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0:00:07 > 0:00:14This programme contains strong language.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36LOUD THUD

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Joy, hop it. Sleep.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02OK.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02GRUNTS

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Wait.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30WAVES CRASH

0:03:36 > 0:03:38SPLASH

0:05:47 > 0:05:51OK, I'm Detective Senior Constable Griffin, and today,

0:05:51 > 0:05:55I am revising standard procedure on taking control of a situation

0:05:55 > 0:05:57and cuffing a suspect.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01It's very important that every step of the process is followed.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03GIGGLING

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Your best option, and first preference, is to ask the suspect

0:06:11 > 0:06:15to lie face down on the ground, arms stretched out, palms facing the sky.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19OK?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21GIGGLING

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Could I have a volunteer?

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Anyone?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32No-one?

0:06:32 > 0:06:33GIGGLING

0:06:46 > 0:06:48You, Walker.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Sorry. - Take a seat, please.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58We are going to be engaging in a role play,

0:06:58 > 0:07:00where you will offer some resistance to arrest.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Do you understand?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Do you understand?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06You need to say it, Walker.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Yes, ma'am.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13I'm arresting you under suspicion for disturbing the peace.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Please lie face down on the ground.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Why? I didn't do anything. Eh?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20I mean, what did I do? Just tell me.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Lie face down on the ground, arms stretched out, please.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Hey, leave me alone, OK? I didn't do anything.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27- Do it now! - Nuh.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Now that I've given him the request three times,

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I am going to use force to restrain him.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Hey, whoa, what are you going to do, huh? Shoot me?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Why did you ask me that?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Why did you ask me that?! - Sorry, I was just doing the...

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Why the fuck did you ask me that?!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Sorry, I was just doing the... - Answer me, you shit!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Fallout.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Regroup. Fallout.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13I have to tell you, it's an honour to meet you.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17I heard about the pregnant 12-year-old in New Zealand,

0:08:17 > 0:08:18and the paedophile ring.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22A few of us ladies raised a glass to you shooting the Super.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Was he the architect of the ring?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26The facilitator.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28And did he get time?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Turned state witness. He got immunity.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34No, it's inefficient paperwork. You can't fight this thing.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I'll get you a key, and, erm, welcome.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Thanks.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Bye.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Hi. - G'day.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56That is an actual woman, by the way.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57THEY GIGGLE

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Hey, Griffin.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36So, are you good? Are you all right?

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Yes. Pleased to be back.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- I'm sorry, I possibly went too hard. - Mm.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48You know, I had three colleagues watching.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Detective Inspectors.

0:09:52 > 0:09:57Like a wall, they all stood up, and walked out.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Walker was undermining me.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01He was alluding to my case.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Did you, er, get counselling in New Zealand?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06You should have.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I would have insisted.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10He was challenging me!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12I had to check him.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Those cadets are our people, do you understand?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18You're supposed to stand by them, and encourage them.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20In that room today, you were an arsehole.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25So...

0:10:25 > 0:10:28how about we get together tonight, and you can tell me why?

0:10:31 > 0:10:32OK?

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Excuse me.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42GRIFFIN SIGHS

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Paddy did it.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56It's very neat.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Always in shades of blue.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00How is he?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03He's huge.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Taller than me.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Still doesn't talk.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Just groans.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16- Five years, is it? - Since the Queenstown bust, correct.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Correct.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26You were out in the wilderness a long time.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Steve said you fell off the earth. What was it?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35My mother was dying.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39And I got serious about someone.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42And?

0:12:43 > 0:12:44I heard you were getting married.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Yes.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53So, are you going to tell me what happened?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54No.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00I'm celibate now.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Well, that's a waste.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Frankly, Adrian, I just... I want to work.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13I'm good at it.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16I try to be good at it.

0:13:17 > 0:13:22You know? I've got my qualities, and...

0:13:22 > 0:13:24I don't give up.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Right, well, we have a problem we need to talk about.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- What problem? - Al Parker's case against you.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- The civil case. - It's not going ahead?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37He's shifting the argument.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Seems to be saying that the shooting was personally motivated.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Are you sure he was involved?

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Oh, fuck.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00OK, no.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04I did not see him sexually assault a child.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08But there is overwhelming circumstantial evidence,

0:14:08 > 0:14:11and there's his sexual assault on me.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- What, he tried to rape you? - He drugged me.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15I woke up in his bed.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Did he...? - Fuck me?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24I don't know. I don't think so.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25I'd like to think not.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29There was another time he...

