0:00:17 > 0:00:20"But such a tide as moving seems asleep,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23"too full for sound and foam,
0:00:23 > 0:00:27"when that which drew from out the boundless deep turns again home.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31"Twilight and evening bell, and after that the dark,
0:00:31 > 0:00:36"and may there be no sadness or farewell when I embark."
0:00:36 > 0:00:40"For though from out our bourne of time and place,
0:00:40 > 0:00:42"the flood may bear me far,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45"I hope to see my Pilot face to face,
0:00:45 > 0:00:47"when I have crossed the bar."
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Ashes to ashes,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54dust to dust.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58We now commit Margaret Crighton to the deep.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00May she rest in peace.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05BELL CHIMES
0:01:55 > 0:01:57DOG BARKS
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Gross.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Yep. OK. No worries. Is, is Davey there yet?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56OK, well, I'll be 15 minutes, just hold tight.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Well, put a jumper on, then. Just hold tight, hang ten,
0:02:59 > 0:03:00whatever it is you do, Clint.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- They've found another one?- Yeah.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- What, that's, like, two in as many weeks?- Three.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Where's this one?- Greyrock Point.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Clint was out surfing and he stumbled on it.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Oooh, that's nice.- Is that silk or...?- Satin.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- It comes in red or silver. - I'd go silver.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I'm not entirely sure this is appropriate
0:03:17 > 0:03:18at breakfast time, Mother.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21And this lot do same day delivery. It's a big night for Mick, so.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- And what's so special about tonight? - Oh, you should come.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28He's redone the menu at the Black Dog. Got some steaks in.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30He's even caught some lobsters himself.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Big night for Mick downstairs, I thought we'd celebrate upstairs.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Well, I if I'm done in time, I'll come.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Gran, look, this is the barcode tattoo I'm getting.- If I approve.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43You scan it on the phone, it pings and displays my name.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Does it give you a price as well? - Look, just text it to me
0:03:46 > 0:03:47and I'll consider it.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50If it's really nice, might get the same myself.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- And me.- Really?!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- BOTH:- Keys!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Morning, Johnny Utah.- Who?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Tell me you've seen Point Break.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I'm not into snooker.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Who's washed up this time? - They're pretty far gone.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Male or female?- Male, I think.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- The fish have had a really good go. - Did you find it?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18No, a lady walking her dog. I was catching the swell.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20The dog walker's with the police now.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Has he been down asking questions? - Who?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Journo with the long-lens on the bluff.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- I didn't realise the press were here.- Oh, yeah.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Top story in the Lighthaven Star.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- HE LAUGHS - Is that me?!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Finally a cover girl. Right, come on, let's have a look.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Uhh...- Are you all right?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Yeah. Well, no. It's just...
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Quite glad I haven't eaten.- Do you want to arrange the undertaker?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Thank you. Which one?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Uh, try Prince's. They're reliable.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49And do me a favour - don't speak to the journo on the way up.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I don't want our office passing comment.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I've got a nine AM with the Devonshire Undertakers' Association,
0:04:54 > 0:04:58so hopefully this'll be the last. But the papers will be all over it.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00You think this is another botched sea-burial?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Lightning doesn't strike thrice.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Morning. Morning.- Morning. - Morning, Jim.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- I'd like to report a missing person. - OK. OK.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49On to item two, uh, which is this...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51SHE SLAMS DOOR Thanks for waiting.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Punctuality is the politeness of kings.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57For those who don't know her, this is our coroner, Jane Kennedy.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I know everyone here, Bill. So, this is the problem.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Three in a month.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05We need to talk about reforming the rules on sea-burials.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I hope that you're not suggesting
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- those present are lacking in their jobs?- It's possible.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I'm sorry, but everyone here takes a great deal
0:06:12 > 0:06:14of professional pride in their work.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Well, these botched sea-burials could easily be undertakers
0:06:17 > 0:06:20outside of your jurisdiction.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Or strong currents.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Why aren't they being hauled to an emergency general meeting?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28It is a subject I've raised with the Coroner's Society
0:06:28 > 0:06:31and it's not just here, but we can't ignore the fact it is happening here
0:06:31 > 0:06:35and something needs to be done about it.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Look, it's not my job to say how people are disposed of.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42If they want a traditional sea-burial, I'm all for it.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45But what I won't support is a situation where unidentified bodies
0:06:45 > 0:06:48keep turning up on my patch because of botched sea-burials.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- I can't have it.- What do you propose?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55The simplest thing would be to insist that all bodies
0:06:55 > 0:06:58buried at sea are subjected to a DNA test.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- A voluntary test!- For now.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Well, who's going to pay for that?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05You would pass that onto the customer.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Undertaking is a highly competitive...undertaking.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09If we raise our rates,
0:07:09 > 0:07:12our customers may well take their business elsewhere.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13You could all raise your rates.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16That would be price-fixing, which is illegal.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19And, in case you hadn't noticed, we've just come out of a recession.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20I did catch the news, yes.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Or...why don't pay for it?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25My office barely has enough money to keep the lights on, Bill.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27You of all people should know that.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Voluntary DNA testing isn't going to work.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30You could lobby to make DNA testing law.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33That would require a change in national legislation.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35And, as a councillor, you would be in a perfect position to throw
0:07:35 > 0:07:37some of your weight that way.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I don't see why those who are recently bereaved have to
0:07:40 > 0:07:43submit their lost loved one to an invasion of their privacy.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44It's a tiny sample.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47It's the principle. It's an invasion of their human rights.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50I'm not entirely sure dead bodies have human rights.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I think you'll find if you ask a lawyer...
