13/11/2012

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0:00:20 > 0:00:23A local councillor can always lobby the housing committee

0:00:23 > 0:00:26in a council desperate to cut costs.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28And why would a local councillor want to do that?

0:00:28 > 0:00:31For the appropriate consultancy fee of course.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Are you attracted to Nicole?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35She's not really my type.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39But you are.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41What kind of money are we talking about here?

0:00:41 > 0:00:44£15,000. How does that sound?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46That sounds fine.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Mark Vincent Associates?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39What kind of name's that? Sounds like a dentist.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Mr Vincent runs a highly-regarded property management company.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Never heard of it.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47That's cos this is his first Shieldinch acquisition.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- But he is city-wide. - Oh, a city wide boy

0:01:50 > 0:01:53I knew it. A big chancer on the make.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Ten o'clock. Bring your questions and an open mind, if you can.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Well, I don't like it.

0:01:57 > 0:02:02Molly, do you seriously think I'd let someone take over my friends' homes,

0:02:02 > 0:02:06who didn't have a proven track record and the best of intentions?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09I mean, come on, now. It's me you're talking to!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22The tom-toms are at it already.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Just had the third degree from one of your new tenants.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Always happens. Fear of the unknown.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31That's why I hold meetings early on day one -

0:02:31 > 0:02:33meet an actual human being right from the off.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Very perceptive.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Makes good sense.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39There'll be loads of questions. People don't like change.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42There won't be any change until the leases are up and that's ages away.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- I know.- And even then, it's only repair and refurb.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47No different from the old Housing Association,

0:02:47 > 0:02:48except that I get the work done.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50They'll moan about the rent rises.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Wouldn't we all?

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Cards on table - these flats are in a God-awful condition

0:02:56 > 0:02:59and the rents are too cheap.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Who wouldn't pay a wee bit more for a full upgrade?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Half of them get their rents paid anyway.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05You'd be surprised.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08There's always the odd one or two.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12But they can go somewhere suits them better. I'm no slum landlord!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14You made this happen, Eileen.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16And it's just the start.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Well, go on.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23A small token, that's all, to celebrate our partnership.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Thank you.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33You actually washed your own dishes!

0:03:33 > 0:03:34And...

0:03:34 > 0:03:36my dig money.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Great. It said "urgent", so...

0:03:42 > 0:03:43There's always something.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58You all right?

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Yeah, fine.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Are we good here? I need to go and pop round and see somebody.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Absolutely. See you at ten?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Yeah, I'll be there.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25This a mistake?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Looks about right.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- You're applying for Residency for Stuart?- Yep.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35But that's ridiculous.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38He lives with me. It's obvious!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39You work all the time.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42He already spends long enough at the nursery as it is

0:04:42 > 0:04:43with the hours that I work.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45I can make adjustments.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I have built my life round that boy. Anyone can see that.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Well, I don't see it like that.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53And who says it's always got to be the mother anyway?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56In our case, it's common sense!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59He was injured in your care.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02You're never using that.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Look, I get it. You want more of a say.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09I want Stuart.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10You have to be realistic!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14We'll talk about this when I've got more time.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Come and see me at one.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Will you stop fidgeting?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Where's that Eileen?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36More important fish to fry.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Sorry. Minor crisis.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Happens.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Get your breath.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48OK, thank you all very much for coming.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50You all know Councillor Eileen Donachie,

0:05:50 > 0:05:52your hard-working community leader.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56And my name's Mark Vincent, CEO of Mark Vincent Associates.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58I'm delighted to be here.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Pity we can't say the same. - Zip it, Ma. You'll get your chance.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05You'll all get your chance, and I welcome your input.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Believe it or not, I'm one of the good guys.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09You say that, but we know nothing about you.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11That's why I'm here.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I want fully transparent landlord/tenant relations

0:06:14 > 0:06:15right from day one.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17You want a fast buck.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Who doesn't? But sadly my company doesn't work like that.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Go on then. Dazzle us.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25OK, I buy ex-council and Housing Association stock

0:06:25 > 0:06:27when it becomes available,

0:06:27 > 0:06:29then start a rolling programme of refurbishment and improvement.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Out the goodness of your heart?

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'm no' seeing reindeer and a long white beard, son.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37No, indeed.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Property's not the gravy train it was ten years ago.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Companies are going to the wall letting places deteriorate

0:06:42 > 0:06:46and losing value. I don't let that happen.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49I know what works. I know what sort of environment's great to live in.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51And I want you to come with me on the journey.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Bet you make it worth your while. - This mean a rent rise?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Aye. What'll happen with the rent? - Nothing,

0:06:56 > 0:06:58until your current leases are up.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Here it comes.- And nothing at all if you don't want it to.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03You always have choice.

0:07:03 > 0:07:08But I will say this - a dilapidated flat is worth nothing to me.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11But a happy tenant?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14That's worth everything.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21I've definitely rattled her cage. Put her on the back foot.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Advantage Team Raymond.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Morning.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29What are you playing at? Calling...

0:07:29 > 0:07:32It's fine. Murray knows.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Calling in an expert witness for a minor trauma?

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Whatever aftershave you're wearing today, it's not working.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Do you mind?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'm sorry Miriam, but Eileen's left me no choice.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45He's rolling out the big guns.

