20/11/2012

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0:00:21 > 0:00:22I'm afraid I have no choice

0:00:22 > 0:00:25but to commence immediate eviction proceedings.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26You need to be out by the end of the day.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29I went ahead and got the implantation and that.

0:00:29 > 0:00:33Anyway, it's...no' worked. I'm no' pregnant.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Some sell-out, Eileen.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Your friends, your conscience, all in one go.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39What are you getting in return, eh?

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- You used me!- Ach, it's business.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Give me a call when you get the next batch of information.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Are you going to open up then, or what?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Sorry... I was miles away.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16I've got my driving test today. Do you reckon I'm going to pass?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19"Of course you will, you're an excellent driver, Alice!"

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Cheers, Bob.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Bob?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Hi. Is there something I can do for you?

0:01:25 > 0:01:29I was hoping you could have a look at the car. The exhaust seems to be playing up.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Aye. Can you bring it back in tomorrow morning?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35My colleague, Will Cooper, recommended you.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Do you know what? Just leave it with me.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Much appreciated.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Any chance of having it done today? I'm getting a visit from the Super

0:01:43 > 0:01:45and I need to get all my domestics sorted.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Aye, nae bother. I'll have it ready for you this afternoon.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50I owe you one.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51- See you.- See you.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Right. Well, another day.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Looks like a bomb's hit it.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13I didn't have time to tidy up last night.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Well, I'll tidy up now.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19No. Look, you go. You don't want to be late for your test.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Well, it's not for another hour yet.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26PHONE BEEPS

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Ah, somebody wishing me good luck.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Right, look... Have you got a copy of the Highway Code there?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Umm, yeah.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Right, give me it. You sit down and I'll test you.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- What about the mess? - The mess can wait.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Come on, sit down.- Thanks, Bob.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Here we go...

0:02:51 > 0:02:54How do you check your brakes are working before you start a journey?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02HELICOPTER WHIRRS OVERHEAD

0:03:06 > 0:03:09PHONE RINGS

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Bob?!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Don't ever go for a job in a call centre, will you?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Look, I'm off on a mission of mercy. Do you want to come?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- I'm working.- Aye, cos you look run off your feet...

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Come on, it'll not take long.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Don't you think that's a bit childish?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Would you like some coffees?

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Gran.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I see Eileen's as popular as ever...

0:04:08 > 0:04:10So... How's it going?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12How do you think?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Aye, stupid question.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16It's like a refugee camp!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18It's a wonder Bono hasnae shown up...

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I've no' had a proper wash for days.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I was wondering what that smell was.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25You're awful quiet.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Just a bit tired, that's all.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Oh, you're tired? You should try sleeping here!

0:04:30 > 0:04:35You do not want to be getting into a sleeping bag at my age.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Took me half an hour to get out of it this morning...

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Very undignified.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Listen, I'm gonnae make a move, right? I'll see you later.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Here, I'll come with you.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Eh, thanks for the bacon butties. - Aye, nae worries.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Bob, wait up!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Gran's not one to suffer in silence, is she?

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Unlike some.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01What's that supposed to mean?

0:05:01 > 0:05:02What's wrong, Bob?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Nothing.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Come on, it's me you're talking to here.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07I'm fine.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Look, just tell me. Maybe I'll be able to help.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I've got to get back to work, Kel.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Is it Deek?- No.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Is it Stella? The job? I mean... Well, what is it?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Look, I told you, there's nothing wrong!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22I'm your sister, Bob. I know when something's bothering you.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Aye, and you're also staying in my house and eating my food

0:05:24 > 0:05:26so keep your mouth shut

0:05:26 > 0:05:28or you'll be kipping in the community centre an' all.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I'm going nowhere. Bob...

0:05:30 > 0:05:33I'll get it out you, whatever it is.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50You're late.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Oh, well, I popped over to the community centre.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I was handing out some breakfast...

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Do you know, I just feel so sorry for those poor families,

0:05:58 > 0:06:00having to live like that.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Did you get me a coffee?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Oh, sorry. I forgot.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13You know, you see that thing on the telly.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15People having to stay in local schools

0:06:15 > 0:06:18cos they've lost their houses in hurricanes.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Mums, dads, grandparents, kids...

0:06:21 > 0:06:24All huddled together trying to keep warm...

0:06:24 > 0:06:28You never think you'd see it on your own doorstep though, do you?

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Do you know what happened to the photo that was in this frame?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Couldnae tell you.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38PHONE RINGS

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Are you going to get that?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44I'm just having my coffee.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Mmm! Oh, that's good...

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Hello, Councillor Donach...? DIALLING TONE

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Oh, do you know? I forgot.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I need to go to Bob and Stella's and pick up Madonna's bag.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02What?! You're supposed to be my PA, you're never here!

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Well, what can I do...?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Everyone's living out of suitcases at the moment...

0:07:06 > 0:07:09and we all know why that is, don't we?

0:07:10 > 0:07:13PHONE RINGS

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Hello, Councillor Donachie?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36- What's this? - Gie it to Gina for the housekeeping.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Are you sure?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Aye, she should get a medal for putting up with us.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Speak for yourself! We Mullens are perfect house guests.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Some mail for you guys.- Oh, thanks.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Oh, I'll have that. Jimmy, should you not be at your work?

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Aye, nae rest for the wicked, eh?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54DOORBELL RINGS

0:07:54 > 0:07:56I'll get that.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Scarlett, you don't have to do all the dishes.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00It's the least I can dae.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Hey!- Hiya, Kelly-Marie. - How's Bubba and Stella?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Aye, they're fine... I'm just dropping off Madonna's bag.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Must have picked it up by mistake when we got evicted.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Thanks, darling. I've been looking for that.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13- I'll stick the kettle on, eh? - No. I won't stay.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Scarlett...

