0:00:05 > 0:00:07CAMERA BEEPS AND CLICKS
0:00:16 > 0:00:19INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:00:29 > 0:00:31DOG GROWLS
0:00:42 > 0:00:47MAN: Oi! Hey, you! Oi! Come back here!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49After him!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Don't just sit there, drive!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Not until you've paid your fare, friend.- What?- Round trip,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- plus waiting time- Oh!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Here. There's 20.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Put your foot down!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- You're a heart attack in waiting, Frank, you know that Frank?- Go!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Heart attack.- Drive!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37The Tudor Rose is a popular choice. Subtle yet sophisticated.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Or the blushing beauty,
0:01:42 > 0:01:43tiger lilies,
0:01:43 > 0:01:47and my personal favourite, as it's modelled on my own wedding bouquet.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I think subtle.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I think a bride needs to stand out on her wedding day.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57I wouldn't worry on that score, darling. We'll go with the roses.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- You haven't mentioned the honeymoon. - Anywhere nice? Bora Bora.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Clive insisted on somewhere remote and exotic. He spoils me.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13HORN HONKS
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Hello, ladies. - Oh, yes, he's quite the charmer.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Thanks for everything. - Not at all.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Anyone would think SHE was getting married.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Let's elope. - Don't tempt me.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- I thought we'd eat out tonight. - Yeah. Yeah.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44You'll have to drop me in town first.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Got to get a pedicure and a manicure.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48A bride needs to look her best, you know.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I'd marry you in sackcloth and ashes.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Audition?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Walking tour of Stratford.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'm a wandering minstrel.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- That's one way of putting it. - Yeah, at least they pay me.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- End of the week. - You said that last week.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Ongoing stolen vehicle case.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43I tracked the car down to a salvage yard in Evesham.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I shall inform the client we've found the car,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48report the details to the police, case closed and money in the bank.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Which leaves us a workplace comp claim
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- and a missing Westie.- Oh!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh, and a woman waiting in your office.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Sebastian, get me a coffee.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Excuse me.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Frank Hathaway.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14How can I help you, Miss er..?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Luella Shakespeare.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Well, for the next 72 hours anyway,
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- cos I'm getting married on Saturday. - Congratulations.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I think my fiance might be having an affair!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Right, er, I'm just going to stop you there.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I don't do extra maritals.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40We're out of coffee, tea and milk.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Well, take some money out the petty cash.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43And petty cash.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Your... Your website said "no job too small" so, er...
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I've always seen adultery as a waste of me talent.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57I'm sure he could be persuaded to make an exception.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01For the appropriate financial incentive.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Yes.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Yes, erm, due to the incommodious time frame
0:05:07 > 0:05:10I would have to charge you double. That'd be 200.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12And £50.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15A day. Plus any incurred per diems.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Would a thousand do as a retainer?
0:05:17 > 0:05:18He'll take it.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Oh, good!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Clive Brenton.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31And you've been together how long?
0:05:31 > 0:05:3413 weeks and 3 days.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39We met online, so it was a whirlwind romance.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43And his line of business?
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Company director.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Of imports and exports.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54So what makes you think he's having an affair?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Well, I asked him to take the day off to do the seating plans.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00"Wall-to-wall meetings", he said.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03And then I found this in his diary.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06It's a lunch reservation for two at La Mela Dell'Amore.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Pricey.- Yeah, and intimate.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12And then I found this, on his car seat.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20It's Autumn Sunset.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Yeah. I'd know that shade anywhere.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28She's not even a natural redhead.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36It's Janice. His, erm, his secretary.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I've seen the way she looks at him...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I'll need a photo.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Yeah.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Yes!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Er...
0:06:56 > 0:06:59HE MISPRONOUNCES ITEMS BADLY
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Please. And a carafe of red wine.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Excuse me. Thanks.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15BEEPING
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Cheers. Well Done. - SHE LAUGHS
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Look. Isn't that sweet?
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- What do you think?- Oh, fantastic. - Is it good? I think she'll love it.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41He bought her a diamond!
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Well, that doesn't prove anything.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Have you had much success with women, Frank? It's... It means...
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- He's back! He's back! - Try not to do anything...
