Episode 2

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language and some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting

0:00:07 > 0:00:08DOG BARKS

0:00:09 > 0:00:11From the chill down your neck

0:00:11 > 0:00:13to the stain in your pants,

0:00:13 > 0:00:15fear can do many things.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17It can chill... THEY SCREAM

0:00:17 > 0:00:19..thrill... SHE WAILS

0:00:19 > 0:00:20- ..and entertain... - Oh, my God!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23..which is precisely why we're here.

0:00:23 > 0:00:27We've asked amateur film makers to send us their creepiest,

0:00:27 > 0:00:30goriest, and freakiest short horror films

0:00:30 > 0:00:32for your viewing pleasure.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Movies such as Saw and Evil Dead

0:00:36 > 0:00:37both started out as shorts

0:00:37 > 0:00:41before becoming multi-million dollar franchises.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44So we're hoping to find the next horror master

0:00:44 > 0:00:47worthy of a blood-curdling blockbuster.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51MAN YELLS This is The Fear,

0:00:51 > 0:00:53where who scares wins.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Oh, my God!

0:01:07 > 0:01:08THUNDER RUMBLES, DOG BARKS

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Welcome to the screaming room.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17As a kid, many things scare you -

0:01:17 > 0:01:20spiders, PE, weird Uncle Pete.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23As an adult, it's pay-day loans, my waistline,

0:01:23 > 0:01:25and still weird Uncle Pete.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29But what scares an audience of horror fans?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Here they'll be watching a host of terrifying short films,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35they'll vote for the scariest in this special cinema,

0:01:35 > 0:01:38rigged with cameras to catch their every jump...

0:01:38 > 0:01:41YELPING AND SCREAMING ..scream and cry.

0:01:41 > 0:01:46So let's welcome back the horror fans tasked with rating our films...

0:01:48 > 0:01:51..including London boys Antoine, Nick and Daniel,

0:01:51 > 0:01:56who are using the competition to bring themselves closer.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Get the fuck out of here, mate.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Newly-dating Poppy and Joe.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03It's very, very, very easy to scare Poppy.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04SHE YELPS

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Oh, my God, argh!

0:02:07 > 0:02:08No! Stop it!

0:02:09 > 0:02:13I think I'm a tougher scare than she is, definitely.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Bringing a philosophical spin to the experience

0:02:16 > 0:02:18are nurses and besties Aaron and Michelle.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19I want to be scared.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Then I'm left in a puddle of piss.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Yeah, sitting there in your own shit.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26No, I wouldn't... No, it smells more.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29And at two ends of the horror fan spectrum,

0:02:29 > 0:02:31sisters Amelia and Grace.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33I'm basically the person you don't want to sit next to

0:02:33 > 0:02:35if you're going to watch a horror film.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37SHE SCREAMS

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Now you know why we're just in the middle on our own.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45And film buffs Ash and Brad.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47I think it's the hardest thing you can possibly pull off,

0:02:47 > 0:02:49to genuinely scare someone.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51I think you're going to jump today.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- If you jump before I do...- Yep.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56..you have to get my face tattooed on your arm.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58I'll do it on my leg.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Remember, these little monsters

0:03:01 > 0:03:04will be scoring the films on scariness alone

0:03:04 > 0:03:06and all the films are under four minutes

0:03:06 > 0:03:08and made by amateur film makers.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10So onto the first film of the evening.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13It's called Capture and was made by Kiefer McGinn

0:03:13 > 0:03:15and Rachael Hegarty from Ireland.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17She likes taking pictures of dandelions.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20He likes making 3D dogs

0:03:20 > 0:03:22and that is why it works.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Viewers at home, stop looking at Twitter for a second,

0:03:25 > 0:03:28turn the lights off and get ready to get freaked out,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30because it's show time!

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Sh! Sh!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Lizzie?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Lizzie, wake up.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59We're here.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Look.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04LIZZIE YAWNS

0:04:06 > 0:04:08SHE GASPS

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Peter, it's perfect!

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Wow.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Look at this place.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19You like it?

