Episode 2

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0:00:01 > 0:00:08This programme contains some strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature

0:00:29 > 0:00:34Come on now. Eh? Come on! Last challenge. Lots of support.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Lots of talking.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39We're Banks of England.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Let's do it! No. Eh?

0:00:42 > 0:00:46I ain't chucking myself off there. There's a reason they invented escalators, you know.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50But...you said you were up for it? I didn't think you were serious. Did you?

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Well, yeah. What, and you're going to do it? As long as somebody goes with us, yeah.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57That's the spirit! Oh, come off it! Has someone farted?

0:00:57 > 0:01:01What do you expect? It's a wonder I haven't filled me pants. You sure you haven't?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04I don't mind going first, Martin. Or me. I were in 2 PARA.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Yeah, Parachute Regiment, Bob. Crucial difference being here

0:01:07 > 0:01:09when you go over the side, you won't be wearing said parachute!

0:01:09 > 0:01:14Mal, that's why we're here. The whole point of today, teamwork, communication.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16And now I need you to front up. I don't want to.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20"I"! "I"! "I"! There is no "I" in team, is there, Malachi?

0:01:20 > 0:01:25No. But there is a "U" in... Mal, why don't you just take a proper look and then you can decide.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Because I'm not a team player! It's summat I pride meself on. It's why I'm a truck driver,

0:01:29 > 0:01:33so I can sit in me cab on me own and not speak to another soul from morning till night.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36God! You're incredible, you are!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Oh, all right then! You'll only explode if I don't.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Go on, Mal! ALL CHEER

0:01:47 > 0:01:50You can tell us what else you've got planned on the way to the bottom.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Turn us into a lean, mean trucking machine.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54You can't leave it, can you? No, you can't leave it.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58We were getting on fine and then you pole up. What are you trying to prove?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Jesus!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Martin! Martin, you all right, mate?

0:02:24 > 0:02:28He's OK. I thought he'd bloody died.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32It was his fault, not getting with the programme. It's a load of bollocks. It's still a day off.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36A day off doing bollocks is better than a day on at work! What's better than a day on at work?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Wahey! He's back! How you feeling, mate? Yeah, good, good.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Thanks. I didn't know I was like that with heights.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Well, you wouldn't would you, till you got up there. Yeah.

0:02:44 > 0:02:49Yeah, anyway, so I've booked us in at The Burger Shack, so we can chat through what we've done today,

0:02:49 > 0:02:53see how we can use it to implement change, improve best practice, you know? Here you are.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Are you not going? No. No, I feel a bit...wobbly still.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01So, I'll see you all at work tomorrow, yeah? See you, Mart.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Martin, I'll come with you. Just so you get home.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Poor bastard. He's white as a sheet.

0:03:06 > 0:03:11He's not thinking straight, that's for sure, he's left us a bloody fortune. Come on!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14No, Dad, it's... Glen, there's better places in Nottingham

0:03:14 > 0:03:18to promote the full-on bonding experience than that burger bar,

0:03:18 > 0:03:20especially when you're wedged up.

0:03:23 > 0:03:28All right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Gone well, gone well.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32That spat on the roof, you could interpret that as a sign of failure, but that's actually a part of it.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35They said that on the course, if you get one or two wankers,

0:03:35 > 0:03:38those that are trying to rock the boat, then that's actually a positive,

0:03:38 > 0:03:42because you want your people to air their grievances instead of storing up any resentment.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45They weren't storing anything up today though, were they?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47I bet you felt a right twat.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52I wouldn't say a...twat. Obviously, it wasn't ideal just... dangling there.

0:03:52 > 0:03:57There's nothing wrong with me ideas, it's just that they are my ideas and not me dad's.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59It's like being the son of Pele or something.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02It don't matter what you do, if you follow a God,

0:04:02 > 0:04:04you're always going to disappoint by comparison, aren't you?

0:04:04 > 0:04:08I mean, who has ever managed that? Jesus. Eh?

0:04:08 > 0:04:12You've got to stick to your guns, that's what I reckon.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14And I reckon your dad does too.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16I bet he's looking down now and he's nodding his head,

0:04:16 > 0:04:20because he knows if you don't move forward in business, you've had it.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23So you've got to try a few new things. And they'll come to see that an' all.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Thank you. I appreciate that.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Come on, I'll treat you to a Toblerone.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34I think there's a place round there. Actually, I think I might walk.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38I can meet Andrea from work and the exercise'll do us good.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Might help clear me head, you know, of the thought.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44The twat thought.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51The difference is Tony would have never passed out. No, the difference is, Big Tone

0:04:51 > 0:04:53would never have taken us up there. He'd have brought us here,

0:04:53 > 0:04:57but he'd have steered well clear of that roof. Tone just knew how to do things.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Two lagers and a Coke. And the kitty's empty.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03We can't be through all that that Martin give us already, surely?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Just chip in, will you? I'm not even drinking.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Where's Steve? He needed to borrow his cash,

0:05:08 > 0:05:11only Bob didn't have any spare on him, so Steven got him to grab a cab

0:05:11 > 0:05:13so they could go back to Bob's house and pick up the wonga there.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17He says he'll come straight back. Bob won't because of the strippers.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20He says he don't feel comfortable on account of him being a Christian,

0:05:20 > 0:05:22so on that basis, he ain't chipping in.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24D'you write that all down or summat, then learn it?

0:05:24 > 0:05:30No, I just got a bit confused at the bar about the order and then he gave me a Chinese burn.

0:05:32 > 0:05:38Anyway! In the spirit of the Banks' A-Team...to absent friends. Absent friends.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42But like I said, he is coming back. She means Big Tone!

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Right.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49PHONE RINGS

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Hey! All right? What you doing here? Finished early.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Thought we'd go home together. Ah! Any time.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Mmm! Sorry, I'm that bloated. We had a big press launch today.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04You weren't sampling, were you? What do you think? I've got my shoot tomorrow.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07But there was a finger buffet. You know what it's like when it's just there.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10I had two Parmesan straws and a vol-au-vent.

0:06:10 > 0:06:15It's a great sight this, innit? Big business, everyone getting on with it, a common goal.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Didn't it go very well today at work? No, it did. Yeah, yeah.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I mean, some bits more than others, obviously, but...

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Did someone shit themselves abseiling?

0:06:24 > 0:06:28No! No, it's just... It's attitude more.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31You know, they're so resistant. What, all of 'em?