0:07:50 > 0:07:52..rash.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Something smells nice.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58I'm starving.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Oh, didn't make time for lunch, then?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I took Janice to La Mela Dell'Amore.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Hmm. Janice?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Yeah, to say thank you for all her hard work.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13If I didn't know better, I'd say that you were jealous.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Oh! Should I be?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18OK.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21You got me.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28I needed a woman's opinion...on this.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33It belonged to my grandmother.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35She'd have wanted you to have it.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh, Clive!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh, Clive, it's...
0:08:40 > 0:08:42THEY LAUGH
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Oh! Oh, Clive!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Hi.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oh, yeah, wedding present from my Auntie Gwen.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Her and my mum never got on.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Right, so what couldn't wait?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04The case is closed.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06It was a complete misunderstanding.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Look. It's a family heirloom, so...
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I should never have doubted him.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13At least let me finish those background checks.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Your services are no longer required.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19What, you're going to sprint up the aisle with a bloke you met online?
0:09:19 > 0:09:20You hardly know him!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Let me rephrase that - you're fired!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Oh, well, don't say I didn't warn you.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04OK, so the groom's side is looking distinctly thin on the ground
0:10:04 > 0:10:08so I've moved Uncle Andy's mob over to pad them out.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I mean, they'll be half cut when they arrive
0:10:10 > 0:10:12so I doubt they'll even notice.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14What do you think?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Oh, yeah!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Right, well...
0:10:18 > 0:10:22I certainly think you've made the most of what you've got.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24OK!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31And there you have it that's our vintage solitaire only 79.99,
0:10:31 > 0:10:32plus postage and packaging.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37What can I say except I can't believe they're not diamonds!
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Jack?- Well, you certainly had me fooled, Diane.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Huh!- Now, you too can enjoy the look...
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Family heirloom, my...
0:10:46 > 0:10:52Clive Brenton used several dating sites under different aliases.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Either he suffers from multiple personality disorder
0:10:55 > 0:10:58or the man's a compulsive liar.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Romance fraud.- There we go, Frank.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Oh, cheers, Will.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06It's all the rage at the moment.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Right.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10And?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12And she fired me.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Apparently it was all some big misunderstanding.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18She's marrying a con man in less than an hour.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23Who will, in all probability, ruin her life and render her destitute.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Mm-hm?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Maybe someone needs to warn her?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Maybe somebody already did.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52"Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit..."
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- Veronica Vinten. Wedding planner. You are?- I'm with the bride.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59If any person present knows of any lawful impediment to this marriage,
0:11:59 > 0:12:02he or she should declare it now.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05HATHAWAY COUGHS LOUDLY
0:12:05 > 0:12:07HE MOUTHS
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Um...excuse me.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23You interrupted my wedding to tell me he lied on his dating profile?!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25He's not the man you think he is.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Mine says I'm an outdoorsy girl who likes to cook.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- You hired me to -- I hired you to find out if he was having an affair.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Is he?- Well, no, not to my knowledge but...
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I'd like this man removed.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39You're making a big mistake!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41You're strong.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Just a drunk. Wandered into the wrong wedding.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53So, erm, as you were.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55We were... We were here.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59So, er, if any person present knows of any lawful impediment to this
0:12:59 > 0:13:03marriage, he or she should declare it now.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Lovely.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10THEY CHUCKLE
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Clive William Brenton and Luella May Shakespeare,
0:13:14 > 0:13:17your vows are your promises to each other.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26"Love's gentle spring doth always fresh remain."
0:13:26 > 0:13:30"Love is all truth Lust full of forged lies."
0:13:40 > 0:13:43By the giving and receiving of rings,
0:13:43 > 0:13:48I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50APPLAUSE
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Well, he's certainly got Auntie Gwen in the palm of his hand.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09You are happy for me though?
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Oh, I-I-I think you've done very well.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Under the circumstances.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Thank you.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Thanks.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Ladies, if I may?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Oh!- Oh!
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Cheers.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26I hope it's not too late for you to make me a grandmother.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I've only been married 20 minutes!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Well, you know what they say - old hens don't lay eggs.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41If my Tudor Rose will excuse me, I left my speech in our room.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh, OK. Don't be long.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Yes, I'm going to freshen up.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Make sure you talk to all the cousins.- Yep. Yes.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Are you a cousin?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Excuse me.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13It's time for the toasts and we seem to be minus the groom.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Oh, yes. He popped upstairs to get his speech, so...
