0:00:05 > 0:00:08See what dirt you can find on her.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Joy.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12You have a visitor.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15A Mr Martin Mariner?
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Just your type.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22- Are you Frank Hathaway? - Are you American?
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Yes, sir, from Nashville, Tennessee.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28So, are you Frank Hathaway?
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Er...yes.
0:00:30 > 0:00:35Oh! Oh, Frank, it's so great to finally meet you!
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Or should I call you Francis? Oh, let me take a look at you.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43- You have two seconds to let me go. - Oh, no way.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46I've been dreaming about this moment for years.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47One...
0:00:47 > 0:00:50two! MARTIN GROANS
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Frank...- Easy, tiger! - I did warn him.- Too much.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Frank, please. That hurts!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- A lot.- Who the hell are you?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'm your uncle.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03What?!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06We're family, Frank.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Ain't it wonderful?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- What, you're my dad's brother? - That's right.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35My mother is your grandmother.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37But don't you think my dad might have mentioned you?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39He might not even know I exist.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42I was adopted at birth, and I was raised
0:01:42 > 0:01:46by a wonderful British couple who moved out to Tennessee.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50But now they've both passed, well, I'm tracing my blood relations.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54And you, Frank, you are my first discovery.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Cobblers.- Well, I'll show you.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Now...
0:02:00 > 0:02:03birth certificate, and that's my mother.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Elizabeth Hathaway. - Is that your grandmother?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Well, it's a common name.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Maiden name, Foster.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I haven't got a clue about maiden names.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14She died years before I was born.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16How come the father's not listed?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Well, young man, it's very possible that I am a love child.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oh, great!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24So now you're calling my nana a tramp as well as a liar?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Here's our family tree, Frank.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31I only managed to go back to the 17th century.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Incredible.- So, 1953.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Is that when your nan died? - Well, around that time, yes.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43I can't find Elizabeth's death certificate to confirm
0:02:43 > 0:02:47the actual day, but since I know that my mother
0:02:47 > 0:02:50died in childbirth, it's got to be my birthday -
0:02:50 > 0:02:544th of July, Independence Day.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- That's great detective work, Martin, yeah.- Thank you, ma'am!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Ah!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- She died in childbirth, did you say? - That's right.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Because my nana died in a car crash.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Are you absently certain about that, Frank?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Because my adoptive parents were told that my mother died
0:03:09 > 0:03:11giving birth to me.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13It's the only thing that about my nana that I am sure of.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Ow! Frank!- Wrong Elizabeth Hathaway. Oh, what a shame.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- There we are. Let me help you with these. There we go.- Frank!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Come on.- We're related, Frank. I can feel it!- Er...apparently not.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- At least let me buy you a coffee! - Come on.- Whoa!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30AMERICAN ACCENT: Thanks for stopping by!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40What?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43He was obviously a conman.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46What's he after, then? Your fortune?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48HE SIGHS
0:03:52 > 0:03:55So, when did this Lola start work here?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Three months ago. - I gave her the job.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I honestly thought I could trust her, that's what hurts the most.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- When was this accident? - A month ago.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I found Lola out the back, screaming.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08She claimed a box of Shakespeare busts had fallen off a trolley
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- and landed on her foot. - FRANK CHUCKLES
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Next thing we know, she's on crutches
0:04:12 > 0:04:14and suing us for compensation.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- No witnesses, I take it? - Of course not.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Twisted ankle ligaments.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20The only thing that's twisted is that girl's morality.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23So you want us to prove she was faking the injury?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- Photos, videos, you do whatever it takes.- Surveillance isn't cheap.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Neither are compensation pay-outs. - Fair enough.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32The awful thing is, the hearing's been brought forward.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- It's now next week.- Well, we will get on this, right away.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Don't worry.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42I...I think you put a few too many noughts on there by mistake. HE CHUCKLES
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Frank.- Yeah. Just...
