The Chameleon's Dish

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04HOWLING

0:00:22 > 0:00:25SCREAMING

0:00:32 > 0:00:35No!

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hamish? Hamish?

0:00:38 > 0:00:41You were dead! I think I killed you.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44You're having one of your dreams, love.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45No, no, it's not a dream.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47It's not a dream!

0:00:47 > 0:00:50It's a nosebleed. It's just a nosebleed.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52OK.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Come on.

0:00:55 > 0:01:01Now, remember, bad thoughts are just clouds passing by.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Now, those clouds sometimes take the form of wolves at first,

0:01:04 > 0:01:08but if we tilt our head just a little,

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- they become bunnies.- Bunnies.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Yeah.

0:01:11 > 0:01:17Even if we can't see the bunny, the cloud will pass eventually, son.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18I'm not your son.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Shall we sing our song?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- BOTH:- # Lavender's blue

0:01:24 > 0:01:25# Dilly dilly

0:01:25 > 0:01:28# Lavender's green

0:01:28 > 0:01:29# When I am king

0:01:29 > 0:01:30# Dilly dilly

0:01:30 > 0:01:32# You shall be queen. #

0:01:53 > 0:01:55CHIMING

0:02:11 > 0:02:13CLEARS THROAT

0:02:14 > 0:02:16CLEARS THROAT AGAIN

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Where was I?

0:02:20 > 0:02:24So, er, yeah. Your name is Hamish Kingly. You're 18 years old.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27You live with your vegan mother and new stepfather,

0:02:27 > 0:02:30who together run holistic retreats at Wittenberg Manor.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33You attend Kronborg Sixth Form College.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36You want to study veterinary science but you've been finding it

0:02:36 > 0:02:39quite difficult to concentrate on your studies recently.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41You split with your girlfriend a few months ago...

0:02:41 > 0:02:43I'm ambidextrous and double-jointed.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46And I don't like physical contact.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Right.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48You love board games.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Specifically chess.- Well, specifically, why are you here?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I have bad dreams.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00I-I sleepwalk. I-I wake up in strange places.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Sometimes I'll-I'll black out during the day and when I come round

0:03:02 > 0:03:04I have no recollection of where I've been.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I think someone died. A long time ago.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11And I think I was involved...

0:03:11 > 0:03:12or-or-or not.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16May-maybe it's a premonition and something, someone is going to die,

0:03:16 > 0:03:21but all I can say for sure is that something terrible might happen

0:03:21 > 0:03:24anywhere, any time, but specifically, this weekend.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Something bad is going to happen

0:03:28 > 0:03:33and I need you to follow me and-and stop whatever it is from happening.

0:03:33 > 0:03:39Well, regrettably we only investigate real crimes in real time

0:03:39 > 0:03:41on Planet Earth.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45You're clearly very anxious, Hamish.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Have you been getting any professional help?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Yeah, yeah. Erm, I'm seeing a professional counsellor at college.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53But she's been away, so... I-I-I just...

0:03:53 > 0:03:58I just need to know that you'll be watching me over the next few days.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Please.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04I know I probably sound a bit mad.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06No, it sounds perfectly...

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Yeah.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10I have money.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13My trust fund just matured.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Just write-write your fee on the line there.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25White and two sugars.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Actually, I think I would prefer black after all.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32I'll draw up the paperwork while I'm at it, shall I?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Well, we'll need an address.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42In here. You'll... All the details are on there.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45We're hosting a silent retreat this weekend.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47I-I have to help out, so it...

0:04:47 > 0:04:50it'd probably be best if you pretended that you were guests.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56This is going to be bliss.

0:04:56 > 0:04:5948 golden hours where I can just sit back,

0:04:59 > 0:05:02relax in front of a log fire, maybe read my magazines.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Yeah. It's the silent bit I'm looking forward to the most.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08I bet they've got four-poster beds and Egyptian cotton sheets,

0:05:08 > 0:05:10like the highest thread you can even think of, like...

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Alas, we'll never know.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15No.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18No, no, no, no!

0:05:18 > 0:05:22Lily, you said you were meeting a girlfriend to work on your science project.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23- I lied.- Oh hang on, hang on.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Is this what you wanted the money for?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Mumbo jumbo hippy-happy claptrap?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Do you know, I don't know what's got into you.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32What's got into me?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I told Dad what you did and he's flying home to get me.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- I'm moving in with him and the chipmunk.- Oh, Lily, no!

