05/03/2013

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0:00:21 > 0:00:24It's our anniversary. I just wanted it to be special.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Well, it's not, is it?

0:00:27 > 0:00:28You look a mess.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30It was all I could find.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32I'm no' running a low-rent boozer here, y'know?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34You're one of the prettiest lassies I know.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36That's the nicest thing anybody's said to me in ages.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39- You should leave.- Don't be stupid, I'm not going anywhere.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40You're 19.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43And lumbered with a guy who can't feel anything.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Is that what you want for the rest of your life?

0:01:20 > 0:01:21All right, Stella?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Early start?

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Aye.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Look, I'll catch up with you later on, right?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I nearly didn't come.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Did you have to lie to Bob?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01He was sleeping. I just left him a note.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06CLANKING >

0:02:06 > 0:02:08What was that?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10New barrels being delivered.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Come on, let's go up.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13No, we can't. Not if somebody's here.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Aye, we can!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Wait, what if the delivery guy comes up?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- He won't.- Aye, but what if he does?

0:02:32 > 0:02:33He'll go when he's finished.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Do you not have paperwork to sign or something?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38No. Done.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39But he'll hear us...

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Then we'll just have to be very quiet, then, won't we?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Stella?

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Stella?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33I can't find it. What did you do with it?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- What did I do with it? - Eh, aye. You took it off me.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Well, I'm ever so sorry, madam. It won't happen again!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Honestly, Stevie, where is it?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Is this what you're looking for?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Stop mucking about! We need to go down the stair.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48You don't need to worry.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Really? I don't need to worry, no?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54He's my mate, too.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- But me and Bob are gonnae work things out.- I know you are.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Come here.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Right, you. Enough of your skiving.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Chairs down, fresh beer mats on those tables.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15You're the boss.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17I think you'll find that's me.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Still, good to see my manager cracking the whip bright and early!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24How long have you been here?

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Long enough.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30To know you need a degree to work that coffee machine.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31I'll do it.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37So what brings you in before opening?

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Do I need a reason?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41What? No, no, of course no'. It's your castle.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42You come and go as you please.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Ah, well, I'm glad I've got your permission.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Annabel Taylor's going to be in after lunch.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- The new sales rep from the supplier. - Oh, right.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I hope you've been keeping the sales figures up-to-date.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55You know me, Lenny. I'm always on the ball.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Well, you'll have to be. Because this Annabel one,

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I hear she's got herself some kind of management degree.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Giving herself her own personalised tour of inspection.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Hold on...

0:05:04 > 0:05:07It's her that needs our business, not the other way about.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10See? That's what I want to hear.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Don't let her throw her weight around.- Don't worry.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13I'll keep her in place.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Thanks.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Sorry about that.- What?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29All that sucking up to the boss carry on.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32The things we do to keep our jobs, eh!

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Speaking of which,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36am I getting overtime for coming in early this morning?

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Overtime?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Is that what you're calling that? - Yep.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Right, c'mon!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Happy Birthday, Liz.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Oh, good heavens! Where did you find this?

0:06:00 > 0:06:03At one of these specialty gift shops, I discovered it years ago.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05It's amazing it's survived.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Oh, no, I wasn't talking about the frame, although yes,

0:06:08 > 0:06:10it is beautiful.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Just like the lady in the photo.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Oh...

0:06:13 > 0:06:16She might've been when this was taken.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Oh, no, still is.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22That photo's far too lovely to be hidden in an album.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25You know...

0:06:25 > 0:06:30I think maybe it's time I started giving up on birthdays.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Nonsense! Some things just get better with age.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Happy birthday, Liz.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Oh...

0:06:41 > 0:06:43So have you got anything planned, to celebrate?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Oh, 73 isn't anything special.

0:06:46 > 0:06:52No, just a quiet dinner in with my husband, that'll do me fine.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Just the two of us.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I'll make sure I'm out the road.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Listen, I didn't know what to get you.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01So it's a voucher for Number 18.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03You can have any treatment you like.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Do they do facelifts?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I didn't mean it like that.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I'm sure you didn't.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Thank you, Gabriel.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14I'll see youse later.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18That voucher was kind of Gabriel.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21It's going to take more than a voucher for him

0:07:21 > 0:07:24to worm his way back into my good books.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Anyway, it's a start. Come on, get ready.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Where we going? - I'm taking you for morning coffee.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31A birthday treat.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Ooh, how lovely! Thank you, dear.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36On you go.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Hey, Gabriel.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Gabriel, I want your help.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46I want to do something to surprise Liz tonight.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49I'm not sure Liz would want me involved, Malcolm.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Hey, you're in whether you like it or not. All right?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07< OK. Thanks.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10< Callum, wait!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Whoa! Where are you going, mister?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Thanks. Sorry, he didn't hear me.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- It's all right.- Don't run away from Mummy like that, OK? Thanks.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Everything all right?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Just been to see Dr Miriam about his operation next week.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28He's terrified. He's totally gone off his food.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Look.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Stuffing sweeties into his mouth's no' gonnae help, is it?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- I'm trying my best. - Yeah? How's that going?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- You think you can do any better? - How hard can it be?

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Right, wee man, your mum's going to go and get some of that "me time"

0:08:41 > 0:08:43that women are always talking about.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46You want to come spend some time with your granda?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Good lad. All right.- He's all yours.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Right, Callum. Make some space.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Don't want to spoil that lovely picture of yours.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Right, pal, move your pencils, here's some nice toast.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12I just got Liz some nice smelly stuff.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15And so did I.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Well, this lot should see her through to her next birthday!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Right, Mother's Day - do we or don't we?

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Oh, we've still got another couple of days to think about that!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Good. I've caught you both. Tonight. Liz's birthday.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Are you available? - Why, what's happening?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34I'm not quite sure yet. But I might need you both later, all right?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Somebody's working very hard to ingratiate themselves

0:09:39 > 0:09:43- back into Liz's good books.- Exactly what I was thinking. See you later.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Shall I get the wee man some jam? - No treats.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Yeah, Scarlett said he'd been acting up.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54He's bound to be anxious about going into hospital.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Yeah, well, it doesn't help that everybody keeps mentioning it!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I don't know if you've read this leaflet,

0:09:59 > 0:10:02but there's an event on at the community centre today for kids.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06I don't need any lectures on how to entertain my grandson, all right?