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Mmm. He seemed credible.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01My nan died in a car crash.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06What if they lied to you? That happens a lot in families.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'm not related to that nutter.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, here we go.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21So far, so convincing.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Now?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- This seat taken?- Go ahead. - Oh, thanks.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Do you mind if I...
0:06:00 > 0:06:03A right pain, those things, aren't they?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Yeah, I'm sick of them.- Yeah, I know, I broke my toe last year.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11Fell down the stairs. I was off my head! Was totally my fault.
0:06:11 > 0:06:17- Twisted ligaments.- Oh. Right. How? - Oh, this box fell on my foot.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Oh, ouch! Was that...was that at home...?- Work.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Oh, well, I hope you get plenty of sympathy for it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Not exactly.- No? What do you mean?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Well, my bosses thought I was lying, which was nice.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Didn't even get an apology.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Oh, honestly, the things employers get away with now, eh?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Hello, darling!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Small world. Oh...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I love the new look.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Erm, I'm Gloria, Lu's friend.- Lola.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- We've only just met.- Really?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- OK if I join you? - No. I'm not staying.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57What am I doing? I've got...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Carlos coming...oh, in ten minutes!
0:07:00 > 0:07:01My masseur.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Beautiful man, and...surprisingly punctual for a Brazilian.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Nice to meet you. See you soon, Lu.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Bye.- Bye.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- I should go, too.- Oh, right, OK.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Yeah, as soon as we catch her out,
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Mr Tarsich, I will call you right away, OK? - PHONE PINGS
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I will. OK, yeah, bye. Bye.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39That is the third time he's called already today.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41It's from Sebastian.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43According to our contact at the credit check company,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Lola Gower owes over 20,000 in payday loans.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Then she needs this compensation.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51If she's faking it, she's doing a decent job.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Oh, hello.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55He looks pleased with himself.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- I don't believe it!- What?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15That Yank.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Stalking me.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Weirdo.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31All you need to do is find out the date your nan died,
0:08:31 > 0:08:35then if it's not July 4th, 1953, you're in the clear, aren't you?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38How am I going to do that with Mum and Dad gone?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Sounds like its a job for Frank Hathaway! - SHE LAUGHS
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Frank Hathaway already has a job.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Watching somebody watch telly.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52HE SIGHS It's going to be a long night.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16PHONE RINGS
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Oh! It's him, again!- Again?- Again.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Hello, Mr Tarsich.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28- ON PHONE:- Anything?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Er, no, she's still in her flat, I'm afraid.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33She hasn't left since lunchtime.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35This is pointless.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Yeah, well, as I said before, Mr Tarsich, patience is the key.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41You don't understand.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43We're not insured.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Well, not with the right policy, anyway.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Oh.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I haven't told Diana, but if this girl wins, it could cripple us.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- I see.- It was my fault.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I was halfway through filling in the form,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- and I had to go away for work. - Right.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Oh!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Double bacon, double egg. Double ketchup for the vitamins.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Thank you.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- No sign of life?- Mmm.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I think we need to step up our coverage.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Let's see if the clients will stump up for a hidden camera.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Mmm. For me?- Yeah.- Mmm!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Is...? Oh.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Cheers, AJ.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12SIREN WAILS
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Oh, look, it's the marshmallow twins!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Hi, Frank.- Hello.- Frank.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Ah, Christina.- Frank.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Didn't take you as the gift shop type.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Yeah, I...ran out of waterlily soap.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Fraud claim involving an ex-member of staff.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I came to see my client.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Going to have to talk to the husband now.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50You can scratch her off the list, the girl we've been trailing.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Thanks. And given it's a robbery gone wrong...- Is it?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Back door forced, signs of a struggle,
0:11:57 > 0:12:00blow to the head with Arden's finest,
0:12:00 > 0:12:03till open, and money gone.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05What does that look like to you?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- You see those pieces of glass? - Mmm-hmm.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13How did they get there?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Embedded themselves during the struggle.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yeah, but they're not embedded, are they?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20They've just been placed there.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23When the glass fell on the victim, she was lying still,
0:12:23 > 0:12:24almost certainly dead.