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Yeah, I think so. It's hard to tell, I'm so close to 'em. That's what you're doing wrong.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38You've got to create a bit of distance. I know. You're just saying that.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40That's because it is actually quite difficult in my case.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43I already have a history with these people. I can't un-invent that!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48That's what we like to say in the alcoholic beverage industry.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51I think a lot of people say that. Martin, I'm trying to help you! Yeah, sorry.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54You're in charge now. And the whole point about being in charge

0:06:54 > 0:06:58is that you leave the crappy stuff, like stress, to other people.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00LIFT PINGS Come on.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Get 'em out!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Three lagers, three Jager Bombs, three absinthes and a Coke.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Glen, get us a packet of cheese and onion, will you?

0:07:10 > 0:07:13CHEERING Bloody hell!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Yeah! Connoisseur, are you?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I like a stripper as much as the next bloke, Steven.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Have you got a problem with that?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23CHEERING

0:07:23 > 0:07:26CROWD: Oh!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Sorry, love! It's all right, love, it ain't my glass.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Hey, hey, hey! That's mine. You did that the last time.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36No, I had the fanny pint. I thought it went in my Coke? No, remember cause I got that...

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Whatever! He didn't have it and it went in his glass!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Mal, calm down! Bloody hell!

0:07:42 > 0:07:47You're shaking! Is it a delayed reaction to being on that roof? I can call Martin for you if you like,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50see if you can go and lie down with him in a darkened room with a flannel on your head.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54I'm not shaking, I'm just pointing out what a selfish bastard you are!

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Oh, shut up! Don't tell me to shut up.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Malachi! You're sitting there on your fat arse,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04everyone running round after you... Can you sit down, mate! ..ordering my lad to the bar.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07I don't mind, Dad. Never once saying thank you. Sit down!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Thank you?! Manners matter!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Even during a strip show with a girl firing ping-pong balls out of her fanny.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Sit down! Oi, shut up! What is your problem? You are!

0:08:17 > 0:08:23Dad! Shit! Mal! Mal, I'm sorry! You prat! Sorry.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27I'm sick of asking you lot nicely. Oi, I'm busy! I hurt me mate, all right?

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Hey! Hey! Leave him alone! Yeah, you want to have a go?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Oh, I dunno, do bears shit in the woods or is it just on your face?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46You're not still at it?

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Bloody hell! What? Can you see cellulite?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03No. No, you're...perfect.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Hmm. Well, aren't you the lucky one?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Seriously, Martin, you've got to have some downtime.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23It's like you can't take pleasure in anything at the moment. I've got a lot on my mind, I said that

0:09:23 > 0:09:27at the yard. I've... Yeah, and I said you've got to control it. And I'm trying to do that.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29But I don't want 'em thinking I've come back here

0:09:29 > 0:09:33just to start throwing my weight around. Stop! Stop! Stop right there and listen to me.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Your dad had his own face spray-painted on the side of his wagon

0:09:36 > 0:09:37and not because he was a vain man,

0:09:37 > 0:09:40but because he knew what it showed, he'd got to the top.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44And he wanted people to see that, because he realised it'd make 'em trust him.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47It were proof he was good at what he did.

0:09:47 > 0:09:52Same as this. I could have got a plain white business card, but I didn't,

0:09:52 > 0:09:56because I want the people who I meet to look at that and see my glutes and see my abs

0:09:56 > 0:09:58and understand that I do not do compromise,

0:09:58 > 0:10:02not in my body and not in light spirits and mixers. Are work OK about these?

0:10:02 > 0:10:07The point I'm making is confidence sells! I've slogged to get this body.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11For the past ten years I've watched every single morsel I've put in my mouth.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13I even know the calorific value of sperm, Martin,

0:10:13 > 0:10:16plus I train 11 times a week, so why wouldn't I be confident?

0:10:16 > 0:10:20And that's how you've got to be. How your dad was. Yeah, I understand.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22You've made it, you're there, you're the MD.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26So you've got to act like you are and that's what'll smooth things over with all the others.

0:10:26 > 0:10:31Cos if you are confident, people buy what you're selling and once that happens you generate success.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35And once you're successful, you won't hear any doubting voices, believe you me.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Yeah, I know. I know, you're right. It's all about attitude.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43That's obvious. I've just got to believe in meself and do it.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47You know, stop worrying about what other people are thinking.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49That doesn't matter.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Proof of the pudding is in the eating, innit?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Come on. I hate seeing you miserable.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Plus, I only did three miles earlier,

0:11:00 > 0:11:03I could do with a bit more cardiovascular.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I'm saying help yourself, access all areas.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Stop it! Stop thinking about 'em.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18You just said, proof of the pudding,

0:11:18 > 0:11:20so pole up tomorrow and do what needs to be done.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Show 'em you're a man to be respected! Now, come on.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26I want to be in the pool at seven, I'd like to get some sleep.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28HE EXHALES

0:11:28 > 0:11:31BEEPING No.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41BEEPING No.

0:11:41 > 0:11:46Unbelievable! I take you on a team-building exercise and you end up in a riot.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49To be fair, we was all rioting on the same side.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Amber! Get in!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56BEEPING Oh. Bollocks!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58That's 14 hours! What were you drinking?!

0:11:58 > 0:12:02It was like a lager top, but with absinthe instead of lemonade.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Plus, we had a couple at the after cell. After cell?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08It's the same as an after party but, like, when you've been arrested.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12We went back to Steven's. He made us eggnog, put on Skrillex.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14PHONE RINGS

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Hello, Banks of England. How may we help you?

0:12:21 > 0:12:27No. I'm sorry, we've had some fuelling issues today, but we'll be there ASAP.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Thank you.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Groves. Can't Wendy get it? She's too far away, she'll never make it across in time.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37I can still make it, long as I'm off before two. Not without setting off every speed camera

0:12:37 > 0:12:39between here and Tamworth, you can't.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Jesus! How long are you going to keep this up for? What are you on about? Sabotage!

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Coming in with pure ethanol in your veins, not playing ball yesterday.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51All right, don't have a go at us over that, cos as far as I remember the only person in this room

0:12:51 > 0:12:54who arranged for us to leap off a tower block for no apparent reason

0:12:54 > 0:12:57and then suggested we all go out on the lash to get over it was you.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00So if there's anyone's to blame, Martin... These are proven techniques!

