Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04We've won the Lottery, nearly four million each.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06- Who's 0777?- Give us that. Opening my letters again.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08There were over seven grand in that safe.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10I don't give a shit about the money.

0:00:10 > 0:00:11He could die, Jamie.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13What are you going to spend your money on?

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Trying to get my husband back.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39We could do some liposuction here,

0:00:39 > 0:00:40here,

0:00:40 > 0:00:42here.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45And here,

0:00:45 > 0:00:47giving it a nice lift.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52And smooth out these saddlebags.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59As for the breasts,

0:00:59 > 0:01:03it depends whether you want to go for a reduction or a lift?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I want them up a bit.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Could you do it all in one go?

0:01:10 > 0:01:13I could do the thighs and tummy tuck, but the breasts

0:01:13 > 0:01:16and the semi face and eyelift would have to be done separately.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Even if I paid you more?

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Denise!

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Her husband's left her.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21I'm sorry.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25You see, this might be just a knee-jerk reaction.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27You really need to think carefully about it.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29We're talking about a lot of surgery here

0:01:29 > 0:01:30and I have to be honest,

0:01:30 > 0:01:32there will be some discomfort.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34I can do discomfort.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- He means pain. - I want my face doing first.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Right.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42And you know how much it's going to cost?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45I've seen your price list and I've got money.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46I've got loads of money.

0:01:56 > 0:02:01Oh, sweetheart, what are you doing sat there?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03I can't let you in. You'll get me into trouble.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Go on, shoo.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09DOG WHIMPERS

0:02:09 > 0:02:12DOGS BARK

0:02:12 > 0:02:14How are you doing?!

0:02:14 > 0:02:19Hello! Have you had a nice day?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Is that you, Denise?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Yeah! I'm back, Mam.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Dave,

0:02:26 > 0:02:29you're never going to guess what's happened at work.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30We were robbed.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Where are you, Dave?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Where's that naughty Daddy, eh?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Where's he?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Oh! There you go, darling.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Oh, urgh, who's done that?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Denise! Are you there?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Won't be a minute, Mam.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Naughty boy!

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Honestly.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Got your fish.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09I could be laid here dead for all anyone cares.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I haven't had a drink all afternoon.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I'm sorry, Mam.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14SHE MOANS

0:03:18 > 0:03:20When's that bloody bed coming?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Soon. We're top of the waiting list.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25What we waiting for, someone to peg out?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Where's Dave?

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Out gallivanting, I expect.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Mam!

0:03:31 > 0:03:32When he should be working.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34And who'd look after you if he had to go to work?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37He dun't look after me.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39He lives here scot-free,

0:03:39 > 0:03:41in the house your father and I worked all our lives for

0:03:41 > 0:03:43and he never thinks to put his head round the door

0:03:43 > 0:03:45to see if I want owt.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Did your carers come today?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49In and out in two minutes.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53Said I had to choose between a bed bath and a prick and ding meal.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Oh, Mam!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59I'd have come straight home if I'd have known.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04I'm late cos we had a burglary at the shop.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05A burglary?

0:04:05 > 0:04:09An armed robber with a gun, just as Stuart were cashing up.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11We'd only been gone five minutes.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Mother of God, it's getting just like America.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17He took the lot and bashed Bob over the head with a whiskey bottle.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20They've taken him to hospital and that's where I've been.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21That's terrible.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22I know.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28I better put Dave's fish and chips in the oven before they go cold.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I need a Xanax.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32And I'll have a cup of tea!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38SHE SIGHS

0:04:47 > 0:04:50'You have two new messages.'

0:04:50 > 0:04:51ANSWERPHONE BEEPS

0:04:51 > 0:04:53'First message.'

0:04:53 > 0:04:54'Dave, it's me.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57'Listen, I've got to go back to work, there's a problem.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59'I'll ring you later.'

0:04:59 > 0:05:00ANSWERPHONE BEEPS

0:05:00 > 0:05:01'Second message.'

0:05:01 > 0:05:04'I'm sorry I'm late, love, but I've got fish and chips.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08'I've been to the hospital, but I'll tell you about it when I get home.'

0:05:08 > 0:05:09'End of messages.'

0:05:09 > 0:05:10TV: Number 7,

0:05:10 > 0:05:13one of our least popular numbers last seen five weeks ago.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15And our second ball out tonight...

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Hi, Dave, it's me. Where are you?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I've got fish and chi...

0:05:20 > 0:05:21..is number 3.

0:05:23 > 0:05:253 last made an appearance five months ago.

0:05:25 > 0:05:30It's a double century for number 3 making its 200th appearance.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32That's our wedding anniversary!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Drawing the fourth number now.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Of course, matching four numbers gives you a minimum £100. Best of luck.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44And 28 is back again, it put in an appearance just two weeks ago.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Mam! I've got four numbers, Mam!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Where's me tea?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54What've you turned it over for?

0:05:55 > 0:05:56I was watching that.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59We'll have definitely won summat.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04Number 8, that's one of mine, I'm sure it is. Is that an 8, Mam?

0:06:04 > 0:06:05It's an 8.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- No, it can't be, I must've got it wrong.- For God's sake.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12You've been doing it seven years, you must know your numbers by now.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Billy's birthday is January the 8th!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Or is it the 18th?

0:06:16 > 0:06:17You'll have won a tenner,

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Karen won a tenner. And she..

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Shut up, Mam!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Number 40.

0:06:25 > 0:06:2840, our house, number 40.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30I don't believe this.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Right, where's me ticket, what did I do with it?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38I need a Xanax!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40So let's recap those numbers.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43No, Billy! No, it is not a game!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Number 8, number 28.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Have you found it?! - Write the numbers down, Mam!

0:06:49 > 0:06:50And the bounty ball is 12.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Bounty ball's 12!

0:06:52 > 0:06:56I don't need the bounty ball!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Oh, my giddy aunt!

0:07:01 > 0:07:02What did I do with it?

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Oh!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Oh, for heaven's sake!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Oh, my Lord!

0:07:25 > 0:07:26It is an 8.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30I didn't have a pen so I couldn't write the numbers down, but I think I've won summat.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31What's she saying?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Shhh, Mam!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- So you know there's been a win in the area?- How does she know?

0:07:36 > 0:07:37I'm trying to listen!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Sorry?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Yes, of course I can read the numbers out.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47The first one is number 3.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52The next one is number 7,

0:07:52 > 0:07:55number 8. 28.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56It's 23.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59It is an 8, mother! It's Dave's birthday, it's 28.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01It's definitely 28.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03All right, don't snap me head off.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05The next one is number 32 and the...

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh, I'm sorry, am I going too fast?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10How hard can it be to check six numbers?

0:08:10 > 0:08:1240.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Hello?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Are you still there?

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Where's she gone?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Yes, of course you can ask me some questions.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28It is my ticket,

0:08:28 > 0:08:30but I'm part of a syndicate, there are five of us.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Have you won?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34I bought the ticket where I work.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Right Buy U, Bentley Parade, Leeds.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Ask her how much.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43No, it's just me mam, that's all, why?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Those are the winning numbers?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Does that mean I've won?

0:08:53 > 0:08:5618 million...