0:12:24 > 0:12:30Now, why would the killer add smashed glass after the murder?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Answer?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33To make it look like a robbery.
0:12:33 > 0:12:38- You might want to talk to someone called P.- P?
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Yeah, that's the person she texted at 3:07 yesterday afternoon.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44You tampered with the victim's phone?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47I took a brief look, and I'm wearing a glove.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51"We need to talk. Come and find me after closing.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55"The cat's away. Kiss, kiss."
0:12:55 > 0:12:58The cat being the husband, Leon. He's not back yet.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00I'll call him if you like, save you the trouble.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Thanks.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03I've got it from here, Frank.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08- Well, just keep an open mind. - Don't patronise me!- I wasn't!
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Good!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11You can get on with your fraud claim, then.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16OK, over here, guys.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18It's like Luke Skywalker telling Yoda to sod off.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Yoda? Really?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25KNOCK AT DOOR
0:13:25 > 0:13:28So it looks like the profits from the business all went to Diana,
0:13:28 > 0:13:31and Leon just got a monthly wage, not much of one, either.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34So she's skinning him for his cash, and cuckolding him
0:13:34 > 0:13:36with this P character.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Leon Tarsich must be in the frame, right?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Come through, Mr Tarsich.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50We're very sorry for your loss.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I, erm...
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I don't think I'll need...
0:13:54 > 0:13:57The Lola thing doesn't seem like such a...
0:13:59 > 0:14:02We understand entirely.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Don't we, Frank?- Of course. Yeah.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Thank you.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10The... The local police are really stretched at the moment,
0:14:10 > 0:14:13so they've asked us to help track down Diana's killer.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Erm...
0:14:15 > 0:14:19I'm really sorry to have to ask this, but, er...
0:14:19 > 0:14:21where were you yesterday?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I was in Manchester,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26at a gift shop conference.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30I came back this morning, as soon as I heard the...
0:14:30 > 0:14:33And everything was all right at home, was it?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- Yeah, it was good.- Yeah?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Diana was happy?- Perfectly.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- No suggestion of another man?- No!
0:14:43 > 0:14:47- Is there anything else?- No. Thank you.- Thank you.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55We'll do everything we can to help.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Sebastian, find out if there was a gift shop conference
0:15:02 > 0:15:04in Manchester yesterday.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Fine. By the way, did you notice his nails?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09They were perfect.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Frank.- Ugh...
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Now, you're a businessman, first and foremost. I respect that.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Goodbye.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20You find out the date your grandma died, I'll double it.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Frank?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Giving Marlowe a free Jedi lesson isn't going to pay the bills.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28FRANK SIGHS
0:15:30 > 0:15:31- Anything?- Mm-mm.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35What? There's nothing anywhere about my nanna's death online?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- Nope.- Was she buried?- Yes.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Well, then, the date will be on the gravestone.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I'll have to find the cemetery first.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Yeah, but you're Mr Family History, aren't you?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46All I know is it's in a village somewhere in the Cotswolds.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47The Cotswolds?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Yeah, my grandad travelled south with work.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I mean, I went there once, but I was about 11.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58We'll have to resort to using a Ouija board at this rate.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02I need another drink.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09What's that?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Looks like blood.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Hey, if we could get Forrest Gump Senior done for something,
0:16:16 > 0:16:18we could be off the hook.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I'm going to send one of these to my mate Freddie at forensics.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Ooh!
0:16:23 > 0:16:24What is it?
0:16:24 > 0:16:29E-mail from The Golden Horizons Gift Shop Conference in Manchester.
