0:00:02 > 0:00:05MUSIC PLAYS: Oh! Whiskey by Jimi Goodwin
0:00:28 > 0:00:30SIREN BLASTS
0:01:11 > 0:01:13RADIO CHATTER ECHOES
0:01:24 > 0:01:27TYRES SQUEAL
0:01:28 > 0:01:30SIREN BLARES
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Jesus!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41HORN BEEPS
0:01:42 > 0:01:44TYRES SQUEAL
0:02:10 > 0:02:12HORNS BEEP
0:02:44 > 0:02:46HORN BEEPS
0:03:28 > 0:03:30TRAIN PASSES
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- All right, Vince? - You all right, Reg?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56So, what, the Black Swan?
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Ah, no.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Grapes tonight, lad.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I'm hearing the barmaid's had a boob job.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04THEY LAUGH
0:05:04 > 0:05:06There you go.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Ah, ta!
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Oh... Oh, I'm sorry...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Vince?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I've forgotten to empty my bag.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Tip it down that drain for me, will you, please?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30You're a good man.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38RADIO: 'Come in, three-five, three-five.'
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Hey, we're here.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50We're here.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Hey, mate.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Hey, mate. Come on, we're here. We're here now.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Come on, buddy.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05We're here.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09HE VOMITS
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Come on.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Come on, mate. I haven't got time for this.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Come on, let's go.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17HE GROANS
0:06:23 > 0:06:25KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Yeah?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31He fell asleep in my cab.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Did he? You know why?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Cos he's a useless piece of shit.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42It's £10.60.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Great.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57RHYTHMIC THUDDING
0:07:13 > 0:07:16TV IS ON
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Morning.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Morning.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31For my birthday, can I have driving lessons?
0:07:31 > 0:07:36- Do you know how much that costs? - Yeah. 20 quid an hour.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I've told you, eh, I'll teach you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42What, in your grotty taxi? Don't think so!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44That's gratitude for you, innit?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Suzie's parents got her lessons, and she passed first time.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Good for Suzie. I'm glad you've got
0:07:49 > 0:07:52such rich friends to constantly compare yourself to.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56What's the exam today, then?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57French.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59French, eh?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Bonne chance.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03You Googled that.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04HE LAUGHS
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I did go to school, you know.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Yeah. French must come in really handy as a cab driver.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Don't forget, we're going bowling tonight,
0:08:13 > 0:08:15and Mum said I can bring a friend.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Ow! Argh!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Shit!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Tinned cherries?!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Tinned...! Oh...
0:08:43 > 0:08:45You missed a bit.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13You scored 14.
0:09:13 > 0:09:1514?
0:09:15 > 0:09:19I need 15 before I could comfortably prescribe medication for you.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25So what you're saying, I'm one point shy of depression.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Is this about Tim?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33No, it's about me.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Vince...
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Pills - it's not always the answer.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41No?
0:09:43 > 0:09:44What is?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- No. She said "friend". - He IS her friend.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57No, he looks like a tosser.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Why does she always pick wide boys, eh?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Cos the sensible ones are less fun.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03£32.90.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06How much?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09£32.90.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I'm in the wrong business, aren't I?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Ah, look at him. He's all over her.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24They're teenagers. Stop being so old-fashioned.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28What, it's old-fashioned not to want some prick feeling up my daughter?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Have you got a fiver?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Ah, look at that!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Come on. Let's get over there.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Thanks.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Please cheer up, will you?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43HE SNIFFS Have a nice day.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Hook a left.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I could get used to this, my own personal driver.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59You think I'm a prick?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- What are you on about? - You, all night.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- No respect, taking the piss out of me.- Doing what?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I'm your girlfriend's father - that used to count for something.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13When was that - when the war was on?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20ENGINE REVS, TYRES SQUEAL
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Get out.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- I'm nowhere near...- Get out my car!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44RADIO: 'Come in, three-five, three-five...'
0:11:44 > 0:11:45(Piss off.)
0:11:45 > 0:11:48'Vince, can you hear me, three-five...?'
0:11:54 > 0:11:55What?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58'Can you do the Bull's Head, near Piccadilly Station?'
0:11:59 > 0:12:01No, I'm miles away.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03'He's asked for you personally.'
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Who has?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07'No idea. Name's Colin. Can you give me an ETA?'
0:12:12 > 0:12:14'Can you hear me, three-five?'
