us, anyway.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05I'm really sorry.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09PHONE RINGS

0:29:12 > 0:29:15I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

0:29:15 > 0:29:20But please, Stella, phone me, text me, come round and punch me.

0:29:20 > 0:29:24But please, gonnae just come to the doctor's at 4.00.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42HE SLAMS THE SPANNER DOWN

0:29:43 > 0:29:46Well, that should do the trick.

0:29:46 > 0:29:50Sorry about that. It's just been one of those days.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53Sorry, Jimmy, I've not even sorted out what's wrong

0:29:53 > 0:29:55but as soon as I do...

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Don't worry. We'll cope.

0:29:57 > 0:30:01I've lent him my taxi for the night, there's no rush.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04She's told you, hasn't she? For God's sake!

0:30:04 > 0:30:08What part of "don't tell anybody" does she not get?

0:30:08 > 0:30:11Bob, your ma's...she's beside herself with worry.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14She just thought I should pop across and see if you were all right.

0:30:14 > 0:30:15She's told Stella, you, who else?

0:30:15 > 0:30:20She didn't mean to say anything Stella was going off on one.

0:30:20 > 0:30:21BOB SIGHS

0:30:21 > 0:30:25She just thought that maybe you might want to talk to

0:30:25 > 0:30:28another man about it, so here I am.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30But if you don't want to, it's fine.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34Have you spoken to Stella?

0:30:35 > 0:30:38Right.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40JIMMY SIGHS

0:30:40 > 0:30:42You know, it's mad.

0:30:42 > 0:30:46You two struggling with this and there's folk out there you

0:30:46 > 0:30:51wouldn't leave a dog with, that get pregnant without a thought.

0:30:51 > 0:30:52It stinks.

0:30:54 > 0:30:59I've never even had to think about it, never gave it a thought.

0:30:59 > 0:31:03It's just part of me. I want weans and I always have.

0:31:03 > 0:31:08And since me and Stella got together I want them now. And then this!

0:31:08 > 0:31:10It's not fair. It's not bloody fair.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13No. It's not.

0:31:13 > 0:31:14We would love that wean so much.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16I know, son.

0:31:16 > 0:31:21No, you don't, Jimmy! What age were you when you got Madonna?

0:31:21 > 0:31:24I'm 26! Stella's 20!

0:31:24 > 0:31:29I'll never have a family, no kids, no grandkids, nothing, nobody!

0:31:29 > 0:31:32My whole life's changed. So don't sit there and tell me you know.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35It doesn't have to be the end of the world.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37No, but it could be the end of our marriage.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39That's exactly what I'm saying!

0:31:39 > 0:31:42I mean let's get the facts straight first.

0:31:42 > 0:31:46I mean, you probably didn't hear what the doctor said this morning.

0:31:48 > 0:31:52You've just got to try and get your heads around it, that's all.

0:31:52 > 0:31:57You're right, I can only imagine what you're going through.

0:31:57 > 0:31:58But...

0:32:00 > 0:32:03I remember when I heard that your ma had cancer.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05Just that word...

0:32:05 > 0:32:08I never heard another word the doctor said to me after that,

0:32:08 > 0:32:10just that word.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15And I'm taking a wild guess,

0:32:15 > 0:32:18that's probably what you went through this morning?

0:32:18 > 0:32:20One word and it changes your life.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24That's why the two of you have got to take a couple of deep breaths

0:32:24 > 0:32:28and calm down before you say or do anything daft.

0:32:30 > 0:32:36Aye. Look, I need to go and find Stella. Will you...?

0:32:36 > 0:32:38I'll lock up here, on you go.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42The keys are there right. Cheers, Jimmy.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51I said there.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54No! You said that's where you wanted them.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56No! I did not! If you'd listen for once.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58- You did say that! I heard you. - No, I didn't.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Will you all just shut up?

0:33:02 > 0:33:05Stevie, son, do as she says.

0:33:05 > 0:33:06- Aye, but...- Just do it!

0:33:09 > 0:33:11And you, madam.

0:33:11 > 0:33:12One more hissy fit from you,

0:33:12 > 0:33:15and I'll have you out the back cleaning the toilets, OK?

0:33:15 > 0:33:20- Eileen put me in charge. - Eileen does not run this pub, I do!

0:33:39 > 0:33:40What are you doing back there?