0:16:29 > 0:16:35Apparently, Leon Tarsich registered yesterday morning, and guess what?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Afternoon and evening? Never showed up.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Well, I was there.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Did...you talk to anyone?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Well, not really. Look, I've already been through all this
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- with the police.- No, we appreciate that Mr, erm...
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Tarshah...- Sich.- ..sich.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Erm...I notice from your bank statements that you've been
0:16:59 > 0:17:02making regular payments to "Bar MM" on the second Friday of every month.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04The police let you see my bank statements?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07You wouldn't believe how much they trust us.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Well, that's the Mucky Mallard.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10I go there with a couple of mates.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Hey, I go there every Friday.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Yeah, I thought I recognised you.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Can I use your bathroom?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Er, yeah, it's just on the right past the bedroom.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30So, then, Diana's money? Must be quite a whack of it.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Does that all come to you, does it? - I haven't even thought about it.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Of course. Sorry, I didn't mean to, erm...
0:17:42 > 0:17:44He's never been in the Mucky Mallard on a Friday night,
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- I can tell you that much. - And they had separate bedrooms.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50So, problems in the sack, wife playing away,
0:17:50 > 0:17:53a clear financial motive, and an alibi that stinks.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Yeah, I'm with them now, Mr Tarsich. I'll call you back.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08- Misrepresentation is a criminal offence, Frank.- So's murder.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Stop harassing him. - Only if you promise to start.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I don't know why you're wasting your time.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- He couldn't have killed his wife, anyway.- Why not?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Because he was on the phone to you!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Based on smashed clocks at the scene,
0:18:20 > 0:18:24an aborted 999 call on the victim's phone, and the pathology report,
0:18:24 > 0:18:28we're sure that the attack took place at exactly 7:11.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Well?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Yeah, Leon was in the middle of one of his five minute rants with me.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Making a business call while committing a violent murder.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41That's some serious multi-tasking.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45I got a phone call from forensics.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47You know the blood you found on those banknotes?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Yeah?- It belongs to Diana.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- What?- So, the question is, where did you get the cash from?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Mr Mariner.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- Frank!- Are you two really related? - Yes.- No.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- You've got five minutes.- Thank you.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Frank, you gotta help me.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20They're saying I murdered some woman.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- I take it you didn't kill her.- No!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Where did you get the money?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28From a guy. I met him outside a pawnbroker's.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30What pawnbroker's?
0:19:31 > 0:19:35It was called Cash Changers, something like that.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- What? Quid Converters?- That's it!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39What were you doing there?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44I was selling my parents' jewellery.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Why?- So I could hire you.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49This guy said that he would pay double
0:19:49 > 0:19:52whatever I was offered inside, and he did.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- And that's the money you gave us? - Mmm.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Right, listen, Martin.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I need you to describe this man to me.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05A lizard tattoo on the side of his neck.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10- It's a start.- You seem pretty keen to get Martin off the charge.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Well, I just... I don't think he's guilty.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Is that it?
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Yes, that's it.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20It's got nothing to do with the fact he's my long-lost uncle.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Methinks he doth protest too much.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Mr Tarsich.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26He's brought your money.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28You can count it.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Ah, don't worry.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Er...my solicitor called.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Lola's dropping the compensation claim.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- On compassionate grounds. - That must be a relief.- Yeah.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Oh, and I'm sorry for dropping you in it earlier.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Ah, no hard feelings.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43You want to help, and I appreciate that.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Are you getting anywhere?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48You don't know of any of your customers or suppliers
0:20:48 > 0:20:51who might have, like, a lizard tattoo on the neck, do you?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Lizard?