0:14:29 > 0:14:32He was coked up, and he forced himself on me.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34- How far did that go? - He...

0:14:34 > 0:14:37He forced my head to his...

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- What, like a kiss? - It's not a fucking kiss!

0:14:40 > 0:14:41And that's when you shot him?

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Excuse me.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07HORN HONKS

0:15:39 > 0:15:42How would you take off a biohazard suit?

0:15:42 > 0:15:47You know, so you don't get Ebola when you take off the other glove.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Like, wouldn't you have to have someone suited up to

0:15:49 > 0:15:52take off your glove, and then they would have to have

0:15:52 > 0:15:56someone for their glove, which has to be disposed of?

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Just stay away from Ebola and do your homework, you know, that's...

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Yeah, but how do you know that you can stay away from Ebola?

0:16:03 > 0:16:04You just don't go there.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39This crazy bitch just slapped me in the face.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41She's crazy.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43HE CHUCKLES

0:16:53 > 0:16:56A two o'clock man.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Is it a new client?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00No. Puss. He's male.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13The girls are cleaning, OK?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15I don't want them cleaning my place.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Take your mail.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27No, no.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29No, no, go.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37No, no, no English class, not today.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Professor Puss.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41THEY SPEAK OWN LANGUAGE

0:17:42 > 0:17:46Puss, Cinnamon is gone in the night.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49She not say goodbye to any of us.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51We asked mama-san at lunch, "Where's Cinnamon?"

0:17:51 > 0:17:54She say she sent her to the shop.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56- She not there. - Mm.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01I called the shop to say, "You OK, sister?" But she not come.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02No-one come.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I tell Mama-san, "She not arrive".

0:18:05 > 0:18:08She say, "Oh, OK". She don't know.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Maybe she go Canberra. Maybe she go home.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14She cried too much, she need to take break.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17She is unhappy. It's best she goes home.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Puss, she not go home.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Her passport, in my bag.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29She tell me to put in the bag. No.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31So, she forgot her passport.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Sounds like she's still in the colony.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Let's just hope she has stopped crying.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Please teach us more English.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43OK, OK.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46No-one ever gives away power.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47Power has to be taken.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- ALL:- No-one ever gives away power.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Word for client, Puss.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Word for... Oh, I don't know. "Wow." - Wow?- Wow?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Yeah, "wow". Wow! Wow!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Very useful, you know.

0:19:00 > 0:19:05- Any time?- Yes, any time, you say it. "Wow! Your cock is big!"

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Wow! - Your cock is big!

0:19:12 > 0:19:16- How you want to say...? - SHE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Oh, bareback, blowjob.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Blowjob.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Blowjob, yeah, with an L.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Blowjob. - Bareback.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Blowjob. - Bareback blowjob.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Job... Job.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31- Now you go. - Now you go.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Yeah, now you go!- You go now! - Yes, come on, go now!

0:19:36 > 0:19:38No, I want YOU to go.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Now you go.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Yes, now you go.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44- See you. - Now you go.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46You go.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Now you go.- Now you go.- Now YOU go.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07My dad and my mum want to meet you.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13They want to know who I spend so much time with. Come for dinner?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Pap wants to cook for us.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17It's how dad shows love.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22I can tell them, "No".

0:20:22 > 0:20:25They will never understand a gutter guy like me.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29- They will love you. - No, baby, it will be class warfare.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34"What school did you go to?" Get fucked, you know.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39"What did your parents do?" I don't know. What parents?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42"What do you do?" Me? Oh, I teach dirty English.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Well, they will be impressed to know that you tutored

0:20:45 > 0:20:46at a university.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Why do you say "tutor"? You know very well that I was a

0:20:50 > 0:20:54junior professor at the Leipzig University History Department.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58OK, well, unlike you, my parents don't ask awkward questions,

0:20:58 > 0:21:02and they have manners, and they will love you.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06You don't think I can hold a knife and a fork, huh?

0:21:06 > 0:21:11See, my mother, she set the table at the castle in Neuschwanstein

0:21:11 > 0:21:15until Herzog Von Burmstadt through her across the floor

0:21:15 > 0:21:17and raped her very badly.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20And here I am, lo and behold, the bastard son.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27SHE GIGGLES

0:21:30 > 0:21:31Will you come?

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- How about Mimi? - Mimi, mate, cannot recommend.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51I mean, all right, let's be fair, great body, B+, B++,

0:21:51 > 0:21:54but bad attitude.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56So, anyway, I ask her for a kiss, and...

