Anouk

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Anouk's beau, the soap star.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06- Can I have your picture? - It's a very good show.

0:00:06 > 0:00:10Anouk on that stupid soap opera - she's wasting her talent, right?

0:00:10 > 0:00:12She could do a lot of different things.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14She's already started on a novel.

0:00:14 > 0:00:18- I hear you're giving up smoking. - You should too, if you're going to keep up with Wonder Boy.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21- No!- Put it down! - Hey! That's enough, OK?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31NARRATOR: 'Anouk didn't really see the slap when it happened.

0:01:31 > 0:01:36'Instead, she was noticing something altogether more alarming.'

0:01:36 > 0:01:39CONSTERNATION AND SLAPPING

0:01:39 > 0:01:41GARY: Fucking animal! Hey, touch my kid...

0:01:41 > 0:01:43The main thing is that Hugo's OK.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46He's not OK, Anouk. How the hell is he OK?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Sanctimonious prick. I should've smashed his fuckin' skull in.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Go home, have a bath, no-one will even remember.- Move, move!- Gary!

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Give me the keys - you're not driving this car. - How can you defend him?

0:01:56 > 0:01:57I'm not defending anybody.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- It wasn't your fault, baby, OK? - Maybe we shouldn't talk about this right now.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Now, later - what does that even matter?- I'm just saying with Hugo,

0:02:05 > 0:02:07let's not escalate this.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09You know what? Give me a break, OK? We're all upset.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12I'll just drive, shall I?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17So, that was full-on today.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Oh! Full-on over-reaction.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23That's my friend Rosie for you.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Poor Aish.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28She's been planning that party for months. She must be furious.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38Have to say, you were the only one who behaved brilliantly.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Thanks.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47- So Gary's a bit of a dickhead. - Creatively thwarted.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52He's usually fine...ish.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54In fact...

0:02:55 > 0:02:57..nobody's usually that bad.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00You know, you don't seem the same age as them at all.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Well, I am.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18See what was going on with Hector today, with that blonde girl?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23I wasn't imagining it, was I?

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Sometimes, I have no idea if you are even listening.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53MUSIC: "Queen Of Hearts" by Bridezilla

0:03:56 > 0:03:58SHE PANTS

0:04:05 > 0:04:07SHE GROANS

0:04:24 > 0:04:26SHE GIGGLES

0:04:34 > 0:04:37SHE PANTS

0:04:41 > 0:04:42PHONE BLEEPS

0:04:46 > 0:04:48BLEEPING CONTINUES

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Don't... - SHE YELLS PLAYFULLY

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- ..touch that!- Ow!- You dare!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55SHE GIGGLES

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- BLEEPING CONTINUES - Oh, Jesus.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- PHONE BLEEPS - You're beeping my brain.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13PHONE RINGS

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Mum, I'm at work.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Yeah, I know, it's... It's late.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22SHE SIGHS

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Sorry. You OK?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Yeah, I can...- Go work on your book.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30What is it?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Yeah.- Go work on your book.- Yes.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Work on your book. - Hang on. Hang on a sec.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Yeah.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43No.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10SHE SIGHS

0:06:20 > 0:06:24LAPTOP BLEEPS REPEATEDLY

0:06:33 > 0:06:36TRAIN RUMBLES PAST

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh, Jesus, babe.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Hey.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08I'm fine. Just...

0:07:08 > 0:07:10too much wine.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Can we call in sick?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19This is what happens when you don't eat enough or exercise.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21I run for the tram!

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Ugh!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28WATER RUNS

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Hi.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Help me with this?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I brought you the papers.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, please. What's wrong?

0:07:56 > 0:08:01- God, you look dreadful - let me feel your glands.- Leave my glands.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02I'm just hung over.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04It was Hector's 40th yesterday.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06So you did drugs. That's why you look like shit?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09I didn't do drugs.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I wish I had done drugs.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16They're all families now, Mum, it's...

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I don't think Aish has done a drug in years.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21It's which school and how much sugar, which apparently is a drug now,

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- and who grinds their own millet flour.- You been checking your breasts?- Mm!

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Since I was 12. You know what really freaks a kid out, Mum?

0:08:30 > 0:08:35Telling them they might be carrying the breast cancer gene when they don't even have any breasts yet.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Well, we're Ashkenazi - we do carry it.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Sorry. I worked till 4am.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Well...