0:07:45 > 0:07:50Are you incapable of keeping out of a private conversation?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53These things cost me time and money.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57And I will not be used as a pawn in your domestic vendetta.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I'm sorry, Miriam.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Is it not your Hippocratic duty?

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Still he talks!

0:08:03 > 0:08:07You don't scare me. I'm not your patient.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Small mercies.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Doctor Stubbs, Medicine Woman.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52EILEEN: Cheers.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I mean, do you think he meant all that?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01He's not bad looking, either.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Hey, Raymond. Can I get a glass of red wine, please?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Shame Bubba and Stella are no' gonnae get any of this.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07How no'?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Well, it's Shirley's, it's not a council house.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Be nice if they could get theirs done up

0:09:11 > 0:09:14before the weans start arriving.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Colonial Pine.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19C'mon Scarlett. He's no' gonnae hand you a brand new kitchen.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23How not? You heard what he says about happy tenants.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25And, if he wants to put a smile on my coupon -

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Colonial Pine.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Dream on, hen.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29I don't know why Eileen even bothers.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Just lighten up and give it a chance!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Well,

0:09:34 > 0:09:39mind you, I've aye had a hankering for one of they Jacuzzi baths.

0:09:48 > 0:09:54Right, two shoogly doors, a chipped lavvy pan, hum off the boiler,

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- mouldy grout. - Have you no' got a bunged-up U-bend?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Oh, aye.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Jimmy.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Scarlett, steady on, eh?- Jimmy.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Oh.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Wear and tear.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Double glazing!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21I'm no' smashing windows for you, all right?

0:10:21 > 0:10:22DOORBELL

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Right, see and be nice.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Mrs Mullen.- Hi.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35And Mrs O'Hara. I'll take a squint round yours next, if that's OK?

0:10:35 > 0:10:39My nooks and crannies are at your disposal.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- I've made a wee list.- As have I.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45I'll get a feel of the bigger picture first.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Skirting's coming aff there.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- THUD! - Agh! What was that?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Think it came from through there.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Is this alcohol?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10I've got no idea. I've never seen it before.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12What's all this Jimmy?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Mrs O'Hara?- Uh-huh?- Wait, please?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Might be an idea if we all go next door together?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Well, this is embarrassing.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31Moonshine. This is Shieldinch, people, not the Wild West!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33At least mine hasnae spilt.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Sorry about mine. I'll sort it. It'll no' even leave a mark.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38I'm afraid it's more serious than that.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- How?- What Mr Vincent means is you'll have to be more careful in future.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Actually, what you've been doing is a breach of your tenancy agreement.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Och, behave yourself, I mean, there's no harm done!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50It's just a bit Christmas spirit!

0:11:50 > 0:11:52You're not going to fine us or anything?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Not at this time of year. It was just a mistake.

0:11:55 > 0:12:00Section Six, use of the property for illegal or immoral purposes.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05Section Nine, damage to the fabric of the property, Section Eleven,

0:12:05 > 0:12:08incorrectly stored flammable or otherwise hazardous substances.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I think that's anti-social behaviour, don't you?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Aye, very good.- What's he talking about? Eileen, gonnae translate?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I'm afraid I have no choice but to commence immediate eviction proceedings.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- You'll need to be out by the end of the day.- What?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- And you'll need to be out this house in ten seconds.- Jimmy!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25I can add assault to that list, no bother.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26- Oh, a wise guy as well, eh?- Jimmy!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28You're throwing us out?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Mr Vincent! You cannae do this!

0:12:30 > 0:12:32We're really sorry. It'll no' happen again.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Suggest that you all start packing up.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Can he do this?

0:12:38 > 0:12:40I don't know. This is all news to me.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Eileen? Is this a joke?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Has that big nyaff just said

0:12:45 > 0:12:47that he's gonnae fling me out my own hoose?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Leave this to me.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Bobby, I want that sign here and up by the end of play.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Mark.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04What just happened?

0:13:04 > 0:13:05What do you mean?

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- You said you're evicting them! Were you serious?- Absolutely.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Because of some homebrew?

0:13:11 > 0:13:15They're called Irritancy Clauses. And they're my best friends.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Those two were a pure gift.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19You can't!

0:13:19 > 0:13:23I have to. If I don't enforce these contracts to the letter,

0:13:23 > 0:13:24we get anarchy.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26But with no warning?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Nothing in here about warnings. My hands are tied.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33Shall we? I've got three more to clear today.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36This was your plan all along.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I've no time for that sort. Sooner they're out, the better.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42That sort? You didn't say anything about this.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43- You lied to me. - I did no such thing.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Oh, really? What about, "Nothing happens till the leases are up?"

0:13:47 > 0:13:50The leases are up for that shower.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53I want good tenants, paying good rents for good flats, remember?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Did you see any of those three things back there?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Neither did I.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Relax! They'll get re-housed. Not my problem.

0:14:01 > 0:14:06My problem's turning dumps like this into desirable living spaces

0:14:06 > 0:14:08for people that can afford market rents.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Overseas students, that sort of thing. I'll show you the plans.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16With your contacts we can score loads of these.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18It's a dripping roast.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19No way. I want no part of this.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23I think you'll find £15,000 says otherwise.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Is this for real?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36He can't just parachute in and turn us out on the street.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39It's nonsense! I thought you said he was brilliant?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41I knew nothing about evictions!

