0:00:05 > 0:00:11- Emergency! She's dying! Emergency! - ALARM RINGS
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Rapid heartbeat. We need to defibrillate.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Who is? What are you talking about?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Her. The other woman.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22There is no other woman.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24You've got this place all to yourself.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26You were having a bad dream.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27But it...it was so real.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I had a bad dream once.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31I dreamt I was drowning in a sea of yogurt,
0:00:31 > 0:00:33and I'm actually lactose intolerant.
0:00:34 > 0:00:39Look. I know we've had a tough time recently, with all...the calamities.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41But, er, we can get through it. There's no need to panic.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Oh, my God, it's a cockroach!
0:00:43 > 0:00:44THEY GROAN
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hopefully that's the last one.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- There was...there was something else.- Oh, yes?
0:00:50 > 0:00:56There was a man, climbing up the wall, and then I heard him,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58stomp, stomp, stomping on the roof.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Well, if he comes back, tell him to pop in.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03It gets ever so lonely on night shifts!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Soozie, why don't you go and clean the sluice room?
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Yes, Mrs Pincott.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Goodnight, Mrs Bentley. - Goodnight, dear.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12So, no more nonsense.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14There are no strange men.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17You are perfectly safe here. Night-night.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26CREAKING, WINDCHIMES JANGLE
0:01:26 > 0:01:28CLUNKING
0:01:32 > 0:01:35THUNDER RUMBLES
0:01:41 > 0:01:44SHE WHIMPERS
0:02:04 > 0:02:07All right, take it easy, cos this is a very old gate.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- What, this one?- Yes. Oh! - Well, yes, we're fine.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Right, stop here. Stop here.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Stop here. Stop here!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- So... Mr and Mrs... - Pincott.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Owain and Penelope.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24How can we help you?
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Have you ever heard of Shady Nook?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Yes,- I- have. That's, er, an old folks' home, isn't it?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Just down the road, by the butterfly farm.- Mm. It's our old folks' home.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- But I really don't know for how much longer. Read the list, Owain.- Oh... Er...
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Er, three months ago, we had our first electrical failure.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52Lights flickering, but our electrician couldn't seem to fix it.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Er, the following week,
0:02:53 > 0:02:56the fire alarm went off in the middle of the, erm...
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Any chance you could sum it up in a sentence?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Look, basically, we've had floods and fire alarms,
0:03:02 > 0:03:04we've had anonymous complaints to social services,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07cockroaches in the kitchen, we've had thefts from the bedroom.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09And then, last week, it got REALLY nasty.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Yep, it was our anniversary.
0:03:11 > 0:03:1325 years, we've been together.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Congratulations!- Mm.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Only, somebody sent me this.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18A sympathy card.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22I-I don't know who it was, but, as you can imagine,
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- it put quite a dampener on the day. - Can I have that?- Yeah.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26You're welcome to it.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29So, what do you think it is - some kind of industrial sabotage?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Or a practical joke?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38If it's a joke, it's costing us thousands, as several residents
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- have chosen to leave.- Well...- If it's a joke, it's keeping me awake
0:03:41 > 0:03:45all night, as I wonder what they're plotting next. If it's a joke,
0:03:45 > 0:03:46well, then I'm screaming with laughter!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I think we can really help you with this, can't we?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54We could, we could do some...
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- Um, we could do...- ..undercover...
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- BOTH: ..surveillance. - Oh, you've got to be careful.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00I mean, it is a home,
0:04:00 > 0:04:04and some of our residents have a nervous disposition.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06It would need to be someone quite delicate.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Would anyone care for some liquid refreshment? Earl Grey?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Cafe au lait? Horlicks malted milk?
0:04:14 > 0:04:20Does anyone have the remote control, or shall we just sit here
0:04:20 > 0:04:21and die of boredom?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Er, right, everyone!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I've got someone I'd like you to meet.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Is it Kim Kardashian?
0:04:30 > 0:04:31No, Mr Falstaff, it is not.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Ah, well, I'm not interested. - This is, er, Ronan.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36He's a trainee care assistant,
0:04:36 > 0:04:39and I know you're going to make him very welcome.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Welcome to God's waiting room.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Hello! Hello!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Hello!- Hello!- Hello!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49He's nice.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Is there something wrong with your glasses, son?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Och, no. Just a bit new. Still having to wear them in.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Sorry I'm late, everyone.- You are. And I'll deduct it from your wages.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Er, this is Ronan. Er, he'll be working alongside you.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Oh. Hello.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06I've got cakes, everybody.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Would you like one, Mr Woodham?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, not that one!