0:08:15 > 0:08:16So, what's in the letter?

0:08:18 > 0:08:19What letter?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21The letter you didnae want Jimmy to open.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Right... You cannae say anything,

0:08:26 > 0:08:27cos he's gonnae go ballistic.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Do you know, I think I will stay for that cuppa.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Little Miss Christmas Pageant?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38It's just a wee bit of fun for Madonna.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Let me get this straight. You've put her into a beauty contest?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43It's NOT a beauty contest.

0:08:43 > 0:08:48"Multiple costume changes, hair-dos and make-up..."

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Well, that sounds like a beauty contest to me.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Since when's it a crime to be pretty?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Look, I had to send a photo in.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Oh, my God. That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02She looks amazing!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Aye, well, she's got good genes. - DOORBELL RINGS

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'll get it.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13It says here there's a section for mums.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Och, it's about Madonna, it's not about me.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Gina, don't say anything to Jimmy about this.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20My lips are sealed.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23And thanks for letting us stay here the past week.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Don't be daft, you're my pal.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- I wouldn't see you on the street. - Jimmy says anybody that puts up with us deserves a medal.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- The more the merrier. - Oh, I'm glad you said that, hen!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34I was just wondering if I could use your shower.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Apparently, I'm not as fragrant as I used to be.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Aye, sure, Molly. You make yourself at home.

0:09:43 > 0:09:48It's like a little corner of hell, that community centre.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Never liked camping at the best of times!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54I went away once with the Girl Guides... Never again.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Well, you're probably a bit old to be in the Girl Guides now, anyway.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Ha ha.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Scarlett, do you think you could have a wee word with Raymond

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- and see if he would let us stay at Deek's?- Aye.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09I'll need a couple of towels, Gina...

0:10:09 > 0:10:13And I wouldn't say no to a cup of tea, if there's one going.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14I've a mouth like Gandhi's flip-flop.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17THEY LAUGH

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Do you fancy meeting at the Oyster later? I'm buying.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Of course I passed!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29All right, don't sound too surprised...

0:10:30 > 0:10:34So, what do you reckon, then? A red Mini or a yellow Mini?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40No, no, you're the first person I've told...

0:10:43 > 0:10:46All right, I'll speak to you later, then.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Right, bye!

0:10:50 > 0:10:53So... Do you need a lift anywhere?

0:10:55 > 0:10:56You passed?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58With flying colours!

0:10:58 > 0:11:03Two minor faults. Two teeny, tiny, minor faults.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05That's brilliant, Alice. I'm chuffed for you.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Do you know what?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Here.- What?

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Well, I need this motor moved outside,

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- so I was thinking maybe you could do the honours.- The copper's car?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28It's not a problem, is it?

0:11:28 > 0:11:29No.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Come on, then. I'll guide you out.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Your carriage awaits.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39You know, not many people pass first time.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41What can I say? I'm a natural.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Aye, modest an' all.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48All right. Start the engine and then take the handbrake off.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Bob, I've just passed my test. I think I know how to start a car!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I know, I'm just saying.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Right, put it into reverse and then go easy on the pedal...

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Bob! Are you going to be like this all the time?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03God help your kids when you have them.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08MOTOR REVS

0:12:10 > 0:12:12That exhaust still sounds loose.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Stop!

0:12:13 > 0:12:15GLASS TINKLES

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Oh!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Here.- Thanks.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31I'm so sorry.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37It was my fault. I should have been paying more attention.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40What are we going to do?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Bob?!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47It's all right. I'll sort it, don't worry.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48It's just a brake light.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52You told him that you were going to have it done by this afternoon.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55You can take it out of my wages.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Don't be daft.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Who are you ringing?

0:13:02 > 0:13:05A man who's going to dig us out of a big hole.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07I'll take the motor keys.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18My mum has put Madonna into a beauty contest.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Can you believe it? A beauty contest, at her age?!

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Anyway, listen, have you got a second?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Uh-huh.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27What's going on with Bob?

0:13:27 > 0:13:28How do you mean?

0:13:28 > 0:13:31I've just never seen him like this before...

0:13:31 > 0:13:33And don't tell me you've not noticed.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36He's just cut up over Deek, that's it.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39He's been through stuff before. He's always come out the other side.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43Look, Stella, you don't need to protect him.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46I'm his big sister, so if there's something wrong, I want to know.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Fine, I'll go and speak to him myself, then.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Kelly...

0:13:58 > 0:13:59The IVF didn't work.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Oh.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Stella...

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Oh, I'm so sorry. Look, are you OK?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Well, I have to be, don't I?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I knew it probably wouldn't work first time.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Might never work. - But you still got your hopes up?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21I just thought Bob did an' all...

0:14:21 > 0:14:24I thought he'd be gutted. He hasnae mentioned it since.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Maybe he's just trying to be strong for you?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Aye, but it's like he's just gie'd up.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30PHONE RINGS

0:14:34 > 0:14:37It's Eileen. She wants me to go back to work, but she can whistle.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Look.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Do you think if you got pregnant everything would sort itself out?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47I don't know. Maybe.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat, you know.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53What?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Look... If the IVF doesn't work, then there's always adoption

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- or sperm donation...- Sperm donation?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01I get a smile off another guy and Bob goes off his head.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Well...adoption, then. Whatever...

0:15:04 > 0:15:06The point is, there ARE other options.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I suppose.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13It's not me you should be having this conversation with, is it?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21That's quite an old model, Bob. Not an easy part to get.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23I told you on the phone what I was wanting.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Wait till I go see what's in the Batmobile, eh?

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Oh-ho-ho! You're in luck, Bob!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Ah! A female apprentice, eh?

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Could you no' find any blokes that were smaller than you?

0:15:45 > 0:15:48I'm just yanking your chain, Bob...