0:14:41 > 0:14:45You brought him here. You're gonnae have to sort it out.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47You're right. You're right, I will.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00What about my clothes, my school stuff?

0:15:00 > 0:15:01I know, hen.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05I've got things ordered online. I've got a test tomorrow.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07We can't just leave!

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Oh!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12What?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16It does say those things he said.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Should've decked him when I'd the chance.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22So what do we do now?

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Suppose we just wait for Eileen to come and tell us

0:15:26 > 0:15:28it was all a big mistake.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I need a brandy.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44Thanks for coming straight over. It's a relief to be clued up. Bye.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Well?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Well, according to the Housing Officer,

0:15:51 > 0:15:52he's gone about it all wrong.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53So it was all rubbish?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Not quite.- Right?

0:15:55 > 0:15:58But, I can definitely hold him off while we contest the evictions.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Can we not just tell him to do one?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02You hold the fort. Anybody rings, tell them...

0:16:02 > 0:16:07- What?- Tell them I'm on it. Tell them nobody's going anywhere today.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Sorry. I get it now.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22No worries.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I just don't want you running into any legal schtuck here.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28You have to serve a Notice of Proceedings,

0:16:28 > 0:16:30and you need a court order.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Teaching your granny to suck eggs here.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33I do this for a living.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35There.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37But I did serve notice.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38No, you didn't.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Prove it.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43They'll take you to court.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Waste of time.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46They do that, I'll counter-claim

0:16:46 > 0:16:49for compensation for the state they left my properties in...

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- they'll be paying me up till Doomsday.- They don't know that.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53They would do, if they tried.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57My lawyer.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01100% success rate against anyone stupid enough to take me on.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Expensive, mind. Not that I'm ever landed with the costs.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09The Mullens and the O'Haras, they're my friends.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Never good to have friends in business.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14I know they're a bit...rough. But they're good people.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16They don't have the resources to take you on.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19They'd rather have a rent increase than be put out.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Not an option.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Please, Mark. Let them stay.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Nice perfume.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Shouldn't you be healing the sick?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Shouldn't you be minding your own business?

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Oh, forgot, you don't know how!

0:17:54 > 0:17:57So, this all Eileen's doing?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Don't know how she's let this one happen. All these people!

0:18:02 > 0:18:04This is your fault. Stupid moonshine was your idea.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Aye, to help you out!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08I should never have listened to you.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10I'd have never let him over the door

0:18:10 > 0:18:12if it wasn't for your fancy kitchen talk.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Don't give me that, you were taken in like the rest of us.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Aye, cos Eileen was bumming him up!

0:18:16 > 0:18:19But I got a bad smell right from the start.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23What's up with your puss? You're not getting evicted.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Here's Eileen's lapdog, wagging her tail.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29It's not Kelly's fault.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Would you just give it a rest.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Look at us. It's like the clearances all over again!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Overreact, why don't you?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Are you all right on your own for five minutes?

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Four minutes then?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44It just all seems so terribly harsh.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Sorry. I'll get back in.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Hey, it's all right.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01It's a pure racket in there, man.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03It's not a library.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06What's up, pal?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Come on.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14A problem shared is worth two in the bush.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15Apparently.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21It's the IVF.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Went to the clinic this morning, and it didn't work, so...

0:19:31 > 0:19:33What did Bob say?

0:19:36 > 0:19:37He doesn't know.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43He's pure down, Stevie. I cannae lay this on him an' all.

0:19:43 > 0:19:48You better let him know. It's his department.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50He'll want to support you. Away you go.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54It's pure stowed in there.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57We'll cope. Stella, go.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Right, well.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04I better jump home first and pull myself together.

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Right, pal.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17MAN COUGHS

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Have you told that big shyster where to get aff?

0:20:24 > 0:20:27- I'm working on it. - What's that supposed to mean?

0:20:27 > 0:20:31It means she's busting her gut trying to sort your mess out!

0:20:31 > 0:20:35Erm... I spoke to Mr Vincent and...I tried to reason with him

0:20:35 > 0:20:37but, for the moment, he's determined to proceed...

0:20:37 > 0:20:39with the evictions.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Oh! You're kidding?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43He's not going through with this?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Over my dead body!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48You brought him here like some...Messiah!

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Well, I vouched for him in good faith.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Best thing that happened in years?

0:20:52 > 0:20:56His record was exemplary and his business plan was...sound.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Aye, and we fell for it! - Mum, just let her speak.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Well, I couldn't know he'd take such a rigorous line with the...

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Irritancy Clauses.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06What you on about?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I'm not the one that breached my lease!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Unbelievable!

0:21:10 > 0:21:13You saying we deserve this?

0:21:13 > 0:21:15These things are trumped up and you know it.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Gie me his number! I'll sort it out if you cannae.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18I don't have it.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Don't gie me that, you're joined at the hip.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24Nonsense! I'm not giving out private phone numbers.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27You've all got letters, you know how to get hold of him.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28You said you'd sort it for us.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31I was looking into it, yes! But...

0:21:31 > 0:21:34But for now, he's got all the bases covered.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36He even gave me details of his lawyer.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37He has never lost at this.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39So, what happens now?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Well, now, I'll be...

0:21:43 > 0:21:46looking into...

0:21:46 > 0:21:49sourcing temporary accommodation until you get re-housed.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Temporary? What, like a B&B?!

