0:00:15 > 0:00:16Excellent.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18We'll see you on Friday, at eight o'clock.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25Paulina! We didn't realise you'd be reviewing us again so soon.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Especially after last time.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31Yes, well, I always like to give people a chance to redeem themselves.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Dita! Show Ms Stainton to table seven.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Yes, Mrs Tekler.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- But... - Don't keep the customer waiting.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Yes, but table three!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Ten minutes on seven!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55How we doing? Let's go!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- 30 seconds, Chef.- Len, the judge is here. Table three.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Milo! How are we doing on the poussin?
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Coming now, Chef.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- What's this?! - That's how you told me to make it.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07This is a mess! This will not win me Arden Restaurant of the Year!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Service! Let's move! Come on!
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Table three! Let's go! Let's go, let's go.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Where are you going? - I need some fresh air.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22We're in the middle of service!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25What the...
0:01:25 > 0:01:26SCREAMING
0:01:26 > 0:01:28What's happening now?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31There's somebody there! There's somebody there.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32- Are you there?- What happened?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I don't know! I don't know! I don't...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Are you all just going to stand here?
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Seriously.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- What's going on?- Can we calm down?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Are you all right?
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Yeah.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Are you sure? Need a minute?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48No. I'm fine.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Hey, hey, hey.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'll take this.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I need to apologise.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56First time for everything.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Ladies and gentlemen, please accept my apologies for the power cut.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06It's a very old building.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09LAUGHTER
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Enjoy.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46One for me...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48and one for you.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Thank you muchly.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Oh, er, cheers!
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Oh, cheers!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55No! Oh, no, you don't.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Oi!- What did you do that for?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Didn't want you to ruin your appetite.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- You've been invited for breakfast. - Breakfast?! Where?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Hiverna.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Isn't that that posh place by the river?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10My mate Samantha took her boyfriend there and it cost 200 quid!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Why are we getting a free meal?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16They wouldn't say on the phone, but I did some digging online...
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Hiverna...
0:03:19 > 0:03:20And I found this food blog,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Unquiet Meals. Listen to this.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26"When the end is nigh for a restaurant,
0:03:26 > 0:03:30"legend states it'll be visited by the four horsemen of the
0:03:30 > 0:03:34"gastronomic apocalypse - vermin, sickness, in-fighting
0:03:34 > 0:03:36"and, eventually, death.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41"Judging by their current rat infestation, Hiverna's future is looking bleak."
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Rat infestation?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Bon appetit!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53So this food blogger was here last night?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Paulina Stainton.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58She's had it in for me since she first walked in the door.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Cecilia and I call her the Wicked Witch Of The West!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07RINGING
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Hello, Cecilia Tekler speaking.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Please eat.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Yes.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Yes, that's right.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Ooh.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Ah, so you've finally honoured us with your presence!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25This is my son Milo.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Training him up for the family business, eh?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Well, there won't be a family business at this rate.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Get in the kitchen, start prepping.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Sorry, Dad.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37That award should've been mine.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39We've got no chance now.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44This was sabotage! Someone did this and I want to know who.
0:04:45 > 0:04:53Well, look, we'll go and see this Paula Stainton, but, erm, it might be an inside job.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56No. It's a small team, very loyal.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Let us put a hidden camera in the kitchen, just in case.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Hopefully, we'll catch them in the act.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Hopefully?- Well, obviously, I can't promise anything, but...
0:05:04 > 0:05:10I refuse to let somebody destroy this restaurant! I owe it to my brother.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, does your brother work here, as well?
0:05:12 > 0:05:13No.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18We lost him years ago, but if it hadn't been for him, I wouldn't even be in this game.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24Well, how about we place one of our colleagues undercover in the kitchen?
0:05:27 > 0:05:32No! I didn't spend three years training at RADA to wash dishes and chop onions!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Oh, come on, what actor hasn't worked in a kitchen, eh?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38And you have had worse jobs.
0:05:38 > 0:05:44Remember when you were the mascot for Stratford Town and those little kids chased you down Knights Lane?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46At least then I was performing.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48This is a performance.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52And when you're famous and you're invited onto MasterChef, just think,
0:05:52 > 0:05:55this kind of experience will be invaluable.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I suppose I could use some tips on how to stop my souffles deflating...