0:33:40 > 0:33:43I'm getting a drink. It's a pub, innit?

0:33:43 > 0:33:47It's all right, the money's on the till. One large whiskey.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50Put that back.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03You ignorant piece of...

0:34:03 > 0:34:06Raymond! Easy!

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Yeah, Raymond. Easy.

0:34:13 > 0:34:14This is my pub.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18Get out! Now.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Stella?

0:34:41 > 0:34:42Stella?

0:34:57 > 0:34:59It's so romantic!

0:34:59 > 0:35:03Exactly. With the look on her face you'd think this happened everyday.

0:35:03 > 0:35:04I just think...

0:35:04 > 0:35:07You've been round the block a few times, Liz, what do you think?

0:35:07 > 0:35:10Regrets are the risks you didn't take.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Aw, thanks, Lizzie, doll, you never let me down.

0:35:12 > 0:35:15Aye, what have you got to lose?

0:35:15 > 0:35:18My business, my flat, my pals.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22Friendships will remain and new ones be made.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25The business and flat, just bricks and mortar.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28They need their hair cut down in Brighton as much as they do up here.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30I know but...

0:35:30 > 0:35:34And I don't mean to be maudlin but the truth is life is short,

0:35:34 > 0:35:40over before you know it, so you grab it with both hands.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Exactly. She always plays it so safe. Where's that got you?

0:35:44 > 0:35:50If you always do the same, you always get the same.

0:35:50 > 0:35:53My, what a bevvy of beauties.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56- Why, thank you kind sir. - Been putting the world to rights?

0:35:56 > 0:36:01Aye, and we need the final word from you, Malcolm.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Hayley's dream boy has asked her to go with him to Brighton.

0:36:03 > 0:36:04Do you love him?

0:36:09 > 0:36:12Yeah. I do.

0:36:12 > 0:36:18Then go. Love is all that matters in life. The rest...just nonsense.

0:36:18 > 0:36:19And I rest my case.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22- You'll all be coming to my party tonight, I hope.- Absolutely!

0:36:22 > 0:36:24It's a surprise party!

0:36:24 > 0:36:26Oh, is it?

0:36:26 > 0:36:30Aye, the surprise is I remembered about it!

0:36:30 > 0:36:31THEY ALL LAUGH

0:36:32 > 0:36:36Come on, you! We'll see you all later.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39- Cheerio.- Bye!

0:36:39 > 0:36:41- Tea break?- Aye.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43PHONE VIBRATES

0:36:43 > 0:36:45- Cup of tea, Kelly-Marie? - Yes, please.

0:36:48 > 0:36:53It's me, em...I know I said I wouldn't hassle you

0:36:53 > 0:36:56but I was thinking about what you said.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59And I have put you in an impossible situation.

0:36:59 > 0:37:04It's too much too soon and if I was you, then...

0:37:04 > 0:37:07I was being selfish.

0:37:07 > 0:37:12So I'll speak to my boss, and I'll have a choice too.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36HE SIGHS

0:37:46 > 0:37:49And there's a load of fertility supplements that can help.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51It says on the internet...

0:37:51 > 0:37:54Bob, I would strongly advise you against buying any supplements

0:37:54 > 0:37:55or treatments on the internet.

0:37:55 > 0:37:59At best they'll be useless at worst they could be downright dangerous.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02But it says that the condition can sometimes change and...

0:38:02 > 0:38:04And I've said that we will continue to test you.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07Once we've found out if there's any underlying cause...

0:38:07 > 0:38:09Like my diet and lifestyle?

0:38:09 > 0:38:13I doubt if your diet or lifestyle is a cause.

0:38:13 > 0:38:14Blood tests may show

0:38:14 > 0:38:18if there are any genetic or physiological factors involved.

0:38:18 > 0:38:21- Come on then. Let's get on with it.- No.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23When you've seen a specialist,

0:38:23 > 0:38:26he will make all the arrangements for further testing.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29And he'll be able to tell us about our chances with IVF?

0:38:29 > 0:38:32When he has the necessary information from more specific tests.

0:38:32 > 0:38:39And there's IUI and ICSI? It says even with a few changes...

0:38:41 > 0:38:43I'm sorry, is this boring you?

0:38:43 > 0:38:45No. But I am running late,

0:38:45 > 0:38:48and we need to have this discussion with your wife present.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50I want to get some information for her and...