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I don't need to ask a lawyer, Bill, I am one. And when I was appearing
0:07:55 > 0:07:57at the Supreme Court, they most certainly didn't.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Well you're not in London now.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07You won't consider passing this on to your customers?
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Then perhaps it's time I conducted a review of which undertakers
0:08:13 > 0:08:14I use in the future.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24So, who's missing?
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- My boyfriend.- And when was the last time you saw him?
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Like...like, about a week.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Be good to be precise about that.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Uh, Sunday. It was a week ago on Sunday.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Ten days. That's a long time.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Well, he does that. He leaves home and takes off sailing
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- when he wants to clear his head, like, you know.- Sailing?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Yeah, he went sailing - boat's gone. - What kind of boat is it?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52A National 12. A blue wooden hull.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55It's called Hispaniola.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Does he sail it on his own?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Yeah, I can't stand the water.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- And how often does he go out? - Once, twice a month.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- So, he's fairly experienced, you'd say? Thanks.- Very.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Has he gone off unexpectedly before, is that right?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Yeah, but never for this long. Always calls.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- How's his health?- Why?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Well, does he suffer from epilepsy, anything like that?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24No, he's fine. Do you think he's drowned?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Well, if he's come off his boat, we'd expect to find the wreckage.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28They can't sail themselves.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31And I haven't had any reports like that from the Coastguard,
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- but I'll double check. - Has been pretty stormy of late.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39When you say "clear his head", what do you mean by that?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Oh, he, he gets himself into scrapes.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- Trouble?- Yeah, gets himself into trouble, like. With you lot.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52What's his name?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Burton.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Kevin Burton.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Your fella is Kevin Burton?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00You know him?
0:10:02 > 0:10:03I do.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Mate, I said "no comment."
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Jane, here's your list of those gone in the night,
0:10:10 > 0:10:11and you've missed your ten AM
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- with the Bereavement Officer. - I'll call her.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16These are from the community, all natural causes apart from that one,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18which is an RTC, but they weren't a donor.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Here's your post, and don't forget you've got court at half four.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I've had lots of calls from the press but I've said "no comment."
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Good.- That journalist has been hanging about.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28I told him you weren't going to be passing comment,
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- but he's pretty persistent. And, uh, Davey's here.- Thank you.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Hey, Clint? Nice pic online.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Cheers. Getting one framed for Mum. She's really proud.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Thought you said he wasn't efficient.- He isn't.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Apparently the storms brought a big swell
0:10:45 > 0:10:47and he wants to clock off by lunch.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Which isn't going to happen. If this is a social call, can it wait?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Tell me about that body that's washed up.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54How long was it in the water?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Uh, I don't have the PM yet, but bodies rot pretty quickly
0:10:57 > 0:10:59when they've been exposed.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03This one's particularly grim. Looks like the marshmallow man.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Have you got any ID?- It's further gone than the other ones.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Getting an ID from it's going to take a miracle.- All right.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Could it be this guy? - Honestly, the fish had a right go.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12All his clothes were torn off by bloating.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14The only thing on him was his watch.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Well, this is Kevin Burton. He's a troublemaker.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Rubs people up the wrong way, gets into fights.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I've picked him up a few times but he's never been charged.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23He's missing.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25He went sailing ten days ago and he hasn't come back.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27My bloat'n'float's a botched sea-burial.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Well, if it's this guy, it's my bloat'n'float.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Body's mine, not yours. - It was stormy when he went out.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36If you've arrested him, don't you have his DNA in your system?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Yeah, we should, but... I can't find it.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41I'm going to chase up the National Database,
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- but I'm pretty sure this is my man. - My man.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Maybe your man had a blow out with his girlfriend
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- and has just gone off for some space. - Or maybe he's lying in the mortuary.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Or maybe you should check out his place of work.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Well, I'm going now.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56- You all right?- Fine.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Just don't want to talk to that flipping journalist out there.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01- Well, don't.- I can't exactly avoid him, Davey,
0:12:01 > 0:12:03he's camped outside my office.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Well, get out of your office.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07I'm going to the Hippodrome Casino.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I don't like to gamble before lunch.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Well, Burton worked security there.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Come on. Prove me wrong.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18All right. Maybe a quick flutter.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Excuse me, love. I'm looking for a Harvey Campbell.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Do you know where I can find him?- Out back.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- That way, yeah?- That way.- Thanks.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Seven.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Harvey Campbell?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I'm DS Higgins.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58This is my colleague, Jane Kennedy.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- We're looking for a Kevin Burton. - Eight.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04We understand he works here.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Nine.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Ten!- Burton.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- What about him?- Have you seen him?