0:08:56 > 0:08:58144,000 and..

0:08:58 > 0:09:0118 million, mother of God!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Where are you going?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Oh, God! She's got it wrong. I don't believe it.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Yes, this is her mam.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- I can't have won the Lottery! - She gets a bit overcome sometimes, she's always been highly strung.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I don't believe it!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18She must have got it wrong.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Right. Will you shut it!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- What's she saying, Mam?- Yeah?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26And you've got this number, haven't you? Ta-ra then.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Right,

0:09:28 > 0:09:32you're to sign you name and address on t'back of the ticket

0:09:32 > 0:09:34and keep it somewhere safe.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36There'll be someone called Andy summat-or-other coming

0:09:36 > 0:09:38to see you at the shop tomorrow.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41You're to tell t'others that have won straight away,

0:09:41 > 0:09:44but you're not to say owt to anyone else.

0:09:45 > 0:09:4818 million.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02SCREAMS

0:10:05 > 0:10:06This in't a wind-up, is it?

0:10:06 > 0:10:10No! I wouldn't joke about 18 million.

0:10:11 > 0:10:1518 million. Where's me fags and me lighter? And a drink?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Remember, we've not got to breathe a word to anyone.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I haven't got anything in.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21What about some sweet tea, for t'shock?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Tea? We should be drinking champagne.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24I know!

0:10:24 > 0:10:25In a five-star hotel.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27In the Caribbean, by a pool.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28No, on a yacht wearing diamonds.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31I can't wait to tell Dave.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Doesn't he know? - I don't know where he is. He's not answering his phone.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37There's half a bottle of red wine in the kitchen.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Somebody was screaming.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43It's nothing, sweetheart, come on, back to bed.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Why is Aunty Denise here?

0:10:45 > 0:10:49She's come round to tell me I've got a pay rise at work.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Does that mean we can go to Disneyland?

0:10:54 > 0:10:57It's nearly four million each.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Bloody hell fire.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59We're rich!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I don't believe it! It's bloody incredible.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06We're millionaires, no-one can touch us now.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Nothing like this has ever happened to me,

0:11:08 > 0:11:13I've never won anything in my life, not a scratch card, phone-in, nothing. Have you told Annie yet?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15No, because when I rang the Lottery line they said

0:11:15 > 0:11:18I have to inform everyone in the syndicate first.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Is Bob not in the syndicate?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Bob's in a coma.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28We hadn't told me mam yet.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Told me what?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34SNORING

0:11:34 > 0:11:36DOOR OPENS

0:11:36 > 0:11:37DOGS BARK

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Dave?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Where've you been?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I've been worried to death.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48I must've rung you a hundred times.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50I've had me phone turned off.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52What for?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54I needed time to think.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55What about?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57You know what about.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58No, I don't.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59But I've got summat to tell you.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02We've not really been getting on, have we?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Getting on?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06We live in this house,

0:12:06 > 0:12:09but we don't really have a proper life together, do we?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Don't we?

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Like normal people, I mean,

0:12:12 > 0:12:14like husband and wife?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16I don't know what you mean.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Don't make this difficult for me, Denise.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- I don't know what you're saying. - I'm saying...

0:12:22 > 0:12:23..you're a really nice person

0:12:23 > 0:12:25and I like you and respect you,

0:12:25 > 0:12:26but...

0:12:26 > 0:12:30neither of us are getting anything out of this marriage.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33I'm sorry?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36You don't really care about me anymore,

0:12:36 > 0:12:38you care more about the dogs than me.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39No, that's not true.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42It is, love. I mean, look at this place.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44What's that thing doing here again?

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Oh, I don't know, she must've followed me in last night,

0:12:47 > 0:12:49I had a couple of glasses of wine with Leanne.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I can't live like this anymore.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55I'll get rid of her. I'll ring the dogs home, they'll pick her up.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56I don't care what you do,

0:12:56 > 0:12:58it's none of my business anymore.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Course it's your business, you live here.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05No, come on, girl, come on.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07You've got to go.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Come on.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10DOG WHIMPERS

0:13:10 > 0:13:14No, you've got to go, you can't stay here.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19There you are, she's gone.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21I just want a normal life, Denise,

0:13:21 > 0:13:23and I don't want to live in your mother's house.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25We can move, We can...

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I'm going to get meself a job

0:13:27 > 0:13:29and I'm going to start again.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30All right, I'll do whatever you want.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31No, Denise.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33I want to start again. Me.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36On my own. I'm 48 and I've got nothing to show for it.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Is this cos we couldn't have a baby?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42No, it's got nothing to do with that.

0:13:43 > 0:13:48Listen, love, I'm doing this as much for you as I am for me.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Doing what?

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Leaving.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Leaving? Oh God, no, you can't leave me.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55You deserve someone better.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57I don't want anyone else.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Someone who likes living like this. Someone who's attracted to you.

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Are you not attracted to me?

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Denise! Is that Dave?

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Yes. We're just talking, Mam!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15You used to say I was cuddly.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20What's wrong with me?

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Nothing.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22No, come on, tell me.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27You don't care about yourself anymore.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Denise...?!

0:14:29 > 0:14:32We haven't had sex in four and a half years, Denise,

0:14:32 > 0:14:34didn't you think something was odd?

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- I thought it was cos of your back. - Denise! Me pillows need doing!

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Two minutes, Mam!

0:14:39 > 0:14:44I'm sorry, I've been dreading having this conversation.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48I've been putting it off for years cos I didn't want you getting depressed again.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51And I can't do it anymore. I've come to the end of the road.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54I swear to God you'll look back in years to come and you'll thank me.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56No, I won't, I love you.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I've always loved you.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00You think you do.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02No, I know that I do.

0:15:02 > 0:15:07Dave, I can change, everything's going to change from now on.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10You can't change who you are.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13I can!

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Please,

0:15:19 > 0:15:23Dave, don't go.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30Is there anything that I can say that'll make you stay?

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Nothing.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Even if I told you that I'd won the Lottery.

0:15:34 > 0:15:39It's got nothing to do with money. I just can't live like this anymore.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42It's not a rehearsal, Denise.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57So how did you find that doctor?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Yellow Pages.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00You're barking mad!

0:16:00 > 0:16:02You're going to let him loose on your face with a scalpel

0:16:02 > 0:16:04and you've not even checked him out?

0:16:04 > 0:16:05He's nice, I trust him.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Yeah, people trusted Harold Shipman.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11I just want Dave to fancy me again, that is all.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13So have your hair done, buy yourself some new clothes.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17You don't have to have a load of plastic surgery.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20You know, it's not so bad being on your own.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I don't think I can do it, Leanne, I'm not strong like you.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25I need Dave.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Our other office

0:16:30 > 0:16:33have got a beautiful five bedroomed house on Sandmore Gardens.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35It's down to 1.1 cos the owners are moving to Dubai.

0:16:35 > 0:16:371.1 what?

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Million.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Oh, right.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44It's a one-off mate, it's amazing.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Well, I'll ring Amy, see if I can get off work early.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50- I'll pick you up if you want? - I get a better service now I've won the Lottery?!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Talking over a million. I'd carry you on me back if I had to.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Could you give my card to some of the others?

