0:00:21 > 0:00:24- I'd like you to take this. - Is this a wedding present?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Is that enough to save my son's life?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31If you have any genuine affection for my son,
0:00:31 > 0:00:34you will end this absurd charade.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Go for it.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44That is just so sick on so many levels.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Robbie, do you have any idea what you've done?
0:00:48 > 0:00:52For the first time ever, I feel like I actually have a father.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Thank you.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Got a minute? - Not really.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17You haven't cashed my cheque.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20No. I ripped it up.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Is that why you offered to be his witness?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Because you never thought it would actually happen?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46As a child he could never make up his mind.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Football or cricket. Ice cream or chocolate.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53He was even a vegetarian for five minutes.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Always starting things he'd never finish.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59He's not a child any more. And I have to go.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Such a hothead, his teachers always said. Couldn't be told.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Did you tell him? About the cheque.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09I didn't see the point.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Well, you know him best.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Will's waiting on me. We've got a rehearsal this afternoon.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19But you already knew that.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I'm sorry. He must be on the underground.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I've got another couple arriving shortly.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Sorry. Hope you haven't started without me!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Better late than never.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09You must be the registrar. Sorry my palms are a bit sweaty.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- I'm pure nervous. - Shall we have a run-through?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Aye. - What kept you?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17You know me and time!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Thought I was the workaholic.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20If you'd like to face each other.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27So I take it you're going to be on time tomorrow then?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31That's why we agreed to go to the register office together.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33So that I don't upstage you with some big entrance
0:04:33 > 0:04:35and you don't get cold feet and run out on me!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41We're really doing this, aren't we?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43We really are.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Robbie? Robbie? I've been trying to call you.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I've had my phone switched off.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53There's been a last-minute booking at the salon.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54I'm switching you off.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56No, she's dead insistent that she sees you today.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Well, she can get to...
0:04:58 > 0:05:00One last client won't take you long.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Won't take me long to boot her out that chair.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Hiya. Look I can't cut your hair.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I don't know if Kelly-Marie explained,
0:05:12 > 0:05:14but I'm getting hitched tomorrow.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Not without me, you're not.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19You're here early. And you are...!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Pregnant, yes!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Oh, thank God. - Did you think I was just fat?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Cuddlier than I remembered! - You spotted the difference, then?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Hard not to. That's fantastic.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Congratulations! How did it happen!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37I'll explain it to you when you're all grown up.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Me getting married and you a mammy. Talk about being grown up!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I know. I still cannae get used to it.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Here, join the club!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46That better not steal my thunder tomorrow!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Aye, right!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Right, you, take these people to the pub.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- I'm going to lock up. - And no getting drunk.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55I do not want to look like a half shut knife on my wedding day.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Your stylist's got her work cut out as it is!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I will gie you that one because you're pregnant.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Come on, you.- You're back!
0:06:09 > 0:06:13What a gorgeous and thoughtful man I'm marrying.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Well, I just wanted to do something nice for you.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19And I wanted my dad to meet the other witnesses ahead of tomorrow.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21You've invited him to our drinks?
0:06:21 > 0:06:27Yeah, I thought he'd say no, but he didn't. Amazing, eh?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29I really think he is coming around.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- There you go.- Lovely.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Cheers.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35And for the mother of my child,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37a glass of the Tall Ship's finest lemonade.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I can't believe I can't drink at your wedding!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Ah, don't worry, after this one, I'll be on the wagon
0:06:43 > 0:06:44with you and wee Robbie!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Or Roberta if it's a girl!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I need to talk to you about the hotel.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Don't worry about it, it's on me.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I wasn't sure about having any of our celebrations here,
0:06:53 > 0:06:57but this way, Deek still gets to be involved.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Sorry I couldn't come to his funeral. The stress of it all.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03He would have been so pleased for you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Come here, you. Missed you.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Right. Now the party can really begin.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Mum, Dad!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Sit down, we see you all the time.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20Where's that gorgeous man of yours. And his even more gorgeous father?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24My wife! Such a class act.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Don't worry, he'll be here soon, don't you worry.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- This is Tom.- Hi.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Oh, beautiful. Absolutely beautiful, darlin'.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Wait till your daddy sees you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Jimmy. Are you conscious yet?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Do another twirl.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51What's going on? I was working till after one o'clock last night
0:07:51 > 0:07:52and I've got this wedding later on.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54It's your daughter, Jimmy.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56It's her first ballet class today, remember.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00See the wee tutu and the shoes. I seen them yesterday.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01I couldn't resist them.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Aye, I saw a crackin' flat-screen telly in a shop,
0:08:05 > 0:08:07but I managed to resist.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Just ignore, Daddy.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10What if she doesn't like it?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Of course she's going to like it, aren't you, sweetheart?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Mummy never had the chance.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Grandma Molly said I had two left feet.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Aye, maybe she's got a point. - What do you know about it?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21I've danced with you, remember?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Cannae remember the last time.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26My toes and ankles do.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Anyway, wee Madonna's going to be much, much better
0:08:28 > 0:08:30than Mummy even dreamed of being.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33She couldn't be any worse.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Right, I need to get to my work.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38I'll be back later to take her for her first ballet lesson.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43See you, Princess.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Do you know which teabags Molly usually gets?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Zinnie.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59What, how would I know?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08How are you feeling?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Still a bit embarrassed. But better, thanks.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14And Molly?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16She hasn't really been out since the attack.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20I'm hoping she'll try for Robbie and Will's reception.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Gay weddings. How times have changed.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33You're lucky that Molly's OK with the whole gay thing.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Me? - After that spin-the-bottle incident.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40That...didn't mean anything.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43If you say so.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45It was just a game. A joke.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Looked pretty convincing from where I was. Well, on your part.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Maybe not Nicole's.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52From neither of us.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Maybe I could think of a way to get you to pay us a bit more.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Oh, aye!