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- I'll fetch him.- No, it's fine. His wife can go.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45You. Again!
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Five minutes with the bride.- Five seconds until he throws you out.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Well, can you give her a message? - Three, two...
0:15:53 > 0:15:54- Just tell her...- ..one.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56WOMAN SCREAMS
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Afternoon. DI Marlowe. Arden Constabulary.- This way, please.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22You know disturbing a crime scene is a criminal offence?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Well, you took your time.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Single blow to the abdomen with a thin-bladed instrument.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Bled out on the carpet.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Er, the door is self-closing.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Someone wiped the handle clean
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Just appraising you of the facts. - You're not my boss any more, Frank.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39You miss me. Go on, admit it.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43- Murder weapon?- Er...
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Well, you might want to bag that up, yeah.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51- It's missing a pair of scissors. - Yeah, got it.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53100 wedding guests, 15 waiting staff,
0:16:53 > 0:16:56a hotel with 80 occupied rooms, and a waitress who wants us
0:16:56 > 0:17:00to investigate the theft of a pair of shoes from the staff cloakroom.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02We could be looking for hairdresser's scissors.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Funny, that.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Bride used to own a hair salon. Sold it after she got engaged.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Cordon off the area. Full sweep. No-one leaves till I say so.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Got it?- Yeah. What is he doing here?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Good question.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Constable Keyfob.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19It's Keeler and it's Detective Sergeant now.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Who'd have thought?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- I'm waiting for an explanation, Frank.- Well, bride hired me.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Client confidentiality. - You're not a bloody lawyer, Frank.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29He's not even a copper. Not any more.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Meow.- OK!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33You either fill me in now
0:17:33 > 0:17:36or I arrest you for obstructing a murder inquiry.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41So you hired a private investigator because you suspected your fiance
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- was having an affair with his secretary?- It...
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Well, it was all a misunderstanding, so it's...
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Do you recognise this?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56That's my hairdressing pouch.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I brought it with me so I could do my mum's hair.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02There appears to be a pair of scissors missing.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Oh, do you think that's the murder weapon?
0:18:07 > 0:18:12Well, no doubt the postmortem will shed more light on that.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15And we have some CCTV footage taken from the hotel stairwell
0:18:15 > 0:18:17at 14:25 this afternoon.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Yet no sign of this waiter you claim to have seen.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23No, I definitely passed him. I passed him on the stairs.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Well, we've checked with the hotel and...no-one matching
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Che Guevara's description works here.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33I need to speak to Frank Hathaway.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Turn that thing off!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Well... - BELL DINGS
0:19:12 > 0:19:14..you'll be pleased to hear we're back on the case.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I'm positively ecstatic.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Did those, erm, background checks throw up anything?
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Er...just some stuff from Companies House.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Brenton Exports. No registration of any such company.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Janice, isn't it?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- You were at the wedding. - Yeah, I'm a private investigator.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Frank Hathaway.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00I was hired by Mrs Brenton.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Going somewhere?
0:20:04 > 0:20:08The landlord served an eviction notice, it doesn't make any sense.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12So, how long have you worked for Mr Brenton?
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Six-month contract.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I came through a temping agency.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19So you weren't aware his business was bogus, then?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I just did the filing and answered the phone.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Any idea of anyone that might want to do him any harm?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31He always said she didn't trust him.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Fond of the boss, were you?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41I hope they lock her up and throw away the key!
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Janice - jilted lover and woman scorned.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55If she couldn't have Clive, no-one would.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59"And wet my cheeks with artificial tears."
0:20:59 > 0:21:01They were genuine.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I can tell when a woman's faking it.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I'm sure you've had plenty of experience.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Why don't you get in touch with the wedding photographer?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14We've got the widow's authority to get the video footage.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- And where are you off to? - Arden nick.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18They gotta charge her soon or let her go.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Oh, sorry - slipped my mind - they released her 20 minutes ago.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Last heard of headed back to the scene of the crime.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26HE GROANS
0:21:32 > 0:21:35I'm here to collect my honeymoon cases.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36I'll handle this, Derek.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47On behalf of the hotel, I'd like to extend our sympathies for your loss.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50However, we have impounded your luggage until the outstanding amount
0:21:50 > 0:21:52has been settled,
0:21:52 > 0:21:56which is £18,608.49.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58We didn't charge you for the toasting champagne.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I'm sorry if we've caused you any inconvenience.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Three wedding cancellations already this morning.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Which is probably a blessing as the bridal suite
0:22:10 > 0:22:12is cordoned off as a murder scene.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- MACHINE BEEPS - Hm.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20It seems your payment has been declined.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Please hold. An operator will be with you shortly.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Seems your instincts about Janice were right.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Clive was more than just the boss.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33And I thought things couldn't get any worse.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Actually, they can.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37His business was a front.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Brenton Exports doesn't exist.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44What have you done?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I've invested all the money from the sale of the salon.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48How much?