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Yeah, sure.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02It's not like Denise and Leanne to be late back from lunch.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04They only usually take half an hour.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Not much incentive to work, I expect.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Well, we're all set up in the office when they decide to turn up.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13'Please leave a message after the tone.'

0:17:13 > 0:17:15It's t'answer machine.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19Hello, it's me again, Denise.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22I was just wondering if you'd like to come to

0:17:22 > 0:17:24me mam's birthday on Sunday.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26I hope you can come.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28I miss you.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30He'll be round like a shot.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Do you think so?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Course. He'll know by now you've won the Lottery.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35He couldn't care less about money.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39He'll be at your mam's party, Denise, trust me, now he's got an invite.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41I hope so.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Your brother's the only one to jack the job in?- Yeah.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45I can't say I blame him.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47I could try him again if you like?

0:17:47 > 0:17:48I think he was test-driving a car

0:17:48 > 0:17:50so he might not be able to answer his phone.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53When you finished can you check the dates on the yogurts

0:17:53 > 0:17:55and move the nearest sell-bys to the front?

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Yeah, I'll try.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Answer machine.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Jamie, it's me, we're still waiting for you, bro.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I said to my missus when I saw you all on the news,

0:18:05 > 0:18:07I'm sure it's the same supermarket that got robbed.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09I wasn't even sure if you'd be open.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Yeah, business as usual. That's what Bob'd want.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Nice guy, Bob.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Was he a good manager?

0:18:15 > 0:18:18The best. He might be going home tomorrow.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22So I hear, and he's remembering bits and pieces now.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24That's good.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27I understand your brother's got a bit of a track record?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Yeah, well, he's clean now.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32He hasn't touched the stuff in over a year.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Let's hope all this money dun't turn his head.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Thought you'd done a runner.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41We wouldn't do that.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Now then, ladies.- Sorry we're late.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46I had an hospital appointment and it ran over.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Have you found who robbed us then?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Not yet, but it's piecing together nicely.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Congratulations on your win, by the way.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54- Thank you very much.- Cheers.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57CAR ENGINE ROARS

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Oh, my giddy aunt! Will yer look at that?!

0:19:05 > 0:19:06How much will that've cost?

0:19:08 > 0:19:09He looks like a film star.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13See? If he can do it so can I.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16I'm here.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Wow!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Look at you.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Have you bought it?

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Yeah. He's getting me a blue Porsche an' all.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Right, what's all this about then?

0:19:28 > 0:19:32- Inspector Newall wants us to look at t'CCTV footage again.- I've seen it.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34I'd like you to all see it together,

0:19:34 > 0:19:36see if it helps jog your memory.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Right, crack on then.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Are you usually the first to go?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50No, but I were meeting somebody that night.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52You were on a promise.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Yeah, that's right.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Bit early for a date?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I was meeting me mates first and I wanted to get changed.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Didn't she turn up, love?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02What?

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Well, you were back home

0:20:03 > 0:20:07- when I came round at half nine to tell you we'd won. - Do you have a contact for this girl?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10- No, she were someone I met in a club.- But you've got a mobile number?

0:20:10 > 0:20:14It were blocked. What is this? Are you accusing me or something?

0:20:16 > 0:20:19I tell you what, you can check with me mates. Went to Black Swan then Phono's.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22I left at ten past nine and got a cab home.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23On a Saturday night?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Yeah, on a Saturday night!

0:20:26 > 0:20:29He's only just finished his probation. My mam likes him back before ten.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31That's when the dealers are out.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35- Oh, cheers bruv(!) Why don't you just tell 'em all my business?- He knows your business.

0:20:36 > 0:20:41- As you can see, he's white and about your build. - There's thousands of blokes like me.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44- I'd know if it was my brother. - Oh, I'm sure you would.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47OK, you'll notice the assailant isn't wearing gloves,

0:20:47 > 0:20:50so he's clearly not a professional.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52We've got some decent prints from the desk

0:20:52 > 0:20:55and the neck of the whiskey bottle, so for elimination purposes,

0:20:55 > 0:20:56we'd like to take everybody's prints.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00Except Jamie, whose we've already got on file.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04I could've bitten me tongue off as soon as I'd said it.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Don't worry, it's not like he's done anything wrong. 40p change.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09No, but I'd hate to get him into trouble.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10Well, you just said the truth.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12I can't see what that says.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14£22.60.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Oh. Thanks.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20I'm not wearing these cos I think I'm famous, I've just had

0:21:20 > 0:21:22my eyes done.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25You are famous. I saw you on the telly.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27I like your teeth.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31Thanks, I've just had them whitened.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Do you want a Lottery ticket?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36- No, thanks. Bye.- Bye bye.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Cheers for that, Denise.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40I'm sorry, love, I didn't think.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42No, you never do.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47That wasn't very nice.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49I could've said about them not telling their mum, but I didn't.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51What?

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Where's he going now?

0:21:53 > 0:21:56What do you mean, they didn't tell their mum?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58When I went round to tell them about winning the Lottery,

0:21:58 > 0:22:01their mum didn't know about the robbery or Bob being in hospital.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I thought it was a bit odd.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04It is odd.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06And Jamie was in the same clothes he'd been to work in

0:22:06 > 0:22:08and he said he'd got changed.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10I didn't say anything about that and I could've.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Keep everything normal!

0:22:12 > 0:22:15It is normal to jack your job in when you've won millions on the Lottery!

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Will you let go of the door?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19What if he wants to talk to your mates or someone at the Black Swan?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I've got money. I can pay for anyone to say anything.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23If he comes out and sees us arguing...

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Your fingerprints are going to be all over that bottle.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27No shit, Sherlock, I used to work here.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29My fingerprints are going to be on everything.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35ENGINE STARTS

0:22:41 > 0:22:45No, I don't think Jamie seemed any different to how he usually was.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48It was Stuart that...

0:22:48 > 0:22:51I'm sorry, but can I ask you to remove your sunglasses?

0:22:52 > 0:22:56I'm not supposed to, cos I've had my eyes lasered.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59It was Stuart that...

0:23:00 > 0:23:04Seemed cut up about being laid off. He's worked here longer

0:23:04 > 0:23:08and he's got a family to think about.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10I don't think Jamie could care less.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14So, when you called round to their house to tell the lads,

0:23:14 > 0:23:16did Jamie look like he'd been out on the town?

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Do you know, I don't really remember.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Tell you the truth, that night was all a bit of a blur.

0:23:23 > 0:23:28I'd had a drink myself and I was a bit shocked

0:23:28 > 0:23:33cos I won the Lottery and me husband didn't come home, so...

0:23:33 > 0:23:35What do you mean? Where was he?

0:23:35 > 0:23:40I don't know. He came back in the morning to pick up his things,

0:23:40 > 0:23:41but he wouldn't tell me.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44All he'd say was he was leaving me.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47We've been together 16 years.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- It's amazing.- It's massive.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03Beautiful, isn't it? And you couldn't get a better location.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07- Best schools in Leeds right on your doorstep. - We'll be sending Jack private.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10How the other half live, eh?