0:05:38 > 0:05:39We're done.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Go, now.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43No, I won't leave without you!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Teenagers, eh?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Thank you.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00OK.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Greetings, one and all, on this beautiful morning.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10My name's Sandra. My partner Rex and I

0:06:10 > 0:06:13would warmly welcome you to Wittenberg Manor House

0:06:13 > 0:06:17where we will be your spiritual guides for the next two days.

0:06:17 > 0:06:23We invite you to turn back the clock to a time of peace and tranquillity.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25No Wi-Fi.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26No mobile phones.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29We take our cues from the natural world.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Go to sleep when it gets dark.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Rise with the dawn chorus,

0:06:34 > 0:06:38silently embrace the loving kindness, patience,

0:06:38 > 0:06:40compassion and wisdom that resides within us all.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Mother Nature has provided us with all we need.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Hedgerows and woodlands to forage food.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hay bales to sleep on.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Wood to make fire.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54A well to give us water.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56And compost toilets.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Rosie and Gilbert Stern?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01You'll be staying in the main house with-with me.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh, thank goodness!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Oh, right. - Yeah, special dispensation.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07I told them you're honeymooning.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Wh-what?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11What?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Not the most obvious of romantic destinations, but...

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Well, you-you met in recovery.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Wow. I can tell you've really thought this one through.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Yeah, yeah. Erm, NA meets AA.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23So-so, you're-you're narcotics.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Which means you're AA, which is Alcoholics...- Yeah, I know what AA stands for.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Yeah, no, it's just that I read that when you're fabricating a narrative

0:07:29 > 0:07:32it's best to-to stick as close as possible to the truth.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Hamish!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40I had no idea that you were going to be here.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Yeah, right!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43It's his house!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- What are you doing here? - Keeping a mate company.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48What's your excuse? Stalking your ex?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Hey.- Or running away from your nympho mum?

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Oh, you make me sick!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56May I remind you that once we enter the silence

0:07:56 > 0:07:59only Sandra and myself are permitted to speak.

0:08:05 > 0:08:11And now let's all join hands and make one final vocal emanation

0:08:11 > 0:08:15before we embark on our journey of self-discovery.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Aaaaah!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- ALL:- Aaaaaah!

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Aaaaaaah!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Aaaaah!

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Wrap your senses around your raisin.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Look at it. Put it between your fingers.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Examine the colours.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44The folds.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Smell it.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Now close your eyes.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Experience the raisin against your lips.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Does your raisin have a sound?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Ecstatic dance

0:09:11 > 0:09:15unites body, and heart and mind.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Each of us is a moving centre.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19That's it. Just relax it out.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23A vessel of divine mystery.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Listen to your inner music.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Find your sacred space.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Ah! Aaah! Feel it. There we are.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38And then brush it out.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Brush it out. Brush it out.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Yesssss!

0:09:42 > 0:09:43That's it, everyone.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Oh!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Ask yourself,

0:09:55 > 0:09:59what does my inner child need to complete the journey into adulthood?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Experience the fluidity of the senses.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Listen with your eyes.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Look with your tongue.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Smell with your ears.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Hm.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Oh!

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Hm!

0:10:25 > 0:10:30When the heart weeps for what it cannot have, the spirit dances.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34THEY MOUTH

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Namaste.- Oh!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44No wonder he has bad dreams.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Lily!- Or blacks out and forgets where he's been.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Lily, can you come out? - It's a self-defence mechanism.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Oh, well, let's hope it's contagious.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Lily!

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Lily!

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Lily!- Mum, what are you doing here?!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02I wrote you a letter. Just to try and explain...

0:11:02 > 0:11:05I am not interested.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08I think she wants you to leave, old lady.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Are you threatening me, too, now?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Bit late for that, isn't it?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Mrs Rattle?- Oh, Hamish!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Hamish, come over here. Quickly.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Oh, they're all crawling out of the woodwork now!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I thought I told you to stay away from us.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Oh, yes.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yes, you both made that really clear.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Hamish, you...

0:11:30 > 0:11:31you poor, sweet boy.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33This is private property.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Go, quietly.

0:11:37 > 0:11:42Why?! Now my dirty little secret's out, I've nothing left to lose!

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Hamish. Now we must start therapy again.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Now you can come to my home. Any time.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Over my dead body.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54I don't understand, Mum.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Lily. Please. Will you come home?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01I'm not going anywhere with you ever again!

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Fine.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07I'll sleep in the car, Lily.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'm-I'm not going without you!