0:10:01 > 0:10:02- Please!- I don't want to know.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06About what?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Our love life.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09It's the best bit about falling out, though,
0:10:09 > 0:10:11isn't it, Stevie? The making up?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14You lassies are worse for details than us guys.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16What are we supposed to wear tomorrow?
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Dunno. Usual waitressing gear, I suppose. Black or black and white.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- As long as it's sexy. - I'll do my best.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28You two are waitressing at Robbie and Will's reception?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Did I not tell you?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Haven't really seen each other for you to tell me.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Suppose not.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37How've you been since the party?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Just trying to get back to normal.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43What have you two been up to?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Not much. Just hanging out, really, haven't we?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49In fact, we better sort out what we're going to wear tomorrow.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Nicole. We're all right, aren't we?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Of course. Why wouldn't we be.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03When did they get so friendly?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Last few weeks, I suppose.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I don't suppose you need any more help?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12She's been a very special friend to our Robbie.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I know.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Are you sure you're good enough for her?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Leave the poor boy alone, Campbell.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I'm just saying what needs to be said!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26He's about to become a father. It's a big responsibility.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Don't you think you should be having this man to man with Will?
0:11:30 > 0:11:35If he's good enough for our son, he's good enough for us!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37To Will?
0:11:37 > 0:11:42My future husband in 22 hours, 13 minutes and 8 seconds!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44ALL: Cheers.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Dad!
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Come on in. We're on bubbly. Do you want a whisky?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Happy to go with the flow. Let me get a round in.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Great.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Hi again. - What are you doing?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Stevie asked if I wanted to help too.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- I thought we should try and plan outfits.- Cool.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20I was going anyway,
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I thought I should try and make some money out of it.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25You don't mind, do you?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27If Stevie says he need someone else, he needs someone else.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Is Alice coming too or are you on your own?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30We're upstairs.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38You know Robbie's parents, of course.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Sue. Campbell.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44No need for formalities. We're practically related.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49And this is Hayley, Robbie's witness for the wedding tomorrow,
0:12:49 > 0:12:50and her partner, Tom.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- How do you do? - I'll never remember all these names.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Robbie. Get a chair for your father-in-law.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- There you go. - Here we are, folks.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08How are the blushing bridegrooms feeling?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10All right, enough of the jokes, thanks.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15I heard you'd made a surprise appearance!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- She's full of surprises. - Oh, my God!
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Isn't it the best news ever?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Well, except from me getting married!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I didn't know you were trying.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Neither did we!- Are you sure that's not Brighton rock
0:13:25 > 0:13:27and fish and chips in there?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Ha-ha(!) Actually...
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Tom and I were wondering if you'd like to be godparent?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Are you kidding?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40We can handle my godchild for holidays and weekends, can't we?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I don't know who'll be looking after who, though!
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Imagine that. It'll be like being grandparents!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Imagine!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Oh, I need a photo of both of you.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Huh?- Up, up.- OK.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09- Aw.- Aw, that's nice. That's great.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19How does this look?