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Aww, it's beautiful. Look at the furniture.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24The furnishings are negotiable.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26That banister's going to take some polishing.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28We'll paint it white.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30There's two reception rooms

0:24:30 > 0:24:33and a self-contained nanny flat above the garage.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Oh! There you go, Jack, a place for your nanna.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Nanny, as in someone to help look after the children, Joyce.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Yeah, that's what I do, isn't it?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Can I see the kitchen? - Yeah, if you follow me.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Like she's going to cook!

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Argh! Stuart!

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Amy?

0:24:57 > 0:25:00There's a swimming pool in the kitchen!

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Skedaddle!

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Oooh. Well, look at you with your sunnies on.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Your mam's been telling us all about your win.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20We pretended like we didn't know, but you were all over the front page.

0:25:20 > 0:25:21When do you get the money?

0:25:21 > 0:25:23It came into the bank yesterday.

0:25:23 > 0:25:24That's quick.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Brilliant. So what you going to buy with it?

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Well, I've ordered a new bed for my mam,

0:25:28 > 0:25:30so you can take her off the list.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Aww, bless. What else?

0:25:32 > 0:25:35A stair lift, cos we're sick of waiting and a step-in Jacuzzi bath.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38You're not planning on moving, then?

0:25:38 > 0:25:42No, I don't think so. Not unless Dave comes back.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Oh, yeah, your mam told us about that as well. I'm sorry.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48We'd better be off. Edna'll be waiting.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Oh, before you go, I'm having a bit of a surprise do

0:25:51 > 0:25:55for my mam's birthday on Sunday, if you'd both like to come?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57I'll have to check what I'm doing.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Aww, thanks, Denise. What time?

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Any time after four.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04And I was wondering if you might know somewhere where

0:26:04 > 0:26:07my mam could go for a few days next week.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10I might have to go into hospital for an operation.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11Nothing serious, I hope?

0:26:11 > 0:26:14No, but I'll be in overnight.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Most of the respite homes have gone with the cuts,

0:26:16 > 0:26:17but I'll see what I can do.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19No, no, I mean to pay for.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Something like a little holiday place

0:26:22 > 0:26:24where she could get looked after.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25OK! Bye.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Bye.- See ya.- Bye.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Now, I'm going to hit each tooth with this laser pulse.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35It might feel a little sensitive here and there, so put your hand up

0:26:35 > 0:26:39if you want me to stop. But most people don't feel a thing.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40- Are you ready?- Ah-ha.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43SHE SCREAMS

0:26:45 > 0:26:48If having your teeth whitened hurt, what you going to be like

0:26:48 > 0:26:52when you come round after surgery? You'll be in agony.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54I'll just take plenty of painkillers.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58I can't believe that I can see.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00I've worn glasses since junior school.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Really?

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Oh! Look!

0:27:05 > 0:27:08That is how I want my hair.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13It'll be all right when you've washed it.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Yeah. Yours looks lovely.

0:27:18 > 0:27:23Right, get your card ready, cos we're going to do some serious spending, girl.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25I don't use cards.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28I'm sorry, but you have to make an appointment.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29You can't just turn up.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32Oh, sorry, we didn't know.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34If you'd like to ring and make a booking.

0:27:34 > 0:27:35No, but I need something for Sunday.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Stuff 'em. We'll go somewhere else.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Excuse me, I'm not a personal shopper, I'm just an assistant,

0:27:40 > 0:27:42but there's a spare fitting room

0:27:42 > 0:27:47and I can bring you things in if you let me know what you're looking for.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50MUSIC: "She's A Lady" by Tom Jones

0:28:14 > 0:28:16You look amazing!

0:28:18 > 0:28:20You look amazing!

0:28:20 > 0:28:22THEY LAUGH

0:28:22 > 0:28:24Oh! Look at us!

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Is there anything I can be bagging up for you?

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Anything you definitely want?

0:28:28 > 0:28:31Well, I think all of that rail, don't you, Leanne?

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Definitely. And the shoes.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35And the jewellery that you brought me to try on.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37I'd like that as well.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39So you want all of it?

0:28:39 > 0:28:40Yeah.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42THEY LAUGH

0:28:42 > 0:28:49That's 3,500. And 50. And 600.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51And 20. There we go.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54One, two, three, four, five.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57And 100 for you.

0:28:57 > 0:29:01Oh, no, I can't take all that. I mean, I get my commission anyway.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04Course you can. You deserve it, you were brilliant.

0:29:04 > 0:29:05Nobody could've done better.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10Ta-ra.

0:29:14 > 0:29:15I like being rich.

0:29:21 > 0:29:22Hiya.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Now, then!

0:29:24 > 0:29:27Bloody hell, I hardly recognised you.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30- What have you been doing to yourself?- Bob!

0:29:30 > 0:29:32No, she looks great.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Thanks. I've bought some new clothes.

0:29:34 > 0:29:35I can see that.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37Loads of them.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39They cost a fortune.

0:29:39 > 0:29:40You can afford it.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42And we've had three and a half glasses of champagne.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44It's all right for some, isn't it?

0:29:46 > 0:29:48So you not been into work today, then?

0:29:48 > 0:29:50No, no, we had the day off. But don't worry,

0:29:50 > 0:29:52we've got a couple of newbies in.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54We thought we'd come and bring you some fruit.

0:29:54 > 0:29:58- Aww, lovely, cheers. Hey, you've just missed the boys in blue. - He's had his fingerprints taken.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01They've been to t'shop and taken ours.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03Just for elimination purposes.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05I'm glad they're taking it seriously.

0:30:05 > 0:30:09It is serious. It's armed robbery. You could've been killed.

0:30:09 > 0:30:10- No.- That's true.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12I didn't know if we'd still find you here,

0:30:12 > 0:30:15cos Stuart said you were thinking of moving to a private hospital.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18No, I couldn't get any better treatment anywhere else

0:30:18 > 0:30:20and I got to know the nurses now.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22So when are they letting you home, then?

0:30:24 > 0:30:27It's...it's complicated,

0:30:27 > 0:30:32cos when they did the scan... they found something.

0:30:32 > 0:30:36Yeah, a brain! Surprise, surprise!

0:30:37 > 0:30:39What do you mean?

0:30:39 > 0:30:44Well, they're not sure what it is yet.

0:30:44 > 0:30:47It could be a cyst or a benign tumour.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49That's awful.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51I'm sorry.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53Nowt to be sorry about, love.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55They want me to give me a few more tests

0:30:55 > 0:30:59and another scan tomorrow then all being well, I can go home.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02Hey, come on, it's not the end of the world.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04Is there anything we can do?

0:31:04 > 0:31:05It's lovely to see your bonnie faces.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08Everything seems to be going wrong since we won the Lottery.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11It's nowt to do with the Lottery, love.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13I just wish everything could go back to how it was.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16Hey, stop that. There's people out there in debt,

0:31:16 > 0:31:19not knowing where their next penny's coming from. We're the lucky ones.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21It don't feel like that sometimes.

0:31:25 > 0:31:26Dave's left me.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28Oh, heck, love.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30You poor thing.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Come on, it'll be all right.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35You're all right, love.

0:31:35 > 0:31:39I'm sorry, Bob. I think it's the champagne.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44If you're back home on Sunday, I'm having a bit of a do for

0:31:44 > 0:31:47my mam's birthday and it'd be lovely if you could both come.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Aww, grand.