0:04:19 > 0:04:20I love it!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22We finally have a home!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Hey, look what I found.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Whoa!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47FLASH BULB POPS

0:04:56 > 0:04:57FLASH BURSTS

0:05:06 > 0:05:08FLASH BURSTS

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Hello?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Who's there?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29SHE SCREAMS

0:05:29 > 0:05:31SHE WAILS

0:05:31 > 0:05:33SHE HYPERVENTILATES

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Lizzie, Lizzie, what's going on?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38There's a woman in the corridor!

0:05:38 > 0:05:39What?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Lizzie, Lizzie, calm...calm...

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Calm down.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Calm... Calm down!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47There's no-one, there's no-one there.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49There's no-one. There's no-one there, OK?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59See, there's no-one there.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Is the camera there?

0:06:03 > 0:06:04It's right there.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09How did it get there?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Lizzie...

0:06:13 > 0:06:15You must be dreaming, all right?

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Just go back to bed.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Peter?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Hang on, OK?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46SHE MOUTHS SILENTLY

0:06:54 > 0:06:55SCREAM

0:06:55 > 0:06:56HE EXCLAIMS

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Peter!

0:07:03 > 0:07:04SHE WHIMPERS

0:07:04 > 0:07:07SHE SHRIEKS

0:07:09 > 0:07:11What do you want?!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- You! - SHE SCREAMS

0:07:14 > 0:07:15No! No!

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Stop, please!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19No! No!

0:07:19 > 0:07:23No-o-o-o-o-o!

0:07:23 > 0:07:24CREDIT MUSIC PLAYS

0:07:27 > 0:07:28"What do you want?!"

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- BOTH:- "You!"

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Move into a new house and get murdered on your first night.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Good old Irish hospitality at its best there,

0:07:37 > 0:07:40but did it scare the craic out of that lot?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43They're scoring all films on a scariness scale of one to ten.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45At the end of the competition,

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Blair Witch Project's co-director Eduardo Sanchez

0:07:47 > 0:07:51will view the three scariest films and pick the ultimate winner.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54He'll take that lucky director a step closer to Hollywood

0:07:54 > 0:07:57with £20,000 worth of support

0:07:57 > 0:07:59for their next fright-fest.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03So, did our first film of the night capture the audience's heart?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- It was scary.- That film there, that was top notch, to be fair.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I had a brief look around during the film

0:08:12 > 0:08:15and noticed that people were really on the edge of their seats.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17This film had quite a few jumps.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Oh!- Oh!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21It made me jump, like, four times,

0:08:21 > 0:08:23so I thought it was really scary.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25WOMAN SCREAMING

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Oh, my God!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29The big old country house in the middle of nowhere was

0:08:29 > 0:08:32certainly classic horror film fodder.

0:08:32 > 0:08:38I would never live in an old mansion because...you're asking for trouble.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42If the poltergeist doesn't get you, the heating bills will.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45I know. We're finally home.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh, it's perfect! And then, I'm, like,

0:08:47 > 0:08:50"Who the fuck buys a house without consulting their wife nowadays?"

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Exactly.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Who's there? - WOMAN SCREAMING

0:08:54 > 0:08:57If I went for a weekend away with Joe, I'd make sure

0:08:57 > 0:08:59- he's the one that dies.- Wow.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02You know, you've got to look after yourself.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Ah, who said romance is dead? Probably Joe, that's who.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Still, if you're going to get tormented and brutally murdered

0:09:11 > 0:09:13by an evil entity, there's solace in a familiar face.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15You.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16I think the ghost in that film

0:09:16 > 0:09:18definitely looked like Marilyn Manson.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21It was disgusting, to be fair.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23No offence to Marilyn Manson.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29The lady looked a little bit like Amelia, going to be honest here.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- I mean it in a nice way.- Is there a nice way to go about that?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35MEOW! Moving on.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Capture seemed to make an impression with our cinemagoers,

0:09:38 > 0:09:41but was it enough to net a place on the competition leaderboard?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Stay with us, because we'll be revealing all the scores

0:09:45 > 0:09:46at the end of the show.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48# La, la, la, la, la-la-la. #

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Our next film is called Chestwyrm

0:09:52 > 0:09:55and was directed by teacher Gary Rogers.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58It really makes you wonder what kind of education our kids are getting

0:09:58 > 0:10:01when you see what's on their teachers' minds.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Be warned, the following film contains scenes of a graphic nature.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14ALARM BLARES

0:10:16 > 0:10:20It's been three months since I left this shithole.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Three fucking months.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23HE COUGHS

0:10:39 > 0:10:40HE COUGHS AND RETCHES

0:10:40 > 0:10:41I can't leave.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Every time I get close, it stops me.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48HE COUGHS AND SPITS

0:10:53 > 0:10:57It can fucking hear what I'm thinking.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00What are you? Why are you keeping me here?!