0:13:21 > 0:13:25You think he'd come back here? Please.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27When was the last time you did?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30He worked his shift that Saturday,
0:13:30 > 0:13:32then that's it.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Gone. Vanished.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Has he ever missed work before?
0:13:39 > 0:13:44Too precise for that. Burton have a sportsman mentality.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47In the last three years, he never missed a day.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- So, you'd say you know him well? - Should do.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I promoted him for long enough.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55He's a good fighter.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Hands like shovels.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Burton's a boxer?- Was.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Could lift more than me.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04And I'm pretty big.
0:14:08 > 0:14:13Look...it's not a crime till someone reports it, right?
0:14:13 > 0:14:14And I haven't.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18So who grassed me up?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21What makes you think it's a crime, Mr Campbell?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25The money.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27We're just investigating a missing person.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36All right, look.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Every weekend, a security van comes
0:14:44 > 0:14:47and collects the casino's earnings...
0:14:47 > 0:14:49and, a week ago Saturday,
0:14:49 > 0:14:5175 grand went missing
0:14:51 > 0:14:53between the front door and that van.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55And Burton was on security?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Looks and brains.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59So why didn't you report that?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I probably should have done.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Yeah.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Do you want to make a statement? - No, thank you.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10I'll take care of it.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Well, how about you leave the law and order side of things to me?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18And how about you just leave and go back to your station?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20You can stay, if you like.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Good morning, Mr Campbell.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Yo.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Look, the police catch a sniff of Burton.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Yeah? So come down here - fast.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Right, so, an exemplary employee goes missing from work
0:15:49 > 0:15:52the same day as he goes missing from home,
0:15:52 > 0:15:53after going sailing,
0:15:53 > 0:15:56and, ten days later, a body washes up,
0:15:56 > 0:15:58and he's the suspect in a robbery.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02A robbery that's not been officially reported.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05All right, he's the suspect in a suspected robbery, then.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09My gut still says it's a botched sea-burial - not Burton.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Well, mine doesn't.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Cheers, mate.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Thanks.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- PM's ready.- Great, thanks. Oh, is that journalist still here?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Oh, he's not leaving till he gets your comment.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Not going to happen. Right, let's see the body.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- If that's everything, I'm going to nip out.- Uh...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Maybe you're just clinging on to your view cos you're cheesed off
0:16:31 > 0:16:33with the Undertakers' Association.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Maybe three in a month's a pattern I can't ignore.- All right, well,
0:16:36 > 0:16:37you follow your gut, I'll follow mine,
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- but I'm telling you - I'm right. - And what's at stake?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41How about a steak?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Off Mick's new menu?- All right, you're on.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Clint, I want you to doorstop all the undertakers
0:16:46 > 0:16:48registered on our books to perform sea-burials.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Get descriptions and historys of all sea-burials in the last two months.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Well, can't I just call them? - No. They'll evade.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- There can only be half a dozen in the whole county.- But that's miles.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- You can go surfing tomorrow. - The swell will be over tomorrow.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Well, you're on my time, Clint, not yours.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Keep me posted on what you find.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Oh, and, Clint?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Beware Greeks bearing gifts.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Thanks.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Right.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Decomposition consistent with immersion at sea.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Extensive PM predation by sea creatures
0:17:25 > 0:17:28rendering ID impossible at this stage.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Excellent.