0:13:00 > 0:13:04As is paying for your crew to go out on a good piss-up, which is exactly what your dad would have done.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Don't bring him into it. I'm just saying,

0:13:07 > 0:13:11on this occasion you've delivered and in the familial manner, which we all appreciate.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15He's right, Mart, it was a cracking night and we'll respond,

0:13:15 > 0:13:18soon as we're sober enough to get back behind the wheel. Hmm.

0:13:20 > 0:13:25I'll go. What?! I'll do Groves, then I'll take in Micky Saunders on the way back.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28What's Glen going to drive? I'll take me Dad's!

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Don't blame you, Concourse winner that is. Hey up, Micky. How are you?

0:14:36 > 0:14:41Only the best for Big Tone, eh? Yeah. I've just had all the paintwork touched up, actually.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45I was thinking about showing it at Truckfest. Oh, you should do. It'd be a nice tribute to him.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49How's it all going, anyway? You still enjoying it, life at the top?

0:14:49 > 0:14:55Oh, you know, not too bad. Oh, I saw Malachi last month, he said you were being a right wanker with 'em.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56I'm joking!

0:14:59 > 0:15:05Eh, you can't have 'em topless now, you know, in case we get women customers in. They object.

0:15:05 > 0:15:12Don't make any odds though, does it really, from the looking point of view? I mean, a rack's a rack!

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Right, there you go. That's May and June self-billing. Cheers. Thanks.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20There you are. Thank you very much.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23I can remember the very first day you come in in that, you know?

0:15:23 > 0:15:27With your dad. You could only have been about eight.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30"Oh, he's bloody begged us. I had to bring him."

0:15:30 > 0:15:35I was always on at him. School holidays, weekends, whenever.

0:15:35 > 0:15:41Aye. Can't believe he's gone. How long is it now? Five, six months?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Three. Three, bloody hell!

0:15:43 > 0:15:47Life sweeps you up again quickly, don't it? I've noticed that.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Well, you're doing all right, anyway, running things. Thank you.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Just stick with what you learnt off him. I know.

0:15:53 > 0:15:58That college degree's all right, but it's what's in the blood, that's what you've really got to trust. Yeah.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Tone used to say that, hard work and gut instinct, you don't need anything else.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07Thanks. Right, anyway, I better get going.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Aye, I'll see you next month, eh? Yeah.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Er, no, actually, cos I'm rationalising all the payment arrangements.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16It's one of the things that I'm bringing in. I did it at my last company.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21Moving everything over to BACS, you know, with our regular suppliers, so everything'll happen automatically.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24You'll get payments in your company account same time every month.

0:16:24 > 0:16:29Oh, sounds impressive. Yeah. Only...we'll stick as we are, eh?

0:16:29 > 0:16:34No, no. No, I'm saying... No, I'm saying we'll carry on like this.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38How it's always been. Banks and Saunders. Cash deals. That's how we'll stay.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Michelle?

0:16:50 > 0:16:55You're back early. Yeah. I took a bit of a short cut, you know, to catch up with the backlog.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Just...down Cundy Lane.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Well, the good thing is, I'm fine.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23And I think it's quite cosmetic, when you look closely.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Christ!

0:17:28 > 0:17:31I'll call the insurance people, will I? Yeah.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Insurance!

0:17:34 > 0:17:39Well, you moan, don't you, but the first time summat untoward happens... Untoward?

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Well, yeah.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44You think this is untoward? Well, it's not ideal, is it?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47No, in many ways, it's not. Right, so it's just as well then.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49You shouldn't have been down there!

0:17:49 > 0:17:52We never go down there because of all the trouble we've had in the past!

0:17:52 > 0:17:54No, you're all right in some of the wagons. Some of them?!

0:17:54 > 0:18:00What do you expect? You bang on about empowerment and turning us into stakeholders

0:18:00 > 0:18:04and as soon as I seize the initiative... When did I say drive it into a bridge?!

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Eh! I don't know what your problem is at the moment,

0:18:11 > 0:18:14but for your information, the last time somebody hit that bridge - Mal -

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Big Tony, he just laughed it off.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19He said they must've lowered it since the last time he went that way.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22And the following morning, we all come in two hours early

0:18:22 > 0:18:25to make sure we could pull in all the tips we missed cos of the accident.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28THAT'S feeling like you're part of something.

0:18:28 > 0:18:33HE LAUGHS Hey! Cundy Lane! Odds on! T'in't funny, Malachi!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Oh, come on, it is. Did you take out the railway line an' all?

0:18:35 > 0:18:40Has she told you, I hit it years ago, ended up with a sleeper right through me cab roof.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43On the plus side, I ended up with 250 quid from the union

0:18:43 > 0:18:45and cited for three bravery awards cos I helped flag down

0:18:45 > 0:18:49the Edinburgh to London express before it disappeared into the abyss.

0:18:49 > 0:18:55Just leave it, will you? All right, if it's a delicate matter. I'll see you both tomorrow. Michelle!

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Where you going? Home. I want to get a bit of fishing done.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02You've finished? Yeah. Fastest man in the yard still. Ping!

0:19:02 > 0:19:07You took all your breaks, didn't you? Excuse me! It's the law, innit? Anyway, it's all on me card.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Check that if you're worried.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Martin, I don't mean to add to things but... What?

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Well, they're not here, the insurance documents.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24I've already looked in there... and the back room.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28So where else could they be, then? I don't know.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32Well, you should know! You're the officer manager! I'm the transport manager, actually.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35And as regards the insurance or the lease hire arrangements,

0:19:35 > 0:19:39or the national insurance contributions, or any of the financial affairs of this company,

0:19:39 > 0:19:43I've never had any control over them cos your dad liked to take care of all of that himself!

0:19:43 > 0:19:47Right. OK. Understood. I'll look into it.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Aye up, Mum. Oh, Martin! Hang on.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Are you safe doing that on your own? Course I am. I worry.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31You always worry. I'm fine!

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Mmm. Come in.

0:20:39 > 0:20:45You won't find anything. I told you, everything he had was in his study and you cleared all that out.

0:20:45 > 0:20:50I know, but I might've missed something. You won't have, not in there or anywhere else.

0:20:50 > 0:20:56You remember how he was, don't you? He'd say, "If I'm spending half a million pounds on my dream house,

0:20:56 > 0:20:59"I'm buggered if it's going to be stuffed with a load of work rubbish!"

0:20:59 > 0:21:01THEY LAUGH

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Hey, Mum! Mum.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Mum. Come here.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11I'm all right.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Oh, I mean, I'm getting there.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18SHE INHALES Don't smell, do I?