0:08:42 > 0:08:45if you didn't do that job. 12 for a magazine!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Why's Marla not here?

0:08:47 > 0:08:48I fired her.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50I thought you liked her.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Couldn't bear her... hovering over me with those beady eyes one more day.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Fine.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- And she smelled.- Great(!)

0:08:57 > 0:09:03- Well, I'll get you another carer. - I don't need anybody, Anouk. I'm perfectly content by myself.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04We have a great time, myself and I.

0:09:04 > 0:09:09- You can't live alone here - what if something happened?- You live alone. - Yeah, but I'm NOT alone.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- I'm happy, if that matters.- He certainly takes up a lot of time.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Considering you think I spend most of my time exporting stupidity to the masses,

0:09:19 > 0:09:22does the existence of Rhys really keep you awake at night?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27I'm calling the agency.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Would you prefer a man this time?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- < ROSIE:- Rachel.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Oh. - DOOR CLOSES

0:09:33 > 0:09:36I brought you the yogurt that you like. Oh, hi, Anouk.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41How are you, baby?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43ROSIE CRIES

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Terrible.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49I just took Hugo to the doctor to check for inner-ear damage.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Why? What happened?

0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Didn't Anouk tell you? - I didn't think it was my place.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57He's fine, right?

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Well, they didn't find anything but, you know, they... They still...- I'm late.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Will somebody tell me what's happening?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Bye, Mum.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12It was a personality clash.

0:10:12 > 0:10:17Well, she needs somebody who can look after her without expecting her to look after THEM, you know?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19They can't be needy.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Right, well, can you let me know when you find somebody? Thanks.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27OK. So, last night I was thinking.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30What does B do when she becomes suspicious of Joe's infidelity?

0:10:30 > 0:10:35Well, I used to follow my boyfriend and then once I caught him in a restaurant with a woman.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37That just makes her seem like a psycho.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Only used to follow him as a joke. - OK.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43- Why doesn't she just act like an adult and confront him with the truth?- Coffees.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45What happened?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46The network...

0:10:46 > 0:10:49wants the wedding moved to a different block.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Which block?- 504.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54SHE SIGHS You are kidding me.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57If we're going to move this here, that means you're going to lose

0:10:57 > 0:11:01- the credit-card fraud story and Joe's infidelity that you're so keen on.- I know.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03I trust you'll sort it, though, yeah?

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Let me know if you need anything, gang.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08- I just finished those scripts. - I know.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Right.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Right.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Oh, can I fax what? Oh, I sent that to you ages ago.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- If you're too busy, I can run the story meeting.- Would you please check her file?

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Anouk. - Oh, for fuck's sake, Cooper, what?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Hello! Monday - you're meant to be in the screening room.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Sorry. I'll e-mail you the rest of the notes.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Sure. No worries.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- I've been trying to call you. - I've got to get to a screening.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Yeah, how are you feeling? - We're moving the wedding.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Mm.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46You adrenalin junkie.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Mm.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Mm.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Oi! You OK?- Yeah, I'm just feeling a bit...faint.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Really? Well, maybe you should go to the doctor.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06I've got to...get to this screening.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Anouk Rosen?- Yeah.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45PHONE RINGS

0:12:45 > 0:12:48BOTH PHONES RING

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Aish, it's me.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Call.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Cooper, hi. I can't make the story conference.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33And how was this my fault, Mum?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36You know what? Don't worry about it. I got it covered.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Anouk, thank Christ. Can you do me a favour, watch the kids for an hour?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Please?- I suppose.

0:13:42 > 0:13:47- I have to go to the police station, tell 'em what happened. - Where's Aisha?- Late. Emergency.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Dog swallowed a condom.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Adam. Hello!

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- HE CLAPS - Do you compute? Anouk's here.

0:13:52 > 0:13:58- I'm leaving. Fish fingers for dinner. Everything else is cut up. - You're coming straight back?

0:13:58 > 0:13:59What? Yes.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Yes!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02And don't give 'em any more chocolate.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Melissa.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16I'm starving, Anouk.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- PHONE BLEEPS - Here. Eat this.- Thanks, Anouk.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Oh, for fuck's sake, Cooper!