0:15:48 > 0:15:50C'mon, 120 quid.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54- For a brake light?!- Where else are you gonnae get one round here?

0:15:54 > 0:15:57- PHONE RINGS - That's a rip off.- Hang on.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Hello?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Aye, aye, I'm all right.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Listen, babe, I'm just kind of busy right now, so...

0:16:05 > 0:16:07'I know, I know. I won't keep you.'

0:16:07 > 0:16:09I wondered what you were doing later on?

0:16:09 > 0:16:14I thought I could come and meet you and buy you lunch...

0:16:14 > 0:16:17maybe give us a chance to talk.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Aye, all right...

0:16:18 > 0:16:22It's just that I'm kind of in the middle of something, so can I...?

0:16:22 > 0:16:23'...figure out what we do next.'

0:16:23 > 0:16:26I think we all know who wears the trousers in that house, eh?

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Look, I'll talk to you later.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31So, what's it going to be then, Bob?

0:16:34 > 0:16:35You're not really going to pay him that?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Alice, keep out of this, eh?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44I can gie you 110.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Done.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Yeah, you have been. He is making a mug out of you.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51I don't have a choice, do I?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Have you got a receipt? - Have you got a pen?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55No. Come in.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Shut the doors on that van, will you, doll?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Darling, just stay there a minute.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Mummy will be back in a minute, all right?

0:17:25 > 0:17:30Aye. Aye, I'm just calling to tell you Madonna won't be in today.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Aye, she's got a wee bit of a bug.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34OK, thanks very much.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36The wean no' well?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Aye, I'm taking her to the doctor's.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Is she OK?- I think it's a 24-hour thing...

0:17:40 > 0:17:43But I've not got an appointment, so I might be late into work.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47It's all right, Stevie will cover your shift.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- It's my day off. - She's got a sick child, you.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Aye, all right.- Cheers, Stevie.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55See while I'm here, Raymond? My ma and Big Bob are still

0:17:55 > 0:17:59sleeping in the community centre. It's just a bit of a nightmare...

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I feel that sorry for them.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02Yeah, I know.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Tell you what.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06You say to them they can come round to the pub for their tea.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09They can have anything on the menu and it's on me.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- That's awful kind of you, thanks. - You've got to do your bit.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15And if there's ever anything else they need, don't hesitate to ask.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Well, what they really need is somewhere to stay,

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- and seeing as you've got two flats, you know, yours and Deek's... - Hang on a minute!

0:18:21 > 0:18:24I'll send them round for the keys. Thanks, Raymond, you're a star.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28< All right, darling. Let's go.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32What are you grinning at?

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Get your jacket off!

0:18:44 > 0:18:45That's the exhaust fixed!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Good.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50We make a good team, don't we?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58I'm gonnae gie you the benefit of the doubt,

0:18:58 > 0:19:01and assume you had nothing to dae with this.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Nothing to dae with what?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Your light-fingered little friend there

0:19:05 > 0:19:06pinched a load of stuff from my van.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07What are you talking about?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09A couple of my tools have gone missing.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Anybody could have took them!

0:19:11 > 0:19:14I've been to two garages. The tools were still there when I left the first one.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17You're out of order. You cannae just walk in here accusing people.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Then get her to empty her pockets, then.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Do us a favour, Alice, eh? To shut him up.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Alice?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Look, I only took them because he was ripping you off...

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Here, you can have them back.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36I want the money or I'm calling the polis.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38- Can't you just take them back...? - Fine.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40All right, all right, you've made your point.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I know I'm a bit early... What happened to my car?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Look, I'm sorry. We had a bit of an accident.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52I can see that.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56Listen, pal. Unless she's robbed you too, you'll just need to wait your turn.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Robbed?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59She knocked a couple of tools but it's OK, I'm sorting it.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03I'm a police officer, if you want to make a formal complaint, sir?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Nae need for that. I'll pay for them.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09As long as I get my money, I don't want to take it any further.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14I think you and I need to have a word in private, don't you?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17If that's all right with you, Bob?

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Aye, I need to go to the cashline anyway. Come on.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?

0:20:36 > 0:20:39You stay out of trouble and you don't draw attention to yourself.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41That's what you're told, isn't it?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- You know about...? - It's my job to know.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48It's also my job to keep you safe,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50but I can't do that if you go round nicking stuff.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53It was a couple of spanners!

0:20:53 > 0:20:54I was just sticking up for Bob.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57You're given a second chance most people wouldn't get

0:20:57 > 0:21:00and you almost throw it away for the sake of "a couple of spanners"?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- I'm sorry.- You will be.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06You're not going to tell Bob, are you?

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Do you have any idea how much trouble it would cause

0:21:09 > 0:21:11if you got arrested for something like this?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Not just for you and me.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15For everyone!

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Keep your head down and don't step out of line again, do you hear me?

0:21:21 > 0:21:22- Do you hear me?- Yes.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Listen, I'll have your motor ready first thing in the morning.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31I'm sorry for any inconvenience.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Don't be. You know what? Give it a full service.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37I'll bill you for a courtesy car till the end of the week. OK?

0:21:49 > 0:21:52They had an offer on acrylics an' all, but I thought

0:21:52 > 0:21:55that'd be a bit tacky for a five-year-old.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Right, and you wouldn't want anything tacky.- No.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Come on, darling. Better get in here before your daddy sees you...

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Scarlett? What's she doing home?

0:22:04 > 0:22:08She's a wee bit under the weather, so I thought I'd keep her off.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Is she wearing earrings?- No.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15She's just out her nappies, for crying out loud!

0:22:15 > 0:22:18- No, I'm not!- They're only wee ones, and they all wear them nowadays!