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Maybe a bit more subtle.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I don't usually wear things like this.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37You look great. You've got good legs. You should show them off.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38And who am I showing them to?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Well, weddings are meant to be great for pulling.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Maybe not this wedding.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Why are you so keen to pair everybody off?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Being a couple's great.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Having a man around, it makes me feel safe.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53What is this? The 1950s?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56It's true. And there's the sex.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Are we going to get those gory details now?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Stevie certainly looks like he'd know what he was doing.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03He does.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Just think, if you got yourself a boyfriend, we could double-date.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Practically a group booking if I met someone too.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20What are you doing?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Seeing if a different top looks better.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Aren't you going to try something?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Yeah. In the bathroom.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I thought I was going to have to hide under a wig
0:15:37 > 0:15:41for the rest of my life until Robbie made me feel normal again.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- He gave me back my confidence, didn't he, Hayley?- He did.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46You're one of the lucky ones. My wife died of cancer.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I'm sorry, I didn't realise.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52It was a long time ago. But I still miss her.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Particularly around your son's wedding, I'm sure.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Yes.- Your weans are what you live for, aren't they?
0:15:59 > 0:16:04Madonna, my youngest, she's my shining light.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08The older ones don't really need me any more.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Still, you never stop wanting what's best for them, do you?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13No, you don't.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Excuse me.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20You're going to find that out, Hayley.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Are we going to this ballet thing or what?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Aye, all right, it was nice meeting you.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Excuse me. I haven't really spoken to Robbie.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38There you are, pal. Fresh from the tap.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Sorry Will was a bit humourless before.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Think he's nervous about tomorrow.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Who wouldn't be nervous marrying you?!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Ha-ha(!)
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Robbie.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Your parents and friends are good people.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Just a wee bit gullible.
0:16:53 > 0:16:58About our chat this morning, perhaps that cheque was an insult.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Is that an apology?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02I'd do anything to secure my son's happiness.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03So would I?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Then how much will it take? Name your price?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I don't have one. Excuse me.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Remember, nice pointy toes,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41nice, big, high kicks, just like your mammy showed you.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You look brilliant, pal.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46There's a lot pink in one room.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Daring to be different, sure you are, Madonna?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Standing out from the crowd. That's what it's all about.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57What are you looking at?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Worst thing about being a mammy - all the other mammies!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05And I'd heard the dads at the football were bad.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Nothing on this lot.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08OK, girls, let's come and find your space.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10That's them about to start.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Right, darlin', don't be shy, go over to your teacher.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21We'll call at the sweetie shop on the way home.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22You can spend all your pocket money.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35OK, turn your toes out into a smiley face, hands on your waist.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Hands here, ready. Bend your knees and one
0:18:39 > 0:18:43and two and three and four
0:18:43 > 0:18:48and five and six and seven and eight.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52One hand up to the top.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57One and two, other hand, three and four.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I don't want to have another conversation with you.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04How long have you actually known my son? Six months?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Leave me alone.
0:19:05 > 0:19:12If things are so rock solid between you and Will, then convince me.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Will proposed to me. Not the other way around.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16My son likes to rebel occasionally.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- The novelty never lasts.- You mean you sort it behind his back.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24You're not the first, no. Others have had the good sense to move on.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27If this is what he's had to put up with, then no wonder...
0:19:27 > 0:19:31No wonder...? Will has always been an intense young man.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- He likes to be in control. - Speak for yourself.
0:19:34 > 0:19:39We're alike. I don't deny it. He prefers things on his terms.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Look at the career he's chosen. The ultimate in control.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Power. It takes a strong partner to deal with that.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51With or without me, he will still be gay.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55He's about as comfortable with that as I am.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Only when you're around.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01I admit, I like to think I know my son,
0:20:01 > 0:20:05but of course I can't say what goes on behind closed doors.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12You seem upset. I'll do as you request and leave you alone.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Have another drink, Robbie.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Things might seem clearer in the morning.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Urgh!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43And up and down, point your toes.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Forward, one and two
0:20:47 > 0:20:50and three and four.
0:20:50 > 0:20:56And five and six and seven and eight.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Reach up to the top.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01One and two and heel to your tippy-toes.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Turn round on your tippy-toes.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09Hands back on our waist. Ready, turn your toes out
0:21:09 > 0:21:17and two and three and four and five and six...
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- What's that?- We're always getting stuff shoved at us.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Little Miss Christmas.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- A beauty pageant! At their age? - That's ridiculous.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Who'd enter a wean into something like that?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Who knows! It's ridiculous.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34GIRL SCREAMS Madonna!
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Oh, darling, what's happened?
0:21:40 > 0:21:44I'm so glad you called me Robbie and not Bob.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46That'd make life dead difficult around here.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49We've got Big Bob, we've got Wee Bob. What would that make me?
0:21:49 > 0:21:54- What's he like?!- Husband-to-be, on a scale of wee to big, what am I?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56How much have you had to drink?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Not exactly a wee bit. But not exactly a big bit either.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00HE LAUGHS
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Come on, we best be getting home.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Now we know who wears the trousers!