0:05:12 > 0:05:13That's for Mrs Pincott.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15It's got arsenic in it.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47So, may I tempt you to some passion fruit drizzle cake?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Soozie, I do need to think about my girth.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53There's nothing wrong with having something to hold on to!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54THEY CHUCKLE
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Hello, son!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Oh, you do need to do something about those glasses.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Mr Pincott, why don't you lend him some of your toupee tape?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh, very amusing, Mr Falstaff.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- What are you doing here? - I was just leaving.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Hello! I'm Ronan.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27- I'm a care assistant.- So?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29I was just wondering
0:06:29 > 0:06:31if I could put my prawn vol-au-vents in your fridge?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35I...will not allow YOUR lunchbox
0:06:35 > 0:06:37in my sterile area.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Fair enough.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44I suppose you're quite meticulous about food hygiene.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I'm incredibly busy.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49I've got 32 portions of soup to prepare, and...
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Who let that furry freak in here?!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Ronan!- Furry little stink-bag! - Mr Bull's made a mess
0:06:58 > 0:07:00of his colostomy bag. Will you help me sort it?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02KNIFE CLATTERS
0:07:02 > 0:07:08They make me do things that I am...really not designed to do.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10So, what have you found out?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14This is the chef.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ian McClurgy.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Makes Gordon Ramsay look quite cuddly.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I've not got any actual dirt on him,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23but he is behind on his food hygiene.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Look. Only goes up to 2015.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Ah. I've got a friend in Environmental Health
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- could look into that for us. - Now, get ready to scream.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- Aw!- Really?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Well, it's hardly a street rat from the sewers, is it, eh?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Huh? More like a fluffy rodent from a pet shop.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Which means somebody probably planted it there.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Maybe the same someone who's been messing with the electrics.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Speaking of electricity...
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Soozie Honeywell, care assistant.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51She's worked there six years.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54This morning, she popped into Mr Pincott's office,
0:07:54 > 0:07:58and THIS happened... # Dun, dun, durrr! #
0:07:58 > 0:08:01What is it? A torrid affair or some kind of complicated
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- medical procedure? - Well, it was hard to tell.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05We were interrupted by another resident.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08So, all these things that are going wrong...
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Is someone trying to get at Shady Nook, or have they
0:08:11 > 0:08:16got it in for Mrs Pincott - possibly because they want her husband?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Right, everyone. - SHE CLAPS HER HANDS
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Can I have your attention, please?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23I've a very unpleasant announcement to make.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25In the small hours of this morning, someone -
0:08:25 > 0:08:27and you know who you are -
0:08:27 > 0:08:30did something truly unspeakable on the stairlift.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32It was not an accident.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35The individual pieces had been arranged to make a smiley face.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38But I am not smiling.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40So...who did it?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Which of you is responsible for giving me six months
0:08:43 > 0:08:47of sleepless nights, and turning my fingernails into bloody stumps?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Was it the cat?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Very funny, Mr Falstaff.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54No, it isn't! Our business is being destroyed - it's not funny.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58I had a pearl necklace stolen from my room. That's not funny.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02But you...are so keen on being Mr Nice Guy,
0:09:02 > 0:09:06that you end up being Mr Useless Waste of Space.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09You can't let her speak to you like that.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Do you know, I did hear someone creeping about.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20It was just like last week, when I heard 'em climbing on the roof.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23We've been through that, Mrs Bentley. It was just a bad dream.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Well, I'm not surprised people are hearing things.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30The Pincotts run this place like a prison camp.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33OK, well, I know things have been a bit weird recently,
0:09:33 > 0:09:37but, just like the stairlift, we can rise above it.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40So let's just all put on a big smiley face.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42CHUCKLING
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Are you not eating, Mrs Bentley?
0:09:55 > 0:09:59I thought I'd just push it round the plate and hope it evaporates.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I know how you feel. It's been a funny few days.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04You can't possibly know how I feel.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Oh, nice of you to try.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10What is this muck?
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Omelette!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13It says on the menu, "quiche".
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Well, things change. - Is there an alternative?
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Starvation.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Are you any nearer to knowing who's behind this?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36We do have some theories.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Well, PLEASE find out soon.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- My wife is impossible to live with. - Yes, where is she?
0:10:42 > 0:10:47- I was hoping to...- Was that an asteroid? Are we being invaded?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Penelope?