0:14:37 > 0:14:39The fish sucks.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42What was it like the first time you kissed Rhys?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Can't remember, sweetheart. I was drunk.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48You're funny, Anouk.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52And that smells like totally burning.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Shit. Ah!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Cooper, I've already tried that.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Yes, but it doesn't work.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Thanks, mate. I really appreciate it.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- They'll just have to get married without the long engagement. - Want a beer?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Yep. Talk soon. Bye.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19They really don't help you out in there.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21I was saying, "Mate, my cousin was just defending his son,"

0:15:21 > 0:15:26and the copper goes, "Well, after you stood up, how many metres did you travel?

0:15:26 > 0:15:31"Was that north-east or north-west?" Barely even looked at me. I'm not the guilty one here, mate.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37- Did Aisha ask you to make a statement?- I've already said I don't want to be involved.

0:15:37 > 0:15:42- You're Rosie's friend - tell 'em what you saw.- Frankly, I don't want to tell anyone what I saw yesterday.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45- Hi.- Hi.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46How's that dog?

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Was just telling your husband how lucky he is to have you.- Huh.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Yeah, even go to the cops for your friends.- Oh. How was it?

0:15:54 > 0:15:55What do YOU think?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Got your message. You OK?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yeah. I've got to go.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04No, come talk to me for a second.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Today has been a total nightmare.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13I mean, first Rosie calls me and then...

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Then the police call Hector and I feel like I'm on this runaway train and I can't get off.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Can't believe that Hector went in there today.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23His mum has been calling non-stop.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27You know, she is furious with me because she thinks that

0:16:27 > 0:16:30somehow I'm not supporting the family.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32What they don't get is that Rosie is like my family.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36I'm kind of relieved that I didn't see anything.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Aish?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Oh, sorry. I've been rabbiting on.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Mum.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Yes?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45I feel sick in the stomach.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh. Poor you.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50- What did you have to eat?- Cake.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52We had a BIT of cake.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56You go and have a cold glass of water and lay down

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- and I'll be right in.- OK.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Sorry.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08What's wrong?

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Mm, I've got to go.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Are you OK?

0:17:11 > 0:17:12I'm just tired.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Tell me.- There's nothing to tell. Truly.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19I've got to reschedule a wedding.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23Honestly, the fate of the world depends on it.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I'm calling you tomorrow.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31PHONE RINGS

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Dylan.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37How'd it go?

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Thank you.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41I DO appreciate it.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Have you sent it to me yet?

0:17:50 > 0:17:54I'll see if I can get you a better parking spot. Are you happy?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Fine. E-mail me the wedding rejig bits, as well,

0:17:57 > 0:17:59and I'll take a look at that tonight for you.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01OK.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Hello, authoress.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Who said you could look at that?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Hey.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- I let you listen to my demos all the time.- That's your choice.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Stop! Sit down. Be quiet. Sit!

0:18:17 > 0:18:21"Second night I ever saw Ruth,

0:18:21 > 0:18:25"the three of them sat under the street lamp at the abandoned petrol station."

0:18:25 > 0:18:27- No, I am just too tired.- Be quiet.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32"Punched on concrete puddled with oil and grease,

0:18:32 > 0:18:36"Violent Femmes on the Walkman, they shared Southern Comfort and Coke.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39"They liked the way it burned their throats.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42"When sun came up, they remembered sleep.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46"To Aida and Nicky, Ruth was broken glass -

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- "beautiful but sharp..." - That's really enough, you snoop.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03So that's you, Rosie and Aisha?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05What do you think?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09How old were you guys?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- SIGHING:- Oh...

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Eight, nine...

0:19:15 > 0:19:18About...20, I guess.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Rosie was...15.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26I wish I'd known you then.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Were you even born?

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Hey!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35I was three.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40No!

0:19:40 > 0:19:43So you're the one bonking the banker?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46No. Rosie had all the bonks.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Including everyone else's.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50I'm the one with vomit down her dress, of course.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Hey, come here.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- You need to eat.- I need to wee.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01And then I need to deal with a story liner who thinks he's a new 2IC.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09What is that?

0:20:11 > 0:20:12Chicken soup.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15You cook?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Who knew? Chicken in a pot.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23You're cooking AND doing the washing up?

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Sit.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Can't I take care of you for once?

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Sit!

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Bones.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33SHE GIGGLES

0:20:33 > 0:20:35I like it.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41See, I've got a fuck-off plan.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44I was thinking that we should...

