0:00:21 > 0:00:24Maybe we need a plan, to get out of here.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27I've got some ideas to make money, I'll just need to push them on a bit, that's all.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31I was thinking of buying a motor, bring it here to get checked over.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Ho!
0:00:33 > 0:00:34What do you think, mate?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37The numbers on the chassis don't add up.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38So...
0:00:38 > 0:00:41The motor's probably nicked.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Kirsty, she told her dad the truth at last.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Murray.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Don't worry, Eileen, I quit.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51You're leaving for good? I'm sorry to hear that.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Thanks for everything, Jimmy.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Do you know what we should do? - Go on to coffee?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Go into business together. - Aye, right.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I'm serious. I can pick up cheap cars and you can do them up.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I think this is going to be the start of a great partnership.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18MUSIC POUNDS
0:01:45 > 0:01:48What are you sitting yourself for?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- I'm not really in the mood, mate. - What's up?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Nothing. - You're usually the life and soul.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Aye, well...
0:01:57 > 0:01:58..not tonight.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01We're supposed to be celebrating tonight!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03You know what, you're right.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07All right, mate?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Mate, I hope your patter's better than that with those two lassies.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15What two lassies?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18The ones from the club, they're through there.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19You coming back through?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22No, I think I might just head.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Do you know what?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Get this down you.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32What is it?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Rocket fuel, that's all you need to know, mate.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Watch and learn, mate.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30TV: 'We've got a special delivery! What's it going to be today?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32'Meow!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36# Special delivery service!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39# What's it going to be today? #
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Ohhhh...
0:03:42 > 0:03:45'Meow!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50'There you are!
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- 'So, where's this unusual...?' - 'Shh!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56'Follow me!'
0:03:58 > 0:04:00What a state, eh?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Just leave him.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05But I think he might be in a coma.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Ohhh! What's happening?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Glad you could join us.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22What...?
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Well, if I'm up and out for work so are you.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Aye, all right, don't need to soak me.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Hey, the place stinks of booze, what's wrong with your room?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38So what are you up to today?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39I dunno.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41You should get out and about.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46I can't stop thinking that people are talking about me.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Any chance of keeping the noise down?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Forget that, we need to get out there and face them.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53I need to, you mean.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I'm dying, man.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Look we're a family, aren't we? So we face them together.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Oi, I need to go and lay off a crew of men -
0:05:06 > 0:05:08people who actually want to work.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10What are you doing today?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11I'm helping Bob at the garage.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Here...
0:05:17 > 0:05:22..I've got some dig money, he paid me last night.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35At least it's something.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Have a nice day.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46What?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Nothing.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Oh, good, it's awake.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Right, I'll give you this
0:06:16 > 0:06:20if you promise not to sing Arctic Monkeys at the top of your voice.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- You woke me up last night. - Was I singing?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Aye, well, if you could call it that.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27You might want to try and learn some words.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Sorry. So have I been here all night?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Are you kidding?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35What?!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I was trying to get you into your bed, do you not remember?
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Not really.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42You opened up about your confused sexuality.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Eh?!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46It was a relief you finally admitted it.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I mean, I knew all along. Most people do.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50DOORBELL RINGS
0:06:50 > 0:06:54I said I'd ask Robbie to take you to a club if it helped.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Don't give us it!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I could have had you all day with that,
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Robbie would have totally went with it.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Recorded delivery parcel for you, Bubba.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Ya beauty!
0:07:08 > 0:07:14Here, Ma, this is for you.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- What's this for? - Just a wee bit of rent in advance.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Thanks, Bubba.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20What's in the box?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24You will see, sis, you will see.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Turn that down a wee bit, eh?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38You're looking smart.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Aye, well, I've got to go to that seminar today,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42with the enterprise people, with my business plan.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Oh, right. A business plan for the Oyster?
0:07:45 > 0:07:46It's a greasy spoon.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Why are you being like this? - Like what?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52You fell asleep last night when I was trying to tell you about it.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I was knackered, I'd been run off my feet.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Aye, well, I was really nervous about today.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59I wanted you to support me.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01You've got nothing to worry about.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05You look like somebody out of Dragons' Den.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I'm kiddin' on!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Right, we'll get a wee carry out tonight
0:08:09 > 0:08:12and watch a bit of the games,
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- I think the wrestling on. - Oh, great(!)
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I know. Right, I better get to The Ship.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Wish me luck!- Good luck. - DOOR CLOSES
0:08:32 > 0:08:36So...what do you think?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40If you wore them in the Commonwealth Games, you'd be disqualified.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42What you talking about?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46They make you feel like you're walking on air.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52I mean, how can anybody, not like these bad boys?