0:11:12 > 0:11:14I want out of here.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17I hate this fucking thing.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I don't know how much more of this I can take.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I went crazy after the first week

0:11:28 > 0:11:30and now...

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Now, I'm just praying for it all to end.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39One way or another, I'm going to die in here.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Yeah! Do you like that, eh?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46You like that, you fucker?!

0:11:46 > 0:11:47CREATURE SCREECHES

0:11:58 > 0:12:02It doesn't matter that I'm dying.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04I'm out of that thing.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Squashed...

0:12:07 > 0:12:09but free at last.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Oh, my God. - HE LAUGHS

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Oh, my God.- That was gross!

0:12:49 > 0:12:51- That was so gross.- That was so gory.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53You almost died in that one.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56HE WHIMPERS

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Wow. That was probably the goriest film

0:13:01 > 0:13:03we've had in the competition so far

0:13:03 > 0:13:07and with reactions that good, it would be rude not to see them again.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11So, here's Michelle and her popcorn slowly becoming one.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Ah! AHHH!

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Poppy turning into an "Oh, my God" gif, or jif, or whatever.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Oh, my God!

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Oh, my God!

0:13:24 > 0:13:28And Amelia doing...I don't know.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31What is he? Is that a worm?!

0:13:32 > 0:13:35I'd say, yes, Amelia, that was a worm.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39And while all that was going on, this is how Ash reacted.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42HE LAUGHS

0:13:42 > 0:13:46That sicko looked like he was in the Adam Sandler matinee next door

0:13:46 > 0:13:47and that's why we like him.

0:13:47 > 0:13:52I'll never unsee what I witnessed on that screen. It was disgusting.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55SHE STAMMERS

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Do you just want a second to gather yourself a little bit?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00I'm going to be sick!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05But if Chestwyrm had our audience feeling rank,

0:14:05 > 0:14:07spare a thought for the film's lead character.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Yeah, at the beginning of the film, you do wonder if he's just hungover

0:14:11 > 0:14:13and he's had a bit of a mental night, don't you?

0:14:13 > 0:14:17I've certainly woken up on numerous occasions feeling as bad as he did.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20I really felt for him, like, I wanted to give him a hug.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23He had a really nice voice as well, which helped.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25I don't know how much more of this I can take.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Hold on, who had the nice voice?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30In amongst all the blood and worm guts, Amelia missed the twist,

0:14:30 > 0:14:32but in fairness, she wasn't alone.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34There was a twist? Did you get it?

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- I'm asking you, did you two get the twist?- What was the twist?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Now I'm just praying for it all to end.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43I had a feeling early on, maybe this first person voice we're hearing

0:14:43 > 0:14:45is actually something inside him.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48When the twist arrives that it's actually the worm

0:14:48 > 0:14:51inside the guy who's narrating and that's why he wants to get out,

0:14:51 > 0:14:54I thought that was a really, really good twist.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Squashed, but free at last.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Oh, yeah, the little worm. Oh.- Oh!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03The worm was the voice!

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Ew! The worm had such a good-looking voice.

0:15:07 > 0:15:12So it had twists and worms, but did it deliver on the fear front?

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Chestwyrm is actually a pretty great short film.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Films I've watched at home have never made me react that way.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19(I'm going to be sick!)

