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0:00:18 > 0:00:19Attention!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34- Abbot! Where in hell have you been?!- Rome!

0:00:34 > 0:00:38How dare you summon me to your quarters like a common serf?

0:00:38 > 0:00:39My Lord, I need you.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42But it couldn't wait until tomorrow?

0:00:42 > 0:00:45No.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47It's too late for absolution.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51You're the only one who can...

0:00:51 > 0:00:56- who can help me now. - If you are truly willing to repent for all your sins...- I am.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Then you must make your peace with God, my son, and pray for His forgiveness.

0:01:00 > 0:01:06Ah, well, you see, it's not God I'm worried about... it's Prince John.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Then you really are in trouble.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11He already has Gisborne.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13And it's anyone's guess what he's doing with him.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Well, knowing the Prince as I do, my advice is this. Please him.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Please him?

0:01:20 > 0:01:24What do you think I've been doing all this time?!

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Weaving tapestries?!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Look.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33I have to execute Hood within one month, otherwise I'm horse-meat.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Well, I really don't see what you expect me to do about Robin Hood.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Now, I've had a very long journey, I need to return to my Abbey, so

0:01:40 > 0:01:45- if there's nothing else I will bid you good night.- Not so fast, Abbot.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50You will assist me.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Why on earth would I do that?

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Because... I know your little secrets!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Where did you get it?

0:02:05 > 0:02:09When I was looking for you at the Abbey I decided to do some nosing around.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10So you think you can blackmail me?

0:02:10 > 0:02:16Mmm... amazing how great men, no matter how revered,

0:02:16 > 0:02:21always have some explosive little nugget hidden away ready for someone like me to find, hmm?

0:02:21 > 0:02:26And as little nuggets go this is as explosive as it gets.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Abbot, even I was shocked. - Now you listen to me!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32No! You listen to me!

0:02:32 > 0:02:37You will use all your power and your influence, you will use the full

0:02:37 > 0:02:41might of the Church to help me finish off Robin Hood once and for all,

0:02:41 > 0:02:44or it'll be your head on the chopping block with mine. Got it?!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29You know this is my favourite thing.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31The handing out of parcels.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35Being welcomed into the village like sons returning from battle.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40It's better to give than to receive.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47You're an educated man, who said "It is better to give than to receive"?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Oh, it's nobody important, just some carpenter from Nazareth.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Oh. Him!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Get down! Get down!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59It's the Sheriff.

0:04:30 > 0:04:36Last night, the Abbot of Kirklees came to me and asked for my assistance.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38It has come to pass

0:04:38 > 0:04:48that Robin Hood and his gang of feral unwashed pustules have stolen from the Church.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Eh?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53What's he talking about?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I know

0:04:58 > 0:05:00that you know Robin Hood.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I know that some of you

0:05:03 > 0:05:05have come to look upon him as a friend. Don't be fooled.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Since his return from his travels,

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Hood has become a Satanic killer.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20And anybody harbouring him should be damned to a heretic's death.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21At the stake...

0:05:23 > 0:05:27where their flesh should be charred from their bones.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Now, the Abbey is under my protection.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38I've thrown a cordon around it and tripled security just in case

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Hood tries to steal again.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48If this village does not assist me in capturing Robin Hood,

0:05:48 > 0:05:52then it shall be deemed infected with evil

0:05:52 > 0:05:58and it shall be wiped clean of every living creature.

0:06:02 > 0:06:08By the power vested in me by His Holiness Pope Celestine III,

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I issue this holy edict.

0:06:10 > 0:06:20It's every man, woman and child's sacred duty to help bring the demon Robin Hood to justice!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22This is bad.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24This is very bad.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27This is not good!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30It wasn't me. I wasn't anywhere near the Abbey last night.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Don't you understand?

0:06:32 > 0:06:35The Abbot has damned our souls forever!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38All right, all right, less of the forever.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Why would the Abbot do this?

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Only one way to find out.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44No, no no...

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Come on, Robin, we have to confront the Abbot, right now!

0:06:46 > 0:06:51- Challenge him. We need to understand why he did this. What hold the Sheriff- has over him.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54If we attack the Abbey now it'll just confirm the Sheriff's lies.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Well, then, what do you suggest we do about it?

0:06:57 > 0:06:58- We go to the people.- Ah...