0:08:54 > 0:08:59They're absolute belters. Right I'm away to get ready.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Check you, are you wearing they trainers for a bet?!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Do you like them? - All you need's a shell suit
0:09:30 > 0:09:33and it's like the last ten years never happened.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Very good(!)- Cheery bye, cheeky!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46All right, mate?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Mate, are you trying to make my hangover worse?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Do you like them?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52They look like the inside of my stomach.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Score us a fiver, I'll get these in, I'm skint again.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Two coffees, pal.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Here, what happened with the two lassies last night?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Do you not remember?- No.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- You pulled.- Really? Aye right!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12She wanted to go back to yours but you wouldnae shut up.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15You kept talking about how you still lived with your mum,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- how you got divorced from Stella. - Oh, you're joking.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20"I could've been a great dad.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22"I got jilted at the altar."
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I had tears running down my face, cheered me up.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I wasn't the only one spilling my guts,
0:10:27 > 0:10:30you kept talking to that other lassie about your maw, non-stop.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I must have done something right, she gave me her number.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Here, haud on.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Ya beauty!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43WHISTLES
0:10:45 > 0:10:48You going to make this month's repayments?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- I should be good for next week. - Are you sure about that?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Aye, Angus has been putting a lot of work my way.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Turning them away, so I am.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I don't know what your problem is?
0:11:19 > 0:11:23He was a perv with a mid-life crisis, the world's full of them.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26And it's my fault. Now he doesn't have a job.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31He's a boring man with a boring life who just couldn't help himself.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I feel bad.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Don't, you're never going to have see him again anyway.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42What do you mean?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44He's gone. He's packed his bags and he's moved.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- How do you know that? - Will told me.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- You mean he's moved because of me? - Probably, yeah.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I've seen hundreds of guys like him.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Why was he even offering you drink in that room anyway?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- He was just talking to me. - Yeah, but he knows you're underage,
0:12:08 > 0:12:13- and he still kept offering you drink?- He didn't do anything!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16There was a guy just like Murray at my care home,
0:12:16 > 0:12:21was all friendly, next thing you know, he was trying it on with me.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23So what did you do?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28I got up and went into the kitchen to make a cup of tea.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31But he followed me, didn't he?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34I was boiling the kettle and he was still trying to touch me.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38So I turned round and I poured boiling water
0:12:38 > 0:12:43all over that scumbag's legs, should have heard him scream.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50They're all the same, don't trust anyone, ever.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Top work on that last car by the way.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Work? Chopping, you mean.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15The guy would be happy to send more work our way.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18No, I told you I don't want this to become a regular thing.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21What else are you going to do? Bob, the garage is dead.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I don't know.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28It was a good last night, wasn't it?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Had worse.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33PHONE RINGS
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Montego Motors.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44No, this is Montego Motors.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48No bother. All right. Bye.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Tell your man I'll maybe do one more motor.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Bob, I don't want to push you into anything
0:14:06 > 0:14:08you're not comfortable with.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10But if you're sure.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Right, I'll give him a call.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21But you are going to say aye?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24It's the Manley Park Hotel for goodness' sake!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27What are you like? It's only a couple of days.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I know, but I've never left Cal a whole weekend before.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Stop worrying, your ma's got him. - Then why do I feel so bad?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Because you're a mammy, you worry too much.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39See the way he looked at me this morning, it was as if he knew.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Don't be ridiculous.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Do you remember the first time your ma left you when you were wee?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Not really.- Neither will he. He'll be absolutely fine.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Robbie, I'm not being cheeky, but you've never had a kid that age.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52But I used to be one.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55My ma gret when I went to nursery, school and college.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58It's normal. It'll be easier for next time.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- I hope so.- And before you know it, he'll be grown up
0:15:00 > 0:15:03and away living his own life anyway.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Eh, is that meant to be helping? - It's the truth.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Well, I've got nothing to wear to this place we're going.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12So don't wear anything, don't think there'll be any complaints.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Robbie!
0:15:13 > 0:15:17As Tammy once said, "Sometimes it's hard to be a woman!"
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Come on.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Right, OK, mate. I'll be in touch.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Cheers.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- What did he say? - He's a big fan of your work.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Has he got one or no'?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35No can do, mate.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Maybe it's for the best.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41How do you work that out?
0:15:42 > 0:15:47Lenny Murdoch's got a bit of money in the garage, he wouldnae be happy.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I thought you said you were related to him?
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- Well, his grandson's my nephew. - Right, that's close.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Have you no' seen The Godfather? Michael kills his ain brother.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Well, I've got two points to make there.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01One, it's a film, so the story isnae real,
0:16:01 > 0:16:03and we're chopping up cars, not bodies.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- You just don't get it, do you? - Aye, I do.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08There are people you don't cross.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Right, well, I need to be bring in some money to help my dad -
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- even he's skint at the moment. - Well, my ma's hardly minted, is she?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Aye, well, at least you've got your sister and Jimmy bringing a wage in.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Suppose.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Seeing as you've got a bit of spare time on your hands...