0:21:18 > 0:21:22No. You're lovely. I can't not do it at my age.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24You're not old! I'm on the cusp!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Get into any bad habits now and everything'll go south at once.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31I've seen it with me friends. He loved my figure, your dad did.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33That's why he married me.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36He said I reminded him of Bo Derek.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38The perfect 10.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40God!

0:21:40 > 0:21:45You come such a long way with someone, Martin, achieve so much.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51It's hard...losing a man like him.

0:21:58 > 0:22:03Listen, Mum... I think you're right, I don't think there is anything here.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07So, you know, I'm a bit up against it for time, so I... What about your coffee?

0:22:19 > 0:22:23How's it all going? OK. They're all picking up quite well.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27Listen, if I was a bit short with you earlier, I'm sorry.

0:22:27 > 0:22:32I've got a lot on my mind at the moment, I shouldn't take it out on you. It's fine.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36But... What?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Well, I called in at Dixons, the leasing people,

0:22:39 > 0:22:42to see if they had a copy of the wagon insurance and they didn't.

0:22:42 > 0:22:47Only, while I was in there, they reminded us the final balloon payment on all the trucks is due on the 30th.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Yeah. Yeah, I saw that somewhere.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53And it's 26,000, each vehicle.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56No, no, that's...that's wrong.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00It should be half that. Less. They were adamant that was the figure.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Based on a lease payment of ?600 a month on each.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08600?! We've been paying nearly twice that.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13You see, he's got his figures wrong.

0:23:13 > 0:23:20Well, except...they keep records, detailed records from way back.

0:23:20 > 0:23:25Whatever's been going out from us, they've been receiving 600 a month.

0:23:25 > 0:23:30What are you saying? Well, nothing, it's just... It won't be anything sinister, Michelle.

0:23:30 > 0:23:35It's just an admin thing. Yeah. Only I checked with the accountant.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39I mean, I thought I should. Of course, he'd only audited the figures he was given

0:23:39 > 0:23:43and he didn't have any of the books. He said they were all sent back here. Tony insisted.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45But...they're not here.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49You have been busy.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Martin. Well, how do you expect me to react?

0:23:51 > 0:23:56You stand there and you accuse me dad... I'm not. You're accusing him of cooking the books!

0:23:57 > 0:24:00We owe 100 grand, give or take.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03That's the final settlement figure on all the wagons.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Which we've got to pay back in the next two months.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09And if we can't do that, we'll be out of business.

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Hiya.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43What you doing? Oh, nothing.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45You OK?

0:24:46 > 0:24:50Yeah. Sorry, just...it's still not brilliant at work.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53I thought we'd agreed? Yeah, it's not that easy.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Well, it is. If your best efforts fail, then hit 'em with your worst.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59That's what we like to say. Are you with me or are you on the dole?

0:24:59 > 0:25:02I can't do that. No, you WON'T do that.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06I'm not arguing with you, anyway. I've had too good a day. Why, what's happened?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Me session, it went like a dream.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12What session? Are you serious?!

0:25:12 > 0:25:17Why do you think I was on that sunbed all morning, risking cancer and varicose veins in me vulva?

0:25:17 > 0:25:20I... Me shoot. All afternoon! Yeah. Shit! Sorry.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23I mean, which one? Body Image! Yeah, of course.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Flipping heck, Martin, I try and support you on what you do! I know.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29So why don't you support me?! I do. You don't!

0:25:29 > 0:25:32You think me wanting to be a fitness model is a bit of a hobby? Andrea...

0:25:32 > 0:25:35It's the only thing I've ever wanted to be, Martin!

0:25:35 > 0:25:38When all the other little girls were growing up, dreaming of becoming vets or doctors,

0:25:38 > 0:25:42I were longing to be the girl showing off the bras in the JJB catalogue.

0:25:42 > 0:25:47I prayed at night. "God, give me 9% or less body fat and I won't flick myself off before I go to sleep."

0:25:47 > 0:25:52That's what fitness modelling means to me! I know that. I do, I know it.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56And... I'm really sorry that I forgot. OK?

0:25:56 > 0:25:59SHE SIGHS Forgive me. Please.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03All right, then. This time.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07In any case, I've got the whole thing here. Brilliant. Yeah.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Bloody hell!

0:26:19 > 0:26:21That...

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Hmmm.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Whoa! I know. That's me favourite.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38And Rod, the photographer, he was so blown away, he's booked me again.

0:26:38 > 0:26:39Ripped Abs.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43Wow, that's... I mean, it's for another on-line one, is it?

0:26:43 > 0:26:45All given over to the abdominal area?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Yeah, yeah, plus some of me backside probably.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50You need to show that, so you see the full extent

0:26:50 > 0:26:54of your external obliques but, my arse in Rod's hands, Martin, I feel

0:26:54 > 0:26:57completely confident cos I've seen a load of his other stuff now.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Right. He went to Saint Martins. It's an art college.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03I mean, he's in his 60s, you'd never tell and his CV's amazing.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Well, it's obvious, innit, with his background?

0:27:06 > 0:27:10Yeah, yeah I'm not sure art's the first thing I think of

0:27:10 > 0:27:12when I look at 'em.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15I mean, they are very near the knuckle, aren't they?

0:27:15 > 0:27:18What? Well, they're saucy. You know.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Bit, how's your father? They're pornographic! Porn!

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Well, soft porn. I mean certainly the kind of stuff you, you know...

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Oh, Jesus! What's the matter with you?

0:27:27 > 0:27:30You've gone all northern, since you moved up here.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31We're in the East Midlands.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Well, it's north if you've lived in Radlett!

0:27:33 > 0:27:36And it's north in your head, all mucky and Readers Wives.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38I just... I thought we shared a dream.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40I thought we were buildin' a life together?

0:27:40 > 0:27:41You're overreactin'.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45No! I'm startin' to realise that this relationship is all one way!

0:27:45 > 0:27:48With me doin' all the shorin' up and makin' all the sacrifices

0:27:48 > 0:27:50and you, well, have you looked in a mirror recently?

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Has it ever occurred to you, that you might like to be a bit

0:27:53 > 0:27:54more grateful? Andrea...

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Well, Martin, I'm sorry, facts are facts.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59What about the first time you introduced me to Tony?

0:27:59 > 0:28:02"You're punchin' a bit above your weight there, son, aren't you?"

0:28:02 > 0:28:03Your own dad! He knew.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06I remember him sayin' that, clear as day. Can't you?!

0:28:08 > 0:28:11Yeah, I can. Yeah, well, then, Martin, you need to up your game!