0:12:15 > 0:12:1720 minutes.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29MUSIC PLAYS IN PUB
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Col?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Vincent McKee!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- I thought you were... - Yeah, I was. I just got out.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- How long?- Six stretch.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Six!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Do you know they don't let you smoke in pubs no more?!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I know.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Anything else changed? - Well, City are good now.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Mad, eh?!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Look at you! So, what? Do you want to, er...- Yeah, yeah.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20How did you know I was still on the cabs anyway?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Well, you know, it's not like
0:13:22 > 0:13:25you were going to suddenly become a brain surgeon or something.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Besides, I didn't have your mobile number.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33How's the lovely Ros?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Yeah, she's great.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Still doing that job where she asks people shit all day?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Market research - it's vital work, I'll have you know!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Tinned cherries this week.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Really?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47She hates it, to be fair.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52She gets her kicks running marathons now.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Marathons?- Yeah, yeah. She's really good at it. She's done nine already.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58She loves it. She goes all over the world.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Berlin this year.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Nice city, Berlin.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- You been?- Twice. Once with me mum to Lichtenberg,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09and the second time was a sex party in Spandau.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Which was the best?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Spandau shaded it, but I didn't get as much sightseeing done.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17THEY LAUGH
0:14:25 > 0:14:27It's late. Is she expecting you?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Not unless she's clairvoyant.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32You didn't tell her you were coming out?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34You know me mum - if it doesn't come with ice and lemon,
0:14:34 > 0:14:36she's not interested.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38What happened to Sarah?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41We kept in touch. I'll go round there tomorrow,
0:14:41 > 0:14:42make my play.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45There's a room at ours, you know. I mean, we could...
0:14:46 > 0:14:50..have a drink and... Like old times.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Old times.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I want him out of here.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- He's my friend.- Friend! You haven't seen him in years.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10We grew up together. You haven't seen Heidi for years
0:15:10 > 0:15:11but she's still your friend.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Heidi is not a criminal.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16It's a bit of stealing, you know.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- He's not like a mass murderer, is he?- He's an armed robber.- Ssh!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22And he's been in prison and he's served his time.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24So unless he's got a Kalashnikov down his trousers,
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- I think we're all right. - I want him out of here.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Tough.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Shit!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37So, what are you going to do now you're out?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40I haven't a clue. MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Join the rat race, like the rest of us?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Yeah, I suppose, yeah. Something like that, yeah.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48See, my problem is I've always wanted excitement.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51I look at ordinary people's lives, getting up early,
0:15:51 > 0:15:54having some boss to answer to, and having to talk shit with
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Julie from Accounts, and I just think, "Nah, you're all right."
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- You've had a good run, though, eh? - What?
0:16:00 > 0:16:04I had the greatest life, and then you get banged up,
0:16:04 > 0:16:07and all of a sudden you've got plenty of time to think about stuff.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I've got no life.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13I've got no kids, no...house to call me own.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I should have just been like you, just been normal.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Yeah, well, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21You know, people puking in my cab,
0:16:21 > 0:16:24getting abuse, you know, people arguing
0:16:24 > 0:16:26because the meter starts at two quid.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29And then I get home and...
0:16:30 > 0:16:32What?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36No, it's just, er, we've been married a long time, you know?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42I'm bored. Well, it's boring anyway.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Sometimes I feel like just putting my foot down
0:16:46 > 0:16:48and go charging into the nearest wall.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Maybe I'll take the bus next time, then, eh?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55And the worst bit is, you know, there's no sign of it changing soon.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Oh, here you are.- Cheers.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08HE TURNS UP THE MUSIC
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Hi. Sit down. Hiya.- Hiya.- Hi.- Hi!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Tinned cherries, is it?
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Please don't talk to the samplers. Where is he?- Who?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Oh, don't play games with me, Vince, I haven't got the time.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Where's the criminal?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- I sent him home.- Good. Thank you.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Promise me one thing - if he contacts you again, tell him
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- we don't want him in our life. - Sure, yeah.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35If you promise to do the same to your sister.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Hi! Right...
0:17:57 > 0:17:59DOOR OPENS
0:17:59 > 0:18:01DOOR CLOSES
0:18:02 > 0:18:03DOOR OPENS
0:18:04 > 0:18:06All right?