0:16:32 > 0:16:33What now?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Can you give me a lift to my mate's and back?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Get the bus. - There's no' a bus stop near his bit.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Mate, I owe you one.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46And promise me you won't talk whilst we're going there, eh?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56So this is where you've been hiding.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Look, I'm sorry I never came back into work.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01It's just...the thing was terrible, man.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I'm not annoyed at you for leaving the seminar,
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I just want to get to the bottom of why it happened.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I didnae know what they were talking about.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Like what?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Well, it was pure gobbledegook, man. You'd need about five degrees
0:17:14 > 0:17:16to actually understand what they're saying.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Right, well, give me an example.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Right, well, we need to...
0:17:23 > 0:17:25.."prioritise the end-user experience".
0:17:25 > 0:17:29That's something that happens in the Oyster every day.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Basically it means what a customer thinks of a product
0:17:31 > 0:17:33or service after they've bought it.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Right, well, why didn't they just say that, then?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39So if you ask a customer, if they've enjoyed their coffee,
0:17:39 > 0:17:43you're "prioritising the end-user experience".
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Right, well, we do that anyway.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Anybody can learn the terminology,
0:17:48 > 0:17:51but understanding it and putting it into practice, that is
0:17:51 > 0:17:53a completely different skill.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55I think you do a lot of that already.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58I'm sorry. I just...
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Don't be.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Look...
0:18:01 > 0:18:03..imagine you were drawing up a business plan.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Right, what would you put in it?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07What changes would your propose for the cafe?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Well, I'd make more space, I'd rip out the booths and that.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Won't please the traditionalists.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Aye, but it'd make more room for paying customers.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23We could extend anyway, we could build a conservatory out the back.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- Maximising space again? - Aye, well we need it.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Good.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Right, go away and write everything up,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31then we can put some figures next to things.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Then we can catch up later in the pub, yeah?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35All right, OK, great.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I owe you a drink.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Excellent, right, I'll see you later.- I'll see you.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57This is ridiculous! Can you no' remember where the house is?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Just keep driving.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I know it's here somewhere.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- You're lost.- I'm not.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Right, stop.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- What?- That's it.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11This is it. I've remembered now.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Wait a minute? Who do you know that stays in there?
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Just a mate.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- What is it you said you were picking up from him again?- Just some keys.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Right, I'll be out in a bit.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30BURGLAR ALARM BLARES
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Wait a minute. What's going on? - What does it look like?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Are you off your head? You cannae do this!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49ALARM CONTINUES TO BLARE
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Angus, come on!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59What, are you serious?
0:20:59 > 0:21:00What you doing?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34You stole a motor?!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Aye, I took the scenic route, a great wee drive.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I don't believe you. How could you do this?
0:21:39 > 0:21:40What are we going to do with it?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43An absolute cracker, eh? Get in...
0:21:44 > 0:21:46..got heated seats and everything.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Come on, I'll show you all the toys.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01There's, er, some interesting stuff under your seat.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Somebody's gonnae be quaking in their boots that that's gone astray.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- I want nothing to do with this! - Oh, will you calm down?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Calm down? I'm gonnae phone the police.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- What're you playing at? - You cannae stop me.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Give me that. - What are you going to say?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Look, I don't want any part in this.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I'm gonnae tell them that you stole the motor and it's at my garage.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Erm, I'm probably being picky here,
0:22:41 > 0:22:43but have you not chopped a couple of cars recently?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- That was different. - How was it different?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Bob, I'm no' saying this is right, OK?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52I'm just saying how I think the police will add it up.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56How did I get into this? I thought you were supposed to be a mate.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58They'd know you drove me to the car.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00I didn't know what you were gonnae do.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02You waited outside, while I broke into the house.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04You saw me with the key, you didnae try to stop me.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Course I tried. What else was I supposed to do?
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Och!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Look...
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Bob, it's just the way the stars have aligned themselves,
0:23:22 > 0:23:23don't fight it, man.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Who are you, Mystic Meg?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Would you risk everything and put your life in the hands of a jury?
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Some of them have probably had their precious wee clapped-up Fiesta
0:23:32 > 0:23:33stolen at some point
0:23:33 > 0:23:35and have a completely irrational hatred of car thieves.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39And, here, I picked these up from a contact on the way home.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42We're in this now!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46I cannae believe this.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Hey, you've got work to do, this is much easier, we're no' chopping
0:23:50 > 0:23:54the car, we're simply moving it on once you've worked your magic.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I'm the one taking all the risk.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I'll drive the car to the buyer, I'll pick up the cash.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03All you need to do is get it looking brand new
0:24:03 > 0:24:04and ready to export to Russia.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10How much?
0:24:10 > 0:24:1220 grand, 10 each.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15The car'll be out of the country before we know it.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17They can never trace it back to us.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Now, are you in or are you out?
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Cheers.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- Hiya.- All right, doll?
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Thought you'd be back sooner.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Aye, Alex was round at the flat.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47By the way, I've started my business plan.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Oh, aye?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Going to gie us a large white wine and an orange juice, please?