0:20:44 > 0:20:46quit our jobs

0:20:46 > 0:20:48and go travelling overseas.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Backpacking?- Yeah.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56We could go to La Tomatina - that thing that I was telling you about.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Where they throw tomatoes at you? - Yeah!

0:20:59 > 0:21:02It'd be crazy. We could do the whole European thing.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05We could ride bikes and sleep under bridges and...

0:21:05 > 0:21:08And eat bread and cheese and stay up all night and shag.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Hm?

0:21:23 > 0:21:24Are you stoned?

0:21:24 > 0:21:27No, I'm just excited.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Look, I think...

0:21:31 > 0:21:34I think it's a beautiful idea.

0:21:37 > 0:21:42- If I was your age, then, you know... - I don't see what age has to do with it.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Maybe you should go with your friends.

0:21:45 > 0:21:50Yeah. I don't want to go with my friends, I want to go with you.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55You're too young to be tied down.

0:21:55 > 0:22:00I'm not tied down. That's the whole point of travelling, is that you're free.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02PHONE RINGS

0:22:08 > 0:22:11I thought you wanted to do something different.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I just...

0:22:24 > 0:22:26I'm just trying to figure out if...

0:22:28 > 0:22:29Yeah?

0:22:30 > 0:22:31Mm?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Where you're at right now.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37I'm here, cooking you soup.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- The network is not happy.- I'm going to grab a coffee. Can I do that?

0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Have a cigarette while you're at it, cos you are fuckin' tense.- I quit.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Don't quit smoking now - have pity on me.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16They've got big notes on that breakdown you did yesterday.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- I haven't even signed off on that yet.- Dylan sent it to me.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Anouk, spoken to Coo... - Who authorised you to send the breakdown to Cooper?

0:23:23 > 0:23:28- Er, Cooper did.- Well, Cooper is not in charge of my script department and neither are you.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Hey. Hey. I can't talk, it's mental.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Present.- Thanks.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Lost my guitar lead.- Shit!

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Hi.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Didn't know you were coming, but...der!

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Er, this is Richie.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Rhys invited us at Hector's barbecue.- Like I could forget it.

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- That was a horrible day. I can't stop thinking about it. - It's been pretty horrible for Aisha.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Yeah.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I love Aisha - she's...

0:24:19 > 0:24:23She's just great. Just love her.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Do you want a drink?- Yeah, course.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30I'll buy you guys a drink.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Thanks.

0:24:42 > 0:24:47Did they fight? I mean...afterwards?

0:24:47 > 0:24:49I really don't think that's any of your business.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Guess you've known them for ages.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58I was with Aisha when she met Hector.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Thanks for coming. - SCREAMING

0:25:12 > 0:25:15# I watch sometimes in broken light

0:25:17 > 0:25:20# The perfect lines of promised nights

0:25:21 > 0:25:23# Taking fear

0:25:23 > 0:25:26# And bury more when we're done

0:25:26 > 0:25:29# They're wasted days

0:25:31 > 0:25:35# Leaving marks where you travel the scene

0:25:35 > 0:25:39# And setting our walks out front

0:25:39 > 0:25:41# And me... #

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Do you think Hector's depressed?

0:25:44 > 0:25:49Is that what he tells you? I wouldn't buy it, personally.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52No. I don't even like him.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57# ..Leaving marks where you travel the scene

0:25:57 > 0:26:01# Setting our walks out front

0:26:01 > 0:26:02# And me... #

0:26:08 > 0:26:12CHEERING

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Thanks. Cheers.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17This next song is for my beautiful girl Anouk.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Anouk. Anouk, where are you?

0:26:24 > 0:26:26BAND STRIKES UP

0:26:26 > 0:26:28CHEERING

0:26:34 > 0:26:37# Put me in your suitcase

0:26:37 > 0:26:39# So let me help you pack

0:26:39 > 0:26:41# Cos you're never coming back

0:26:41 > 0:26:43# No, you're never coming back

0:26:43 > 0:26:46# Cook me in your breakfast

0:26:46 > 0:26:48# And put me on your plate

0:26:48 > 0:26:51# Cos you know it tastes great

0:26:51 > 0:26:54# Yeah, you know it tastes great

0:26:54 > 0:26:58# At the hop it's greaseball heaven

0:26:58 > 0:27:03# With Candypants and Archie, too

0:27:03 > 0:27:05# Put me in your dry dreams

0:27:05 > 0:27:07# Put me in your wet

0:27:07 > 0:27:09# If you haven't yet

0:27:09 > 0:27:12# If you haven't yet. #

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Vodka, Nouk?