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Oh, look.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22It's a show about lizards. Do you want to go and see it?

0:10:22 > 0:10:23OK, then.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Put that down and eat up your toast.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29OK? Then you can go.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39You not eating anything, either? I can't seem to please anybody today.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I'm not as hungry as I thought I was.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Tell you what, why don't you get me in the Ship,

0:10:46 > 0:10:49as soon as Liz hits the salon. All right?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Right, I'll see you, then. Bye.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- There you go.- Lovely!

0:10:56 > 0:10:57My favourite part of the job.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Not one I'd rush in early in the morning to do.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Well, I'm just a glutton for punishment.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04Things that bad at home?

0:11:05 > 0:11:09No, just getting a bit of decorating done. How are you?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Well, Liz still thinks she's living with Casanova.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- What, cos of you and Leyla?- Yep.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- Things were bad with her and Michael but, weren't they?- Sure.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22But an affair isn't the only solution to a broken marriage, you know.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Aye, but sometimes you'll do anything to make yourself feel better.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28So how's wee Bob?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Is he still taking his medication?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Aye.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33And what about you?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Well, I'm just keeping myself busy.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Right. What, with working?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Here...

0:11:41 > 0:11:42with Stevie.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45What?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47I'm no' daft, Stella.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51I seen you with him this morning. And the way you're acting now?

0:11:51 > 0:11:52It kind of confirms it.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Look, talk to me.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I love my husband.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I don't doubt it for a second.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03But there's something going on, isn't there?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I didn't go looking for it, Gabriel, right?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10And I'm no' proud of myself.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12I can tell that, too, all right.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15I mean...

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Bob practically told me to leave.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19But I'm not going to.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23I wouldn't hurt him for the world.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Neither of us would.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27OK.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30OK?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32I can't tell you how to live your life, Stella.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34But just be careful, eh?

0:12:36 > 0:12:37And...

0:12:37 > 0:12:39look after that.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41I will.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48I can change you to Friday.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Aw, come on, Robbie, I've got my bingo Thursday night.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- I want it done by then. - It'll need to be late on Thursday.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Bingo!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Oh!

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Afternoon, Officer!

0:13:02 > 0:13:03No trouble in here!

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Glad to hear it.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Doesn't he look handsome in his uniform, Molly?

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Very dashing.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11I'm going to head home straight after shift

0:13:11 > 0:13:12and cook something, OK?

0:13:12 > 0:13:16That's one good thing about you being back on the beat.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17See you at home.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Yeah. Yeah, you will.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Dishy, ain't he? - DOOR OPENS

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Oh, here she is, the birthday girl!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Hardly a girl!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Are you here to use your voucher?

0:13:29 > 0:13:33May I use this in conjunction with my pensioner's discount?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Oh, you don't need a discount. Gabriel's bought you

0:13:36 > 0:13:39the Number 18 Rolls-Royce Package. That's a full restyle, manicure,

0:13:39 > 0:13:43- pedicure, the works.- Oh, lucky me!

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Take a wee seat, we'll get you set.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Right...

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Is it a special birthday?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Every birthday that comes round these days is a miracle,

0:13:55 > 0:13:56isn't it, Liz?

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Well, I'll still not be able to catch up with you, Molly.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Only by a few months.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Ha!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Right, what are we doing?

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Och, just the usual will be fine, Robbie.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12It's a bit late for major transformations at her age!

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Aye, you would know!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16This young lady is an inspiration.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18If a young man in his thirties wants to treat me

0:14:18 > 0:14:21in my twilight years, I'll be taking him for all it's worth.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25It all depends on the man and his motives.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Ah, won't care!

0:14:32 > 0:14:33'Right.'

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Liz is safely out the way for a good couple of hours at the salon.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38And Gina and Eileen are all set.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Good man.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Stella, over here.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43What is it?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Malcolm. He wants to throw a party for Liz.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48She says she doesn't want any fuss made.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50She's trying to make out that she thinks she's past it.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52There's nothing past that one!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55You were the one caught selling moonshine on licensed premises.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57You're lucky Lenny gave you your job back.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Oh, so much for family solidarity!

0:14:59 > 0:15:03I'm not quite sure, but I'd like to spoil her, in some way.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05You know, and make her feel special.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Every lassie likes that.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Another night in The Tall Ship. Whoopee(!)

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Hey. It's no' going to be like that.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14She was a teenager in what, the '50s?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16So how about a wee rock and roll-themed night?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19I think she was more into the jazz scene.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Classical jazz, like the '20s, the '30s.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Right, well, why don't we throw a cocktail party?

0:15:26 > 0:15:27All the men could wear suits

0:15:27 > 0:15:29and the women could wear evening dresses.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31- And I can download some music. - Nice one.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Oh, and we can do that back room up into one of those thingmis,

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- what d'you call them...? - A speakeasy.- Speakeasy!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Aye, where they used to drink the moonshine?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42I'd really like it if somebody did something like that for me.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Well, it was your idea.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50- What do you think, Malcolm? - Just the ticket.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51Gabriel?

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Stevie and Stella seem to have it all worked out.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Right, well, I've got this meeting thing with a rep,

0:15:56 > 0:15:58that probably will go on.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01So, can I leave you to jazz up that back room?

0:16:01 > 0:16:02- Sure.- Good man.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Excuse me a wee minute.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15Stevie?

0:16:15 > 0:16:18That was a great idea of Stella's, eh? The old cocktail party.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Aye. Smart lassie, that one.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Normally.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27So, have you any idea how many folk you've got coming tonight?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Stevie, I know.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32I don't know what you're talking about.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35If I've picked up the signals, it won't be long before wee Bob does.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37That's what I'm talking about.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41So, are you going to let her know,

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- are you going to keep it as a surprise?- Well, what do you think?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Me? I think birthdays should hold some surprises. Eh, Stella?