0:17:29 > 0:17:34- How old?- Uh, says, by the pink teeth, 30s or 40s.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Tick.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Time of death?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Anything up to a fortnight ago.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Tick again.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Hello.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47What's it say on the teeth?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Missing cuspid on upper right.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Right, and who misses their teeth?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Uh, sugar addicts.- Sugar Ray Leonards, more like - boxers.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Tick, tick, tick. And he's a big lad, too.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Well, once a body's been exposed like this,
0:18:01 > 0:18:03you can't tell how muscly they were.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Especially when they're this inflated by death gasses.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Hold on.- What? - "Cause of death..."
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Drowning.- "Cause of death - blunt trauma to basal skull
0:18:14 > 0:18:16"and upper cervical vertebrae.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19"Traumatic basal subarachnoid haemorrhage, as a consequence."
0:18:19 > 0:18:21OK, so Burton steals money,
0:18:21 > 0:18:23gets chased down by the heavies,
0:18:23 > 0:18:26they whack him on the back of the head with a baseball bat
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- and chuck him into the sea. - Still don't have DNA.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh, come on. You're clutching at straws.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Right, anything else?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Just his personal effects - the watch that was on him.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Pretty fancy for a security guard.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Well, not if it's a fake.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Look. They've spelt Rolex wrong.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- What's that sound?- Hmm?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Sounds like...sizzling.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50And that smell, it's like...
0:18:50 > 0:18:51..steak.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Mmm, steak!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Do you reckon Mick could knock up a bearnaise sauce?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Those peppercorns, they give me heartburn.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03It's not necessarily murder. Could be a bad gybe.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05You turn a boat the wrong way, the boom rips right across,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- could easily clatter you at head-height.- But our bet's not on
0:19:08 > 0:19:11whether it's a murder or not, it's whether that's Kevin Burton
0:19:11 > 0:19:13in there, benchpressing his own coffin lid.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I'm not buying you a steak till we get confirmation on the DNA.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Right, OK, Better go and see his missus, then.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Can I help?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Uh, do you do sea-burials?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Indeed.- I don't suppose I could have a list
0:19:44 > 0:19:46of all the ones you've done in the last month, could I?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- Which rag are you from? Which newspaper?- I'm not.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Well, it's not us, OK? There's no need to blame...
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- I'm from the coroner's office. - Oh, why didn't you say so, sweetie?!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57You don't look much like a coroner to me.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59So, how are they supposed to look?!
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Somehow, more...wizened and sinewed.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05So, uh, can I have the records, please?
0:20:05 > 0:20:09- Would you like a drink? Cup of tea or a fruity juice?- No, thanks.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11A slice of cake? Freshly baked.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Gateau - Death by Chocolate.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Just the records for whatever sea-burials you've done
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- in the last month. - All right, hold the fort.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24You must forgive my tone - we've had hell from the press all day.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Ah. Here they are. There are two.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31The last one we did was this morning.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Margaret Crighton - lovely lady, but dead.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Thanks.- You will take care of them, won't you, sweetie?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38And you give my very warmest to Jane?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- In fact, why don't you give her the cake?- No, thanks.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Really, I insist.- No, seriously. - I insist.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45OK. Thanks for the files.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Any time. Come again. Ooh!
0:20:50 > 0:20:51HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:20:53 > 0:20:54All right.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58LOUD DANCE MUSIC
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Can we come in?- You've found a body, I've seen it on the news.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12We've found a body, but we don't know who it is.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- It's him.- We don't know that yet. - I'm going half crazy here -
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- phone's ringing off the hook.- Well, if you like, I can arrange for
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- a family liaison officer to be with you?- Uh, no.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23No, no, I'd, uh, I'd rather be on my own.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26If it's all right with you, we'd like to do a DNA check.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- What will you need?- Best thing would be for us to contact his mum.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31She died - 2005.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Oh, I'm sorry.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36So who would be his next of kin?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Well, I...I guess that's me.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42You don't share DNA with him, so perhaps we can take something of his?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- Uh, toothbrushes are best. - Ah, he took it with him sailing.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Well, does he have a cup or a glass that he uses, you know,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- maybe by the side of the... - He hasn't.- Could you check?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I washed it up. I'm a clean freak.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Well, if there is anything that you can think of that might help us
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- identify him, perhaps you could bring it in.- I'll do my best.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Was he missing any teeth?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07No. No, I don't think so.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- You're sure?- Yeah.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- Did he wear a watch? - Yes, he did. It was a Rolex.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16I got it for him. It was a fake. Not that he knew.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Fake Rolex. Shall we?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21One last thing. What colour were his eyes?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I don't know.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29OK. Thanks, Dora. We'll be in touch.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Maybe there was a struggle on the boat and his tooth was knocked out.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Or his tooth was knocked out during a bad...gybe,
0:22:48 > 0:22:49or whatever it is you call it.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- What about the colour of his eyes? - What about them?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Well, she would know.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Maybe she's colour-blind.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Women can't be colour-blind, Davey.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01That's a porkie, ain't it?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03OK.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06But everyone knows the colour of their partner's eyes.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12- Davey, tell me you know the colour of Annette's eyes.- Course!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- What colour are they?- I don't know.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19- Never admit that. Ever. - I know what colour your eyes are.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Never admit that either.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27PHONE RINGS
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Inspector Observant's phone. - Give me that.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33He's driving. It's Jane.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Yes, that one.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40OK.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Yep. OK, got that. Thanks.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45They've found a boat.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57You seen we've got a shadow?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Yeah. That'll be one of Campbell's.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Right, there's your boat.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Shall we?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19How did it get here?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22It fell out the sky?