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I don't know what plans you've made, son,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10but I would like to drive you to the ceremony tomorrow.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Thanks, Dad. I'd like that.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Perhaps at least one of you should get an early night.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Are you coming or not?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19He'll be all right, lad. He's just like his father.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Never had a hangover in his life.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23And all those times I've cleaned up after you?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Well, we best be getting off. I'll say good night, folks.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Stupid teacher. Pushed them too hard.
0:22:45 > 0:22:50- Is it broke? - I don't think so. Just a bad strain.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Thank God for that.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54So a wee bit of ice on it,
0:22:54 > 0:22:56and she'll be up on her feet in a few days, aye?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59You don't want her doing herself any permanent damage.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I'll write you a note to keep her off school this week.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05- No. You cannae! - Childcare problems?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08No, they're choosing parts for the nativity.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Maybe she'll just have to be satisfied with the chorus this year.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Chorus! It's hardly going to be a proper nativity without Madonna.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30I'm sorry about that. That wasn't what I had planned.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Not your fault, son. The Frasers are certainly a colourful lot.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38That's what I love about them. They don't apologise for anything.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Still, you don't want a lifetime of having to.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45You know, even at this late stage,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48there'd be no shame in calling the whole thing off.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Robbie had a bit too much to drink, that's all.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Sometimes the things you think you love about a person
0:24:10 > 0:24:13are the very things that destroy a relationship.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15But if you believe it's right for you,
0:24:15 > 0:24:17then I'll just have to accept it.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Did your sister not think
0:24:19 > 0:24:22it was an important enough occasion to come home for?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24It's a lot of money to fly over at this time of year.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27I thought she earned a lot of money.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Always knew she'd do well.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32We're going to go and see her when we're on honeymoon.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I thought you might want this.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Your mother always said you kids were her finest achievement.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51That the four of us were a proper family.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I'll see you in the morning.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01See you.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Robbie. You all right?
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Nobody else can see it but me.
0:25:58 > 0:26:03See what? Robbie, talk to me.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Why are you hitting it like there's no tomorrow...
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Maybe there shouldn't be a tomorrow...
0:26:09 > 0:26:12or a wedding or any of it.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Don't be daft. Do you want me to go get Will?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16No. No, no, no.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22How far would you go to protect that wee baby inside of you?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24My mum and dad would kill for me.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Maybe it's just the same.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Or in his head it is, at least.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Look, I could tell that he wasn't as OK with it as your parents.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34But he came today.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Only to talk me out of it.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41What makes you think that?
0:26:43 > 0:26:46The open cheque book he waved in my face.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47You're kidding?
0:26:47 > 0:26:52I'm surprised Will wants him at the wedding.
0:26:52 > 0:26:57He does know? You have told him?
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Robbie, you can't keep something like that from him.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04His relationship with his dad is fragile enough.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07What about your relationship?
0:27:07 > 0:27:11It'll be fine. I can handle it. Will never has to know.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15- All right? All right.- OK.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25If Mary's just given birth to the baby Jesus,
0:27:25 > 0:27:28she shouldn't be moving about too much anyway.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31I wonder if they'd just let her sit down.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Mary and Joseph have got to follow the star to the inn somehow.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Aye, but she'll be on a donkey.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38What if they want her to be the donkey?
0:27:38 > 0:27:41- Don't be stupid. - You were the donkey one year.
0:27:41 > 0:27:46I've got a good mind to sue that teacher.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Madonna's dance career could have been finished before it even started!
0:27:49 > 0:27:52I've got the website up for you, Scarlett.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Some of the outfits the kids are wearing must cost a fortune.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58The mothers that go in for that sort of thing must be mental.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08What are you doing?
0:28:08 > 0:28:12Hi. I hope I didn't wake you up.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16I was trying to be quiet. Do you want something to eat?
0:28:16 > 0:28:18It's late.
0:28:18 > 0:28:19It's all right, I'm making some anyway.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26- Robbie, come to bed. - There's an offer I cannae refuse.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34- Robbie! - What's that?
0:28:34 > 0:28:35The flowers for tomorrow.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38For God's sake! Doesn't this mean anything to you?
0:28:38 > 0:28:41Why did you have to go and get yourself in such a state?
0:28:44 > 0:28:46I'm going to bed.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Nicole leant me a really nice top. Wasn't that nice of her?
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Very generous.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00- She's a good friend. - Aye. When it suits.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05You didn't get the right tea, by the way.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07You should have come with me.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12Robbie and Will will be arriving at the ceremony in a couple of hours.