0:31:51 > 0:31:55Poor Bob. He's such a lovely man and he's never done anything wrong.

0:31:55 > 0:31:56He'll be all right.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58He's not going to be coming back to work, though, is he?

0:31:58 > 0:32:00I've got a message.

0:32:02 > 0:32:03It's Dave.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05I knew he'd phone. What's he say?

0:32:05 > 0:32:07Shhh!

0:32:07 > 0:32:13Oh, my giddy aunt, he's coming on Sunday! He's coming!

0:32:13 > 0:32:14What did I tell you?

0:32:14 > 0:32:17THEY LAUGH HYSTERICALLY

0:32:21 > 0:32:25Oh, hang on a minute, love. Can you wait?

0:32:25 > 0:32:26Course I can, love, yeah. No problem.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28Now, then...

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Mam!

0:32:39 > 0:32:45Oh, I must've dropped off. Look who's come to see us.

0:32:45 > 0:32:49- Hello, Father Thomas.- Hello, my dear. You're looking lovely.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Thank you. Who let you in?

0:32:52 > 0:32:57He turned up just as Karen and Chris were leaving. It's not spicy, is it?

0:32:57 > 0:32:59No, it's just cheese and tomato.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Your mammy's been telling me about your good fortune.

0:33:02 > 0:33:06And Father Thomas has been telling me about the church's bad luck.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08They've taken all the lead off the roof again.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11Oh, that's terrible.

0:33:11 > 0:33:12Father Thomas was wondering

0:33:12 > 0:33:16if you'd like to give something towards replacing it?

0:33:17 > 0:33:18Oh, right.

0:33:22 > 0:33:26Thank you! Much appreciated, my dear.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28Did I tell you they've taken the stone

0:33:28 > 0:33:30flagging from the front as well?

0:33:41 > 0:33:43There you go.

0:33:43 > 0:33:44God bless you, my child.

0:33:46 > 0:33:50Father Thomas was just saying it'd be nice to see you at church more often.

0:33:50 > 0:33:54Well, it'd be nice to see Father Thomas round here more often.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56How many years is it since you've been to see my mam?

0:33:56 > 0:33:58Why are you snapping at Father Thomas?

0:33:58 > 0:34:02I've told you before, it's not his fault you had a miscarriage.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04I'm not blaming him.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07Well, why did you stop going to church after you'd lost

0:34:07 > 0:34:08the baby, then?

0:34:10 > 0:34:12I just didn't see the point.

0:34:12 > 0:34:16If you'd talked to Father Thomas instead of taking them tablets

0:34:16 > 0:34:18that turned you into a zombie, he'd have helped you.

0:34:18 > 0:34:22Don't lose your faith, my dear.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25When you were in hospital, I prayed to our Lord to look after you

0:34:25 > 0:34:28and welcome your baby into heaven.

0:34:28 > 0:34:32God bless her. May she rest in peace.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36He was a boy.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42If it was up to me, I'd let you stay.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44Sorry, did you say something, love?

0:34:44 > 0:34:47Oh, no, it's all right. I'm just talking to the dog.

0:34:47 > 0:34:48No problem.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51Here we are. Can you just pull in here?

0:34:55 > 0:34:57If you could wait again...?

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Well, OK, if you're sure?

0:35:00 > 0:35:03So the little rascal followed you home from the park, did she?

0:35:03 > 0:35:06That's right. She's a gorgeous dog.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08You won't put her down, will you?

0:35:08 > 0:35:11Good heavens! We'd never put a healthy dog down.

0:35:11 > 0:35:16- Really? Oh, that's great. I was really worried about that. - No way. We'll do our best

0:35:16 > 0:35:17to find her a good home

0:35:17 > 0:35:19and if we can't, we'll keep her at the sanctuary.

0:35:19 > 0:35:20What's that?

0:35:20 > 0:35:23It's a large open area we've got round the back where the dogs

0:35:23 > 0:35:27have a lovely stress-free existence, plenty of love and fussing.

0:35:27 > 0:35:31Oh, that sounds lovely. Can I move in?

0:35:31 > 0:35:33I'll join you.

0:35:38 > 0:35:39So, who pays for all of this?

0:35:39 > 0:35:43We're a charity, so we rely on the goodwill

0:35:43 > 0:35:45and generosity of our supporters.

0:35:45 > 0:35:49We've got volunteers that help out. That's how I got started.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51I'd like to do that.

0:35:51 > 0:35:55Well...we've got a form.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57In fact, we've got lots of forms.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59One for sponsorship, one for donations.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01I'll get you one, if you want?

0:36:04 > 0:36:09There you go, Mam. Press the button with the wiggly line on it.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12THE CHAIR VIBRATES

0:36:13 > 0:36:16Oh. That's lovely.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18That's for your circulation.

0:36:19 > 0:36:24I bet they've got these beds at the hotel, don't you, Karen?

0:36:24 > 0:36:27I don't know that I want to go to that Sea Haven place.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Course you do, it's the seaside.

0:36:29 > 0:36:30Look, it's a little holiday for you.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33I'd feel better if you was coming with me.

0:36:33 > 0:36:37- I can't do, Mam.- You can. It says, "And family members".

0:36:38 > 0:36:39I've got to go into hospital.

0:36:39 > 0:36:44What for? You're not still trying for a baby, are you?

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Mam!

0:36:46 > 0:36:49I've heard it's lovely. One of my other ladies went and didn't want to go home.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51I wouldn't send you anywhere that wasn't nice, Mam.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53You've got your own room overlooking the sea

0:36:53 > 0:36:56and someone to look after you 24 hours a day.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59Right, are you going to get me into t'chair?

0:37:06 > 0:37:08She's gorgeous, isn't she?

0:37:08 > 0:37:11Yeah, I'm a bit biased, but she lights up my day.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13So, that's the pool.

0:37:18 > 0:37:19It's nice to see Bob here.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21Yeah, he's looking good.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23- You know they found something on his brain?- No.

0:37:23 > 0:37:27Yeah. He's had a scan and some tests.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29He gets his results tomorrow.

0:37:29 > 0:37:30You all right, Bob?

0:37:30 > 0:37:34Yeah, better now I'm not in there. Ha-ha! Ta.

0:37:40 > 0:37:41It's t'dogs.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48What happens if it comes off the wall?

0:37:48 > 0:37:49It won't.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51You need a purpose-built bungalow.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53So, who've you got waiting downstairs?

0:37:53 > 0:37:56Mam! It's supposed to be a surprise.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00- There you go!- Ohh!

0:38:00 > 0:38:01And she's off!

0:38:01 > 0:38:03THEY LAUGH

0:38:03 > 0:38:04Oh, it's a bit slow, isn't it?

0:38:07 > 0:38:08There you are.

0:38:08 > 0:38:09Hiya.

0:38:09 > 0:38:13I forgot to give you this. It came to t'shop. It says, "Leah",

0:38:13 > 0:38:15but I think they just spelled your name wrong.

0:38:15 > 0:38:19I expect it'll be people asking for money. I've had loads.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21What did you do with them?