0:06:58 > 0:07:02We go to the people and show them we're still on their side.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04We trust the people to make up their own minds.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Robin, the people fear and love the Church in equal measure.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Tuck's right. They'll never believe us over the Abbot!- Well, we'll see.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16I can't understand this. This is one of the finest scholars of his generation.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21He's spent his entire life crusading for justice, searching for truth...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Obviously there's something more precious to him than the truth.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Yes, and I need to find out what that is.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26We leave the Abbey alone.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- We need to find out... - Tuck, that's my final word!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36HE FARTS

0:08:38 > 0:08:40PLOP

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I'm busy.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Laborare est orare, my son.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Always remember.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Work is prayer.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Bene orasse est bene studuisse.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I see. You are an assassin.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17No.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Merely an inquisitor.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24You presume I fear your blade.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25I think you fear the Sheriff.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29What hold does he have over you that you would damn a man like Robin Hood?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32A man of honour and justice.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34My son,

0:09:34 > 0:09:42there are things going on here of such magnitude, of such complexity as to be beyond your understanding.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Try me.

0:09:52 > 0:09:59Once you see what is hidden here, you will understand why I had to do this.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02You know me, my son.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Have faith in me again.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Guards! Seize him!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I came here to help you.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01No-one can help me.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Take him.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Shouldn't we be looking for Tuck?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21I don't trust that monk.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23He can look after himself.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24We've important work here.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36What are you doing here?

0:11:36 > 0:11:39We just wanted to make sure you were provided for.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I can't accept it.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48And nor will anyone else.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49After all we've done for you people?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52All we've sacrificed? And this is how you treat us, is it?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55And what about what I've sacrificed?

0:11:55 > 0:12:00What we're all sacrificing every day while you and the Sheriff play out your little war games.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02We can't take the risk, Robin.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Not now the church has branded you a heretic.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Oh, come on!

0:12:05 > 0:12:07You don't buy all that mumbo jumbo.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11The Abbot of Kirklees is a great man. He wouldn't lie.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Rebecca, the Sheriff is using the Abbot to frighten you.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Well, it worked. - Well, let us protect you!

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Protect us?

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Where was your protection when my boy needed it?

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Your boy died for justice and truth.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Don't let that all go for nothing.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38Robin, even you can't take on the Church and win.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Robin, the Sheriff's men!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42You can't be seen here. Quick! Come on, get inside!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Robin.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- This is one of Hood's men! - It's Tuck.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19Last night he broke into the Abbey.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- What are you thinking? - We can't just hand them over.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24They're heretics now. You'll get us all killed.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28They've been good to us. I can't just see them hanged. Or worse.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Kate, don't be a fool.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Don't be like your brother.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Ten.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37- We can take them. - We can't save Tuck now.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40If we go out there, the Sheriff will know the people are sheltering us.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44- He's still one of us. - We are not going out there.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46He's baiting us. We are not playing the Sheriff's game.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- We stay put.- Look at him! Hmmm?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Trapped like a wild animal caught in the snare.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Is this how you want to end up?

0:14:05 > 0:14:08I'm your friend.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Yes, I know we've had our hard times

0:14:14 > 0:14:17but we will come through.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Now, who

0:14:20 > 0:14:23will help me capture Robin Hood?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Are you so blind that you cannot see?

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I am not your enemy, Hood is.

0:14:39 > 0:14:44I have not forsaken you, forsaken God, Hood has!

0:14:47 > 0:14:51If you do not assist me in the capture of Robin Hood, then things will only get worse.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Beginning with our friend here.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57Who will be torn apart on the rack tomorrow.

0:14:57 > 0:15:03And unless you want the same for yourselves and your loved ones, then you better come to your senses.

0:15:39 > 0:15:46You're no longer welcome here. And if any of you come again, we'll have no choice but to turn you in.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48We have to protect ourselves now.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Go and stay gone.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Forever.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Let's go.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Leave us.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44He sent you, hasn't he?

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Why is a man of learning prepared to sacrifice himself for a common thief?

0:16:48 > 0:16:53- Robin Hood is the last hope for this country.- An outlaw? I doubt that.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54You've seen the people.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56They're crying out for inspiration. For guidance.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59The Church can offer the people guidance.