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- Who's the wine for? - Alex. I said I'd buy him a drink.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01He's been dead supportive.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Just be careful.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Don't get yourself all worked up about it all.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Oh, Stevie, don't ruin it.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11I'm going to heavy go for it next time.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14You're no' going back, are you?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Aye, I'll need to read up on hunners of stuff but first.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Whatever makes you happy.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Let me buy these. Get one for yourself. Stevie, eh?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- I'm all right, mate. - No, go on, I insist.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I'm all right, mate.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Keep the change, then. Make sure that bottle's nicely chilled, eh?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Right, here, so see the way that I've done that,
0:25:34 > 0:25:36- put it in that format, is that all right?- Yeah, that's fine.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- Are you sure?- Aye.- Does it... - You've been busy, eh?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Need to be careful, cos the polis will be looking for this already.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Were you born worrying? Just lie back and think of the money.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Leave this to me. - And if you get caught?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I'll just say it was your fault.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I found some CDs in the glove compartment.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00I think his taste in motors is better than his taste in music.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20# Ave Maria... #
0:26:20 > 0:26:23So you've filled out the all relevant information about the car?
0:26:23 > 0:26:24I have.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Look, it can only have been a couple of hours since it's gone.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29I understand.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32So it should be easy enough to spot.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- We'll do everything we can. - Er, is that it?
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Were you expecting something else?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Well, it was a present from my brother,
0:26:41 > 0:26:43so it does mean... Well, it means a lot to me.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45I'm sorry.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46And it's a very special model.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- Can I be honest?- Please do.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53The fact that it's special is part the problem.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56There's been a spate of high-end vehicle thefts, stolen to order,
0:26:56 > 0:26:58selling abroad.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00All right, I see.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03We'll do everything we can to find the vehicle obviously,
0:27:03 > 0:27:04all I'm saying is that if we do find it,
0:27:04 > 0:27:09- we'll have to hold onto it for a while.- OK.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Well, thanks for being so honest. - No problem.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I heard you got a promotion, Mickey.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28You heard right. Cheers.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Normally a man in your situation gets his car nicked,
0:27:37 > 0:27:39they go to the polis.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Already been.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47And?
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Worse than useless, they've already given up.
0:27:51 > 0:27:52So now you've come to me?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56No need to say it with so much glee.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57A sort of last resort.
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Can you help us or not?
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Come on, don't be like that, I'm surprised, that's all.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Man in your line of work owning a car like that.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10We've all got our weaknesses.
0:28:10 > 0:28:15I'm not exactly into wine, women or song. I like fast cars.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19All right, I'll see what I can do, but I'm a busy man.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22I'll be very grateful.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24How grateful?
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Is this what the world's coming to now,
0:28:29 > 0:28:32got to be paid to do our good deeds?
0:28:32 > 0:28:34C'mon, it's just a simple question.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42I'm on the committee of the St Anthony's Group,
0:28:42 > 0:28:45there's a lot of important men on it,
0:28:45 > 0:28:48do a lot of good work for charity but...
0:28:49 > 0:28:51..you know, they help each other out too.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56I might be able to get you an introduction.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00An introduction?
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Well, maybe a recommendation.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07It depends.
0:29:07 > 0:29:08On what?
0:29:09 > 0:29:10The safe return of my car.
0:29:14 > 0:29:18I've been doing a wee bit of my own detective work.
0:29:18 > 0:29:19Found these in the driveway.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Oooh! That narrows it down.
0:29:28 > 0:29:32All right. I know some people, OK? I'll get on to them.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Here, write down the registration number.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43You know, it's not just the car I'm concerned about.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45There's a couple of other things.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49My favourite CD collection's in it.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52I'd hate for anything to happen to that.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Yeah, well, we better hope they havenae scratched them, then.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Yeah, well, for their sake, they better not have.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21I'm no' going anywhere until I've got the rest of the money.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Get lost, ya wee bawbag!
0:30:23 > 0:30:25It's no' fair - a deal's a deal.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Do you know what?
0:30:27 > 0:30:29I'll no' be bringing anything this way in future.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32Aye, well, the business'll hardly collapse, will it?
0:30:33 > 0:30:36Now get...before I change my mind!
0:30:37 > 0:30:38All right, big man.
0:30:40 > 0:30:41Aye, run.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53POUNDING ON DOOR
0:30:54 > 0:30:58- Who is it?- Who do you think it is? Will you open the door?
0:31:02 > 0:31:04- Are you just yourself?- Aye.
0:31:13 > 0:31:14Everything all right?
0:31:15 > 0:31:17No, no, it isnae.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19What happened?
0:31:19 > 0:31:21- Big Rab shafted us.- What?
0:31:21 > 0:31:23He wouldnae give me the full 20 grand.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26So...
0:31:26 > 0:31:27He would only give me 15.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33That's the oldest trick in the book. You could be keeping the other five.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35What, you really think I'd do that?
0:31:36 > 0:31:37That's not very nice.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42Bloody swine that he is!
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Does that mean we get seven and a half each?
0:31:47 > 0:31:50I'm never doing business with that guy again.
0:31:50 > 0:31:51Right.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Look, mate, I'm sorry I said that about the other five.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Don't worry about it, I'd probably have done the same.