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Aye.- Ah, well, maybe you're right.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00We get on, we have a laugh. That's it. Bob's a mate.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03I'm no' gonnae make anything worse than what it already is.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Hey, she's got a lot more to lose than you have.- I know.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- And I don't want to see her hurt. - Gabriel, I could never do that.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11I've been there, Stevie.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I know how this works out, remember.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Aye, all right!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17But listen, we're nothing like you and Leyla.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19We're no' looking for anything heavy, all right?

0:17:19 > 0:17:22So, what are you saying? That you can walk away at any time?

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Any time.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25< All right, lads?

0:17:25 > 0:17:26All right, Malc.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29We were just discussing a few things about the party.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Right, I haven't got a lot on me

0:17:31 > 0:17:33but I'd like to put some money behind the bar.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36I tell you what - I'll match whatever you put down.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38I'm sure we all want to do right by the lady in question.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Good. Right then, that's me off.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Don't we?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING

0:17:53 > 0:17:55How's it going?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Numbers and spreadsheets aren't my thing.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Well, I sometimes do the books for Bob.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Do you want me to give you a hand?- No.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Sorry.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09I saw Gabriel following you out.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15He was having a word.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17He won't say anything, Stevie.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19He better no'.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22I don't want to wreck things for you.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23What, or be the bad guy?

0:18:26 > 0:18:28D'you know...

0:18:28 > 0:18:31I feel like I've landed on my feet, living and working here.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I mean, come on, Stella, me? A manager?

0:18:36 > 0:18:37I don't want to lose it now.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39You won't.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41You're dead good at your job.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44I'm just making it up as I go along.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45You're no' the only one.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08There we go, Scarlett.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10That's from me and Malcolm, for Liz's party.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13I've got a couple of good ideas on how to spend this.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15I can imagine. But it's Liz's birthday, remember.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- It's no' a hen night. - Doesn't stop us from having some good old-fashioned fun.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Hey! That money is for food and drink. Nothing else.

0:19:21 > 0:19:22What can I get you, doll?

0:19:22 > 0:19:25I'm Annabel Taylor. I'm here to see your manager, Stephen Burns.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- He was just there?- He's upstairs, getting ready for the meeting.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- I'll give him a shout. - I'll track him down.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34No, no, no customers up the stairs. You keep an eye on the bar.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36I don't know what on earth's happened to Stella.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Do you know what would be good?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55If you could get away and we could spend the night.

0:19:57 > 0:19:58What?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00I don't mean here.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Maybe a hotel or something.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05No, that's not going to happen.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07It was just an idea.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Stevie, that drink rep's here. >

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Two minutes!

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- I hope you're ready for her! - Aye, let's go.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- She's very hot, by the way. - Scarlett, this is a business meeting.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22- That's what they all say!- Right, c'mon, let's no' keep her waiting.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Have you seen Stella?- No.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26She's gonnae be busy with all that decorating.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30- She was going to ask you for some time off.- She never mentioned anything to me.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Right, come on, let's get back downstair.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Miss Taylor.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Annabel.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00- You did know I was coming? - Aye, aye. Of course.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Sorry, just give me a minute, I need to...

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- What?- Well, nothing. No, I was just...

0:21:05 > 0:21:08thinking about Liz's party. What needs to be done.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Aye, me an' all. Coffees?

0:21:10 > 0:21:13No, I'm buzzing, as it is. You?

0:21:13 > 0:21:14- Yes, please.- Coming up.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- I understand that we're both fairly new to this?- Aye.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20As my spreadsheets are sure to prove!

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Come on, let's get a seat.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- I thought you must've nipped home. - No, I was at the toilet.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Why? I was waiting for fireworks there,

0:21:30 > 0:21:32when the mother-in-law went up the stairs.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35I better go put these out, before they use the glasses.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Stella, wait!

0:21:37 > 0:21:39< STEVIE: So how was your drive in?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Should you no' be sorting stuff out with Gina and Eileen for the night?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44All right, all right, I'm going.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46< Aye, sure, sure, fire away.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49< In order.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Hiya. Hello. Aye.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00I was wondering if youse have got anyone available for tonight?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Mm-hm. Aye, and how much would it cost?

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Well, the sales are certainly up since you took over.- Aye?

0:22:09 > 0:22:14Well, me and the team must be doing something right, then, eh?

0:22:14 > 0:22:15I'll introduce you.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Don't mind us, Stevie.- Yeah, just pretend we're not here, eh?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Private party tonight. - Am I holding you up?

0:22:24 > 0:22:26What? Don't be daft.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29No' when I can get everybody else to do the hard work for me!

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Stevie, there's another couple of boxes at the door.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Gonnae bring them in, eh? Come on, chop chop.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Scarlett will string Stevie up if he comes between you and Bob.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47He's not going to.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Look, we're no' looking for anything serious.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51We both know the rules.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Is it worth the risk? All the sneaking about?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56I feel terrible, Gabriel, but...

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Bob doesn't seem to want to know me any more.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01He's lost all his get up and go.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04He used to be like...

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Stevie.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08- Hey, that's no' fair!- Ha-ha, I win.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09No, ye don't!

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Well, maybe he's found it again.

0:23:13 > 0:23:14Good luck.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24What are youse two up to?

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Well, Madonna bet me a bar of chocolate that I couldn't

0:23:27 > 0:23:30go from the house to the shop without stepping on any cracks.

0:23:30 > 0:23:31I lost.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34That's cos girls are better than boys, sure they are?

0:23:34 > 0:23:36- No, they're no'.- Yes, they are. - No, they're no'!

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Suits them, doesn't it?

0:23:40 > 0:23:42What?

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Bob and Stella with a wee kiddie.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Be nice if they could have one of their own one day, eh?