0:16:59 > 0:17:04- The Church is lying to them. - Unless you give up Hood, Locksley is damned to death.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Women, children, the Sheriff will stop at nothing.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15There was a time when you would never let yourself be so intimidated.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17When you would defend a pauper against a Cardinal.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21You may have no care for your own life my son, but surely...

0:17:21 > 0:17:23surely you don't want innocents to die?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Why have you lost your stomach for the fight?!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Not so, my son,

0:17:27 > 0:17:29not so.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32I have simply chosen a different battleground.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35And what battleground is that?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37I know you, Abbot.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40I studied your writings when I was a boy.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Your translations of Aristotle, of Plato.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45I followed your teachings like an apostle.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Unless you give up Hood, there's nothing more I can do for you.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Your battleground has always been the words of great men.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Your mission was always to bring enlightenment to ordinary people.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- How has that changed?!- Tuck...

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Tuck...

0:18:02 > 0:18:05some words are more dangerous than others!

0:18:05 > 0:18:10Some words are deemed too holy to be translated.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Oh, sweet heavens, no.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18No, it can't be.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22The Holy Bible?

0:18:24 > 0:18:25In English?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28But the Pope has decreed it remain in Latin.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Now you see why I have to tread carefully.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Look.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Look, my son.

0:18:41 > 0:18:47If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love,

0:18:47 > 0:18:49I gain nothing.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52"St Paul's letter to the Corinthians."

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Ten years hard toil.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57This could change everything.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01Give the people the power to interpret the will of God.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03It would be a revolution.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07I have to stop the Sheriff burning my book.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10So this is why you are the Sheriff's slave.

0:19:10 > 0:19:15He will destroy it unless I make you betray Hood.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Join with me.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25I will never betray him.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Then I fear for your life, my son.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46How much for two barrels of tar?

0:19:46 > 0:19:50You got to have a signed warrant from the Sheriff to purchase tar.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52How much to make sure you and your family are provided for?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- How about that? - Will you cover for me?

0:19:55 > 0:20:01Where are you going? All right.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05- Be careful though, yeah?- Thanks.

0:20:05 > 0:20:10How much? Don't just stand there gawping this time, eh?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Say erm... Tell her she's perfect.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Women love to hear that sort of thing.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Kate? I have to talk to you.

0:20:42 > 0:20:47The Sheriff's guards slaughtered all our animals. Because we didn't give up Robin.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48I want to help you.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53I care about you, Kate.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Why are you doing this?- Because...

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I think you're perfect.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Perfect?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Is that a joke?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11I look at you

0:21:13 > 0:21:15and I want to...

0:21:18 > 0:21:22- protect you.- Can't you see you're just making things worse?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Maybe.

0:21:26 > 0:21:31- Well, I'm sorry. I can't help it... I've never...- Look, nothing could ever happen between us. Ever.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Do you understand?

0:21:33 > 0:21:37You're dirty, you smell and you're trouble.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39The best thing you could do is just vanish.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Brother Tuck.

0:22:06 > 0:22:11For crimes against God, the Church and the faithful of Nottingham,

0:22:11 > 0:22:14you are to be racked, drawn and quartered.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Beautiful day.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Almost makes you want to burst into song.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27You start off, I'll harmonize.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Oh. Humour.

0:22:31 > 0:22:38Well, perhaps you need to know that my favourite moment of this delightful little procedure

0:22:38 > 0:22:43is when you hear that great big pop pop pop pop!

0:22:43 > 0:22:45This isn't over, Sheriff!

0:22:45 > 0:22:49Oh, really? What, you think Hood's going to rescue you, do you?

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Well, I don't see him.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Hood! Hood?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Hoody Hoody...

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Come out wherever you are.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Come back! Cowards! Back!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- You took your time! - We were a bit stretched.- Watch out!

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Where is the second relief?!

0:23:48 > 0:23:50A cloth!

0:24:19 > 0:24:23I just thought I'd put the spark back into our relationship, Sheriff!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36I thought I doubled the guard!

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Or did I just double the incompetence?

0:24:39 > 0:24:42You've allowed Hood to escape again!

0:24:42 > 0:24:45You're more useless than Gisborne!

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Tomorrow it's St Barnabus's day.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57All the people will be in the Abbey.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Yes. - We must give them something concrete.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Something they can touch, feel and smell.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06They don't need to touch or feel God to believe.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Idiot. These people need to be frightened out of their wits.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11What on earth would you have me tell them?