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Penelope!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05So, do you...do you think she fell, or...?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I think she was pushed. See the wound on the side of her head?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Yeah.- Shouldn't be able to see that.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Any impact wound would be on the underside of the body.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Now, I think she was attacked first, pushed later.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- So possibly the biggest mystery here is...- Yes?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21..how did you get here before me?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Er, this woman was our client.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26She thought that someone was trying to destroy her business.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Oh, except they destroyed her.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Any idea who was behind the sabotage?- We're working on it.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Well, the thing is, everyone who lives and works here has got
0:11:34 > 0:11:37a cast-iron alibi. They were behind that glass, eating omelettes.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- I think I'm going to check the roof. - I really don't think so.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Hello. I just wondered if anyone wants any tea, or coffee, or...
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Er, actually, could you help me with something?
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I've never been up here before. I didn't even know we had a roof.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I mean, obviously I knew there had to be something on top -
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I just didn't think you could go on it.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Don't go so far, please.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10So, erm, could anyone have got up here?
0:12:10 > 0:12:11I suppose they could.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Not the ones with Zimmer frames, obviously.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15And when did you last see Mrs Pincott?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Half an hour ago. She fell off the roof.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19I'm aware of that.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21When did you last see her alive?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Oh, this morning. She had a big meeting
0:12:23 > 0:12:26about everything that's going on around here.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28So, would you say anyone had a grudge against her?
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Why are you saying that? Do you think she was...?
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Murdered?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37No!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- I'm afraid it does look that way. - But who would, you know?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Well, possibly the same person who's behind the sabotage -
0:12:44 > 0:12:48maybe your wife found out and threatened to take action.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51How could they? We were all inside, having lunch.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54That's what's puzzling me.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56But if they can get away with it for three months
0:12:56 > 0:12:57without being detected...
0:12:57 > 0:13:01We're going to do everything we can to find out who did this.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Well, surely it's a matter for the police now?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Well, your wife paid us for a week of surveillance.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10And we can work in ways that the police can't.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13I see.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Fair enough.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Frank...?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Oh, this doesn't sound good.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- You know I put in that hidden camera?- Yes?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Someone else has hidden it. - PHONE RINGS
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Hello?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45You only had one job to do!
0:13:45 > 0:13:50- Yes, speaking.- Rubbish! I've had to do bed baths and bed pans.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52It'll be a long time before I feel clean again.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56- Really?- So, who do you think took it?- I don't know for sure.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- I see.- But like Quasimodo, I have a hunch.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Well, thanks. No, that's great. Bye, Gavin, bye.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Who was that?- Gavin.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Did you hear him? - Yeah, he'll find them.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I've just found out something really interesting.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Whoever's behind this sabotage must have a cupboard full of tricks.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Circuit breakers, live rodents...
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Do you have a warrant to do that?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Well, we can certainly get one.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I thought you needed evidence of wrongdoing.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Yeah, well, well, there's certainly been plenty
0:14:29 > 0:14:31of...of evidence of wrongdoing in this kitchen.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Eight months ago,
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- three residents were admitted to hospital with listeria.- I know.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40They nearly died. Which is why they got rid of that chef and hired me.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- What? - I've only been here for six months.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46How are you settling in?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Well, there's been a lot of weird things going on.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50The last few months have been a nightmare.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52But it's got nothing to do with me.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Sorry.- Yes. Fine.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Is there anything else you want to frame me for?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Oh, I know - maybe I'm Lord Lucan!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Room service? Hello?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Hi-yah! Ho!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Hi-yah! Hee!
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Right there, son.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Now, don't move or it could get very bloody, buddy.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Now, then, what's your game?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I suppose I waver between Scrabble and gin rummy.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Are you trying to be funny, sonny?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Are you trying to tickle my ribs?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Do you see yourself as a reincarnation of Arthur Askey?
0:15:53 > 0:15:57I just came in here to dust your drawers.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Why are you so interested in my drawers?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Well...- I was in the Army, you know.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Six months in the jungle, alongside the Gurkhas.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Very good workers, the Gurkhas.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12They can bring a man to submission using only one finger.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14OK! OK, OK, OK, OK!
0:16:14 > 0:16:18I'm a detective! Oh, just don't tell anyone, please!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Oh, so you're a dick, are you? I might have known.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Sorry for bothering you.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31What's this?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I found it in a Christmas cracker.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Hmm...