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Right, I bet you can't go the rest of the way without

0:23:51 > 0:23:53stepping on any more cracks.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Genius, man. Right, c'mon. On you get.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Come on, Madonna, go on my back. We'll be late for the show.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- All right, Raymond?- What show?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04There's an animal expert over at the community centre.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07- I'm on my way to get Stuart. - Oh, right, are you taking Madonna?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Aye, Jimmy got an airport job, so...

0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Well, what about the flat? - I've already made a start.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I could take the pair of them, if you want?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Nah, I couldn't let Madonna down now, couldn't I no'?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18I'll only be an hour.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21- I'll see you over there, eh? - Aye.- See you later.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24- And leave the heavy stuff for me, all right?- OK.- See you.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Right, come on, wee yin.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34All right, Stella? Fancy a butler in the buff?

0:24:34 > 0:24:38- A what?- A naked butler. For tonight, for Liz's.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Gabriel will kill you, Scarlett.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48- I didn't know Bob was looking after Madonna today?- Nice.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51That's nice! He doesn't get time with his sister.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Aye, but the house is a pure riot.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56It's nowhere near ready for getting painted.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Ask Stevie for the day off.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00< LAUGHTER

0:25:00 > 0:25:01No' that he'd notice, mind.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05I mean, we offer incentives, you know, for our top-selling managers.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08I think last month's winner got tickets for a Celtic game.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10- Nice one.- Excuse me...

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Oh, sorry, Stella. Did you want that dirty cup?

0:25:16 > 0:25:17No, Stevie, I didn't.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20I wanted to ask you if I could have some time off.

0:25:20 > 0:25:21Can we talk about it later?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24I was kind of needing to go now, if that's all right?

0:25:24 > 0:25:26We've got Liz's cocktail party the night.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29We're doing a promotion on cocktails this month.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31That might be a good chance to test it out.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Great idea.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Can I have the time off or no'?

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Look, take tomorrow. Avoid the clean-up.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42I was talking to my manager.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Can you wait till I finish this meeting?

0:25:49 > 0:25:50Stella?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Could you hunt out some cocktail glasses,

0:25:53 > 0:25:56shot glasses for this promotion?

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Aye, nae bother.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01If that's what you want to use Liz's party for.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15There's some space down the front. >

0:26:20 > 0:26:22OK.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

0:26:24 > 0:26:31I'd like to welcome Barry and Keith, who both have very exciting jobs.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Now, can put your hand up if you can guess where they work?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Madonna?- The zoo.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41That's right. They both work at the zoo,

0:26:41 > 0:26:45where they look after all the creepy crawlies you're going to see today.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50Now, I know some of you have pets at home,

0:26:50 > 0:26:53but I don't think many of you will have pets like this.

0:26:56 > 0:27:01Now, Keith tells me that even the slimiest, hairiest,

0:27:01 > 0:27:04spikiest creature can be your friend.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Are you sure about that?

0:27:08 > 0:27:12Would anyone like to take a closer look at our corn snake?

0:27:13 > 0:27:14Ladies, first, wee man.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17No, no, if wee Stuart wants to go up, that's cool.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19We can see fine from here, it's OK.

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Aw, come on.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23I'm sure Keith will let you hold it if you want.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34It's no' like I haven't dealt with poisonous snakes before, is it?

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Come on, you coward.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44Ooh!

0:27:44 > 0:27:46LENNY LAUGHS

0:27:46 > 0:27:48HE CLUCKS

0:27:51 > 0:27:55Listen, I don't think tonight's the right night for this

0:27:55 > 0:27:58cocktail promotion. You see, it's, kind of,

0:27:58 > 0:28:01a special occasion. Nice older couple

0:28:01 > 0:28:04and the husband wants to surprise his wife.

0:28:04 > 0:28:08Are you being nice or letting your barmaid make the decisions?

0:28:08 > 0:28:11- She was right.- Ach, well, it's nice you listen to her.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13I started my career behind the bar.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17How about I help out at this party tonight?

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Business or pleasure?

0:28:19 > 0:28:22Business. I think I've got enough free samples in the boot of my car,

0:28:22 > 0:28:24it could get things going.

0:28:24 > 0:28:28And as it's a private party, you could offer the first drink on the house. How does that sound?

0:28:28 > 0:28:30Amazing.

0:28:32 > 0:28:33I think you're wanted.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Sorry, excuse me.

0:28:39 > 0:28:40What's up?

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Have you got a minute?

0:28:42 > 0:28:44No' really. What is it?

0:28:44 > 0:28:46- Doesn't matter. It's not important.- Nicole...

0:28:48 > 0:28:51I'll catch up with you later, doll, right?

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Girlfriend?

0:28:56 > 0:28:58- Ex.- Ah.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01- Working in a pub. Makes it hard to maintain a relationship.- Aye.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04Unless you happen to meet someone in the same business.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Oh, I didn't mean anything by that.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09I mean, not that you've not been great to work with.

0:29:09 > 0:29:10Professionally, I mean.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13I've heard you're a bit of a tough cookie!

0:29:13 > 0:29:16I've had to be. Some of the managers I've had to deal with.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18But you, you've been different.

0:29:18 > 0:29:21- Me?- Mm-hm.- That's cos I make it up as I go along.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23THEY LAUGH

0:29:23 > 0:29:24Make a good pair, don't they?

0:29:26 > 0:29:27Excuse me a wee second.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31Stella, good news.

0:29:31 > 0:29:32You can go.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35Annabel's offered to help out. She's giving us freebies

0:29:35 > 0:29:38and she's even offered to mix the cocktails herself.

0:29:38 > 0:29:39Good for her.

0:29:39 > 0:29:43But you can still come as a guest. I'm sure Liz would love to see you.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46I'll need to check with Bob first. But, doubt it.

0:29:46 > 0:29:50I'll head home and get changed into something a wee bit more appropriate

0:29:50 > 0:29:52and I'll pop back later to set up.

0:29:52 > 0:29:53I really appreciate it.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55See you, darling. >

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Oh, you're right in there, son!