0:27:22 > 0:27:24What's her name? Hector's prick tease?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Oh, ssh. Don't!

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Hey, do you guys want a drink? Do you want a drink?

0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Yeah.- Yeah? Right.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34I really want to talk to you.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Huh?

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Why aren't you drinking?

0:27:39 > 0:27:43Oh, you two together! Come on, let's get a little bit of a snappy.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46Gorgeous little things. Come on.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48< RETCHING

0:28:10 > 0:28:13DANCE MUSIC PULSATES

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Hi, Mum. How you doing?

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Did they send somebody over?

0:28:18 > 0:28:19No?! Did they ring?

0:28:19 > 0:28:23Oh, I'm just at a party. Hold on a sec.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28Is that better?

0:28:28 > 0:28:30Do you need anything?

0:28:34 > 0:28:35What?

0:28:35 > 0:28:39Cos I am sick of talking about it already.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43He did not get bashed, Mum.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Yep. Yep.

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Yep, OK. Bye.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01Hey! Hey. Come and sit with us.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03Mmm.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06See you tomorrow.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Why can't you just stay?

0:29:25 > 0:29:26Have a drink with us.

0:29:26 > 0:29:30My mum's run out of her medication - I've got to go to the chemist.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32At 11 at night?

0:29:32 > 0:29:36And I've got five scripts to read and that fuck-knob Dylan wants my job.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39Oh! Work, work, work. Come on. Stay, hang out with us.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42DANCE MUSIC PULSATES

0:29:42 > 0:29:45- I can't listen to this music. - Do you want me to come with you?

0:29:45 > 0:29:49You're having fun, it's your big night.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51Stay... have fun with me.

0:29:51 > 0:29:55Rhys... just not feeling fun now.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57I've got to go.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00OK, well I'll come over after, OK?

0:30:00 > 0:30:04See how you feel. You might just want to pass out here.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11LAUGHTER FROM DOWNSTAIRS

0:30:34 > 0:30:36MOBILE RINGS

0:31:10 > 0:31:11DOOR SLAMS

0:31:11 > 0:31:14- Hi. - I needed that medicine last night.

0:31:14 > 0:31:18Then maybe you shouldn't fire everybody.

0:31:18 > 0:31:22You're lucky I even found you a new carer. His name's Ben.

0:31:22 > 0:31:26- He'll come by this afternoon, but you're scraping the bottom of the barrel.- Good.

0:31:26 > 0:31:32Why is that good? Why is it good to be so difficult that you're left with no options?

0:31:32 > 0:31:34You begged me to move to Melbourne but I never see you.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37I have to work, I can't take care of everybody.

0:31:37 > 0:31:41- I can barely remember my name at the end of the week. - Rosie has time to see me.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44She has Hugo, a lot of stress right now. And she's not even my daughter.

0:31:44 > 0:31:49- It's always Rosie.- Oh, you just always hated sharing with her.

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Yes, you've told me. I'm selfish.

0:31:51 > 0:31:55- Do you want a cinnamon roll?- No.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58You don't even have five minutes to have a cup of tea?

0:32:03 > 0:32:05What's this?

0:32:05 > 0:32:09- Some treats for you.- Oh!

0:32:09 > 0:32:12Somebody at work said it's Purim apparently.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14What do TV people know about Purim?

0:32:14 > 0:32:19Apparently nothing.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Gee, since when did I give a shit about Purim anyway?

0:32:22 > 0:32:28I can't eat this stuff. This stuff's it's infectious, you should take it back.

0:32:28 > 0:32:32I can't take it back, it's cheese. You can't take cheese back.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35- Mum, it's burning! - Oh, shit.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40God! Let me, let me!

0:32:45 > 0:32:50Oh, shit. Erm... it spurted out.

0:32:50 > 0:32:55It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58Let me help.

0:33:05 > 0:33:09Promise me if I get any worse than this, you'll put me down.

0:33:09 > 0:33:13This isn't bad. It's fine.