0:20:53 > 0:20:54No, I don't.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Sorry.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Er...Phil has got a tattoo.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00I'm not sure what it's of, though.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Phil?- Phil Layman.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04- Lola's boyfriend.- Thanks.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I'm on my tea break, mate.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Turning down work, Phil? You must be doing all right.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Hey, nice tattoo!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Unusual.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32You what? Do I know you?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- No, but you know my uncle.- Oh, yeah?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Yeah, you bought some jewellery off him outside Quid Converters.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Big American fella. Cheesy sod.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Nah, don't know nothing about it.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45It's all right, Phil, don't worry about it.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48I'm here to buy it back. Family heirloom, you see.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Yeah, my uncle. He's a few hot dogs short of a stand,
0:21:51 > 0:21:53if you know what I mean.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Come on! How much do you want for it?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Eh!- As I said, I don't know nothing about it.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03I hear Lola's dropped the claim. Do you work out?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05You...! Who are you?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Who am I? That's a fundamental question. Who is anyone?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Who are you?!
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Tell me who sent you, or I'll break your arm in two.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Ooh, you've got a temper on you!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Ow! Ah, ah...
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Agh, you brute!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- I'm a....- Come on!- ..copper.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Course you are.- Try me.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25FRANK GRUNTS
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Cheers, Phil.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Don't point at me.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Oh!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50So, now you know how Martin felt.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Thanks for the sympathy. Agh!
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Well?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57SHE SIGHS Found this in the glove compartment.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yeah. Classic burner.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06We've found our P.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Yeah.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12We located a couple of banknotes with blood on them in his flat,
0:23:12 > 0:23:14and we also found him
0:23:14 > 0:23:18on CCTV in the vicinity of the gift shop at the time of the murder.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- And he's got previous for robbery. - How do you know that?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Because some people in here still rate me.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Never knew you were so sensitive.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30So, Diana gets Phil over to tell him she's ending the affair.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33He takes it badly, whacks her on the head with a big fossil.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35And then he staged a robbery.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Go on, then, say it.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I'm not sure it was Phil who killed her.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- What?- Well, according to the phone,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Diana wasn't his only bit on the side.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51OK. So?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54So, why would her ending it make him so angry?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Frank, I'm out!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59FRANK GROANS
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- WHISPERS:- He's a big fan of yours.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04He can't wait to get back to your search!
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Well, every silver lining has a cloud.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08SHE CHUCKLES
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Ah-ah! Come on, walk.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12FRANK SIGHS
0:24:15 > 0:24:17It was when Lu gave me that look.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18HE CHUCKLES
0:24:18 > 0:24:21That was the moment I realised I'd walked into a secret
0:24:21 > 0:24:24undercover operation, and I nearly had a heart attack.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Well, Lu says you covered it like Dame Judi herself.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29I wasn't that good.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33One of my regulars, that is.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34What, the murderer?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36No. The husband.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40I didn't know his real name. Poor bloke.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Well, what name did he use with you?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Linda.- Linda?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52How many more parishes to check?
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Er...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55103.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56PHONE RINGS
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Oh.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I've got to take this.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02I'll meet you outside.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- Yes?- Having fun?- No.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Family, eh? Well, I've worked out where Leon Tarsich
0:25:10 > 0:25:12really spent those Friday nights.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Well, go on.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15The Moody Mule.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16You're joking.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Which rather begs the question, did the wife know?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Hang on. It's Friday today.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Exactly. Second of the month.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Hi.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05I'm Adele.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Linda.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- Can I get another one, Gina, please? - OK.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16You celebrating?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Or drowning your sorrows?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Bit of a week.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Death in the family.- No!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Oh, that's awful. I'm so sorry.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33I lost my...
0:26:33 > 0:26:34dog recently.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Were you very close?
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Yeah.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50And no.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01It was my wife.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Oh, my gosh!
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Had she been ill?
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Yeah.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Even so...
0:27:17 > 0:27:18..poor you.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Part of me feels relieved.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- Well, if she'd been ill for a long time...- It's... It's not that.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32- She couldn't accept this.- No?
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Found out a few months back.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38Two weeks later,
0:27:38 > 0:27:41- she started sleeping with an employee's boyfriend.- Unbelievable!
0:27:44 > 0:27:45That's not the worst of it, though.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Oh! From cigarettes?
