0:00:02 > 0:00:06- I'll be in touch once I have a court date.- I'll go to South Africa, to try and give us a few more years.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09I found something in the bottom of your wardrobe. A cash bag.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12A little red mini with a hood would be nice.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- He knows it was you who hit him. - No, he doesn't!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38I've been to the bank so whenever you want to meet up.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Yeah, sure. Have you got the gear?
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Right, you'd better be there!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm not handing over a million quid to some lackey. All right?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48That American's waiting for you in the other room.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- DOORBELL RINGS - I'll see you there.- I'll get it.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- I think we should have alternate boy girl on the sofa.- Yeah, that's fine.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Right, make space for the main man. Do you want me in the middle?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Yeah, you can go right in between Leanne and Denise.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Oh, any time you like, girls.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05It's fantastic.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Money buys you power so no-one can get one over on yer.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11No-one can, no-one can hurt yer.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15And my life's completely changed.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Why don't you stand up to her, say something?
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- It's like you're frightened of her. - I'm not frightened of me own mother.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27PHONE RINGS
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- You could've fooled me. When have you stuck up for me?- I do.- When?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33That's not the point. We're not arguing about me mam.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35I'm not having your mother tell me how to bring up my own son.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I'm not even having this conversation with yer.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39She thinks cos she's a dinner lady
0:01:39 > 0:01:42she knows everything and she blames me for the mess we're in.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Are we right?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- No, I'll see yer there. - But yer gonna be late.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49We've got them idiots from head office coming.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I said I'll see yer there! Do you want me to hold yer hand or sommat?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- They're waiting for me. - Yer paranoid.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I shouldn't have let you talk me into that holiday!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- That set us back two grand! - A week in Ibiza, big deal.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oi! What do you think you're doing?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I'm sorry, there's a gas leak! They're digging up the path!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Hi, Dad, you all right? Yeah, I'm just on me way to work. Listen.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I was wondering, you reckon you could lend us a few quid until...
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Yeah, right, well, I was gonna pay you back,
0:02:21 > 0:02:25but you went walkabout with what's-her-face, didn't you?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Well, I wouldn't ask yer if I wasn't desperate, they're gonna...
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I've gotta go.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Yeah, all right. Get off me!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Hello, Jamie. You decided to take a little detour, did yer?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59I want two grand off you or me gear back.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00I haven't got your gear.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Looks like we're going for a little ride, boys.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Where you taking me? Boss, seriously, it weren't even my fault.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17The bloke who was supposed to buy the gear off me screwed me over!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21He nicked it all, I can even tell you where he lives.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I work in a shop, you know where I work,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26you can trust me, I'm good at selling stuff!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I'll get you 400 quid as soon as I have been to the bank,
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I may be able to stretch to five.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Boss, I promise you I get paid today,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35you'll get your money by Tuesday.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- You've been saying that for three weeks now.- I mean it this time.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39I've heard it all before, Jamie.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41What yer doing? No honest, honest!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I've sold some stuff on eBay, I'm just waitin' for the money.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46And Rumpelstiltskin shagged Sleeping Beauty.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I know I screwed up this time, but you're not gonna lose out,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52yer gonna get yer money. I've sold me bike and me laptop.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53I done really well.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- I don't believe a bloody word you say.- It's the truth.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Do you want to know what the truth is?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00You work in a shop, Shit-For-Brains.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Shops have big shiny tills that are full of money.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Guess who's gonna be Guy Fawkes.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Oh, God. No, no, no! Please, I'm begging yer.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I'll do anything you want! Please, please.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Don't! I swear you're gonna get your money.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I swear on my mother's life, you're gonna get yer money.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- I'll do anything, anything you want.- It's too late.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19No! OK, listen, listen, listen.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23I know the number to the till at work and the safe and it's rollover week...
0:04:23 > 0:04:25OK, lads. Bonfire night.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27NO! NO! Jesus Christ no!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28I'm begging you.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30HE SCREAMS
0:04:30 > 0:04:31THEY LAUGH
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Tomorrow or it's petrol.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Can you undo me?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Eh? Can somebody untie me?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I promise you, I only found out about this two days ago.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- And as soon as I did.... - Sorry I'm late.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13This is Stuart's brother Jamie, they're both usually on time.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Pleased to meet you, Jamie. - I'm sorry, Bob, have I missed owt?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- We're all being made redundant. - What, yer jokin'?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Newbury's have bought us out. Yeah. Where is Stuart?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26He's on his way in. He's had a row with his missus.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- What?- What I don't get is, why now?
0:05:28 > 0:05:33Last Friday and Saturday we had six and a half grand in that safe
0:05:33 > 0:05:36and rollover weekend we sometimes take even more.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38On a more positive note, by way of an apology,
0:05:38 > 0:05:43Head Office have offered a bottle of whisky or gin to each employee.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45And this is the interesting bit.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47He picks the whisky bottle up,
0:05:47 > 0:05:49not caring that his finger prints are gonna be all over it...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52and then he goes to crack Bob Davies' head open with it.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00So I gather you chose a bottle of gin?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Yeah, I'm not really a whisky drinker.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05But your fingerprints were found
0:06:05 > 0:06:07on the neck of the bottle of whisky that the assailant used.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Why do you think that was, Jamie?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Dunno.- Shall I tell you why?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Yeah, go on then.- The same reason your alibi didn't check out.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Hey look, it's not my fault
0:06:18 > 0:06:21if the Black Swan's CCTV got recorded over, is it?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23It were nowt to do with me.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- I was there, you spoke to me mate Wayne and he told yer truth.- Did he?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Your fingerprints were on the whisky bottle
0:06:29 > 0:06:31cos it was you that robbed the store
0:06:31 > 0:06:34and cracked Bob over the back of the head with it.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Well...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I guess you've thought of everything, haven't you, Columbo?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Hang on a minute,
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I remember now,
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I don't think you'll be able to tick that box, cos erm,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55if you look back at the morning footage, I think you'll find that
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Mr Allen offered me the whisky
0:06:59 > 0:07:01and I changed my mind.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I gave him it back and went for the gin instead.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08I'm sure it'll all be there for you to crawl over.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Now, if there's nothing else,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13I've gotta pick my new suit up from my tailors.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16I've got to look good for Bob's do tonight.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21You think you're invincible now you've won the Lottery. If I were you, I'd save some of yer money
0:07:21 > 0:07:24cos you're gonna be needing it to pay for a good defence lawyer.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Thanks for that piece of advice, Inspector Know-all.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Now I think you've gotta let me go.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I've told his son we are coming now.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Well, you just have to tell him I'm not then, won't you?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Don't see why we don't get a decent car.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I've just bought this house, a £20,000 ring
0:07:45 > 0:07:48and booked an holiday in St Lucia, so crack yer face.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Hiya.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Nice house.- Cheers.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53We've got loads to do to it,
0:07:53 > 0:07:55but we couldn't stay at yer mam's any longer.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- Oh, come and have a look at the pool. - Better go, you've been summoned.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- We bought everything off them, even the fishes.- Oh, bloody hell!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08HE LAUGHS
0:08:10 > 0:08:13What time are you and Stu setting off tonight?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I'm not going to Bob's do, it's my mate's hen night,
0:08:15 > 0:08:16it's been booked for ages.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Oh, right.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20I thought you were going...