0:21:51 > 0:21:54I don't know yet. But it'll only be short-term.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Look, I've got a number of contacts, so...

0:21:58 > 0:22:01I'll be back here in a couple of hours with a solution.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Come on, Kelly-Marie.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Now, please.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Yeah, well, I understand that,

0:22:18 > 0:22:21but maybe I haven't made myself clear, Kevin. It IS rather urgent.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23And you will, of course, remember my input

0:22:23 > 0:22:26into your wind turbine appeal?

0:22:26 > 0:22:27Right.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30OK, forget it. Save it.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33You said nobody was going anywhere. I've got a wee boy!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Yeah, and so have I. And I've not got a home to call my own either.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39So, if you're here to help, let's start by cutting the self-pity.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Oh, what do you want now?

0:22:41 > 0:22:43It's one o'clock. I was invited.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Right, so I'll go and check the hostels, then.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49DOOR SLAMS

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Hostels?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Even by your standards, this is spectacular.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55That's our friends you've got thrown out.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I did no such thing!

0:22:57 > 0:23:01And for what? A shot at the big time wi' that Vincent...

0:23:01 > 0:23:02You were all over him.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04I asked to meet you to discuss Stuart.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07There's nothing to discuss. You've ruined enough lives for today.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09He's coming with me before you ruin his as well.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12What for...? Stability?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Tell me, have you moved back home yet?- Irrelevant.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16You haven't.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Cos that's where you murdered Sean Kennedy and you just can't face it.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21What a hypocrite!

0:23:21 > 0:23:22Shouting the odds at me,

0:23:22 > 0:23:24when I could just make one statement to the police!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Lifers don't see very much of their kids.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29So where's your moral high ground now?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- You'd get nowhere. - You quite sure about that?

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Knock yourself out. Cos nobody would trust a word you say.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00Mrs Donachie.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03I asked for DC Cooper.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07What's wrong with me?

0:24:09 > 0:24:10It's just...I know him.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14Not that well, obviously. He's still on his honeymoon.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Constable, cup of tea for Mrs Donachie. Milk?

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Yeah.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25So...

0:24:27 > 0:24:28You're here about Raymond Henderson?

0:24:31 > 0:24:32I just thought...

0:24:32 > 0:24:35You do know everything you say will be on the record?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Anything else is just...

0:24:37 > 0:24:39wasting police time.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46I just wanted a word...

0:24:48 > 0:24:51- You know what? I'm going to leave it for today.- Oh! Going so soon?

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Yeah, things to do.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Thanks for your time.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Constable, will you show Mrs Donachie out?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10SOBBING

0:25:40 > 0:25:42That should be all right now.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43That's it, you can't over-torque.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45- Are you sure?- Aye.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Any news?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57- What, about the evictions?- Aye.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58No.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03I was hoping to surprise you today.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Oh, aye?

0:26:05 > 0:26:07I've been going to the clinic.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13I just got on with it, went ahead and got the implantation and that.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15I mean, I knew you'd have wanted to come with me

0:26:15 > 0:26:17but I didn't want to stress you out.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Anyway, it's not worked.

0:26:23 > 0:26:24I'm not pregnant.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29That's a shame.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35I mean,

0:26:35 > 0:26:37we knew it might take a couple of goes.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Oh, well.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Come here.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

0:26:52 > 0:26:56Eviction's going ahead. They're going to be out on the street.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Right, well, why don't you just say to Kelly-Marie

0:26:58 > 0:27:00that her and Cal can stay at ours?

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Aye, all right.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05See you later then, aye?

0:27:09 > 0:27:12'The person you are calling is not available.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14'Please leave a message after the tone.'

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Answering machine.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Raging at him wouldn't have helped.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Mind I tried?

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Eight years...

0:27:30 > 0:27:31..and it's over.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35All the times we've had in this house.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41It's looked after us, right enough.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47We got together in this house.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Then we had Madonna.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55This is the only home that Madonna's ever known.

0:27:55 > 0:27:56I got sick...

0:27:58 > 0:28:00..then I got better.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Mind when wee Cal came?

0:28:09 > 0:28:10It was like we were complete.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20What are we gonnae dae, Kelly?

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Guess we better just...

0:28:27 > 0:28:28pack up.

0:28:42 > 0:28:43Mr Henderson.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45A word.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55Nice of your local councillor to pay me a visit.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57Close one.

0:28:57 > 0:28:58Don't let it happen again.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10OK. Thanks anyway. Bye.

0:29:15 > 0:29:16Raymond.

0:29:17 > 0:29:18Something to tell me?

0:29:20 > 0:29:22You went.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24What makes you think that?

0:29:24 > 0:29:27You were seen going in to the station.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29You threatened me. I had to.

0:29:32 > 0:29:33- So?- I didn't do it.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36For now.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40I am not going down for Sean Kennedy,

0:29:40 > 0:29:43- you need to understand that. - Oh, do I?

0:29:43 > 0:29:47Somebody needs to remember where the truth is here.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49How can you sleep at night?

0:29:49 > 0:29:51Could ask you the same thing.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54- Stuart deserves better than you. - Everything I do is for him.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56Everything you do is for you!

0:29:59 > 0:30:03Some sell-out, Eileen. Your friends, your conscience, all in one go!

0:30:04 > 0:30:07What are you getting in return, eh?

0:30:07 > 0:30:10Better be worth it, for your sake.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25I'm going to need time off while we sort where we're going to live.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27I suppose Molly will too?

