0:00:02 > 0:00:04DOG BARKING OUTSIDE
0:00:10 > 0:00:11ZIP FASTENING
0:00:40 > 0:00:41DOOR CLOSING
0:00:46 > 0:00:49BUZZ OF BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS
0:01:37 > 0:01:39MAN TAPS MIC >
0:01:39 > 0:01:43If I could have your attention, please, ladies and gentlemen.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47It gives me very great pleasure to welcome you here tonight.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51And, in particular, to welcome an old friend of the gallery.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Please give a very warm welcome to...Conlith Muir.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- APPLAUSE - Thank you.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Thank you.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05It is indeed wonderful to be home.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10And, er, a great comfort to me to see that so many of you
0:02:10 > 0:02:13have aged as badly as I have.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16LAUGHTER
0:02:16 > 0:02:22Seriously, it's a... it's a great pleasure
0:02:22 > 0:02:25to be back in town again after so long.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27And all I can say is...
0:02:28 > 0:02:29TUTS
0:02:29 > 0:02:31..what have you done with the old place?
0:02:31 > 0:02:32LAUGHTER
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Ah, Pat, is it?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Hey, Pat,
0:02:41 > 0:02:42long time.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49The, er, paintings represented here are...
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- PAT SHOUTS AND GRUMBLES - ..the early period...
0:02:53 > 0:02:54PEOPLE GASP
0:02:56 > 0:02:57PAT SHOUTS AND GRUMBLES
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Mm-hm, I'll have a glass of whatever he's been drinking.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03RIPPLES OF LAUGHTER
0:03:53 > 0:03:55SHE SIGHS
0:04:03 > 0:04:04RATTLING
0:04:04 > 0:04:06METALLIC CLATTER
0:04:08 > 0:04:09THEY SNORT
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Mm, yeah...
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Right, Stanley. - ENGINE STARTS UP
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Rob?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18ALIX: Pat? Pat Handley?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43SHE SIGHS
0:09:43 > 0:09:46What's Pat done this time?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Oh...nothing.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50He threw a glass of wine over Conlith Muir.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Oh, really?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Fair play.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55What's his problem with Conlith Muir?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58How much do you know about Muir?
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Well, I'm actually quite a fan.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Where is it?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Ah, yes.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Have you seen this one before?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I recognise the style. I mean, I don't know the piece.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20It's one of Pat's earlier ones, actually.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- It's Pat's?- Aye.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Rumour is Conlith copied Pat's style
0:10:25 > 0:10:26and ran with it.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- You mean he stole it?- No.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32It's art - people nick things all the time, change them around,
0:10:32 > 0:10:34make them their own.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Banks!
0:11:19 > 0:11:20HE SIGHS
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Lads, I think you've dropped something.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44I'm doing a piece for the local newspaper
0:11:44 > 0:11:45about the thefts at the library.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49I promise I won't say a word if you tell me why you take the books.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51You think we take THEM?!
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Go ask him.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Right...
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Right.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- READS FROM BOOK:- "Brendan filled his pockets. Now all he had to do
0:12:57 > 0:13:00"was get down in one piece."
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Right, that's it for now, you guys,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05because Daddy's got to get back to work, OK?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08'Don't you think it's a bit early in the day for a bedtime story?'
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I was trying it out. They seemed to enjoy it.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- 'You go and watch a cartoon in a minute, OK.'- Slan, Sean.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Love you, Leanbh.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20'Come on. Good girl. Wave goodbye to Daddy. Come on. Bye!'
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- 'Bye-bye.'- Oh-oh...
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I know that look.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- What have I done now?- 'Oh, nothing.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30'Um, I got your cheque.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34'Rob...
0:13:36 > 0:13:37'..I want a divorce.'
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Rebecca, I know it's been difficult with me over here but...
0:13:44 > 0:13:47it's just until all this crap blows over
0:13:47 > 0:13:50and then I'll be home and we can sit down and work out the best way to...
0:13:50 > 0:13:53'No, no, no, no. No, we need to move ahead now.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57'I've spoken to my solicitor. You need to speak to yours.'
0:14:00 > 0:14:02You've met someone else, haven't you?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Are you sleeping with him?
0:14:06 > 0:14:10'Rob, this has nothing to do with any...'
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- Thank you.- Thanks.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24KNOCKING
0:17:24 > 0:17:26ALIX SIGHS Oh, crikey.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46ENGINE STARTS UP
0:17:48 > 0:17:49KNOCKING
0:17:49 > 0:17:51DOG BARKING OUTSIDE
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Mr Doyle!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05CONTINUES KNOCKING Mr Doyle! Mr Doyle!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19MR DOYLE GROANS Mr Doyle!
0:18:27 > 0:18:33MR DOYLE GROANS AND GASPS FOR BREATH
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Hello, I need to get an ambulance, please. Quickly.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Mr Handley.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Aye.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52CONLITH MUTTERS
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- PADDY'S WIFE:- That would be great.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Well...- Pat, no!- No...
0:21:01 > 0:21:03PAT AND CONLITH GROAN AND GRUNT
0:21:34 > 0:21:36No. No.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14No!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing by Red Bee Media Ltd