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Hey, look at that, it's heated, right,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26and there's a sauna and sunbed room.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29It's wicked! Where's yer hen night?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Phonos. 12 of us, it's gonna be messy.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Right. Well, if you want to come back to me club later on,
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- I'll make sure they give you a few bottles of fizz.- Oh, yeah, great.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43So if I tell them I'm Stuart's fiancee, will they know who I am?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Yeah. Yeah, course they will. When did you get engaged then?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Oh, he's asked me to marry him loads of times
0:08:52 > 0:08:55and I saw this ring in a jewellers in town and I loved it,
0:08:55 > 0:08:58so I rang him and he said, "Yeah, just get it."
0:08:59 > 0:09:02We might get married in St Lucia
0:09:02 > 0:09:04and we'll have a party when we come back.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- We better get off, yeah?- Yeah.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Hey, great do, Bob, and congratulations!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Thanks.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Hey, Jamie!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Have you got something to say to me, lad?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Good luck in South Africa, mate.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53Ain't it lovely? Do you know when you're going to get married then?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Well, he said the honeymoon was in South Africa
0:09:55 > 0:09:57so he's going to have to get a move on.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00And next week I get the Porsche.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Oh, you all right?- Yep.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03The room's just there.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- You get yourself sorted babe, all right?- Yeah.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Yeah.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- You all right?- Yeah.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Oh, it's our Jamie.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26So what are you two up to then? As if I need to ask.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28We've just put Stacey to bed.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Right.- Well, we have.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Don't, Leanne, he's off his face.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Piss off!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Anyway don't bother me what you get up to, I'm not yer missus.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- All that sniff's given yer brain rot.- Tosser!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43SHE VOMITS
0:11:05 > 0:11:07THEY SQUEAL AND CHEER
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Hey, boys!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16How are you doing?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18THEY CHEER
0:11:18 > 0:11:20CAR APPROACHES
0:11:26 > 0:11:28What are you doing here?
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Do you want a lift?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Yeah.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Right, night, girls!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36See you after my holiday!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38THEY CHEER
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Cheers, Wayne. Are they treating you well?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Can't complain.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Nice job, eh?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Yeah, good to be earning a bit of money.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58And that's for the bit of business yer sorted for me.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Cheers, mate.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03The police asked me loads of other stuff,
0:12:03 > 0:12:05but I just kept saying what you told me to say.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Job well done, mate.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10The whole lot'll be up his nose by morning.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12What did you give it him for then?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Cos I owed him and I don't like owing people money,
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I've been there, done that.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- So do you still take stuff? - No, I'm clean.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Really?- Yeah, I'm serious.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I had to make a choice when I won the money,
0:12:27 > 0:12:31either I sniff the lot away or live the life I've always wanted.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I didn't think you had it in yer.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Well, there you go.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41I didn't like being mashed off my head anyway, scared to go outside.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43It made me do things I'm not proud of.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Like what?- I'm not telling you.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52So, changing the subject, have you had a good night?
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Oh, it was great to be meself again, not being mum.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57I don't see you as just being a mum.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00SHE LAUGHS
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Are you schmoozing me? - No, it's the truth.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09So, did you have a good time at Bob's do?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10It were a bit boring.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Best bit was when he asked his missus to marry him,
0:13:12 > 0:13:15she wouldn't give him an answer till he agreed to go to South Africa.
0:13:15 > 0:13:21Awww, you know, first time Stuart asked me to marry him
0:13:21 > 0:13:24was when I told him I was pregnant with Jack.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28We'd only been together three and a half months. I was so mixed up.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I didn't know if I was going to have the baby or not.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I bet yer glad you did.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Yeah, I am now, cos I wouldn't have had Jack.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42But I remember feeling like, really depressed,
0:13:42 > 0:13:45thinking that me life were over and everything.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49So things worked out for you and our Stu?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I think so.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I mean, I wish he'd stand up to yer mam sometimes
0:13:54 > 0:13:57and I don't see why she has to live with us
0:13:57 > 0:13:59now we've got all this money.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03He'll never do owt to upset me mam. He's always been her favourite.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06I suppose I were me dad's favourite.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Do you know what though, he never tells me anything.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Sometimes I think I am invisible.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Might as well have a bag on me head.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57I got what I owe yer.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Found a big shiny till, did ye?
0:14:59 > 0:15:00How much?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Two grand.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03It's three now.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- What?- Interest, sunshine.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09You can't do that. It's all I've got.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Oh, yes, I can. Come on, cough up.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Chop-chop.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Good lad.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33I thought I were hearing things when he said
0:15:33 > 0:15:35we should take yer mam to St Lucia...
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Come on, we're leaving.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- But I haven't finished me... - Come on.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Jamie!
0:15:43 > 0:15:48Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. Look at you in yer snazzy suit.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53How are you mate? I heard yer news, you must be made up.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Yeah.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56So where you buyin' these days?