0:22:50 > 0:22:51250,000.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Come on.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Where?
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Your place.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Files, phones, computers.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Can't have invested all that money in a bogus business.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11All we have to do is find a trail.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13You do believe I'm innocent, then?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Well, I wouldn't be here if I didn't, would I?
0:23:16 > 0:23:20But seeing as now it's a murder case I will have to charge premium rates.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22If there's a killer out there I want danger money.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- MAN:- Arden Banking. How can I help you?
0:23:30 > 0:23:34My bank account was emptied this morning.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Well, not by a corpse.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Looks like Clive had a partner in crime.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I have been a victim of fraud!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I need to tell the police.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45What, that you fell for a smooth-talking con man?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Yet another motive for murder. CPS would have a field day.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52I really thought he loved me, you know.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Oh, how could I be so stupid?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58You'd be surprised how easily people can be conned.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Go on, then, say it - I told you so.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Let's just concentrate on getting your money back, shall we?
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Hang on.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Stay there.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Frank! Frank!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Hey, hey. No, no, no, no!
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Frank!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Argh! My eyes!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Sorry!
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Sorry!
0:25:12 > 0:25:13ENGINE STARTS
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Ow! Be careful!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26I'm telling you, it was Che Guevara. Did you not see the resemblance?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Hardly - you blinded me. - Yes, I said I'm sorry.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- What was on the laptop that's so important?- I don't know.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34It's Clive's work computer.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Did you at least get a decent look at the car?
0:25:37 > 0:25:38White.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Ish.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42It was cream, sort of. It was more of a vanilla.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Well, was it a saloon? Hatch back? Estate? Did it have four wheels?
0:25:46 > 0:25:49I don't know. I can't think while you're shouting at me.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- It was, er... - Well, did...- Sh!
0:25:52 > 0:25:56D-A-1-5
0:25:56 > 0:25:59M-S-X.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01It's the registration.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03And there was an air freshener.
0:26:03 > 0:26:08And there was a logo on it and that said...
0:26:08 > 0:26:10..Hot Wheels Car Hire.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22- The cleaners finished an hour ago. - Yeah, I'm here for your hardware.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Terminally Clean. Customised commercial cleaning solutions.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28They didn't tell me you were coming.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Just need to disinfect your keyboard.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33More germs on that than your average toilet seat.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Yeah, your colleague does the evening shift,
0:26:37 > 0:26:38tapping away for hours...
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Morning.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Where have his fingers been?
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Five minutes.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Thiago Cabrera.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Panamanian national, over here on business.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Did Clive ever do any work in Panama?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24He never really talked about his job.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27See, if he's been mixing with dangerous people
0:27:27 > 0:27:29we could be looking at a professional hit.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32With hairdressing scissors?
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Ask him yourself.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I got the address where he's staying.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Sebastian, I could kiss you!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Please don't.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49ALARM RINGS
0:27:49 > 0:27:51KNOCK ON DOOR
0:27:51 > 0:27:52DOOR HANDLE RATTLES
0:28:04 > 0:28:06- Police? - You should be so lucky.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09You can forget your human rights and tell me about Clive Brenton.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Pocket. Card.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13What?
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Pocket. Card.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16What?
0:28:16 > 0:28:19- There's a card in my pocket! - Oh.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35If this is an English apology, it's no wonder you are constantly at war.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37It tastes like your weather.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39The laptop?
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Encrypted files.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Which my client hopes will lead to the whereabouts of monies
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- that are rightfully hers. - Your client being?
0:28:47 > 0:28:52Valentina Sanchez Garcia Beralta Rodriguez.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56A former business associate of an Englishman who went missing,
0:28:56 > 0:29:01presumed drowned in a swimming accident off Bocas del Toro in 2012.