0:24:22 > 0:24:25I mean, the body's 12 miles away - how can the boat be here
0:24:25 > 0:24:27and the body be over there?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Maybe it sailed on without him?
0:24:30 > 0:24:31- Sir?- Yeah?
0:24:32 > 0:24:33All right, thanks.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41"Hispaniola."
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- I'll get Mick to heat up a pan, shall I?- Yeah.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- Thanks, mate.- Thank you.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Oh, come on, Calamity, don't look so glum.- I'm not.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56You've still got a body, and it's a murder -
0:24:56 > 0:24:58that's far more exciting than someone falling overboard.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00If you'd stolen 75 grand,
0:25:00 > 0:25:02would you really jump into a boat and sail away?
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- And in a storm? You just wouldn't. - Well, I don't know.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Maybe he wanted to keep a low profile.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10There's not a lot of CCTV at sea, is there?
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Just sticks in my throat.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Not as much as that steak's going to. You just don't like losing,
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- that's all.- Can you take a left up here? I'm going to work from home.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20All right, you don't have to buy me a steak, it's all right.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21We made a deal, it's fine. I'll stick to it.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24You can do me a favour, though, and put me out of my misery
0:25:24 > 0:25:26by getting that DNA match. Must be in by now.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Can I help you, son?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48I'm from the Coroner's Office in Lighthaven.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- I understand you do sea-burials. - I do, yes.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Have you had any in the last month?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54PHONE RINGS
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Oh. Would you, um...
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Just one minute.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Hello?
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Eh?
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Canine.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17It's gone.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Yes, I'm certain.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Okey dokey.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Right. Where were we?
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Dog person?
0:26:30 > 0:26:31You know.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35Oh, yes. Dog's gone missing.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Sorry about that.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39We do do sea-burials, yes.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Oh, good. Can I see the files?
0:26:40 > 0:26:44You can. In fact, we've had a couple over the past month.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48- Couple of ladies. I'll just... - Ladies?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- Yes. Why?- Ah, doesn't matter.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- No, it's no trouble. - No, it's cool. Thanks, though.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Hey, I hope your dog comes back.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57I love dogs.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10So!
0:27:10 > 0:27:13You're an Plymouth Argyle supporter, eh?
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Yeah.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18I'm a Pilgrim, too, for my sins.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20You a season ticket holder?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23No, I just sort of go when I can.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Well, if you're looking for freebies,
0:27:25 > 0:27:26I've got a pal who's got a box.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29I'm sure he'd let you have it for free if he's not using it.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- You serious?- Of course!
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Here. Let me give you my number.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Be sure and give my best to Jane.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00Make sure she sends some business in my direction.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14So, I know when you died...
0:28:14 > 0:28:17and I know how you died...
0:28:17 > 0:28:20but if you could tell me where you died, or, better still, who you are,
0:28:20 > 0:28:22that would be a big help.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30OK, let's say it is you. You stole some money
0:28:30 > 0:28:33and thought you'd sail away,
0:28:33 > 0:28:36but someone caught up with you and tossed you overboard.
0:28:37 > 0:28:41I mean, really? Look at the size of you.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44And you'd risk everything for 75 grand?
0:28:46 > 0:28:49And there's your girlfriend, who doesn't seem to know
0:28:49 > 0:28:50if you're missing any teeth,
0:28:50 > 0:28:54can't remember the colour of your eyes and buys you fake gifts?
0:28:54 > 0:28:55Doesn't fit, does it?