0:15:19 > 0:15:22I actually can't stop thinking about this film.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25It's still in my mind, so I think that's a good sign,

0:15:25 > 0:15:26cos it shocked us.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32Well, we'll be seeing later whether Chestwyrm's shock and gore tactics

0:15:32 > 0:15:35were enough for it to wriggle its way into contention.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Our next film tonight, Visitation, promises to be short,

0:15:45 > 0:15:48but hopefully not very sweet.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Directed by 22-year-old Welsh YouTuber Sam Evans,

0:15:51 > 0:15:52who works in a tiny room.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57We must warn you, this one is very dark, so turn the lights down,

0:15:57 > 0:16:01don't adjust the volume and keep your eyes locked to the screen.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18HAUNTING MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:41 > 0:16:43SILENCE

0:17:40 > 0:17:42EERIE MUSIC

0:17:58 > 0:18:00SCREAMING IN CINEMA

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Are you all right? Do you just need a moment to gather yourself now?

0:18:15 > 0:18:16That one actually made me jump.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Incredibly simple yet remarkably effective,

0:18:21 > 0:18:23like a windmill or a kick to the nuts.

0:18:23 > 0:18:28But did Visitation's little visitor fire up the fear in our audience?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31For me personally, that's my type of film. I like the simplicity.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34There's not much going on, so your brain's really doing

0:18:34 > 0:18:36the working of what's going to happen next.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37So when it did happen...

0:18:37 > 0:18:38SCREAMING

0:18:38 > 0:18:40..it was like, "OK, boom, bam."

0:18:40 > 0:18:42- You wasn't scared this time? - No, I wasn't scared.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46- You didn't flinch?- No, of course. - I felt something, but OK. Yeah.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Then again, obviously, I wasn't scared,

0:18:48 > 0:18:49cos, then again, I was sneezing.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Eh, bruv.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55I thought it was going to absolutely terrify me.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58I was on edge on the basis of the name.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01That kind of started to tap into my whole alien fear.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Oh, fuck.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06It's going to be aliens.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09But I was pretty happy when it turned out to be demons,

0:19:09 > 0:19:13cos I didn't want to look stupid on telly when I started to cry.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15I thought something was going to happen at the door,

0:19:15 > 0:19:18and then when that face just came up right in front, I mean...

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Oh, wow.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20- SHE SCREAMS - Oh!

0:19:20 > 0:19:21HE LAUGHS

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Ah, yes - the creature.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28A little cutie as far as I'm concerned, but then...I have issues.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30The monster looked like a Freddy Krueger head,

0:19:30 > 0:19:31but it was still good.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33It was a good head.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40It was a little bit like a rotting demon boner.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45THEY LAUGH

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Right.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Rotting demon boners aside,

0:19:48 > 0:19:52could this basic beauty of a movie prove to be a game-changer?

0:19:52 > 0:19:53SCREAMING

0:19:53 > 0:19:55This film definitely made me

0:19:55 > 0:19:58think more about what's needed for a film to be scary,

0:19:58 > 0:20:01because this was so simple, no dialogue, one take,

0:20:01 > 0:20:03and it was probably the scariest one.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Yeah.- Oh, it was so scary.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07You know it's coming, but it still gets you.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13So Visitation left our audience jumpier than a cricket on a campfire,

0:20:13 > 0:20:16but did it do enough to earn a place on the leaderboard?

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Find out at the end of the show.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Yeah, mate.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33I need some more popcorn.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Want some popcorn? - Yes. No, I've got some.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Amelia, really? Seriously? Amelia, please.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40- OK, it's just popcorn.- Amelia!

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- AMELIA LAUGHS - Stop it.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44My ice gems are all gone.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55Remember, this competition isn't just about scaring you for fun.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57The three films that terrify our audience the most

0:20:57 > 0:21:01will be shown to Blair Witch co-director Eduardo Sanchez,

0:21:01 > 0:21:05who will choose one to win £20,000 worth of support.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09That would be bellissimo news to the maker of our final film tonight.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12It's Federico Sfascia from Italia.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Federico appears to live in a dark attic with his cats,

0:21:14 > 0:21:17drawings of girls and his Doctor Who notebook.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Well, film geeks are the same all over the world.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23And trust me, it takes one to know one.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Anyway, here's his film - D.S.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32- I don't think... - Oh...

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Dun-dun-dun-dun! - Heee!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37You know this cinema is haunted, right?