0:16:39 > 0:16:41And this?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43And this? And this?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45So it turns out one of our residents,
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Mr Falstaff, is a kleptomaniac.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51But wait till you see the footage.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Naughty Mr Falstaff.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Here come the rezzies, for their din-dins.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00And here comes the dynamite.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03You have no right to talk to me like that!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- What about my rights? My right to a peaceful life?- You want
0:17:06 > 0:17:08a peaceful life? OK, then. Goodbye. I'm leaving you.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Do you really think it's that easy?!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Just you try, I will break you.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Any job you go for, I will spread the vilest of rumours about you.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Any relationship, I'll find a way to make your lives hell.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21You are nothing without me.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24You are a pathetic, worthless little man.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Well, there you are. A clear and compelling motive for murder.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Well done.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Mr Pincott.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Widower. Possibly adulterer. Maybe murderer.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Or, is it his bit on the side? The lovely Soozie?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Well, if she and Mr P are a pair,
0:17:46 > 0:17:48she does get to be Queen of Shady Nook.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Then there's the chef.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Who, according to his CV, used to be in the Army.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Maybe he learnt some brilliant technique on, er,
0:17:55 > 0:17:59I don't know, how to murder someone whilst serving an omelette?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Yeah, how could any of them have pushed her off the roof
0:18:02 > 0:18:05if they were all downstairs? There must be someone else.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07But Marlowe checked the CCTV.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Nobody entered or left the building six hours prior to her death.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12What about Mr Falstaff?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15We know he's a thief, but is he a saboteur who got caught in the act?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Well, that's up to you to find out.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I don't know if I want to go back there.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I know he's old, but he's surprisingly vigorous.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- Are you OK, Mrs Bentley? - Yes, I'm fine.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I'll be fine, I'll be fine.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35It's been a shock for all of us.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Whatever disagreements I had with Mrs Pincott,
0:18:38 > 0:18:40no-one deserves to go like that.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- I used to be a nurse, you know. - Yes, I know.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47And you're always haunted by the thought that you could have
0:18:47 > 0:18:48done better for people,
0:18:48 > 0:18:52that you could at least have made their last moments a bit more
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- comfortable.- I know you. You have a heart as big as a mountain.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58And there's nothing more anybody could have...
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Hello.- Yes?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Er, any sign of Mr Falstaff?
0:19:02 > 0:19:06I think he went into the garden.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Thank you.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11I better get some tea.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I think the police might want to talk to us.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Oh, dear.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Oh, dear. Oh...
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Oh!
0:19:22 > 0:19:23KNOCK AT DOOR
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Hello?- Hello.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- Could I have a word?- Please.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Er, I've said everything I know, but, erm...
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I could really do with a coffee.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40And if you don't mind my saying so, it looks like you could too.
0:19:40 > 0:19:45Oh, well, we can go to the dining room.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Great.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:20:42 > 0:20:45The person you called is not available.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Please leave your message after the tone.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Hello, son? It's me again.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Look, when you hear this, please call me this time?
0:20:58 > 0:21:02I know we said that I should stick it out a bit longer...
0:21:02 > 0:21:07Well, I have stuck it out - when we were flooded and overcome with rats.
0:21:07 > 0:21:12And now, we've got a murderer in the house.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17They've already killed Mrs Pincott
0:21:17 > 0:21:21and I have a feeling it's going to be me next on the list.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25You wouldn't want that on your conscience.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Would you? Please.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Please, son.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Call me.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38I can't believe she's dead.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43I never knew anyone quite so...alive.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47I know this must be incredibly difficult for you, but we are
0:21:47 > 0:21:51going to have to build a clear picture of your wife's last moments.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I see.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Is it right that she was a smoker?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Yeah, well, only one a day.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59She'd go out, just before lunch,
0:21:59 > 0:22:02round the back where no-one could see her.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05And, erm, do you remember the last conversation that you had
0:22:05 > 0:22:07with your wife today?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Well, I, er...
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Don't you have a recording of it?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Yeah, Sebastian accidentally wiped it.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Oh...
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Oh, I-I think I just said we'd get through this.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Together.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28And I told her that I loved her.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56KNOCK AT DOOR
0:23:04 > 0:23:06KNOCK AT DOOR
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Hello!
0:23:08 > 0:23:13- YOU'RE not Mr Pincott.- That's very perceptive of you.- Where is he?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Mrs Bentley?! Well, how could she have gone missing?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Well, she is one of our more active ones.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22When she gets on her mobility scooter, she's like Lewis Hamilton.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Did she say where she was going?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Apparently, she told Mr Woodham she was going to find some peas.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Find some peas? Well, we've got a kitchen full of the bloody things.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32This Mr Woodham... Is he hard of hearing?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- He is a bit.- Could she have said she wanted to find some PEACE?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Ah, that makes sense.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Does Mrs Bentley have a church she goes to?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44I'm, er, guessing she probably came this way.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- How do you know? - A few telltale signs.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Look.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Excuse me! Excuse me!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Hello! You go that way, I'll go round the back!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Go on. Yeah.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00No. Go, go, go! Yeah.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Go on!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Agh! Agh!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Agh! Agh!