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Apologies. Silence will resume.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Peace and tranquillity, eh?

0:12:40 > 0:12:44This is the bathroom. We've turned the water off at the mains

0:12:44 > 0:12:47so that you can enjoy a more authentic experience.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Complimentary gift for you.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54- Thank you.- Namaste.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Namaste.- Namast...um...yeah.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Horny goat weed extract with maca.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11A natural aphrodisiac.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14How thoughtful.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Well, look, I-I'll take the first shift.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27You, er, you get some kip.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Yes, er...

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Er, yeah, I'll, er... I'll just...

0:13:33 > 0:13:34- Just so I can...- Yeah, I will, yeah.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39SPRING BOINGS Ooh!

0:14:10 > 0:14:15You have the most exquisite nose.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19How have I never noticed that before?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23And your face is all blue.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Orange. It's green.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Oh, Frank!

0:14:29 > 0:14:31You are alive with prettiness.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Oh!

0:14:37 > 0:14:39What have you eaten this morning?

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Nothing.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Oh, I did have a cup of tea

0:14:44 > 0:14:46that Sandra left out for Hamish, actually,

0:14:46 > 0:14:47but, erm...

0:14:47 > 0:14:49SHE GIGGLES

0:14:49 > 0:14:53..he was still sleeping and I was just gasping for a cup of tea.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54So I just had it!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Looks like you fell off the wagon.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Why would Sandra be feeding her son magic mushrooms?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Hamish?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Where's Hamish?

0:15:17 > 0:15:18Ssh!

0:15:18 > 0:15:20SIREN WAILS

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Can you hear the fairy singing?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Oh, Frank!

0:15:26 > 0:15:30Just take a few statements and come back. Then we can go over it.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36What are you doing here? We're in the middle of nowhere!

0:15:36 > 0:15:37What's happened?

0:15:38 > 0:15:42A body was discovered this morning by a man walking his dog.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Strangled?- Yeah.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53Photo ID in the handbag suggests the victim is Polly Rattle.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55I'm guessing she was killed

0:15:55 > 0:15:58some time between five and six this morning.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01What was she even doing round here?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04She was waiting for her daughter.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Any witnesses?- Er, yeah.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Suspect's already in custody.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Says he was sleep-walking

0:16:12 > 0:16:15and when he woke up he was standing over the body.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17He was still here when we arrived.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Hamish?

0:16:20 > 0:16:22- No!- You are?

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Rex. Olson.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25I'm Hamish's father.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Stepfather. You know he had nothing to do with this?

0:16:28 > 0:16:33- We were together. Foraging for nettles.- In his pyjamas?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Yeah, I'll need you to come to the station, too, sir.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37This way.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42You were supposed to stop me!

0:16:42 > 0:16:44I told you something terrible was going to happen.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46You were supposed to stop me.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55I feel horrible.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Yeah. Drink that.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00It'll help to bring you down.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Do you think he did it?

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Kid doesn't like physical contact, jumps at his own shadow,

0:17:06 > 0:17:08can't even decide how to take his tea,

0:17:08 > 0:17:12let alone summon the wherewithal to strangle another human being.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Oh, you had eyes on?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Yeah, in case one of us fell asleep.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Or accidentally consumed magic mushrooms.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25We were hired to do a job.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27And we failed. A woman's dead...

0:17:27 > 0:17:29SHE GIGGLES

0:17:29 > 0:17:32..and either our client killed her or he's going to take the rap

0:17:32 > 0:17:35for something he didn't do. Either way, it's on you.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Drink up. Get dressed and get packed.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Can we take the fairy with us?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Yeah, put it in the case.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52I took shrooms on my 18th birthday. It was a really bad trip.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55I shaved off all my chest hair and then I tried to shave the neighbour's cat.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- I thought you were allergic to cats. - Not without fur I'm not.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Why are we having this conversation?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Hamish confessed on the tape.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Said he probably murdered Polly.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Just can't remember how, when or why.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11I mean, that's 15 years minimum.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13If he doesn't do something stupid first.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Right, er... What do we know about the victim?

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Polly Rattle, aged 47, recently separated,

0:18:19 > 0:18:21currently being dragged through the divorce courts.

0:18:21 > 0:18:26- Ex-husband?- Living in Mallorca with his new 22-year-old girlfriend.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28- Ouch.- Professional life?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31She's a psychotherapist and school counsellor at Kronborg Sixth Form College.