0:22:18 > 0:22:19I don't care who's wearing them,

0:22:19 > 0:22:22no daughter of mine's going about dressed like Rihanna!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- All right, keep your hair on. - I mean it, Scarlett.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Look, Scarlett, her ears do look a wee bit red.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Fine, I'll take them out.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Do you want to take her upstairs and get her lunch?

0:22:34 > 0:22:35I've got to get to my work.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Come on, darling.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38See you, Madonna.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41Sorry.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44It's all right. You've got to choose your battles, eh?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46What have you done now?

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Gina, I've just seen the best pair of shoes ever.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52They've not got them in Madonna's size but they'll send them over

0:22:52 > 0:22:54from another branch.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57They're a bit expensive, but they'll be perfect for the pageant.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- He's going to go ballistic.- They're getting delivered to The Ship.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02What he cannae see will no' hurt him! Talking of The Ship...

0:23:02 > 0:23:03See you later.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22I'm going over to the Oyster. Can I get you anything?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24I think you've done enough, do you no'?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26I'm sorry.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28So you keep saying.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32I only took that stuff because he was taking the mick out of you.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Why do you let people walk all over you?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37- What are you talking about? - That guy with the van,

0:23:37 > 0:23:40the way he spoke to you, charging you 120 quid for a brake light

0:23:40 > 0:23:42and you just stood there and took it.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45- What did you want me to dae? - I don't know, fight back...

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Stand up for yourself, stand up for me.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50I thought we were supposed to be a team.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Grow up, Alice.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Why didn't you stick up for me?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55So you wanted me to lie to the polis for you?

0:23:55 > 0:23:57I just thought that you would look out for me.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Look, I'm your boss, no' your social worker.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- Have you been in trouble with the polis before or something?- No.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11You have, haven't you?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15A couple of years ago. It was just little stuff.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16You lied to me!

0:24:16 > 0:24:20You wouldn't have given me the job, otherwise.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21Bob, I would never steal from you.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24I asked you if you had a record when I offered you the job.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28- You're gonnae have to find somewhere else to work.- You're sacking me?

0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Aye. I'll pay you till Friday and that's it.- No, Bob, please.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34No, forget it. I don't need the hassle.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50You don't look very happy

0:24:50 > 0:24:53for someone who's just passed their driving test.

0:24:54 > 0:24:55I've lost my job.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57You're joking!

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Bob's just sacked me.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Bob? He wouldn't do that.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04He just did.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07I'm gutted for you. You really love that job, don't you?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09What happened?

0:25:11 > 0:25:12It doesn't matter...

0:25:12 > 0:25:14I just messed up...

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Look, maybe something else will turn up.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19I'll get you a cup of tea.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24What did you do?

0:25:26 > 0:25:28It can't have been that bad.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30I stole a couple of tools out this guy's van.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34Look, I know it was stupid, but I was just trying to stick up for Bob.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37The guy was ripping him off.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40What are you going to do?

0:25:40 > 0:25:42There's no point in me sticking round here, is there?

0:25:42 > 0:25:43You're leaving?

0:25:49 > 0:25:50I'll just ring you later.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54I've got some great news.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Hiya, love.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59We're going to be staying at Deek's flat with Raymond.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01And that's good news?

0:26:01 > 0:26:04That's better than where we are at the moment...

0:26:05 > 0:26:07How's the job going, Alice?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11It's not.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Bob fired her.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Why?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17I thought you two were getting on?

0:26:17 > 0:26:20I'm going to have a word with him. He can't just fire you...

0:26:20 > 0:26:23No, Christina! Don't!

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Sacked enough people for one day, have you?

0:26:30 > 0:26:33You can't do this. She loves this job.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36She stays late every night, does all your paperwork...

0:26:36 > 0:26:37She makes one stupid mistake...

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Go home, Christina, all right?

0:26:39 > 0:26:43She's going to leave Shieldinch now, do you know that...?

0:26:43 > 0:26:45You've ruined everything!

0:26:47 > 0:26:50You don't give a toss though, do you?

0:26:50 > 0:26:51About anyone.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22You're starting a bit early, are you no'?

0:27:23 > 0:27:26- What's your point? - One of thae days, aye?

0:27:29 > 0:27:31See the game last night?

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Can a guy not have a drink in peace, naw?

0:27:36 > 0:27:37It's happy hour again.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Oh, I take that back!

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Oh, here, something came for you.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Oh, that was quick.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49It must be the shoes I ordered in town this morning.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52I thought you were taking Madonna to the doctor's this morning.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Aye, I took her into the walk-in centre in town,

0:27:54 > 0:27:57then I popped into the shoe shop on the way home.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01You've been had.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Hey, it was you that was covering her shift!

0:28:05 > 0:28:09There he is, my knight in shining armour.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11You know, this man is a saint.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Opens his doors to the homeless.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15I don't know what to say to you, Raymond.

0:28:15 > 0:28:19Well, you do know that this isn't a permanent thing, right?

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Of course.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24But could I have the key to the flat so we can start moving our stuff in?

0:28:24 > 0:28:26What stuff?

0:28:26 > 0:28:30Just a few bits and pieces. You'll not even know we're there.

0:28:49 > 0:28:53# Little broken hearts of the night

0:28:53 > 0:28:56# Slowly picking up their knives

0:28:56 > 0:28:59# On the way to the fight

0:28:59 > 0:29:02# Tonight they want revenge

0:29:02 > 0:29:05# Beautiful soldiers in their beds

0:29:05 > 0:29:08# Making love inside their heads... #

0:29:08 > 0:29:10We're moving up in the world.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12Eh?

0:29:12 > 0:29:15Raymond's putting us up. Nae more sleeping bags!

0:29:19 > 0:29:21You OK, son?

0:29:22 > 0:29:26Aye. Aye, I'm fine, Gran.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30Right.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33A couple of weeks at the most, OK?