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Hey, what's that douche doing?

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- I don't know, getting a coffee? - No, not a coffee.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07So, you asked her for a kiss?

0:22:07 > 0:22:11Yeah, and after no tonguing, she decides to go down and give me

0:22:11 > 0:22:12this one-dimensional oral.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14I was sitting there like,

0:22:14 > 0:22:16"Love, is that supposed to be making me hard?"

0:22:16 > 0:22:17Pathetic.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- Where was this? - Burke Street, 517.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Where do you park when you go there?

0:22:22 > 0:22:23Are they looking at a coin?

0:22:25 > 0:22:26I don't know.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Parking's free, but you have to be in the left spaces,

0:22:28 > 0:22:30because the right has a meter.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34- Did you get booked? - Yeah, 90 bucks.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Mate, your voice is so high-pitched. Has anyone told you that before?

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- No!- Seriously sounds like your testes haven't dropped.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41What you want to do is try to speak deeper.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- MORE HIGH-PITCHED:- There is nothing wrong with my voice!

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Guys, look, it's the ridgeback.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Advertising!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Ritchie. - Very nice.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Nice studio shot.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Do we give her a recommend? - Meh, qualified.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Why is that?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I was in there the other day, I get in there,

0:22:57 > 0:23:01there's a dirty nappy on the bed, a baby crying in the room next door,

0:23:01 > 0:23:04and then she rolls over expecting me to take her bra off or something,

0:23:04 > 0:23:06and then she just falls off the bed, drunk.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Shocking.- I would've left straightaway, like, out the door.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Yeah.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13So then she gets on top of me, though, reverse cowgirl,

0:23:13 > 0:23:17and she's got this massive section of plaster on her arse, like this...

0:23:18 > 0:23:19- There you go.- Thank you.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Thank you.- Burger.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25I was like, "What's this? Where did they come from?"

0:23:25 > 0:23:28And she tells me the dog bit her!

0:23:28 > 0:23:30What, and you just kept going?

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Say what you want about it, you cannot beat her for enthusiasm.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37- I mean, she...she just loves to have sex.- Mate, she is soulless.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41- No, she's a nice person. - No, no, no, no. She's fucked up. Oh!

0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Brett's decided to join us! - Hey, what were you talking about?

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Er...Japanese coin.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Is that your coin?- Yeah.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52She used to collect yen, so we were just talking about it.

0:23:52 > 0:23:57- I went across to Silk 41 a couple of nights ago.- Who d'you see?

0:23:57 > 0:24:00New girl called Teena, cos your Cinammon wasn't there.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02On a steep learning curve but good natural rack.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06- Who is?- Teena.

0:24:06 > 0:24:11- Cinammon wasn't there?- Uh-uh. - What's so good about her?- Yeah.

0:24:11 > 0:24:15Ah, she gives a great GFE, according to Brett.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18What's with this girlfriend experience, you guys? GFE?

0:24:18 > 0:24:19You don't want to pay for that!

0:24:19 > 0:24:23What, you paying for someone to make you tidy up, clean the dishes,

0:24:23 > 0:24:24do your hair - that's bullshit!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Go home - get it for free!

0:24:26 > 0:24:28BEEP

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Oh. Hi.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Would you like your second coffee now?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Um, yes, please, I'd love another coffee.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Anything else?

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Nah.- Can I have a Sprite, please?

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Yep. That all?

0:24:42 > 0:24:43- Great.- Thank you.

0:24:46 > 0:24:51- She'd have a boyfriend.- Yeah. - Some dickhead.- Yeah.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Coward.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Foetus face!

0:24:56 > 0:25:01- Huh?- What is it about your Cinammon, mate? Come on - tell us!

0:25:01 > 0:25:06Uh... I'm not completely sucked in like you guys think.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09- I know what she's doing, but I like it.- What? What's she do?

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Er, she...kisses me.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17She brushes my hair, puts it in a different part,

0:25:17 > 0:25:21she slaps my hand when I try to do stuff she doesn't like.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23LAUGHTER

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Sometimes she makes me get her dumplings.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31- That's cute. - And you're paying for this.- Yes.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32You know with that transaction,

0:25:32 > 0:25:34it also allows you to park your dick in her?

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Yes, I do. - It's part of the deal.- I know.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Right, so when did you see her last? - Friday.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43I went in there on Sunday and she definitely wasn't around.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44What did you expect?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47I had to give her a little tasting after what you said!