0:31:12 > 0:31:16I bet those two boys'll look very handsome.
0:31:16 > 0:31:20You'll see for yourself. What are you going to wear?
0:31:20 > 0:31:26Ach, it's ages before the do.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28And with me on waitress duties,
0:31:28 > 0:31:31you won't miss out on any of the food or drink!
0:31:57 > 0:32:01- You'd better get in the shower. - Right.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11Probably for the best we never spent last night together.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Bad luck and all that.
0:32:13 > 0:32:14DOORBELL RINGS
0:32:14 > 0:32:16That'll be Hayley.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19I'll go. You get yourself cleaned up.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26- Hi.- Hi.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33So, is he ready for me to work my magic?
0:32:33 > 0:32:35He's in the shower. And he's going to need more than magic.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37I'm a miracle worker, didn't you know!
0:32:37 > 0:32:40The miracle might have been keeping him sober last night.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44- It wasn't my fault. - Then whose was it?
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Look, I'm here to support Robbie today. That is all.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50Support? Why, what happened?
0:32:50 > 0:32:54Hayley? Why did Robbie get so drunk last night?
0:32:54 > 0:32:56I don't know. Why don't you ask your father.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58What's that supposed to mean?
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Come on, you, time to go!
0:33:04 > 0:33:07Robbie? Is there something you're not telling me.
0:33:07 > 0:33:08DOOR CLOSES
0:33:08 > 0:33:11I thought you agreed last night you weren't going to say anything?
0:33:11 > 0:33:13- I didn't. - Only cos I stopped you.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15- Hang on a wee minute... - No. You promised.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18He's going to know something's up now. You had nae right.
0:33:18 > 0:33:19Will had a go at me and now you are.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21I didn't come here for this.
0:33:21 > 0:33:22I suppose you told Tom an' all?
0:33:22 > 0:33:24I was upset for you.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26It was none of your business.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29I don't have to put up with this.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to take it out on you.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01We're just under a lot of pressure, that's all.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Will's dad's against us. Against me.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06You did the right thing telling him where to shove his offer.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09If Will does challenge his dad, he's bound to take your side.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11- Yeah. - It's between them now.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Families, eh?
0:34:33 > 0:34:34DOORBELL RINGS
0:34:43 > 0:34:45The car's parked downstairs.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48You better come in.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Everything all right?
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Why? Shouldn't it be?
0:35:01 > 0:35:04You're not dressed for the wedding.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11I've been thinking a lot about what you said last night.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13I see.
0:35:16 > 0:35:20Yesterday at the pub, did you talk to Robbie much?
0:35:20 > 0:35:21Not really.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25I'm just wondering what might have happened
0:35:25 > 0:35:28- to make him to get so drunk. - Does he need a reason?
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Don't put him down.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38You agreed to be my witness today. Even offered to drive me.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41Yet five minutes later you suggested I call it off.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Isn't it a father's duty to have that conversation?
0:35:44 > 0:35:47If that's what you said to me, what did you say to Robbie?
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Am I talking to my son or Detective Cooper?
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Has he had this grilling?
0:35:51 > 0:35:55- I'm asking you. - I won't be treated like a suspect.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57And I won't be treated like a child. It's my life.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Exactly. And that's why I can't just stand by
0:36:00 > 0:36:02and watch you throw it all away.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05You did say something, didn't you?
0:36:05 > 0:36:08- I was testing him, that's all. - Testing him?
0:36:08 > 0:36:10To see if he was any more genuine than the others.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16What others? What did you do?
0:36:16 > 0:36:20I offered him money to walk away. He turned me down.
0:36:20 > 0:36:21It didn't work.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25But it has before?
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Oh, my God.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Oh, Campbell. Look.
0:36:52 > 0:36:56Don't start the waterworks before we've even begun!
0:36:56 > 0:36:57I can't help it.
0:37:01 > 0:37:02Mum, you look fantastic.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04She's been ready since seven this morning!
0:37:04 > 0:37:10You shouldn't be out here when Will arrives. It's bad luck.
0:37:10 > 0:37:15Have you found a loo yet? I can't go five minutes any more.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Just you wait, love.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22Are the boys all right?
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Just a wee bit of last-minute nerves, is all.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27I'll keep an eye out for Will.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36Was it a bad one? Argument?
0:37:37 > 0:37:39We've had worse.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46I can't pretend to know exactly how it works between two men, son.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51Relationships are relationships, I suppose.
0:37:51 > 0:37:55What I can tell you is marriage is a big ask.
0:37:57 > 0:38:02But your mum is the last person I want to see at night.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04And the first person I want to wake up to in the morning.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07I hope it's the same for her.
