Sherlock Mini Episode - Many Happy Returns

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07HIMALAYAN FLUTES PLAY

0:00:19 > 0:00:24LOW, MUTED VOICE

0:00:34 > 0:00:35You bastard!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45A breakaway sect of Buddhist warriormonks

0:00:45 > 0:00:48infiltrated by a blonde drug smuggler?!

0:00:48 > 0:00:49That never really happened.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53A blonde drug smuggler who wasexposed

0:00:53 > 0:00:56by an abbot withunusual powers of observationand deduction.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59A blonde woman hidingamongst bald monks?!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01That wouldn't exactly take Sherlock Holmes.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Well, perhaps it did.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04He's dead.

0:01:05 > 0:01:10I'm sorry, I wish he wasn't, but he really is dead and gone.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Well, how do you explain this? Sighting number two.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Incident at New Delhi.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19You haven't be titling these?!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22CLAMOURING VOICES

0:01:22 > 0:01:25After that, it was simply a matter of tracking down the killer.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Which I did by working out the depthto which

0:01:28 > 0:01:30the chocolate flake

0:01:30 > 0:01:33had sunk into the victim's ice cream cone.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35HE CHUCKLES

0:01:40 > 0:01:44My friend... will you not take any of the credit?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47This was all down to you.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49LESTRADE: 'Clever man, Inspector Prakesh.'

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Oh, what police inspector could havemade THAT deduction?!

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Oh, thank you(!)

0:01:54 > 0:01:55You remember how Sherlock never

0:01:55 > 0:01:58took the credit when he solved all of your cases?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- He didn't solve all of my cases. - He's out there.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05He's hiding, buthe can't stop himselffrom getting involved.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07HE CHUCKLES

0:02:07 > 0:02:09It's so obviously him, if you know how to spot the signs.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Klein Brothers, the Towerhouse thing, the Kensington Ripper -

0:02:12 > 0:02:13solved all those myself.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Well, you got Towerhouse wrong.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16No, I didn't!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Yeah, you did. OK, sighting number three.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21The Mysterious Juror.

0:02:22 > 0:02:23TRANSLATION FROM GERMAN:

0:03:02 > 0:03:04ANDERSON: 'It had to be him.'

0:03:05 > 0:03:07There's no-one else it can be, do you not see?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I see that you lost a good job fantasising

0:03:09 > 0:03:11about a dead man coming back to life.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13And I know why you want that to happen...

0:03:15 > 0:03:17..but it's never going to.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19OK...

0:03:22 > 0:03:25..I want to go andsee... an old friend.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27You take care, OK?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32I'll put a word in, seeif they won't review your case.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Just look at the map, though.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37He's getting closer.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40It's like he's coming back.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Well, it's good to see you, Greg.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- And you. - Have a seat.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53So, how have you been?

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Er, yeah, good. Yeah.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Much better.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- So what's in the...? - Oh, that? Yeah,

0:04:01 > 0:04:02that's um... that'ssome stuff from my office,

0:04:02 > 0:04:04some stuff of Sherlock's, actually.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06I probably should have thrown it out, but I didn't know if...

0:04:06 > 0:04:08No, fine, yeah.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Yeah, there's...there's something here, um...

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I wasn't sure whether I should have kept it in.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18You remember the video message he made for your birthday?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I had to practically threaten him.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23This is the uncut version.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24It's quite funny.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Oh, right.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Maybe I shouldn't have brought it. - Don't worry, it's OK.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Probably won't even watch it.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33HE CHUCKLES

0:04:42 > 0:04:43HE GROANS

0:05:10 > 0:05:13SHERLOCK: 'Was that supposed to happen?The light going down?

0:05:13 > 0:05:14' Yeah, OK.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16'Oh, er, hm,

0:05:16 > 0:05:18'so what do I...whatdo you want me to do at the end?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21'Shall I, um, smile and wink? I do that sometimes.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25'I've no idea why.People seem to like it. It humanises me.'

0:05:25 > 0:05:27LESTRADE: 'It's fine, whatever.'

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- 'Why am I doing this again?' - 'You're going to miss the dinner.'

0:05:30 > 0:05:33'Of course I'm going to miss dinner, there'll be people.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37'How could John be having a birthday dinner?All his friends hate him.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39'You only have tolook at their faces.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42'I wrote an essay on suppressedhatred in close proximity,

0:05:42 > 0:05:45'based entirely on his friends.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47'On reflection, it probably wasn't a very good choice of gift.'

0:05:49 > 0:05:50SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- 'What was my excuse again?' - 'You said you had a thing.'

0:05:53 > 0:05:55'Oh, right, yes, that's right, a thing.'

0:05:55 > 0:05:57LESTRADE: 'You might want to elaborate.'

0:05:57 > 0:05:59'No, no, no. Only lies have detail.'

0:05:59 > 0:06:00SHERLOCK INHALES

0:06:02 > 0:06:04SHERLOCK SIGHS

0:06:05 > 0:06:09'Right, I just...I need a moment tofigure out what I'm going to do.'

0:06:11 > 0:06:13I can tell you what you can do.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15You can stop being dead.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16'OK.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18'OK, I'm ready now.'

0:06:18 > 0:06:20SHERLOCK CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:06:21 > 0:06:26'Hello, John. I'm sorry I'm not there at the moment, I'm very busy.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28'However, many happy returns.

0:06:29 > 0:06:34'Oh and don't worry, I'm going to be with you again very soon.'

0:06:34 > 0:06:36DOORBELL RINGS

0:06:38 > 0:06:40HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:06:40 > 0:06:41DVD PLAYER BEEPS

0:06:43 > 0:06:45ANDERSON: 'He's coming back.'

0:06:45 > 0:06:47HE CHUCKLES

0:06:50 > 0:06:52MUSIC: "Sherlock" theme