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Who are you? What do you want?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32My name's Frank Hathaway. I'm a private investigator.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I was just wondering why you came here.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Everyone's worried sick about you.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40I came here to...to make my peace...
0:24:40 > 0:24:42..with Him.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Is there a reason you have to make your peace with...Him?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51It was me. I brought death to Shady Nook.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54What, you actually pushed Mrs Pincott off the roof?
0:24:54 > 0:24:58No, but I made it happen. I invited her here.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Me and my big mouth.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Who are you talking about? - She killed Mrs Pincott.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06And she'll kill us all.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08She wants her revenge.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Who does?
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Janet. Janet Jeffson.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Hello!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Agh! Argh!
0:25:17 > 0:25:20No, she's... She's not, she's not, she's...
0:25:27 > 0:25:29- Janet Jeffson? - That's what she said.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Doesn't ring any bells.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33She was saying, "Janet did it, Janet's going to kill everyone."
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- And then she had her accident. - Was she compos mentis?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39It's hard to say - she was scared out of her wits.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42There must be SOMEBODY called Jeffson connected with this place.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Tell you what, we'll talk to Mr Pincott,
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- why don't you run the name through the PNC?- Fine.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Any other little jobs you'd like me to do?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Er, did you find anything on the roof?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Our forensics are looking in to it, thanks.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Well, we've never had anyone here called Jeffson I can think of.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Perhaps she was just confused, then.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Perhaps.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Regarding your wife's murder, there is
0:26:08 > 0:26:10one line of inquiry we need to pursue.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Oh, yes?
0:26:11 > 0:26:15What if the murderer killed your wife in order to get close to you?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Sorry, er, why?
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Well, supposing somebody had feelings for you -
0:26:22 > 0:26:24romantic feelings.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Oh, that's ridiculous.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I know I'm no Tom Cruise.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- It's a long time since- I- made anyone weak at the knees.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Well, then...
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Yes, erm, we'll, er, continue with our enquiries.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- Fine.- Thank you. - Thank you.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49And I'm really sorry if we said anything upsetting at all.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51No, no. You're just doing your job.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Thank you.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00So there are three Valentine's cards,
0:27:00 > 0:27:02so it's been going on for some time.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Oh! And it's the same writing there as the condolence card.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07- Really?!- Yeah.
0:27:07 > 0:27:12It's got the same slanty Ls and then the Ts that aren't quite crossed.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Ah, yeah.- Yeah.- So Mr P has a psychotic secret admirer.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Only question is, are they working together?
0:27:18 > 0:27:20PHONE RINGS
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Oh. Sebastian!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I know who killed Mrs Pincott.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Go on.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30It was Mr Falstaff. He's behind the sabotage and everything.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32He's doing it so his son will come and rescue him.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Wow! That's a really interesting theory.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Completely wrong, but... - No, I promise you, it's...
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- Oh, got to go! MR PINCOTT:- I need to talk to you.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43No, somewhere we won't be observed.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47OK, then, the butterfly farm.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49About ten minutes.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Oh, here he is!
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Right, let's pump up the volume.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Oh! He's not wearing the jacket!
0:28:04 > 0:28:07- What?- Well, I suppose it is a climate-controlled,
0:28:07 > 0:28:09subtropical environment, isn't it?
0:28:09 > 0:28:12Oh, thank you, David Attenborough!
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Stay there. I'm going in.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Hello!
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Oh, Soozie!
0:28:41 > 0:28:44- Well I...I'm glad you came. - Oh, of course I came!
0:28:44 > 0:28:47You know I'll always bend over backwards for you, Mr Pincott.
0:28:47 > 0:28:51Oh, well, this is
0:28:51 > 0:28:53all a bit...er, hard.
0:28:54 > 0:28:58I have some rather awkward questions to ask you.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Well, fire away.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04There is literally no part of me that's off limits.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Well...
0:29:06 > 0:29:09For the past three years, I've been receiving Valentine's cards.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12- Have you?- I've always thought, "Oh, how sweet, that's nice!"
0:29:12 > 0:29:14But now I need to know...