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Keep your station clean at all times.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Red board's for raw meat, yellow's for cooked,
0:06:12 > 0:06:15blue's fish, white's dairy, brown's vegetables,
0:06:15 > 0:06:17green's salad or fruit.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20# I can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow... #
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Where do you say you were before?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24The Marinated Squirrel.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Mm. It's one of those pop-up places.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Very exclusive. Lots of foraging.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Just make sure you taste everything before sending it to the pass.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34My dad can be brutal.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Taste everything.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Gotcha.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Too hot?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Too hot.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Dita! This is Sebastian.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Dad's giving him a trial.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Oh, good luck!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Thanks.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53I, erm, heard about the...
0:06:53 > 0:06:56..rodent incident.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oh, don't! I feel sick just thinking about it.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Mm. Do you know how it happened?
0:07:03 > 0:07:04You do, don't you?!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Not for sure.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11So, you know that food critic, Paulina What's-Her-Face?
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Milo saw her, just after the lights came back on.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I need to apologise.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21First time for everything!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Problem with your electrics? - Sorry. Sorted now.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Your father never was the brightest spark.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Will you tell your dad?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45He'd just shout his head off at her without any proof.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48We've had enough bad publicity.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Come, I'll show you the pantry.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Uh, just need to, er, powder my nose first.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59"Powder my nose"? Where did your dad find him?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00No idea.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05I don't know why anyone would spend 200 quid on a meal
0:08:05 > 0:08:08when there's a perfectly good chippy round the corner.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12I don't mind forking out for good food, so long as it doesn't come with a side order of rat.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17Oh, speaking of which, Sebastian thinks that Paulina Stainton was in the right place at the right time.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I think that's her.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Ms Stainton?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh, yes, greetings! Do join me.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Er, thanks again for agreeing to meet with us.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Hope it wasn't too far out of your way.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47It's one of the only places around here that does a decent coffee.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Oh, no, it's fine.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Like I said on the phone, Len Tekler hired us to...
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Yes, and before you ask, I had nothing to do with the rat.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57There are dozens of people who'd like to see Len Tekler humiliated.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Such as?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Disgruntled employees, dissatisfied customers...
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Or just anyone with a modicum of good taste, really.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09I thought the, er, the food at Hiverna was supposed to be quite highly rated?
0:09:09 > 0:09:10It's won enough awards, hasn't it?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14It's a tourist trap and the menu's passable, I suppose,
0:09:14 > 0:09:17but no better than you'd find at many cheaper places.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21And as for Len Tekler, the man's a delusional despot.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Not to mention his wandering hands.
0:09:23 > 0:09:28Did you notice the new girl, the new waitress he's got working for him?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Something tells me she didn't get the job because of her extensive silver-service training!
0:09:32 > 0:09:37Mm. If you hate Hiverna so much, how come you keep going back?
0:09:37 > 0:09:42I mean, we've found half a dozen reviews that you've written in the last year.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Yes, because I owe it to my readers to keep up with any menu changes.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Some people might think you have a personal vendetta against him.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Perhaps I have.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55But if I attack someone, I do so using the written word, not a deceased rodent.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57RINGING
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Sorry. Oh, excuse me.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Hello, Sebastian, we're in the mid... What? Oh, all right, all right.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Calm-calm down.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07What's happened?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23What have you done? You've only been here a couple of hours!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27It wasn't me! During lunch, the customers just started dropping like flies.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Nausea, stomach cramps, and worse.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33The toilets look like a scene from The Exorcist.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Urgh, that's too much information.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Food poisoning?- How should I know?!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Well, did you see anything suspicious?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Nothing, but it's such a mad rush during service...
0:10:42 > 0:10:43- Excuse me.- Oh.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Do you think someone tampered with the food?
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Bit of a coincidence otherwise.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54By the way, Mr Tekler has not taken it well.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57You have to calm down!
0:11:00 > 0:11:04When I find out who did this, I'm going to cut out their hearts,
0:11:04 > 0:11:07dice it, deep-fry it, desiccate it,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09and turn it into a foam, and feed it back to them!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13We can see you're upset, Mr Tekler.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Upset?!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I'm ruined!
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Morning.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40A veritable cornucopia of Williams.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42A what?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Bills, bills, and more bills.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52What are you doing in? I thought we agreed to carry on with the undercover surveillance?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I got a call first thing.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Hiverna's been closed down by the council while they investigate.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59And Len Tekler is refusing to pay us a penny.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Says we were negligent in our duties.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Oh, we can't have that!