0:29:59 > 0:30:00HE TUTS

0:30:00 > 0:30:02Listen, thanks for letting Stella go.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05Although I'm not happy about her moving all that furniture.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08No' with her and Bob trying, you know.

0:30:09 > 0:30:10How, where's he?

0:30:10 > 0:30:12Well, he thought Stella was working.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15So he's spending some time with Madonna.

0:30:16 > 0:30:20Here, you don't fancy popping over and giving her a hand, do you?

0:30:20 > 0:30:21Yes, dear?

0:30:38 > 0:30:42Now it's time to meet Gloria.

0:30:42 > 0:30:46Gloria's small and furry and soft, and some people scream

0:30:46 > 0:30:48when they see her. But you're not going to scream, are you?

0:30:48 > 0:30:50- ALL:- No!

0:30:52 > 0:30:54That's a tarantula.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Callum's grandad is right.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59Here, Murray. Maybe we should find a brave volunteer

0:30:59 > 0:31:02to show Gloria that we're just as friendly as she is?

0:31:02 > 0:31:04How about your grandad, Callum?

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Would he like to hold her?

0:31:07 > 0:31:11Eh? No, actually I've got to get him home. Come on, son.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13- We've all had a turn. - What do you want, a medal?

0:31:13 > 0:31:17Aye, come on. I mean, you're bigger AND uglier than her!

0:31:17 > 0:31:20Your grandad's not got a problem with spiders, has he, Callum?

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Well, if you're not up for the challenge.

0:31:35 > 0:31:36Right.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Bring it on.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56You all right, Gloria?

0:32:04 > 0:32:07Listen, your granda's got a wee confession to make.

0:32:07 > 0:32:11But we've got to keep it secret, just between you and me, eh?

0:32:11 > 0:32:15See, I didn't really want to handle the spider there.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19Cos spiders and your granda, they don't really get on.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22I was a bit scared.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25But when the man put her into my hand,

0:32:25 > 0:32:29I realised there was nothing to be worried about. Eh?

0:32:29 > 0:32:32It's just sometimes you think things are going to be worse

0:32:32 > 0:32:35than they actually are. But they're not.

0:32:35 > 0:32:39You know, like spiders and going into the hospital.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43You find everything turns out fine.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45Hm?

0:32:45 > 0:32:48So you don't worry about anything.

0:32:48 > 0:32:49Hello, you two.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54What's that I can see on your face, Cal? Is that a smile?

0:32:55 > 0:32:57Do you want to eat that?

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Course you can. That's amazing.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03He wants to eat food. Proper food.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05What can I say? I'm better at this than you.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09- Eh, you've got a spider on your jacket.- Eh?

0:33:10 > 0:33:12So?

0:33:12 > 0:33:14We're not scared of spiders, are we?

0:33:15 > 0:33:18In fact, we're not scared of anything, at all.

0:33:18 > 0:33:19Really?

0:33:19 > 0:33:20Really.

0:33:26 > 0:33:27STELLA SIGHS

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Bob...

0:33:33 > 0:33:35BUZZER

0:33:42 > 0:33:44- You shouldn't be here. - Scarlett sent me.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47- Are you on your own?- Scarlett?

0:33:47 > 0:33:50Aye, well, she said you needed some help moving furniture.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53Well, I thought you were too busy at the pub.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55Do you want help or no'?

0:33:55 > 0:33:56I can manage on my own!

0:33:56 > 0:33:59The point is, you shouldn't have to.

0:33:59 > 0:34:00Where are we? Through there?

0:34:01 > 0:34:03No, in the living room.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18You all right, pal?

0:34:18 > 0:34:20- Working late?- Aye.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23Listen, I'm organising a wee night in the pub tonight for Liz.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25It's her birthday.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29- Is it?- Aye, kind of fancy dress. Stella came up with the theme.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32So I'm sorry if it ruins your evening.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35- Well, if Stella ends up having to stay late.- It's nae bother.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39Look, why don't you come along?

0:34:39 > 0:34:42At least that way youse can get to spend some time together.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44If she has to work, she has to work.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46Look, why don't you try putting your foot down?

0:34:46 > 0:34:50Say to Stevie youse both need some time off together.

0:34:50 > 0:34:54Stella's capable of standing up for herself. I don't want to interfere.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Well, maybe it's time that you did.

0:34:58 > 0:35:02Look, your wife works two jobs. So she deserves a wee bit of fun.

0:35:02 > 0:35:06You know, it might do you good. To get out. Socialise.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09Unless there's some big attraction to hanging about this place

0:35:09 > 0:35:11- all night.- What is this?

0:35:11 > 0:35:13It's an invitation. That's all.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15I'll think about it, all right?

0:35:18 > 0:35:20You do that.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26We were supposed to be getting the whole place done.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28But apparently, it's too expensive.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32- It's a pricey business.- This is the last thing I need just now.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35Well, one room's better than nothing, isn't it?

0:35:35 > 0:35:38Bob said he'd make a start. But he tidied up the wrong room.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42Once you fire sheets over everything, it'll be fine.

0:35:42 > 0:35:43Right...

0:35:43 > 0:35:46we should get this out the way as well, eh?

0:35:46 > 0:35:48No, leave it.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51- Where do you want me to put it? - I said, leave it.

0:35:51 > 0:35:52All right.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57What are you doing here, anyway?

0:35:58 > 0:35:59I'm helping.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01Aye, well, that's not your job.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04I'll leave it to your husband, then, shall I?

0:36:04 > 0:36:08What? First you're defending him, now you're putting him down?

0:36:08 > 0:36:09Well, I could say the same.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12I saw you with him and Madonna earlier.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14All happy and holding hands.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Aye, well, that was for her benefit, no' mine.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19He can make an effort with everybody, apart from me.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22And anyway, me and you, playing houses

0:36:22 > 0:36:27- and talking about weekends away, that's no' what we're about. - What are we about, then, eh?

0:36:27 > 0:36:30A fling? No strings?