0:29:01 > 0:29:04So you're the chosen one, are you?

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Hey! I'd sooner rather have mine.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Except Wendy's got that till hers is fixed.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Yeah, well, she'll crash that, so you'd better get familiar.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15All right, lads. Can I have a quick word? Bob, you n'all.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18Just to say I've got a bit of a request to make.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20I need you all to check with Michelle, before you leave,

0:29:20 > 0:29:23whether you're Friday or Monday for your CPC training.

0:29:23 > 0:29:24Steven and Wendy... CPC?

0:29:24 > 0:29:26Certificate of Professional Competency.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29I know what it is. But I am competent. We all are.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Well, that isn't really the point. The point is ...

0:29:31 > 0:29:33The thing is, Mart, I'm all for it.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35There's some terrible truckers out there on the road.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38Get them qualified to high heaven if you want my opinion,

0:29:38 > 0:29:40I'm just sayin', I dun't need it. But we have to do it.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42Big Tone never mentioned it.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46Listen, I, I don't care what's been said or not, prior to now.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49You know, the facts are, we have to be CPC qualified

0:29:49 > 0:29:52by September 2014 or you can't drive a lorry.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55So that's what we're going to do. OK?

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Martin? It's your mum.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11Oh, Martin! Do something. Quickly! Jesus.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14All the neighbours have been looking. What did they say?

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Rubbish! That he hadn't kept his payments up, but he never

0:30:16 > 0:30:19did that sort of thing! He said, you saved and you bought it outright!

0:30:19 > 0:30:22You got the paperwork for the car? I looked but couldn't find it.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25They left these, but it's wrong. They're wrong, Martin!

0:30:25 > 0:30:29No, no, they're not! Not if it's all written down in black and white.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32But it says it's 11,000. That's what's owin'.

0:30:32 > 0:30:33I can pay it.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35I can get a banker's draft by the end of the day.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38You'll have the car back by tomorrow. Thank God you came.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40I couldn't bear it if they took his Bentley. I know.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42He loved that car so much. I'm dealin' with it!

0:30:42 > 0:30:45I'm sorry, but when I find the paperwork, I'll show you,

0:30:45 > 0:30:46cos it's a mistake.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49Apart from the fact your dad wouldn't make that sort of an error,

0:30:49 > 0:30:52a business error. He wouldn't put me in this position.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54He wouldn't do that to me, because he wasn't that sort of a man.

0:31:10 > 0:31:15Michelle, it's me. Get 'em in. The wagons, all of 'em.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17They're not insured.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23Michelle, please, I... I just know.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35Ey, what's going on? We've got a problem.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38Yeah, we gathered that. Get straight back and be bloody careful.

0:31:38 > 0:31:39So, what is it?

0:31:39 > 0:31:42There's no insurance on the trucks. What?

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Oh, bloody hell, Martin.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47It's only just come to light. Literally! None of 'em are insured?

0:31:47 > 0:31:49No, I am dealing with it.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52But what about now? We can't drive 'em like this.

0:31:52 > 0:31:56No, no, you can't, so, for the time being, you'll all have to go home.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59EVERYONE: What? Look, I'm sorting it! Like I said.

0:31:59 > 0:32:02There's not a bigger issue here, is there, you're not tellin' us about?

0:32:02 > 0:32:05If we need to start lookin' for new jobs... No. No, you don't!

0:32:05 > 0:32:08It's administrative. That's all. An oversight... An oversight!

0:32:08 > 0:32:10You're tellin' me it is! I mean, it's one thing having to cope

0:32:10 > 0:32:12with the bloody team buildin' bollocks

0:32:12 > 0:32:14and all the gobbledegook about company ethos and that,

0:32:14 > 0:32:17but sendin' us out in wagons that aren't insured,

0:32:17 > 0:32:19it's purrin' our lives at risk.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Don't you dare talk to me about purrin' peoples' lives at risk!

0:32:21 > 0:32:24Hey, Martin... No! I've had just about enough of this. Jesus!

0:32:24 > 0:32:27I am tryin' to make this place work, for all of us,

0:32:27 > 0:32:29and what support do I get? Bugger all!

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Well, maybe if we trusted you a bit more. What?

0:32:32 > 0:32:34Come on! Everybody.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37No, you ask us to get behind you and why should we?

0:32:37 > 0:32:40You've no track record that says that's a good idea, have you?

0:32:40 > 0:32:41I'm sorry, mate. But it's true.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43I mean what actual experience have you got?

0:32:43 > 0:32:46You got a degree, you've read loads of books,

0:32:46 > 0:32:49you've worked in the offices of a Marine logistics company, but you...

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Movin' fish fingers. Cod. It was bulk cod!

0:32:51 > 0:32:54You haven't run a yard, have you? An actual yard.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56You 'aven't proved yourself.

0:32:56 > 0:33:00It in't personal, Martin. We like you. We do!

0:33:00 > 0:33:04It in't even your fault, really, footsteps you've been walkin' in.

0:33:04 > 0:33:09Look, I'm sorry, but that is the elephant, innit? In the room.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Big Tone. I mean, we ain't wanted to say anything.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14You've been in mournin' and fair enough.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17But there comes a point when you have to admit these things

0:33:17 > 0:33:19and bottom line is, you're not him.

0:33:19 > 0:33:23And there's the proof. It's nowt to be ashamed of!

0:33:23 > 0:33:26I mean, he was a one-off. Like, I dunno, like?

0:33:26 > 0:33:28Pele. Like Pele.

0:33:28 > 0:33:31So stop bangin' your head against the wall

0:33:31 > 0:33:34and tryin' to do the impossible and let someone else have a go.

0:33:34 > 0:33:38Someone more talented, I suppose.

0:33:39 > 0:33:43Martin, it's exactly like your dad said once. Many are called.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45But few are chosen.

0:34:08 > 0:34:12Interrupts the signal from the sender unit to your tacho card.

0:34:12 > 0:34:13Almost impossible to detect

0:34:13 > 0:34:17and beautifully simple, allowing you to skip your breaks, endangerin'

0:34:17 > 0:34:19public health and your own. You hypocrite.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22So you can clatter through your round in half the time it should

0:34:22 > 0:34:26normally take you, thus allowin' you to get home in double-quick time,

0:34:26 > 0:34:27to do a bit of fishing!

0:34:27 > 0:34:29I like to hang up me reflective jacket...

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Don't insult me!