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Tea?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Aw, what? You're a life-saver.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14How was that, all right?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Yeah, you know what, surprisingly comfy.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Mind you, compared to prison it's like The Ritz.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25And SHE kept me company.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- You haven't, have you? - Might have stroked it, yeah.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30THEY LAUGH
0:18:32 > 0:18:34What's all this art doing here anyway?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36It's Tim's.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Oh, right.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Where is he now, uni?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44No, he's just travelling, you know?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Listen, you know all that stuff I was talking about last night?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Just forget it. It was the whisky talking.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Yeah, I know that.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Cos we're fine, honestly.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Get dressed. I'll take you to your mum's, all right?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Could you drop us at Sarah's?
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Yeah, no problem.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09She wrote to you, then, all the time you were inside?
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Oh, yeah. Constant letters.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14She's a lovely way with words, though, hasn't she?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Some of it's filthy, mind.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Like Fifty Shades Of Col.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21HE LAUGHS
0:19:27 > 0:19:30What the...? Craig?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Col...
0:19:32 > 0:19:33What's, er...?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I'm living here.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Living here, like...?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Like, living here.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Sarah!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41What is it, babe?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49It's mine.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Er, you were inside, sorry.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Drive.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Sorry, mate. That was a bit of a kick in the bollocks, wasn't it?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Let's get a drink some time, shall we?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Yeah. All right, yeah.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48SIREN BLARES
0:21:10 > 0:21:11SHE SIGHS
0:21:13 > 0:21:15HORNS BEEP
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I wouldn't have come this way.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Nah, don't take it from him, mate. He's a knobhead.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33No, honestly, he's a knobhead.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Ronnie, Ronnie, listen. He's a knobhead.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Ronnie, listen to me. The man is a knobhead...
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Knobhead. He's a knobhead, Ronnie. Listen to me, what I'm saying.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Ronnie, hang on a second. Driver, why have we not turned left back there?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- What do you mean? - If you'd gone left back there,
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- we could've cut this lot out. - That road's blocked off, mate.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58It opened last Monday. The roadworks are finished.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I'm going to have to ring you back. This idiot's gone the wrong way.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03You can walk if you want.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05What? In this weather! Yeah, nice one!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09RHYTHMIC THUDDING
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- TV:- '..this, the famous Park Guell,
0:22:16 > 0:22:19'the Art Deco masterpiece by the architect Antonio Gaudi.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22'It's one of 60 parks in the city.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26'His work is seen all over Barcelona.'
0:22:30 > 0:22:31PHONE BEEPS
0:22:43 > 0:22:45They're a good bunch of lads.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47You'll like them, especially The Horse.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50The Horse? Why do they call him that? Is he well hung?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52No, he looks like Shergar!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54THEY LAUGH
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Colly, baby! How are you?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- How was Butlins?- Piece of cake.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Did all my presents get through? - They did. Very much appreciated.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13This is my mate, Vince.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Hello, Vince.- Hi.- It's a pleasure to meet you.- Likewise.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Do you like poker?- Yeah, yeah. I love poker, yeah.- Good.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23But before you play, remember this -
0:23:23 > 0:23:27we lose because we TOLD ourselves we lost.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Tolstoy.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Come on.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Ah, you know the shoe drill? - Eh...take your shoes off.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45CHATTER, LAUGHTER
0:23:45 > 0:23:48MUSIC: Get Up And Get It by Jackie Mittoo
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Aces...
0:24:34 > 0:24:35'Ey-up.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I'm supposed to be off this.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Me and the girlfriend are trying for a baby - IVF, the works...
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Right.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Apparently it slows my swimmers down.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Col tells me you're a driver.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08A cabbie, yeah.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Cabbie? Good money?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14No. It's crap.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Too bad. The people who know how to run this country
0:25:18 > 0:25:20are driving cabs and cutting hair.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Was that Tolstoy?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27George Burns.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30You have a lot of those.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31I study philosophy.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39How would you like to earn yourself a bit extra?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- Doing what?- Driving.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Driving for who?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Me.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Involving what?
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Exactly what you do now - picking people up, dropping people off.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53What, just driving?
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Just driving. Nothing more, nothing less.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Except...sometimes...
0:26:01 > 0:26:03you might have to drive a bit faster.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11No way. No way.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Just calm down, eh?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15You off your head?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17I thought you were supposed to be going straight.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19How am I supposed to say no to these guys, eh?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- I thought you said you were sick of being ordinary.- I am.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24That doesn't mean to say I want to be extraordinary in prison, do I?!
0:26:24 > 0:26:25And how about you?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28You've just got out. How was your six years? You ready for some more?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30What's my choices, Vince?