0:38:21 > 0:38:23Depends what they're asking for.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26I've sent a few hundred quid to some of them, but binned the rest.

0:38:26 > 0:38:27What you doing out here?

0:38:29 > 0:38:30Talking to Leanne.

0:38:32 > 0:38:33What?

0:38:33 > 0:38:37Nothin'. Her mam's coming down.

0:38:37 > 0:38:38Right.

0:38:42 > 0:38:43I'll be two minutes.

0:38:43 > 0:38:44Right, see you later.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54She's coming. Shhh, everyone!

0:38:58 > 0:39:01THEY ALL CHEER

0:39:04 > 0:39:07Well, I never!

0:39:07 > 0:39:09OK, you can all bugger off now.

0:39:09 > 0:39:10THEY LAUGH

0:39:10 > 0:39:12I'm only kidding.

0:39:13 > 0:39:21Right, well, I've pushed the boat out. Everything's bought in, so eat up!

0:39:23 > 0:39:25- Put me near t'cake. - THEY LAUGH

0:39:37 > 0:39:40So I said, "You must be joking. In this outfit?"

0:39:43 > 0:39:45He's not going to come.

0:39:45 > 0:39:49Give him time. You look gorgeous, by the way.

0:39:49 > 0:39:50Thanks.

0:39:52 > 0:39:57Hospital rang with my appointment yesterday, half eleven on Thursday.

0:39:57 > 0:40:02You're mad. You don't need to! Don't you understand? He'll be begging you to take him back.

0:40:02 > 0:40:06But he's not attracted to me anymore.

0:40:11 > 0:40:12Who's that?

0:40:12 > 0:40:13Her husband.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16No!

0:40:17 > 0:40:22- I knocked, but nobody... - Oh, sorry, love, but you don't have to knock, this is your house.

0:40:22 > 0:40:26Excuse me! I think you'll find it's my name on the deeds.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Happy birthday, Maureen.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Thank you very much.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33I'm so pleased you came, Dave.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36I wouldn't miss your mam's birthday. Even though she hates me guts.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39She doesn't hate you, honestly.

0:40:42 > 0:40:43Do you think I look different?

0:40:43 > 0:40:46Yeah, yeah, what've you done?

0:40:46 > 0:40:50I've had my eyes lasered, so no more glasses and look at my teeth.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53And no more frizzy hair, either.

0:40:53 > 0:40:54I liked your hair curly.

0:40:54 > 0:40:57Well, I can easily curl it again.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00I've got make-up on and I've bought lots of new clothes and underwear.

0:41:00 > 0:41:01Some of it's really pretty.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08It seems like ages since I've seen you.

0:41:08 > 0:41:09It's just a week.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11It's the longest week of my life.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13Yeah, me too.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16What did you say?

0:41:16 > 0:41:17I said I've missed you, too.

0:41:17 > 0:41:18Awww, Dave.

0:41:18 > 0:41:22I've been so stupid, I've not looked after meself.

0:41:22 > 0:41:23You look great.

0:41:23 > 0:41:28Thanks. I'm never going to let myself go again, ever. I promise.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31We can really enjoy our lives together now we've got money,

0:41:31 > 0:41:32we can do everything you want.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36Put your arms around me, love, please.

0:41:38 > 0:41:41Do you know what everyone in this room's thinking?

0:41:41 > 0:41:43They can think what they want.

0:41:44 > 0:41:48Look at her, fawning over him.

0:41:48 > 0:41:52- She won't hear a wrong word said about him.- She's a soft touch.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Do you know she's having a load of cosmetic surgery on Thursday?

0:41:55 > 0:41:59No! What the hell for?

0:41:59 > 0:42:02For him, and she's no idea what she's going to go through.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12DOORBELL

0:42:12 > 0:42:16I'll get it. I'll bring you some breakfast up.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21Oh, hello! What are you doing here so early?

0:42:24 > 0:42:26I brought your mam's cream.

0:42:26 > 0:42:30I noticed she's got a few new sores, didn't want it spoiling her holiday.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33Sorry I couldn't make it yesterday.

0:42:33 > 0:42:38- That's all right. Where's Karen? - We've had to split up, that many to see.

0:42:38 > 0:42:39Did your mam enjoy herself?

0:42:39 > 0:42:45Yeah. I think so. I was a bit taken up with other things.

0:42:45 > 0:42:46Everything all right?

0:42:46 > 0:42:50Fantastic. Dave's back.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52Really?

0:42:52 > 0:42:55I'm just doing him some breakfast now. We had a good talk last night

0:42:55 > 0:42:58and we decided we'd give it another go.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00Now I'm making an effort he said I looked great.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03You've won the Lottery, course he's going to say that.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05No, he meant it, I could tell he did.

0:43:05 > 0:43:08I'm just looking out for you.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11Anyway, best get this cream on.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13If you could do the same again tonight.

0:43:17 > 0:43:18'Oh come on, Stuart, he leaves her,'

0:43:18 > 0:43:23two days later he finds out she's won the Lottery and thinks, "Shit, what have I done?"

0:43:23 > 0:43:26Then she invites him to a party, whoopee! Great excuse to get back with her.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28It might not be because of the money.

0:43:28 > 0:43:31A little less chat and a little more work, please.

0:43:32 > 0:43:33Tosser.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35I can't stand him.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37I don't think I can stick it anymore,

0:43:37 > 0:43:41- it's not like I need the money. - We might get Bob back next week. - He got his results today.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44I've rung him twice, but it just keeps going to answer machine.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51Chris?

0:43:53 > 0:43:54You all right?

0:43:56 > 0:43:58Hang on a minute, love.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02What's the matter?

0:44:02 > 0:44:05Nothing, I'm fine, everything's fine.

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Is it something me mam said?

0:44:07 > 0:44:12- Cos she can be very grumpy in the morning.- It's nothing to do with your mam, it's Dave.

0:44:13 > 0:44:15Dave?

0:44:17 > 0:44:21He doesn't love you. He's only come back for the money.

0:44:21 > 0:44:26No, you're wrong. And you shouldn't say things like that about him. You don't know him.

0:44:26 > 0:44:30I do. We've been having a relationship for the past 10 months.

0:44:30 > 0:44:34He wants to be with me! He's been staying at my place!

0:44:34 > 0:44:36And then he saw you on the telly

0:44:36 > 0:44:38with your big cheque and...

0:44:43 > 0:44:49I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything. I'm sorry.

0:45:09 > 0:45:14So, I've got an meeting with the financial advisor

0:45:14 > 0:45:17and the Lottery solicitor at 10, but after...

0:45:17 > 0:45:18I could come with you.

0:45:20 > 0:45:24Oh, you can't, love. Only members of the syndicate are allowed.

0:45:24 > 0:45:25Yeah, but I'm your husband.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27Them's the rules.

0:45:27 > 0:45:30Do you want any of this toast?

0:45:30 > 0:45:32I can't eat.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39Do you love me again, Dave?

0:45:39 > 0:45:40Oh, I never stopped loving you.

0:45:40 > 0:45:42Look at me.

0:45:45 > 0:45:46What?

0:45:48 > 0:45:49Nothing.

0:45:56 > 0:45:59"Eat on Us" for a fiver, you're all doing it these days.