0:29:16 > 0:29:18..did you send them to me?
0:29:18 > 0:29:21I might have done.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24Of course, I was always very discreet.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26No-one could call me a marriage wrecker.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29But now, well,
0:29:29 > 0:29:32there's nothing left to wreck, is there?
0:29:32 > 0:29:35Soozie, w-what are you saying?
0:29:35 > 0:29:40What I'm saying is, your wife is dead.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43She's in a box.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46And now it's time for you to think outside the box.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Mr Falstaff!
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Oh, hello there, son! You on some secret mission?
0:30:10 > 0:30:14I'm just here to check on the jams and preserves.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17And, of course, the sugar bowl.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19- Sugar bowl?- Hmm.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Not everyone likes these wriggly little beasties
0:30:22 > 0:30:23squirming in their cornflakes.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- How did you...? - I'm very perceptive.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35You've been behind a whole load of the horrors here.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Blood-sucking bugs in the bedroom.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40That sinister smile on the stairlift.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43So what if I have? What are you going to do about it?
0:30:43 > 0:30:45Not a whole lot I CAN do.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Especially when you're trying to bring this place to its knees,
0:30:48 > 0:30:52so you'll be thrown out on the street, and then, perhaps,
0:30:52 > 0:30:54your son will come and rescue you.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00And, you know, you've got style.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03A little scatological, but it's hard not to be impressed.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Thank you very much.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08But what you did to Mrs Pincott...
0:31:08 > 0:31:12What exactly happened? Did she catch you in the act?
0:31:12 > 0:31:14I can't believe you think that...
0:31:14 > 0:31:17I've often wished to wipe the smile off her face,
0:31:17 > 0:31:21but I didn't make her go splat-io on the patio.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25- Really?- Well, I couldn't! I was having lunch.
0:31:27 > 0:31:28Fair dos.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31I'm really rather hurt that you think like that.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35I'm no angel, but I'm not Norman Bates.
0:31:36 > 0:31:40All right, I did play around a bit because I wanted
0:31:40 > 0:31:45to close the place down so that my son would come and fetch me.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49I know it's wrong, but...
0:31:51 > 0:31:53..I do get awfully lonely.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Please, Mr Pincott.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02I've had six years of watching your wife torture you,
0:32:02 > 0:32:06like a cruel child pulling the wings off a tragic insect!
0:32:06 > 0:32:09But now we're here in the butterfly house.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13And maybe, from the cocoon of your grief, you'll learn to fly away.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Into the sunset.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17- With me! - I don't want to fly with you.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20- What?! - Soozie, did you murder my wife?
0:32:20 > 0:32:22No!
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Though I may have sent her the odd abusive card.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27Sorry.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29- HE GRUMBLES - Oh, Soozie,
0:32:29 > 0:32:30will you just leave me alone?
0:32:35 > 0:32:40I thought I paid you to solve my wife's murder, not to spy on me.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Er, well, actually, your wife paid us
0:32:42 > 0:32:43to find out the truth
0:32:43 > 0:32:45and you haven't been entirely honest with us.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48- What do you mean?- Well, you told me that the last thing you said
0:32:48 > 0:32:50to your wife was, "We'll get through this, I love you,"
0:32:50 > 0:32:53when actually, what you said was, "Goodbye, I'm leaving you."
0:32:53 > 0:32:54OK, I know I said it.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58- Well... And?- Well, when you've been married 25 years,
0:32:58 > 0:33:00you say that sort of thing all the time.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02It won't be like that for us, though.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05Every day will be like birthdays and Christmas time put together.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06Shut up, Soozie.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09I've just been on the phone to DI Marlowe.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11She's exposed a few more lies.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14According to your own records, you did have a resident called Jeffson.
0:33:14 > 0:33:15Ellena Jeffson.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20I remember.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23She was a very confused woman.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Lived a... Lived in her own little dream world.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28Until a year ago, when she died of a cardiac arrest.
0:33:28 > 0:33:32And your wife was murdered on the first anniversary of her death.
0:33:32 > 0:33:33Did you know that?
0:33:33 > 0:33:36You must have realised that the two things were connected.
0:33:36 > 0:33:37Well, to tell you the truth,
0:33:37 > 0:33:40I've always been haunted by what happened.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43Ellena could be difficult and, er, cantankerous
0:33:43 > 0:33:44and she had hallucinations.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47And once I got so fed up with her pushing the alarm
0:33:47 > 0:33:51to complain about giant spiders, I...just...
0:33:51 > 0:33:53turned the thing off.