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Out of town.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Right... And you must be a model, darlin',
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- with a face and figure like that. - Who are you?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- A mate of your boyfriend. - He's not my boyfriend.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Come on, Amy. - Even though he's won the Lottery?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Yeah, well, I'm with his brother and he won it as well.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Good for you, darlin'.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- So rumour has it you're part owner of this place.- Rumour'd be right.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- If you ever want to talk business. - I know where to find you.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- We could work together, me and you. - Yer don't know anything about clubs.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Don't be a dick. I'm not talkin' clubs.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Well, that's what I'm into.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29So no, I don't think so.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Do you mind? This is new.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Stuart's gonna go mad when he realises what time it is.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Car's not here, he'll have stayed over.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58No, he'd have rung me if he were staying over.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Maybe he had sommat else on his mind.- Like what?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07HOUSE ALARM SOUNDS
0:17:14 > 0:17:15What's the number?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Right. I think we changed it to Daisy's birthday.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Oh, how do you cancel?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23It's gonna go off!
0:17:24 > 0:17:252012!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Happy now you've woken the whole bloody house up.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Who yer with?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- No-one. - < Nanna.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36It's all right, darlin', I'm coming.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38HE SNIGGERS
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Witch!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Why didn't you want yer mam to know you were here?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Cos I don't want her knowing all me business, that's why.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53I'm not me brother.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57So what did you think to me club then?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01It's all right, not my kind of place.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Really, what's your kind of place then?
0:18:04 > 0:18:09I don't know. I just think all that stuff's a bit seedy.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Says you sat there looking like a porn star.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I'm only dressed like this cos of the hen night.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Yeah, I know, I'm winding you up. You look fantastic.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Mind you, you could wear a black bin-liner and still look sexy.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- I wish.- You could, you know you could, an' all.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29You're an amazing lookin' bird.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31First time I saw yer I thought you were fit.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- Really?- Yeah! I was dead jealous of me brother.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38He don't know how lucky he is.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39He's got everything.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Yeah, like you haven't(!)
0:18:40 > 0:18:45Nah, I mean, you know, stuff that matters, like you,
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- the kids and this house. - You could buy an house.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51What for? If I was with someone that'd be different but...
0:18:52 > 0:18:55How come you never keep a girlfriend?
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Dunno. I went out with Mel for 11 months,
0:18:59 > 0:19:01that's longest I've been out with anyone.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Why did it finish?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06I was on't sniff and I nicked 50 quid out of her purse.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- She found out, she dumped me. - I don't blame her.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10You've never tried it, have you?
0:19:12 > 0:19:13No.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Have yer got some?
0:19:16 > 0:19:20No. I've told you I'm clean and I wouldn't give you any if I had.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- Cheers!- I like yer, so why would I?
0:19:25 > 0:19:30First time I tried it, some lass had just dumped me.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I sat in this pub with me mate and he offered me a line,
0:19:33 > 0:19:37went to some house party, next thing I knew,
0:19:37 > 0:19:38I'd done in 120 quid of gear.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Oh, my God.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Yeah.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Has Stuart ever taken any?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Nah.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48He's never done owt wrong our Stu, he's never been in trouble.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Till he met me.
0:19:50 > 0:19:55That were nowt, just a bad credit rating. I mean real trouble.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00Before you knew our Stuart, I did six months in Saddleworth bad boys home for nickin'.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01I didn't know that.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Cars, clothes, anything I could get me hands on.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I went a bit mental after me dad left.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I suppose I were a bit like him really,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14he was always in trouble, an' all,
0:20:14 > 0:20:17HE SIGHS
0:20:17 > 0:20:22I bloody loved him though, I used to go everywhere with him.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25He used to make me laugh with his stories.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28There's this one time, right, him and his mate Steve
0:20:28 > 0:20:31nicked this bus, took it up to Blackpool,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34they charged people to ride it down the front.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36HE LAUGHS
0:20:36 > 0:20:37He was proper mental.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43I used to go round to his flat after he left,
0:20:43 > 0:20:46but the bitch he were livin' with wouldn't let me in.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50I hated her.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52How old were you?
0:20:52 > 0:20:5413.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01You see, the thing I couldn't get my head round was...
0:21:03 > 0:21:05..why he chose her over me.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09And then I got to thinkin'
0:21:09 > 0:21:12if he don't give a shit about me, then why should I?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30HE EXHALES
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Hey, come in t'pool. Come on, water's beautiful.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Stop it! What yer doing?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I'm sorry, you seemed to like it.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Well, I didn't and you should never have done that.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- All right.- I love Stuart.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I always have. I'm gonna be your sister-in-law.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- I thought you were coming on to me. - You thought wrong.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21TEXT ALERT
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Shit!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38We'll see how much you love him.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Jamie. Jamie.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Yer mates left you with a shit load of stuff on yer bill.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- HE SIGHS - They weren't me mates.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Shit.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45There's nothing that you could show me that'd shock me.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- I think this would.- Really?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Yeah. Cos it's your old man.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54What are they doing?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I'm saying nothing.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Two mojitos and a pint of lager.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Coming up.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Now then. I haven't seen you round here before.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26I haven't seen you either.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Right, well, I'm Jamie. I'm part owner of this place
0:24:28 > 0:24:31so from now on I'm gonna be pickin' the staff.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33But I'm dead happy with you, darlin',
0:24:33 > 0:24:36cos you've got a nice smile and lovely long eyelashes.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- They're false.- Now, you shouldn't have told me that,
0:24:38 > 0:24:40cos I thought they were your own.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- What's your name, then?- Tanya. - Tanya.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46So are you learning how to be a dancer or what?
0:24:46 > 0:24:47No. I'm a student.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50I'm just waitressing to earn some money through uni.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I'm more business minded me.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54So when I get this place turning over two mill,
0:24:54 > 0:24:57I'm gonna open a Blue Shutters in Manchester.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59By the end of next year, there should be one in every major city.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- You outside!- Piss off, I'm talking. I've just had this made, you tosser!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Did you show Amy a photo of me and Leanne on yer phone? Did you?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- I don't know what yer talking about. - Show me yer phone.- What for?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Cos yer a lying bastard, that's why.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12GLASS SHATTERS
0:25:12 > 0:25:15You do anything like that again and I'll kill yer.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Are you all right?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20All right, show's over, folks!