0:45:59 > 0:46:02I think it's the recession.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04We'd like you to come down to the station with us,

0:46:04 > 0:46:06there's a couple of questions we'd like to ask you.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08Right.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11Well, I'll just tell my manager and get my coat.

0:46:12 > 0:46:13Is it just stuff they can't get rid of?

0:46:13 > 0:46:17It's a new promotion. Excuse me, I've got to go and serve.

0:46:22 > 0:46:25What are the police doing here again?

0:46:25 > 0:46:30- They're taking Stuart in for questioning.- What for? - I don't know. Are you all right?

0:46:30 > 0:46:34Yeah, I'm fine, I've just put me drops in.

0:46:34 > 0:46:38So you must be Denise. In future, do you mind taking these meetings outside of this shop?

0:46:40 > 0:46:41It wasn't my idea.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46Right, cabaret's over.

0:46:46 > 0:46:48You all right, sweetheart?

0:46:48 > 0:46:50Come on, let's crack on!

0:46:50 > 0:46:53Are you going to get this display sorted or am I going to have to do it myself?

0:46:53 > 0:46:56I guess do it yourself, cos I've had enough.

0:46:56 > 0:46:57I don't need this.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59- Where you going?- Home.

0:46:59 > 0:47:01Oh, won the Lottery, have we?

0:47:04 > 0:47:08- Hi, Denise. This is Ruth Brady, our solicitor.- Pleased to meet you.

0:47:08 > 0:47:11And our financial advisor, Ewan Richardson.

0:47:11 > 0:47:15Any questions you have about money, investments,

0:47:15 > 0:47:18law inheritance tax, you name it, they know it all.

0:47:20 > 0:47:23I'm sorry, I'm not crying, it's just me eyes that are watering.

0:47:29 > 0:47:34You see, that's what you call a proper motor, a 6.3 litre V8.

0:47:34 > 0:47:36Right.

0:47:36 > 0:47:39And she's only 176k.

0:47:39 > 0:47:42We couldn't get Billy and Tilly in the back though could we?

0:47:42 > 0:47:44Should we not think about it?

0:47:44 > 0:47:47What's there to think about? He's doing us a fantastic deal.

0:47:47 > 0:47:49DOG WHIMPERS

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Best not rush into anything, eh?

0:47:51 > 0:47:52Where are you going?

0:47:52 > 0:47:54I think Billy needs a wee.

0:47:56 > 0:47:58Can I have another sit inside?

0:47:58 > 0:47:59- Course.- Cheers.

0:48:08 > 0:48:10What were you saying?

0:48:10 > 0:48:15Don't know. I think this is when I heard Bob's voice.

0:48:15 > 0:48:17Just replay that for me.

0:48:18 > 0:48:23Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks to me like you're telling the intruder to "get down".

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Now, why would you say that?

0:48:30 > 0:48:34I've got a partial around the world cruise here which is a fantastic deal.

0:48:34 > 0:48:35Excellent!

0:48:35 > 0:48:37How long's it for?

0:48:37 > 0:48:3831 nights.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41No, I'm sorry, I can't take that much holiday.

0:48:42 > 0:48:45Denise, love, you don't need to work anymore.

0:48:45 > 0:48:48You don't need the money, you can leave that bloody shop.

0:48:48 > 0:48:53Why would I do that? I like my job, and anyway, I wouldn't want to leave Billy and Tilly for that long.

0:48:53 > 0:48:56How about an all-inclusive Caribbean cruise on the Royal Arcadia?

0:48:56 > 0:49:01It's two weeks in a beautiful princess suite with a large balcony and a butler.

0:49:01 > 0:49:04Sounds fantastic.

0:49:04 > 0:49:08- You'll visit Jamaica, Barbados, Trinidad, Granada.- What about wheelchair access?

0:49:08 > 0:49:10Me mam can't get about unless...

0:49:10 > 0:49:14This particular ship's not really suitable for people with mobility problems, but I could...

0:49:14 > 0:49:17We've got the brochures, why don't we have a look and get back to you?

0:49:19 > 0:49:21Sorry about that.

0:49:23 > 0:49:29We could afford to put your mam in a really nice residential care home now we've got the money.

0:49:29 > 0:49:30She wouldn't like that.

0:49:30 > 0:49:34How do you know? She'd be with people her own age,

0:49:34 > 0:49:36with proper nurses looking after her.

0:49:36 > 0:49:38Look at that.

0:49:38 > 0:49:40I know you worry about your mam, love.

0:49:40 > 0:49:43I've read about these care homes and they don't care at all,

0:49:43 > 0:49:45they're horrible places.

0:49:45 > 0:49:47Not all of them. Where are we going?

0:49:47 > 0:49:50Dogs' Home. She's staying with me.

0:49:50 > 0:49:54Right, so we've got all this money and we can't enjoy it cos we're going to be stuck with your mam.

0:49:54 > 0:49:56No, that's not strictly correct.

0:49:56 > 0:50:01It is. What's the point of us having it if nothing's going to change?

0:50:01 > 0:50:05- The point is, Dave, that we haven't got all this money. I've got it. - What?

0:50:05 > 0:50:08How long were you going to leave it?

0:50:08 > 0:50:10Leave it?

0:50:10 > 0:50:12Before you told me things weren't working out again?

0:50:12 > 0:50:16When I'd bought you a Mercedes? When we'd been on a world trip or a couple of cruises?

0:50:16 > 0:50:19- Or when I'd put a lump sum into your bank account?- You've lost me.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21When, Dave? When were you going to tell me?

0:50:21 > 0:50:23What are you talking about?

0:50:25 > 0:50:27I knew you'd fallen out of love with me,

0:50:27 > 0:50:30but I had no idea that you hated me so much.

0:50:30 > 0:50:31I don't hate you!

0:50:31 > 0:50:34You must do, otherwise why would you lie to me and try and trick me?

0:50:34 > 0:50:35I don't lie to you!

0:50:35 > 0:50:37How long have you known that you...

0:50:42 > 0:50:45How long have you known that you...liked men?

0:50:46 > 0:50:48What are you talking about?

0:50:48 > 0:50:51I'm talking about Chris, me mam's carer.

0:50:51 > 0:50:51What about him?

0:50:51 > 0:50:55He said you'd been seeing each other for the best part of a year.

0:50:55 > 0:50:59- What? That's ridiculous! - He said you were moving in with him until you heard I'd won the Lottery.

0:51:01 > 0:51:03Do you love him?

0:51:03 > 0:51:05I'm not even going to answer that!

0:51:05 > 0:51:07All right, have you got feelings for him?

0:51:07 > 0:51:10I'm not going to have this conversation.

0:51:10 > 0:51:13Well, you're going to have to, cos I want to know. I've a right to know.

0:51:13 > 0:51:15Know what!?

0:51:15 > 0:51:19He's told me everything! You might as well admit it, Dave!

0:51:19 > 0:51:22Don't pretend like you don't know.

0:51:22 > 0:51:24This is crazy, I'm your husband.

0:51:24 > 0:51:27Well, evidently that means nothing.

0:51:27 > 0:51:29I want to know if you've got feelings for him!