0:32:07 > 0:32:08Look, I'm sorry too.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10What for?
0:32:10 > 0:32:11For letting him shaft us.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16I suppose we're in nae position to take the moral high ground, are we?
0:32:18 > 0:32:20No.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25Lenny...
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Lenny, here...
0:32:29 > 0:32:31There's two payments there.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38- Things must be picking up for you right enough, eh?- Aye.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40What's your pal's name again?
0:32:41 > 0:32:43- Angus?- Angus.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Angus must know a lot of people that need their cars fixed, eh?
0:32:47 > 0:32:50Aye, he's a good guy to know.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Right, well, I'd better head. See you later.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20- Hiya.- Hi.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Glad you could join us.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Have you ever known me to turn down a drink?
0:33:25 > 0:33:27- Stella, how did you get on? - Aye, fine.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30- It was better than fine. - Cheers for backing me up.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Right, I'll leave youse in peace, I'll see you later.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- All right.- Right, bye.- Bye.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- So, I've been thinking about your invite.- And?
0:33:39 > 0:33:41It'll cost a fortune.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44I'm no' paying for it, I won it in a charity raffle last year,
0:33:44 > 0:33:47and if I don't use it soon, it'll run out.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Right, you're on.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51What, you're up for it?
0:33:51 > 0:33:53If I'm still invited.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Well, I wish you'd told me last night.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58- I've given it away to my wee cousin and her boyfriend.- What?
0:33:58 > 0:34:01I'm supposed to be working in London anyway.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Ach, well, don't worry about it, these things happen.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09Oh, very good, aye(!)
0:34:09 > 0:34:11As if I believed you anyway.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Wild horses couldn't keep me away.
0:34:13 > 0:34:14Can I have another red wine, please?
0:34:19 > 0:34:20Oh!
0:34:22 > 0:34:23You forget something, Father?
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Monsignor now.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29- Any joy?- Well, I've been trying the usual suspects,
0:34:29 > 0:34:31but nobody's biting.
0:34:31 > 0:34:32The one left -
0:34:32 > 0:34:35- I'm going to pop along and see him the now.- Good.
0:34:39 > 0:34:40There is something else.
0:34:42 > 0:34:43I'm listening.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47I left something in the car, it's... it's more of a personal nature.
0:34:48 > 0:34:49I see.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52I really can't have it coming to public attention, you know,
0:34:52 > 0:34:53- man of my position.- Yeah.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58So...I was hoping I'd have your discretion.
0:35:00 > 0:35:01Yeah, you've got it.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06- Maybe you'd like an explanation? - No, no, it's all right.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- I'm no' very good with confessions.- Aye.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11I'll be in touch...Monsignor.
0:35:33 > 0:35:37- Oh, you got a problem there? - Just looking.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Lenny Murdoch - it's been a while, eh?
0:35:40 > 0:35:43- I'm interested in this one. - Aye, it's no' for sale.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45C'mon, Rab. Everything's for sale.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48I've sold it, it's getting picked up tomorrow night.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51I could really be doing with one like that,
0:35:51 > 0:35:53any more where it came fae?
0:35:53 > 0:35:55I only sell to the foreign market.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Give me the name of your supplier?
0:35:57 > 0:36:00You know me better than that.
0:36:01 > 0:36:02Fair enough.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05If you change your mind, though, you let me know, eh?
0:36:09 > 0:36:10I don't think so.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14MUSIC PLAYS: "Tequila" by The Champs
0:36:15 > 0:36:18- There you go, troops.- Cheers, mate.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23Cheers, my man. Here, keep the change.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Why's everybody throwing it about today?
0:36:29 > 0:36:30Right, get it down you.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42That's more like it, man.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44How many of them did we do down at the club last night?
0:36:44 > 0:36:46Lost count.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Let's go. See you later!
0:36:54 > 0:36:56THEY CHUCKLE
0:37:18 > 0:37:21- MUSIC SWITCHES - This is total garbage.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24- How can anybody listen to this? - I don't know.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27IMITATES GREGORIAN CHANT
0:37:29 > 0:37:31Subo, eat your heart out.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Nah, I'm more of a Beethoven man mysel'.
0:37:34 > 0:37:35KNOCK AT DOOR
0:37:35 > 0:37:36Ssh!
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Did anybody see us come in?
0:37:46 > 0:37:48I think one of you boys dropped something?
0:37:48 > 0:37:52A wee souvenir from your night out clubbing?
0:37:52 > 0:37:54Hmm?
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Well, I hope "Alison" was worth it.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Tell me, have you ever heard the phrase,
0:38:00 > 0:38:02"Don't shit on your own doorstep"?
0:38:02 > 0:38:03Look...
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Mr Murdoch, I think you've picked us up wrong.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Bob, tell your pal not to insult my intelligence.
0:38:10 > 0:38:11Shut up, Angus.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14- You know how bad this makes me look? - Nobody needs to find out.