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Can you piss off?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Hey, we've given you so many good contacts, man -

0:25:51 > 0:25:54you've squandered them so much. Annie - you wasted her!

0:25:54 > 0:25:56- You didn't see Cinammon? - She's not there - she's gone.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59No - she wouldn't go anywhere without telling me first.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01- Oh, I think you'd be surprised. - What, your girlfriend?- Yes.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05"Dear Brett, I've decided to see the world."

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Your paid sex worker wouldn't go anywhere without telling you?

0:26:08 > 0:26:11"Ah, I want to go on holiday, but I can't find Brett!"

0:26:30 > 0:26:32WAVES CRASH

0:27:12 > 0:27:13Hi.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17- Hi, Dan.- Hey.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Are you guys finished here? - Yeah, mate. All yours.

0:27:59 > 0:28:00- Mind if I come in, mate?- Come in.

0:28:02 > 0:28:06- I've got your rent. - Er, no, no, it's OK.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08No, take it!

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Just...

0:28:10 > 0:28:11You know...

0:28:14 > 0:28:17..I'm not the same as I used to be. You know that, right?

0:28:18 > 0:28:21You know, since going to NA, getting fit, eating properly...

0:28:21 > 0:28:26- I'm not the same. - Some of you's the same.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28I'm really different, actually.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31You know, I'm clean, for one.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35HE SIGHS

0:28:35 > 0:28:38You know, every time I go to the fridge,

0:28:38 > 0:28:40there's a bloody six-pack of beer staring back at me.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43- Oh, right.- Look...

0:28:43 > 0:28:44- Sorry.- You have...

0:28:46 > 0:28:48The thing is...

0:28:49 > 0:28:50..I've got to be honest...

0:28:54 > 0:28:59..I think...it's a little late to get to know each other, you know?

0:28:59 > 0:29:01We went our separate ways,

0:29:01 > 0:29:05and...I don't want to do any of the fake family stuff.

0:29:05 > 0:29:10No. Me, neither, but...

0:29:10 > 0:29:13Look, I'm struggling a bit at the moment.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16I've only been back two weeks.

0:29:19 > 0:29:25- Can't sleep. I'm anxious. Did I say I've been struggling?- Yeah.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29But I've started work, OK?

0:29:29 > 0:29:33And I really think that's going to stabilise me.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37The thing is, sis, this is Dan's room. You know?

0:29:37 > 0:29:40He moved onto the couch when we knew you were coming.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Only thought you'd be staying for a few nights.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47HE SIGHS

0:29:47 > 0:29:50- Oh, OK.- It's Dan's room.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52- That's the situation.- I understand.

0:29:54 > 0:29:58I'll find some place else. I'll start at the weekend.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04Thanks, sis.

0:30:06 > 0:30:10I'm sorry, by the way. About the wedding, I mean.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12Is it true you walked out on the day?

0:30:14 > 0:30:17Liam, I'm sorry - I'm really tired.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32"Dear Robin Griffin, birth mum...

0:30:34 > 0:30:39"My name is Mary and I'm writing now to thank you for having me.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44"You gave me the gift of life.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48"For this, I am very grateful.

0:30:51 > 0:30:55"I enjoy school and having fun with my friend.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02"Thank you for having me."

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Hello, Father.

0:31:49 > 0:31:50A taxi?

0:31:52 > 0:31:54- Puss paid.- Who?

0:31:54 > 0:31:56Alexander, my professor friend.

0:31:56 > 0:32:01And good news - he's going to come for dinner.

0:32:01 > 0:32:02He said yes.

0:32:02 > 0:32:06- I told him that you're a good cook, and I think you are...- You made it!

0:32:06 > 0:32:09- ..so not baked beans, OK? - It's good to see you, darling.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12Your hair looks nice. Did you give it a wash?

0:32:12 > 0:32:16- Did you guys leave me anything to eat?- Well, um... Come here. What?

0:32:16 > 0:32:17- No - don't touch.- What?!

0:32:17 > 0:32:18- Come on!- OK?

0:32:18 > 0:32:20Why can't I hug you?

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Because I said no. Didn't I just say that? I said don't touch!

0:32:23 > 0:32:26- Oh, come on, I'm your mother, it's natural!- No.

0:32:26 > 0:32:29It's not natural, cos you are a lezzo and

0:32:29 > 0:32:32- a woman of shallow discrimination who may want to fuck me, too.- Oh!