0:27:56 > 0:27:57She burned you?
0:28:02 > 0:28:05So, Diana was physically abusing Leon
0:28:05 > 0:28:07because he wasn't the man she thought she married.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09And he knew about her affair.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12I'd have been out of there like a shot.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14He had no money, though.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Yeah, he's got plenty now, hasn't he?
0:28:16 > 0:28:18So, that's a double motive for murder -
0:28:18 > 0:28:21revenge and cash - plus a lack of alibi.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Except we know he didn't do it, because when Diana was killed,
0:28:23 > 0:28:26he was on the phone to me.
0:28:26 > 0:28:27We've missed something.
0:28:27 > 0:28:31- What?- I don't know, but we've got to find it.
0:28:31 > 0:28:32I'll speak to you later.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37So, was he impressed with my handiwork?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Yes. Very. He's... Yeah.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42He didn't say anything, did he?
0:28:42 > 0:28:43It's all right.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46I only do this job for the lavish salary.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48PHONE RINGS Oh!
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Lola's curtains.
0:28:51 > 0:28:52Er...sorry, what?
0:28:52 > 0:28:55Who has a night in by the telly with the curtains wide open?
0:28:57 > 0:29:01- Maybe she's claustrophobic. - Maybe she wanted to be seen.
0:29:01 > 0:29:02By who?
0:29:03 > 0:29:06I haven't got that far. I'll see you later.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09- Perhaps she's an exhibitionist. - Well, it wasn't much of a show.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12All she did was get up a couple of times to get the remote.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25What if we were the audience?
0:29:25 > 0:29:26FRANK SIGHS
0:29:30 > 0:29:32It's all right. I trust you.
0:29:32 > 0:29:33Oh, thanks, Frank.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38What do they call this place?
0:29:38 > 0:29:39Oh, er...
0:29:42 > 0:29:44..Risley Cross.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47I've been here before.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52- Gloria!- Oh!- Oh, sorry.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Leon Tarsich - he hired women's clothes from you, is that right?
0:29:54 > 0:29:58Mmm. All the time. Dresses, hats, shoes.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01- Wigs?- Course. He borrowed one last week.
0:30:01 > 0:30:02Which one?
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Oh...
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Did he ask specifically for long, blonde hair?
0:30:14 > 0:30:16Oh, he insisted.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18But, to be honest, I was quite surprised
0:30:18 > 0:30:21when he choose this old thing. Ugh.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27KNOCKS AT DOOR
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Miss Whetton?
0:30:36 > 0:30:37Yes.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Erm...we were told that you were the churchwarden.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Yes, that's right. Morning, Vicar.
0:30:42 > 0:30:43Morning, Miss Whetton.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Er...I wonder if you could help.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48We're trying to find out if a relation of mine
0:30:48 > 0:30:50is buried here in the village.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53- Ah.- Might we have a look at the parish burial records?
0:30:53 > 0:30:56Ah, well, the register, actually, is held at Hardleton.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59- It's the next village.- Ah.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02But there's only one graveyard here in this village.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05It's behind the church there.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Great. Well, we'll take a look. Thank you.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Right. Well, I might remember them.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14I've lived all my life in this village,
0:31:14 > 0:31:17and my father was vicar of that church.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21Great. Well, we're looking for my grandmother.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24She was called Elizabeth Hathaway. Died in 1953.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Yeah, we think she might be my mother.
0:31:28 > 0:31:29Ah.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Er...the name's...
0:31:32 > 0:31:34It's not ringing any bells.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37Sorry. Good luck, though.
0:31:45 > 0:31:46She knew her.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58- Feel familiar, Frank? - I'd be lying if I said yes.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06I've found her.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08Really?
0:32:08 > 0:32:09Ooh.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11Does it say when she died?
0:32:11 > 0:32:12It does, yeah.
0:32:15 > 0:32:20February 11th...1952.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22The year before you were born.