0:38:50 > 0:38:55Look, I understand how hard this is for you, really I do.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57But I will not discus IVF with you and not not Stella.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59There's no point.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01- No point?- No! There isn't.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07This is not about you.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11IVF is one of the most agonizing journeys

0:39:11 > 0:39:15either of you will go through and before we discuss anything,

0:39:15 > 0:39:19the two of you need to know that you can do it together.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23PHONE RINGS

0:40:14 > 0:40:16Bob?

0:40:22 > 0:40:26I saw Stella a while ago.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29I'm so sorry.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32She told you?

0:40:32 > 0:40:34Yeah.

0:40:34 > 0:40:40Listen, I'm gutted for the both of you. It's not right.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44I know she had her heart set on having a baby.

0:40:47 > 0:40:51There must be something they can do, eh? I told her not to give up.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53What?

0:40:53 > 0:40:55There's that many things they can do nowadays.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58I told her not to beat herself up about it.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00It's not her fault.

0:41:01 > 0:41:04It's me. It's all my fault.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12It's nobody's fault. It's just pure bad luck.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16All she ever wanted was a family

0:41:16 > 0:41:19and I'm not man enough to even give her that.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21I'm no use to any woman.

0:41:21 > 0:41:24What? This is mad!

0:41:24 > 0:41:27You can't blame yourself for something

0:41:27 > 0:41:29that you've got no control over.

0:41:29 > 0:41:30These things can happen to anybody!

0:41:30 > 0:41:33Life's been hard for Stella, I mean, you know that,

0:41:33 > 0:41:34but she's never gave up.

0:41:34 > 0:41:38And now she's been dumped with me, to grow old with, alone.

0:41:41 > 0:41:45She deserves better than this. She deserves to be happy.

0:41:45 > 0:41:49And who's to say she won't be happy, that the two of you won't be happy.

0:41:49 > 0:41:50I wouldn't blame her

0:41:50 > 0:41:53if she decided she was better off somewhere else, d'you know that?

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Oh, Bob, don't be daft.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57You know what's daft, something that she wants so much,

0:41:57 > 0:42:00something that would be so easy with somebody else

0:42:00 > 0:42:02is going to be a complete nightmare with me.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05Come on inside, we're not talking about it here.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08No, I need to go and find her.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21PHONE RINGS

0:42:49 > 0:42:53Bob, son! Can I see you a minute?

0:42:53 > 0:42:57Now, listen, I know I'm not supposed to know,

0:42:57 > 0:43:02but you don't get to my age without learning a thing or two.

0:43:02 > 0:43:08Now, a friend of mine had the same problem, years ago.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11Firing blanks.

0:43:12 > 0:43:16But he swore by this, a pint a day.

0:43:16 > 0:43:19You can't buy it here, it's all that modern rubbish,

0:43:19 > 0:43:25but this is full of iron, guaranteed to put lead in your pencil, he says.

0:43:27 > 0:43:31I had to go to Partick to get it. So I got you a few bottles.

0:43:34 > 0:43:38It's not fair. It's just not fair.

0:43:38 > 0:43:42I can't imagine a better daddy than you, son.

0:43:42 > 0:43:46There's no justice in this world. None at all.

0:43:47 > 0:43:53Gran, can I get this off you later? I need to...go somewhere.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57OK, darlin'. I'll see you later, son.

0:44:06 > 0:44:09If you're looking for Stella, she's skived off all afternoon.

0:44:09 > 0:44:13But tell her not to worry, because we managed really well without her.

0:44:15 > 0:44:18Hi there, son. You OK?

0:44:18 > 0:44:21Aye, I'm fine.

0:44:26 > 0:44:29Just gie him some peace, all right?

0:44:32 > 0:44:35- Here, how did you get on? - I told you not to tell anyone.

0:44:35 > 0:44:38I didn't! They're family, they're not just anybody.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41- You are unbelievable, d'you know that?- What?

0:44:41 > 0:44:46I didn't mean to say anything to Stella. She was in such a state.

0:44:48 > 0:44:50How did she take it?

0:44:50 > 0:44:52What about you? Have you been back to the doctor?

0:44:52 > 0:44:54Just leave it, all right?

0:44:55 > 0:44:56- Bubba...- Look, no.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07Have you not found her? Mate, you wanna keep a tighter leash on her.