0:32:32 > 0:32:34This is what I'm talking about.

0:32:36 > 0:32:40- Don't worry - I like Isadore. - Oh, well, that's good.

0:32:41 > 0:32:45- Ow! That hurt! - It's touch sensitive.

0:32:45 > 0:32:46I know that.

0:32:46 > 0:32:50Listen, we'd like you to come and spend some time with us.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53I'd love that. I mean, what would we talk about? How sad Dad is?

0:32:53 > 0:32:56- I'm not sad, Mary.- He's not sad!

0:32:56 > 0:32:59- You don't think it's an insult?- No.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Really? Mum preferring a woman?

0:33:02 > 0:33:05Are you really going to eat a marshmallow with a dried tomato?

0:33:05 > 0:33:09- When can Alexander come to dinner? - Um...

0:33:09 > 0:33:13I have to ask, but what about Friday for you two?

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Uh, yeah, well... Friday's...

0:33:15 > 0:33:17- Dad, what about you?- Yeah, good.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19OK.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Well, can you not bring Isadore, cos you know how she likes to debate.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24Discuss would be the word.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26Well, I don't like discussions.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29Well, that is a problem with this family, isn't it?

0:33:29 > 0:33:32- You think that discussing is sexy. - What are you talking about?!

0:33:32 > 0:33:34You get all erect and red in the face,

0:33:34 > 0:33:36gives you a stage on which to be control...

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Now you're just flinging labels at me, so stop it.

0:33:38 > 0:33:43- You can't control me - you don't live here.- I'm not trying to control you! I'm here three days a week!

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Why don't you sit down with us and eat?

0:33:45 > 0:33:47You really want this to continue?

0:33:47 > 0:33:50Now, come on - let's work out a menu for the dinner.

0:33:57 > 0:33:58Pavlova, Mum?

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Sure. I'd love to.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05OK. Good.

0:34:05 > 0:34:07Well, does he like seafood?

0:34:07 > 0:34:10I could do a paella. Have you seen my new paella dish?

0:34:10 > 0:34:14Dad, I really don't care, I mean, I just really want you to like him.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17I think he's quite anxious about being older than me.

0:34:18 > 0:34:22Hm... Don't get all heavy. Handle yourself.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25You have to remember that people have free choice -

0:34:25 > 0:34:28- even your fricking daughter, OK? - How much older is he?

0:34:28 > 0:34:30It's not the old guys that you need to worry about,

0:34:30 > 0:34:34it's the young boys who are raised on porn who only want anal.

0:34:34 > 0:34:35Mary!

0:34:35 > 0:34:36Hm, it's true!

0:34:36 > 0:34:39A lot of girls are still virgins cos they've only been fucked up the arse.

0:34:39 > 0:34:40All right.

0:34:40 > 0:34:44- OK, so let's...- That's a real thing.

0:34:44 > 0:34:45Let's find out about Friday.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48Well, a lot of things are real.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Has to be a one-bedroom.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19Could be a studio, but I definitely don't want to share.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22It's going to be a bit difficult at the moment.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26- Doesn't matter too much about the condition.- Hang on a sec.

0:35:26 > 0:35:27I've got your key.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35You know Constable Hilmarson?

0:35:35 > 0:35:37There's a vacant one-bedder in North Bondi.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40Tate probably left it a bit of a mess but it's in a good location.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42Hm-mm. What number?

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Oh, um...

0:35:52 > 0:35:54You... You OK?

0:35:54 > 0:35:56There you go.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05OK.

0:36:05 > 0:36:06Right.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Thank you.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Mum, are there more actual candles?

0:36:53 > 0:36:59- How about these? Hm? - Mm, good, yep. Good.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15Are they friends? What's the relationship?

0:37:15 > 0:37:18Well, she stays there, so...

0:37:19 > 0:37:21They could be friends.

0:37:21 > 0:37:25A tutor... He was a history professor, right?

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Yep.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Hm. OK, family.

0:37:36 > 0:37:40- Not iceberg. Mum! It's floppy. - Come on, I haven't finished it yet!

0:37:40 > 0:37:44I'm using it like a bowl, like Chinese San Choy Bao.

0:37:44 > 0:37:49Hey, Dad, can I have 50 dollars? Now-ish? I said I'd pick him up.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52- He can't get a taxi by himself? - Well, I want to be with him.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54He hasn't been here before.