0:33:14 > 0:33:19I mean it. Promise me you'll shoot me.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Or inject me.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24Something.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26Don't leave me with strangers.

0:33:26 > 0:33:30Mum, do we have to talk about this right now?

0:33:30 > 0:33:32- Here, I'm just going to wash... - Promise.

0:33:32 > 0:33:38How can I promise something like that? I can't promise that.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41I'll ask Rosie then.

0:33:41 > 0:33:46Rosie's a pacifist, Mum. She's not going to kill you, unless she loves you to death.

0:33:47 > 0:33:51You don't understand her at all.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54I'm just going to get you some knickers.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38Anouk?

0:34:38 > 0:34:40Eh, five or six. Tania, that's yours.

0:34:40 > 0:34:44- That's our casting issue so we went and got...- You need to get here on time.

0:34:44 > 0:34:48- My mother had an emergency. - No offence, but I have no interest in your mother.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Yeah, I know, I'm a dickhead.

0:34:51 > 0:34:56Oh, by the way, this Ep 327 story you've outlined for Rhys...

0:34:56 > 0:35:00- Way too complicated. - Why, because he has to walk and talk at the same time?

0:35:00 > 0:35:03Can't play subtext.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06- Maybe you shouldn't underestimate him?- Yeah?

0:35:06 > 0:35:09Maybe you shouldn't be sleeping with him.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13What do you reckon Dylan?

0:35:24 > 0:35:27Can I see you outside for a sec, Cooper?

0:35:36 > 0:35:38What the fuck?

0:35:38 > 0:35:43Look mate, whatever's happening with you right now,

0:35:43 > 0:35:46all I see is you're letting things slip.

0:35:46 > 0:35:51You're losing focus. People feel it, I feel it.

0:35:51 > 0:35:55- You're meant to be on set. - Sorry mate, I'm really sorry.

0:35:56 > 0:36:01- I guess he was looking after your mum too.- Excuse me?

0:36:01 > 0:36:06We are not a shitting ground for your mid life crisis Anouk.

0:36:06 > 0:36:11And this thing with Rhys? Come on, it's desperate.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14Fuck you!

0:36:14 > 0:36:16I'll cross that concern off your list cos I quit.

0:36:16 > 0:36:20- You can't quit, you're on contract. - Just watch me.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23Fine. Fuck you too!

0:36:31 > 0:36:34Rosie. Didn't know that you were coming.

0:36:34 > 0:36:38- Well, Aish said you needed to talk. - Yeah, I did say that.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41- Did you know a new carer showed up at Rachel's? - Yeah, I organised a new carer.

0:36:41 > 0:36:45- You know how she hates...- Feel free to organise something else.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49Hector was late...

0:36:49 > 0:36:51Ladies! I so need a drink.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Excuse you!

0:36:55 > 0:36:58Wow. How old were they?

0:36:58 > 0:37:04- God knows. Could've been 16 looking like hookers. 12. - Probably don't even exist to them.

0:37:04 > 0:37:09Well, I do exist and I want it acknowledged when they crash into me.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12So what's the big news?

0:37:12 > 0:37:16- I quit my job. - Oh, you didn't?

0:37:16 > 0:37:18You did?

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Why?

0:37:20 > 0:37:25Because you can't undo telling somebody to go and fuck themselves when they happen to be your boss.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28What do you do for money?

0:37:28 > 0:37:33Oh... I've got weeks of holiday pay owing but you know...

0:37:33 > 0:37:37I'll probably regret it but... hey.

0:37:37 > 0:37:42- You going to write the novel? - Actually I don't know what I'm going to do, Aish.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44- What do you mean you don't know? - I don't know.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47Is this the novel that's about us?

0:37:47 > 0:37:50Are you really going to write that thing?

0:37:50 > 0:37:52Yeah, I've already started writing it.

0:37:52 > 0:37:58It's about three girls who fuck a lot of guys to figure themselves out.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- I'm joking.- Oh, fuck me!

0:38:07 > 0:38:11- What a week. - You don't know the half of it.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14I know. They're pressing charges against Harry.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16Jesus can I... I so don't want to talk about this.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19Well, you can't keep avoiding it, Anouk.

0:38:19 > 0:38:23I don't think you should've gone to the police. Can we please change the subject?

0:38:23 > 0:38:25- My son was bashed. - Bashed?