0:45:09 > 0:45:11SIGN CLATTERS

0:45:11 > 0:45:13- What did you do that for?- What?!

0:45:13 > 0:45:15THEY GRUNT

0:45:17 > 0:45:20Get off me!

0:45:20 > 0:45:22I've made things even worse. My bubba needs me.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24No, just leave him with a bit of pride.

0:45:24 > 0:45:28He might be your wee bubba but he's a grown man.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34BOB YELLS

0:45:34 > 0:45:38Ah, Bob! I'm no gonnae batter somebody half my size, calm down.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40Let me got then.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45SHE LAUGHS

0:45:46 > 0:45:49Bob!

0:45:51 > 0:45:54Calm down! Just calm down!

0:45:54 > 0:45:56Get off me! Ah!

0:45:56 > 0:45:59Just breathe, Bob.

0:46:01 > 0:46:03HIS BREATHING CALMS

0:46:03 > 0:46:07Can I let go of you now, please?

0:46:07 > 0:46:08Aye.

0:46:11 > 0:46:14HE SIGHS

0:46:14 > 0:46:18They're just a couple of old friends, silly argument, got out of control.

0:46:18 > 0:46:20It's all done and dusted now.

0:46:20 > 0:46:21- Only if you're sure.- Yeah.

0:46:22 > 0:46:26- OK, see you later. - Thanks, guys, appreciate it.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31Listen, Bob, I don't know what I've done today.

0:46:31 > 0:46:32I mean it, I really don't,

0:46:32 > 0:46:37but obviously I've rattled your cage, and I'm sorry about that.

0:46:42 > 0:46:47I'd be careful. See for a wee guy, he's got some dig on him.

0:46:57 > 0:47:01I'm going to take a wild guess here, but I reckon you've had a bad day

0:47:01 > 0:47:05and poor Stevie just happened to say the wrong thing at the wrong time.

0:47:05 > 0:47:06Am I right?

0:47:06 > 0:47:09Bad doesn't begin to cover it.

0:47:09 > 0:47:11I can't have kids.

0:47:13 > 0:47:16You're right. Bad doesn't cover it. I'm really sorry.

0:47:16 > 0:47:19Not as sorry as I am.

0:47:19 > 0:47:23The thing is, this bad day would have got a whole lot worse

0:47:23 > 0:47:25if Stevie had pressed charges.

0:47:25 > 0:47:30I know it's not easy but in future if you can just engage the brain

0:47:30 > 0:47:34and walk away until the adrenalin stops pumping, yeah?

0:47:34 > 0:47:40I know. I just completely lost it. I've never...

0:47:40 > 0:47:47I wanted to kill him. I just went pure psycho. I'm going mad.

0:47:47 > 0:47:53You're not mad! You're just in shock, understandably so.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55I better go and say sorry to Stevie.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57I'll pass on your apologies. You can see him later.

0:47:57 > 0:48:01- I'm sure you've got some one more important to talk to.- Cheers.

0:48:07 > 0:48:10Do you love him?

0:48:12 > 0:48:14I do.

0:48:15 > 0:48:17But does he love me?

0:48:17 > 0:48:20The guy is crazy about you! What are you scared of?

0:48:22 > 0:48:27Hayley, all those things in the past, all those guys that hurt you,

0:48:27 > 0:48:29they're gone, they are history.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33You are a wonderful, beautiful woman

0:48:33 > 0:48:36and you've finally met a guy with brains enough to see it!

0:48:36 > 0:48:38Of course he loves you.

0:48:41 > 0:48:45What if I go down there and give up everything

0:48:45 > 0:48:47- and then in a couple of months...? - You realise you are blissfully happy

0:48:47 > 0:48:49and it's the best thing you've ever done?

0:48:49 > 0:48:51Love doesn't come with a safety net.

0:48:51 > 0:48:54THEY BURST INTO LAUGHTER

0:48:54 > 0:48:56Did you really just say that?

0:48:56 > 0:48:57I can be wise!

0:48:57 > 0:48:59HAYLEY'S PHONE BEEPS

0:49:01 > 0:49:03I heard that in a film.

0:49:03 > 0:49:07It was a great film, I was pure greetin'. Her man was dying.

0:49:07 > 0:49:10She was like that, "Love doesn't come with a safety net." I was doing that there.

0:49:11 > 0:49:13Are you OK?