0:38:14 > 0:38:15Shut up, Angus!
0:38:15 > 0:38:18I knew youse was up to something dodgy, but stealing to order?
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Not exactly a Brain of Britain moment, was it?
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Honestly, I don't know who's feeding you this, but it's a lot of rubbish.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26See, if you don't shut up, son, I'm going
0:38:26 > 0:38:27to use this to rip your tongue out
0:38:27 > 0:38:30and force-feed it to him, you get me?
0:38:33 > 0:38:36Now, this car belongs to a friend of mine.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Look, we can explain...
0:38:40 > 0:38:41Angus, gonnae shut up.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45So...what do you want from us?
0:38:45 > 0:38:49This friend of mine, he's a very important man,
0:38:49 > 0:38:51I don't want to be letting him down.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53How can we fix this?
0:38:53 > 0:38:57You bring that car back here 6pm tomorrow, as good as it was.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00No chance, the guy that bought it's a headcase...
0:39:00 > 0:39:01Who, Big Rab?
0:39:02 > 0:39:03D'you know him?
0:39:03 > 0:39:06Oh, I know him. He'll be wanting his money back and a couple of grand
0:39:06 > 0:39:08for the bother.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11- We've not got two grand. - You'd better find it, then.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16And just for future reference, "Ant",
0:39:16 > 0:39:18I think you should let "Dec" here do the talking.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24SPANNER CLATTERS
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Let me explain something to you -
0:39:31 > 0:39:34we are in big trouble.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37The kind even YOU won't be able to talk your way out of.
0:39:37 > 0:39:38How are we gonnae get the car back?
0:39:38 > 0:39:40We arenae, YOU are.
0:39:44 > 0:39:45It could be worse.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50How?
0:39:54 > 0:39:56I'm getting blitzed.
0:39:57 > 0:39:58Me too.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06# MUSIC: "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz
0:40:12 > 0:40:14# Oh hoo hoo hoo hoo
0:40:15 > 0:40:17# I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
0:40:17 > 0:40:21# I got sunshine in a bag
0:40:21 > 0:40:24# I'm useless, but not for long
0:40:24 > 0:40:26# The future is coming on
0:40:26 > 0:40:29# I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
0:40:29 > 0:40:32# I got sunshine in a bag
0:40:32 > 0:40:35# I'm useless, but not for long
0:40:35 > 0:40:38# The future is coming on
0:40:38 > 0:40:41# It's coming on It's coming on
0:40:41 > 0:40:43# It's coming on, it's coming on
0:40:43 > 0:40:47# Finally someone let me out of my cage
0:40:47 > 0:40:49# Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age
0:40:49 > 0:40:52# Now, I couldn't be there Now, you shouldn't be scared
0:40:52 > 0:40:55# I'm good at repairs And I'm under each snare
0:40:55 > 0:40:58# Intangible - bet you didn't think so I command you to
0:40:58 > 0:41:01# Panoramic view Look, I'll make it all manageable
0:41:01 > 0:41:04# Pick and choose, sit and lose, all you... #
0:41:04 > 0:41:05MUSIC OFF
0:41:05 > 0:41:08HE SIGHS
0:41:18 > 0:41:19All right, Ma?
0:41:20 > 0:41:24First thing, you need to calm your jets with that drinking.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29I'll never drink again.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Second thing, that money you gave me yesterday,
0:41:32 > 0:41:34where did it come from?
0:41:34 > 0:41:37I'm no' complaining, it's just been bothering me.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40Ma, look...
0:41:41 > 0:41:43..about that money, I was wondering if...
0:41:43 > 0:41:45I just need to know where it's come from.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51It's all the jobs I've done recently that paid cash-in-hand -
0:41:51 > 0:41:53the stuff that I kept from the taxman.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57We've been skint for ages.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Why did you not dip into it before now?
0:42:00 > 0:42:03I didn't know if I was goin' to get to keep it.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05I thought the taxman would be after me.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Oh, Bubba, you're a wee gem.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15That'll go a long way to help me sleep at night, I tell you that.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Good. Nice one. Glad I was able to help, Ma.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16Wonders will never cease, what are you doing up?
0:43:16 > 0:43:18I didn't want to get water-boarded again.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Dry your eyes, it was a wee joke.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23Your Granda' used to do it all the time - never done me any harm.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26Right, you two, I'll see youse later. I need to go.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30- All right, mate - is Angus in? - Aye, in you go.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Angus, can I talk to you?
0:43:34 > 0:43:38Er... Not just now, no.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40- It's about Murray.- Later.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42I've got some stuff I need to sort out.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49What are you doin'?
0:43:49 > 0:43:51I've just been to the garage and I can't get in.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54I had to come back here and get freshened up.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56While I'm locked out of my own garage. What d'you do that for?
0:43:56 > 0:44:00Mate, I'm sorry. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04Well, I've got drunk, I've slept on it and I'm still none the wiser.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09What are we gonnae we do?
0:44:12 > 0:44:14We could offer to buy it back.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21We could get our legs broken here...