0:38:25 > 0:38:29Harry did not bash Hugo. Bashed, that's like a kid's word.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32He hit him, he assaulted him. It's illegal.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35The police are taking it very seriously.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37- Please say something to her. - It's her choice.

0:38:37 > 0:38:41- Fine then, I'm going to be a witness for Harry and Sandi.- Oh!

0:38:41 > 0:38:45- You saw that man assault Hugo. - You want to know what I saw?

0:38:45 > 0:38:49- I saw Harry reprimand Hugo. - You said you didn't see anything.

0:38:49 > 0:38:53No one deserves to be hit, Anouk, let alone a child.

0:38:53 > 0:38:57- We all wanted to slap Hugo that day. - That's a horrible thing to say.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00And it's not horrible that she might ruin Harry and Sandi's lives

0:39:00 > 0:39:04- because Gary has to be the victim? - Just shut it Anouk. - Or somebody's bored?

0:39:04 > 0:39:09Is that it, Rosie? Gary's just feeling a bit bored, he wants a bit of drama in his life.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11Hugo's problem is not that Harry gave him a slap,

0:39:11 > 0:39:16- Hugo's problem is that you and Gary let him act like an absolute brat. - That's enough!

0:39:16 > 0:39:20I have never seen you discipline him. You never give him boundaries.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23- He's learnt he can act like a total monster...- That's enough!

0:39:23 > 0:39:26You've never been interested in our children.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28You made that clear over the years, so don't assume

0:39:28 > 0:39:32you can start being an authority now.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Yeah.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38What do I know about kids?

0:40:57 > 0:41:00I'm so sorry, Rosie.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03You really upset me, Anouk.

0:41:03 > 0:41:06I should've just kept my mouth shut.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Brought you some stuff, too.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Gary's building Hugo a cubby.

0:41:57 > 0:42:00Mum's been going on about euthanasia.

0:42:00 > 0:42:03- She always does.- Does she?

0:42:03 > 0:42:05Yeah, she likes to feel in control. Thanks, Anouk.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10Yeah, us Rosens hate being out of control.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17I know you don't like how close we are,

0:42:17 > 0:42:20but, you know, I-I can help out with things, you know,

0:42:20 > 0:42:22as stuff goes on.

0:42:24 > 0:42:25I know you will.

0:42:30 > 0:42:31I just feel like I should do it.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33She would love that.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36She thinks I'm selfish.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39She thinks you're smart, talented and funny.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42And sometimes you are selfish!

0:42:49 > 0:42:50I'm pregnant, Rosie.

0:42:56 > 0:42:57Aish didn't say.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00She doesn't know.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03I haven't told anybody.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11Wow, hey?!

0:43:13 > 0:43:15I didn't think you wanted to.

0:43:15 > 0:43:18I thought... I thought you weren't going to do that.

0:43:18 > 0:43:22Well, I wasn't trying...

0:43:22 > 0:43:24if that's what you mean.

0:43:24 > 0:43:26But now, you know...

0:43:26 > 0:43:29Well, it's obviously my last chance.

0:43:32 > 0:43:36I don't want to get stuck in some kind of perpetual adolescence.

0:43:39 > 0:43:40And Rhys...

0:43:40 > 0:43:43..he's fun...

0:43:45 > 0:43:46..and kind.

0:43:48 > 0:43:52And I know he's young.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54God, he's so young!

0:43:56 > 0:44:00But I think he'd probably make a great father.

0:44:05 > 0:44:07And he loves me.

0:44:09 > 0:44:13And I don't have to be the same kind of mother that Rachel was.

0:44:13 > 0:44:15You know, just always what I thought would happen.

0:44:18 > 0:44:21And I'd be too tough on it and push it away

0:44:21 > 0:44:23and somehow turn it into this...

0:44:27 > 0:44:29..terrified...

0:44:31 > 0:44:33Don't they say that having a child makes you

0:44:33 > 0:44:36more forgiving of your mother?

0:44:38 > 0:44:39Well...

0:44:39 > 0:44:41I could use that.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43And maybe it would help us.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46What do you mean?

0:44:48 > 0:44:53You and Aisha. You're so close with your kids,

0:44:53 > 0:44:56and sometimes I'm sick of being the one that's not a part of that,

0:44:56 > 0:44:58and I feel like you just look at me like...

0:45:01 > 0:45:02I don't know.