0:30:29 > 0:30:31I can't afford to lose two staff members!

0:30:31 > 0:30:32There's nowhere round here.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34PHONE RINGS

0:30:35 > 0:30:37If there's anything I can do...

0:30:39 > 0:30:42What about the Community Centre? Couldn't you bed down there?

0:30:42 > 0:30:46It'd only be temporary, but have you any better ideas?

0:30:47 > 0:30:48I've known worse, I suppose.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Go and ask that idiot, Murray. Use short words.

0:30:54 > 0:30:55Off you go!

0:30:55 > 0:30:58You're the one with nowhere to stay tonight!

0:30:58 > 0:31:00And Tattie, go home.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02They need you more than I do today.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08No, that would be great. Yeah.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11OK. Thank you.

0:31:11 > 0:31:12Thank you so much. Bye.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16Murray's agreed to open the Community Centre.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18And there's room for everybody.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20What, to sleep on the floor?

0:31:20 > 0:31:22He'll get a squad in, put some camp beds in.

0:31:22 > 0:31:23It's not the Ritz, but it'll do.

0:31:23 > 0:31:27You call that a solution? That's not good enough.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30It won't be for long. Meanwhile, we'll push on with the re-housing.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32We? How?

0:31:32 > 0:31:34All you have done is suck up to Mark Vincent

0:31:34 > 0:31:36and phone your cronies to pull in favours

0:31:36 > 0:31:37that they've all forgotten about!

0:31:37 > 0:31:39- That's not true!- Oh, is it not?

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Go on then. What else have you come up with?

0:31:41 > 0:31:44- Well, I'm still pursuing a number of avenues.- Nothing.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46- I'm working on it. - Do you know, how is Madonna

0:31:46 > 0:31:48meant to sleep among strangers?

0:31:48 > 0:31:50Like I said, it won't be for long.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53You have flung out four generations.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55My Gran is 73 years old.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58A camp bed in a community centre - what is that all about?

0:31:58 > 0:32:00And Mum?

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Mum is heartbroken.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04She's over there trying to make sense of it.

0:32:04 > 0:32:07But she can't, cos there isn't any, is there?

0:32:07 > 0:32:09- I'd be on my knees if I were you. - Be careful.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12Do you know, I trusted you.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17- Don't you walk out of here! - I'm going to be with my family.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Stella, I'll get that.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32That one's lighter.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36What is this place for,

0:32:36 > 0:32:39if not for the community in its hour of need?

0:32:39 > 0:32:41It was the obvious thing for me to do.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43So, all your idea, then?

0:32:43 > 0:32:45I'd have done it anyway.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48Well, at least you're being useful now.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51And you could be useful, by leaving us in peace.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54Place looks like a bomb hit it.

0:32:56 > 0:32:57Put those tables there,

0:32:57 > 0:32:59like bedside cabinets.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01And push this row back against the wall.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08Just the job for a wind bag. Blow that up.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12Uh-huh?

0:33:13 > 0:33:14Uh-huh?

0:33:15 > 0:33:18You're being deliberately obstructive!

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Look, I'm a councillor, and this is an emergency situation

0:33:21 > 0:33:24and it's your job to deal with it, not palm me off with jargon!

0:33:24 > 0:33:27No, this is not the end of the c...

0:33:37 > 0:33:39On the house.

0:33:42 > 0:33:43- She's coming!- Oh, hey, hey!

0:33:54 > 0:33:57CHATTER FALLS SILENT

0:33:57 > 0:33:59- The community centre... - ..is a dump!

0:34:01 > 0:34:02But it's local,

0:34:02 > 0:34:04and I'm delighted to announce that your accommodation there

0:34:04 > 0:34:07- will be free of charge. - You're spoiling us!

0:34:07 > 0:34:09And then where do we move to?

0:34:09 > 0:34:12And when? Tonight? Tomorrow?

0:34:12 > 0:34:14This is no good for Madonna.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16Despite exhaustive efforts,

0:34:16 > 0:34:19I have not yet succeeded in sourcing alternative accommodation.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22What?!

0:34:22 > 0:34:24The Housing Association are aware of the situation,

0:34:24 > 0:34:28but they are currently unable to give me a timeline

0:34:28 > 0:34:31as to when vacant housing stock will become available.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33You made one phone call?

0:34:33 > 0:34:35No! I tried everywhere.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37Wait a minute. We're still talking Shieldinch, aren't we?

0:34:37 > 0:34:39No. There's nothing in Shieldinch.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42I'm no' moving to Moss Green!

0:34:42 > 0:34:43Well, there's nothing there either.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46I'm afraid we're talking about much further out if we're...

0:34:46 > 0:34:49hoping to get something any time soon.

0:34:49 > 0:34:50That's no use!

0:34:50 > 0:34:52I live in Shieldinch.

0:34:52 > 0:34:55- I'm no' leaving Shieldinch. - Neither am I!

0:34:55 > 0:34:58Well, I can't help you if you're going to be inflexible!

0:34:58 > 0:35:00Otherwise, you're letting yourselves in for a long wait.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02In the Community Centre?

0:35:03 > 0:35:06Please be assured that I will continue

0:35:06 > 0:35:09to work tirelessly on...your behalf.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18- She's lost the plot. - Thanks for nowt.- Aye.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22- I'm no' staying in the community centre.- No!