0:38:00 > 0:38:01Thanks, Da.

0:38:06 > 0:38:10What kind of guy is this? He can't get a taxi?

0:38:10 > 0:38:14So, your doctoral thesis had a long, long title,

0:38:14 > 0:38:19East Germany Post 1945 And Its Integration Into The Communist Bloc?

0:38:19 > 0:38:24Hm. No, it was, er... It was short.

0:38:24 > 0:38:28I fell out with my supervisors at the Leipzig University -

0:38:28 > 0:38:29they didn't like it.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Oh! Why?

0:38:31 > 0:38:35Well, I think they couldn't really handle the scope.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38- The scope?- Hm-mm.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40What was it? I'm fascinated.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44- The testimony of man.- Ah!

0:38:44 > 0:38:47What was your research tactic?

0:38:47 > 0:38:49There was none.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51You live it.

0:38:51 > 0:38:55But those guys, they are Communist caged budgies -

0:38:55 > 0:38:57- they don't know life!- Hm.

0:38:58 > 0:39:02I even had a part B, you know, the destiny of man...

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Is to love a woman?

0:39:04 > 0:39:08No. Well, if you're lucky, yes, but no.

0:39:08 > 0:39:13- That was not my part B. - What was it? Spill the beans.

0:39:13 > 0:39:17The destiny of man is to enslave women.

0:39:17 > 0:39:21- I was a feminist.- I still am.

0:39:21 > 0:39:25- Julia went to the UK to study under Germaine Greer.- Hm-mm.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28Well, when I got there, Germaine had already left. She was, um...

0:39:28 > 0:39:33She was writing, but her influence was definitely there.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35I was very, very lucky.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37I'd love it if you wanted to see some of it, Mary.

0:39:37 > 0:39:41- I mean, I'd be wi...- No. I hate feminism, Mum. It's boring.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43- See what we've raised? - I like wearing make-up.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46- Everyone at school does. - What about equal pay, Mary?

0:39:46 > 0:39:47What equal pay?

0:39:47 > 0:39:51I don't work. I think it's for older people. 35 and plus.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54Germaine, she just wanted to shake her titties at the world,

0:39:54 > 0:39:58and by middle age, these very same titties are getting droopy

0:39:58 > 0:40:00and nobody really wants to see them any more.

0:40:00 > 0:40:04Well, the same could be said about men and their penises.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Ah. You see, this is how academia works.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10Sexual anatomy debating one another.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12It's just a big wank, isn't it?

0:40:14 > 0:40:19Well, I taught revolutionary politics at high school for 15 years until they dropped the subject,

0:40:19 > 0:40:23but you, you, Alexander, you've...well, you've lived it.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Let's hear about it. I'm fascinated.

0:40:25 > 0:40:26Are you shaking your titties?

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Oh, I object to that.

0:40:28 > 0:40:29No, come on!

0:40:29 > 0:40:34No, I do! I do! That's sexist.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37For revolution, my dear, you need a strong stomach.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40- The rule of the 100,000... - What 100,000?!

0:40:40 > 0:40:42Corpses, madam.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45100,000 corpses. Nothing happens at less cost.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50But don't misunderstand me. As I said, I am a feminist.

0:40:52 > 0:40:53Your plate, baby?

0:40:55 > 0:40:56Thank you.

0:41:05 > 0:41:10- Don't flirt with him. He's my friend.- Flirt?! I'm not flirting!

0:41:10 > 0:41:13- No, you are.- I'm crying.

0:41:13 > 0:41:14No, you are facing up to him.

0:41:14 > 0:41:17You are asking pointless questions,

0:41:17 > 0:41:19going on about how you went to university - I mean...

0:41:19 > 0:41:21I'm just trying to survive.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25Oh, as am I trying to survive your endless need for attention.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27This is about me and my boyfriend.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30So he is your boyfriend?

0:41:30 > 0:41:33Oh, God! How old is he?

0:41:33 > 0:41:37Yes, he is older, but unlike you and Dad, we love each other!

0:41:41 > 0:41:43SHE CRIES

0:41:50 > 0:41:52So, how did you meet?

0:41:52 > 0:41:56- Oh, gosh, we've known each other since we were kids.- Oh, that's cool.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59Yeah, our parents had beach houses next to each other.

0:41:59 > 0:42:03- You know how it is. - Well, no, I don't know how it is.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05My mother, she was a cleaner, you know? No money.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07No seaside holidays for me.