0:28:58 > 0:28:59None of it...fits.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08HOLD MUSIC ON PHONE
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Hello, National DNA Database.
0:29:12 > 0:29:13Hello!
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Hello, there. It's DS Higgins from Lighthaven Police.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19I'm having trouble with a file.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Yeah, a Kevin Burton.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23I'm pretty sure we've done a DNA test on him in the past,
0:29:23 > 0:29:25but it's not showing.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Yeah, uh, he was arrested,
0:29:29 > 0:29:31but not charged back in June 2012.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Now, I don't know if that's a glitch or...
0:29:36 > 0:29:37Deleted?
0:29:40 > 0:29:42And you caught it yourself?
0:29:42 > 0:29:46People don't catch lobsters. They catch themselves in the traps.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48How're you going to kill it?
0:29:48 > 0:29:49I'm not sure yet.
0:29:53 > 0:29:54Mum, close your eyes a sec.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Have you got a present for me? I love surprises.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Mick, what colour are Mum's eyes?
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Ah, I don't spend a lot of time looking at her eyes.
0:30:04 > 0:30:08But blue. Blue as a summer sky.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11I got such a treat for you later.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16If you don't know the colour of your lover's eyes you've got no
0:30:16 > 0:30:19- business knowing her otherwise. - PHONE RINGS
0:30:19 > 0:30:21You know, in the biblical sense.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Excuse me. Davey.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28OK, I'll meet you there.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38BELL RINGS
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Can I speak to the undertaker, please?
0:30:54 > 0:30:56You're looking at her.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58I'm from the Coroner's Office and...
0:30:58 > 0:31:02And you've come about those botched sea-burials.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Well, we haven't done any.
0:31:04 > 0:31:06We don't have the custom.
0:31:06 > 0:31:07You mean you don't do them?
0:31:07 > 0:31:10No, I mean we don't have that kind of customer.
0:31:11 > 0:31:12The rich kind.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14OK. Thanks for your time.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25I won't pay to be in your pocket.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Why would you pay to be in my pocket?
0:31:28 > 0:31:31We get our business two ways.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33The first's when you call us.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Let's say a person dies in a road accident.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Police are called and they contact your boss who then calls
0:31:39 > 0:31:41an undertaker to remove the body.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43I know how the job works.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46That's the most valuable call in this business
0:31:46 > 0:31:49because when that person's loved one organises the funeral,
0:31:49 > 0:31:52they'll need an undertaker to prepare things.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55And your everyday Joe Public doesn't know a great
0:31:55 > 0:31:58number of undertakers so they tend not to shop around.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01So they use the undertaker the coroner calls.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Pays to be in her pocket.
0:32:03 > 0:32:04Yeah, well, Jane's honest.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07Not suggesting she isn't.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09But she could cast the net wider.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11There're a lot of undertakers in this area,
0:32:11 > 0:32:14but she's only got a handful on speed-dial.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16That breeds complacency.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Maybe that's why these bodies keep floating up.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Let me see what I can do.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26I don't want preferential treatment.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28I just want it to be a fair distribution of work.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Well, to be honest with you, you're the only person I've met
0:32:30 > 0:32:32today who hasn't tried to scratch my back.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34See what I mean?
0:32:34 > 0:32:35What's your number?
0:32:38 > 0:32:41Don't get yourself mixed up in gambling.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45I lost my first husband to the horses.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57Hey.
0:32:57 > 0:32:58Ooh, you shouldn't have.
0:32:58 > 0:32:59Hey. I didn't.
0:32:59 > 0:33:03Right, OK, so they keep DNA for three years.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05What?! I thought they kept it forever.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Used to, now it's three years. After that, if you want it cleaned,
0:33:07 > 0:33:09you just fill out a form and we have to ditch it.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12- Yeah, but Kevin Burton was arrested. - Yeah, but he wasn't charged.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14That was back in 2012, three years ago, right?
0:33:14 > 0:33:17And when did they ask to have his record cleaned?
0:33:17 > 0:33:18The first of last month.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20So, I checked his dental records, nothing there either.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23Well, if he wanted to vanish, he's doing a good job.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Yeah, still doesn't explain the Rolex.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28I mean, if that body isn't Burton, how come it's wearing Dora's fake?
0:33:28 > 0:33:30You see, I don't think it is Burton's watch.
0:33:30 > 0:33:31Look, give us your wrist.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37How can a heavyweight boxer have thinner wrists than you?