0:49:15 > 0:49:19'I was being selfish, so I'll speak to my boss

0:49:19 > 0:49:26'and I have a choice too, the job or you, and I choose you.'

0:49:26 > 0:49:33Aw, for the love of... What more do you need? He loves you!

0:49:33 > 0:49:34Oh.

0:49:37 > 0:49:39LAUGHTER

0:49:46 > 0:49:50Hi, it's Tom. Is Mr Hallam there? Yes, he's expecting my call.

0:49:53 > 0:49:55Hello there...

0:49:55 > 0:49:56What are you doing?

0:49:57 > 0:50:00I'm coming with you.

0:50:00 > 0:50:01Are you serious?

0:50:01 > 0:50:06I'm totally crazy, but I love you.

0:50:08 > 0:50:11PHONE RINGS

0:50:17 > 0:50:22Hi, I think we got cut off. Yes!

0:50:22 > 0:50:25I would very much like to accept your offer.

0:50:27 > 0:50:28OK, thank you.

0:50:30 > 0:50:31SHE LAUGHS

0:50:34 > 0:50:38Gina's bringing him over in ten minutes, so get the champagne ready!

0:50:38 > 0:50:39Both of you!

0:50:50 > 0:50:54- Enjoying a wee bit of quiet? - Yeah, a rare event.

0:50:54 > 0:50:57Sorry to disturb you, I just wondered if I could buy you another of them?

0:50:57 > 0:50:59What?

0:50:59 > 0:51:02I didn't really help the situation earlier,

0:51:02 > 0:51:05so by apology can I buy you a drink?

0:51:05 > 0:51:07There's no need, honestly.

0:51:07 > 0:51:11Come on, Lenny Murdoch isn't even on my doorstep

0:51:11 > 0:51:15but he's enough to turn me to drink, so what's your poison?

0:51:17 > 0:51:20- Well, if you insist... - A malt?

0:51:20 > 0:51:25Very good of you, but you can do me a favour, save me drinking alone.

0:51:25 > 0:51:26Raymond Henderson.

0:51:26 > 0:51:29Good to meet you, Raymond. Sean Kennedy.

0:51:31 > 0:51:33A malt for Raymond there, a pint for myself, please.

0:51:33 > 0:51:36Celebration time. What do you fancy? A bottle of fizz?

0:51:36 > 0:51:41Can we have a bottle of fizz and four glasses when you get a minute?

0:51:48 > 0:51:52Hayley's being whisked off to Brighton for a sunny new life,

0:51:52 > 0:51:55Will and Robbie are totally loved up and what have I got?

0:51:55 > 0:51:58The pair of you, with faces like skelped bums!

0:51:58 > 0:52:00What's up?

0:52:05 > 0:52:09It's Bubba! And you didn't hear this from me.

0:52:12 > 0:52:14DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:52:23 > 0:52:25Sorry.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31If you want I can go and stay at Deek's or...

0:52:33 > 0:52:39I didn't get done for Stevie. He didn't press charges, so...

0:52:39 > 0:52:42I owe him. Big time.

0:52:53 > 0:52:56Stella, what do you want to do?

0:52:56 > 0:52:58What do I want to do?

0:52:58 > 0:53:02I want to get pregnant, I want to have a baby, and a family,

0:53:02 > 0:53:05I actually want a husband who will talk to me about our marriage

0:53:05 > 0:53:08- before he goes and talks to his maw! - I'm sorry.

0:53:10 > 0:53:14You didnae sign up for this, when we got married. So...

0:53:17 > 0:53:19I know I've let you down badly...

0:53:21 > 0:53:25..and I understand if you decide that this isn't what you want.

0:53:25 > 0:53:30Nobody deserves happiness more than you, Stella,

0:53:30 > 0:53:32and I've got no right to deny you that.

0:53:36 > 0:53:39It wasn't that big a deal, but it was legit, sound you know,

0:53:39 > 0:53:43a good starter investment, but he stopped me getting the business...

0:53:43 > 0:53:47What? For no good reason? That's Murdoch for you.

0:53:47 > 0:53:51It's not even that he would've wanted it, he just doesn't want anyone else to have it.

0:53:51 > 0:53:54He won't be happy until he owns this street and everybody in it.

0:53:54 > 0:53:58- I heard that nice wee cafe... - Aye, The Oyster?

0:53:58 > 0:54:01- And you know he also had his paws on this place a couple of years back? - Yeah?

