18/12/2012

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0:00:21 > 0:00:22What's happened to you?

0:00:22 > 0:00:24What do you mean? What does it look like?

0:00:24 > 0:00:27It looks like a Belisha beacon! What have you done to her?

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Just a bit of fake tan.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31I don't believe it.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34- Let me try and delete them. - Leave them as they are.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35I want it taken off!

0:00:35 > 0:00:38We'll need the messages as evidence.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39You went to the police!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42To tell them about Mark Vincent, it's him they want.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46You must really hate me, even more than you love your own son.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50One of the people you put out of their homes is my grandson.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54So unless you're willing to accept Mr Henderson's very reasonable offer,

0:00:54 > 0:00:55I'm not likely to forget that.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05And one, two, three, turn.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Turn!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11You guys are up early, eh?

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Aye, well, it's a big day, isn't it?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17And, Madonna, two, two, three, curtsey.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Oh, that was lovely, darling.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20What are you saying that for?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Well, just because...

0:01:22 > 0:01:26There's nae point in patronising her, Gina. It's a serious competition.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30- But she's allowed to have some fun. - Aye, well, it'll no' be fun when she's up there embarrassing herself

0:01:30 > 0:01:32in front of all the other weans, will it?

0:01:32 > 0:01:33No, it won't.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Exactly. Right, one, two, three,

0:01:36 > 0:01:39turn. Do it again.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42And two, two, three. Curtsey!

0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Big smile.- I'll go make us some breakfast, shall I?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Again. One, two, three, turn.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Right, folks, big day.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Two, two, three...

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Has anybody seen...?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- I looked it out last night. Where is it?- Two, two, three.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Folk in this place!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Come on, then. Are we ready?

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Eh? Madonna, darling, gonnae just put a wee bit more effort into it?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12HE SIGHS

0:02:12 > 0:02:15I said we'd meet Raymond at eight o'clock at the flat.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Remember you've got to smile. Come here.- Scarlett, will you come on?

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Aye, Jimmy, I know.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- It doesnae take two of us to pick up a set of keys.- I know, but...

0:02:22 > 0:02:26- I'll sort her out here and then I'll come and help you, all right?- I just thought the pair of us could...

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Darling, open up.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31I told you to brush your teeth earlier. Away and go and brush them!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33And use Mummy's special toothpaste!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I want to see your nice big white smile!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- What?!- Nothing.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42I'll not be long.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Dress.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18All right! The wanderers return!

0:03:18 > 0:03:22I'll get some boxes in and then me and Scarlett are...

0:03:26 > 0:03:27What the hell?

0:03:30 > 0:03:31What's happened?

0:03:31 > 0:03:35Vincent. He's done the same to Molly's.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37His boys were fixing them up and, well...

0:03:39 > 0:03:40We're due to move in today.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44- I promised Madonna we'd be in for Christmas.- I know, I'm sorry, Jim.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Look, it's not my fault that Vincent's boys wrecked the place.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50If I'd the money to fix it, I would.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- But at the moment...- So...what?

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Well, could you speak to Gina?

0:03:56 > 0:03:57See if you could stay a bit longer?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03No, I'll fix it. I'll sort it myself.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Come on, Jimmy.- No, I made a promise and I'm keeping it.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09The Mullens are moving back in.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Today!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16HE SIGHS

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Oh, Madonna, which box did you say you put them in?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Honest... Put something down for one minute...

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Scarlett, do you think you...?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29What's happened here?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Gina, did you move Madonna's angel wings?

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- What? Why would I?- Well, why would anybody move anything?!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Calm down, they're going to be here somewhere.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Gina, don't tell me to calm down. Half her costume's missing!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Right. Maybe I'll just let you get on with it, eh?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Scarlett, you're not going to believe this...

0:04:45 > 0:04:48What's going on? I thought you were gonnae get packed and ready.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50You're not going to believe the morning I've had.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Madam's in there in one of her moods, half her costume's missing,

0:04:53 > 0:04:55and Gina's no' been any help.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00The flat is wrecked.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Vincent and his mob, they've torn it apart.

0:05:02 > 0:05:07It's like nobody realises I'm running ragged here trying to sort everything out.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- We're going to have to fix it. - You're no' kidding!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Now, look, you could maybe get in touch with that builder boy.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16What's his name? I'll check the wiring and the plumbing.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18You can maybe nick out and get some new shelves

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- and paint them, and get cracking on the... - Whoa, whoa. Paint and shelves?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- What are you talking about, Jimmy? - The flat, they've done a number on it!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Aye, well, get Raymond to help you. He's the landlord.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29We do it or it doesnae happen.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32And how we're going to pay for it, I don't know.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I think we might have to dip into our Christmas money.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Who put them in there?!

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Are you listening to me? We're gonnae have to sort it!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Aye, all right, I'll give the builders a call frae across the street.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48You'll get the paint an' all?

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- I'll sort that an' all.- Right, I'll see you back at the flat. - Right. Madonna, we need to go!

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Where are you going?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Where we should have been ten minutes ago -

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- at the salon getting her hair and make-up done.- Scarlett...! - See you at 12!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Yeah, OK, that's you booked in for half past four wi' Robbie.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07OK, thanks. Bye.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12I'll take your jacket off in a minute. Where is he?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Right, I'm here! Don't panic!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I'm really sorry, I'm going to need to get somebody else to sort you out -

0:06:19 > 0:06:21I've got a beauty emergency to deal wi'.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Sonia, hen!- Come on, hurry up, you.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Hey, I've got it under control.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27I was having a wee think

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- about what I could do... - I want her to look like this.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31You've got an hour so get cracking.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33What else have I forgotten? Oh, aye.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Eye drops. Make your eyes all sparkly, eh?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38And you behave for Robbie.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Where are you going? - Nae fizzy drinks.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43If she gets thirsty, give her a drink of water.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I'm not wanting her teeth all stained. I'll be a minute.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Robbie, you're gonnae have to talk to her. She's going mental.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Lighten up. It's just a wee bit of a laugh, that's all.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Right, you, come on, sit up here.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Right, I've deleted it, it's fine.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06I don't understand. Why are they doing this?