0:29:33 > 0:29:35That's all we'll need.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42I thought we were going for lunch.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44I changed my mind.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47Oh, you really know how to make a lassie feel special(!)

0:29:47 > 0:29:49Right, we'll just eat here, then.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51Stevie, see when you've got a minute,

0:29:51 > 0:29:53can we have a couple of menus?

0:29:53 > 0:29:57Shift's supposed to be done, man! Where the hell is everybody?

0:30:01 > 0:30:03I already had something to eat.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05Then you can watch me eat.

0:30:05 > 0:30:06We need to talk.

0:30:08 > 0:30:09Stella, I'm no' in the mood.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11What is it with you?

0:30:11 > 0:30:13You're all smiles with everybody else,

0:30:13 > 0:30:16and then when I try to have a conversation with you,

0:30:16 > 0:30:17it's like pulling teeth.

0:30:17 > 0:30:20Just because the IVF didn't work, doesn't mean you need to gie up...

0:30:20 > 0:30:23I said I'm not in the mood. Are you deaf or something?!

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Whoa, take it easy.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27What's it got to do with you?

0:30:27 > 0:30:29- Bob, sit down. - Stevie, it's all right, honestly.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32Look, I know you've had a bit of bad news, right,

0:30:32 > 0:30:33but don't take it out on her.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42You told him about the IVF?

0:30:43 > 0:30:45Who else knows?

0:30:45 > 0:30:49Well, you're the one that told everybody we couldn't have weans.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51You're no' the only one going through this.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54You'd know that if you actually spoke to me

0:30:54 > 0:30:55or cared to ask me how I felt.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Of course I care.

0:31:04 > 0:31:05Come here.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11How many have you had?

0:31:11 > 0:31:12Don't be like that, eh?

0:31:12 > 0:31:14I'm sorry, all right?

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Look.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22We'll go home, we'll have a wee early night and...

0:31:24 > 0:31:26Just a wee quickie, aye?

0:31:27 > 0:31:29I want to have a conversation with you...

0:31:29 > 0:31:31What is the point, man?

0:31:53 > 0:31:54Mind if I join you?

0:32:03 > 0:32:05Do you want to talk about it?

0:32:07 > 0:32:09What do you want, Stevie?

0:32:11 > 0:32:14- Are you two all right?- We're fine...

0:32:14 > 0:32:15Everything's fine.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18Well, if you keep acting like this, it won't be.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21None of this is Stella's fault, you know.

0:32:21 > 0:32:22Gonnae just leave me alone?

0:32:22 > 0:32:26Come on, Bob. What's up with you?

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Get it together, man!

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Get a few games of pool, a few more pints, that'll sort you out.

0:32:34 > 0:32:35Aye, all right.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Aye?

0:32:37 > 0:32:40Good man. I'll get the cues.

0:32:41 > 0:32:46Gina, the shoes have arrived, and they are to die for.

0:32:46 > 0:32:47Scarlett, can I get the pool cues?

0:32:52 > 0:32:54- Thanks for covering my shift, by the way.- Nae bother.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56I'm going to show your Bob how it's done.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59Oh? Good luck, cos he's just left.

0:33:00 > 0:33:01Sake!

0:33:01 > 0:33:03What can I get you, Miriam?

0:33:03 > 0:33:05A glass of dry white, please.

0:33:05 > 0:33:06Coming up.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12She's looking very pleased with herself.

0:33:12 > 0:33:13Ach, don't ask.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Listen, since I've got you,

0:33:15 > 0:33:17I don't suppose you could take any more lodgers, could you?

0:33:17 > 0:33:20You're kidding, Raymond! It's like a B&B as it is.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23It's just, I've agreed to take the O'Haras in.

0:33:23 > 0:33:27Well, I say agreed, I still don't know what happened.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30Great. Maybe I'll get my bathroom back now, eh?

0:33:45 > 0:33:48PHONE RINGS

0:34:06 > 0:34:09When's it going to get any easier, mate?

0:34:10 > 0:34:11Cheers, pal.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23MUSIC: "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen

0:34:26 > 0:34:29Something I can do for you?

0:34:29 > 0:34:32To tell you the truth, I'm feeling a bit run down.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35I was wondering if I could make an...appointment.

0:34:37 > 0:34:41Pop round to the surgery in the morning. First thing.

0:34:43 > 0:34:47- You no' buying the lady a drink?- Lady?!

0:34:47 > 0:34:48I wouldn't give him the pleasure.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Earrings on a five-year-old?

0:34:59 > 0:35:01I mean, they grow up fast enough as it is.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04I took them out. What you moaning about?

0:35:04 > 0:35:07Did you give that 50 quid to Gina for the housekeeping?

0:35:07 > 0:35:08Of course I did.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11Scarlett, are you gonnae move these shoes from behind my bar?

0:35:13 > 0:35:15They're no' my shoes.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17- What are you talking about? - They're mine.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20Are they no' a bit tight, Gina?

0:35:20 > 0:35:23- She bought them for her pal's wee lassie, didn't you?- Yep.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25Right, I don't care if they're Dorothy's,

0:35:25 > 0:35:27you're going to get shot of them.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Oh! 50 quid? Is that no' a bit steep?

0:35:31 > 0:35:32Oh, please tell me you didnae.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37We're skint and staying in somebody else's house

0:35:37 > 0:35:39and you've spent 50 quid on a pair of kid's shoes!?

0:35:39 > 0:35:42Madonna's in the running for the Little Miss Christmas Pageant.

0:35:42 > 0:35:43She needs thae shoes!

0:35:43 > 0:35:47- Now I know you've lost your marbles! - It's a bit of fun, Jimmy!

0:35:47 > 0:35:50Remember fun? Fun that we used to have, fun that we need the now?

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Where's he going?

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Maybe he's off to see the Wizard?