0:29:01 > 0:29:02Tragic.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04For my client.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07This man was in possession of a great deal of her money.
0:29:07 > 0:29:11So imagine her surprise when he resurfaces alive and well
0:29:11 > 0:29:13under the alias Clive Brenton.
0:29:15 > 0:29:19You were at the murder scene, weren't you?
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Looking for this.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24He was already dead when I entered the room.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26I doubt the police would have been understanding.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29They'd have had you cautioned and locked up in no time.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35May I enquire, what was your rank?
0:29:35 > 0:29:37That obvious?
0:29:37 > 0:29:41Former Capitan Cabrera of the Panama National Police.
0:29:41 > 0:29:45Ex-Detective Inspector Hathaway. Arden CID.
0:29:46 > 0:29:51Well, Detective, I have what I need to take back to my client.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Er, in return,
0:29:53 > 0:29:54I need a name.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00"Brian Bettsworth married bride Ronnie in St Oswald's Church,
0:30:00 > 0:30:03"Wentworth, before honeymooning in Central America.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05"An idyll tainted by tragedy
0:30:05 > 0:30:09"when Mr Bettsworth failed to return from a midnight swim.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13"A resort spokesperson said, 'Our sympathies are with his wife
0:30:13 > 0:30:17"'who is receiving all our assistance at this terrible time.'"
0:30:17 > 0:30:19He had an ex-wife.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Dead men don't get divorced.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26I married a bigamist!
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Yeah, but look on the bright side -
0:30:29 > 0:30:31we got another suspect.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38Somewhere out there is a grieving widow.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41- Clearly he's done it before. - What did the police say?
0:30:41 > 0:30:44Ah, Marlowe said she'd follow it up. She didn't seem that interested.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48Yeah, bet she did. Too busy trying to pin it on me still!
0:30:48 > 0:30:52Well, well, it's lucky I found us another lead.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Hey! Who said you could touch that?
0:30:54 > 0:30:57- Most of these files are encrypted. - Yeah, we know that already.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Except a few photo albums. Corporate stuff mainly,
0:31:00 > 0:31:01but look at this.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Six months she said they'd been working together.
0:31:08 > 0:31:102012?
0:31:11 > 0:31:13They've been working together for years.
0:31:16 > 0:31:21Janice Bardolph served a 12-month sentence for credit card fraud
0:31:21 > 0:31:25- in 2010.- And before you suggest going to the police AGAIN,
0:31:25 > 0:31:29if she gets arrested now you can kiss your hard-earned cash goodbye.
0:31:32 > 0:31:37Have you never thought of the benefits of a big 4x4?
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Don't you listen to him.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41There's a name for women like you.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44Objectum sexuals.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47Like that bird that married the Eiffel Tower.
0:31:47 > 0:31:51At least it won't bigamously marry her and steal all her money.
0:31:55 > 0:31:59So what's the story with you and DI Marlowe?
0:31:59 > 0:32:00Purely professional.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Oh, right.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05So you're an ex-policeman, then? I thought so, yeah.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08So what happened? What, you fail the yearly medical?
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Can we just stick to the case in hand, please?
0:32:12 > 0:32:15Ooh. Hello.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18Waxing parlour, beachwear boutique and summer highlights.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20I'd say she was planning a holiday.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23- Ooh, quite the detective. - Do you think?
0:32:25 > 0:32:27Come on, put your foot down!
0:32:50 > 0:32:51Stay here.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53And this time I mean it.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02SHE EXHALES
0:33:05 > 0:33:08Well, well. Fancy seeing you here.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11I, er, I think that belongs to my client.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Huh. How much do you reckon's in there?
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Ooh, around 250K.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38I was the only partner that ever mattered! He owed me!
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Yeah, well, you can call it a citizen's arrest,
0:33:42 > 0:33:44I just call it reckless vigilantism.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Clive Brenton was a serial bigamist.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Three wives that we know of and counting.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51All the evidence is on here.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Been fleecing vulnerable women for years.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Sad, desperate women,
0:34:01 > 0:34:04- weak-willed, pathetic... - All right, Frank, they get the gist.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Janice was his partner in crime.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09The only other person with access to his bank accounts.