0:07:06 > 0:07:07I didn't do anything!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09It's OK. We're fixing it.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12How? We've spent a whole night taking pages down

0:07:12 > 0:07:14and we're still finding stuff.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19It's gonnae be fine. I'm here, I'm gonnae help you.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20I know.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Thanks.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Well, who else is going to help you?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Bob? I bet he can't even find the on switch.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33I appreciate it.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38And I'm sorry I didn't tell you about me and Alice.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44It's fine. You're my friend,

0:07:44 > 0:07:45no matter what.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Now, come on, we've sat in this room all night.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Let's go get a coffee or something. - I don't know.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Outside, it's like...

0:07:54 > 0:07:56I can feel everyone staring at me and thinking...

0:07:56 > 0:07:59No-one's thinking anything.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Come on, me and you, we're going out there together.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh, hold on, wait a minute.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13RADIO PLAYS

0:08:17 > 0:08:19What time do you call this?

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Sorry.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24You gonnae give us a hand with this?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29You look knackered. If the pills are keeping you up at night,

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- why don't you talk to Miriam about it?- It's not the pills.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Well, why don't you just go back to bed?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36We're no' due at the clinic till 12 o'clock.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38I'm fine.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43All right, well, I thought we could maybe go out for dinner tonight.

0:08:43 > 0:08:48You know, just the two of us. We might have something to celebrate later on.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Aye. Well, we'll see, eh?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57What are you like?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I can read you like a book.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03You've got nothing to worry about.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08I've got a really good feeling about today.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Aye.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Right, I'm away to do my shopping.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19And nae peeking at your presents while I'm out.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- See you later.- See you.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26FRONT DOOR SHUTS

0:09:28 > 0:09:29SWITCHES RADIO OFF

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Well, she was, she just had to nip out.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55I don't know if she called him.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Oh, wait a minute, here she is.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Ma, Ma, it's Jimmy. - SHE MOUTHS

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I'm sorry, Jimmy. Sorry, it was my mistake.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Aye. No, I promise I'll tell her as soon as I see her.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Aye, as soon as she gets in. Right. OK. Bye.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14What is all this about the flat being trashed?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Where's Madonna? Have you no' started yet?

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Jimmy says you need to phone the builders and he says he needs the stuff by this afternoon.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24She's in the wee lassies' room.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Robbie! I don't have time for this. Come on.- Ma.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Ma! Jimmy's counting on you. So he's phoned the furniture movers...

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Can you not see I've got my hands full?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Fine. Tell that to Jimmy, then.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Tell him you'll help him tomorrow or something. Don't leave him there on his own.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40The whole world doesn't stop cos Jimmy's got a bit of work to do.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43If Jimmy wants, he can pick up a bit of paint

0:10:43 > 0:10:45and he can sort out the builders himself.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Ma! I'm not gonnae play piggy in the middle. Can the pair of youse not just...?

0:10:49 > 0:10:50End of!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Madonna, darling,

0:10:52 > 0:10:54come on out the toilet.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Missed a bit.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17All right, stranger? And where have you been hiding lately?

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- Nowhere. Just getting ready for Christmas and that. The usual.- And what about wee Bob?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24I've not seen him in ages either.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25Aye, he's fine.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Really?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Look, if you're not in a rush, we could grab a coffee or something.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Oh, I cannae.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36I've got an appointment at the clinic later on to find out...

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Right. Well, listen, good luck.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Cheers, Gabriel.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Good luck? What's that for?

0:11:44 > 0:11:47I was just saying that Scarlett and Jimmy are moving in,

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- so...fingers crossed, eh? - You've not heard, then?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Heard what?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Jimmy was here earlier. Apparently, the place is a tip.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Sounds like Raymond's totally done them over.- What's that?

0:11:58 > 0:12:02The flat. Complete mess by all accounts. Absolutely trashed.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Well, I don't know what they were expecting, the way Raymond's been recently.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09You must be livid, what with all that work you've got to do.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Well, I feel for them, but I'll not be able to help. Not at my age.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14No, I meant your place.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16What do you mean, my place?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Jimmy thinks it's even worse.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Really?

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Well, at least they won't be wondering where you're off to. See you later.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38What about if you curl that a bit more under there?

0:12:38 > 0:12:39I tell you what -

0:12:39 > 0:12:42how about you go down the stair and get me more of that glitter spray?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Of course, darling.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Before I break your neck.

0:12:47 > 0:12:52Here, you, what's all this I hear about my flat being trashed?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Aye, I know, I've just been speaking to Jimmy.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Well, I am not moving.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58I am not staying in a dump.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01If he doesnae fix my place up, I'm staying put at Deek's.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Well, you will be staying put, then, if your place is anything like ours.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Jimmy's up to his eyes in it over there.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10What's all this?

0:13:10 > 0:13:14What does it look like? We are off to the pageant.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Oh, I know that, I know that.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Oh, in the name of the wee man!

0:13:22 > 0:13:26If you ask me, it's all a bit weird dressing wee weans like that.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28It's no' right.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Exactly. And it's not just the kids.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33The mums get trussed up like sequined turkeys an' all.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37You would never have caught me entering a competition like that.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Quite right, Molly. I mean, it's beyond me

0:13:39 > 0:13:42why anybody would haul their whole family out to America like that.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45Wh-What's that?

0:13:45 > 0:13:46The wee lassie that wins it,

0:13:46 > 0:13:49she gets to take part in one of the big American competitions.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52The whole family get to go. I think it's in Atlanta or something like that, isn't it?