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Listen, I think you're gonnae have to take these shoes

0:35:58 > 0:36:01- back to the shop.- Nae chance.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04It's thae shoes...

0:36:04 > 0:36:05or me.

0:36:15 > 0:36:16All right?

0:36:17 > 0:36:19Sitting on a bench, having a bevvy?

0:36:19 > 0:36:21There's a name for that, you know.

0:36:26 > 0:36:27You miss him, don't you?

0:36:45 > 0:36:48If anybody asks, I was with you all night.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50I've decided I'm gonnae kill your ma

0:36:50 > 0:36:52and I need an alibi...

0:36:55 > 0:36:56You OK?

0:36:57 > 0:36:58Aye.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02HE SNIFFS

0:37:02 > 0:37:04Look... I need to go.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06I think I've left my phone in the work.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08I'll see you later.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12See you later, son.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Are you entertaining?

0:38:10 > 0:38:11I like to think I have my moments.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13No, are you having somebody round?

0:38:13 > 0:38:15It's for you and Bob.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Thanks, but you're wasting your time.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19I thought you were gonnae talk to him.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22Aye, I tried, but it's like talking to a brick wall...

0:38:22 > 0:38:24I was supposed to take him out for lunch today,

0:38:24 > 0:38:27but he'd rather sit in The Ship and drown his sorrows.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30Call him. Dinner's in the oven. I'll take Callum out

0:38:30 > 0:38:32and just give you space for a couple of hours.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34It won't make any difference.

0:38:34 > 0:38:35Nothing does...

0:38:37 > 0:38:38Do you know...?

0:38:40 > 0:38:42I really feel as if I'm losing him.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46Right, I'll be back in five minutes.

0:38:46 > 0:38:47Where are you going?

0:38:47 > 0:38:49To get Bob. And I will drag him home if I have to.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51Don't! It's just gonnae make things worse...

0:38:51 > 0:38:53You think things could get any worse?

0:39:10 > 0:39:12All right?

0:39:12 > 0:39:14I'm just catching up on some paperwork.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Is that what you call it?

0:39:16 > 0:39:17Where's Alice?

0:39:18 > 0:39:19I don't know...

0:39:19 > 0:39:21What do you want, Kel?

0:39:21 > 0:39:24- Bob, are you all right? - Why do people keep asking me that?!

0:39:24 > 0:39:27Because they're worried about you, that's why...

0:39:27 > 0:39:29I mean, Stella is worried sick.

0:39:29 > 0:39:30Aye, well, there's no need.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33I told you this morning, I'm fine, all right?

0:39:34 > 0:39:36I don't believe you.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38I've don't have time for this, Kelly.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Why don't you come home?

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Because I've got work to do.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Can it not wait until tomorrow, no?

0:39:44 > 0:39:46No!

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Look... Bob, it's OK.

0:39:48 > 0:39:52You don't have to pretend that everything's great when it's no'.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55If everybody would just leave me alone, then I would be fine!

0:39:55 > 0:39:58You're my wee brother. It's killing me seeing you like this.

0:39:58 > 0:39:59Like what...?

0:39:59 > 0:40:01I've just got a lot going on, Kel.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04Wi' Deek, and then not being able to have weans,

0:40:04 > 0:40:05and then taking you and Callum in...

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Look, everyone's upset about Deek...

0:40:09 > 0:40:12and Stella is devastated that she cannae have kids

0:40:12 > 0:40:13but at least she's no'...

0:40:18 > 0:40:19Bob.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21Oh, come here.

0:40:24 > 0:40:28I feel like I've got tons I want to tell you...

0:40:28 > 0:40:30and now you're leaving.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32I'm sorry.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35Can't you just get another job round here?

0:40:35 > 0:40:37It's not that easy.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40It's best if I just leave.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42Where are you going to go?

0:40:43 > 0:40:44I don't know yet.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48Maybe if I have another word with Bob?

0:40:48 > 0:40:49It's not going to work.

0:40:52 > 0:40:53When are you going to go?

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Tomorrow. I'm sorry.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03I've never felt like this before...

0:41:05 > 0:41:06..about anyone.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11That probably sounds a bit full-on.

0:41:11 > 0:41:15We haven't known each for long. It's just...

0:41:15 > 0:41:16When we kissed...

0:41:17 > 0:41:20I don't know, my head's all over the place.

0:41:20 > 0:41:21I feel the same way.

0:41:23 > 0:41:24Are you serious?

0:41:26 > 0:41:29Am I ever going to see you again?

0:41:29 > 0:41:32I'll get a job in Carlisle, Newcastle, somewhere like that...

0:41:32 > 0:41:34and then I can still come and see you.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36You're not just saying that?

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Christina, I really, really like you,

0:41:38 > 0:41:41and I don't want to lose you.

0:41:41 > 0:41:42Do you like me?

0:41:44 > 0:41:45Well, obviously.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54I have to go. My mum will be wondering where I am.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56I'll come and see you tomorrow, before I go.

0:42:11 > 0:42:15'There on the bench stood the finest pair of shoes he had ever seen.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17'He looked around for the pieces of leather

0:42:17 > 0:42:19'but they were tidy as always.'

0:42:19 > 0:42:21Right, you, come on. Let's get you to bed.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36We never talk anymore.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38- We do talk.- Really?

0:42:41 > 0:42:43I don't know what to say.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50I sacked Alice today.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59Jimmy, you havnae seen a bottle of...

0:42:59 > 0:43:01Shiraz?

0:43:01 > 0:43:02Good ball, son.

0:43:03 > 0:43:07Gina, that's a lovely bottle of wine. Cheeky wee bouquet.

0:43:07 > 0:43:10- MUTTERS:- I've been saving that for two years.

0:43:10 > 0:43:11What was that, hen?