0:26:30 > 0:26:31You know what I mean?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Some bullshit job?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I'm a criminal, it's what I do. And I'm good at it.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Oh, yeah. So why did you get caught?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- That wasn't my fault.- Listen, if you want to go back to it, you do it,
0:26:45 > 0:26:47but don't drag me back with you, all right?
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Ah, come on. It's good money, mate.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Or are you happy being piss poor all your life?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Come on, it's just driving. It could be anything.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56You know, dropping him off at Glasgow.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58You'll pick him up when he's pissed, picking up packages...
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Yeah. Containing what?
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Come on, he's a businessman - that's how you've gotta think of it.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Come on, it'll be a laugh,
0:27:08 > 0:27:10living a life, like when we were in our teens.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13We were kids.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17You know, just knobheads. We didn't know any better.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20It's the happiest we've ever been.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22No. All right?
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Just, you know, read my lips. N-O. No way. All right? Get out.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29All right. I'll tell 'em you're sleeping on it, then, yeah?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Ah, Col...
0:27:40 > 0:27:41MAN GROANS
0:27:41 > 0:27:44You all right, mate?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Sex injury.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Sex injury? Who from?
0:27:49 > 0:27:50I forget her name.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Honest to God, you've never seen anything like it. She were feral.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56My todger looks like a dog's been at it.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58- Sounds great.- It was.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01I think I might have a bit of a masochist thing going on.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Can I ask you something?
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Fire away.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Were you bored?
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Was I bored? How do you mean?
0:28:07 > 0:28:09You know, before you left Cindy,
0:28:09 > 0:28:12before you started all this no-strings internet stuff.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Were you bored?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Out of my mind.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Not any more, mate. Spring lamb.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20A bouncing lamb.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21HE GROANS
0:28:50 > 0:28:52THUNDER RUMBLES
0:28:55 > 0:28:57KNOCK ON WINDOW
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Come on! Come on!
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Open up!
0:29:01 > 0:29:02Please!
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Sorry, girls. I'm not insured. I can't pick you up off the street.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08- Oh, go on. We're only going to Northenden.- I can't, can I?
0:29:08 > 0:29:09Please! It's freezing!
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Please. We'd be very grateful. It's freezing out here.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16- No-one's looking.- Come on. - All right. Get in quick.- Yes!
0:29:16 > 0:29:18GIGGLING
0:29:27 > 0:29:30- I've got no money. - You said you had!- No, I never!
0:29:30 > 0:29:33Er...you did!
0:29:33 > 0:29:34You're going to have to shag him!
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Er...YOU will!
0:29:36 > 0:29:37No! Don't think so!
0:29:37 > 0:29:40LAUGHTER
0:29:40 > 0:29:43Hey! What you doing?
0:29:43 > 0:29:46If you've got no money, piss off out of it.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49You can't chuck us out here. We'll get murdered!
0:29:49 > 0:29:52I heard what you were saying, all right?
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Can you just hurry up, only I really need a pee.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56This is my job, all right? It's my living.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58If you didn't have any money,
0:29:58 > 0:30:02- you shouldn't have got into my cab. - No, really. I'm desperate.- Urgh!
0:30:02 > 0:30:05LAUGHTER
0:30:05 > 0:30:07- Hey! What are you doing? - What does it look like?
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Get out! Get out!
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Hey! Come on! Hey!
0:30:13 > 0:30:14Stop it! Come on!
0:30:14 > 0:30:16Out, you dirty bitch!
0:30:16 > 0:30:17LAUGHTER
0:30:17 > 0:30:19Out the cab!
0:30:19 > 0:30:21Out now!
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- Home, James!- Get out of my cab! - TYRES HISS
0:30:24 > 0:30:25Hey!
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Come here!
0:30:32 > 0:30:35- TYRES HISS - Hey!
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Come here!
0:30:37 > 0:30:39I want my money!
0:30:39 > 0:30:41I'm going to call the police on you.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44All right! I'll give you what I've got!
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Give us it!
0:30:46 > 0:30:49COINS LAND ON ROAD
0:30:49 > 0:30:50GIGGLING
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Argh!
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Oh!
0:30:54 > 0:30:57Hey! Hey! That's my money! Come here!
0:30:57 > 0:30:59THEY LAUGH AND SQUEAL
0:30:59 > 0:31:01- Oh!- Get lost, loser!
0:31:28 > 0:31:33We'll work on an as-and-when basis. When I need you, I call you on this.
0:31:38 > 0:31:42You never ring me, hm? Unless it's urgent.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45And if you do, only on that.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Um... Was it one sugar or two?