0:13:52 > 0:13:57Um... What constitutes, like, a family?

0:13:57 > 0:14:01I don't know - Mum, Dad, Granny, Granda, whatever.

0:14:01 > 0:14:02I mean, it's up to six people.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Aye, well, uh-huh.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I suppose, I mean, I mean...

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Obviously, I mean, it's all legitimate.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Gran, what about Madonna?

0:14:13 > 0:14:17I'm sure Scarlett's got to know what's best for her own wee lassie!

0:14:17 > 0:14:21And, I mean, the least we can do is to back her up.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Aye, I know but... - What are you standing there for?

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Come on! She's got a pageant to go to.- Gran!

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I've not got time.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- All right, Molly? - I've not got the time.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Your ma here?- She's down the stairs.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Look, I'm gonnae pop out and get that milk.- What milk?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47What do you make of this, Jimmy? Something else, eh?

0:14:49 > 0:14:51We're no' ready yet - somebody's been taking his time.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53You'll have to wait another half-hour.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- What? - For youse to take us into the town.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00You're kidding? What's the hold-up? I've been running about daft all day

0:15:00 > 0:15:03trying to get started and I've not heard a word from you.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05I've been up to my eyes in it in here all day.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09Have you seen the state of it? I need your help, instead of nonsense about getting dressed up.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13Don't give me that, Jimmy. It was you that said she had something.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15You just don't get it, do you?

0:15:15 > 0:15:17This is our home we're talking about!

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Well, you tell her that. Because this could change her life, Jimmy.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25- It's just a stupid kids' parade. - There's nothing stupid about it!

0:15:25 > 0:15:27It's a proper competition, and for your information,

0:15:27 > 0:15:30it's not just about the weans, it's about the women an' all.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Oh, so we're going to have you walking up and down singing songs, an' all?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36This is the most important thing in the world to her.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40And if you'd stop banging on about DIY and listen to me,

0:15:40 > 0:15:42you'd know about this, Jimmy!

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Robbie, I need to go out.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49I'm the one who's holding this together whilst you're getting dressed up and gallivanting about.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50I'm no' having it!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Scarlett!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Mum? What you doing?

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Did you get things sorted with Jimmy?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Och, it disnae matter. Jimmy does what he always does.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Never listens to a word I tell him.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16So you're leaving him to do the flat on his own?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Will folk stop going on about this flat?!

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Here, what is the money for?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Something important!

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Kelly, gonnae please just keep this to yourself?

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Mum!

0:16:42 > 0:16:46I don't believe it. They're writing about us on a blog now.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Maybe we should take a break?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57It's not even pictures of me.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Look, we'll do something else. We could go shopping.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03It's like they're trying to destroy my whole life,

0:17:03 > 0:17:05and there's nothing I can do.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07All right?

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Heya.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12What?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14There's more stuff gone up online.

0:17:14 > 0:17:19- I told you - just ignore it.- And what's that going to do, exactly?

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Well, why get upset when there's nothing that she can do?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25If they think then they're getting to you, then they're just going to keep coming back.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Easy for you to say, hidden away in your garage.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Nicole!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32She didn't mean it like that.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Sorry.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- I'm just tired.- Yeah, well...

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Look, I can't make lunch.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Bob's off again and I need to look after the garage.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Not even half an hour?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45I can't. But I will see you later, right?

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Yeah, OK.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Must be tough, being a girl working in a garage.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Tough for you too.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00How do you mean?

0:18:01 > 0:18:02Well...

0:18:04 > 0:18:09..if it was me, and I was getting all the grief you're getting,

0:18:09 > 0:18:11then I'd hope that my girlfriend would find the time

0:18:11 > 0:18:13to be a bit more supportive.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Well...she's busy. They've got a lot on.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Yeah. Yeah, of course.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Do you fancy some cake?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Ten minutes, she said. That's been an hour and a half.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Sometimes Scarlett can be a right...

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Your mummy thinks I'm stitched up the back, doesn't she?

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Where have you been?- Oh, don't you start. It's murder up that town.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Up town? What you doing going...?

0:18:43 > 0:18:47Like I've got nothing better to be doing than be standing here babysitting!

0:18:47 > 0:18:48- Nae offence, hen.- Aye, whatever.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Right...

0:18:51 > 0:18:53- ..what do you reckon?- For what?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56For the Glamorous Mammy competition! They do it at the pageant.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Just for a laugh, I'm thinking of entering.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Listen, I need you to do me a favour.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13ALERT CHIMES

0:19:18 > 0:19:19FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Right, you, I need your help.

0:19:22 > 0:19:27Listen, which one of these boxes did I put my special party frocks in?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29I don't know.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Oh, it's like living in the Blitz.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36MOBILE PHONE CHIMES

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Is this a picture of you?

0:19:49 > 0:19:50In the bare scud?

0:19:52 > 0:19:56- Give me that!- Why are you sending folk this kind of thing?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58I never sent it! Just give me it!

0:19:58 > 0:20:01I will not. What are you thinking?

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Give me it, you stupid old cow!

0:20:02 > 0:20:05BUTTONS BEEP

0:20:07 > 0:20:09What's got into you?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Just...shut up.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Just leave me alone!

0:20:20 > 0:20:21- Robbie!- Hiya.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Listen, do you have a minute? - No. I've just had to cancel my lunch wi' him.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27- I'm booked solid all the way through.- Right.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31- I'm about later, though. Unless it's something urgent? - No. No, of course not.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Right, so I'll see you later.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Christina, you OK?

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Yeah, I'm fine. I just...

0:20:40 > 0:20:42You want to tell me what's going on?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47It's these messages and pictures someone's been sending me.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Who?

0:20:49 > 0:20:51I don't know.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Sending you like how?