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Hands like shovels, he said.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Come on, I'm pretty tough, I can lift some weights.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44Davey, the only thing you ever lift is a pint glass.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Dora's not giving us the full picture.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49Well, she's clearly not going to give us any DNA voluntarily, is she,
0:33:49 > 0:33:52- so, maybe I can get a warrant, try and trap her that way. - TEXT ALERT
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Have you ever caught a lobster?
0:33:58 > 0:33:59Eh?
0:33:59 > 0:34:02You don't catch a lobster. You let it catch itself.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04In a trap.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Hey! You'll get fat!
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Hi, Dora.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25I'm afraid we still haven't managed to identify the body.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Oh, what more do you need?
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Well, are there any identifying features that you can think of?
0:34:31 > 0:34:34Yeah. Yeah, his tooth.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36I can't think why I didn't think of this before.
0:34:36 > 0:34:41He's got a false tooth there. I think it's called a ca...nine?
0:34:41 > 0:34:43It got knocked out in a boxing match.
0:34:43 > 0:34:44Well, it's up to me to confirm that
0:34:44 > 0:34:46the body we've discovered is Kevin Burtons.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49To be certain I need you to tell me whether he had any tattoos.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Tattoos?
0:34:51 > 0:34:53Perhaps like this one?
0:34:53 > 0:34:56A tattoo of a barcode on his right hip?
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Yeah, I, I think he did. Yeah.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Do you have any photos of that tattoo?
0:35:02 > 0:35:04No, I don't think so.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07Oh, that's a shame, because if you did
0:35:07 > 0:35:09I'd be able to sign the death certificate.
0:35:11 > 0:35:12Well, I'll see what I can do.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Be in touch as soon as you can.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21SHE SIGHS
0:35:22 > 0:35:23Come on, Dora.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25You do realise that if she drops herself in it,
0:35:25 > 0:35:28we're still left with an unidentified body?
0:35:28 > 0:35:30I do, but there's a big upside for me.
0:35:30 > 0:35:31What's that?
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Free steak. DOOR OPENS
0:35:33 > 0:35:36Four sea-burials from two undertakers,
0:35:36 > 0:35:38but none match your man.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Which ones were they?
0:35:40 > 0:35:42These two were done by Gravelle's in Brixham
0:35:42 > 0:35:46and Prince's in Torquay did two, but they were both females, so.
0:35:46 > 0:35:47Nothing out of the ordinary?
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Not to do with the burials. Sorry.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Prince likes a flutter but that's no crime.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53- Likes a what?- Flutter.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55He gave me his number on the back of a casino chit.
0:35:55 > 0:35:56Which casino?
0:36:00 > 0:36:01The Hippodrome.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03COMPUTER CHIMES
0:36:03 > 0:36:04When it rains...
0:36:04 > 0:36:06She's e-mailed?
0:36:06 > 0:36:10What a lovely picture of Kevin Burton and a barcode tattoo.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Has she done that with a biro?
0:36:12 > 0:36:14She puts the artist into escape artist.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Have you identified the dead body?
0:36:16 > 0:36:17We've identified A body.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Yeah, but it's not dead.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23Tell me about your relationship with Kevin Burton.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25I don't have one.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Have you ever been to the Hippodrome Casino?
0:36:31 > 0:36:34No. I don't think so.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Would you like to have a look at the video, please?
0:36:41 > 0:36:42Is this you,
0:36:42 > 0:36:47on the night of July the 12th 2012, at the Hippodrome Casino?
0:36:48 > 0:36:50I don't remember.
0:36:50 > 0:36:54Is this you on that same night having one too many?
0:36:58 > 0:37:00And is this you being thrown out of the Hippodrome Casino
0:37:00 > 0:37:02by Kevin Burton on the same night?
0:37:08 > 0:37:12Now, the Coroner tells me that you've always done exemplary work.
0:37:16 > 0:37:17Look, I didn't...
0:37:18 > 0:37:21I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
0:37:24 > 0:37:25What happened?
0:37:27 > 0:37:34Well, my... my wife, she died and I went...
0:37:36 > 0:37:37..off the rails.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Gambling made me feel good, but before I knew it
0:37:41 > 0:37:44I was in so much debt.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46It was his idea. Burton.
0:37:47 > 0:37:53He knew what I did for a living. He used to call me The Man In Black.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57So, what part did you play in the robbery?
0:37:57 > 0:38:00Nothing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
0:38:00 > 0:38:01No. I didn't steal,
0:38:01 > 0:38:08I didn't steal anything. I just...helped him...disappear.