0:34:31 > 0:34:34Don't insult my university crammed head with your bloody excuses.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37Ping! Fastest man in the yard.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40I couldn't bear to think that you'd actually do it.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42Well, you won't from now on,

0:34:42 > 0:34:46cos I don't employ drivers who I know run bent.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49So go. Piss off!

0:34:49 > 0:34:50You're fired!

0:35:15 > 0:35:17Christ!

0:35:17 > 0:35:18I've got some cough sweets.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24What flavour are they?

0:35:24 > 0:35:25Lime and menthol.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Yeah.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39Martin? What? You need to calm down a bit.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41I need to calm down?

0:35:41 > 0:35:43You want to have a word with them, out there.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46Judgin' people and jumpin' to conclusions.

0:35:46 > 0:35:51It's not straightforward, this job. Nothin' is straightforward.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53And they need to appreciate that!

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Yeah, but they're worried, about the future,

0:35:56 > 0:35:57which is why they're lashin' out.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59It dun't mean they actually believe any of it.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01But it's just the pressure.

0:36:01 > 0:36:05Well, I've been under plenty of pressure, you haven't seen me do it.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07No?

0:36:09 > 0:36:12I'm sorry about that. I really am.

0:36:12 > 0:36:15It's water under the bridge. But do you see my point?

0:36:15 > 0:36:19When people are squeezed? They'll say anything, they'll do anything.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22You need to get out of the office. What?

0:36:22 > 0:36:25Cuppa. Walk.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27Clear your head.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Come on, what do you fancy?

0:36:32 > 0:36:33Yeah.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36Yeah, you're right.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39Can't see the wood for the trees.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41Exactly.

0:36:42 > 0:36:43I'll work from home.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45I'll be able to think a bit better from there.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47I'll call you if I need anything.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18THUD FROM UPSTAIRS

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Hello?

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Hiya.

0:37:24 > 0:37:25What you doing?

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Oh, depilation unit. Electric.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Thought it made sense to have a mini suite up there,

0:37:29 > 0:37:32you know, with the sunbed and all that. What's it for?

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Hair removal. It will never replace the full body wax,

0:37:35 > 0:37:37but, if you've not got time

0:37:37 > 0:37:39and you got an important engagement coming up...

0:37:39 > 0:37:43If I was offered a last minute PA, alongside a star of stage or screen.

0:37:43 > 0:37:45As a fitness model? No! As an escort.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47An escort!

0:37:47 > 0:37:49Not that kind. God! Your mind's like a sewer.

0:37:49 > 0:37:50As their plus one.

0:37:50 > 0:37:53Rod said loads of girls he's worked with have done that.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56National Television Awards, one of 'em, last year.

0:37:56 > 0:38:00You're happy with that, are you? Why wouldn't I be? Money's great.

0:38:00 > 0:38:01And it's fantastic exposure.

0:38:02 > 0:38:06It's not that dirty up there, is it?

0:38:06 > 0:38:09Er, yeah. How come, how come you're back, anyway?

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Oh, I've got to work some stuff out with the bank.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14Actually, I should get back to it. See you later.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17Look... Look, Martin. There's summat... What?

0:38:18 > 0:38:20..I need to say. Go on.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Well. There ain't no easy way, really.

0:38:23 > 0:38:24I wanked him off.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29What? Look, I don't want there to be no secrets between us.

0:38:29 > 0:38:30That can damage a relationship.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33Plus, it weren't like it meant anything anyway, so I did.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37Rod. The shoot.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39Ripped Abs?

0:38:42 > 0:38:44That's... That's Monday.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Yeah, well, we shot it this morning. He couldn't wait.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48But... Look, and it wasn't as if he were like,

0:38:48 > 0:38:50"You have to do this to get on".

0:38:50 > 0:38:53He'd already made phone calls and e-mailed people on my behalf,

0:38:53 > 0:38:56so I'd got what I wanted. Plus, he isn't like that.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58He's what I said, he's an artist.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00It were more...

0:39:00 > 0:39:02It just happened. Once we were naked, it just...

0:39:02 > 0:39:06You were naked?! I told you. For me obliques.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08Your backside. You said your backside!

0:39:08 > 0:39:09Oh, grow up Martin!

0:39:09 > 0:39:12Your arse, your fanny. There's not a lot between 'em. Literally.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14The point being, once I was naked,

0:39:14 > 0:39:18it became apparent he was aroused and it just, it just seemed rude.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20What did? Well, to leave him like that.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23It seemed the polite thing to do. To wank him off!

0:39:23 > 0:39:26Hey! I could have shagged him to get him across the line!

0:39:26 > 0:39:28You shouldn't have done anything! Just said,

0:39:28 > 0:39:30"Thank you very much," turned and walked out.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32And never heard from him ever again?!

0:39:34 > 0:39:35You struck a deal!

0:39:35 > 0:39:40Of course I bloody did. What else do you expect me to do, Martin?!

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Jesus! What did we talk about last night?

0:39:42 > 0:39:44About you supporting me, eh? You...

0:39:44 > 0:39:46It meant nothing, I said. And it goes on.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Of course it goes on. It's the world we live in!

0:39:48 > 0:39:52So you just have to accept it! Accept it? Yes!

0:39:52 > 0:39:54And remember this, you're a long time dead.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56And once you are, there's nothing.

0:39:56 > 0:39:57No feeling, no taste.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00No sodding' hand shandies, nothing!

0:40:00 > 0:40:03That means the time that you do get, you have got to make good,

0:40:03 > 0:40:04by any means.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Your understanding of good might be different to mine, but I doubt it.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10Nice house, nice car, kids in private school.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13How else do you measure it? There is no other way!

0:40:13 > 0:40:16And I want that. I want happiness. Real happiness.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18And so do you. Only you're too scared to admit it.

0:40:18 > 0:40:21And too scared to do what's required to get it.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Well, I'm not.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25I wanked him off for the both of us!

0:40:53 > 0:40:56MUSIC BUILDS

0:41:12 > 0:41:14Jesus!

0:41:36 > 0:41:39DOOR SLAMS

0:41:39 > 0:41:41'Martin? Is that you?'

0:41:42 > 0:41:44What were you doing?

0:41:48 > 0:41:52We've never looked, have we? Even after he... He died, we...

0:41:52 > 0:41:55The only thing you'll find up there is mice.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Your dad went up when we first moved in.

0:41:57 > 0:42:00Said there were droppings and nests and all sorts.

0:42:00 > 0:42:03No. no. I didn't see any of them.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06I am still looking. That stuff. About the Bentley. I...