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Email, Facebook, text -

0:20:56 > 0:20:58everything.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59What, like, some kind of joke?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Does this look like a joke to you?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08How many?

0:21:08 > 0:21:1010, 20 a day.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13And they post stuff on my friends' pages as well.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14As soon as I delete them, more just go up.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- OK, well, you need to stop deleting them.- But I...

0:21:17 > 0:21:20From now on, you need to start saving them as evidence.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22I can't, they're too horrible.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25And you need to start thinking about making an official complaint.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26This is harassment.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Also, Christina, in cases like these,

0:21:30 > 0:21:33it's usually someone the victim knows.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- So maybe you should think who, or... - You know what? I'm being stupid.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39- Just forget I said anything, OK? - Christina, you really should...

0:21:39 > 0:21:41No, just forget what I said!

0:21:41 > 0:21:46To hell with Christmas. That stuff was supposed to be here today.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Want me to send somebody over? Sort it, then.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52Lenny, we need a cab!

0:21:52 > 0:21:53What you come as?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57I'm taking wee Madonna to her pageant and we're running late.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Can you no' help us?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01It's all she talks about. Look at her wee face!

0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Are you're gonnae break her heart? - Fine. Jim, forget your pick-up, eh?

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Take these two ladies into town.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Thanks, Lenny. You're a lifesaver. Come on.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Hold on! Hold on!

0:22:13 > 0:22:14Wait! Wait!

0:22:14 > 0:22:16- Oh, my God, there's two of them. - Wait, wait!

0:22:16 > 0:22:18What the hell are you doing here?

0:22:18 > 0:22:21What do you think? I'm supporting my wee granddaughter.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Oh, there we go.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Wish us luck!

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Wish us luck!

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Wish us luck!

0:22:42 > 0:22:45SHE SINGS TO HERSELF

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- You all right?- You look happy.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Yeah, I am. Do you need something fixing?

0:22:52 > 0:22:54No. Nothing like that.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56How's it going with you and Christina?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Yeah, good.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01She told me about all the hassle she's been getting online.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Stupid.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Stupid? She seems pretty upset about it to me.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09No, not her. Just the fact that she's letting it get to her.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11I told her how, with things like these,

0:23:11 > 0:23:13chances are she knows the person,

0:23:13 > 0:23:15or it's someone she's just met.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- What, me? Why would you...? - No, that's not what I meant.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20She's my girlfriend!

0:23:20 > 0:23:22And she's out of her mind with worry.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Look, Alice, you've got to be careful.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30Nobody knows you round here, not really.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32You don't want fingers to start pointing.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Why, cos we're two girls?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36No, that's not what I mean either.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40What I do mean is, you've got to start looking out for yourself.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Look, I know it's not romantic, but all this?

0:23:44 > 0:23:45This is about keeping you safe.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Nobody needs to know who you are or why you're here.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Including Christina.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03This is it!

0:24:04 > 0:24:08- MOLLY CHUCKLES - Oh, dear.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Oh, it's no' exactly Vegas, is it?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Right, you go and get her ready or we'll miss the first round.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19- I'll go and get us registered. - Right, OK, hen.

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Come on, hen.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Excuse me.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34I'm here for the competition.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36You don't say. Name?

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Scarlett Mullen.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41I take it you do have a daughter?

0:24:41 > 0:24:45What? Oh, aye, of course. She's wi' her granny.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Three of you. Marvellous.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Well, the first round will start shortly. Changing through there.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Hair and make-up in the bathrooms.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55And if you are using glitter spray then please clean up after yourself.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58we don't want another Cumbernauld on our hands.

0:24:58 > 0:25:03Er... About the Little Miss Christmas Mammy competition?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05I'm afraid the entries have closed.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Aw, surely you can slip me on that list?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Do you know how much organisation...?

0:25:10 > 0:25:13- Me and Keith here cannae just drop everything...- Listen, you.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16I've been up since six this morning getting ready to come down here.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20I've spent over 200 quid on this get-up and I want folk to see it.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Now, I can stand here all day or you can stick me on that list.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Which is it gonnae be?

0:25:28 > 0:25:33Keith, get me a Christmas Mums registration form?

0:25:33 > 0:25:36That'll be £200, please.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Plus another 50 for late registration.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Fine.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42- Scarlett, come on!- What?

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- She's just about to go on the stage! - What?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46The first round!

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Count it. It's all there.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Do you think they'll be much longer?

0:26:07 > 0:26:09What?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11No.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19It is going to be all right, isn't it?

0:26:19 > 0:26:21No matter what way it works out?

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Aye. Aye, course it is.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33You know, part of me just wants to run out the door

0:26:33 > 0:26:36and not even wait for what they have to say, do you know what I mean?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Oh, hey.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04- I reckoned you'd be up to your neck in it over here so I brought you some lunch.- Cheers.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06So how's it going?

0:27:06 > 0:27:10Slowly. Mind you, it would be faster if my wife was here.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Aye, Robbie told me about you and Ma.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Nae sense in that woman sometimes.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Still going on about that stupid show.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19You do know she's gone down there anyway?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Aye, there's a shock(!)

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Anyway, well, I'm here now, so how can I help?

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Er...

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Well, you could maybe nip out and get some bits and pieces, eh?

0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Aye.- I've made a list here.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35- There we are.- Right. - I'll give you the card.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37- You remember the PIN number?- Aye.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40I've told your ma we've had to dip into our Christmas money.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Right, cool. Nae worries, I'll get this.

0:27:50 > 0:27:56# It's the most wonderful time of the year

0:27:56 > 0:27:57# Ding, dong, ding dong

0:27:57 > 0:27:59# With the kids jingle belling

0:27:59 > 0:28:04# And everyone telling you be of good cheer

0:28:04 > 0:28:09# It's the most wonderful time of the year

0:28:09 > 0:28:11# Ding, dong, ding, dong

0:28:11 > 0:28:16# It's the ha-happiest season of all... #

0:28:16 > 0:28:21Which concludes the Divine Dreams Of Christmas round of the competition.