0:35:28 > 0:35:33It's sad, but one failed IVF is a long way from the end of the road.

0:35:33 > 0:35:37Far more end in disappointment than success, you know.

0:35:37 > 0:35:41You need to take some time, talk to Bob,

0:35:41 > 0:35:44then go back and have a proper chat with the clinic

0:35:44 > 0:35:47- when you feel ready, OK?- OK.

0:35:47 > 0:35:52Right...we need, um, towels.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Screens, for privacy.

0:35:54 > 0:35:58What else? Pots and pans.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Can you and the boys go to the Red Cross and the Scout hut,

0:36:00 > 0:36:03- see what you can find? - Aye, nae bother.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07You learn all this in the trenches?

0:36:07 > 0:36:09Hilarious.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12That the best you can do?

0:36:12 > 0:36:15I need it a lot harder than that.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Left Zinnie in charge.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Bob and Stella are setting up the community centre,

0:36:49 > 0:36:52so we're gonnae be all right.

0:36:52 > 0:36:56- No, we're not! What are we going to do?- What we always do.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58We cope.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00That's it? Cope?!

0:37:00 > 0:37:04- Huh! Some fighting talk, that! - I got us somewhere to sleep.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06- And how's HE going to manage? - I'll be fine.

0:37:06 > 0:37:10- This is my home, and I don't want to leave.- Christina...

0:37:10 > 0:37:11DOOR CLOSES

0:37:11 > 0:37:15I will NOT let that lassie be put out of this flat.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30VOICES ECHO: You brought them here like some...messiah!

0:37:30 > 0:37:32You said nobody was going anywhere.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Some sell-out, Eileen.

0:37:35 > 0:37:36We all trusted you.

0:37:43 > 0:37:45Hi.

0:37:45 > 0:37:49You all right? Thanks for the texts.

0:37:49 > 0:37:53Nearly texted you before. A few times.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55Me too. How you doing?

0:37:56 > 0:37:59- SHE SIGHS - Aw, they'll find you somewhere. They have to.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02I know.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04It's just...weird.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08- I should be used to it by now. - How do you mean?

0:38:10 > 0:38:14Back in the Ukraine, me and Mum shifted loads of times.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18Something would happen, and we'd be off.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25Know what I wanted more than anything?

0:38:25 > 0:38:27Your own room?

0:38:28 > 0:38:30Not even that!

0:38:32 > 0:38:35My own chest of drawers!

0:38:35 > 0:38:39My clothes lived in a wee red suitcase beside my bed.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43Beside ALL my beds.

0:38:46 > 0:38:50Thanks for not saying, "Sounds like a big adventure"!

0:38:50 > 0:38:53It's hard. Well, it sounds it, anyway.

0:38:55 > 0:38:59Thought it had finally stopped, coming here.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02I was home.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06School's going to be a nightmare.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09They're vicious about stuff like this.

0:39:09 > 0:39:13Saddos. Stuff 'em. Your real friends won't care.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15- I- don't care.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22I should be helping at home.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25Stay! A few more minutes won't hurt, will it?

0:39:29 > 0:39:31SOFT MUSIC PLAYS

0:39:37 > 0:39:39DOOR BUZZER

0:39:41 > 0:39:43Door's open!

0:39:46 > 0:39:51I have to say, I wasn't expecting to hear so soon.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53Oh! Looking good!

0:39:59 > 0:40:02New beginnings.

0:40:03 > 0:40:07You, um, must be tired.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09It's been quite a day.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12Not really. All in a day's work.

0:40:21 > 0:40:25But it was so fast. From A to zed-bed in two moves!

0:40:26 > 0:40:30We're not used to that level of efficiency round here.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Well, no point in drawing these things out.

0:40:32 > 0:40:36I could give them a few weeks, but it'd be the same result.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39Is that right? Well, in that case...

0:40:39 > 0:40:45How about you and me...negotiate some breathing space?

0:40:46 > 0:40:49For those poor old friends I'm so unwise to have?

0:40:52 > 0:40:55Just till they get sorted somewhere else.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02What's a few days to a man like you?

0:41:02 > 0:41:05I'm always up for negotiation.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22One...

0:41:23 > 0:41:24..two...

0:41:26 > 0:41:29..three...four, five, six...

0:41:31 > 0:41:33Should be plenty.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35Here, put some pillowcases on those.

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Hey.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41You do it!

0:41:41 > 0:41:42YOU do it.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44YOU do it!

0:41:44 > 0:41:46YOU do it!

0:41:46 > 0:41:48- YOU do it!- YOU do it! - YOU do it!- YOU do it!

0:41:48 > 0:41:50THEY LAUGH

0:42:22 > 0:42:24SHE GRUNTS

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Maw, you're making a fool of yourself.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29I'm no' having it, and that's that.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31Gie me a hand! Move yourself!

0:42:31 > 0:42:34- Give it to me.- Right, right. Good, son. That's good. Good boy.

0:42:34 > 0:42:38That's good. Good. Up you go, up you go.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40That's good. Oh, that's good, son.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Listen, did you put the snib on the lock?

0:42:44 > 0:42:46- SHE SIGHS - Useless.

0:43:01 > 0:43:02Looking for your teddy?

0:43:13 > 0:43:15There you are.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14You...you...

0:44:14 > 0:44:16Sexy beast?