0:42:10 > 0:42:11Oh, OK.

0:42:13 > 0:42:18- Did Mary tell you that we're not still together?- I can feel it.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21Your wife has the big balls of a new romance.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27This is a little awkward...

0:42:29 > 0:42:30Yeah?

0:42:30 > 0:42:37I, er, came to ask the father for the daughter's hand in marriage.

0:42:37 > 0:42:39Mary?

0:42:39 > 0:42:42- Yes.- She's 17!

0:42:43 > 0:42:46She's still got another year after this of school!

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Yeah, if she continues.

0:42:50 > 0:42:55So what's happening? Shall we get dessert or are we taking a break?

0:42:57 > 0:43:01Alexander is asking for our permission to marry Mary.

0:43:01 > 0:43:02Why?

0:43:03 > 0:43:05You can't think why?

0:43:07 > 0:43:11- Anyone can see she's too young! - But then you don't see me.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13You don't know our love.

0:43:13 > 0:43:18We are happy, and I want to be polite, but in one month's time,

0:43:18 > 0:43:22she can legally marry, so we will be married.

0:43:22 > 0:43:23Hm.

0:43:26 > 0:43:29POP MUSIC PLAYS

0:43:29 > 0:43:31Mary. Mary!

0:43:31 > 0:43:33Don't talk - just dance.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37It's a mistake. Don't marry.

0:43:48 > 0:43:51Puss, let's go. We're going to my bedroom.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02SHE SIGHS

0:44:37 > 0:44:39DOOR OPENS

0:45:06 > 0:45:09I think it would be better if she was in the hospital.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12I'm not answering that.

0:45:12 > 0:45:14Izzie thinks she's ill.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16She said she could have bipolar, schizophrenia.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19We know nothing about her birth mother.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22- She could have been mentally ill. - Izzy, she's hardly met Mary.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24Izzy's seen her! Remember when she was helping me to move out,

0:45:24 > 0:45:26you remember that performance?

0:45:26 > 0:45:29She was angry, I was angry - you were leaving both of us!

0:45:29 > 0:45:32What should I do with this? Should I chuck it? I don't want it.

0:45:32 > 0:45:35- RINGING - Give it to me.- You want it?

0:45:41 > 0:45:42Hi, honey.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46It's rough.

0:45:46 > 0:45:49- You go. You'd better get a taxi. - I haven't drunk anything!

0:45:49 > 0:45:51Izzy, I'll see you in five.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58BOTH SIGH

0:45:58 > 0:46:00I know you blame me.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05I just wish you would say it.

0:46:07 > 0:46:10It's in the fricking air. It's bloody unhealthy!

0:46:10 > 0:46:15- I-I don't blame you. We've got a situation...- Yes!

0:46:15 > 0:46:18- ..and I-I just want to deal with it. - Yeah, we sure do.

0:46:18 > 0:46:21What's happened to our baby, hm? What's happened to her?

0:46:22 > 0:46:27I honestly think she would kill me if I got in her way. She'd kill me.

0:46:27 > 0:46:30She's a kid. She's confused. That is normal. We just need to...

0:46:30 > 0:46:32- It's not normal.- Can you stop?

0:46:32 > 0:46:37I'm not going to stop! Don't tell me to stop!

0:46:37 > 0:46:40- Sh!!- Oh! I've lost my daughter!

0:46:40 > 0:46:44- Sh!- I've lost her to a disgusting... - Julia, for God's sake, shut up!

0:46:44 > 0:46:45..pig!

0:46:46 > 0:46:48I'm not going to shut up, because it's true.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50He's an utter fraud and a lowlife.

0:46:50 > 0:46:53Destiny of man!

0:46:53 > 0:46:55Oh, my God!

0:46:55 > 0:46:57Come on, it's pathetic!

0:46:58 > 0:47:00I don't even believe he was a professor.

0:47:00 > 0:47:02He was a junior professor.

0:47:02 > 0:47:04I'd be surprised if he had a degree.

0:47:05 > 0:47:09I am not letting this marriage happen. Did you hear me?

0:47:10 > 0:47:12Not letting it happen.

0:47:29 > 0:47:30Mary?

0:47:32 > 0:47:34Mary.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37DOOR CREAKS

0:47:40 > 0:47:42Julia had to go home.

0:47:42 > 0:47:44Do you want dessert?

0:47:44 > 0:47:46What's her problem?

0:47:46 > 0:47:50Um... You want them in here, or...