0:45:07 > 0:45:08And how am I meant to be a great writer

0:45:08 > 0:45:11if I haven't even had that experience?

0:45:11 > 0:45:14Oh, fuck!

0:45:14 > 0:45:18Fuck, why does it have to be so fucking hard to make a decision?

0:45:21 > 0:45:23All I do all day is make decisions.

0:45:32 > 0:45:36It could be the best thing that's ever happened.

0:45:40 > 0:45:44In a way, maybe.

0:45:44 > 0:45:48You sound like you're trying to convince yourself.

0:45:50 > 0:45:51I am.

0:45:53 > 0:45:55I'm trying to convince myself.

0:45:58 > 0:46:00Listen to me, Anouk.

0:46:04 > 0:46:07Don't worry about what you think you should do.

0:46:09 > 0:46:10What do you want to do?

0:46:15 > 0:46:16I want to write my book.

0:46:28 > 0:46:30Can I bum one of those?

0:47:10 > 0:47:11There you go.

0:47:13 > 0:47:14Are you all right?

0:47:22 > 0:47:24Do you need anything? Some juice?

0:47:26 > 0:47:29- I just want to sleep.- Yeah.

0:47:30 > 0:47:31Thank you.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37Aish...

0:47:40 > 0:47:42..I'm so sorry I didn't tell you.

0:47:44 > 0:47:45Me too.

0:47:47 > 0:47:48I'm sorry too.

0:47:53 > 0:47:54Just sleep.

0:48:06 > 0:48:08Hey.

0:48:08 > 0:48:10Hi.

0:48:12 > 0:48:15- Did Aisha ring you? - No, I found out myself.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22I'm sorry, I didn't know what to say.

0:48:22 > 0:48:25Oh, it doesn't matter, we'll do it our own way.

0:48:25 > 0:48:27I love you.

0:48:32 > 0:48:34What are you talking about?

0:48:34 > 0:48:38Baby. It hit me last night. I mean, you haven't been drinking,

0:48:38 > 0:48:41you've been vomiting, and your boobs are huge.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43I'm not pregnant.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50There's not going to be any baby.

0:48:52 > 0:48:54Why?

0:48:55 > 0:48:56It wouldn't have worked.

0:49:18 > 0:49:19What do you mean?

0:49:22 > 0:49:24I knew you'd convince me somehow, and...

0:49:27 > 0:49:29We didn't even talk about it.

0:49:34 > 0:49:37You should go to Tomatina, that's what you want to do.

0:49:48 > 0:49:51It's not your decision. I mean, didn't I have a say?

0:49:51 > 0:49:57I'm sorry, it was my decision. I don't have a job, my mother's sick.

0:50:09 > 0:50:11Please don't cry.

0:50:14 > 0:50:15I'm not crying.

0:50:20 > 0:50:22I guess you always had a way out.

0:50:23 > 0:50:26- Rhys.- You could just say, "Oh, he's too young."

0:50:27 > 0:50:31I don't even give a shit about our age...

0:50:31 > 0:50:33Oh, bullshit!

0:50:45 > 0:50:46I'm so sorry.

0:50:53 > 0:50:54I did this for us.

0:50:58 > 0:50:59You're not ready for this.

0:51:02 > 0:51:05Don't you dare tell me what I'm ready for. How the fuck would you know?!

0:51:07 > 0:51:09I mean, how the fuck would you know?

0:51:56 > 0:51:57Are you staying?

0:53:45 > 0:53:47Fucking write, then.

0:53:59 > 0:54:02# Put me in your suitcase

0:54:02 > 0:54:03# Let me help you pack

0:54:03 > 0:54:06# Cos you're never coming back

0:54:06 > 0:54:08# No, you're never coming back

0:54:08 > 0:54:12# Cook me in your breakfast

0:54:12 > 0:54:13# Put me on your plate

0:54:13 > 0:54:16# Cos you know I'll taste great

0:54:16 > 0:54:18# Yeah, you know I'll taste great

0:54:18 > 0:54:22# At the hop, it's greaseball heaven

0:54:22 > 0:54:28# With candy pants and Archie too

0:54:28 > 0:54:31# Put me in your dry dream

0:54:31 > 0:54:35# Or put me in your wet If you haven't yet

0:54:35 > 0:54:36# No, if you haven't yet... #

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