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Just forget it.

0:42:08 > 0:42:12I... I've sent them the money and you've got the car. Thank you.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15Can you afford it? I don't want to leave you short. You won't.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18Your dad used to fret about that. Whether you were tough enough.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21In business. He'd say, "He's too soft.

0:42:21 > 0:42:23"He cares too much what people think of him."

0:42:25 > 0:42:26What's wrong?

0:42:28 > 0:42:31Nothing. Er... Come 'ere. Come on.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37I get like that sometimes when I think of him.

0:42:37 > 0:42:38You know I do.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42The thing is, Mum, he, er...

0:42:47 > 0:42:49Ah, fuck it! Martin!

0:42:49 > 0:42:51I'm sorry. I've got to get going.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36Yes? Are you Joanna? Henderson?

0:43:36 > 0:43:39Why? Did, did you know a Tony Banks?

0:43:39 > 0:43:42No. Who are you?

0:43:42 > 0:43:43I'm sorry.

0:43:43 > 0:43:45I found your name in a book he kept

0:43:45 > 0:43:48along with a record of some payments.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50This is him.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54No. That's...

0:43:54 > 0:43:55That's Tony Bentley.

0:43:56 > 0:43:57Who are you?

0:43:57 > 0:44:00What are you doing here? What's happened to him?

0:44:00 > 0:44:02Tell me who you are!

0:44:04 > 0:44:06I've got bad news.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08Oh, God. Erm, I'll get my mum.

0:44:08 > 0:44:11What? My mum. She needs to know. But...

0:44:11 > 0:44:12I'm his daughter!

0:44:12 > 0:44:14Mum! Mum!

0:44:35 > 0:44:38SOFT MUSIC

0:45:05 > 0:45:07You all right?

0:45:07 > 0:45:08Yeah, fine. Thanks.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16What's the matter?

0:45:16 > 0:45:18Nothing. Really, I ...

0:45:18 > 0:45:21Christ! It's not your heart, is it?

0:45:21 > 0:45:23Mal said we should get one of those defibrillator things.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25All the fried food truckers eat.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29Martin?

0:45:29 > 0:45:30Tell me what's going on.

0:45:33 > 0:45:35Please. You're scaring me.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38Sorry. Erm...

0:45:38 > 0:45:42Not really leading from the front, is it, this?

0:45:44 > 0:45:45It's me dad!

0:45:47 > 0:45:51I mean, you, you were right about him, he's bent.

0:45:51 > 0:45:55As a two bob bit. Only in everything, not just in business.

0:45:57 > 0:45:58He's got another wife.

0:46:00 > 0:46:01And a daughter.

0:46:01 > 0:46:04They're the ones I know about anyway.

0:46:04 > 0:46:07There's a couple more names in here, actually. So...

0:46:07 > 0:46:10You never know, do you?

0:46:10 > 0:46:12It's a shocker, innit?

0:46:13 > 0:46:16Don't tell anyone else, will you, just...?

0:46:16 > 0:46:18In case my mum finds out.

0:46:18 > 0:46:20I won't.

0:46:20 > 0:46:21What a bastard.

0:46:21 > 0:46:24I mean. What a bastard!

0:46:26 > 0:46:31He's got an office. Another one. In the loft at home.

0:46:32 > 0:46:36Yeah, in the loft! That's so him, that is.

0:46:36 > 0:46:40That is the REAL him. It's so small and grubby, and...

0:46:41 > 0:46:43Anyway, it's all up there.

0:46:43 > 0:46:48All his cheating and his deceit, and his other life.

0:46:51 > 0:46:52I'm so sorry.

0:46:52 > 0:46:56Follow a God, you are always going to disappoint by comparison,

0:46:56 > 0:46:57aren't you?

0:46:58 > 0:47:00I worshipped him, Michelle!

0:47:00 > 0:47:02I adored him.

0:47:02 > 0:47:04And when he died, the only thing that I could think of was,

0:47:04 > 0:47:07"Could I do it?

0:47:07 > 0:47:08"Could I measure up?"

0:47:08 > 0:47:11You know what he said to me mum?

0:47:11 > 0:47:14That I worry too much about what other people thought of me.

0:47:15 > 0:47:18That was the air HE breathed.

0:47:18 > 0:47:24His wagon and his car and his house and his son at university,

0:47:24 > 0:47:26and that's why he was so fucking corrupt!

0:47:26 > 0:47:30Because image was all he cared about.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32The outside.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35Never mind what he was on the inside!

0:47:35 > 0:47:38He didn't give a shit about anyone!

0:47:39 > 0:47:41But himself.

0:47:41 > 0:47:44And I never saw it.

0:47:44 > 0:47:45Not a thing.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51What am I going to do now?

0:47:51 > 0:47:56I'm the lad that wanted to be Big Tone and now...

0:47:57 > 0:47:58Who will I be?

0:48:01 > 0:48:02Yourself.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04What?

0:48:04 > 0:48:06Be Martin?

0:48:06 > 0:48:09He's a good bloke. I think.

0:48:10 > 0:48:16He's smart and he's hardworking and he's putting everything right here.

0:48:16 > 0:48:18There's got to be something in that?

0:48:18 > 0:48:20A sort of freedom.

0:48:20 > 0:48:24You don't have to follow anyone. Good or bad. Just...

0:48:26 > 0:48:27Do what feels right.

0:48:42 > 0:48:45Hey! The boy from Banks'. To what do we owe the pleasure?

0:48:45 > 0:48:49Whatever deal you had with me dad. I won't do it.

0:48:49 > 0:48:50Everything goes through the books.

0:48:50 > 0:48:53And it's money transfer or cheque. Cash won't go.

0:48:53 > 0:48:56What you talking about? You're dealing with me now.

0:48:56 > 0:48:59Which means, you won't get backhanders for MOT certificates

0:48:59 > 0:49:01for vehicles which aren't roadworthy.

0:49:01 > 0:49:03Nor will I expect invoices for top-of-the-range tyres

0:49:03 > 0:49:05when I get remoulds.

0:49:05 > 0:49:08Handy for business expenses, I'm sure, but not so great

0:49:08 > 0:49:09for my lads out in the wet, eh?

0:49:09 > 0:49:13Those are my terms. Or I won't do business with you.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19You know what?

0:49:19 > 0:49:22I won't do business with you anyway. I'll go somewhere else.

0:49:22 > 0:49:24Somewhere else?

0:49:24 > 0:49:26There are other garages, Micky.