0:32:22 > 0:32:23MARTIN SIGHS
0:32:24 > 0:32:26It's not her.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Did you find what you're looking for?
0:32:36 > 0:32:38We did, unfortunately.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Well, here...
0:32:43 > 0:32:46Here's a little something for your journey.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Oh, gosh, thank you, ma'am!
0:32:57 > 0:32:58You, erm...
0:32:58 > 0:33:00You knew my grandmother, didn't you?
0:33:03 > 0:33:05She was a friend of mine.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Why didn't you tell us?
0:33:08 > 0:33:09It's better...
0:33:12 > 0:33:15I've left something on the... On the stove.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23What a kind lady.
0:33:23 > 0:33:24FRONT DOOR CLOSES
0:33:29 > 0:33:31All right, Bab? Here to read your gas meter.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Er, yeah. Sure, come in.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- The meter's in there. - Oh, ta. Won't be a minute.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04- What the hell are you doing? - I'm so sorry!
0:34:04 > 0:34:06I was just seeing who made your armchair.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08I really like it, see.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11- It's exactly what I've been looking for.- Get out!
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Definitely.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15You're lucky I don't report you.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23It really is a lovely chair.
0:34:47 > 0:34:48- Ta-da!- Ah!
0:34:48 > 0:34:50They're definitely fake.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55So he WAS in there! You're a genius, Lu!
0:34:55 > 0:34:59- See, Phil Layman may be a thief, but he's not our murderer.- Lola!
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Oh, well, there's a miraculous recovery.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05She knows we're on to her.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Right.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Let's see who she runs to.
0:35:09 > 0:35:13There you go. A cup of builder's works wonders in these situations.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16- Thanks, Frank.- So, what now?
0:35:17 > 0:35:20I'm going to get the first flight back to the States.
0:35:20 > 0:35:21What, you're giving up?
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Well, like you say, there's a lot of Elizabeth Hathaways,
0:35:24 > 0:35:26and I'm out of cash.
0:35:26 > 0:35:30So I can't exactly afford to hire you to help me, now, can I?
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Well, never mind. You gave it your best shot.
0:35:38 > 0:35:43I have got the strongest of feelings that I know that woman, Theresa.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46Yeah, but to be fair, you swore blind I was your nephew.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49- That's true.- You're a nice fella, but your hunches are rubbish.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51It's a fair cop, governor.
0:35:51 > 0:35:52- PHONE RINGS - Oh!
0:35:57 > 0:35:58Did Sebastian get in the flat?
0:35:58 > 0:36:02He did, and found hairs from Leon's wig under Lola's armchair.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05You're kidding! Nice one. Does she suspect anything?
0:36:05 > 0:36:08She's on her bike. Literally. Just pulled into Ridgemead car park.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10I'm on my way.
0:36:10 > 0:36:11Any chance of a lift?
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Sure.
0:36:13 > 0:36:14CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
0:36:21 > 0:36:23For services rendered.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29Well, that's her debts paid.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31CAR ENGINE STARTS
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Glad to see you back on your feet, Lola.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40Can you move your car, please?
0:36:40 > 0:36:42I don't think DI Marlowe would thank her.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44And she is on her way.
0:36:45 > 0:36:46What's all is this about?
0:36:46 > 0:36:49This is about you two murdering Diana.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51And framing Phil.
0:36:51 > 0:36:55- What?- I know you both hated Diana, maybe with good reason.
0:36:55 > 0:36:56You definitely needed the cash.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59So the two of you came up with the perfect murder.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01Well, nearly.