0:43:11 > 0:43:12Nothing.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14Enjoy.

0:43:14 > 0:43:17TV COMMENTATOR: 'Second goal before half-time...'

0:43:19 > 0:43:22Jimmy, I've got something to show you.

0:43:22 > 0:43:23You're in front of the telly.

0:43:23 > 0:43:26Madonna, come here a minute, darlin!

0:43:26 > 0:43:28I'm watching the match!

0:43:30 > 0:43:32Get up on the chair.

0:43:33 > 0:43:37Are they no' the most beautiful shoes you've ever seen in your life?

0:43:37 > 0:43:40Aw, Madonna. They're gorgeous.

0:43:40 > 0:43:4150 quid!

0:43:44 > 0:43:48Jimmy Mullen, you are the most heartless man in the world!

0:43:48 > 0:43:50In a couple of months they won't even fit her.

0:43:50 > 0:43:54So what? It's not the quantity of time, is it? It's the quality.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57Do you know how long a butterfly lives for?

0:43:57 > 0:43:59Three weeks, tops,

0:43:59 > 0:44:03and still, it's one of the most beautiful creatures on God's green Earth.

0:44:03 > 0:44:07Jimmy, it's only money, isn't it?

0:44:07 > 0:44:09I mean, Madonna looks great in those shoes,

0:44:09 > 0:44:13and if Madonna looks great, she feels great. Sure she does.

0:44:14 > 0:44:15Thanks, Gina.

0:44:15 > 0:44:18Gina, see that 50 quid?

0:44:18 > 0:44:21- That was your housekeeping money.- What?

0:44:22 > 0:44:24I'd better go and see if Madonna's upset.

0:44:43 > 0:44:44I cannae dae this anymore.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48I know.

0:44:50 > 0:44:52You cannae keep shutting me out.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56We could...

0:44:56 > 0:44:59We could try the IVF again, if that's what you want.

0:44:59 > 0:45:02Or...or adoption, maybe.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04I don't want to push you into anything.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12I wish it was you.

0:45:12 > 0:45:13What do you mean?

0:45:13 > 0:45:16Who couldnae have weans.

0:45:16 > 0:45:18I wish it was you who had the problem.

0:45:21 > 0:45:25I hate myself for even thinking it, but it's true...

0:45:28 > 0:45:31I think could deal with it better if it was you.

0:45:33 > 0:45:34I could support you...

0:45:36 > 0:45:40..and you would just get on with it, wouldn't you?

0:45:40 > 0:45:42cos that's what you dae.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45You're stronger than me.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50I'm sorry.

0:45:51 > 0:45:52It's OK.

0:45:52 > 0:45:56No, it's not. It's selfish, but... I cannae help it.

0:45:59 > 0:46:04I've tried...to stop feeling sorry for myself.

0:46:04 > 0:46:08I mean, Deek's dead, what have I got to complain about? But I just...

0:46:15 > 0:46:17I cannae snap out of it.

0:46:21 > 0:46:24How long have you been feeling like this?

0:46:26 > 0:46:29I cannae remember no' feeling like this.

0:46:29 > 0:46:34Right, so it was before we started talking about the IVF?

0:46:35 > 0:46:38I don't know. Maybe. It's no' like I can put a date on it.

0:46:40 > 0:46:42Well, you need to go and see a doctor.

0:46:44 > 0:46:47- What for? - Because you might be depressed.

0:46:50 > 0:46:51I'm no' depressed.

0:46:51 > 0:46:54Well, maybe you need some counselling or something?

0:46:54 > 0:46:57Counselling? What are you saying that for?!

0:46:57 > 0:47:00Because something's wrong, and it's not getting any better, is it?

0:47:00 > 0:47:03I've just been going through a tough time, that's all.

0:47:04 > 0:47:07Why don't you just go and talk to Miriam? I'll come with you.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10I'm no' going to see anybody.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13- You need help.- No, I don't!

0:47:13 > 0:47:16I just need a good night's sleep and I need you to get off my back.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18Bob?

0:47:18 > 0:47:20There's nothing wrong with me, all right?!

0:48:14 > 0:48:17LOW LEVEL CHATTER OF TV

0:49:29 > 0:49:31How long have you been there?

0:49:31 > 0:49:33Not long.

0:49:37 > 0:49:39I fell asleep watching a film.

0:49:44 > 0:49:45I...

0:49:47 > 0:49:50I'm sorry if you thought I was having a go earlier on.

0:49:50 > 0:49:53Oh, forget it.

0:49:53 > 0:49:57I mean, I havnae been exactly husband of the year, have I?

0:49:59 > 0:50:02What time is it? I better jump in the shower.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04Gonnae just gie me a minute?

0:50:04 > 0:50:07- I'm going to be late for work. - Please.

0:50:13 > 0:50:14I really miss you.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18I'm still here.

0:50:19 > 0:50:20Are you?

0:50:23 > 0:50:25What are you greetin' for?

0:50:26 > 0:50:28Because you won't let me help you.

0:50:31 > 0:50:33Look, Bob.

0:50:33 > 0:50:35I love you...

0:50:36 > 0:50:38..and I want so bad to have kids with you

0:50:38 > 0:50:41but do you know what I want more than anything?

0:50:41 > 0:50:43I want you to be happy...

0:50:46 > 0:50:48I just want the old Bob back.

0:50:54 > 0:50:55HE SIGHS DEEPLY

0:50:58 > 0:51:00I'm sick of feeling like this.

0:51:03 > 0:51:05Gonnae let me help you then?

0:51:08 > 0:51:11I'd better get ready for work.

0:51:11 > 0:51:13We'll talk about it later, all right?

0:51:13 > 0:51:15Bob, we need to talk about it the now.

0:51:34 > 0:51:35I don't even know why I'm here.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37Why do you think you're here?