0:33:53 > 0:33:57- What?!- An hour later, she had a heart attack.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Was there an investigation?
0:33:59 > 0:34:00A couple of residents asked some questions.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03But my wife...
0:34:03 > 0:34:04decided to save the day.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07She said there must have been a problem with the alarm
0:34:07 > 0:34:10and that she was sorry for not checking...
0:34:10 > 0:34:12but it wouldn't happen again.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15So you committed an act of gross negligence
0:34:15 > 0:34:18and your wife took the blame and covered it up.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20And then exactly a year later, someone took her life.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25Was there anyone who was particularly close
0:34:25 > 0:34:27to this Ellena Jeffson?
0:34:31 > 0:34:33OK, so I haven't found the murderer,
0:34:33 > 0:34:35but I have solved the mystery of the soiled stairlift.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Oh, well, you've got to start somewhere, haven't you?
0:34:38 > 0:34:39Is Marlowe still around?
0:34:39 > 0:34:41She went back to the station.
0:34:41 > 0:34:42Oh, great! I can go on the roof.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Er, hang on! We do have a suspect to talk to, you know.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45You talk to them.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47I need to find out how she fell.
0:34:49 > 0:34:53KNOCK AT DOOR
0:34:53 > 0:34:55- Who are you?!- It's OK.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58I'm with Frank. I'm investigating the murder.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00Well, I didn't do it.
0:35:00 > 0:35:01Huh! How could I?
0:35:02 > 0:35:06I just wanted to talk to you about your old roommate.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08The woman that lived with you just over a year ago.
0:35:08 > 0:35:09Is it Ellena Jeffson?
0:35:19 > 0:35:21She was a lost soul, really.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Didn't know who she was, or where she was,
0:35:24 > 0:35:29but, well, it was nice having someone in the room with me,
0:35:29 > 0:35:31and when I was in bed,
0:35:31 > 0:35:33I could listen to her breathing.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Until one night...
0:35:39 > 0:35:40Yes.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42It was a cardiac arrest.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45I pressed the buzzer, no-one came.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49I screamed, no-one...no-one heard me
0:35:49 > 0:35:51and then...
0:35:51 > 0:35:54by the time I got help,
0:35:54 > 0:35:56it was too late to save her.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59And you blamed Mrs Pincott.
0:35:59 > 0:36:00Well, she was in charge.
0:36:00 > 0:36:04It's a difficult job, but, oh, I was...
0:36:04 > 0:36:05I was very angry.
0:36:05 > 0:36:06Of course you were.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11Did you do anything about it?
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Right, Sebastian.
0:36:14 > 0:36:15What do you see?
0:36:15 > 0:36:17The roof...
0:36:17 > 0:36:19the sky.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22And on the wall in front of you?
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Erm...
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Some indentations, maybe?
0:36:27 > 0:36:29- SEBASTIAN CLICKS TONGUE - Yeah.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Ah. Hmm.
0:36:36 > 0:36:37What's done that, then?
0:36:44 > 0:36:46HE PUFFS
0:37:06 > 0:37:08Sorry, what are you doing?
0:37:08 > 0:37:10I'm building a killing machine.
0:37:10 > 0:37:16When they took her body away, I went through her belongings.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18I found this big bundle of letters.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23It seems that she had a daughter, overseas.
0:37:24 > 0:37:28So I wrote to the daughter and I told her everything.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32And that was Janet Jeffson?
0:37:32 > 0:37:33Oh, her name was Jan.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35I don't know about the Jeffson.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38I think Ellena had remarried.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Do you remember the address?
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Er, one minute.
0:37:46 > 0:37:47There's only one thing we need now.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49- What?- Gravity.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Goodbye, cruel world.
0:38:21 > 0:38:22There we are.
0:38:29 > 0:38:30"Arkshire Regiment".
0:38:39 > 0:38:43This is the woman that you've been writing to?
0:38:43 > 0:38:44Yes.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Yes, it is.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51- PHONE RINGS Hello?- I've just found our murderer.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Yeah, and we've just found the method.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Oh, no.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Hi.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Ian McClurgy?
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Hello.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14We've got something that belongs to you.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16It's the letters to your mum
0:39:16 > 0:39:18from when you were in Helmand Province.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20She kept every one.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23We weren't sure who they were from to begin with, cos you'd
0:39:23 > 0:39:26signed them "love, Ian" and Mrs Bentley misread it as "Jan".
0:39:26 > 0:39:28Thank you.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30Must've been hard for you, being so far away from her.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34I knew she was on the way out.