0:34:09 > 0:34:13She got greedy, killed him, made off with the money.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16So where's this hold-all full of cash, then?
0:34:16 > 0:34:17Did... Did you see a hold-all?
0:34:17 > 0:34:19A hold-all? What did it look like?
0:34:19 > 0:34:21OK, Janice Bardolph didn't kill anyone.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24She's got a cast-iron alibi and the video footage proves
0:34:24 > 0:34:27that she didn't leave the venue during the murder window.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30And we found them missing scissors. Dropped out of the hotel window.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33- Well, that doesn't prove anything. - No, not yet.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35Forensics are testing them now.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38I wouldn't go too far if I were you.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Well, that went well, didn't it, Frank?!
0:34:53 > 0:34:58- At least we got your money back. - I can't spend it in prison, can I?
0:34:58 > 0:35:00Why don't you get an early night?
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Yeah, it may be the last one you spend in your own bed.
0:35:03 > 0:35:07- I'm just saying - - No-one's going to prison, OK?
0:35:07 > 0:35:08We've still got the ex-wife to find.
0:35:08 > 0:35:12A woman that size should never wear strapless.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15And tiger lilies at a wedding, so passe.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18It's about time you left this to the professionals.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Don't worry your little head about it, pet.
0:35:33 > 0:35:34Turn that thing off!
0:36:12 > 0:36:15Hi. I've come to settle my bill.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17In cash.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22£18,608.49.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25Well, it's highly irregular. But I suppose under the circumstances
0:36:25 > 0:36:28- I'm willing to make an exception. - Thanks.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31- I'll ask the concierge to bring down your bags.- Aw, you're very kind.
0:36:31 > 0:36:35I'm lucky I found you, aren't I? Although, if I remember correctly,
0:36:35 > 0:36:37it was you that contacted me, wasn't it?
0:36:37 > 0:36:39I keep a file.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42Yeah, that was it, Clive didn't want an engagement announcement,
0:36:42 > 0:36:46but my mother did. She wanted everything done properly.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49- So she just sent a photo into the paper without telling us.- Mothers.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Always think they know best.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Is that when you realised your husband was still alive?
0:37:07 > 0:37:12The blushing beauty bouquet modelled on your own wedding.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15I mean, without that I'd just, I would never have recognised you.
0:37:15 > 0:37:19- You must have lost what, 50 pounds? - 54, actually.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33After I was widowed I thought a change was in order.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37New hair. New nose.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39New job.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Wedding planning.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45There's irony. Especially when your late husband pops up
0:37:45 > 0:37:48with another unsuspecting bride.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50You must have hated him.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Six days of wedded bliss
0:37:53 > 0:37:56and then widowed on the other side of the world
0:37:56 > 0:37:59in a country where I didn't even speak the language.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05Although I did become very fluent in Spanish condolences.
0:38:05 > 0:38:10I'm, er, guessing he's not all that went missing.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13- Clean you out, did he? - My savings.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Money from the sale of the house.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18My hopes and dreams.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- Sorry, I was, er... - Expecting someone else?
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Don't you recognise me, Brian?
0:38:34 > 0:38:37- Ronnie? - It's Veronica now.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39So much more refined, don't you think?
0:38:39 > 0:38:42My God, you've changed.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44You haven't.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Just older.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Grey hair.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51- What do you want? - The money you stole from me.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Every penny of it.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57- Sorry, all gone. - Well, my money is, perhaps.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Don't you have another victim now?
0:38:59 > 0:39:01Bora Bora?
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Another honeymoon accident, is that the plan?
0:39:04 > 0:39:06You're different.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08I don't mean the nose job.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11My money, Brian.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Or I call the police. You're looking at a seven-year stretch.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23If I could turn back the clock,
0:39:23 > 0:39:25make everything right between us...
0:39:25 > 0:39:28The old me might have fallen for that.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32I find the new you infinitely more attractive.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36If you'd looked like this when I married you
0:39:36 > 0:39:39I would have made the honeymoon last a little bit longer.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53You should be thanking me.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56I'm the prime suspect for this murder.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59They haven't got enough evidence to convict either of us.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01- And I'm only going to deny it. - Well, you could try.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04Although, I was talking to one of the waitresses.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07She reported a pair of shoes stolen.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13Er...pink shiny wedges.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15£60, half price.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17It's a bargain, that. Although she wasn't too chuffed
0:40:17 > 0:40:20when someone nicked them out of her locker.