0:51:37 > 0:51:40Stella thinks I might be depressed.

0:51:40 > 0:51:41And you don't, I take it?

0:51:43 > 0:51:48My best pal died and I've been told I cannae have weans...

0:51:48 > 0:51:50so I'm not gonnae exactly be doing cartwheels, am I?

0:51:53 > 0:51:56I'm bound to be feeling a wee bit down in the dumps.

0:51:56 > 0:51:58Aye, and you agreed you needed help.

0:52:03 > 0:52:06I did this test on the internet.

0:52:06 > 0:52:09To see if I had depression.

0:52:09 > 0:52:11Well, you didnae say anything to me.

0:52:11 > 0:52:14I didnae finish it, but...

0:52:14 > 0:52:15I was ticking every box.

0:52:15 > 0:52:19- Why didn't you just come and see me? - Well, I'm here the now, aren't I?

0:52:19 > 0:52:22I'm going to ask you a series of questions, OK, Bob?

0:52:22 > 0:52:23Great, another test.

0:52:29 > 0:52:30Fire away.

0:52:32 > 0:52:35He's no' sleeping properly, he can usually sleep standing up...

0:52:35 > 0:52:38I cannae get a word out of him either, he's...

0:52:38 > 0:52:40He's just no' been himself.

0:52:42 > 0:52:43Have you gone off sex?

0:52:47 > 0:52:48I just...

0:52:50 > 0:52:53I don't have the energy anymore.

0:52:53 > 0:52:56And I cannae seem to get started in the morning

0:52:56 > 0:52:59and then it just goes downhill.

0:53:00 > 0:53:03You're just pure shattered all the time, aren't you?

0:53:03 > 0:53:06This isn't just feeling a bit down in the dumps.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08I think you know that, don't you?

0:53:08 > 0:53:11- I'm going to prescribe anti-depressants.- No.

0:53:11 > 0:53:13I don't want to be on pills for the rest of my life.

0:53:13 > 0:53:15You're depressed, Bob,

0:53:15 > 0:53:18but it's nothing to feel ashamed of.

0:53:18 > 0:53:20It's an illness and can be treated, OK?

0:53:20 > 0:53:22- You don't have to put up with it.- See?

0:53:22 > 0:53:25I'm not going to lie to you, Bob.

0:53:25 > 0:53:27These things can take a while to kick in

0:53:27 > 0:53:31so you might feel worse before you start to feel better.

0:53:31 > 0:53:34And, um... It can affect your sex drive.

0:53:37 > 0:53:40Where do I sign? They sound brilliant.

0:53:48 > 0:53:50I'm proud of you.

0:53:50 > 0:53:52Aye, I'm a real catch.

0:53:52 > 0:53:53You are to me!

0:53:53 > 0:53:56It took a lot of guts going in there and talking to someone,

0:53:56 > 0:53:58admitting that you needed help.

0:54:00 > 0:54:02It's the first step, isn't it?

0:54:02 > 0:54:05I'm still not sure about the pills.

0:54:05 > 0:54:07You heard all that stuff about my sex drive...

0:54:07 > 0:54:11I mean, we've not exactly been breaking any records as it is.

0:54:11 > 0:54:13I don't care. I'll wait.

0:54:13 > 0:54:15I just want you to get better.

0:54:17 > 0:54:18You sure?

0:54:20 > 0:54:22All right.

0:54:26 > 0:54:27I need to head off.

0:54:27 > 0:54:30There's something I need to dae, all right?

0:54:54 > 0:54:55You look amazing.

0:54:58 > 0:55:00When are you leaving?

0:55:00 > 0:55:02I'm not. Bob said I could have my job back.

0:55:02 > 0:55:04You better not be winding me up!

0:55:05 > 0:55:09You don't get rid of me that easy.

0:55:09 > 0:55:11Did you mean what you said yesterday?

0:55:11 > 0:55:13About never having felt like this before?

0:55:13 > 0:55:16Nah, I only said it cos I thought you were leaving.

0:55:16 > 0:55:17I don't even like you that much.

0:55:17 > 0:55:19Yeah, me neither. I couldn't care less about you.

0:55:19 > 0:55:21SHE LAUGHS

0:55:23 > 0:55:24So...

0:55:24 > 0:55:26Does this mean that we're an item, then?

0:55:28 > 0:55:29Yeah,

0:55:29 > 0:55:31I suppose it does.

0:55:41 > 0:55:44Sorry, I thought there was someone there.

0:55:44 > 0:55:45And was there?

0:55:47 > 0:55:49Are you all right?

0:55:52 > 0:55:54I don't want anyone to see us...

0:55:55 > 0:55:58Not till I'm ready to tell people. I just...

0:55:58 > 0:56:02- I need to get my head round it first.- That's fine.

0:56:02 > 0:56:05- You sure?- Yeah, there's no rush. It can be our little secret.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27I've been a right numpty, haven't I?

0:57:06 > 0:57:09One of the guys that got picked up this morning,

0:57:09 > 0:57:11he's my alarm man, I need him.

0:57:11 > 0:57:13So why don't you stop polishing your badges

0:57:13 > 0:57:15and fulfil your side of the deal?

0:57:15 > 0:57:18He's admitted to handling stolen goods. Charge him and release him.

0:57:18 > 0:57:21Give me a bit longer, I think he might be connected to Lenny Murdoch.

0:57:21 > 0:57:24What about this don't you understand, DC Cooper?

0:57:24 > 0:57:25A robbery's in progress, I need back-up.

0:57:25 > 0:57:27You shouldn't be out without back-up.

0:57:27 > 0:57:29Well, I'm here and I can see what's happening.

0:57:29 > 0:57:31Listen to me, get out of there.

0:57:31 > 0:57:32Get out of there now!

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