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Is it wise to pick a fight with a man who handles sharp knives for a living?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Probably not.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14And how long will the tests take?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18There must be some way to speed things up?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Because we can't afford to remain closed indefinitely!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27That would be much appreciated.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29KNOCKING Thank you.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30We're closed!
0:12:30 > 0:12:31I know!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Is, er, is your husband in?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42He's upstairs.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45He had a...a late night.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47I've finished in the store room.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Shall I check on Mr Tekler?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52If the store room's done, you can give the toilets another going over.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Yes, Mrs Tekler.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00You'll have to come back later.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03What's he doing here?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05I'm here to persuade you to change your mind,
0:13:05 > 0:13:07keep us on the case.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09And why would I do that?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10My restaurant's been shut down.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I've got a dozen customers threatening legal action.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15You were supposed to stop something like this from happening!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Surveillance takes a long time.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Don't you want to know who's responsible?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23The kitchen's been shut down! How are you going to do that?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Well, we've still got to check the footage from the hidden camera.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Let us do our job. I-I promise you, I will find out who did this.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Sebastian says he's checked all the footage from the hidden camera
0:13:38 > 0:13:42and there's absolutely no sign of anyone tampering with ingredients.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I knew we should've put a camera in the pantry.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46So who is this guy, then?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Trevor Cordiss. Another chef.
0:13:48 > 0:13:53Apart from Paulina Stainton, he tops a long list of people Tekler thinks have a grudge against him.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58See you later.
0:14:00 > 0:14:05If they're enemies, what's Tekler's son doing coming out of his boat?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06I think we should find out.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Hello?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Hello! Welcome aboard Juno's Swan!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Let me guess, Champagne dinner, cruise?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Nothing like the twinkling lights on the water for a bit of romance.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30- No, we're not, er...- No...
0:14:30 > 0:14:33We're actually private investigators.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Here to talk about Len Tekler.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Oh, in that case, I'm going to need another drink.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44So you and Mr Tekler were, er, business partners?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48We were best friends.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Trained together, set up our first restaurant together.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Course, I wouldn't spit on him now if he was on fire.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58What went wrong?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01It's ancient history.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Please. Humour us.- It's personal.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Personal enough to sabotage his restaurant?
0:15:06 > 0:15:10You what? Oh! The rat.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I read about that.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13It wasn't just the rat.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Where were you yesterday lunchtime?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I was on the river.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Corporate client.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I didn't go anywhere near the Hiverna.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Same goes for the night before.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28And you can give us details of those clients, can you?
0:15:28 > 0:15:34I could. But you're not police, are you? So all you need to know is that it wasn't me.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Who do you think it was, then?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37None of my business.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40When you live on the river, you learn not to rock the boat.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44So you fell out with Mr Tekler but you get on with his son all right?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46You what?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Just saw him leaving. What was he doing here?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51You'll have to ask the lad.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53I think it's time you left.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I've got stuff to do.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Right, well, thanks for your time.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Give Len a message from me.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Tell him it doesn't matter how many awards he's won.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07You serve people up trash for long enough, eventually they'll send it back.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Yes.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Well, he definitely hates Tekler enough to want Hiverna to fail.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Yeah, just have to keep an eye on him.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Look, you watch out.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27I'm going to put this tracker on the scooter.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Make sure we know where he goes.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Oh, can't I do it?- No.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Please, you always get to do it. I need the practice.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Oh. All right, here...
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Hurry up.- OK.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Have a whiff of this poison.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Ooh, it's garlic?
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Here.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Don't know about you, I smell a rat.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Why on Earth did Mr Tekler keep the rat?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30He didn't. It was chucked in the bins out the back.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Oh, right. So now you're rummaging behind restaurants in bins looking for dead rats?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Ever question your life choices, Frank?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39This might be the proof that we need.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42How do you know it's even the same rat?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Because it still has bits of fermented cabbage in its fur.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49If a toxicology report confirms that the poison is the same as the one on the boat...
0:17:49 > 0:17:54Hold up! You expect me to order a toxicology report for a rat?!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56A man's livelihood is at stake.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59And what about all those customers who got sick?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01If something was put in their food on purpose, then that's
0:18:01 > 0:18:04administering a noxious substance at the very least.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07We're not going to know until Public Health get the lab reports.
0:18:07 > 0:18:12And if a crime was committed, it's for the police to investigate.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13But if you just...