0:18:31 > 0:18:35Only she was sacked two days ago when these explicit photos...

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Easy. I've just had my lunch!

0:18:38 > 0:18:40..were posted online.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43- By?- Uzoma Oladapo.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47- Also at Kronborg.- So that was Polly's dirty little secret.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49She was having an affair with one of her students.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54Sebastian, I want you to run background checks on all of these names,

0:18:54 > 0:18:56and check for anything suspicious on the camera footage.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Why? Where are you going?

0:18:58 > 0:18:59LU SIGHS

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Back to the retreat, of course!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Leave this with me. Hey...

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Where's everyone going?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18That crazy woman from last night was murdered

0:19:18 > 0:19:21down the road so they had to cancel the retreat.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23That-that's awful.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26You're that lady that was bugging out this morning,

0:19:26 > 0:19:28right? Yeah, I saw you on your way out.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32I slipped the shrooms into Hamish's teapot last night.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Why?- That boy needs to loosen up!

0:19:36 > 0:19:37But there's plenty left over.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39If you want to go again.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43I could show you my sacred space?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Oh, yeah, that would be great, yeah.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Just as long as you remember to take some explicit photos, post them online.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52She took advantage of me.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Tried to make her old man jealous and then dumped me.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Nah.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Nah, I did what any self-respecting young man would do.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04I shamed her.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Nice. Right.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08And this revenge porn, it made you feel better, did it?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Worked?- What?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12You think I killed her?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Don't judge me, you stuck-up cow.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18At least she had a life.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22People like me see people like her cos ours are never really started.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27Polly was my counsellor and she was supposed to be looking out for us

0:20:27 > 0:20:33but instead she started working me, just like everybody else.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38So, yeah. She's dead.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40And I ain't shedding no tears.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45Cos personally I would have loved to see her suffer a lot longer.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55What was all that shouting about last night, anyway?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Oh, come on, you're supposed to be Hamish's friend!

0:20:57 > 0:21:00He could go down for a long time for this if we don't find out who did it.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Sandra hated the fact that he was seeing a counsellor.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Didn't believe in therapy.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10But it was Rex who gave Polly the creeps.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11Said once that she didn't trust him.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Why not?

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Guess you'd have to ask him.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24He was right, though. I was judging him.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28And if that counsellor had been a man and the student had been a girl,

0:21:28 > 0:21:30I'd have been spitting tacks.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31It doesn't mean he didn't do it.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33No, he meant what he said.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36He felt like death was too good for her.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Have you heard from Sebastian?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Nah, I couldn't get a signal.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41It's like the bloody Bermuda Triangle round here.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Complete with extra-terrestrials.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44HE SIGHS

0:21:44 > 0:21:45We need to get back inside.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46I'll keep Christina busy.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48You go and have a poke around.

0:21:48 > 0:21:53Ah. If it isn't the Gruffalo and the Big Bad Mouse!

0:21:53 > 0:21:54What are you two doing here?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57I think I left my make-up bag upstairs.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01Oh, OK, well, off you go, then, in the interest of public safety and all.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Polly was having an affair with one of the students at college.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Uzoma Oladapo.

0:22:08 > 0:22:13OK, I'll follow it up, but there's no reason to suspect that anyone else was involved at this stage.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15What, even though you haven't got a motive?

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Well, if Psych decide that Hamish has got

0:22:18 > 0:22:21a dangerous and severe personality disorder, then he doesn't need one.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22He's made a full confession

0:22:22 > 0:22:24and his prints are all over the car.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25But what about his alibi?

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Have you found any nettles? Cos I saw some down there.- Frank, go home.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31- By the tree.- Uh-uh - we're done.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Can I help you, Mrs Stern?

0:23:41 > 0:23:46I was...just looking for the bathroom, actually.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48The truth. Now.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Or I'll call the police.

0:23:50 > 0:23:54Er, we're private investigators.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Hamish hired us before he was arrested.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59I don't care who you are.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02You've no right to go snooping round our bedroom.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Hired you for what?

0:24:03 > 0:24:06We're not at liberty to say.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09But we think he's innocent and we're going to try and prove it.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Please...help him.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Why didn't Polly Rattle trust you?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Who told you that?- Is it true?

0:24:21 > 0:24:23I was hoping to borrow some money from Hamish,

0:24:23 > 0:24:25when his trust fund matured.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29He mentioned it to Polly during one of his counselling sessions.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32- She didn't approve.- What did you need the money for?