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Feet!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45I've booked six driving lessons.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- Can you hear me?- Yeah.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51It'll make it easier if I can drive our Jack to playschool
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- and do the shopping. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:25:55 > 0:25:59That'll be Denise. Mam!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Oh, right, I expect skivy'll get it.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- What's she doing here? - She wants us all to meet up.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10I didn't tell Stuart about you trying to kiss me.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Why would you?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15It were weeks ago. Anyway, you came on to me.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18I was just telling Denise, Leanne and Stuart are still
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- at the solicitors. They shouldn't be long now though.- Yeah.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Sit down.- Thanks.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27You've got a wonderful house.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Yeah, I know.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Did you get in touch with Peter?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Yeah. I left a message for Bob at his hotel.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Hot, in't it?
0:26:53 > 0:26:5587 degrees today.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Is it? Oh. Yeah.
0:26:59 > 0:27:06This, erm, this marriage, it is all above board and everything, yeah?
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Yeah, of course, of course.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11This is an accredited chapel and I'm the minister.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Right you are, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry, yeah.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Of course, yeah.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21It's just, it looks, erm, well, it don't feel real, you know?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Not like the sort of church in England
0:27:24 > 0:27:27where people like us normally get married, you see.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30That's because we're in South Africa.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Yeah, yeah, I'm being stupid. Yeah. Yeah.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35It's just because I'm nervous, I think.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Ah, well. That's perfectly understandable.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41You're making a lifetime commitment.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Yeah, and I might not have long left.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46I'm sorry?
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Nothing, it's not important, it doesn't matter.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51I'll shut up now.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Maybe if you listen to the chimes, it will calm you.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Yeah, yeah.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Will you look at that.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17What on God's earth made her pick me?
0:28:17 > 0:28:18HE LAUGHS
0:28:26 > 0:28:29You put the moon and the stars to shame, Annie Baker.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Right, come on, let's get on with it.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36Before she changes her mind.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38THEY ALL LAUGH
0:28:38 > 0:28:40We've just been to see about the new bungalow
0:28:40 > 0:28:43- we're having built for me mam. - < We're back!
0:28:43 > 0:28:46- Oh, lovely.- Where've you been? - You know where we've been.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48- Sorry we're late.- What are you doing in my house?- Cheers, bro.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- What's he done wrong? - He knows what!- No, I don't.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54- I'm sorry, I asked him... - Don't worry. It's not yer fault.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56When you showed me that picture of Stuart and Leanne...
0:28:56 > 0:28:59- Not that again! - ..police ended up getting involved.
0:28:59 > 0:29:04- Amy.- Police?- Stacey in't her kid. She fostered her and she did a runner with her.- He don't need to know that.
0:29:04 > 0:29:09I'm just explaining. God, what do you always take her side for?
0:29:09 > 0:29:11- There are no sides!- It's been hard for us! Especially me!
0:29:11 > 0:29:14With her and her daughter living here for three weeks.
0:29:14 > 0:29:15We'll be gone soon enough.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18You don't have to make me feel even worse than I do.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20I've said I'm sorry a million times
0:29:20 > 0:29:23and I've tried to make it up to you by letting you stay here, but...
0:29:23 > 0:29:25She had no choice, she was bailed to this address.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28- You must've said she could be.- Hang on! Can I just say something?
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Look, Leanne, I never meant to cause trouble for you.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Me and you have always been mates.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35I should've never taken that picture,
0:29:35 > 0:29:38but as far as I was concerned, it was just a bit of fun.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41Yeah, well your bit of fun might have cost her her daughter.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44- How come?- The birth mother wants Stacey back, that's how come.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47- Oh, shit.- And she's a junkie. What kind of life is Stacey gonna have
0:29:47 > 0:29:50- if the Welsh courts make her give her back?- That's easy sorted.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54- All I need's a name and address. - Which we don't have.- Don't you get yourself in trouble again.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58She's called Gwyneth Jenkins and she used to live in Portmead.
0:29:58 > 0:29:59How the hell do you know that?
0:29:59 > 0:30:02Well, when Leanne stole her baby, she did an interview
0:30:02 > 0:30:05and it was in the newspaper and it's all on the internet.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08- Why didn't you say something before? - Because nobody asked!
0:30:08 > 0:30:12All I came for was to tell you Andy from the Lottery's been in touch
0:30:12 > 0:30:14because they want us to do some sort of an interview about
0:30:14 > 0:30:17how our lives have changed since we won.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19What? For the telly?
0:30:19 > 0:30:22I don't know, but I thought we should discuss it
0:30:22 > 0:30:25cos I didn't know if you'd want to do it after everything that's happened.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27It makes no difference to me anymore.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30I've got to go, there's been a break in at the club.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32Let me know what you decide. I'm in though. See ya!
0:30:36 > 0:30:38So, what shall I tell him?
0:30:38 > 0:30:41- Are you gonna get paid for it? - They've just given us 18 million.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43I'll say yes then.
0:30:45 > 0:30:50So Stuart, Amy tells me that you're going to get married.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53- Are we?- What do you mean "are we?"
0:30:53 > 0:30:55I can't believe you just said that.
0:30:55 > 0:30:59We decided we were gonna get married in St Lucia.
0:31:00 > 0:31:01Everything's arranged now.
0:31:04 > 0:31:06She decided.
0:31:06 > 0:31:07I better make Stacey and Mia some tea.
0:31:10 > 0:31:15I'm so sorry, I feel like everything that I say is wrong.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20I think we best be making tracks, Denise.
0:31:20 > 0:31:25I now pronounce you man and wife.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29You may now...
0:31:32 > 0:31:34..kiss your bride.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36THEY LAUGH
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Come on, let's go, we've got a lot to fit in today.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15What the friggin' hell happened? They've trashed me Ferrari.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17Ah, shit! I didn't check out front.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20Jesus Christ, look at the state of you.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Bastards!