0:31:48 > 0:31:50- One.- Two for me.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57- Where was I?- Not to phone you, unless it's urgent.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Right.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03And when I call you, I need to know you'll be there.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07I need to know I can rely on you.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Yeah, you can.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Good.
0:32:14 > 0:32:18To be honest, most of the time, the job you'll be doing is not that
0:32:18 > 0:32:20different to what you're doing now.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22It's a driving job, plain and simple.
0:32:26 > 0:32:30- What about the pay? - Oh, don't worry. You'll get sorted.
0:32:36 > 0:32:40Thing I don't get is, you're Mr Ordinary one day,
0:32:40 > 0:32:43then the next...not.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45How does that work out?
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Right, Vince. That's you.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Thanks.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58Horse.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Lovely, thanks.
0:33:01 > 0:33:02Colin.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Ta.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07And here you are, Darren. That's your one, mate.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13Why do I get this one?
0:33:13 > 0:33:15- HE CHUCKLES - I chose them at random.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19- I just need a slash... - Oh, yeah. Out there on the left.
0:33:19 > 0:33:20Right, yeah.
0:33:29 > 0:33:30So, am I back in?
0:33:32 > 0:33:36Everyone deserves second chances. But not for the same mistakes.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Is that a yes or no?
0:33:50 > 0:33:52HE LAUGHS
0:33:52 > 0:33:54You're back in.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00But if he screws up, it's your neck.
0:34:11 > 0:34:12Philosophy, my arse.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19Oh, nice motor, man!
0:34:19 > 0:34:22She's been fully worked over, so the police aren't looking for her.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25But don't park her too near your house. Use your brains.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28We change the plates regularly, so she can't be traced.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31- Can you drive the cab back for me? - Oh, great(!) I get the shitty ride.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Nice, eh?- Yeah, fantastic. - It's all yours.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45- I need to know I can trust you. - Yeah, you can.
0:34:47 > 0:34:51- I hope so. - What happened to your last driver?
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Personal problems.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26CAR ALARM BLEEPS
0:35:50 > 0:35:52What is it this time? Let me guess.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54Spray-on curtains, self-cleaning bath mats...
0:35:54 > 0:35:56You'd better talk to your daughter.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Katie?
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Go screw yourself!
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Hey, what's the matter? Come on!
0:36:16 > 0:36:20Katie, come on, open the door. What's the matter?
0:36:21 > 0:36:23He's dumped me, Dad!
0:36:23 > 0:36:28Because of you! Because you're so weird towards him!
0:36:28 > 0:36:30And now he's started flirting with Jane Tyler!
0:36:35 > 0:36:37No wonder Tim left.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40Because he couldn't stand another minute with you!
0:36:40 > 0:36:41Hey!
0:36:41 > 0:36:45Open the door! Take that back! Come on, Katie!
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Katie, take that back. Come on.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51Katie, take it back. You know why he left.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05'As a society, we are outraged by the idea of human cloning.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08'And yet, that's exactly what parenting is.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11'People want to create new versions of themselves.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14'But this pressure to be what our mother and father expects...'
0:37:53 > 0:37:55BRAKES SCREECH
0:38:12 > 0:38:15PHONE RINGS
0:38:30 > 0:38:31Hello?
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Eight rings!
0:38:33 > 0:38:36You'll have to do better than that.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39Get over here as soon as you can.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Fancy a walk?
0:38:49 > 0:38:51Come on, I need you out.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Come on. You and all, come on.
0:38:53 > 0:38:54Come on, out you get.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56That's good.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE
0:39:06 > 0:39:09CAR ALARM
0:39:11 > 0:39:14ENGINE STARTS
0:39:22 > 0:39:23You know where that is?
0:39:25 > 0:39:27- Yeah.- Well, let's go!
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Just Darren. Woodsy, you stay here.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09RADIO PLAYS QUIETLY
0:40:19 > 0:40:21KNOCK ON DOOR
0:40:24 > 0:40:25Don't ask.
0:40:27 > 0:40:28I wasn't going to.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37He's the middleman on this job that we're planning,
0:40:37 > 0:40:39but I can't tell you any more then that.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44Horse thinks he's either trying to stitch us up or,
0:40:44 > 0:40:46more likely, start an auction.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50- Auction? What, for this job?- Yeah.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53He jumps into bed with whoever offers him the biggest cut.