0:44:16 > 0:44:18You knew about this!

0:44:18 > 0:44:20You said yourself, I'm a model of efficiency.

0:44:20 > 0:44:24- You used me! - And you weren't using me?!

0:44:24 > 0:44:26Let's not lose perspective, Eileen.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28It's business.

0:44:28 > 0:44:32Give me a call when you get the next batch of information.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48BANGING

0:44:48 > 0:44:51This isn't going to work!

0:44:51 > 0:44:53- Keep pushing, son!- I'm pushing!

0:44:53 > 0:44:58COWARDS! Nobody evicts Molly O'Hara and lives to tell the tale!

0:44:58 > 0:45:01Away and terrorise someone yer own size!

0:45:01 > 0:45:03Watch yourself, Ma!

0:45:03 > 0:45:05- Too late for that! Push, son! - I'm pushing!

0:45:14 > 0:45:17Happy in your work, aye?

0:45:22 > 0:45:25- Where's the weans? - Kelly Marie's taken them to Gina's.

0:45:25 > 0:45:28I'll go there now.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31Put me doon! Put me doon!

0:45:31 > 0:45:35Listen, I'll get the polis

0:45:35 > 0:45:37after what you've done to my door!

0:45:37 > 0:45:40Here, mind where you put your hands,

0:45:40 > 0:45:43- you've got no deodorant on! - Put my mother down, you!

0:45:49 > 0:45:50Oh, Scarlett...

0:46:03 > 0:46:05There's no way they're getting this.

0:46:07 > 0:46:10How can you no' have a house?

0:46:10 > 0:46:11That's my house.

0:46:24 > 0:46:27- Here you go, darlin'. - < Sandwich, anyone?

0:46:33 > 0:46:36- Oh, thanks, Liz.- Thanks, Liz.

0:46:36 > 0:46:39Not at all. Raymond gave us the run of the kitchen.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46Eileen gone into hiding?

0:46:47 > 0:46:49She should, don't you think?

0:46:49 > 0:46:52It'd be unwise to tell you what I think.

0:46:52 > 0:46:55Come on, Raymond. Spill.

0:46:55 > 0:46:57Respect the man, Scarlett. >

0:46:57 > 0:47:00- Where would we be without this place, eh?- Hear, hear.

0:47:13 > 0:47:16- I still can't stand you. - That's fine by me.

0:47:17 > 0:47:19Same time tomorrow?

0:47:20 > 0:47:21Not here.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23My surgery.

0:47:23 > 0:47:26DOOR RATTLES

0:47:26 > 0:47:28- SCARLETT:- It's meant to be open!

0:47:30 > 0:47:32Murray? Open up!

0:47:32 > 0:47:34Fleece! Fleece!

0:47:47 > 0:47:48All set up.

0:48:24 > 0:48:27- What are you doing? - I want you to leave.

0:48:27 > 0:48:28What?

0:48:28 > 0:48:31I want you to move out. Here's your cases.

0:48:31 > 0:48:32I'm giving the Mullens your room.

0:48:32 > 0:48:33No!

0:48:35 > 0:48:37Whiskey, candles...

0:48:38 > 0:48:41You slept with Mark Vincent in my home!

0:48:41 > 0:48:44My friends get turfed out because of you,

0:48:44 > 0:48:47- and you're still here!- My personal life is none of your business.

0:48:47 > 0:48:49- Was that your contribution, yeah? - I have bust a gut

0:48:49 > 0:48:51trying to stop these evictions.

0:48:51 > 0:48:53Nobody's gone further than me!

0:48:53 > 0:48:55You can say that again!

0:48:55 > 0:48:58Yeah, you went all the way, eh?

0:48:58 > 0:49:03You know, I never cease to be amazed by your selfishness.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07- Now, I want you out. - What about Stuart?

0:49:07 > 0:49:10Stuart's welcome. It's YOU that's not.

0:49:10 > 0:49:12I can't leave him.

0:49:13 > 0:49:15Fine. Just get a move on, eh?

0:49:41 > 0:49:45You should be ashamed of yourself, Jimmy Mullen. Whit aboot women an' children first?

0:49:45 > 0:49:47It should be ME that's going, no' you.

0:49:47 > 0:49:50Gina never asked you! She's MY pal!

0:49:50 > 0:49:52And I'm no' sharing a bed wi' YOU.

0:49:52 > 0:49:55We're a family - we're meant to stick together!

0:49:55 > 0:49:59- Aye, well, there'll be more room without us here.- Very noble,

0:49:59 > 0:50:00and I don't think.

0:50:00 > 0:50:03I'm no' having Madonna staying here a minute longer than she has to.

0:50:03 > 0:50:07- Why don't you get that? - You're no' the only one wi' a wean that needs looking after!

0:50:10 > 0:50:13We'll be back in the morning.

0:50:13 > 0:50:15Don't put yourself out.

0:50:15 > 0:50:19Right, Jimmy, let's go and get Madonna.

0:50:25 > 0:50:26We'll be fine.

0:50:30 > 0:50:33He likes more pillows than that.

0:50:33 > 0:50:36It's all right. Please let me do this.

0:50:38 > 0:50:41It's easy to see who's used to living like this.

0:50:43 > 0:50:47For now we have no choice, but we'll get through this.