0:38:10 > 0:38:11It's what we both want for you.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18Thanks, Dad, that's great.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22But I don't think there's going to be a wedding.
0:38:33 > 0:38:38I stand by every decision I've ever made for you, Will.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40I'd do it all again.
0:38:46 > 0:38:51All my life I've tried to please you. To get your approval.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54And I've tried to give you opportunities I never had.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58It's always been about you.
0:38:58 > 0:39:03That's not true. You just don't see your own potential.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05And you don't see me.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08Other than an extension of yourself.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10You don't see any of us.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12What are you talking about?
0:39:15 > 0:39:18The family photo you gave me.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21I don't think it quite had the effect you intended.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23There was no intention.
0:39:26 > 0:39:27Do you remember that day?
0:39:27 > 0:39:29Yes.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Your mother and Rebecca and I travelled miles
0:39:31 > 0:39:33to see you play football.
0:39:33 > 0:39:37"Travelled miles to see you play like a girl."
0:39:37 > 0:39:40That's what you said to me, because I didn't score.
0:39:40 > 0:39:45Mum tried to defend me and you just shouted at her telling her
0:39:45 > 0:39:47she didn't know what she was talking about.
0:39:47 > 0:39:51She cowered and didn't speak for the rest of the day.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53That's how I remember her.
0:39:53 > 0:39:54Always cowering from you.
0:39:54 > 0:39:58Never daring to answer you back.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01We have very different memories.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03We were devoted.
0:40:03 > 0:40:04I gave her a good life.
0:40:04 > 0:40:05I provided for you all.
0:40:06 > 0:40:11I never said you didn't. You just wanted so much in return.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14I was only saying last night how proud I am of your sister.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19She doesn't work for the bank any more, Dad. She hated it.
0:40:19 > 0:40:23She's retraining to be a teacher. She's just too scared to tell you.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25That's ridiculous.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Is it?
0:40:27 > 0:40:29You ruled us all by fear.
0:40:29 > 0:40:33And yesterday, you tried it on Robbie.
0:40:33 > 0:40:37And he's your great antidote to me, is he?
0:40:40 > 0:40:44My relationship is no longer your business. Nothing I do is.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49You're cutting me out of your life?
0:40:54 > 0:40:56If that's what it takes.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01This is a lonely road you're travelling, Will.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04He won't bring you anything but trouble.
0:41:07 > 0:41:12I don't think I'll be the one who ends up alone.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14It's funny.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17Your greatest fear is me being gay.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20My greatest fear is turning out like you.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23You can't hide in a marriage, Will.
0:41:29 > 0:41:36For some reason, all of us hurt those closest to us.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41I just hope you can do better.
0:41:52 > 0:41:56Could be stuck in traffic.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58We all made it here all right.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Look, I'm really sorry for dragging you all the way up here.
0:42:04 > 0:42:05What are you talking about?
0:42:07 > 0:42:11I think me and Will are done.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13Hayley and me say that all the time.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15This isn't something that'll just blow over.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17OK. Try finding out
0:42:17 > 0:42:22you're having a baby when you've not been speaking for a week!
0:42:22 > 0:42:27We've had our moments. Everything told us both that we wouldn't work.
0:42:27 > 0:42:31Did our best to avoid each other if you remember?
0:42:31 > 0:42:35But here we are. Nearly a family.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38I can't imagine my life without either of them.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40It just sounds so simple.
0:42:42 > 0:42:47Nah. The ones that really mean something are never simple.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08I just thought if I could get him to the wedding,
0:43:08 > 0:43:10everything would be all right.
0:43:10 > 0:43:14And is it?
0:43:14 > 0:43:17He put you through hell, didn't he?
0:43:17 > 0:43:20He's a clever man.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Not clever enough for you.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25I didn't want to make you choose between us.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30It was me who put you in that position.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34I just didn't realise how weak I was around him.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Is that how I make you feel?
0:43:40 > 0:43:42Sometimes.
0:43:44 > 0:43:45Then don't marry me, Robbie.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48He's never wanted you to be who you are.
0:43:48 > 0:43:50That's got to have an effect.
0:43:50 > 0:43:5327 years you've had to put up with that.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55That ended today.
0:43:55 > 0:43:58I told him I didn't want him in my life any more.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03Our life.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06You make it sound so simple.
0:44:06 > 0:44:10Nah. The ones that really mean something are never simple.
0:44:11 > 0:44:15Are you sure? I'd totally understand if...
0:44:15 > 0:44:17I'm sure.