0:32:22 > 0:32:25We were just opening, security hadn't even got here.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28They just burst in and smashed the place up.
0:32:28 > 0:32:29I mean I couldn't stop 'em.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- Who rang the coppers?- Tanya.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34And you say they all had Leeds accents, yeah?
0:32:34 > 0:32:38Well, two of them, I didn't hear the other one speak.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Trouble seems to follow you around.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42In case you don't know, I'm part owner of this place.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44- Now are you done with Tanya? - I think so.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46Wayne, get Tanya a taxi home.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48No, I'm all right.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52- Are you sure?- Yeah.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Well, in that case, Wayne, get yourself cleaned up, mate.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57Cheers, mate.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06So. Did you get anything, off the CCTV then?
0:33:06 > 0:33:09- Nothing conclusive.- Maybe it was one of them that did the shop.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11HE SNORTS
0:33:11 > 0:33:12You never know.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16I've been meaning to ask yer something.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18If someone got caught with a load of gear on em, what would they...
0:33:18 > 0:33:20What kind of gear?
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Cocaine.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24How long would they go down for?
0:33:24 > 0:33:28Intent to supply or dealing class A, they could get anything up to life.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34If I died now, I'd die a happy man.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Don't start.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38No, I'm just saying, you know.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Oh, look, Bob. Zebras.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Oh, yeah.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48Oh, look at them.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Look. Warthogs. Look. Look.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Look at the little babies.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Oh, look!
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Look at those.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01They're not scared, are they?
0:34:01 > 0:34:03No, well, they live here, don't they?
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Hey, hey. Look at that.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Look! Is that a giraffe?
0:34:07 > 0:34:08Yeah.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Excuse me, love! Sorry, love. Can you stop please, love?
0:34:11 > 0:34:12Hey look at that, eh?
0:34:12 > 0:34:14It's amazing.
0:34:14 > 0:34:17- The only giraffe I've seen before was on the telly.- I know.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19I've never seen a real one.
0:34:19 > 0:34:20Isn't it wonderful?
0:34:20 > 0:34:22It's coming over.
0:34:22 > 0:34:23Bob!
0:34:24 > 0:34:28- Bloody hell. Look at that. - It's getting a bit close, Bob.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33I don't want it too close though.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36We could've shared a vehicle, you know,
0:34:36 > 0:34:37it would've been cheaper.
0:34:37 > 0:34:41I can afford it. Look, look, look, elephants.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43- Aww, look, Bob.- Look at them.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45SHE GIGGLES
0:34:45 > 0:34:47It's special, in't it?
0:34:47 > 0:34:50It's our wedding day and it might be the last day that...
0:34:50 > 0:34:51For heaven's sake, Bob.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54It's not going to be your last day, so get that out of yer head.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56What I was going to say was, "Our last day out and about."
0:34:58 > 0:35:00This is our first day as a married couple
0:35:00 > 0:35:03and there's gonna be hundreds more.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05Did you hear that, up there?
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Come on, give us a smile.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10- Got the elephants?- Yes.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Do you know something, you look really well.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16Do I? Not bad for three weeks of heavy drugs, is it?
0:35:36 > 0:35:38What?
0:35:38 > 0:35:40I see you've brought yer muscle with yer.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43I see you've brought yours. All right, what do you want?
0:35:43 > 0:35:44Money.
0:35:44 > 0:35:50There's, erm... Oh, how can I put it?
0:35:50 > 0:35:55..a little business opportunity that's sailing our way,
0:35:55 > 0:35:59a very lucrative business opportunity,
0:35:59 > 0:36:03one I'd like to share with someone who wants to invest, make a few bob.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05How much?
0:36:05 > 0:36:06A million.
0:36:06 > 0:36:07HE SNORTS
0:36:07 > 0:36:12- Is that all?- Which I'll turn into three in two weeks.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14That's about the same as what you won on the Lottery, in't it?
0:36:14 > 0:36:17- 3.6.- Yeah, well, there you go.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20It'll be nice to give it a little boost, won't it?
0:36:20 > 0:36:23I bet you've spent a few bob on club, yer Porsche and yer Ferrari.
0:36:23 > 0:36:27- Yeah, that you trashed.- I've got no idea what yer talking about.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30But it don't last long these days, does it?
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Especially when yer partial to a bit of powder yerself.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37I've got a little problem in Wales that needs sorting.
0:36:37 > 0:36:41Well, Brian's granny lives in Wales.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43Consider it done.
0:36:43 > 0:36:47And... How about you leave me a deposit,
0:36:47 > 0:36:49you know, out of goodwill.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Say, two kilo for my own private.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54HE LAUGHS
0:37:02 > 0:37:04It says in front of that menu there,
0:37:04 > 0:37:08those mountains are two billion years old.
0:37:08 > 0:37:12And I expect they'll still be here after we're long gone.
0:37:12 > 0:37:13I expect they will.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20So...
0:37:20 > 0:37:21Big day tomorrow.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24This is supposed to be taking yer mind off things.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26It's not working, is it?
0:37:26 > 0:37:28We're not talking, but we're both still thinking about it.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30You heard what Mr Shapiro said,
0:37:30 > 0:37:33he wouldn't do it if he didn't think you had a chance.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36A chance. What's the percentage, eh?
0:37:37 > 0:37:41Nobody wants to talk about that, do they?
0:37:41 > 0:37:43You've got to have a positive attitude, love.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46I'm trying.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12- If anything goes wrong...- It won't.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14- No, I need to tell you. - I don't want to hear it.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. - I'm not listening.
0:38:17 > 0:38:18Annie, I need you to listen!
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Then I can go into that operating theatre
0:38:20 > 0:38:23knowing everything's taken care of. All right?
0:38:23 > 0:38:27If things don't go well and I'm left-brain dead or locked in,
0:38:27 > 0:38:30I want you to turn the machine off, all right?