0:28:21 > 0:28:25A big thank you to our sponsors, The Card Gallery of Milngavie.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29We're going to take a quick break now,

0:28:29 > 0:28:32but we'll be back with A Night At The Nutcracker Round.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Lights up, please.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Mums, this is your 15-minute call.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53Calm down, Scarlett. You're doing fine.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55Aaah!

0:28:57 > 0:29:00Scarlett, Scarlett, look at that.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02It's like Shirley Temple back from the dead.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05Will you give it a rest? Where's Madonna?

0:29:05 > 0:29:08I left her in the toilet. Listen, have you got the wings for...?

0:29:08 > 0:29:10Sssh! I'm no' wanting folk knowing what her costume is.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13What are you doing letting her go to the toilet by herself?

0:29:13 > 0:29:15Go and check on her!

0:29:15 > 0:29:17All right, all right, keep the heid, keep the heid!

0:29:36 > 0:29:39Are you in for the Glamorous Mum competition?

0:29:39 > 0:29:42Oh, well, people do rather expect it of us.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46I wasnae sure whether to enter myself.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48Oh, no, really, no, you mustn't be put off.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50- Oh.- I mean...

0:29:50 > 0:29:52competitions aren't just about the winners.

0:30:20 > 0:30:21Right.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33You really think you should be touching the electrics?

0:30:33 > 0:30:36Will you stop worrying? It'll be fine.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39They must have been just about finished when they...

0:30:42 > 0:30:43See? No big deal.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Jimmy!

0:30:48 > 0:30:52- I'll fix it.- Aye, I know, but you've still got half the house to do.

0:30:52 > 0:30:56And then you've got to clean it and tidy it before you call the movers.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59- And then you've got to... - It's Christmas. It's a time to be

0:30:59 > 0:31:04in your own home with your own family. It's just a shame that some other folk dinnae realise that.

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Aye, but you know what my ma's like.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08She's been talking about nothing else for weeks.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11She could be homeless and she'd still not give up on going today.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Hopefully it's not going to come to that.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16Starting with me getting some sparking supplies.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18- Have you still got that card? - What, now?

0:31:18 > 0:31:20Not unless you want to eat your dinner in the dark.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33There you are! I thought we were going Christmas shopping?

0:31:33 > 0:31:37Oh, no, I...didn't feel like it.

0:31:37 > 0:31:38You OK?

0:31:40 > 0:31:42Don't tell us there's been more.

0:31:42 > 0:31:46I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry, I just...

0:31:46 > 0:31:49I just need to think about something else.

0:31:49 > 0:31:53That's fine. Let's go to the pictures. That'll take your mind off it.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55I don't know.

0:31:55 > 0:31:59You two been in here all day? All right for some.

0:31:59 > 0:32:03Actually we were just thinking about going to the pictures.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06I was going to see if you wanted to get some food.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Don't let me interrupt. I'll see you tomorrow.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14So what do you fancy? We can either order here,

0:32:14 > 0:32:15or we can go over to The Ship?

0:32:17 > 0:32:20Actually...I've kind of got this family thing going on tonight.

0:32:20 > 0:32:24Well, I can't stay out, but maybe I could come to your party.

0:32:24 > 0:32:25We can talk.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28Like I said, it's kind of a family thing.

0:32:28 > 0:32:29I have to go.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31- But... - I'll see you tomorrow.

0:32:37 > 0:32:38Stella...

0:32:42 > 0:32:43Do you want to sit down?

0:32:45 > 0:32:47I really thought I was.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49I was sure it was going to work this time, Bob.

0:32:49 > 0:32:54We'll... We'll try again.

0:32:54 > 0:32:59They say you know inside. And I was convinced that I did.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01I really thought I knew it.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05It'll be all right.

0:33:13 > 0:33:14Aye, that's great.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22What do you mean it's not gone through? It must be some mistake.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24- Jimmy.- Just a second.

0:33:24 > 0:33:28Jimmy, it isn't a mistake. There's no money in there.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30What you talking about? That's our savings account.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32You've just used it.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35Actually, I didnae. I tried to, but it was empty.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37So I used my own money.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Sorry, listen, I'll call you back.

0:33:40 > 0:33:44What do you mean? There was £500 in that account.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Where's it gone?

0:33:47 > 0:33:51Scarlett? That stupid thing with Madonna?

0:33:51 > 0:33:54- I promised I wouldnae say anything. - Oh, I'm sure you did!

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Covering up for her just like all the rest of them.

0:33:57 > 0:34:01Egging her on. Cos it's all just one big laugh, isn't it?!

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Jimmy, that's not what I was...

0:34:03 > 0:34:04DOOR SLAMS

0:34:06 > 0:34:08I was just trying to help.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15APPLAUSE

0:34:19 > 0:34:23Please put your hands together once more for young Britney.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26A beautiful rendition of I Dreamed A Dream.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28She wasnae that good.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33Thanks so much, everyone, for all your support.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42Don't let Britney's talent intimidate you.

0:34:42 > 0:34:43Oh, we'll try not tae.

0:34:45 > 0:34:49OK. You've done really good up to now. Now it's down to this.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52You need to go on there and you need to sing,

0:34:52 > 0:34:55show them what a great singer you are. Just like we practised.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58Madonna. Here we go! On you go.

0:34:58 > 0:35:04Right, next up we have a new entrant, Madonna Mullen.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06APPLAUSE

0:35:14 > 0:35:16# Silent night

0:35:16 > 0:35:19# Holy night

0:35:19 > 0:35:25# All is calm, all is bright

0:35:25 > 0:35:30# Round yon virgin mother and child

0:35:30 > 0:35:33# Sleep in heavenly... #

0:35:38 > 0:35:40Come on. You know this.