0:24:33 > 0:24:37The financial upkeep on this place is crippling.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40When I met Sandra at a retreat last year,

0:24:40 > 0:24:42I was so keen to impress,

0:24:42 > 0:24:45I offered to pay off the mortgage when I couldn't afford it.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Stupid, I know. But once I'd said it, I couldn't take it back.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52How much money was in the trust fund?

0:24:52 > 0:24:53I don't know exactly.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I think about 30 grand.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58But I swear I-I never touched a penny.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Is there anything else I can help you with?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Oh, yes.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Is there anywhere in this place that you can get mobile reception?

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Yes!

0:25:14 > 0:25:15RINGING

0:25:17 > 0:25:18- Shakesp...- Sebastian!

0:25:18 > 0:25:21How did you get on with the background checks?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Hamish's mother. Sandra Kingly.

0:25:24 > 0:25:2844. Ex investment banker who gave it all up after beating cancer,

0:25:28 > 0:25:30according to her blog.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31OK. Next.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Uzoma of the chiselled cheekbones.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37National Chess Tournament quarterfinalist.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39But home life tells a sorry tale.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Excluded from two schools and three different foster homes.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46And then there's nothing much coming up for Hamish.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Then we have Rex Olson.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52Owns a struggling garden maintenance company. 58 years old.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Blimey. He's looking good for his age, isn't he?

0:25:55 > 0:25:58That must be the vegan diet.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02- So, er, any-anything show up on the camera footage?- Yes.

0:26:02 > 0:26:07We have Sandra delivering tea soon after five.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10And you sneak out and drink it two minutes later.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14And then at 20 past five, while you're communing

0:26:14 > 0:26:17with a higher power, Lily Rattle enters Hamish's room.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Lily?

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Hamish runs out ten minutes later, clearly distressed.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Lily follows soon after.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Is he, er, ex-military?

0:26:28 > 0:26:31- He's a gardener.- Who might be snaffling his stepson's savings.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Do you think? I don't know, he seems really fond of him.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37He's got a photo of him as his screen saver.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Rex tells me you're private investigators.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44Yeah, I'm Frank Hathaway and this is my partner Lu Shakespeare.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Partner in a non-romantic sense.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49So you exploited the undercover nature of your assignment

0:26:49 > 0:26:51so you could share your colleague's bed?

0:26:51 > 0:26:55Er, Hamish came up with a cover story.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Oh.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00Yeah, right now all we're really interested in is clearing Hamish's name.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02That boy would not hurt a fly.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04You don't know where we could find Lily, do you?

0:27:04 > 0:27:06She's sleeping in the drawing room.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08I gave her some valerian.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Try and calm her down.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12- We just need a word. - Oh, you need to hurry up.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Her dad's on his way from the airport.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18This might sound harsh,

0:27:18 > 0:27:21but, you know, things happen for a reason.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Perhaps she needed to be here.

0:27:23 > 0:27:27With us. To help her through her spiritual pain.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35- WHISPERS:- Well, go on, then.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37- You.- No, you. Go on.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38- Now.- We'll just knock.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Go on, yes!

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Lily?

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Lily?

0:28:24 > 0:28:26You should have told the police.

0:28:26 > 0:28:27No, you don't understand.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29It was my fault.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31I provoked him.

0:28:31 > 0:28:32How?

0:28:32 > 0:28:35I only enrolled on this stupid retreat

0:28:35 > 0:28:38cos I-I wanted to win him back.

0:28:39 > 0:28:43I was trying to...

0:28:43 > 0:28:45seduce him.

0:28:45 > 0:28:49I woke up early, and let myself in through the side door,

0:28:49 > 0:28:53and then slipped into his room and climbed into his bed.

0:28:53 > 0:28:57We never slept together when we were going out.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00It-it was supposed to be a surprise.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02He freaked out.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06SHE SPLUTTERS

0:29:12 > 0:29:15I thought I was going to die!

0:29:16 > 0:29:20Do you, er, know where he went?

0:29:21 > 0:29:23I, erm...I rushed back to my yurt

0:29:23 > 0:29:26and tried to pretend like the whole thing never happened.

0:29:28 > 0:29:29Do you think he killed my mum?

0:29:31 > 0:29:33Do you?

0:29:34 > 0:29:38He used to be so sweet and uncomplicated.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40And then...

0:29:41 > 0:29:44..something changed.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47Last summer. I...

0:29:47 > 0:29:49I blamed my mum.