0:44:20 > 0:44:21One problem.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24I'm short a witness.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26Do you think you can cope with a bit of improvisation?
0:44:26 > 0:44:29I think I can cope with anything now.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH
0:44:56 > 0:44:57If you'd like to stand.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06We are here today to witness the civil partnership
0:45:06 > 0:45:08of Robbie and Will...
0:45:08 > 0:45:11Actually, can I say something first?
0:45:11 > 0:45:12It's your ceremony.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15Brace yourselves - he's freestyling here.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21I just want to apologise to everyone for being late.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24Sorry, if I made anyone worry.
0:45:24 > 0:45:30Robbie...we both wondered if we'd be standing here today.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33But we are. And I have you to thank for that.
0:45:35 > 0:45:39In my heart, I know that I'm a better man with you than without you.
0:45:39 > 0:45:43You're not only my soulmate, you're my best friend.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49With you as my husband, I know that I can be the man I want to be.
0:45:49 > 0:45:55Not the man I'm expected to be and not the man you've sometimes seen.
0:45:59 > 0:46:00- OK?- OK.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10I pledge to share my life openly with you.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12I pledge to share my life openly with you.
0:46:12 > 0:46:17I promise to cherish and tenderly care for you.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20I promise to cherish and tenderly care for you.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22To honour and encourage you.
0:46:22 > 0:46:25To honour and encourage you.
0:46:25 > 0:46:30I will respect you and be true to you in good times and bad.
0:46:30 > 0:46:35I will respect you and be true to you in good times and bad.
0:46:43 > 0:46:44Do you have the rings ready?
0:46:56 > 0:47:01I give you this ring as a token of my love, passion and affection,
0:47:01 > 0:47:02now and always.
0:47:10 > 0:47:15I give you this ring as a token of my love, passion and affection,
0:47:15 > 0:47:18now and always.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55Robbie and Will, I have great pleasure in congratulating you
0:47:55 > 0:47:57on being partners in life!
0:47:57 > 0:48:00APPLAUSE
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Bloody marvellous!
0:48:07 > 0:48:09I've done my bit. The rest is over to you.
0:48:09 > 0:48:12MUSIC: "Caliban's Dream" by Underworld
0:48:12 > 0:48:19# As the rain tossed above us In the garden of the world
0:48:19 > 0:48:23# But a flame arrives to guide us
0:48:23 > 0:48:29# Past the gold between the angles of the stars
0:48:29 > 0:48:36# Watch you over All the children in the rain
0:48:36 > 0:48:39# And the streets where I remember
0:48:39 > 0:48:45# Where the fire lights A candle soars again... #
0:48:50 > 0:48:53- To us.- To us. ALL:- Cheers.
0:48:53 > 0:48:55THEY CHATTER
0:48:55 > 0:48:57Lots of luck.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59THEY LAUGH
0:49:04 > 0:49:06So...
0:49:06 > 0:49:08how do I look?
0:49:08 > 0:49:10How do YOU look?
0:49:10 > 0:49:11I'd say you'd better watch yourself.
0:49:11 > 0:49:14You might have double the appeal in that suit.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16You think?
0:49:17 > 0:49:21Well, everyone's welcome to look, as long as they don't touch.
0:49:21 > 0:49:24Right, platters at the ready, ladies.
0:49:28 > 0:49:31I think I know why Nicole's so desperate for you to get a boyfriend.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33So you'll keep your paws off hers.
0:49:34 > 0:49:35No chance.
0:49:35 > 0:49:38- You don't fancy Stevie?- I might.
0:49:38 > 0:49:41If I fancied boys, but...
0:49:41 > 0:49:42I don't.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58So, I was thinking,
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Kelly-Marie's with Madonna the now,
0:50:00 > 0:50:02but she really wants to go to that do.
0:50:02 > 0:50:06So, if you're not feeling up to it,
0:50:06 > 0:50:08maybe you could take over.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11- Me?- Well, she is your granddaughter.
0:50:11 > 0:50:14And I mean, Robbie and Will don't want any fuss anyway.
0:50:16 > 0:50:20I'll have you know, they two boys might not be together at all
0:50:20 > 0:50:22if it wasn't for me.
0:50:22 > 0:50:26I was the one that convinced Robbie not to let his attack hold him back.
0:50:26 > 0:50:28And I was right. As usual.
0:50:30 > 0:50:33No. You'll need to find somebody else.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35I've got a frock to put on.
0:51:13 > 0:51:16I'm starting to feel a bit squiffy, I need to eat soon.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18So do I.
0:51:18 > 0:51:23- Is this a special occasion or what? - Aw, Molly, welcome to our wee perty.