0:38:31 > 0:38:32Yeah.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Right. OK.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37I want my body flying back to England
0:38:37 > 0:38:39and I want burying in Gledhill cemetery
0:38:39 > 0:38:42and make sure you get the plot next to it for you, yeah?
0:38:42 > 0:38:43I don't want any flowers,
0:38:43 > 0:38:47I want donations made to brain tumour research.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50I want Bruce Springsteen's Thunder Road
0:38:50 > 0:38:52when people come into the church, right.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54I want them playing that and then...
0:38:54 > 0:38:56I'm sorry, but this is as far as you can go.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59Oh, I won't be a second, I just need to tell my wife something.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02Right, I want Bruce Springsteen when people are coming into the church
0:39:02 > 0:39:06and This Life when they put me in the ground. Right?
0:39:06 > 0:39:11The house, the money, everything I've got, that's yours, right?
0:39:11 > 0:39:13But just make sure the lads are all right...
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Course.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17..especially our Mathew what with Gemma being pregnant
0:39:17 > 0:39:20and him being a bit of a dreamer, you know.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22So...
0:39:23 > 0:39:27I'll either see you in intensive care or Gledhill cemetery.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29- I love you!- I love you.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Love you.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34OK. Thank you, thank you very much. Sorry.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56- Where's all me shirts? - They're all packed.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00You'll have to open the case and take one off the top.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02I can't wait to get on that plane.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06Tina says you get champagne and movies in first class.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11They know we've got a limo coming later, don't they?
0:40:11 > 0:40:12Yeah.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30You could jump bail.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32We could run away.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35I did something wrong
0:40:35 > 0:40:38and now I've got to get it sorted,
0:40:38 > 0:40:40for Stacey's sake.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44There's plenty of people that do things wrong
0:40:44 > 0:40:46and never end up payin' for it.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49They spend the rest of their lives looking over their shoulder,
0:40:49 > 0:40:51worried that it's gonna catch up with them.
0:40:56 > 0:40:57Yeah.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04So are Denise and Rodney gonna bring you back?
0:41:06 > 0:41:09I don't know that I'm coming back.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Right.
0:41:14 > 0:41:18Do you mind if we take a bit of footage of you and the house, Joyce?
0:41:18 > 0:41:20It's not my house, it's our Stuart's.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22I live up there, above the garage.
0:41:23 > 0:41:27That's all right, two-car garage, not bad.
0:41:27 > 0:41:28It's nice. It's lovely.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30Mandy, get this, right here.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33It's our Jamie. That must be for me.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35And that's Jamie, your youngest son, right?
0:41:35 > 0:41:37Yeah, that's right.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39SHE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY
0:41:39 > 0:41:40That's wonderful.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Oh! Oh!
0:41:42 > 0:41:44- It's a present for you, Mam. - Oh, Jamie!
0:41:44 > 0:41:45I hope you like red?
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Oh, love.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50SHE SQUEALS WITH EXCITEMENT
0:41:50 > 0:41:52There you go. Oh, this is Tanya by the way.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Hello, love. How are you? Nice to meet you.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57- Can she be in the documentary?- No.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59- You go ahead, Tanya, I'll be in in a minute.- Yeah.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01- Are you Jamie's girlfriend? - No, I'm not.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Oh, thanks, love! It's gorgeous!
0:42:06 > 0:42:08SHE GIGGLES
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Oh, Jamie!
0:42:11 > 0:42:13I'll have that cash bag you found now.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16I burnt it, same day as I found it.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19Did you really think I'd shop my own son?
0:42:23 > 0:42:27I can't believe you want to do the interview in that horrible T-shirt.
0:42:27 > 0:42:28What does it matter?
0:42:28 > 0:42:30So, I thought we'd do a couple of group interviews,
0:42:30 > 0:42:32then some individual ones, OK?
0:42:32 > 0:42:35We could do them round the pool or in't orangery.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37You've got a pool?
0:42:37 > 0:42:38Yeah.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40Didn't Stuart tell you?
0:42:42 > 0:42:43Mam show you her Mini?
0:42:43 > 0:42:47- No.- It's parked up outside. You should go have a look at it.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52I think your mother was very touched.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Yeah. He's all heart, my brother.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57Come on, I'll show you the pool.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07Do you want me to talk about how I hadn't paid my Lottery money?
0:43:07 > 0:43:11No, no need. I'm sorry you had to go through all that.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13I was just a bit shocked
0:43:13 > 0:43:16when I found out it was our Jamie that hadn't voted for me.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18Oh, it's all right, he told me.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21I thought it was a strange thing for one brother to do to another.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Hey, Leanne.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Just so you know, should go all right in Wales
0:43:29 > 0:43:33cos Stacey's real mum, she's not gonna be in court, I sorted it.
0:43:33 > 0:43:38- What?- She's having a nice holiday with a few quid in her back pocket,
0:43:38 > 0:43:41seems like she wanted that more than her daughter back.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44- Oh, my God! You shouldn't have done that.- Why not?
0:43:44 > 0:43:46Sometimes you've got to take matters into your own hands,
0:43:46 > 0:43:50tip the scales a bit. Anyway, I owed you after all the trouble I caused.
0:43:50 > 0:43:53DOORBELL RINGS
0:43:53 > 0:43:56- I think we should do alternate boy girl on the sofa.- Yeah.
0:43:56 > 0:43:57What time are you leaving?
0:43:57 > 0:44:00Straight after this, cos it's a five hour drive.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Right, make space for the main man. You want me in the middle?
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Yeah, you can go between Leanne and Denise.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06Any time you like, girls.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10Someone wants to see you.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14Who is it?
0:44:14 > 0:44:16Me!
0:44:16 > 0:44:18THEY LAUGH
0:44:18 > 0:44:19Look who it is. Bloody hell, Bob.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22- I can't believe you're back. - Awww, Bob!
0:44:22 > 0:44:24He wanted to come straight from the airport.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27I wasn't going to miss out this time, was I?
0:44:27 > 0:44:29We brought a little something for the kids.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32Look at this house! Oh, hello. A bloody mansion.
0:44:32 > 0:44:35It's got five bedrooms, a pool and a nanny flat.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38It's so lovely to see yer.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Well, it's lovely to be here.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43Come on then, how are yer all?