0:25:11 > 0:25:16That the hand of God will strike them down if they don't help you capture Hood?

0:25:20 > 0:25:22What did you just say?

0:25:22 > 0:25:25The hand of... Oh.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Oh, this is good.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30This is tremendous.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34- Divine inspiration?- I don't give Him the credit, no, this was all me.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41I want every wretched villager from Locksley in the Abbey tomorrow.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45I'll give them a St Barnabus's day they'll never forget!

0:25:50 > 0:25:52You disobeyed me.

0:25:52 > 0:25:57- I had no choice.- Tuck, we never act alone!- I had to find out what hold the Sheriff had over the Abbot.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02- And did you?- Oh, yes.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Yes, I did.- Well?

0:26:05 > 0:26:08The Abbot has translated the Bible into English.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12The Bible?

0:26:12 > 0:26:14- In English?- Yeah.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Oh, hang on, hang on. The Holy Bible

0:26:21 > 0:26:26- in English?- That's right, yes.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27Adam and Eve,

0:26:27 > 0:26:30the flood, Moses.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33- In English? - You catch on fast, don't you?

0:26:35 > 0:26:40- Loaves and fishes, crucifixion, resurrection, the Final Judgement, all in English?- Much!

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Is that even allowed?- No!

0:26:43 > 0:26:44It's blasphemy!

0:26:44 > 0:26:46No, John, no!

0:26:46 > 0:26:47It's progress.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51It's taken ten years

0:26:51 > 0:26:55- and it'll enlighten a nation.- Tuck.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Thank you, thank you.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02We have to get the Abbot to reverse his edict against us.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04There's a special service tomorrow morning.

0:27:04 > 0:27:10- St Barnabus's day. Everyone will be there. - Including the Sheriff and his men.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13So we have to find that Bible, right?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Allan, you go with Tuck.

0:27:15 > 0:27:20- All right.- He's the only man who knows what to look for. You know the castle better than anyone.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23When you find the Bible, you bring it to us.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25- Where?- The Abbey, Allan.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28If the Sheriff is using the Bible to make the Abbot lie,

0:27:28 > 0:27:31it's what we'll use to make him tell the truth.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37HE PRAYS IN LATIN

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Keep digging!

0:27:42 > 0:27:45SCRAPING

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Keep digging! Faster!

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Oh, God.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Dear Lord, no.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Stop this horror at once!

0:28:12 > 0:28:14They're digging up graves now!

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Told you it was tremendous.

0:28:19 > 0:28:20Holy Relics.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Something that they can touch and feel and smell.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25- Holy Relics?- Ah.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27The bones of Saint Luke.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30Or more specifically the hand of the great healer Saint Luke.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Kept for safety at Kirklees Abbey.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36The precious treasure Hood was after.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41The first body we exhumed was no good.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Funny, really - you'll like this.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47- In life he was a thief. Had both his hands chopped off, at my orders. - This is heinous.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50I know.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52But there is a kind of poetic irony to it, I think?

0:28:52 > 0:28:55No more. I will no longer be your whipping boy.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57Abbot!

0:29:06 > 0:29:12- Please!- Tomorrow morning, you will preside...

0:29:12 > 0:29:15- No!- ..over the ceremony.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17HE PRAYS IN LATIN

0:29:17 > 0:29:19You will stand alone,

0:29:19 > 0:29:24nodding happily, with your mouth tightly shut,

0:29:24 > 0:29:27agreeing with everything that I say,

0:29:27 > 0:29:31otherwise the rest of your Bible becomes toast!

0:29:31 > 0:29:33CHURCH BELLS PEAL

0:29:56 > 0:29:58It'll be big.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Right.

0:30:06 > 0:30:07Look.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14CLATTER

0:30:22 > 0:30:23Allan.

0:30:33 > 0:30:34This is it.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38It's the Bible.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42We need to get a move on, Tuck.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44Yeah.

0:30:55 > 0:30:59A HYMN IS SUNG IN LATIN

0:31:27 > 0:31:29HE PRAYS IN LATIN

0:31:36 > 0:31:43Tedii, Tedium, Tedius! That's quite enough of that rubbish.