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Forget it, Frank. It's not happening.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17I've got bigger pests to deal with!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Milo. Hi.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Can I have a word?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43You're one of the investigators, aren't you?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45That's right. Lu Shakespeare.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49I was just wondering what you were on Juno's Swan earlier today.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Where?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52The boat belonging to Trevor Cordiss.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Must've been mistaken.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Don't think I was.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I needed some advice.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05From Mr Cordiss?
0:19:05 > 0:19:06He's my godfather.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Ah!- Him and my dad set up Hiverna together.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11That was before the big row.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Why did they fall out?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Cos my dad's wrong in the head.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18He convinced himself Trevor was after Mum.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20And you don't think he was?
0:19:20 > 0:19:26Trevor was a bit of a ladies' man, but he never would've betrayed his best mate like that.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31Dad went mad, though - got his lawyers involved and booted Trevor out of the business.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35It's a power thing with Dad - he always needs to make sure everyone knows he's top dog.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Why did you need advice?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45It's nothing important.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Your secret's safe with me.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53You know, you could just try talking to her.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Sebastian was right.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Milo definitely has a soft spot for the waitress.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08No point him sabotaging the restaurant, then.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09If it's closed, he doesn't get to see her.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11No. Any joy with Marlowe?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13None.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16I think it's time we ask our client how deep his pockets are.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22You should go home.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I'm not paying you if the restaurant's closed.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25I'm happy to help.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Mr Tekler's been so kind to me.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31And the council may let us reopen at any moment. We should be ready.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Hello?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Ah.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Is, er, Mr Tekler in?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39He's holed up in the kitchen.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Doesn't want to be disturbed.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43When he's stressed, he likes to...
0:20:43 > 0:20:44..experiment.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Does he now?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I can pass a message.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50We need his permission to order some tests from a private lab.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Tests?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53It might prove who planted the rat.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57It's just, they're a bit expensive, so...
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Better to forget about it, then.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01It all seems pointless now.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03We should check with Mr Tekler first.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06He did seem very keen to know who was responsible.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10As you wish.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Thank you.- Thanks.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Hello?
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Hello?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Have a look at his mouth.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06You can tell he's ingested some kind of poison.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Did you call this in straight away?
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Course I did!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Look, the question is did he kill himself or did somebody else do it?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- It's not something you need to worry about.- But he was my client.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16"Was" being the operative word.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Now he's dead, he's mine.
0:22:17 > 0:22:23Where's Marlowe, anyway? I thought you weren't allowed out without a baby-sitter.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25DI Marlowe is on a community engagement course.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Well, when she comes back, tell her to check Tekler's phone.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Somebody's been trying to get in touch with him.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Also...- I've got this, Frank.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Now get off my crime scene.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45He could have a temper, yeah, but it was just his creative spirit.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I can't believe anyone would do this to him!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- What, you don't think he killed himself?- No!
0:22:51 > 0:22:55But his restaurant had been shut down, his reputation taken a hit...
0:22:55 > 0:22:56No, he wouldn't.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58You have to find out who did this to him!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00We'll do everything we can.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Did you tell Keeler about the hidden camera?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Huh, happy Sam. Made it perfectly clear he didn't need my help.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Marlowe's not going to be very happy when she finds out.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Hopefully, we'll have solved the case by then.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Solved the case? Our client's dead.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16I know.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18I hate leaving things half-finished.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20So where do we start?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25There were three missed calls on Tekler's phone from "WWW".
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Now, that might have been a supplier or a...
0:23:28 > 0:23:32- We need to get Sebastian to do some digging.- WWW?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Yeah.- What, like the Wicked Witch of the West?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41I knew there was a reason I put up with you.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47The big news is Paulina wasn't always a food writer.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49And she wasn't always called Paulina.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I'll send you the details now.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55If you've find out she used to be a rat-catcher, you are getting a pay rise.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Sadly not.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58But she was a professional chef.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Even won a Rising Star award at the Birmingham Food Festival.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05It was all going swimmingly until she got a job at a swanky new place just outside Birmingham.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Guess who was the head chef?
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Not Jamie Oliver, then?
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Len Tekler.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12She left two months later and never worked in a pro kitchen again.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Sebastian, you are a star.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Does that mean I can leave early?
0:24:16 > 0:24:20No. It means you can start checking the footage on the hidden camera.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I want a list of anything that went into Len's mouth.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25I need to know when and how he was poisoned.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Oh, and take that hat off.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28How did you...?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31It's called a toque!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Here she comes.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41I said everything I have to say about Len Tekler yesterday.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Quite frankly, I'd be happy never to hear his name mentioned again.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Not even now he's dead?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Shall we go somewhere we can talk?