0:44:21 > 0:44:23or worse.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25I'll volunteer to do yours.
0:44:35 > 0:44:36How're we goin' to sort this out?
0:44:42 > 0:44:43C'mon.
0:44:46 > 0:44:50I've got a Volvo V50 with only 30,000 miles on the clock.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53What?!
0:44:53 > 0:44:54Are you nuts?
0:44:54 > 0:44:56I'd be giving it away at that price.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00I've got another one here, aye.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05- That's it.- Are you sure?
0:45:05 > 0:45:09Aye! I helped put it there.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11So what now?
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Why don't I just go in and talk to him?
0:45:13 > 0:45:16Nah... I don't think the big man's much of a listener.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18All right then, let's go.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20Look, I'm against stealing,
0:45:20 > 0:45:23but I don't think you've got much of an option here.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26Me? It's you that's gonnae steal it.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29- Me?!- Aye - he's already seen me. It's gonnae have to be you.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32- I don't know if I can do that! - Bob, it's now or never.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34That car will be on its way to Russia by tonight.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Aye - and if the motor goes to Russia, we're dead.
0:45:36 > 0:45:37Aye, so just be careful
0:45:37 > 0:45:40because the big man'll go crazy if he catches you.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42Any more helpful hints?
0:45:54 > 0:45:56Listen, hen,
0:45:56 > 0:45:58I don't care what your day's been like, you should have had
0:45:58 > 0:46:03a driver out here to pick up that refurbished Fiat an hour ago.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05Do you think I'm running a charity here?
0:46:05 > 0:46:09HE WHISTLES
0:46:13 > 0:46:16CAR ALARM WAILS
0:46:16 > 0:46:18I'll call you back.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01Who the hell are YOU?
0:47:01 > 0:47:05I've been sent over to pick up the refurbished Fiat.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07You're late.
0:47:07 > 0:47:09Do you want me to pick it up or not?
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Sign there and there.
0:47:23 > 0:47:24Ho?
0:47:24 > 0:47:26What?
0:47:27 > 0:47:29The keys to the Fiat?
0:47:44 > 0:47:46- Mate, there's hunners of different keys.- What?
0:47:46 > 0:47:48Just try them all.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Come on!
0:47:53 > 0:47:56Mate, you've already tried that one!
0:47:56 > 0:47:57Ssh!
0:47:58 > 0:48:00CAR LOCK BLEEPS
0:48:13 > 0:48:15ENGINE REVS
0:48:17 > 0:48:19INDISTINCT SHOUTING
0:48:27 > 0:48:29- Wahey-hey!- Yes!
0:48:31 > 0:48:33- We did it!- No, mate, you did it.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35I cannae believe we got away with it.
0:48:37 > 0:48:40I just hope we don't bump into Big Rab on a dark night.
0:48:40 > 0:48:43Don't you worry about that, I'll be staying in for a while.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45You're a natural! Here, we should do this again.
0:48:45 > 0:48:48Absolutely no chance.
0:48:50 > 0:48:53Dare me to put my foot down, see what she's like?
0:48:53 > 0:48:54There's the polis!
0:48:56 > 0:49:00- It's all right, they're miles away. - Told you this was goin' to happen!
0:49:00 > 0:49:01Calm down.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03What do you mean calm down? It's the polis!
0:49:03 > 0:49:05I'm on it!
0:49:06 > 0:49:08No chance.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11- Sod this - I'm off.- Bob...
0:49:11 > 0:49:12Bob!
0:49:12 > 0:49:14SIREN WAILS
0:49:14 > 0:49:15Bob!
0:49:37 > 0:49:38Bob!
0:49:41 > 0:49:43They weren't looking for us.
0:49:48 > 0:49:49Bob!
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Come back, you total fandan.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Come on.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02You think it's funny, aye?
0:50:02 > 0:50:04Look at the state of my trainers!
0:50:04 > 0:50:06Get a new pair.
0:50:06 > 0:50:07What?
0:50:10 > 0:50:12Oh, mate - you're stinkin'.
0:50:12 > 0:50:14Mate, I swear to God...
0:50:14 > 0:50:15All right!
0:50:17 > 0:50:20SIREN WAILS
0:50:26 > 0:50:27We should head back.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30No! Not until the polis are away.
0:50:30 > 0:50:33How many times do I need to tell you, they're not after us.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35Five more minutes, all right?
0:50:42 > 0:50:43What?
0:50:48 > 0:50:49Shut up.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07Thanks.
0:51:17 > 0:51:19What?
0:51:19 > 0:51:20Nothing.
0:51:27 > 0:51:28Did you know that Murray's gone?
0:51:30 > 0:51:32I heard.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34For good?
0:51:34 > 0:51:36Apparently.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40That's really bad, isn't it?
0:51:40 > 0:51:42Well...
0:51:43 > 0:51:44..maybe it's for the best.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47I'm really sorry.
0:51:48 > 0:51:49So am I.