0:54:01 > 0:54:05And he was none too pleased when I got it back.

0:54:05 > 0:54:09I bet. I hear he's not too well.

0:54:09 > 0:54:13Whatever it is, it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

0:54:13 > 0:54:17Aye, but an old dog can be vicious in his last fight, Raymond, so be careful.

0:54:17 > 0:54:19He doesn't play by the rules.

0:54:19 > 0:54:22Don't worry about me.

0:54:22 > 0:54:26- Are they on their way over? - They're just behind me! - I'll get the champagne ready.

0:54:26 > 0:54:29I'll be in in two seconds.

0:54:29 > 0:54:30Evening, ladies.

0:54:30 > 0:54:32Can I get you another?

0:54:32 > 0:54:33No, no thanks.

0:54:33 > 0:54:35So busy night.

0:54:35 > 0:54:37Yeah. I better get back to it.

0:54:37 > 0:54:40Don't knock it, it's a good wee business you've got going here.

0:54:40 > 0:54:43True enough. Good talking to you, Sean.

0:54:43 > 0:54:45Is it something I said?

0:54:45 > 0:54:49You know full well, that I'll be taking personal responsibility

0:54:49 > 0:54:53- if Malcolm's big night doesn't go well. See you again, eh?- See you.

0:54:58 > 0:55:02- What was all that about? - Nothing we need to worry about.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06C'mon, Raymond. Everyone got a drink?

0:55:09 > 0:55:11And the birthday boy is here!

0:55:11 > 0:55:13EVERYONE CHEERS

0:55:13 > 0:55:17# Happy birthday to you!

0:55:17 > 0:55:21# Happy birthday to you!

0:55:21 > 0:55:25# Happy birthday, dear Malcolm

0:55:25 > 0:55:29# Happy birthday to you! #

0:55:29 > 0:55:30CHEERS

0:55:30 > 0:55:32Thank you very much!

0:55:34 > 0:55:36You do my head in. Honestly.

0:55:36 > 0:55:40This morning I woke up beside you and there's nowhere else I'd rather be.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42And now you're telling it's all right if I go?

0:55:42 > 0:55:45- No! I didn't say that!- Just shut up and listen to me!

0:55:48 > 0:55:51This afternoon, I asked your ma if you were all right and she said no.

0:55:51 > 0:55:56That you'd been to the doctor and you'd got some bad news.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59There was a wee moment where I thought there was something

0:55:59 > 0:56:02seriously wrong with you...

0:56:04 > 0:56:06..that you weren't well.

0:56:07 > 0:56:12So one minute I think I'm losing you, the next minute, we might not be able to have a baby together.

0:56:12 > 0:56:15And, there you are, with your leaflets

0:56:15 > 0:56:18and sorting stuff before I even knew there's something to be sorted.

0:56:18 > 0:56:21I needed to get my head straight, not go and see a doctor.

0:56:25 > 0:56:30I am gutted, that we might not be able to have a baby.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35It breaks my heart.

0:56:37 > 0:56:41But do you honestly think that I'm going to run out of our marriage at the first sign of trouble?

0:56:44 > 0:56:53I married you because I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

0:56:53 > 0:57:01And it tears me apart that you think that this is your fault and I don't love you any more.

0:57:01 > 0:57:03Do you just not know me at all, no?

0:57:06 > 0:57:10We're a team, and we deal with stuff together OK?

0:57:12 > 0:57:15I just want to make life perfect for you.

0:57:18 > 0:57:20As long as we're with each other, it is.

0:57:22 > 0:57:25SHE SNIFFS

0:57:34 > 0:57:37Kill him. Dirty low-life scumbag.

0:57:37 > 0:57:40- Was it something I said? - Replace my stock and pay for the damage.

0:57:40 > 0:57:42What are you talking about?

0:57:42 > 0:57:45It's important for me to like who's taking over Number 18. Would you consider taking it over?

0:57:45 > 0:57:47The Ship got turned over last night.

0:57:47 > 0:57:51- You better go round and apologise then.- For what? - For taking Lenny's side.

0:57:51 > 0:57:53- She asked me to buy her out. - How much is she asking?

0:57:53 > 0:57:54- Eight grand.- That is a steal.

0:57:54 > 0:57:55Maybe I can help you out.

0:57:55 > 0:57:58You'll have your bar stocked in no time.

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