0:29:49 > 0:29:53- Why?- She started counselling him.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55Told me Hamish was a very confused young man

0:29:55 > 0:29:57and that I should stay away.

0:29:59 > 0:30:00I thought she was meddling.

0:30:02 > 0:30:03Cos a week later,

0:30:03 > 0:30:06at his mother's wedding,

0:30:06 > 0:30:08he dumped me.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11In public.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13I've wished her dead so many times!

0:30:15 > 0:30:19I even fantasised that it might bring Hamish and me back together again.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24Like maybe we could bond.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28Over losing a parent or something.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33I never imagined it would feel like this.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35BELL RINGS

0:30:39 > 0:30:41I have to go. My dad's outside.

0:30:41 > 0:30:45You said he lost a parent. What happened to his dad?

0:30:45 > 0:30:48He-he said he died when he was a baby.

0:30:48 > 0:30:54Erm... I don't know how. When I asked him, he didn't seem sure.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57I didn't ask him again.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07- Why not Lily? She had motive! - Yeah, but killing your own mum?

0:31:07 > 0:31:09God knows I've been tempted. But up close and personal like that?

0:31:09 > 0:31:12Besides, I don't think she's even got the physical strength.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16I know you don't want to hear this,

0:31:16 > 0:31:18but could it not have been Hamish all along?

0:31:18 > 0:31:21We can't ignore the fact that he tried to strangle his ex-girlfriend

0:31:21 > 0:31:24less than an hour before Polly was found murdered in exactly the same way.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26The boy's clearly got issues.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29No, what if he has got some kind of personality disorder?

0:31:29 > 0:31:31Maybe there's a whole side to him we've never even seen?

0:31:31 > 0:31:34Yeah, and why was Sandra so dead set against him having therapy?

0:31:34 > 0:31:36I mean, all that banging on about spiritual journeys.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38You'd think it was right up her street.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41What did Polly know about his past that Lily didn't?

0:31:41 > 0:31:43- Yeah.- How did his father die?

0:31:46 > 0:31:48We need to see his notes.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50I'm going to have to go to Kronborg Sixth Form College.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53No offence, Frank, but I don't think

0:31:53 > 0:31:56you'd pass for some kind of optimistic youthful sixth former.

0:31:56 > 0:32:01I do not understand how you can pollute your body with this muck.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06Oh, and there's no ale. I didn't have my ID.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:32:40 > 0:32:41HE COUGHS AND WHEEZES

0:32:41 > 0:32:43- Are you OK?- Nut...

0:32:43 > 0:32:45allergy!

0:32:45 > 0:32:47Epipen!

0:32:47 > 0:32:48Hurry!

0:32:55 > 0:32:57Sorry. I'm feeling fine now.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00I must have been free associating. I'm super sensitive like that.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07Still experiencing distressing dreams.

0:33:07 > 0:33:10Blah blah blah. Flashbacks to past trauma.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13Question mark. Doesn't trust his stepfather.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Oedipus complex question mark.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17Query violent tendencies.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20Dissociative amnesia...

0:33:20 > 0:33:23Some kitten doodles.

0:33:23 > 0:33:27Erm, 4th January, making great progress in RMT.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30Recovered memory therapy.

0:33:30 > 0:33:34It's a way of retrieving traumatic memories buried in the subconscious.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37On verge of breakthrough, apparently.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39- And then?- Nothing.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42- That's where it stops. - But that was over a month ago!

0:33:42 > 0:33:46- Well, had she been away on the sick or...?- Nope.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48No, she's been seeing other students since then.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50So why not Hamish?

0:33:50 > 0:33:54She does have a personal safety alarm.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Maybe Hamish threatened her?

0:33:56 > 0:33:58No, she seemed fond of him.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01Or someone else did.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Sandra.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05We'll see you back at the office.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09What was she so afraid he might remember?

0:34:09 > 0:34:12That she would kill to avoid him finding out?

0:34:12 > 0:34:15The bank just phoned. Hamish's cheque bounced.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17What, his account's empty?

0:34:17 > 0:34:20The trust fund doesn't exist. At least, not under that name.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22The cheque came from a current account.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24What did the background checks turn up on Hamish?

0:34:24 > 0:34:26Just GP's address.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Educational history.

0:34:28 > 0:34:29Vaccination records.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32- Going how far back?- 2005.

0:34:32 > 0:34:33No birth certificate?

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Nyet.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39Try Hamish Fitzroy.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42Erm...