0:40:20 > 0:40:24Cos, erm, you changed your footwear, didn't you?
0:40:24 > 0:40:29Er...between 14:00 and 14:20.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32So I borrowed a pair of shoes. Doesn't make me a murderer.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34That depends on where you put the old ones.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37In fact, the police are searching your house as we speak.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Frank! I've got them.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Ah, 48 minutes.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Not bad.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49- You're a jammy sod, Frank. - Don't mention it.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52And, er, my client?
0:40:52 > 0:40:54- Free to go.- Oh!
0:41:02 > 0:41:04I owe you.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Invoice is in the post.
0:41:06 > 0:41:07We made a good team.
0:41:09 > 0:41:10Do you want a lift?
0:41:11 > 0:41:14Nah. I think I'll stretch me legs.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Stay out of trouble.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35Right. I'm here to help you with the upward turn.
0:41:35 > 0:41:39What you need is some positive psychology.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42- What's this? - A mini break in the Cotswolds.
0:41:42 > 0:41:47I know it's not Bora Bora, but at least you'll have company.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50The world is your oyster, Luella!
0:41:50 > 0:41:53People will always need haircuts!
0:41:58 > 0:42:02Luella? Luella!
0:42:02 > 0:42:04- Might as well take that. - What the hell's going on?
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Francis Hathaway, yeah?
0:42:06 > 0:42:09You've been served for a non-payment of business rates.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13- Some guard dog you are. - I was tuning my lute.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Look, it's just a short-term cash flow problem.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18- Cut me some slack, just a couple of days.- Sorry, mate, can't do that.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20- How much does he owe you? - None of your business.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23- £3,622. - Ooh.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25I can cover that.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29No! No, no, not the chair! I need me chair! No! No!
0:42:29 > 0:42:33Oh, come on, you don't want to carry all that downstairs, do you?
0:42:33 > 0:42:37- Put it down, Colin. Start unloading the van, yeah?- Good man.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43I don't know how you sleep at night!
0:42:43 > 0:42:45I'll just go and do the..
0:42:47 > 0:42:50That's it. I'll pay you back every penny.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Minus my outstanding invoice, obviously.
0:42:52 > 0:42:53It's not a loan, Frank.
0:42:53 > 0:42:57- I want into the business.- No.
0:42:57 > 0:42:58No!
0:42:58 > 0:43:01I need a partner like I need a hole in the head.
0:43:01 > 0:43:02You said we made a good team.
0:43:02 > 0:43:06No, you said that, I just didn't...disabuse you.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08I'm done with cutting hair, Frank.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10I want to do something that makes a difference.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12- Well, go volunteer in a soup kitchen, then.- Frank,
0:43:12 > 0:43:14you're up to your eyeballs in debt,
0:43:14 > 0:43:16you've got an out-of-work actor answering the phones...
0:43:16 > 0:43:18A RADA-trained out-of-work actor!
0:43:18 > 0:43:22What this place needs, Frank, what it needs is a woman's touch,
0:43:22 > 0:43:24you know, maybe some cushions, a bit of a throw.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27- Oh, do let's go shopping for curtains.- Curtains!
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Do not encourage her!
0:43:29 > 0:43:32You don't know the first thing about being a detective!
0:43:32 > 0:43:36Yeah, but I know about people. That's a good start, isn't it?
0:43:36 > 0:43:38How hard can it be? Come on, Frank, I can learn the rest.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41I can learn it on the job. I'll learn from you.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44What do you say, Frank - partners?
0:43:47 > 0:43:50PHONE RINGS
0:43:50 > 0:43:54Shakespeare and Hathaway, Private Investigators. How may I help you?
0:43:54 > 0:43:57- Three months, trial basis. - Six months. Joey?
0:43:57 > 0:43:58When you've finished there,
0:43:58 > 0:44:00I've got a curtain pole that needs putting up.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Please don't upset yourself, madam.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05- Perhaps you'd prefer to speak to a female detective?- Yes, yes!
0:44:05 > 0:44:07- Put her through. - Connecting you now.
0:44:13 > 0:44:17Luella Shakespeare, how may I help you?
0:44:18 > 0:44:20OK, no problem.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22HE SIGHS