0:24:53 > 0:24:54There we go.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58It, er, might not look much, but they do a mean lasagne.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02So, you worked for Mr Tekler?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Yes, for my sins.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Everyone knows the industry has this macho culture.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13Grown men dipping their genitals into the gazpacho for a laugh.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Forcing new recruits to eat raw chillies until they're sick.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18But with Len Tekler, it was worse.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20How do you mean?
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Well, he'd come up behind me while I was cooking, hands everywhere.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26He'd try and corner me in the pantry.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29I mean, I knew I had to get out of there.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31After all, how can you cook for a living when you spend every minute
0:25:31 > 0:25:35- you're at work feeling sick to your stomach?- So you left?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37One day he offered me a promotion.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39But, of course, there was one condition.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42When I turned him down and told him that I was quitting,
0:25:42 > 0:25:46he said I'd never work in a professional kitchen again.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Thing is, after working with Len Tekler, I never wanted to.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56It took a while to get over it, but then I reinvented myself.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59New name, new hair, new career.
0:25:59 > 0:26:04By the time I turned up to review Hiverna 15 years later, well, he didn't even recognise me.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07To him, I was just another slab of meat.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Well. Anyone could see why you'd want revenge.
0:26:10 > 0:26:16The four horsemen, like you wrote in your blog - vermin, sick...
0:26:16 > 0:26:18You think I'd kill him?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20No!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23I wanted him to have a long, miserable life.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Being Len Tekler was his crime and his punishment.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30And I'm not the only one who wanted to get their own back.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32What's this?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34It arrived anonymously this morning.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43So this is why you were calling him earlier?
0:26:43 > 0:26:48Well, the editor at the Stratford Star refused to publish unless I gave Len Tekler a chance to respond.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53But it's obvious that whoever sent this wanted to destroy Tekler's reputation for good.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03So, Len Tekler owned a restaurant with his brother, Michael.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Shut down after a few months.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Michael killed himself.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Well, not according to this, he didn't.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Oh!- I just don't get it.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15This is all happened, what, the better part of 20 years ago.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Why come after Tekler now? Who would have a grudge against him?
0:27:18 > 0:27:22Trevor Cordiss said he had his first restaurant with Len.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Are we even sure it's the same place?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Ah, look, here.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28This names Trevor as the third partner.
0:27:28 > 0:27:33And he had a motive, didn't he? Cos Len cut him out of Hiverna unfairly.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34I'll check the tracker.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Ah, no joy.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42According to this, the scooter hasn't moved all day.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Maybe he walked! We really should give all this to Marlowe.
0:27:45 > 0:27:50And what does this prove? No, I need to look him straight in the eye.
0:27:50 > 0:27:57A list of everything Mr Tekler consumed in the kitchen in the three hours prior to his death.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00That was only marginally less painful than an episode of Hell's Kitchen USA.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Thanks, Sebastian.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Aren't you going to read it?
0:28:04 > 0:28:05Later.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Unbelievable!
0:28:17 > 0:28:18KNOCKING
0:28:21 > 0:28:22Ah.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Come in.
0:28:24 > 0:28:25Join me in a toast to an old mate.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29I thought you hated each other.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Love, hate...
0:28:31 > 0:28:33There's two sides of the same coin.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Talking of which, he owed me money.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40So, what do you want now?
0:28:44 > 0:28:45Ah.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Is it true?
0:28:49 > 0:28:51In a manner of speaking, yes.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54Because the newspaper report said that Michael killed himself.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Well, he did, yes.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00So...?
0:29:00 > 0:29:03Len and I wanted to start our own place.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Trouble was, we were both skint,
0:29:06 > 0:29:11so Len convinced his brother to use all his savings,
0:29:11 > 0:29:13in return for a cut of the future profits.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Except there weren't any.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Poor bloke.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Wanted to buy a house with his girlfriend.
0:29:19 > 0:29:25Instead Len blew the lot on experimental cookery that nobody wanted to eat, left him bankrupt.
0:29:27 > 0:29:33The day the restaurant closed down for good, Michael hanged himself.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Why didn't you tell us this before?
0:29:37 > 0:29:39It's not something I'm proud of.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Michael was a good man.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46I should've seen the signs.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49Who else knows about all this?
0:29:49 > 0:29:52Len, obviously.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55And he was with Cecilia by then, so she'd know.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Other than that, I just...