0:36:31 > 0:36:32That'd suit you, wouldn't it?

0:36:34 > 0:36:35Sounds like you're blaming me, Stella.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37I'm no' the one that's married here.

0:36:37 > 0:36:42No. You're free and single and ready to charm the next lassie

0:36:42 > 0:36:45- that'll flutter her eyelashes at you.- Why should that bother you?

0:36:45 > 0:36:48It doesn't. You can go out with her, if you want.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51Aye, maybe I will. Instead of messing about with my mate's wife.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Forget it. I don't need this.

0:36:55 > 0:36:56Neither do I.

0:36:58 > 0:36:59Well, fine.

0:37:01 > 0:37:02You're on your own.

0:37:22 > 0:37:23Stevie!

0:37:27 > 0:37:29All right, mate.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Hardly seen you since you became the manager.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36Oh, aye. It's been pretty full-on, pal.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39Fancy a wee catch up, grab a pint?

0:37:39 > 0:37:41I cannae, mate, I've got loads to do.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44Well, once you've finished whatever you're doing,

0:37:44 > 0:37:45I'll be in the pub, anyway.

0:37:46 > 0:37:50- Right? See you, mate. Raymond. - All right, son?

0:37:50 > 0:37:53Here, Stevie. What do you think's braver, right?

0:37:53 > 0:37:55Handling a snake or handling a spider?

0:37:56 > 0:37:57What?

0:37:57 > 0:38:00Raymond, I really couldn't tell you, man.

0:38:00 > 0:38:01What's up?

0:38:05 > 0:38:06Have you got a minute?

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Sure. Will we go to the pub?

0:38:09 > 0:38:10No, Oyster.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34- CAR HORN BLARES - Hey, whoa.

0:38:34 > 0:38:35Is this not Stevie's job?

0:38:35 > 0:38:38Or is he giving it the big "I am", now that he's manager?

0:38:38 > 0:38:39I've sent him over to Stella's.

0:38:39 > 0:38:43- What for?- Bubba was busy. Stella needed help moving furniture.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46Soon as he gets back, I need to nip home and get on my glad rags.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Because tonight's going to be a good night.

0:38:48 > 0:38:49SHE CHUCKLES

0:38:53 > 0:38:55MOBILE RINGS

0:38:55 > 0:38:56Scarlett?

0:38:56 > 0:38:57Sca...

0:39:04 > 0:39:06Hello, Scarlett's phone.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10What booking for tonight?

0:39:10 > 0:39:13No, it's all right, you can tell me. I'm in charge.

0:39:21 > 0:39:24I've been having this...thing.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28..with this woman.

0:39:31 > 0:39:34My track record there is nothing to aspire to.

0:39:37 > 0:39:39She's no' exactly free.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Oh...

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Boyfriend?

0:39:45 > 0:39:47- Husband.- Oof!

0:39:47 > 0:39:48Do you know him?

0:39:50 > 0:39:52He's a mate.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54Stevie, you don't do that to a mate.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57I know. I didn't set out to,

0:39:57 > 0:39:58I really didn't, it just...

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Happened?

0:40:02 > 0:40:04What should I do?

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Stop, and tell her it's over.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13And that's no' what you want to hear now, is it?

0:40:15 > 0:40:18We just had this sort of fight.

0:40:19 > 0:40:20About what?

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Wasn't exactly about anything.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29You want to tell me who it is?

0:40:31 > 0:40:33Aye, I do.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36But you can't?

0:40:36 > 0:40:39Why am I making things so complicated for myself?

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Exactly.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43Cos whatever way you look at it,

0:40:43 > 0:40:44someone's got to lose.

0:41:02 > 0:41:03All right.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08Just remembered that we needed some milk.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15My ma was telling me that Stevie was helping out.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Remind me to thank him, eh?

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Have you eaten anything?

0:41:19 > 0:41:22Not since lunch. Just had a quick pint.

0:41:23 > 0:41:24What, on your own?

0:41:24 > 0:41:26Why did you no' just stay there?

0:41:26 > 0:41:29Did your ma not say to you, they're having a party for Liz?

0:41:29 > 0:41:31There's going to be a bit of food and that.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33I thought we could make a night of it.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35I don't think I'd be in the mood.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38Well, can we no' just go for a wee bit?

0:41:38 > 0:41:42- Then just go for dinner, to the pictures or something? - I'd probably end up falling asleep.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44Well, I'd really like to go.

0:41:44 > 0:41:45You should.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47- What, on my own?- I don't mind.

0:41:49 > 0:41:50Right, OK.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54Look, I'll finish up at the flat.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59Right, I better go find something to wear, then.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13Is this OK?

0:42:16 > 0:42:17You look nice.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19The rest of the drinks are inside.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22Your barmaid Scarlett, she's volunteered herself as a guinea pig

0:42:22 > 0:42:25- to taste the cocktails. - Aye, I bet she has!

0:42:25 > 0:42:28I didn't argue. I wouldn't like to cross her, drunk or sober.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31- No.- D'you know, I'm really looking forward to this.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33I've not had a night off for... since I started the job.

0:42:33 > 0:42:34Out to impress and all that.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37It's no' exactly a night off for you, though, is it?

0:42:37 > 0:42:41Maybe after, though, we could have a drink or something.

0:42:41 > 0:42:42Are you sure?

0:42:42 > 0:42:45Well, I'm not worried about mixing business with pleasure

0:42:45 > 0:42:47if you're no'.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50- Neither of us are tied down. - Well, I know I'm not.

0:42:50 > 0:42:53I get the impression your life might be a bit...messy.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55Me?

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Nah. Free as a bird.

0:42:57 > 0:43:02Exes coming and going, female bar staff not too happy about me

0:43:02 > 0:43:05- taking up your time. - They're just mates.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07I'm not sure you're the kind of guy that can do being mates

0:43:07 > 0:43:11with a woman. So, for us, strictly business, eh?

0:43:18 > 0:43:20I took your advice.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22I've walked away.