0:51:30 > 0:51:33He's a really nice bloke and we get on together.

0:51:34 > 0:51:39- And?- And...it's not straightforward, it's not easy to understand.

0:51:39 > 0:51:44Why don't you try me? I'm not so thick as you think.

0:51:44 > 0:51:47All right. It's a really long day when you're by yourself

0:51:47 > 0:51:50and I used to look forward to seeing him, that's all.

0:51:50 > 0:51:52Right. I get it.

0:51:52 > 0:51:54And did...

0:51:54 > 0:51:56Oh, God, I can't say it.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00I don't even want to think it.

0:52:05 > 0:52:06Did you do it with him in our house?

0:52:06 > 0:52:08Oh, for God's sake!

0:52:12 > 0:52:18It's true, isn't it? I mean, why would he lie to me?

0:52:21 > 0:52:26Have you got any idea how you have made me feel?

0:52:26 > 0:52:27It's not about you!

0:52:27 > 0:52:31It is about me! I married you!

0:52:31 > 0:52:36I stood up in a church in front of both of our families and friends and I said my vows.

0:52:37 > 0:52:40You're the man that I chose to spend my life with,

0:52:40 > 0:52:43I've never slept with anyone else.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45You're making a big thing about nothing.

0:52:46 > 0:52:48So you spent all of last week at his place.

0:52:48 > 0:52:52I had nowhere else to go! And I just needed time to...

0:52:52 > 0:52:55to sort myself out, see what I really felt.

0:52:58 > 0:52:59And what did you decide?

0:52:59 > 0:53:01I wanted to come back to you.

0:53:03 > 0:53:04So what's different?

0:53:06 > 0:53:07I don't know.

0:53:09 > 0:53:10I've won the Lottery, that's what!

0:53:10 > 0:53:15I knew you'd think that. So why didn't I come back the minute I heard, then?

0:53:15 > 0:53:18Cos it would be too obvious.

0:53:18 > 0:53:21Look - all I care about is you and me.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24You don't care about me at all.

0:53:24 > 0:53:25I do.

0:53:25 > 0:53:30You've no idea how difficult all this has been for me, what I've been through.

0:53:30 > 0:53:35You have got no idea what I'VE been through! All of this was for you!

0:53:35 > 0:53:38Eyes lasered, teeth whitened, everything!

0:53:38 > 0:53:42- You didn't do it for me. - I did! I'm booked in with a plastic surgeon next Thursday

0:53:42 > 0:53:45to get me face and me boobs done!

0:53:45 > 0:53:47Well, I don't know what the hell for.

0:53:47 > 0:53:53Because you made me feel like I was some kind of ugly freak, that's why!

0:53:53 > 0:53:55If you'd have been straight with me,

0:53:55 > 0:53:59told me you were leaving me for a man, I'd have tried to get my brain round it.

0:53:59 > 0:54:00Bloody hell, will you shut up?!

0:54:00 > 0:54:03I wouldn't have put up a fight, I would have accepted it,

0:54:03 > 0:54:07I'd have had to. I mean, how could I compete with a man?

0:54:07 > 0:54:10You're not competing with anyone!

0:54:12 > 0:54:1418 months after...

0:54:22 > 0:54:2518 months after I lost the baby...

0:54:25 > 0:54:28Don't, Denise...

0:54:28 > 0:54:30I went to the doctor.

0:54:30 > 0:54:34He asked me how often we made love and I lied to him,

0:54:34 > 0:54:36because I was embarrassed.

0:54:36 > 0:54:42Cos I thought it was my fault, cos I wasn't attractive enough.

0:54:42 > 0:54:46My fault cos I wasn't sexy.

0:54:46 > 0:54:51I know it was my fault cos you didn't love me enough.

0:54:54 > 0:54:56It wasn't your fault.

0:54:58 > 0:55:00So anyway, I've bought you the Mercedes.

0:55:00 > 0:55:03What?

0:55:05 > 0:55:09I went outside and rang them when I took Billy for a wee.

0:55:09 > 0:55:11I got the bank to transfer the money over.

0:55:11 > 0:55:14They'll deliver it whenever you like, but that's all you're getting.

0:55:14 > 0:55:16What do you mean?

0:55:18 > 0:55:21I don't want to share my winnings with you, Dave.

0:55:22 > 0:55:28Really? I'm your husband, I'm entitled to half of it.

0:55:28 > 0:55:34No, Dave, my winnings are not a matrimonial asset.

0:55:37 > 0:55:42You'd already left me and you didn't contribute towards the ticket.

0:55:43 > 0:55:45I've spoken to a solicitor.

0:55:48 > 0:55:51Yeah, I thought you would have.

0:55:52 > 0:56:00Well, I expect he's told you that you'll have to apply through the courts

0:56:00 > 0:56:02and that'll cost a fortune and anyway,

0:56:02 > 0:56:07according to the Lottery solicitor Section 25 of

0:56:07 > 0:56:11the Matrimonial Causes Act 1973 means you'll get bugger all.

0:56:13 > 0:56:17But just in case, I've given a million to the Dogs' Home

0:56:17 > 0:56:18and put the rest in me mam's name.

0:56:20 > 0:56:21Come on.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27So that's it, is it?

0:56:29 > 0:56:32A thank you for the car would have been nice!

0:56:34 > 0:56:37So this means you can look after me money, does it?

0:56:37 > 0:56:40That's right. It's a Power Of Eternity thingy.

0:56:40 > 0:56:42Your fish all right?

0:56:42 > 0:56:45Lightly done, just how I like it.

0:56:45 > 0:56:48Chris won't be coming anymore, Mam.

0:56:48 > 0:56:52I'm going to stay at home and look after you meself.

0:56:52 > 0:56:54What about your job?

0:56:54 > 0:56:56I'm handing my notice in, and...

0:56:59 > 0:57:02..Dave won't be coming back after all.

0:57:05 > 0:57:07Are you all right?

0:57:08 > 0:57:13No. But I will be.

0:57:14 > 0:57:20What do you think about having a bungalow built with everything in it to make life easy?

0:57:20 > 0:57:25- It'd cost a lot of money! - We've got a lot of money.

0:57:27 > 0:57:30Well, it sounds nice.

0:57:30 > 0:57:34I've seen a lovely plot right next to t'Dogs' Home

0:57:34 > 0:57:37and I'm going to be working there twice a week as a volunteer.

0:57:37 > 0:57:39Aww, that's right up your street!

0:57:41 > 0:57:46- Am I still going to Scarborough? - Well, I thought we'd all go when I finish at t'shop.

0:57:47 > 0:57:54- You're not having that operation then?- No, I don't think I'll bother with that anymore.

0:57:54 > 0:57:58I think I'm all right as I am.

0:58:00 > 0:58:02You're lovely.

0:58:04 > 0:58:06Yeah.

0:58:08 > 0:58:09I am.

0:58:20 > 0:58:23My life's become a bit of a roller coaster.

0:58:23 > 0:58:25Have you any idea who did this to you?

0:58:25 > 0:58:29I've been down the nick this morning. If they had owt, they'd arrest us.

0:58:29 > 0:58:34I draw the line at playing second fiddle to some third-rate club turn who couldn't keep her knickers on!

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