0:50:47 > 0:50:53How, exactly? My home's been stolen! And look at that lassie -

0:50:53 > 0:50:54she's got school tomorrow!

0:50:56 > 0:50:58And I said I wouldn't let it happen.

0:51:04 > 0:51:07DOOR RATTLES We're shut, pal.

0:51:10 > 0:51:11Listen, I said...

0:51:13 > 0:51:14Can we talk?

0:51:24 > 0:51:26What have we come to?

0:51:29 > 0:51:32Raymond, this has to stop now.

0:51:32 > 0:51:34I'll let you see Stuart, OK?

0:51:34 > 0:51:39Couple of times a week, maybe. Just drop the residency claim.

0:51:41 > 0:51:42Changed your tune.

0:51:42 > 0:51:45Yeah, well...

0:51:47 > 0:51:49Gina threw me out.

0:51:51 > 0:51:53I don't think I can take much more.

0:51:56 > 0:51:58I lost all my friends today.

0:51:58 > 0:52:01They think I betrayed them.

0:52:01 > 0:52:04But I didn't. I mean... The evictions came out the blue.

0:52:04 > 0:52:07I was just spun a line by that guy and I fell for it all.

0:52:08 > 0:52:11And now I have to...

0:52:11 > 0:52:13to put it right.

0:52:15 > 0:52:18I've got no home, I've got no friends.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22And I don't think I could bear it if we were enemies as well!

0:52:23 > 0:52:26Heaven forbid you were thinking of me.

0:52:26 > 0:52:28Or Stuart, for that matter.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31You just want out of the mess you created for yourself.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33Would you rather I lied to you?

0:52:33 > 0:52:35I'd be more at home, that's for sure.

0:52:35 > 0:52:37Oh, Raymond, stop it!

0:52:38 > 0:52:40This is me!

0:52:44 > 0:52:47I didn't mean for any of this to happen.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52You kept my son from me.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55He's all I've got.

0:52:55 > 0:52:57And I want him.

0:52:58 > 0:53:02And do not try and tell me you would do anything differently

0:53:02 > 0:53:04if the tables were turned.

0:53:04 > 0:53:06- Raymond...- You started this, I'm going to finish it.

0:53:07 > 0:53:09You want to know why I started it?

0:53:13 > 0:53:14Because I lost you.

0:53:17 > 0:53:19The man I thought I knew, the man I...

0:53:21 > 0:53:22..I used to love.

0:53:24 > 0:53:28And none of it made sense. It still doesn't.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32And now all this.

0:53:34 > 0:53:36I could never be that cruel to you.

0:53:36 > 0:53:42Really?! And yet today you went to try and get me put away for LIFE?!

0:53:43 > 0:53:45Cut me out of his childhood!

0:53:47 > 0:53:49We're finished, Eileen.

0:53:53 > 0:53:55Where are you staying?

0:53:56 > 0:53:58Right.

0:53:59 > 0:54:01Then, Stuart stays with me tonight.

0:54:01 > 0:54:05No. No, I'm his mother.

0:54:05 > 0:54:09And you're homeless. What d'you think the courts would make of THAT attitude?

0:54:11 > 0:54:14It's late, and it's cold...

0:54:16 > 0:54:18..and there's a bed for him here.

0:54:18 > 0:54:20You've no choice.

0:54:31 > 0:54:36- Be a good boy.- My mummy...- I know.

0:54:45 > 0:54:47Mummy...

0:54:49 > 0:54:50DOOR CLOSES

0:55:01 > 0:55:03Surprise guest.

0:55:03 > 0:55:04No surprise to me.

0:55:07 > 0:55:08What's going on here?

0:55:08 > 0:55:12Um, Gina gave my room to the Mullens.

0:55:12 > 0:55:15We had a row, and she asked me to leave.

0:55:15 > 0:55:17What did she do that for?

0:55:17 > 0:55:21It was a misunderstanding.

0:55:21 > 0:55:23And where's the wee one?

0:55:23 > 0:55:25With Raymond.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28Must be serious.

0:55:28 > 0:55:31You'll stay right here with us until it's sorted.

0:55:32 > 0:55:35Yes, yes, of course.

0:55:35 > 0:55:38I'll away and make a pot of tea.

0:55:39 > 0:55:43And then I'm going to phone Gina and give her a piece of my mind.

0:55:43 > 0:55:45No, Dad, don't.

0:55:45 > 0:55:47But this is no' right.

0:55:47 > 0:55:49Let's just leave it for now, all right?

0:55:55 > 0:55:57Right, I'll go make up your bed.

0:56:37 > 0:56:38What's goin' on with Bob?

0:56:38 > 0:56:40He's just cut up over Deek - that's it.

0:56:40 > 0:56:41You don't need to protect him.

0:56:41 > 0:56:45I'm his sister. If there's something wrong, then I want to know.

0:56:45 > 0:56:46Just a wee bit of fun for Madonna.

0:56:46 > 0:56:49You've put her into a beauty contest?!

0:56:49 > 0:56:51Since when's it a crime to be pretty?

0:56:51 > 0:56:54What is it with you? Just because the IVF didn't work,

0:56:54 > 0:56:55it doesn't mean you need to gie up.

0:56:55 > 0:56:58I said I'm no' in the mood - are you deaf or something?!

0:56:58 > 0:57:01- Does this mean that we're an item, then?- Yeah.

0:57:01 > 0:57:03I suppose it does.

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