0:40:53 > 0:40:57Trouble is, he's already shook with the Horse
0:40:57 > 0:41:01and that is it, that's all I can tell you, I can't say any more than that.
0:41:03 > 0:41:04How's your day?
0:41:06 > 0:41:07Fine.
0:41:08 > 0:41:12Jesus, you're a bundle of joy, aren't you?
0:41:12 > 0:41:14No, it's just...
0:41:14 > 0:41:16- What?- Ah...
0:41:16 > 0:41:18- You got kids?- Nah.
0:41:19 > 0:41:23Nah, my bird wanted them, but then she pissed off to Hartlepool, so...
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Why Hartlepool?
0:41:27 > 0:41:30God knows. Must have fancied living down south, innit?
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Hartlepool's up north, it's by Sunderland.
0:41:38 > 0:41:39Is it?
0:41:39 > 0:41:40Yeah.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Bitch.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50She told me it was on the east coast.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Well, it is, but it's on the north-east, you know.
0:41:58 > 0:41:59North-east?
0:42:05 > 0:42:07I didn't even know the north-east had a coast.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16You'd better turn the radio off.
0:42:19 > 0:42:20ENGINE STARTS
0:42:24 > 0:42:25OK, go. Go!
0:42:29 > 0:42:31He's finished.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40MUFFLED CLUB MUSIC
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Oh, ah...
0:42:47 > 0:42:49Spend it wisely.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51And don't wait, we'll be here all night.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00DISTANT LAUGHTER
0:43:18 > 0:43:21HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:43:44 > 0:43:46MUSIC: I'm A Mojo Man by Lonesome Sundown
0:43:50 > 0:43:52# I ain't got no rabbit foot
0:43:52 > 0:43:54# Or no old bone
0:43:54 > 0:43:56# But when I leave you baby
0:43:56 > 0:43:57# You'll be so all alone
0:43:57 > 0:44:00# Cos I'm a mojo man
0:44:01 > 0:44:04# Yes, I'm a mojo man... #
0:44:04 > 0:44:07- Hello.- Can you pick us up? - Where from?- Me mum's.
0:44:07 > 0:44:11- I'm at work, are you paying? - Am I balls.
0:44:11 > 0:44:12Come on, ten minutes, yeah?
0:44:12 > 0:44:14Sure this is a good idea?
0:44:16 > 0:44:19I just need to talk to her without him there.
0:44:19 > 0:44:20To what end?
0:44:22 > 0:44:25What am I supposed to do, Vince? Give up? Move on?
0:44:25 > 0:44:28I love her and he has stolen her off me.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31She's pregnant with his kid, they're living together.
0:44:31 > 0:44:34I don't want to be the voice of doom, but it does look permanent, doesn't it?
0:44:34 > 0:44:35You don't know her.
0:44:35 > 0:44:39She isn't happy with him. She just wanted security.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42She could've shacked up with anyone, couldn't she?
0:44:42 > 0:44:45But she chooses my twin.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47It doesn't take a psychiatrist, she wanted me.
0:44:47 > 0:44:50- He's a me replacement.- Mmm.
0:44:52 > 0:44:56- Can I give her those?- No. They're for my anniversary, put them back.
0:44:57 > 0:44:59How many years?
0:44:59 > 0:45:01Eh? 18.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05So, it's not a big one. VINCE SIGHS
0:45:13 > 0:45:15Sarah.
0:45:15 > 0:45:19- Jesus, Col. Have you been waiting for me?- No, I was just passing.
0:45:19 > 0:45:22Just passing? Where I work, with flowers?
0:45:22 > 0:45:26- Leave me alone, Col.- Please, Sarah, I just want to talk to you.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29You've got from here to my tram stop, start talking.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32OK, look, I got sent down and that was my own stupid fault,
0:45:32 > 0:45:35and you said it would happen and it did, so I don't blame you for moving on,
0:45:35 > 0:45:39for wanting a baby and a life and all the normal things
0:45:39 > 0:45:43normal people have, but did it have to be with our Craig?
0:45:43 > 0:45:46It was just circumstances, I didn't do it to hurt you.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49Sarah, we used to laugh at him, used to joke about how boring he was.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51Col, I'm with Craig.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54- That's all there is to say. - Well, you can still have me.
0:45:56 > 0:46:00Please, Sarah. I'll bring up his baby.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02It'll even look like me.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04I promise I'll give you everything you want.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10I love you. I...love...you.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16You're six years too late, Col.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35TRAM HORN
0:46:40 > 0:46:42You still hate me?