0:29:57 > 0:29:58KNOCKING
0:29:58 > 0:30:02Police! Mr Cordiss, it's the police!
0:30:09 > 0:30:11I thought you were on some course?
0:30:11 > 0:30:12Yeah, I was,
0:30:12 > 0:30:16then I got a call from the lab confirming that Len was poisoned with zinc phosphide.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Stinks of garlic.
0:30:18 > 0:30:19Yeah, we noticed.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21So it wouldn't be out of place in a kitchen.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23But its most common use is...
0:30:23 > 0:30:24Rat poison.
0:30:24 > 0:30:25You were right, Frank.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27We should've tested the rat.
0:30:27 > 0:30:31Well, we're going to do a chemical analysis of the samples that we've taken from the traps on the boat,
0:30:31 > 0:30:33and we're pretty confident that there'll be a match.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35But couldn't the poison have come from anywhere?
0:30:35 > 0:30:38In theory, but zinc phosphide is quite old-school.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41And most traps use anti-coagulants nowadays.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44And, well, considering Mr Cordiss' connection to the victim...
0:30:44 > 0:30:46That's still not enough to charge him, though.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49No, not by itself, but we do have a witness.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52A man matching Mr Cordiss' description was seen in the alleyway
0:30:52 > 0:30:54behind the restaurant prior to Len's death.
0:30:54 > 0:30:59- Ready, ma'am?- But didn't Trevor have an alibi for when the dead rat was planted on the food?
0:30:59 > 0:31:02Maybe the rat was planted by someone else.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04We investigate human deaths, not rat ones!
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Yeah, we'll take it from here.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Let me guess.
0:31:12 > 0:31:16You wanted to look him in the eye and now you have, you're not sure he did it?
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Something just doesn't smell right.
0:31:18 > 0:31:19Mm.
0:31:19 > 0:31:23Christina! Who was the witness?
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Sorry.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27This place stinks.
0:31:27 > 0:31:30Ah, don't worry on our account.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32We won't be long.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34We heard you made a statement to the police.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37We were wondering why you didn't tell us about the man you saw?
0:31:37 > 0:31:41Er, I'm so sorry, I must've still been in shock.
0:31:41 > 0:31:47It wasn't until they started asking me all those questions I remembered.
0:31:47 > 0:31:48What time did you see him?
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Around...one o'clock, maybe.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Mrs Tekler sent me to get milk -
0:31:54 > 0:31:58she said she'd run out and she wanted to make Mr Tekler a cup of coffee.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00So you just went outside and you saw him?
0:32:00 > 0:32:01No, so, it was when I got back.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05He was right outside the back door, and he saw me and zoomed off.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07How long were you gone for?
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Five minutes, tops.
0:32:09 > 0:32:15Mrs Tekler wanted me to go to the supermarket cos it's cheaper, but it's a bit of a hike, so I just went
0:32:15 > 0:32:17to the corner shop and paid the difference myself.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Would anyone else have seen this man?
0:32:19 > 0:32:21I wouldn't know.
0:32:23 > 0:32:28There is one thing that's been bugging me, and I should've told the police, but...
0:32:28 > 0:32:32- What is it?- I've never seen Mr Tekler have milk in his coffee.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Maybe I threw it away.
0:32:37 > 0:32:38Look at me.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40My bouche is not amused.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Dear Sebastian.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45We're really sorry that we rushed off earlier.
0:32:45 > 0:32:46Please can we look at the list?
0:32:46 > 0:32:50Now, was that so hard? Won't make a difference.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53All the ingredients Mr Tekler used he got from the pantry.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54There, look. Ten past one.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57One hot drink. That must be the coffee Dita was talking about.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59Did he make it himself?
0:32:59 > 0:33:00Well...
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Now you ask, I can't remember.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12This is the first time we see him with the drink.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14Er, go back a bit.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18There.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Someone left it for him.
0:33:21 > 0:33:22Play it again.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Stop!
0:33:24 > 0:33:25Zoom in.
0:33:29 > 0:33:30Look at that ring.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40So Cecilia must've sent Dita off to get milk just to get rid of her,
0:33:40 > 0:33:43only she came back sooner than expected.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46What I want to know, Frank, is why you withheld the evidence in the first place?
0:33:46 > 0:33:49Do you know what? It completely slipped my mind.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51I-I didn't even know the camera was still recording.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Well, no thanks to you, we got lucky.