0:38:09 > 0:38:10By botching sea-burials.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12I only did one.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16You see, I saw on the news about those two bodies that had
0:38:16 > 0:38:21floated up and I thought, well, why not another one?
0:38:21 > 0:38:24You see, he said to me that
0:38:24 > 0:38:28if I'd make it look like he'd died then he'd pay off all my debts.
0:38:28 > 0:38:33So I put some stuff on a corpse that came my way and I went
0:38:33 > 0:38:36and dropped it off the headland.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41You see, I knew that when that body washed up it'd be next to
0:38:41 > 0:38:44impossible for you to identify that it wasn't him.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46- And without DNA... - HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS
0:38:46 > 0:38:48PRINCE CHUCKLES
0:38:48 > 0:38:50So who's body was it?
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Theodore Rosenstein.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58He was a terrible alcoholic.
0:38:59 > 0:39:00Homeless.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06He broke his neck falling off a bench.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10And what about the other bodies?
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Not mine.
0:39:12 > 0:39:17No, no, someone else is out there doing sea-burials on the cheap,
0:39:17 > 0:39:20but your Coroner, she's on to that.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25- WHISPERS:- I wouldn't mess with her if I was you.
0:39:25 > 0:39:26Tell me about it.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36SIREN IN DISTANCE
0:40:04 > 0:40:05Hey, wait!
0:40:05 > 0:40:08It's DS Higgins. All units. In pursuit of Kevin Burton.
0:40:08 > 0:40:09He's running!
0:40:29 > 0:40:30TYRES SQUEAL
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Come here! Where's my money?!
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Where's my £75,000?
0:40:39 > 0:40:42- Where's my money? - Hey! Don't even think about it.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46Don't even think about it. Hand him over.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47Hand him over!
0:40:51 > 0:40:53You're pretty fast for a dead man.
0:40:53 > 0:40:54And lucky.
0:40:56 > 0:40:57Hands behind your back.
0:40:59 > 0:41:00- Here she comes.- OK.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Good news or bad news?
0:41:07 > 0:41:08You what?
0:41:08 > 0:41:10Good news is, your boyfriend's still alive.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12The bad news is, you're about to be arrested
0:41:12 > 0:41:14for perverting the course of justice.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16I do have one question, though.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19Did you move the boat to the rocks before or after you
0:41:19 > 0:41:21reported him missing?
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Oh, come on, you deal with dead things all the time.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Must be second nature by now.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31I don't kill stuff, Mick, it's dead when it arrives.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35Mick? Before it gets too busy, Mick!
0:41:35 > 0:41:37Davey!
0:41:37 > 0:41:38Yeah?
0:41:38 > 0:41:41Davey, here. You'll kill Jeff for me, won't you?
0:41:41 > 0:41:43Why, what's he done?
0:41:43 > 0:41:46Jeff's Mick's lobster. Someone's ordered him and Mick's too chicken.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49It's just, we've become quite attached.
0:41:49 > 0:41:50You shouldn't've given it a name.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53I'm telling you, as soon as you give something a name.
0:41:53 > 0:41:54Just cut its head off.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57That's cruel. Drop it in boiling water.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01Here, look, Davey, if you take care of Jeff
0:42:01 > 0:42:03your steaks are on the house.
0:42:03 > 0:42:07Michael Sturrock. What I've got under here is pretty hot.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09If you don't come upstairs right now and take it off me,
0:42:09 > 0:42:11you're getting Jeffed too.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Mind the bar for me.
0:42:14 > 0:42:15I'm underage.
0:42:15 > 0:42:16I'll only be a minute.
0:42:18 > 0:42:22Right, come on then, Jeff.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25Close all your eyes.
0:42:30 > 0:42:31I can't.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35- Mum, do the bar. - Why, where are you going?
0:42:35 > 0:42:37I'm breaking Jeff out of this prison.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39He's going back into the sea.
0:42:42 > 0:42:43Did you get anything out of Burton?
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Yep. Full confession.
0:42:45 > 0:42:46How did you get him to talk?
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Oh, I just told him his girlfriend
0:42:48 > 0:42:50couldn't remember what colour his eyes are.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52So I'm pretty sure that's not going to last.
0:42:52 > 0:42:56And green, by the way, Annette's eyes, they're green,
0:42:56 > 0:42:58- I just, you know, temporarily forgot.- Course you did.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Yeah, and why would you forget something like that?
0:43:01 > 0:43:05- So, er, I'll have a pint, please. On the house?- Oh.
0:43:28 > 0:43:29Bye, Jeff.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49All rise for Her Majesty's Coroner.