0:51:51 > 0:51:54We need to get on with things though, both of us.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12We need to get cleaned up.
0:52:16 > 0:52:20We need to stash this somewhere safe.
0:52:20 > 0:52:22What are we going to say to Lenny?
0:52:22 > 0:52:25Funnily enough, that's just what I was thinking.
0:52:28 > 0:52:31Lenny, I'm sorry. We got chased by the polis.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33You can see the motor's outside, but...
0:52:34 > 0:52:36The back seats are a wee bit dirty.
0:52:36 > 0:52:39The owner's not gonnae be best pleased, is he?
0:52:39 > 0:52:42Like I tell you, he's a friend of mine.
0:52:42 > 0:52:44He wants to meet youse both.
0:52:44 > 0:52:45Really?
0:52:45 > 0:52:48Oh, aye, you can give him his keys back personally.
0:52:50 > 0:52:51Ah-ah.
0:52:51 > 0:52:53I'll take care of that for you.
0:53:15 > 0:53:17He's no' going to read me my last rites, is he?
0:53:17 > 0:53:19You picked the wrong car to steal.
0:53:19 > 0:53:21Let me introduce you.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24Mickey Laverty - Monsignor Laverty to you.
0:53:24 > 0:53:27One of the best middleweights this city's ever seen.
0:53:27 > 0:53:29That was a long time ago.
0:53:29 > 0:53:32I cannae believe we stole a motor from a priest!
0:53:32 > 0:53:33What's the difference?
0:53:33 > 0:53:35About two decades of the rosary!
0:53:37 > 0:53:39Look, it was my fault.
0:53:39 > 0:53:40It was all my fault.
0:53:44 > 0:53:46Nothing been removed?
0:53:47 > 0:53:48- No.- No.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52- Good.- Well...
0:53:55 > 0:53:58I reckon the Monsignor needs a wee donation -
0:53:58 > 0:53:59just for the inconvenience.
0:53:59 > 0:54:01What?
0:54:07 > 0:54:11Really, boys - that's really generous.
0:54:11 > 0:54:15I know the Sisters of Asumpta have a badly leaking roof.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17That's our money.
0:54:17 > 0:54:18Shut it!
0:54:19 > 0:54:23Look, we're really, really sorry.
0:54:25 > 0:54:26Everybody happy?
0:54:29 > 0:54:31Right, off you go then, boys.
0:54:33 > 0:54:35Keep yourself out of trouble, eh?
0:54:38 > 0:54:40We'll say a wee prayer for you, eh?
0:54:43 > 0:54:46- Think he's untouchable cos he's got a collar on.- Just leave it, mate.
0:54:46 > 0:54:48What a day, man.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02I'll have a wee think about what we do next.
0:55:04 > 0:55:05Don't bother.
0:55:07 > 0:55:09We're skint. We need the money.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17I know a guy that'll help us.
0:55:18 > 0:55:20Shut up, Angus.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34What're you laughing at now?
0:55:36 > 0:55:39I'm just laughing at you getting stuck in the mud, man.
0:55:39 > 0:55:40It's not funny.
0:55:40 > 0:55:41It was.
0:55:44 > 0:55:45Shut up, man.
0:55:45 > 0:55:47THEY CHUCKLE
0:55:47 > 0:55:50Honestly, man - I was pure miserable yesterday,
0:55:50 > 0:55:51but you'd cheer anybody up.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01The night's still young.
0:56:01 > 0:56:03Haud on a minute.
0:56:05 > 0:56:07Oh, no!
0:56:08 > 0:56:10What?
0:56:18 > 0:56:19Hey, Alison...
0:56:20 > 0:56:22..it's Angus, how're you doin'?
0:56:30 > 0:56:32Anniversary breakfast is served.
0:56:32 > 0:56:33Anniversary?
0:56:33 > 0:56:35Us moving in together.
0:56:35 > 0:56:37I'm sorry, I'm not really into that kinda thing.
0:56:37 > 0:56:40The Delaney, could you manage a few hours down there?
0:56:40 > 0:56:41Aye, that'd be good.
0:56:41 > 0:56:44He says jump, you'll be like, "Oh, how high?"
0:56:44 > 0:56:46- Who lives there, anyway? - Just a girl.
0:56:46 > 0:56:48A girl? Is that it?
0:56:48 > 0:56:50- I'm looking for Eric.- He's not here.
0:56:50 > 0:56:53I know. That's why I came.
0:56:53 > 0:56:55I bet you a tenner I can get her on a date.
0:56:55 > 0:56:56Like candy fae a baby.
0:56:56 > 0:56:59- Hey, Zinny?- Here we go.
0:56:59 > 0:57:01'Alex has asked me if I can do the rest of the day.'
0:57:03 > 0:57:05Daein' a bit of overtime, aye?
0:57:05 > 0:57:06Stevie!
0:57:06 > 0:57:08You knew she wisnae meant to be working today!
0:57:08 > 0:57:10It's our anniversary!
0:57:10 > 0:57:11Stella, you should have said.