0:31:47 > 0:31:48My children.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54I was once lost, like you.

0:31:55 > 0:32:00Wretched like you. Wandering in the wilderness.

0:32:00 > 0:32:06But it was there, in the desert crawling on my hands and knees

0:32:06 > 0:32:08like a dried crab...

0:32:09 > 0:32:15..that I was guided...to a cave.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17And it was in that cave...

0:32:19 > 0:32:22..that I found this -

0:32:22 > 0:32:26the hand of the divine physician Saint Luke!

0:32:26 > 0:32:28CONGREGATION GASPS

0:32:33 > 0:32:37It was this hand...that healed me.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Healed me of my pain,

0:32:40 > 0:32:47guided me on the path to salvation and cleansed me of all my sins!

0:32:50 > 0:32:56And it was this holy artefact that Robin Hood and his gang of men

0:32:56 > 0:33:02tried so flagrantly to steal, not once, but twice!

0:33:02 > 0:33:05That is why Robin Hood and his gang attacked the brothers of Kirklees.

0:33:05 > 0:33:09That is why Hood sent in his thug Tuck to break into the Abbey.

0:33:09 > 0:33:13And that is why Hood must burn at the stake!

0:33:15 > 0:33:16Wrong way.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20Get the Bible to Robin!

0:33:49 > 0:33:52Lock down the Castle! Search every room!

0:33:58 > 0:33:59No sign of them.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03There's no more time. I have to go in now.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06- This is suicide, Robin. - There's no other way.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09We have to go in there and show we're not afraid.

0:34:09 > 0:34:13If we blink now, the people will never believe in us again.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16I did give you an ultimatum, remember?

0:34:20 > 0:34:24So...where is he, eh?

0:34:26 > 0:34:27Hmm?

0:34:28 > 0:34:31Where's Robin Hood?

0:34:31 > 0:34:33I don't see him.

0:34:33 > 0:34:34Then open your eyes!

0:34:34 > 0:34:36CONGREGATION GASPS

0:34:40 > 0:34:42Oh, look.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44He's come to save the village.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47How noble.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50What are you going to do, Hood? Hmm?

0:34:50 > 0:34:53Are you going to kill me? Going to shoot me?

0:34:53 > 0:34:58And risk bringing down the wrath of Prince John on Nottingham? Well, I don't think you want that, do you?

0:34:58 > 0:34:59No.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03No, I wouldn't.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07Because I love Nottingham.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12I love its people.

0:35:12 > 0:35:15And I want to see them freed from your greed and your corruption.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22What about your greed? And your corruption?

0:35:22 > 0:35:25You attacked the Abbey to try and steal the holy artefacts.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27I didn't.

0:35:27 > 0:35:32Nor did I tax these people till they bled and brutalised them when they had nothing more to give.

0:35:32 > 0:35:38Yes, but you did break into the Abbey with the intention of stealing the Hand of Saint Luke.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40That is not the Hand of Saint Luke!

0:35:41 > 0:35:43Really?

0:35:44 > 0:35:48What? Pray tell. Whose hand is it?

0:35:48 > 0:35:50Ask the Abbot.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Well, come on, Abbot.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Tell them.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Yes, come on, Abbot.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Tell them.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05The truth is always the truth.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07You can't change that with an edict.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10Yes, and they deserve to be told the truth.

0:36:10 > 0:36:15You tell them now and this is all over.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17It certainly will be.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19If you say that relic is real

0:36:19 > 0:36:22then three innocent men will die.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26But if you deny it,

0:36:26 > 0:36:29those people must be released from your edict.

0:36:33 > 0:36:37And your reputation will be ground into the dust.

0:36:37 > 0:36:45And nothing you ever say or do will ever have any authority ever again.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47You will be finished.

0:36:53 > 0:36:54Your choice.

0:36:54 > 0:36:58And the choices we make at these moments define us for eternity.

0:37:06 > 0:37:11I decree, by the holy power of the Church,

0:37:11 > 0:37:14that this is the hand of the Holy Evangelist Saint Luke.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16CONGREGATION GASPS

0:37:16 > 0:37:19Tuck was wrong about you.

0:37:19 > 0:37:20Arrest those heretics!

0:37:20 > 0:37:24- Argh!- John! Enough! Enough!

0:37:25 > 0:37:29- It's over, John.- What? No!