0:51:23 > 0:51:27Oh, I wouldn't have missed it for the world, son!
0:51:27 > 0:51:29Right, speech!
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Oh, maybe later, we've only just got here.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35- That's what I mean. Get the boring stuff out the way, eh? - My husband's the gobby one.
0:51:35 > 0:51:38Who, me? You do the speech, and I'll do the heckling!
0:51:40 > 0:51:44There's some messages here. I'll read them out instead - how's that?
0:51:44 > 0:51:46From Iona.
0:51:46 > 0:51:50Dear Will and Robbie, sorry I'll be Down Under on your wedding night.
0:51:50 > 0:51:51How about you two?
0:51:51 > 0:51:55Disgusting! I don't know what she means!
0:51:55 > 0:51:59And this is from my sister, Rebecca.
0:51:59 > 0:52:02To Will and Robbie. I'm so proud of you, big brother.
0:52:02 > 0:52:06Some of us travel halfway round the world before we can really be ourselves.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09You obviously found that courage. I didn't.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12Make sure to stop off and see me on your honeymoon.
0:52:12 > 0:52:13I can't wait to meet Robbie.
0:52:13 > 0:52:16If you love him, he must be very special.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18She's a clever lassie, her!
0:52:18 > 0:52:22Let's raise a glass to absent friends. Rebecca,
0:52:22 > 0:52:24Iona, Deek...
0:52:24 > 0:52:26and my mother.
0:52:26 > 0:52:28Absent friends.
0:52:36 > 0:52:39It's all right for a wedding this, don't you think?
0:52:39 > 0:52:42I've only ever been to my mum and Bob's.
0:52:42 > 0:52:44Do you reckon you'll ever do it?
0:52:46 > 0:52:48Never even crossed my mind.
0:52:51 > 0:52:53If you're...
0:52:55 > 0:52:56What?
0:52:58 > 0:53:04..not into guys, didn't all that spin-the-bottle stuff weird you out?
0:53:04 > 0:53:05How?
0:53:05 > 0:53:09The way the guys get into it, watching us girls kiss.
0:53:10 > 0:53:14If I don't judge other people, then they can't judge me.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19Are you attracted to Nicole?
0:53:21 > 0:53:24She's pretty.
0:53:24 > 0:53:27Bit mean on the inside, so... she's not really my type.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31But you are.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:53:49 > 0:53:51(I hope you didn't mind?)
0:53:52 > 0:53:54Good.
0:53:54 > 0:53:55Been dying to do that for ages.
0:54:08 > 0:54:12- Taxi for the airport? - Yes, that's us!
0:54:12 > 0:54:14- Your bags are in the back. - Brilliant.
0:54:14 > 0:54:17- We need a family photo before they go.- I'll take it.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19Thank you.
0:54:21 > 0:54:22Right.
0:54:33 > 0:54:37- Hayles, come and get in the photo. - Me?- Yes, you, come on.
0:54:38 > 0:54:41Take your time. In the middle.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43THEY LAUGH
0:54:43 > 0:54:48- Right. Say cheese. ALL:- Cheese!
0:54:48 > 0:54:52- Have you not got a bouquet to throw, Robbie?- What do you take me for?
0:54:52 > 0:54:55Here, I suppose this would do, wouldn't it?
0:54:55 > 0:54:57Use this. Right, hold on.
0:54:57 > 0:55:00Ready?
0:55:00 > 0:55:02CHEERING
0:55:02 > 0:55:06Oh, that'll do me! All we've got to do now is find her a boyfriend!
0:55:06 > 0:55:08Right, come on, let's go.
0:55:08 > 0:55:10EXCITED CHATTERING
0:55:17 > 0:55:21GENTLE BACKGROUND MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:55:29 > 0:55:31Come on, you, hurry up!
0:55:31 > 0:55:33Bye!
0:55:57 > 0:56:01Do you seriously think I would let someone take over my friends' homes
0:56:01 > 0:56:04who didn't have a proven track record and the best of intentions?
0:56:04 > 0:56:08Come on now, it's me you're talking to.
0:56:08 > 0:56:09It's the IVF.
0:56:09 > 0:56:11What did Bob say?
0:56:12 > 0:56:13He doesn't know.
0:56:13 > 0:56:15Is this for real?
0:56:15 > 0:56:19You can't just parachute in and turn us out on the street. It's nonsense.
0:56:19 > 0:56:25- I thought you said he was brilliant. You're going to have to do something.- You're right, I will.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28- I asked to meet you to discuss Stuart.- There's nothing to discuss.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30You've ruined enough lives for today,
0:56:30 > 0:56:33he's coming with me before your ruin his as well.
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