0:33:53 > 0:33:58Yeah, so the mug was placed in the dishwasher but it hadn't been turned on since Mr Tekler's death,
0:33:58 > 0:34:01so it still contained traces of zinc phosphide.
0:34:01 > 0:34:05And other than Mr Tekler's, the only prints on it were Cecilia's.
0:34:05 > 0:34:06- Where is she?- She's in custody.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08We picked her up last night.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11And when we searched her room, we found a bottle of syrup of ipecac.
0:34:11 > 0:34:12Syrup of what ecac?
0:34:12 > 0:34:15Ipecac. It's a powerful emetic.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Put a few drops in a soup and, hey presto, a restaurant full of sick customers.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22So what about this Trevor Cordiss? Sounds like him and Cecilia might have some history.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26Yeah, we're going to hold on to him for now. There's a high probability that the poison came from his boat.
0:34:26 > 0:34:32And with our witness identifying him and his vehicle, we can charge him with murder under joint enterprise.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34So on that note, we've got paperwork to do.
0:34:34 > 0:34:39Withhold evidence from me again and we're going to have a serious, serious falling out.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41And here's me thinking we were BFFs.
0:34:47 > 0:34:50Oh, sad you don't get to bring in the bad guys any more, isn't it?
0:34:50 > 0:34:52- The vehicle...- What?
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Keeler said it was Dita that identified the vehicle.
0:34:54 > 0:34:59Well, according to the tracking device, Trevor's scooter never went anywhere near the restaurant!
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Maybe Dita misremembered? Maybe he wasn't on the scooter at all.
0:35:02 > 0:35:03She said she didn't recognise him.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05How would she have even known he owned a scooter?
0:35:05 > 0:35:08- Maybe she's seen him out and about. - Or she's been on the boat.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Or she's been lying from the very start!
0:35:12 > 0:35:15- What are you doing?- I'm going over the background checks.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18We must've missed something. I mean, why would she want to frame Cordiss?
0:35:18 > 0:35:19Her middle name is Ursula?
0:35:19 > 0:35:21According to this, yeah, why?
0:35:21 > 0:35:22Rings a bell...
0:35:26 > 0:35:27Yeah. Read that.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29The brother's girlfriend.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Could be a coincidence?
0:35:31 > 0:35:33We need to see Dita's birth certificate.
0:35:43 > 0:35:47Dita, it's Lu Shakespeare.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Are you there?
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Keep watch.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Dita?
0:36:09 > 0:36:10Dita?
0:36:15 > 0:36:17We're too late.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20We'll have to go to Marlowe, see if the police can find her.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23Can you smell that?
0:36:23 > 0:36:25What is it?
0:36:25 > 0:36:26I think it's petrol.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Why would she be keeping petrol here?
0:36:28 > 0:36:29You don't think...?
0:36:41 > 0:36:42Let's go round the back.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Dita!
0:36:53 > 0:36:54Stay back.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00You want to finish what you started, don't you? Destroy Len's legacy for ever.
0:37:00 > 0:37:01Only fair.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03He destroyed my life.
0:37:03 > 0:37:04An eye for an eye.
0:37:04 > 0:37:06He's your uncle. He-he's family.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Len's not my family! He's my father's murderer.
0:37:09 > 0:37:10Your father killed himself.
0:37:10 > 0:37:15Because of Len! Len tricked him into paying for that stupid restaurant.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18He took everything my father had and threw it away.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21And because of him, I was left with nobody!
0:37:21 > 0:37:23What about your mum?
0:37:23 > 0:37:24What?
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Ursula.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29Well, Len, wouldn't even talk to her, cut her off completely.
0:37:30 > 0:37:35Couple of weeks after Dad died, Mum found out she was pregnant with me.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Went to see the three of them - Len, Trevor, Cecilia.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Asked for help.
0:37:42 > 0:37:43They sent her packing.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45Reckoned she was trying it on!
0:37:45 > 0:37:47What did she do?
0:37:47 > 0:37:49What could she do? She couldn't cope.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52She started using, and...
0:37:54 > 0:37:57..after she overdosed, I was put in care.
0:37:58 > 0:38:02Brought up by strangers because my uncle cared more about cooking
0:38:02 > 0:38:05than he ever cared about another human being.
0:38:05 > 0:38:08So when you turned up here to get a job, Len didn't even know who you were?
0:38:08 > 0:38:11You wanted to ruin him, didn't you? First with the rat...