0:34:42 > 0:34:46cos I found this in his mother's trinket box.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Born 1974.

0:34:51 > 0:34:532013...

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Try 2nd February, 2000.

0:34:55 > 0:34:59Yes! Born in Gloucestershire.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Only has the mother's name listed.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04- Gertrude Fitzroy. - So Hamish was adopted.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07- Looks like it.- But he doesn't know.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09And Sandra failed to mention it.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12Do you think this is what she was scared he might discover?

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Like he might go and find his real mum?

0:35:14 > 0:35:17She's neurotic and controlling enough.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19- We need to speak to Gertrude Fitzroy.- Could be difficult.

0:35:19 > 0:35:23Death certificate issued February 12th, 2004.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25What did she die of?

0:35:26 > 0:35:28Strangulation.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35Nothing in the Severn Times.

0:35:35 > 0:35:38- Anything in the Gloucestershire Star?- No, not yet.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Oh, hang on, this could be something.

0:35:43 > 0:35:45Crime of passion...

0:35:45 > 0:35:49"Trial continues of a Gloucestershire man accused of strangling his wife

0:35:49 > 0:35:52"to death after finding her in bed with his brother."

0:35:53 > 0:35:56So Hamish's dad didn't die when he was a baby.

0:35:56 > 0:35:57Do we have a name?

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Claude Fitzroy.

0:36:01 > 0:36:02Eh... Oh, Frank!

0:36:02 > 0:36:04What?

0:36:04 > 0:36:10"The body of Gertrude Fitzroy was found the following morning by her four-year-old son."

0:36:13 > 0:36:15That would explain the dissociative amnesia, then.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17Poor Hamish.

0:36:17 > 0:36:21Yeah. Maybe the reason Sandra didn't want him in therapy.

0:36:21 > 0:36:25You need to get back to Wittenberg. Find out what Sandra knows. I'll meet you there later.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28- Why? Where are you going? - I'm going to check in with Marlowe. See what happened to Claude...

0:36:28 > 0:36:30- Fitzroy.- Fitzroy.

0:36:34 > 0:36:35Why dredge this up now?

0:36:38 > 0:36:44I have dedicated the last 14 years of my life to protecting Hamish from his past.

0:36:47 > 0:36:50He needs to live in the present and move forward.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53The nightmares. The anxiety.

0:36:53 > 0:36:54The-the behaviour changes.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57They all began once he started seeing Polly Rattle.

0:36:57 > 0:36:58Did you threaten her?

0:36:58 > 0:37:01Sandra, you're under no obligation to answer these questions.

0:37:01 > 0:37:06I am enough. I have enough and I am doing enough.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09I accept myself now and my situation.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15I did what I had to do to protect my son.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17But you killed her?

0:37:17 > 0:37:20Don't be ridiculous!

0:37:20 > 0:37:23I left a message on her phone last weekend

0:37:23 > 0:37:25and told her that if she didn't stay away from Hamish,

0:37:25 > 0:37:27I was going to report her to the head for having

0:37:27 > 0:37:29an inappropriate relationship with a student.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31- Last weekend?- Yes.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Hamish and Uzoma were at a chess tournament.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Uzoma was bragging about his relationship with Polly, apparently.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40But Polly stopped seeing Hamish over a month ago, so...

0:37:40 > 0:37:44- Inspector!- I think you'd better sit down, Mrs Kingly.

0:37:44 > 0:37:45Why, what's happened?

0:37:45 > 0:37:48I think you'll find the therapy didn't trigger Hamish's nightmares.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50- What?- You're upsetting my wife.

0:37:50 > 0:37:54- Hamish started seeing Polly soon after you and Rex got married, is that correct?- Mm-hmm.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57And what was the nature of the ceremony, out of interest?

0:37:57 > 0:37:59An informal, humanist affair.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01Not legal, then.

0:38:01 > 0:38:05No. Rex and I don't believe in institutional ties.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08Oh, good job, cos Rex Olson's already married.

0:38:08 > 0:38:15It's funny but, er, Rex's wallet was stolen last spring...

0:38:15 > 0:38:18Shortly after this man was released

0:38:18 > 0:38:20from Stokesley Vale Prison.

0:38:20 > 0:38:24Claude Fitzroy was released last February

0:38:24 > 0:38:27after serving 13 years for murder.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29- Sorry, are you saying that Rex... - Claude.

0:38:29 > 0:38:34The man pretending to be your husband is Hamish's father.