0:21:39 > 0:21:41GLASS SHATTERS

0:21:48 > 0:21:51PHONE RINGS

0:21:56 > 0:21:58PHONE BEEPS

0:22:04 > 0:22:07PHONE RINGS

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Is this a comedy?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15PHONE BEEPS

0:22:19 > 0:22:22PHONE RINGS

0:22:29 > 0:22:32RINGING CONTINUES

0:22:37 > 0:22:38PHONE BEEPS

0:22:38 > 0:22:40HE SCREAMS

0:22:40 > 0:22:42JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:49 > 0:22:51CACKLING

0:22:55 > 0:22:57HE SCREAMS

0:22:57 > 0:23:00JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

0:23:10 > 0:23:12CACKLING

0:23:17 > 0:23:19CLATTERING

0:23:26 > 0:23:28HE LAUGHS

0:23:32 > 0:23:35BEEPING

0:23:44 > 0:23:46CACKLING

0:24:03 > 0:24:06PHONE BEEPS

0:24:20 > 0:24:23CACKLING

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Oh, my God!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36That was so bizarre!

0:24:36 > 0:24:39That was my favourite one. That was my actual favourite.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Of course it was your favourite one. It panders to all your tastes.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- I know!- Juvenile idiot.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- The film or me? - Both.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Juvenile and idiotic!

0:24:50 > 0:24:54Not a great three-word review, but did the rest of the audience agree?

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Demon Sitter, what was this?

0:24:59 > 0:25:03It was like a piece of art and at the same time, it was a mess.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05I loved it so much!

0:25:05 > 0:25:08I don't know what it was meant to be.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10I hope it was meant to be funny,

0:25:10 > 0:25:12because I laughed my arse off all the way through it.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14I was like, "Ah!"

0:25:14 > 0:25:15I've never seen her so happy

0:25:15 > 0:25:18after the end of a film that's supposed to scare you!

0:25:18 > 0:25:22I just loved it, I want to watch it again and again.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Yes, fun to watch, but would you be comfortable

0:25:25 > 0:25:28telling those demon critters it's bedtime at eight?

0:25:28 > 0:25:31I don't think I'd ever want to babysit Satan's babies

0:25:31 > 0:25:33and I hope I never have to!

0:25:33 > 0:25:36I thought they were cute in a way.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Ratty little things.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39It's kind of cuddly.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41As long as it didn't bite your tongue out.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Ooh!

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Have you ever had a bad kisser like that? All tongue?

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Washing machine.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Spin cycle.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53I wouldn't mind some demons looking after me!

0:25:53 > 0:25:55- I'd quite like that. - What'd you feed them though?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Meat, probably. Ask Satan.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59I ain't got his number.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01It made me chuckle so much.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05I think I liked it because it was different.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08That is everything I love about the horror comedy genre. It's superb.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12I'm pretty sure that DS notched up more LOLs than scares,

0:26:12 > 0:26:16so I'm intrigued to see how that rates for fear factor,

0:26:16 > 0:26:18and with tonight's final scores in,

0:26:18 > 0:26:23it's time to take a look at all the films to see how they scored.

0:26:27 > 0:26:33So, in fourth place is critter comedy DS.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37If you're watching, film-maker, I adored your film,

0:26:37 > 0:26:40but it just wasn't scary and that's what we're judging it on.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Next up, in third, is Visitation.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46I don't think it made me very scared.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50I just think it made me jump because it was so...in your face.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54So, who finished top? The one with the worm or the one with the camera?

0:26:54 > 0:26:57In at 2, it's Chestwyrm.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59I don't think I've ever been

0:26:59 > 0:27:02affected by a gory film like that, ever.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05Which makes Capture our scariest film of the night.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10I think Capture is quite a strong contender for being able

0:27:10 > 0:27:12to win this competition.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15So, in the overall top three, What It Wants is out,

0:27:15 > 0:27:17and with a score of 6.9,

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Capture sits pretty at number 2.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25So, congratulations to Capture, but for how long?

0:27:25 > 0:27:29Will it still be there after next week's terrifying treats?

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Coming soon...

0:27:31 > 0:27:32This was weird.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34It was really unnecessary!

0:27:34 > 0:27:37That is just evil.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Oh, my God!

0:27:40 > 0:27:42I didn't see it coming, no.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44- What would you have done? - Weed myself.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Jesus Christ!

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Wow.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52The audience lost their minds.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54What? What is that?

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Until then, sleep tight.