0:38:20 > 0:38:22SCREAMING
0:38:22 > 0:38:26I was happy to take the plate in myself, but it worked so much better when he did it.
0:38:26 > 0:38:31And when that didn't shut the restaurant down, you put the ipecac syrup in the food. Clever, that.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Make everybody ill.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Ruining his reputation wasn't enough, was it?
0:38:35 > 0:38:37You wanted to see him dead.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40You knew the police would need a witness to tie Trevor Cordiss to the murder,
0:38:40 > 0:38:44so you made up a story about seeing him outside when Cecilia sent you for the milk.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46And you made it look like Cecilia was lying,
0:38:46 > 0:38:49that the milk was just an excuse for her to get rid of you
0:38:49 > 0:38:51so that she could get the poison from Trevor,
0:38:51 > 0:38:54when in fact, you'd already got the poison from the boat.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58And it was you that made Len's coffee, wasn't it?
0:38:58 > 0:39:01And it was you who made sure it was Cecilia gave it to him.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15I made Mr Tekler a coffee. Shall I take it to him?
0:39:15 > 0:39:17No, I'll do it.
0:39:23 > 0:39:27If you're waiting for me to say I'm sorry, I'm not.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29Len had it coming.
0:39:29 > 0:39:35And as for Trevor and Cecilia, they could've helped Mum, but they didn't.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38So they can rot in jail for all I care.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42We're going to have to call the police.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44You won't.
0:39:44 > 0:39:45I'm not going to jail.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Not for him.
0:39:47 > 0:39:52I'm not going anywhere, and neither are you.
0:39:52 > 0:39:57You see, I'm pretty sure Len Tekler is in hell, but I'm thinking maybe we should just go and check.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59- Dita, no!- No!- Wait!
0:39:59 > 0:40:01What're you doing here?
0:40:02 > 0:40:05Look, Milo doesn't deserve this, either. He's your cousin!
0:40:05 > 0:40:08- We're cousins?! - Don't do this, Dita, please.
0:40:13 > 0:40:14Call the police!
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Dita! Stop!
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Aw!
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Does that ever actually work? Just shouting "stop!" at someone?
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Not often, I'll admit.
0:40:38 > 0:40:39Any ideas?
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Have you ever commandeered a swan?
0:40:45 > 0:40:48- Oh!- Where are you going?!
0:40:48 > 0:40:51- Come on!- You're going the wrong way!
0:40:51 > 0:40:52- What?- Let me steer.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56- No, I'm steering. I'll steer. Get off.- Steer it the right way!
0:40:56 > 0:40:59How could she be quicker? There's two of us and only one of her!
0:40:59 > 0:41:01Well, just pedal faster!
0:41:01 > 0:41:02Pedal faster.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04I'm going as fast as I can!
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Come on, we can do this!
0:41:06 > 0:41:08- I'm doing it.- Come on!
0:41:08 > 0:41:10Let me go!
0:41:10 > 0:41:11He deserved it!
0:41:11 > 0:41:12Nah, can't do that.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16No, we're doing a citizens arrest for the murder of Len Tekler.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18Len Tekler, yes.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20SIRENS
0:41:20 > 0:41:22No! I wouldn't do that, Dita.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24Please, Dita.
0:41:24 > 0:41:29If you really want to ruin the reputation of Len Tekler, then just tell everyone the truth.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45How're you feeling now?
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Like Chris Froome at the end of the Tour de France.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54I didn't think you were performing tonight?
0:41:54 > 0:41:55I'm not.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Just haven't done any laundry in a while.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00Da-da!
0:42:00 > 0:42:04Just to thank you both for going above and beyond the call of duty over the past couple of days.
0:42:04 > 0:42:05Aw, you shouldn't have!
0:42:05 > 0:42:06He most certainly should.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Sebastian, American Hot.
0:42:09 > 0:42:10I love a hot American.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Lu.
0:42:12 > 0:42:13Hawaiian.
0:42:13 > 0:42:14Old-school!
0:42:14 > 0:42:15Thank you muchly.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17And a meat feast for Frankie.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Here's to Shakespeare and Hathaway.
0:42:19 > 0:42:23We have saved Cecilia and Trevor from jail,
0:42:23 > 0:42:25we have put a murderer behind bars
0:42:25 > 0:42:28and Milo has even promised to settle the bill.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31SHE SCREAMS
0:42:31 > 0:42:33HE LAUGHS
0:42:33 > 0:42:34I couldn't resist!
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Oh!