0:35:41 > 0:35:42Peace!

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Madonna Mullen, everyone.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49Ladies and gents, here is the proud mum.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53Say a few words, Mrs Mullen.

0:35:53 > 0:35:57We don't want to take the limelight away from our little beauties.

0:35:57 > 0:36:01Eh... Hello, everybody.

0:36:16 > 0:36:17One hundred and...

0:36:20 > 0:36:21Right.

0:36:24 > 0:36:30- Say something! - My name's Scarlett, Madonna's mammy.

0:36:30 > 0:36:34I hope you'll agree, she's done really well today.

0:36:34 > 0:36:35Like all the wee lassies here.

0:36:38 > 0:36:40Tell them about yourself.

0:36:40 > 0:36:46Er...we're a big family. Madonna's my youngest.

0:36:46 > 0:36:50And, er...

0:36:50 > 0:36:52She's not had it easy over the past couple of years.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Cos she's, er...

0:36:54 > 0:36:59I've not been well and she's had to support me.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02The thing with having cancer....

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Aye, it's not been easy for her, and she's been really brave.

0:37:10 > 0:37:14My whole family's been brave. Braver than I could ever be.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18And they all got me through it.

0:37:23 > 0:37:30Aye, anyway, I'm not saying that's why I think Madonna should win this,

0:37:30 > 0:37:36all I'm saying is.....I just want you all to know,

0:37:36 > 0:37:42that she's the bravest wee lassie that I've ever met.

0:37:42 > 0:37:47And...I just want her to be happy.

0:37:55 > 0:37:56APPLAUSE

0:38:09 > 0:38:12Jimmy!

0:38:15 > 0:38:18Jimmy! Jimmy, wait!

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Jimmy!

0:38:21 > 0:38:23What did you think?

0:38:24 > 0:38:27What did I think? Are you out your mind?

0:38:27 > 0:38:29I know she wasnae perfect,

0:38:29 > 0:38:31but she was brilliant in all the other rounds.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34She put her heart into it. I'm so proud of her.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37Still pretending it's about her, eh?

0:38:38 > 0:38:39But it was.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43That, in there, what you said in front of everyone...

0:38:45 > 0:38:48..telling them everything that had happened.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51I'm sorry, Jimmy. It wasn't how it sounded.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53- Really?- Aye!

0:38:53 > 0:38:57To me it sounded like a woman who'd sold out to get her own way.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00You know, it would mean the world to me

0:39:00 > 0:39:03to see Madonna up there singing her heart out.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05Darlin', that's all I was doing.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07Aye, right!

0:39:08 > 0:39:12Jimmy! Jimmy, come back.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18I'm sure we can all agree

0:39:18 > 0:39:22what a wonderful job these young ladies have done up here today.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24We've seen them sing. We've seen them dance.

0:39:24 > 0:39:28We've seen them transform themselves.

0:39:28 > 0:39:29Come on, then.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32But in the end, there can only be one winner.

0:39:32 > 0:39:37Which is why this year's

0:39:37 > 0:39:43Little Miss Christmas Pageantess 2012 is...

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Madonna Mullen!

0:39:47 > 0:39:49APPLAUSE

0:39:55 > 0:39:59Oh! I don't know what to say. Thank you!

0:39:59 > 0:40:02And where is the very brave Mrs Mullen that's...

0:40:02 > 0:40:06- Madonna, come on, darlin'. - Excuse me. Is there a problem?

0:40:06 > 0:40:10- Jimmy, what you doing? - You're damn right there's a problem.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Jimmy. What's gotten into you?

0:40:12 > 0:40:14Sir, this is a Little Miss Christmas...

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Aye? Well, you can shove it!

0:40:18 > 0:40:20COLLECTIVE GASP OF HORROR

0:40:22 > 0:40:26Ladies and gentlemen, please bear with us.

0:40:26 > 0:40:27We've a wee technical issue.

0:40:33 > 0:40:37Are you OK, Britney? I really enjoyed your singing.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39I don't think we need to be patronised by the likes of you.

0:40:39 > 0:40:43She embarrassed herself in front of all those children in there.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46She hardly embarrassed herself. She was great!

0:40:46 > 0:40:51Oh! I wondered how long it would take you to gloat.

0:40:51 > 0:40:52I wasnae gloating...

0:40:52 > 0:40:56But who needs talent these days when you can have a cancer sob story?

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Some people will make up anything to win.

0:40:58 > 0:41:02You don't know what you're saying. I could have lost everything.

0:41:02 > 0:41:07Of course you could. But instead here you are, winning competitions.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09Well done.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12Is that what you think?

0:41:12 > 0:41:14You think I'd do that just to win?

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Are you telling me you wouldn't?

0:41:16 > 0:41:22What was I thinking? Bringing wee Madonna into all this.

0:41:22 > 0:41:26With folk like you who'll sink to any depths! You're disgusting.

0:41:26 > 0:41:30Don't try and pretend you're any different from the rest of us.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32I saw you in there.

0:41:32 > 0:41:36Oh! We won. What's wrang with you? We won!

0:41:36 > 0:41:39Aye, well. You know what? We don't want it.

0:41:39 > 0:41:43We won for all the wrang reasons.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45What are you talking about? Of course we want it!

0:41:45 > 0:41:46Mummy!

0:41:51 > 0:41:55- Darling, you don't really want that trophy, do you?- No.

0:41:57 > 0:42:00Well, then, you can all shove it.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06Jimmy, darlin', I'm really sorry.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08I don't know what I was thinking.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12I've been so stupid.

0:42:12 > 0:42:13I'm really sorry.

0:42:15 > 0:42:19Madonna, darlin', Mummy's been so stupid.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29Come on, you two. We're going.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Is that your consolation prize?