0:43:22 > 0:43:23And how easy was it?

0:43:25 > 0:43:28Gabriel, who am I trying to kid here?

0:43:28 > 0:43:30How the hell did it come to this?

0:43:31 > 0:43:33I knew what I was getting myself into.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35I knew she wasn't available.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38No doubt in my mind she'd ever leave him.

0:43:39 > 0:43:41I never thought I'd want her to...

0:43:43 > 0:43:45Do you love her?

0:43:46 > 0:43:49Well, too bad if I do. Because she loves Bob.

0:43:49 > 0:43:52She practically threw me out her flat earlier.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54And what does that tell you?

0:43:54 > 0:43:57- That she hates me.- For what?

0:43:57 > 0:43:59For showing her what was going wrong in her marriage?

0:43:59 > 0:44:03- Making her feel good about herself? - And where does that leave me?

0:44:03 > 0:44:06It leaves you knowing if you go back to her, you know,

0:44:06 > 0:44:10you see it through, then you better be deadly serious.

0:44:10 > 0:44:13Because you stand to lose Bob and a whole lot more.

0:44:15 > 0:44:18Are you saying I should go for it?

0:44:18 > 0:44:20All I'm saying is, I want to see Stella happy.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22Everybody deserves that.

0:44:22 > 0:44:24You know Stella.

0:44:24 > 0:44:26Do you think I should tell her?

0:44:26 > 0:44:28That's your call.

0:44:28 > 0:44:29Only you can decide that.

0:44:41 > 0:44:45I would've been happy with dinner at home.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47Did you book a table?

0:44:47 > 0:44:49Oh, I think we'll be all right.

0:44:49 > 0:44:53Well, they do get busy sometimes.

0:44:56 > 0:45:00Right, darling. Right, we need to keep you under wraps

0:45:00 > 0:45:02before the big reveal.

0:45:02 > 0:45:05Now that's what I call money well spent.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07So you can get dressed.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10- Or undressed! - SHE GIGGLES

0:45:12 > 0:45:16JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

0:45:18 > 0:45:21CHATTERING

0:45:22 > 0:45:25Here we go.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27- ALL:- Surprise!

0:45:27 > 0:45:30APPLAUSE

0:45:37 > 0:45:39- My God!- There we go.

0:45:41 > 0:45:45- What's all this? - Just a little of what you deserve.

0:45:45 > 0:45:49Oh, my goodness! I don't know what to say.

0:45:49 > 0:45:53Well, I know you said you wanted a quiet night but...

0:45:53 > 0:45:55But my husband knew me better, eh?

0:45:57 > 0:45:58- ALL:- Aw!

0:45:59 > 0:46:02I couldn't have done it on my own, though.

0:46:02 > 0:46:03So what do you think?

0:46:03 > 0:46:07Oh, it's wonderful. Everybody looks fantastic.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09Aye, well, I know this is Prohibition,

0:46:09 > 0:46:12but what do you have to do to get a drink round here?

0:46:14 > 0:46:16Dry martini or a gin fizz?

0:46:16 > 0:46:18Ooh! Might get around to both!

0:46:18 > 0:46:22- Well, it's your night, Liz. Anything goes.- Dear...

0:46:22 > 0:46:25Well, we'll have one of each if we could swap halfway through!

0:46:25 > 0:46:26SHE LAUGHS

0:46:26 > 0:46:29She's going to think all her birthdays have come at once.

0:46:29 > 0:46:30And why would that be?

0:46:30 > 0:46:32Oh, all will be revealed soon enough.

0:46:32 > 0:46:33What's up wi' you?

0:46:33 > 0:46:36You don't usually miss a chance to get all dressed up.

0:46:36 > 0:46:37I cannae stay long.

0:46:37 > 0:46:40You'll want to stay long enough to see Liz's present.

0:46:47 > 0:46:49Stevie?

0:46:49 > 0:46:51Are you on your way to see me? You said...

0:46:51 > 0:46:54No, I'm just gonnae...

0:46:54 > 0:46:56What are you doing out here?

0:46:56 > 0:46:58I was just walking.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00I must've lost track of time.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03Look at you, you're freezing. You should go home.

0:47:03 > 0:47:07- Have you got time to talk to me just now?- Not really, no.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10Look, I'll catch up with you in the next few days, all right?

0:47:10 > 0:47:12Stevie, I think I'm pregnant.

0:47:12 > 0:47:16# Turn the tables on me

0:47:16 > 0:47:20# And now I'm falling for you... #

0:47:20 > 0:47:23Isn't that lovely? Very sophisticated.

0:47:23 > 0:47:25- Oh, cheers.- Cheers!

0:47:32 > 0:47:34- Ooh!- Ooh!

0:47:36 > 0:47:38Is it a raid?

0:47:42 > 0:47:44CHEERS

0:47:46 > 0:47:47Here we go!

0:47:47 > 0:47:50GIGGLING

0:47:51 > 0:47:52Dear, oh...

0:47:52 > 0:47:55APPLAUSE

0:47:57 > 0:47:58Do we all get a shot?!

0:48:02 > 0:48:05It's just the warm-up. Wait until you see the real floor show.

0:48:11 > 0:48:12- GINA:- Dad's getting jealous!

0:48:16 > 0:48:20He does a bit of quick-step, a bit of samba, salsa,

0:48:20 > 0:48:22whatever Liz fancies.

0:48:22 > 0:48:25What are you talking about? I booked a butler in the buff.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33APPLAUSE

0:48:35 > 0:48:38- Maybe the test didn't work. - I haven't done a test.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40You haven't?

0:48:40 > 0:48:42How can I get one round here?

0:48:42 > 0:48:44Leyla works in the health centre.

0:48:44 > 0:48:48And I can't go to the corner shop without 20 questions off Zinnie.

0:48:48 > 0:48:51Well, maybe it's not happening, then. You can't tell for sure.

0:48:51 > 0:48:53I'm never this late.

0:48:53 > 0:48:55And I feel so sick.