0:46:42 > 0:46:44No, I don't hate you.
0:46:47 > 0:46:51I'm sorry about Ryan, but if he doesn't want to be with you, then he's crazy.
0:46:51 > 0:46:54And you don't want to go out with anybody crazy.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57I'm married to your mother, so trust me, I know.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00Hey, here. Go on, that might cheer you up.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04- What is it?- Go on.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Driving lessons! VINCE LAUGHS
0:47:14 > 0:47:18- Dad! Thank you!- Oh!
0:47:18 > 0:47:21It's not for your birthday, it's just so I don't have to spend any time in a car with you.
0:47:21 > 0:47:24- Where's your mum?- Upstairs. VINCE LAUGHS
0:47:28 > 0:47:29Happy anniversary.
0:47:33 > 0:47:34What?
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Have you forgotten?
0:47:38 > 0:47:40I'm so sorry.
0:47:40 > 0:47:42No. It's...
0:47:44 > 0:47:45- I've been so busy...- No...
0:47:45 > 0:47:49- ..training and with work and everything...- It's OK.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51VINCE LAUGHS
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Hey, it's OK.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56No, no. No, it's not.
0:47:58 > 0:47:59- Ros, come on.- It's...
0:47:59 > 0:48:01Hey, come on, smile.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05- God, I'm so sorry, Vince.- No...
0:48:05 > 0:48:08- How could it not even register? - Don't, don't be silly.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11It's not like it's a big one, is it? What, it's our 18th, what's that?
0:48:11 > 0:48:14It's not like it's the 20th or anything, is it? Come on.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18The flowers are beautiful.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Can I...
0:48:22 > 0:48:24- open the card?- Yeah.
0:48:47 > 0:48:49What's happening to us, Vince?
0:48:52 > 0:48:54We used to be so in love.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:49:02 > 0:49:05- Leave it.- No, I can't, it's work. I can't, can I?
0:49:05 > 0:49:06Leave it...
0:49:06 > 0:49:08PHONE RINGS CONTINUOUSLY
0:49:15 > 0:49:18- Katie's downstairs. - She'll never hear us.
0:49:27 > 0:49:28VINCE GASPS
0:49:30 > 0:49:31VINCE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:49:36 > 0:49:38Come on, come on, come on.
0:49:38 > 0:49:42'I'm disappointed, Vince. I've had to leave a message.
0:49:42 > 0:49:43'Call me. I've got a job.'
0:49:54 > 0:49:56DISTANT BEEPING
0:50:03 > 0:50:06AEROPLANE ENGINE NOISES
0:50:14 > 0:50:16- You the driver?- Yeah.
0:50:17 > 0:50:19- You got the package? - It's in the boot.
0:50:21 > 0:50:24- Nice colour.- Eh?- Inconspicuous.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26- Reverse psychology. - VINCE LAUGHS
0:50:28 > 0:50:30All yours.
0:50:33 > 0:50:36- Do you want to give me a hand? - Weakling.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38It's all right. I've got it. OK.
0:50:40 > 0:50:42MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO
0:50:52 > 0:50:54POLICE SIREN
0:51:03 > 0:51:05INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO
0:51:08 > 0:51:10CAR ENGINE SCREECHES
0:51:50 > 0:51:52CAR HORN Vince?
0:51:53 > 0:51:56He-he! I thought it was you.
0:51:56 > 0:51:57Whose is the motor?
0:51:57 > 0:51:59Yeah, it's a mate of mines.
0:51:59 > 0:52:02He's gone on holiday, he asked me to do a bit of work on it, you know.
0:52:02 > 0:52:05- All right, well, nice wheels. - Yeah. Lucky for some, eh?
0:52:05 > 0:52:06What you doing round here?
0:52:06 > 0:52:10Nothing, I just thought I could hear something knocking in the back there, you know.
0:52:10 > 0:52:11Oh, right.
0:52:11 > 0:52:14- Where you off?- I've got an airport run. You working later?
0:52:14 > 0:52:19- I am, yeah. Listen, I'd better get on. All right?- All right, catch you later.- See you later.- All right.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27Good man.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30Any problems?
0:52:30 > 0:52:31No, nothing.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37Did you...
0:52:37 > 0:52:38did you have a look in it?
0:52:41 > 0:52:43I'm just the driver, aren't I?
0:52:44 > 0:52:46HE LAUGHS
0:52:48 > 0:52:49Well...