0:42:44 > 0:42:50You really need this, don't you? Here - HAVE IT!

0:42:55 > 0:42:57I don't believe it. Keith!

0:43:09 > 0:43:10It was weird.

0:43:11 > 0:43:16Going in I could tell Stella was sure,

0:43:16 > 0:43:19she was so sure,

0:43:19 > 0:43:21that we were going to get good news.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25That the doctor was going to tell us

0:43:25 > 0:43:28something that would change our lives forever...

0:43:30 > 0:43:33and make everything all right.

0:43:36 > 0:43:37And do you know what I was thinking?

0:43:40 > 0:43:44I was trying to remember if I'd put money in the parking meter.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50How crazy's that?

0:43:53 > 0:43:58It takes time for any long-term medication to find a balance

0:43:58 > 0:44:01with your body. The pills will work.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05This is it though, isn't it? It's not going to change.

0:44:10 > 0:44:12I just have to get used to it.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14Trust me, things will get better.

0:44:14 > 0:44:18The worst thing you can do is take yourself off the medication now.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22Have you spoken to Stella?

0:44:24 > 0:44:29Nah. After everything else she's been going through,

0:44:29 > 0:44:32she doesn't need this to worry about.

0:44:32 > 0:44:37Bob, you're her husband. If it was me, I'd want to know.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41Speak to her.

0:44:43 > 0:44:44Please.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49I was wondering, could you give this to Kelly-Marie for me?

0:44:49 > 0:44:52Sorry, but I said to her I wasn't going to be able to make it tonight.

0:44:52 > 0:44:54Could you not give it to her yourself?

0:44:56 > 0:45:00Aye, I just wanted to find out how you'd got on today.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06God, Stella, I'm sorry.

0:45:06 > 0:45:08No, it's fine. They were dead good with us.

0:45:10 > 0:45:13Right. And what about Bob?

0:45:14 > 0:45:16Aye, he was great.

0:45:18 > 0:45:22I just...sat there thinking about how I'd let him down.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25Come on. He would never say that.

0:45:25 > 0:45:30Course not. But I could tell. He could hardly look at me.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32Stella, you're just going to need to give it time.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34That's what everybody keeps saying,

0:45:34 > 0:45:37but it doesn't make it any easier, does it?

0:45:37 > 0:45:40As if they'd just sit there and wait for it to happen.

0:45:42 > 0:45:44I'm just saying, you need to be grateful.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48With Bob about, you know,

0:45:48 > 0:45:50that'll get you through, no matter what happens.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53There you go again, acting as if it's not going to happen. It is.

0:45:53 > 0:45:56I'm just saying, even if it doesnae...

0:45:56 > 0:45:58It's going to happen.

0:45:59 > 0:46:02I don't care what anybody says. We're going to fight fae this.

0:46:02 > 0:46:03I get it, Stella.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06No, you don't. I know you're trying, but you don't.

0:46:06 > 0:46:09The only ones that understaun' what this feels like are me and Bob.

0:46:09 > 0:46:11That is because it means everything tae us.

0:46:16 > 0:46:19So tell Jimmy and Scarlett I was asking for them.

0:46:19 > 0:46:20I'll catch you later.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22Aye, see you later, mate.

0:46:26 > 0:46:27You all right?

0:46:27 > 0:46:29Aye. I'm fine.

0:46:41 > 0:46:44Gina, I'm worried about leaving wee Madonna on her own.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46Ach, away, she's fine.

0:46:46 > 0:46:48She's as happy as Larry watching telly in her room.

0:46:49 > 0:46:52Let youse get on, then, eh?

0:46:52 > 0:46:54Aye.

0:47:13 > 0:47:14Jimmy...

0:47:17 > 0:47:21Jimmy, I'm so sorry about everything.

0:47:25 > 0:47:29I just wanted something nice to look forward to, you know.

0:47:30 > 0:47:36That wasnae me being sick, or skint or figuring out

0:47:36 > 0:47:39if we had enough money to put a turkey on the table.

0:47:39 > 0:47:43- Scarlett...- This is the first Christmas in three year

0:47:43 > 0:47:47when I've not been worried about whether it's going to be my last.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53I was looking at myself and thinking...

0:47:55 > 0:47:59"Look at the state of you. What you done with your life?"

0:48:01 > 0:48:03I know it's stupid.

0:48:08 > 0:48:11I just didn't want to be boring.

0:48:12 > 0:48:14Sweetheart, the one thing that naebody could ever say about you

0:48:14 > 0:48:16is that you're boring.

0:48:21 > 0:48:24You've got Madonna. You've got the family. You've got me.

0:48:28 > 0:48:32And you've got your house...albeit we dinnae stay there just now.

0:48:35 > 0:48:39But...I don't think we're doing too badly, do you?

0:48:40 > 0:48:41No.

0:48:42 > 0:48:45So come on.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11I tried my best. It's still a wee bit of a state.

0:49:11 > 0:49:13It'll be fine.

0:49:20 > 0:49:23These lights were working earlier on.

0:49:25 > 0:49:26Surprise!

0:49:26 > 0:49:28What the...?

0:49:28 > 0:49:29Do you like it?

0:49:31 > 0:49:33I... I don't know what to say.

0:49:33 > 0:49:34How did you...?

0:49:34 > 0:49:37Well, if I'd left it up to you two, nothing would have got done.

0:49:37 > 0:49:39Everybody did a bit.

0:49:39 > 0:49:40A bit?

0:49:40 > 0:49:42- Welcome home.- Darlin'.

0:49:46 > 0:49:48It's good to be back.

0:49:49 > 0:49:51We've got enough food to feed an army.

0:49:51 > 0:49:53You must be knackered with all that pageanting.

0:50:03 > 0:50:04You all right?

0:50:05 > 0:50:08Aye, I just...

0:50:11 > 0:50:14No, not really.