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Never mind us, how are you?
0:44:45 > 0:44:49Well, it worked, they think they got it all.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52Obviously they can never say 100%, I've got to have some more treatment
0:44:52 > 0:44:54and hopefully I'll be all right.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56- That's fantastic news.- The best.
0:44:56 > 0:45:00- How was it?- When I came round from the op, I had a head from hell.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03- He had to have a lot of painkillers. - I'm still on them.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06I swear it was worse than that crack on the head with the whisky bottle.
0:45:06 > 0:45:07Worth it though, eh?
0:45:07 > 0:45:12Oh, yeah, well worth it. I wouldn't be here otherwise, would I?
0:45:12 > 0:45:15Oh heavens, I nearly forgot, may I introduce you
0:45:15 > 0:45:17to Mrs Annie Davies.
0:45:17 > 0:45:18Aw!
0:45:18 > 0:45:21- Congratulations. - Cheers, thank you.
0:45:21 > 0:45:22Well made up for you, Bob.
0:45:22 > 0:45:26Bob, would you mind if we throw you in at the deep end?
0:45:26 > 0:45:27Oh, no.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30Go ahead and just look straight into camera.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32Right.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35Bob, how's winning the Lottery changed your life?
0:45:35 > 0:45:38Well, it took a bit of time to sink in at first,
0:45:38 > 0:45:41what with the crack on the head and that and, er,
0:45:41 > 0:45:43I wasn't sure how much money to give my lads, you know.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45I mean, it's a responsibility, isn't it?
0:45:45 > 0:45:49But...you know...erm....
0:45:49 > 0:45:51Anyway, Annie, Annie, Annie.
0:45:52 > 0:45:56On a more positive note, it's bought me more time
0:45:56 > 0:46:00to spend with the woman I love, God willing.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07We're getting off, I've got a club to run.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09Before you do, can I have a word?
0:46:09 > 0:46:12Yeah, sure. You can wait in the car, Tanya.
0:46:12 > 0:46:13See ya.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19Why did you vote for me not to get the money?
0:46:19 > 0:46:21What are you talking about?
0:46:21 > 0:46:23- Andy told me.- Liar.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25I just don't understand why you wouldn't want me
0:46:25 > 0:46:26to have a share of the winnings.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28You wouldn't have even been part of the syndicate
0:46:28 > 0:46:30if it wasn't for me getting you a job.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33- You got yer money, what's the problem?- You knew I was skint.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35I couldn't afford anywhere for me and Amy to live.
0:46:35 > 0:46:38How could you do that to your own flesh and blood?
0:46:38 > 0:46:40- You put her before me.- What?
0:46:40 > 0:46:43That day before we won the Lottery, the morning Amy left,
0:46:43 > 0:46:47you knew they were waitin' for me, but you didn't give a shit, did yer?
0:46:47 > 0:46:50All you bothered about was her. You let me go out there meself.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52She was leaving me!
0:46:52 > 0:46:55You've no idea what they did to me! You've no friggin' idea.
0:46:55 > 0:46:56I know what you did to Bob.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59That's got nothing to do with Bob.
0:46:59 > 0:47:02You're my brother, I looked up to you and yer let me down,
0:47:02 > 0:47:07just like Dad, just like every other tosser!
0:47:07 > 0:47:11I'm gonna hand myself in. I'm gonna tell the coppers everythin'.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14Yeah, yeah, whatever.
0:47:14 > 0:47:15Wanker!
0:47:19 > 0:47:20It has been a good thing though
0:47:20 > 0:47:24because I've been able to make people's lives better,
0:47:24 > 0:47:26especially me mam's.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29I am so pleased things are working out for you, Denise.
0:47:31 > 0:47:35I don't think it's made my life any better.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37I think I was happier before.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40I'm sorry to hear about your trouble, love.
0:47:40 > 0:47:42- I hope it goes well in Wales. - Thanks, Bob.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45I've bought a house and I don't owe anythin' to anyone any more.
0:47:45 > 0:47:50I suppose it's made me sort my life out though.
0:47:50 > 0:47:53I don't think winning the Lottery's changed me...
0:47:54 > 0:47:57..it's the people around me what's changed.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03What time's your taxi coming?
0:48:03 > 0:48:04I don't know,
0:48:04 > 0:48:06I don't care.
0:48:06 > 0:48:09- Once you get to St Lucia, you'll forget all about me.- I won't.
0:48:09 > 0:48:12I know you think I'm just this sad bloke who's got a thing for yer...
0:48:12 > 0:48:14- No, I don't. - It's all a bit embarrassing.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17I bet you can't wait to get in that car and leave.
0:48:17 > 0:48:18You couldn't be more wrong.
0:48:20 > 0:48:23I wish we were both free to do what we want, but we're not.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27I can't do this any more.
0:48:27 > 0:48:32- I'm coming with you.- No, you're not. Amy and your family need you.
0:48:32 > 0:48:36I don't love her any more and she don't love me.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38She only came back cos of the money.
0:48:38 > 0:48:39That's not true.
0:48:39 > 0:48:41It is.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47At Bob's party,
0:48:47 > 0:48:50you said I didn't have to do anything to make you love me.
0:48:50 > 0:48:51I shouldn't have said that.
0:48:51 > 0:48:55Tell me you don't feel anythin' for me and I'll forget it.
0:48:57 > 0:48:58Tell me.
0:49:00 > 0:49:03We've both got things we need to sort out before we can...
0:49:03 > 0:49:05Before what?
0:49:08 > 0:49:12What if I get things sorted, what if I get me life straightened out?
0:49:12 > 0:49:16I not gonna change my mobile number.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35SHE SOBS
0:49:35 > 0:49:37What's the matter, Mum?
0:49:37 > 0:49:40You all right, love?
0:49:40 > 0:49:42No, just drive please.
0:49:50 > 0:49:53- I don't know what we're doing here. - There's something I want you to see.
0:49:58 > 0:49:59Here we go.
0:50:05 > 0:50:07All right, wait here!