0:39:34 > 0:39:39She was getting confused, but I had no idea she was so close to the end.
0:39:39 > 0:39:43When she died, Mrs Bentley wrote to you and told you what happened.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Then you came to work here.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Only you weren't working.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52You were observing.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56Like for instance, you knew that every day at 12,
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Mrs Pincott went out for a cigarette.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01But today wasn't just any day.
0:40:07 > 0:40:08Mrs Pincott.
0:40:08 > 0:40:09Yes?
0:40:09 > 0:40:11- Do you know what day it is? - What do you mean?
0:40:11 > 0:40:13I mean what day
0:40:13 > 0:40:14and what happened a year ago.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17- Erm...- You should know.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20It should haunt you at every waking moment.
0:40:22 > 0:40:23You killed a resident.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26Oh, for God's sake, we did nothing wrong.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28And anyway, the woman was a vegetable.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33It was meant to be quiche for lunch, but you made an omelette.
0:40:33 > 0:40:34What is this muck?
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Because, presumably,
0:40:36 > 0:40:39you couldn't roll pastry with a blood-spattered rolling pin.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41You hit her on the head. I mean, I imagine you just meant
0:40:41 > 0:40:43to knock her unconscious
0:40:43 > 0:40:46so that when she fell off the roof it would look like suicide.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49But what happened? Did things get out of hand?
0:40:51 > 0:40:53And then, of course, the final flourish.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56You took her body and put her on a wheelchair at the top of a ramp...
0:40:58 > 0:41:02..and used some kind of timing device.
0:41:02 > 0:41:03There were burn marks on the floor.
0:41:06 > 0:41:08What was it? Corrosive acid?
0:41:14 > 0:41:16And then when you were downstairs serving lunch...
0:41:22 > 0:41:23..she fell from the roof.
0:41:26 > 0:41:30So what if I did? It was divine justice.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33And at least no-one else will suffer like my mother did.
0:41:33 > 0:41:38What would you say if I told you that Mrs Pincott was innocent?
0:41:38 > 0:41:40No! She did it.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42- She admitted it. - No. It was Mr Pincott
0:41:42 > 0:41:45- that turned off the alarm. - SIRENS WAIL
0:41:45 > 0:41:48And his wife was so keen to protect him that she took the blame.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50You just murdered an innocent woman.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52No!
0:41:52 > 0:41:54- No!- Ian... Ian!
0:41:54 > 0:41:56- Stop there.- Oi.- Take it easy. Stay there, stay there.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Right, calm down.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01Ian McClurgy, I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence
0:42:04 > 0:42:06if you do not mention when questioned something you later
0:42:06 > 0:42:09rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Do you understand?
0:42:14 > 0:42:18Well, thank you for coming in this hour of our need.
0:42:18 > 0:42:19You're welcome.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Mr Pincott's speaking to the police
0:42:21 > 0:42:22and Soozie's clearing out her locker.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24I don't think you're going to see either of them again.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Well, God knows what'll happen to us.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28We'll probably be out on the street.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30- I'm sure they'll find you somewhere. - Oh, I know.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34I got through the war and an ill-advised marriage,
0:42:34 > 0:42:36I dare say I can cope with this.
0:42:36 > 0:42:37Any sign of Sebastian?
0:42:37 > 0:42:40Yes, he went off with Mr Falstaff.
0:42:40 > 0:42:41- Really?- Yes.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45It's wonderful to see him happy just this once.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48- Come on, Johnny! - Come on, Johnny!- Come on, Johnny!
0:42:48 > 0:42:50- There we are. - HE LAUGHS
0:42:50 > 0:42:52THEY CHUCKLE
0:42:53 > 0:42:56Come on, Sebastian. Come on!
0:42:57 > 0:42:58Come on. Come on.
0:42:58 > 0:42:59Yes!
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Another win for the Leicestershire Legend!
0:43:03 > 0:43:05A win!? I could hardly see you for dust.
0:43:05 > 0:43:06Oh, you're such a loser!
0:43:06 > 0:43:08A loser? You're such a liar!
0:43:11 > 0:43:15- Oh!- Here you go. - APPLAUSE
0:43:15 > 0:43:17I feel like Elizabeth Taylor in National Velvet.
0:43:17 > 0:43:18Aw, you look like her.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Smell like her.
0:43:20 > 0:43:21Are you ready to go?
0:43:22 > 0:43:23Can I come back tomorrow?
0:43:25 > 0:43:26Behave yourself.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44THEY CHEER