0:47:50 > 0:47:53- Yeah. Puss is sleeping. Thanks, Dad.- OK.

0:48:11 > 0:48:13Do you like him?

0:48:13 > 0:48:14Alexander?

0:48:16 > 0:48:18It's good to meet him.

0:48:19 > 0:48:21He is amazing.

0:48:22 > 0:48:27I don't really feel like you've seen him yet. I mean...

0:48:27 > 0:48:30You should hear him talk about Dostoyevsky.

0:48:30 > 0:48:35I mean, other people talk about reading, but he actually has.

0:48:35 > 0:48:37He can quote whole passages off by heart.

0:48:40 > 0:48:44- Do you like him, Dad? - The point is, baby, do you?

0:48:44 > 0:48:45Do I like him?

0:48:45 > 0:48:47SHE LAUGHS

0:48:47 > 0:48:48Yeah, I love him!

0:48:51 > 0:48:56GURGLING

0:49:09 > 0:49:12SHE CRIES

0:49:16 > 0:49:18SHE WAILS

0:49:18 > 0:49:21KNOCKING

0:49:21 > 0:49:23KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:49:25 > 0:49:27Hey, can you let me in?

0:49:27 > 0:49:29KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:49:29 > 0:49:31Do you need help?

0:49:36 > 0:49:38Is everything all right?

0:49:38 > 0:49:40Yes.

0:49:40 > 0:49:42Oh, I live opposite.

0:49:45 > 0:49:47Oh.

0:49:47 > 0:49:51- I would have appreciated knowing that.- Well, a few cops live here.

0:49:51 > 0:49:53It's an affordable housing block.

0:49:53 > 0:49:54Really?

0:49:56 > 0:50:01- I don't want you telling people I scream in my sleep.- Of course.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04You want a cup of tea?

0:50:09 > 0:50:14Come in. This is Captain Miranda.

0:50:14 > 0:50:16INAUDIBLE

0:50:16 > 0:50:23We are travelling at light speed times three. ETA 2300 hours!

0:50:23 > 0:50:25Whooooooo!

0:50:27 > 0:50:30SHE WHISTLES THEN MAKES EXPLOSION NOISE

0:50:32 > 0:50:34It's good.

0:50:35 > 0:50:40Yeah, my gay friends think I look like a transvestite rocket man!

0:50:40 > 0:50:42It helps me to relax.

0:50:45 > 0:50:46Are we the same age?

0:50:46 > 0:50:49Um, I don't know. How old are you?

0:50:49 > 0:50:5135.

0:50:53 > 0:50:57- Can you hear the tick tick tick? - Hm, can't hear a thing.

0:50:57 > 0:51:01- Must be something wrong with my ears.- Yeah, you don't care.

0:51:02 > 0:51:07- Have you got a guy in New Zealand? - Why? What did you hear?

0:51:07 > 0:51:12Nothing, just that you're a loner and you don't date. Good for you.

0:52:30 > 0:52:32He's asked for a face-to-face.

0:52:32 > 0:52:34They've agreed on mediation,

0:52:34 > 0:52:36which is what he wants.

0:52:38 > 0:52:41Apparently, he doesn't want to see you suspended.

0:52:41 > 0:52:43He's after closure.

0:52:45 > 0:52:46This is a win.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51BUZZER

0:52:51 > 0:52:54'Stand by, all cars. We have a report from Bondi Beach.

0:52:54 > 0:52:56'There's a suitcase washed up.

0:52:56 > 0:52:59There's black human hair coming from the inside.'

0:52:59 > 0:53:00I can go.

0:53:00 > 0:53:02Help me and agree to a meeting?

0:53:05 > 0:53:08- Take Hilmarson. - No - she'll slow me down.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10Hey, she needs a mentor.

0:53:10 > 0:53:14- Adrian, I'm not a teacher. Give me someone else.- Take Miranda, OK?

0:53:14 > 0:53:16She'd take a bullet for you. OK?

0:53:16 > 0:53:19- Sarge, Sandy and I are good for this.- Have you got ears?

0:53:19 > 0:53:21- You didn't just hear that? - You, you're with me.

0:53:48 > 0:53:50Have you seen a body before?

0:53:51 > 0:53:52No.

0:53:53 > 0:53:56Hope you haven't had your breakfast.

0:54:14 > 0:54:16Oh, God - her eye's open!

0:54:16 > 0:54:19Hello, darling.

0:54:19 > 0:54:21Want to tell me what you saw?