0:49:26 > 0:49:27Yeah, but not as cheap as us!

0:49:27 > 0:49:30I think we've found something we can agree on at last.

0:50:01 > 0:50:02What you watching?

0:50:05 > 0:50:08Wildlife Of The Serengeti. Magnificent.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21I let meself in. It's all right.

0:50:21 > 0:50:24Steven's...? Not back yet.

0:50:27 > 0:50:30So anyway, I want to unsack you.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32Eh?

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Yeah, I want to reinstate you.

0:50:34 > 0:50:35If you'll come? Why?

0:50:35 > 0:50:37Why?

0:50:37 > 0:50:41Because I'm in charge. What I say goes.

0:50:41 > 0:50:45So, we'll call it a final warning, eh?

0:50:45 > 0:50:48Yeah. We're having them.

0:50:48 > 0:50:50Only I know you won't let me down again.

0:50:50 > 0:50:53Now that I've asked you nicely.

0:51:26 > 0:51:28Hey!

0:51:28 > 0:51:30Sit down. I'm not stopping.

0:51:39 > 0:51:40What's wrong?

0:51:42 > 0:51:45I've been thinking, about what you said. And?

0:51:47 > 0:51:50I want to split up. What?

0:51:50 > 0:51:53Yeah, I'm going stop somewhere tonight and I want you to move out.

0:51:53 > 0:51:54Why?!

0:51:57 > 0:51:58I don't like you.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03I'm sorry, but I don't.

0:52:03 > 0:52:04I really don't.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08You're not kind.

0:52:09 > 0:52:10And I hate it.

0:52:13 > 0:52:15If we are a long time dead, then,

0:52:15 > 0:52:18I want my last thoughts to be for the people that I've loved

0:52:18 > 0:52:21and cherished and helped and who've done the same for me

0:52:21 > 0:52:25and have made it seems like we were better than just animals.

0:52:26 > 0:52:27I'll take that into the blackness.

0:52:29 > 0:52:31I don't give a fuck about the trappings.

0:52:31 > 0:52:34That's not the measure of a good life. This is.

0:52:34 > 0:52:35What's in here.

0:52:39 > 0:52:40And you haven't got anything.

0:53:30 > 0:53:34Who you texting? Caroline. Tell her the bad news.

0:53:34 > 0:53:36Oh! I thought it were a sex line.

0:53:36 > 0:53:40You know, cheer yourself up. It's what most people'd do.

0:53:40 > 0:53:44What, you do? Nah. I prefer the real thing.

0:53:46 > 0:53:49Dad! What you doing here? I'm with her.

0:53:49 > 0:53:52I'm rounding everyone up to go and say sorry to Martin.

0:53:52 > 0:53:56What for? For not backing him. How he wanted.

0:53:56 > 0:53:57He sacked Malachi. No, he didn't!

0:53:57 > 0:54:01Well, he did, obviously. But he reinstated him.

0:54:01 > 0:54:04That's why he's here. Hurry up with that.

0:54:04 > 0:54:06Right. Point being, Martin was man enough to admit

0:54:06 > 0:54:08when he'd made the wrong decision.

0:54:08 > 0:54:11Which is what you've got to do. I'm not sure we have, have we?

0:54:11 > 0:54:15Yes! Because he is the right bloke to be in charge down that yard!

0:54:15 > 0:54:19He put his heart and soul into this company and we've got to support him.

0:54:19 > 0:54:20How he's supported us!

0:54:20 > 0:54:23Given we're sitting here without trucks to drive, I'm not sure...

0:54:23 > 0:54:26That wasn't his fault, apparently. So whose was it, then?

0:54:28 > 0:54:31I can't say. Well, I shouldn't say.

0:54:31 > 0:54:34It's private stuff. Personal. Oh, that's handy.

0:54:34 > 0:54:35I'm telling you the truth!

0:54:35 > 0:54:38He WEREN'T to blame, but now he's fighting tooth and nail

0:54:38 > 0:54:39to put it right.

0:54:39 > 0:54:42We needed cash, a lot of it,

0:54:42 > 0:54:44to straighten out the problems we've been having and...

0:54:44 > 0:54:48He's put his own house up against the business to do it.

0:54:49 > 0:54:51Why didn't he say?

0:54:51 > 0:54:53I suspect he thought there was no point,

0:54:53 > 0:54:56the way you've rubbished everything else he's done.

0:54:56 > 0:55:00Look. Maybe Martin lacks Tony's instant charm

0:55:00 > 0:55:03and maybe does do things a little bit more by the book,

0:55:03 > 0:55:06with the odd thing he's heard from The Apprentice thrown in,

0:55:06 > 0:55:09but that don't mean he's not passionate and he don't care,

0:55:09 > 0:55:13and he ain't got your best interests 100% at heart.

0:55:13 > 0:55:14He has.

0:55:14 > 0:55:18He just likes to go about it a bit more...low key.

0:55:25 > 0:55:27Burn.

0:55:27 > 0:55:29Burn, you bastard!

0:55:31 > 0:55:35Go on you wood veneered, 13-litre,

0:55:35 > 0:55:37inline, six cylinder sarcophagus!

0:55:38 > 0:55:41Die! You useless heap of...

0:55:41 > 0:55:42Oh, shit!

0:56:24 > 0:56:25It caught fire.

0:56:34 > 0:56:35It was me dad's.

0:56:46 > 0:56:48Martin!

0:56:48 > 0:56:51Martin! We'll see you tomorrow, yeah?

0:56:51 > 0:56:52We're all standing by.

0:56:52 > 0:56:54You just tell us and we'll come.

0:57:12 > 0:57:14Hello, Hannah. Steven.

0:57:14 > 0:57:17I thought you'd stopped with all this.

0:57:17 > 0:57:20It's my Achilles heel, you know, only I've got an Achilles dick.

0:57:20 > 0:57:22Oh, I shag, therefore I am.

0:57:22 > 0:57:24They're my children. Dad!

0:57:24 > 0:57:25We're meant to be together.

0:57:25 > 0:57:28All you're going to do is ruin them boys.

0:57:28 > 0:57:31And that's why I don't want my boys seeing you again.

0:57:31 > 0:57:33GLASS SMASHES

0:57:33 > 0:57:34Band of Brothers.

0:57:34 > 0:57:36As long as it still seems like that to you.

0:57:36 > 0:57:38I hope she was worth it. He was.

0:57:38 > 0:57:41I need the police. I need to talk to the police!

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