0:52:50 > 0:52:52..treat yourself.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03I'll be in touch.
0:53:23 > 0:53:26FAINT MUSIC PLAYS
0:53:28 > 0:53:30Happy anniversary.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36I've booked us a table.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38Thought we could do it properly.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41You can get the night off, can't you?
0:53:41 > 0:53:44- Yeah, that's not a problem.- Cheers. - THEY LAUGH
0:53:46 > 0:53:49I don't want us to be strangers, Vin.
0:53:49 > 0:53:52I think we've been neglecting each other.
0:53:53 > 0:53:55This is when couples fall apart.
0:53:55 > 0:53:58Kids grown-up, leading separate lives...
0:54:00 > 0:54:02I know what you men are like.
0:54:02 > 0:54:05You turn 40 and you want to buy a sports car or screw a barmaid...
0:54:05 > 0:54:06Hey...
0:54:06 > 0:54:09- I don't want a sports car. - THEY LAUGH
0:54:11 > 0:54:14If I promise to try, will you promise to try?
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Yeah, I promise.
0:54:18 > 0:54:19Good.
0:54:23 > 0:54:27Go get a shower. The table's booked for nine. Go on.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29DOORBELL RINGS
0:54:38 > 0:54:39HE WHISTLES
0:54:41 > 0:54:42You're needed.
0:54:47 > 0:54:50- What?- Got to go somewhere, need a driver.
0:54:52 > 0:54:55- The Horse hasn't called me. - No, he told me to come and get you.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58I can't, we're going to dinner.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01- Fine, I'll tell the Horse you said no, then.- No, what is it?
0:55:01 > 0:55:03Make your excuses, I'll see you on the corner.
0:55:13 > 0:55:14Oh, shit.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17- Shit, I'm sorry, I've got a fare. I forgot.- What? Where?
0:55:17 > 0:55:20It's at the airport. Went out of my head, I'm sorry.
0:55:20 > 0:55:21- Who was at the door?- Eh?
0:55:21 > 0:55:25It was just some kids, they got the wrong house, but seeing the cab made me realise.
0:55:25 > 0:55:28- Listen, if I go now I'll be back in time.- Vince...
0:55:28 > 0:55:31- I'll be back in time for the dinner, don't worry.- Vince!
0:55:33 > 0:55:34FRONT DOOR SHUTS
0:55:34 > 0:55:36FAINT CAR RADIO MUSIC
0:55:37 > 0:55:39Who we waiting for?
0:55:40 > 0:55:42He wants me to talk to somebody.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44Who?
0:55:44 > 0:55:46Stop asking questions.
0:55:52 > 0:55:53Are you all right?
0:55:55 > 0:55:57Never better.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00How did it go with Sarah?
0:56:00 > 0:56:02Great, yeah.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04Yeah, couldn't have gone better.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07There's something special between me and Sarah. Always has been.
0:56:19 > 0:56:21Shit!
0:56:27 > 0:56:28WOMAN SCREAMS
0:56:28 > 0:56:30- Hey.- Stop it!
0:56:30 > 0:56:33- Col!- Go now, or you'll get the same.
0:56:33 > 0:56:37- Spring the boot, will you?- What?! - Spring the bloody boot, will you?
0:56:39 > 0:56:40- Come here.- Agh!
0:56:40 > 0:56:43Come on, come on. Help me get him in the car.
0:56:43 > 0:56:46- MAN STRAINS - Hey, hey, stop it, mate.
0:56:46 > 0:56:49- HE SCREAMS - You all right?
0:56:49 > 0:56:51Take that!
0:56:52 > 0:56:55- Help!- Shut up!- Help!- Shut up!
0:56:55 > 0:56:57- Get him inside.- Mind your head, mind.- Oh, God, please!
0:56:57 > 0:56:59Will you leave it?!
0:56:59 > 0:57:02- No, no, no! Don't! - Give me his hands.
0:57:02 > 0:57:05- Hands up.- Just give us your hands, mate. Not too tight, eh?
0:57:05 > 0:57:08- What are you..?- Oh, my God...
0:57:08 > 0:57:11- All right, come on, let's go.- Who is he?- You don't need to know.
0:57:11 > 0:57:13- What's he done? - MAN SCREAMS
0:57:13 > 0:57:16- He's in my boot.- Let me out!- That girl saw our faces.- Let me out!
0:57:16 > 0:57:19Just drive, will you? The Horse wants him finished.
0:57:19 > 0:57:21Help! Help! Help!