0:48:56 > 0:48:58Even if you are...

0:48:58 > 0:48:59What?

0:48:59 > 0:49:00Who's the da'?

0:49:02 > 0:49:04- How can you even ask that? - How can I no'?

0:49:04 > 0:49:07What about that guy you've been hanging about wi'?

0:49:07 > 0:49:08The one with the stupid name.

0:49:08 > 0:49:11That's finished. I'm not even with him any more.

0:49:11 > 0:49:12Well, let's face it...

0:49:12 > 0:49:15you only had to have been with him for a couple of minutes.

0:49:16 > 0:49:18Nicole, wait.

0:49:19 > 0:49:23I wouldn't have come looking for you if I wasn't sure it was yours.

0:49:23 > 0:49:26I know you don't want anything else to do with me.

0:49:26 > 0:49:28This must be your worst nightmare.

0:49:34 > 0:49:36Put this round you.

0:49:45 > 0:49:47What am I going to do?

0:49:47 > 0:49:49I'll buy a test. We'll do it together.

0:49:51 > 0:49:53Leyla and the boys are at home.

0:49:53 > 0:49:56Well, you go and wait in the flat in the pub.

0:49:56 > 0:49:58Just go in the side door.

0:50:10 > 0:50:12SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS

0:50:27 > 0:50:29Such an interesting young man!

0:50:29 > 0:50:33Apparently, he's putting himself through university.

0:50:33 > 0:50:36As long as you're enjoying yourself. That's the main thing.

0:50:36 > 0:50:38Oh, I am, I am.

0:50:38 > 0:50:40So...forgiven?

0:50:40 > 0:50:42Forgiven.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45Too much competition for you, son, eh?

0:50:45 > 0:50:48Will's expecting me. And I'm up early tomorrow.

0:50:48 > 0:50:51- Aye, you young ones, you're just lightweights!- Aye.

0:50:54 > 0:50:55Oh, hiya, gorgeous.

0:50:56 > 0:50:58Hiya.

0:50:58 > 0:50:59OK?

0:50:59 > 0:51:01Aye, I didn't know if I could make it. But...

0:51:01 > 0:51:03But you're here.

0:51:03 > 0:51:04Wee Bob?

0:51:04 > 0:51:06No, he had to stay home and...

0:51:06 > 0:51:08Well, he didn't want to come.

0:51:08 > 0:51:10Where's Stevie? He should be here.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12I'll go and get him.

0:51:20 > 0:51:22Whoa! >

0:51:52 > 0:51:53Stevie?

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Erm, he's not here.

0:52:04 > 0:52:05OK.

0:52:05 > 0:52:07Sorry. I'll...

0:52:07 > 0:52:08He'll be back soon.

0:52:08 > 0:52:10But we could really use some privacy.

0:52:11 > 0:52:13What did you want?

0:52:13 > 0:52:14Nothing.

0:52:16 > 0:52:20Well, he was needed down the stair, but it's fine. I can help.

0:52:20 > 0:52:21I'll see you later.

0:52:34 > 0:52:37I thought you weren't coming back tonight.

0:52:37 > 0:52:38No, I wasn't.

0:52:39 > 0:52:41Nicole's in there.

0:52:43 > 0:52:44I know.

0:52:44 > 0:52:46Looking dead cosy in your jacket.

0:52:46 > 0:52:47HE TUTS

0:52:49 > 0:52:50She was cold.

0:52:52 > 0:52:53Right.

0:53:15 > 0:53:18Did you find Stevie? He's missing all the fun.

0:53:18 > 0:53:20I don't think so. He had company.

0:53:20 > 0:53:23Oh, aye, that rep? He was flirting with her all morning.

0:53:23 > 0:53:25No, it was Nicole.

0:53:25 > 0:53:26He's back with Nicole?

0:53:26 > 0:53:28Oh, I cannae keep up!

0:53:30 > 0:53:34JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

0:54:25 > 0:54:27Right, I've had a quick read.

0:54:28 > 0:54:30You do your business on the wee stick.

0:54:30 > 0:54:32Or I could get you a cup.

0:54:32 > 0:54:33I know how to do it.

0:54:35 > 0:54:38I've done a few before, when we were going out.

0:54:38 > 0:54:39You never said.

0:54:44 > 0:54:45Can I use the bathroom?

0:54:45 > 0:54:47Aye. Just through there.

0:54:48 > 0:54:50I know where it is.

0:54:55 > 0:54:56Good luck!

0:56:07 > 0:56:08Stella.

0:56:14 > 0:56:17I nearly made the stupidest mistake of my life earlier on.

0:56:19 > 0:56:20You were right.

0:56:22 > 0:56:24I need to protect myself.

0:56:24 > 0:56:25Look after what I've got.

0:56:27 > 0:56:29Good.

0:56:33 > 0:56:34Come here.

0:57:05 > 0:57:06It's positive.

0:57:08 > 0:57:10We're going to have a baby.

0:57:15 > 0:57:18It's OK. I don't expect anything from you.

0:57:24 > 0:57:25Don't be daft.

0:57:28 > 0:57:31You don't have to go through this on your own.

0:57:34 > 0:57:35Come here.

0:57:52 > 0:57:55Most guys in your position would run for the hills.

0:57:55 > 0:57:57I'll be there for you, every step of the way.

0:57:57 > 0:57:59There's a baby inside me.

0:57:59 > 0:58:01We made a mistake, Leyla, that's all.

0:58:01 > 0:58:03All these mistakes!

0:58:03 > 0:58:05We know it's no' the best news you've ever had!

0:58:05 > 0:58:08But it's happened now, so there's no point getting angry about it.

0:58:08 > 0:58:10What d'you mean, standing by her?

0:58:10 > 0:58:12You trying to say he's got Nicole pregnant?

0:58:12 > 0:58:14Hopefully, things'll work out better in the long run.

0:58:14 > 0:58:18Now that Stella's going to try and work things out with Bob.

0:58:18 > 0:58:19What?

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