0:37:02 > 0:37:07Have you seen my phone? I had it here, I'm sure of it.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09It'll turn up, darling. Always does.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12First, you cooked up Lola's fake compensation claim.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Made the two of you look like enemies.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18Next, you convinced Diana to hire us.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20You'd worked out that private investigators
0:37:20 > 0:37:22would give you the perfect alibi.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Then, on the day of the murder, you got hold of Diana's phone.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31MESSAGE ALERT
0:37:33 > 0:37:35You set the trap.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41TV PLAYS
0:38:49 > 0:38:52LU ON PHONE: Yeah, well, as I said before, Mr Tarsich,
0:38:52 > 0:38:53patience is the key.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55You don't understand.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59We're not insured. Well, not with the right policy, anyway.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03A few minutes later, you returned to your flat,
0:39:03 > 0:39:05and swapped places again.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Meanwhile, Phil arrived at Arden Dreams,
0:39:11 > 0:39:14straight into the trap that you'd set him.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25Instead of reporting the crime, he took the money.
0:39:25 > 0:39:26Just as you'd hoped.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Which meant that when you led us to Phil,
0:39:48 > 0:39:51all the evidence was laid out to make it look like he was the killer.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59Your partners certainly chose the wrong people to cheat on.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02SIRENS APPROACH
0:40:13 > 0:40:16- I should leave you on your own more often.- If you insist.
0:40:16 > 0:40:20- Go on, then Frank. Rub it in.- Yoda, you are!
0:40:20 > 0:40:21SHE LAUGHS
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Ah, you're a great copper, Christina.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25I'm hardly in the position to gloat, am I?
0:40:25 > 0:40:29- I didn't spot it.- Thanks, Frank. See you later.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Ah. Hanging out with Martin's made you go all soft.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Ah, don't be daft!
0:40:33 > 0:40:36I don't condone murder, obviously, but...
0:40:36 > 0:40:39I do feel a teeny bit sorry for Leon.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41I mean, just hiding his cross-dressing from his wife
0:40:41 > 0:40:43for all that time - it must have been agony.
0:40:43 > 0:40:47Yeah. It's amazing what people will put up with just to keep a secret.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54We're looking for my grandmother. She was called Elizabeth Hathaway.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57- She died in 1953.- Yeah, we think she may be my mother.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01Here's a little something for your journey.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Oh, gosh, thank you, ma'am!
0:41:07 > 0:41:09- The vicar's daughter!- What?
0:41:09 > 0:41:10We need to get to the airport!
0:41:12 > 0:41:15- Got to stop Martin. Go on, get in.- After you.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17- No after you.- After you. - Just get in!
0:41:18 > 0:41:20KNOCKS AT DOOR
0:41:26 > 0:41:27SHE SIGHS
0:41:30 > 0:41:32What is it?
0:41:33 > 0:41:36I understand why you tried to hide it.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Your father had a reputation to protect.
0:41:40 > 0:41:41SHE SIGHS
0:41:43 > 0:41:45I...
0:41:45 > 0:41:48I don't know what...
0:41:48 > 0:41:50What you're talking about.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Oh, Theresa.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54It's been 65 years.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Don't you think it's time you admitted the truth?
0:42:05 > 0:42:07Mama?
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Yes!
0:42:09 > 0:42:10SHE CHUCKLES
0:42:11 > 0:42:12HE SOBS
0:42:25 > 0:42:26It was the 1950s.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28If people found out Theresa got pregnant out of wedlock,
0:42:28 > 0:42:30there'd have been a massive scandal.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Especially with her dad being the local rev.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35She was sent away to have Martin.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37Her dad bribed a registrar to put another woman's name
0:42:37 > 0:42:39on the birth certificate.
0:42:39 > 0:42:43Theresa suggested her recently departed best friend, my nana.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Do you know what's great about all this is that you can find out
0:42:45 > 0:42:48- from Theresa everything you didn't know about your gran.- Huh.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50I've already found out everything I need to know.
0:42:50 > 0:42:55Apparently, my nana was a superb dancer.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57Which, of course, is where I get my innate sense of...
0:42:59 > 0:43:01..rhythm.
0:43:01 > 0:43:02Cheers!
0:43:02 > 0:43:04THEY CHUCKLE