0:50:18 > 0:50:20HE KNOCKS ON CAR DOOR
0:50:20 > 0:50:21Get in!
0:50:27 > 0:50:30Just so you know, if anything dodgy happens, my bird's in the Porsche
0:50:30 > 0:50:32and she can speed dial straight through to my lads.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35That's not very trusting of yer, considering what I've done for you.
0:50:35 > 0:50:38Your little taffy squeeze cost me 2k and a couple of grammes.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41How do I know yer not gonna tie me to a tree and set fire to me?
0:50:41 > 0:50:45Bless his little cotton socks. Did I frighten you?
0:50:45 > 0:50:47- Have you got the stuff? - Have you got the money?
0:50:47 > 0:50:49My bird's just giving it a final count now.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52- You're sweating, son. - It's a lot of money.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54Show me the gear and I'll go get it.
0:50:54 > 0:50:56Daz.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13HE SNIFFS
0:51:13 > 0:51:14It's good stuff.
0:51:19 > 0:51:21Jumped up little arsewipe.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36What was all that about?
0:51:36 > 0:51:38You'll see.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40CAR ENGINE STARTS
0:51:40 > 0:51:43What's he doing now? I don't like this. Go! Go! Go!
0:51:45 > 0:51:47SIRENS APPROACH
0:52:04 > 0:52:07Get off!
0:52:07 > 0:52:09HE LAUGHS
0:52:15 > 0:52:17CAR HORN BEEPS
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Have that, you tosser!
0:52:19 > 0:52:20You bastard!
0:52:34 > 0:52:39No point taking my wedding dress, even though it cost thousands.
0:52:40 > 0:52:44So how long do you need to think about things?
0:52:44 > 0:52:47I don't know. You just enjoy yer holiday.
0:52:47 > 0:52:52That's not gonna happen is it, cos you've ruined it for me.
0:52:52 > 0:52:56I'm sorry, Amy. Buy yourself something new.
0:52:56 > 0:53:00Don't worry, I intend to. Are you going to be here when I'm back?
0:53:03 > 0:53:05I've no idea.
0:53:05 > 0:53:06It's her, isn't it?
0:53:06 > 0:53:08No.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10It is.
0:53:10 > 0:53:12I'm not stupid.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Bye, Daisy.
0:53:25 > 0:53:28You're not the man I thought you were, Stuart.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32You've changed since you've won the Lottery.
0:53:42 > 0:53:44Thanks for going with her, Mam.
0:53:44 > 0:53:47At least the kids'll be fed.
0:53:47 > 0:53:51Don't row with her, she's not all bad.
0:53:52 > 0:53:55Now then, little man, come here.
0:53:55 > 0:53:58Are you gonna be a good boy for your mummy and nana. Yeah?
0:53:58 > 0:54:01Why are you not coming?
0:54:01 > 0:54:06I can't, mate. I've got few things I have to sort out, OK?
0:54:06 > 0:54:07Come here.
0:54:10 > 0:54:15Don't you worry, I'll take care of 'em.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18You do what you have to do.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30Come on, love.
0:54:43 > 0:54:46People like that shouldn't be allowed to get away with it.
0:54:46 > 0:54:47They could've had guns or anything.
0:54:47 > 0:54:50- Yeah, they're proper thugs. All right, Wayne?- All right.
0:54:50 > 0:54:53You put my life in danger without telling me.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55I wanted you to see what happens to bullies.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57Yeah, well you should've asked me.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59- Two gin and tonics please, mate. - Will do, boss.
0:54:59 > 0:55:02I get paid £8 an hour, I don't mind picking your mum's car up with you,
0:55:02 > 0:55:05- but I draw the line at... - Well, how much do you want?
0:55:05 > 0:55:07- To do what?- I'll give you more money.
0:55:07 > 0:55:10Listen, I don't want you waitin' tables any more, all right?
0:55:10 > 0:55:14I think yer better than that. I'd like to look after you.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17You can continue with yer studies, but I'm buying this penthouse
0:55:17 > 0:55:21and well, I'd like you to move in with me.
0:55:21 > 0:55:23Why would I want do that? I don't even know you.
0:55:30 > 0:55:33Job well done, officer, come to give me a reward, have yer?
0:55:33 > 0:55:37James Andrew Bradley, I am arresting you on suspicion of armed robbery
0:55:37 > 0:55:38- and grievous bodily harm...- What?
0:55:38 > 0:55:41- You do not have to say anything... - What? Are you mental?
0:55:41 > 0:55:44I've just given you, on a plate, the biggest drug dealers in Leeds.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46..Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
0:55:46 > 0:55:50- What armed robbery?- Right Buy U supermarket on the 14th of October.
0:55:50 > 0:55:52- What a load of bollocks. - Not according to your brother.
0:55:52 > 0:55:54He's pissed off with me
0:55:54 > 0:55:57cos I didn't vote for him to get his Lottery money.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00Never mind, my brief'll sort all that out.
0:56:00 > 0:56:01I'll get me stuff.
0:56:04 > 0:56:06Go with him.
0:56:18 > 0:56:21Sir, he's driven off, he's gone.
0:56:21 > 0:56:22Shite!
0:56:22 > 0:56:24SIRENS BLARE
0:56:35 > 0:56:38Stay with him, Steve. Move it.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42Gone right, he's gone right.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49Come on then, let's see what you've got.
0:57:16 > 0:57:18PHONE RINGS
0:57:20 > 0:57:22Shit!
0:57:23 > 0:57:25SHIT!
0:57:32 > 0:57:34SIREN APPROACHES
0:57:40 > 0:57:43'Jamie it's me.
0:57:44 > 0:57:50'I've rung the coppers, I couldn't live with myself any more.
0:57:50 > 0:57:51'I'm sorry.'
0:57:51 > 0:57:53Please get urgent assistance.
0:58:20 > 0:58:23KNOCK ON DOOR
0:58:23 > 0:58:27Winning the Lottery's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
0:58:27 > 0:58:29HE LAUGHS
0:58:29 > 0:58:31Life's sweet!
0:58:31 > 0:58:34HE LAUGHS
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