Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language

0:00:48 > 0:00:52PHONE RINGS

0:01:26 > 0:01:30MUSIC: "What'll I do" by Lisa Hannigan

0:01:30 > 0:01:32If you could just come down here for me...

0:01:35 > 0:01:40All right, just one more. All right, come on, smile. It's not for ever!

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Yes, it is!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46OK. You're good to go.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52I owe you big time!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Go on, give us a smile!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09APPLAUSE

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Speech, speech!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16If everyone wants to make their way over to the reception,

0:02:16 > 0:02:17you know where that is,

0:02:17 > 0:02:21we need to drop our bags off at our honeymoon suite.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24And thanks to Alix, we have no idea where that is.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Because it's my surprise! But you are going to love it.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30So, come on!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32APPLAUSE

0:04:40 > 0:04:42And...open.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45What am I looking for?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Rory! Look!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50My God, it is! Rory!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Oh, you little devil!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Is it OK? Are you sure?

0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Yes!- We spent our first night together here five years ago.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Six!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- And you remembered? - Of course I remembered.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07You didn't stop talking about him for six months.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09It's perfect, Alix.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Thank you.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Well, don't just sit there. I've got some serious dancing to do.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Double-booked, my arse!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Lovely, in this day and age(!) Yeah, thanks(!)

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Bloody, bloody...- It's OK.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- It's fine.- Is everything OK?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- No room at the inn. - Double-booked.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Double-booked, my arse! - But if he isn't...

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Right, well, they can't get away with that, not in this day and age.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Alix, please! We'll go somewhere else. It's not a problem.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19- We wouldn't want to stay there now, anyway. Sorry.- No, I'M sorry.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- KNOCKING AT DOOR She hasn't changed.- Not a bit.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15FOOTSTEPS

0:08:15 > 0:08:17HE WOLF WHISTLES

0:08:32 > 0:08:35MOBILE RINGS

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- No.- No?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07No.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Corked.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10But...

0:10:10 > 0:10:12It's corked.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Very good, sir.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Sir. With the compliments of the manager.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Oh.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Well.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I think I'm getting room service.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- CORK POPS - Yee-ha!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17THEY LAUGH

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Whoo!

0:11:24 > 0:11:25SHUTTER CLICKS

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Ooh.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32HE CHUCKLES

0:11:45 > 0:11:46So...

0:11:55 > 0:11:58HE LAUGHS SHE SQUEALS

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Please, you have got to go on record with this. It's just a few quotes.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07You can't let an old bigot like that get away with it.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11- Please, Alix, just let it lie.- If you let it lie, it'll happen again.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13And yet they seem to want to let it lie.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Excuse me?

0:12:15 > 0:12:16What's it got to do with you?

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Nothing, but the fact that you're shouting in my ear.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23- Well said, that man.- Eyes front! You're married now.- I know.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27- Those days are gone. - I'm sorry, what's your name, again?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Well, I haven't told you it yet. But you can call me Pete.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34"But you can call me Pete."

0:12:34 > 0:12:35I don't think you understand.

0:12:35 > 0:12:40See, I am on a very important story, so if you don't mind, Pete...

0:12:42 > 0:12:45You two have got to learn to stand up for yourselves!

0:14:50 > 0:14:52- LIFT PINGS - See, I'm actually

0:14:52 > 0:14:53- a very good listener.- What?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Well, that's what I do. That's what I'm paid to do.- I'm not so sure.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Oh, hi, Alix.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Hi. Alix.- Joe.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Oh, this is...

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- I'm Pete.- Pete. Joe.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Hi, Pete.- Hi.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20So, have you heard from Rob?

0:15:20 > 0:15:24No, Janine, I haven't. He's...

0:15:24 > 0:15:28incommunicado, and he hasn't called.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Why? Have you?

0:15:30 > 0:15:32No. Why would he ring me?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37HE WHISPERS Yeah, let's go.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40- Good night.- Night.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Who's Rob?- No-one.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Really.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51You forgot my name, didn't you?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52I did.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53HE CHUCKLES

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Well, maybe you'll remember it now.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02I think we should go and get that kebab.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26One second!

0:16:46 > 0:16:47SHE LAUGHS

0:16:53 > 0:16:55TEXT ALERT

0:17:53 > 0:17:55HE CLEARS THROAT

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Gerry! Gerry, no!

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Oh, Jesus! - HE GROANS

0:19:50 > 0:19:51You're lifted, mate!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Oh.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Hi.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45HEAVING, SPLATTERING

0:21:47 > 0:21:50HEAVING, SPLATTERING

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Knock-knock.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Alix.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02So...

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Are yous reduced to doing parking tickets now?

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Your back tyre's on a double yellow, and your tax is out of date.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Hi, Alix. It's Pete.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Hi, Pete.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I was just leaving you my number, there.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46You managed to escape last night without it.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Well, how did you know this was my car?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Well, isn't that illegal?