0:50:22 > 0:50:25Bob. Look at me.

0:50:31 > 0:50:35We're gonnae be all right. We cannae let this get us down.

0:50:38 > 0:50:40Stella...

0:50:40 > 0:50:43Look, we've had a crap day. We're disappointed.

0:50:43 > 0:50:47But sooner or later, we're gonnae get the news we're after.

0:50:51 > 0:50:52Aye.

0:50:52 > 0:50:54We will.

0:50:57 > 0:50:59It'll happen. I promise.

0:51:02 > 0:51:03I know.

0:51:05 > 0:51:06Right, come on.

0:51:09 > 0:51:14Stella. Look, I don't really feel up to this tonight.

0:51:14 > 0:51:16I cannae face the rest of them.

0:51:18 > 0:51:22All right, well, we'll just leave it. They're not going to miss us.

0:51:22 > 0:51:26No. No, there's no point in that.

0:51:26 > 0:51:28- You could be doing with a night out. - Aye, but...

0:51:28 > 0:51:33Really. Just tell them that I needed to sort something with work.

0:51:33 > 0:51:34Are you sure?

0:51:36 > 0:51:37Aye, I'm sure.

0:51:39 > 0:51:40OK.

0:51:58 > 0:52:02MUSIC AND LIGHT CHATTER

0:52:10 > 0:52:11All right?

0:52:11 > 0:52:14I've not seen you all week. School been keeping you busy?

0:52:14 > 0:52:16Something like that.

0:52:16 > 0:52:19Did you get all that school web-thingy sorted out?

0:52:19 > 0:52:23Bob. I don't want to think about school...or anything else.

0:52:23 > 0:52:24Fair enough.

0:52:24 > 0:52:27No Alice tonight? You havenae fallen out, have you?

0:52:27 > 0:52:29We don't have to do everything together.

0:52:29 > 0:52:32She's nice. I like her.

0:52:32 > 0:52:33Yeah.

0:52:33 > 0:52:36Listen, me and your mother were thinking,

0:52:36 > 0:52:38why don't you invite her over for Christmas?

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Well, it's better than her being on her own, isn't it?

0:52:40 > 0:52:43Uh... Yeah, I'll see.

0:52:43 > 0:52:47Right, well... Whatever you want, then.

0:52:48 > 0:52:49Bob?

0:52:50 > 0:52:51Thanks.

0:52:53 > 0:52:57- All righty? - All right, darlin'. Hiya!

0:53:02 > 0:53:07- You all right, Mammy? - What do you think?

0:53:07 > 0:53:09I've been at Gina's for an hour waiting for you two.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11And here you are throwing a party!

0:53:11 > 0:53:13We didn't know about it either, did we?

0:53:13 > 0:53:17Aye, right! Right, where's the glasses?

0:53:17 > 0:53:18Might as well drink this.

0:53:18 > 0:53:20You still trying to shift that?

0:53:20 > 0:53:23It's lovely mixed with a wee bit of ginger.

0:53:23 > 0:53:24Is that right?

0:53:24 > 0:53:26- Aye, go on, try some, son. - All right.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35Aye, well, it's an acquired taste!

0:53:35 > 0:53:38Right, I'd like to raise a special toast

0:53:38 > 0:53:41to a special Christmas mum.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43- Shut it, you.- To Scarlett!

0:53:43 > 0:53:44ALL: To Scarlett!

0:53:48 > 0:53:50Right, come on.

0:53:50 > 0:53:52Come on what?

0:53:53 > 0:53:55You're not getting off that lightly.

0:53:55 > 0:53:59If you're a proper star, we want to see you performing for us.

0:53:59 > 0:54:01I'm no' singing in here!

0:54:01 > 0:54:04Come on! Move your backside!

0:54:04 > 0:54:06I am not singing!

0:54:06 > 0:54:09ALL CHANT

0:54:12 > 0:54:14Aye, all right, then.

0:54:14 > 0:54:16CHEERING

0:54:19 > 0:54:22Right, er...

0:54:22 > 0:54:27# Have yourself a merry little Christmas

0:54:27 > 0:54:31# Let your heart be light

0:54:31 > 0:54:36# From now on our troubles will be out of sight

0:54:39 > 0:54:43ALL: # Have yourself a merry little Christmas

0:54:43 > 0:54:47# Make the Yuletide gay

0:54:47 > 0:54:55# From now on our troubles will be far away... #

0:54:57 > 0:55:02# Here we are as in olden days

0:55:02 > 0:55:09# Happy golden days of yore

0:55:11 > 0:55:16# Faithful friends who are dear to us

0:55:16 > 0:55:22# Gather near to us once more

0:55:25 > 0:55:31# Through the years we all will be together... #

0:55:33 > 0:55:38- See you!- I'm so proud of you, I really am.

0:55:39 > 0:55:40I mean it.

0:55:41 > 0:55:43Merry Christmas, darlin'.

0:55:44 > 0:55:45Merry Christmas.

0:55:51 > 0:55:59# And have yourself a merry little Christmas now. #

0:56:15 > 0:56:17Oh, my God.

0:56:17 > 0:56:19There's pictures of me all over the internet now.

0:56:19 > 0:56:23I really don't know how much more of this I can take.

0:56:23 > 0:56:25Why are you going through my phone?

0:56:25 > 0:56:28This internet stuff. It only began after I started seeing you.

0:56:28 > 0:56:30You think I've got something to do with it?

0:56:30 > 0:56:32I want to tell her the truth.

0:56:32 > 0:56:34The truth.

0:56:35 > 0:56:37I want to tell her about me.

0:56:39 > 0:56:41Why've you been ignoring me?

0:56:41 > 0:56:43Don't play games with me.

0:56:43 > 0:56:46I don't like it when women do that to me, Christina.

0:56:46 > 0:56:49How do you know my name?

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