0:37:29 > 0:37:30It's over.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48Your book is magnificent.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51I just wonder if the world is quite ready for it.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54Tuck, this is no place for decent, educated men. Give me my book.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01"If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames,

0:38:01 > 0:38:03but have not love, I gain nothing".

0:38:03 > 0:38:07- What are you going to do?- Me? I'm going to burn this book.- No!

0:38:07 > 0:38:09- Unless you save Robin Hood! - Tuck, don't be a fool!

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Yes, Tuck.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13Book burning is my job.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19Book, please.

0:38:23 > 0:38:28I shall be holding onto that until Robin Hood and his gang of maggots are reduced to ashes.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30Stick him on the fire with the rest of them.

0:38:36 > 0:38:37I win.

0:38:42 > 0:38:43- CROWD:- Burn them! Burn them!

0:38:51 > 0:38:53- CROWD:- Burn them! Burn them!

0:38:59 > 0:39:02HE PRAYS IN LATIN

0:39:04 > 0:39:05Heretics!

0:39:05 > 0:39:07Devils! I trusted you!

0:39:11 > 0:39:12Kate, please!

0:39:12 > 0:39:14It isn't true!

0:39:19 > 0:39:22Heretics! Devils! I trusted you!

0:39:25 > 0:39:26For crimes against the Church,

0:39:26 > 0:39:29heretical and blasphemous obscenity...

0:39:29 > 0:39:30Come on, Robin.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33- ..Robin Hood... - The rope's too thick.

0:39:37 > 0:39:39- I can't get through it. - We're toast. I knew it.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Light the fire!

0:39:45 > 0:39:48Argh!

0:39:49 > 0:39:52Wait! One moment.

0:39:56 > 0:39:57Yes.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02He has offended the faithful therefore

0:40:02 > 0:40:05the faithful must condemn him.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07The Abbot's right.

0:40:07 > 0:40:12It's the duty of every man, woman and child

0:40:12 > 0:40:15to destroy the heretic Robin Hood.

0:40:22 > 0:40:28Now, are you ready to condemn the heretic

0:40:28 > 0:40:32or be damned yourself? Eh?

0:40:38 > 0:40:39Burn them!

0:40:48 > 0:40:50Maggie, Maggie, it's all right.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52Just do it.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Very touching. Very sweet.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05HE LAUGHS

0:41:09 > 0:41:13Look, I'm burning them.

0:41:14 > 0:41:18- Burn them! Burn them! CROWD:- Burn them! Burn them!

0:41:30 > 0:41:34Enough! People of Nottingham!

0:41:34 > 0:41:36You have been betrayed!

0:41:36 > 0:41:40- Stop him!- Stay where you are or your souls will be damned forever!

0:41:42 > 0:41:44You have been deceived!

0:41:44 > 0:41:47That was not the hand of Saint Luke.

0:41:47 > 0:41:52It was a bone, sacrilegiously disinterred from a peasant's grave.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54It was meant to deceive you.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57It was meant to control you,

0:41:57 > 0:42:00but I stand before you full of shame!

0:42:02 > 0:42:06- Hurry up, Much. - This man is the true devil!

0:42:06 > 0:42:10He steals your hopes, he steals your souls.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15He is the spawn of Satan!

0:42:17 > 0:42:19I warned you!

0:42:19 > 0:42:21I warned you!

0:42:22 > 0:42:23Is everyone ready?

0:42:25 > 0:42:26I warned you!

0:42:29 > 0:42:30Now! Now!

0:42:40 > 0:42:42No!

0:42:58 > 0:43:02I will never look at a pig on a spit in the same way ever again.

0:43:08 > 0:43:09To the Abbot.

0:43:11 > 0:43:12ALL: To the Abbot.

0:43:31 > 0:43:37"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth..."

0:43:43 > 0:43:46The new tax collector comes today. they say he is very good.

0:43:46 > 0:43:48I've come to make Nottingham pay.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53Thank you, Katie.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55You've just made it onto Nottingham's Most Wanted list.

0:43:57 > 0:44:00Some knights in shining armour you lot are - now I have to leave home.

0:44:00 > 0:44:04- Do you ever get used to being apart from your family?- No.

0:44:04 > 0:44:08- You don't get used to that. - Robin is not here to save you now.

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