0:38:34 > 0:38:39He's also the man responsible for killing Hamish's mother,

0:38:39 > 0:38:42Gertrude Fitzroy, in 2004.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46He was using you

0:38:46 > 0:38:49to worm his way back into Hamish's affections.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52And it would have worked, wouldn't it, if Polly Rattle hadn't turned up?

0:38:54 > 0:38:57Hamish. Now, we must start therapy again.

0:38:57 > 0:38:58Now you can come to my home.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Go.

0:39:00 > 0:39:03- Quietly.- Why?!

0:39:03 > 0:39:08Now my dirty little secret's out, I have nothing left to lose!

0:39:10 > 0:39:12You didn't know what she already knew,

0:39:12 > 0:39:17but you realised if Hamish continued with the therapy,

0:39:17 > 0:39:20it was only a matter of time before she worked it out.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22You couldn't let that happen, could you?

0:39:24 > 0:39:26Lily, darling?

0:39:26 > 0:39:28SHE GASPS

0:39:30 > 0:39:33I warned her to back off weeks ago.

0:39:33 > 0:39:36That's when Hamish stopped his therapy.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39Hah, but you see, what you couldn't anticipate

0:39:39 > 0:39:43was that Hamish would sleepwalk his way into yet another nightmare.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48All that kept me going for 13 miserable years

0:39:48 > 0:39:51was the thought of winning my son back.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55Yeah, I might have used you to begin with,

0:39:55 > 0:39:58- but...- You're a poisonous snake.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Claude Fitzroy, I am arresting you on suspicion of murder.

0:40:01 > 0:40:05- All I wanted was a second chance! - You do not have to say anything... - All right?- ..but it may harm

0:40:05 > 0:40:09your defence when questioned if you do not mention something you later rely on in court.

0:40:16 > 0:40:17Thanks, guys.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25- I suppose I... - Please, you're welcome.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28We always made a good team.

0:40:28 > 0:40:29Yeah.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42Mum?

0:40:42 > 0:40:45Has-has Rex gone now?

0:40:45 > 0:40:46Yeah.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Huh?

0:41:10 > 0:41:12I have no idea.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14- ET?- No.

0:41:15 > 0:41:18- The Muppets?- What?

0:41:18 > 0:41:21Is it a Minion?

0:41:21 > 0:41:22Look... Hang on.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27HE GROWLS LIKE DARTH VADER

0:41:27 > 0:41:28LIGHTSABER NOISES

0:41:28 > 0:41:32Oh, it's, erm, it's one of them, it's-it's Ewok,

0:41:32 > 0:41:35- the Ewok thingy...- Yes. Yes! - The thingy, the-the...agh!

0:41:35 > 0:41:36Doctor Who!

0:41:36 > 0:41:40Sorry to interrupt when you're clearly working so hard,

0:41:40 > 0:41:42but you have visitors.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45- Greetings.- Mrs Kingly! Hamish. - Hi! How are you both?

0:41:45 > 0:41:48- Yeah...- I got an offer to study veterinary science at York.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50- Well done.- Congratulations!

0:41:50 > 0:41:53And I brought you a cheque. It won't bounce this time.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55- And we're started therapy. Together. - Yeah.

0:41:55 > 0:42:00I see now that we have to acknowledge the past so we can fully arrive in the present.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02That's really brave of you, Sandra.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04I've got something for you.

0:42:04 > 0:42:05Is that Yoda?

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Yes, Yoda! Yoda, see!

0:42:07 > 0:42:10- Yoda. Ah.- Did you know that he was actually 0.663 metres in height

0:42:10 > 0:42:13and it only took him 100 years to become a Jedi master?

0:42:13 > 0:42:14Wow!

0:42:14 > 0:42:15Ta da!

0:42:15 > 0:42:20- Oh, it...- That's really thoughtful of you.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23I hope you can find the courage, too, Frank.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25You know, to face uncomfortable truths.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28This - it's textbook stuff.

0:42:28 > 0:42:29Fear of intimacy.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Narcissism. Emotional constipation...

0:42:32 > 0:42:33Well, it's so kind of you to pop by

0:42:33 > 0:42:36and I sincerely hope you never have the need again.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39But we are extremely busy today, so if you don't mind...

0:42:39 > 0:42:41Sorry. Thank you.

0:42:43 > 0:42:44Namaste.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49So... Emotionally constipated.

0:42:49 > 0:42:52It's a textbook case.

0:42:53 > 0:42:54Namaste.