Episode 5

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0:00:33 > 0:00:35Will you have a look at my rig? What?

0:00:35 > 0:00:37I want to muck about with you, Glen.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39This isn't funny, Wendy.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40I'm offerin' up to you.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41On a plate!

0:00:41 > 0:00:42No, I'm going out with Caroline.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44It's got nothing to do with Caroline,

0:00:44 > 0:00:47it's just a bit of fun and it isn't going to affect anything.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50It's just you and me and now and after that,

0:00:50 > 0:00:52we'll we never say another word.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02HE PANTS

0:01:14 > 0:01:15WOMAN: Oh, yeah.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Dad! Glen?!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19I've had another. Malachi?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Oi. That's nothing. Just a bit of online gambling.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24I ain't got a problem, though. I'm lathered in sweat.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Son. They're not easing off, Dad. They... Glen!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28I could taste it!

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Really? Do you want a Jaffa Cake? Cleanse your palate.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33No!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36It will get better. I promise. You haven't give it long enough.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38That's all. I dunno, Dad...

0:01:38 > 0:01:40That's all.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58You don't need to rush on my account.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Oh, I'm not. I'm... I had to get up early, anyway. So...

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Thanks for this. The pillow.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Memory foam. Astronauts use it.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10It's really kind of you.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Just want you happy in bed, Michelle.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15HE COUGHS

0:02:15 > 0:02:17You know. So you're productive.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21So, why are you in so early?

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Oh, we've got an opportunity - international freight.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27No chocolate. Sorry. Oh, it's fine.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Er, Athens. Bloke I knew at Norska,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32he's moving over there to head up a big dairy operation.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Mostly yoghurts and cheeses.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36I still don't quite see.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Oh. Time difference.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40I want to speak to him on the phone, so it made sense.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Still quite early, though, in Athens, isn't it?

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Yeah. Yeah, but they do start first thing.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48That's...that's a known fact.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51It gets so hot later, so they all have a little sleep.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I see.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Plus, it's...it's quite nice here,

0:02:57 > 0:03:00just the two of us, before anyone else gets here.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Gives us a chance to chat, about stuff, you know,

0:03:03 > 0:03:06without...without other people hearing.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11DOOR OPENS

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Morning.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15What are you doing here? Eh?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Well, overnight in Donny, then multi drops round Sleaford.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Yeah. I've done 'em. I'm just swapping trailers.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Then I'll get on again. But you're miles ahead of schedule.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Yeah, I started early.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27You never do that! You're the last to come in, you...

0:03:27 > 0:03:30I couldn't settle! My head was going round and I preferred to get up

0:03:30 > 0:03:32and get on the road.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34I'll just grab a quick one of those before I crack on.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38You look terrible. You've got dark circles under your eyes.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Yeah, well, like I say, I'm not sleeping too well.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44It's fine, though. It'll pass.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47All these things pass, don't they?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Depends on what they are.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51CAR APPROACHES

0:03:51 > 0:03:53It's Wendy.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Wendy?! She's not due in until 8.30.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Actually, I think my stomach's feeling a bit, erm, catch you later.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07I, er...

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Busy.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19All right?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Dad.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Glen.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40I can't do it. I mean, I'm trying but it's impossible.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43I've only got to see her and I did just now in the office...

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Thing is, Glen, can we do this a bit later? What?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Pick this up. Tonight. You... No! No! I'm desperate.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52I know. And I'm feeling your pain. I-I just think, you know, for now,

0:04:52 > 0:04:56you should basically clear off and get on with your work!

0:04:56 > 0:04:57This must be Glen, then?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Son. I'd like you to say hello to Pauline.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Pleased to meet you, heard a lot about you.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Oh, he looks different with his clothes on, doesn't he?

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Excuse me?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10It was me on your dad's laptop this morning.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13I didn't see everything cos he closed the lid too quick,

0:05:13 > 0:05:15but I, er, got a flash!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17So why don't we organise some more drinks

0:05:17 > 0:05:19and then we can all have a chat?

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Oh, Mal. I think I could manage another of them bacon sarnies.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Give you a bit more to grab hold of!

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Janine. Coffee, please, two more cuppas and another squealer, please.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Is she your girlfriend, then?

0:05:34 > 0:05:38No! But we're friends. I bumped into her at Ceroc.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Literally as it turned out. What?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Ceroc. It's a dance craze that's sweeping Europe.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45You don't dance.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48I do now! I've taken up one or two new things lately.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Look, what happened, eh? We're talking about you now, son.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Your troubles. Tell me what it is.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56You know what it is! And it isn't going to get any better!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58No matter how long I leave it.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01I'm never going to stop feeling like this until I tell Caroline.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Oh, Glen! How many more times?! It wasn't your fault!

0:06:04 > 0:06:07You got caught up in some weird, psycho-sexual, guilt-tripping,

0:06:07 > 0:06:09mutually-destructive meltdown,

0:06:09 > 0:06:12which Steven and Wendy now describe as falling in love,

0:06:12 > 0:06:14and you were...

0:06:14 > 0:06:17I'd say seduced but it doesn't feel right in connection wi' Wendy.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20I was unfaithful! And I ought to face the consequences.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Son, you're not listening to anything I'm saying,

0:06:22 > 0:06:25so I'm going to try and put it another way. OK?

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Grow up!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Eh?

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Look around you!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32You're still living at home with your mum, you're still going out

0:06:32 > 0:06:36with your first girlfriend. You've led a charmed life, Glen!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39But it can't last for ever and what you need to do is put what's

0:06:39 > 0:06:42happened into perspective - into an adult perspective -

0:06:42 > 0:06:46where things don't always run smooth, but everyone survives!

0:06:46 > 0:06:50You do that, Glen, and I guarantee that all the sleepless nights,

0:06:50 > 0:06:54along with any thoughts about ill-advised confessions,

0:06:54 > 0:06:56they'll all go away.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I promise you.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Here you go, Mal. Thanks.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59MUSIC ON RADIO: "Kiss You" by One Direction

0:08:01 > 0:08:03RADIO STATIC

0:08:03 > 0:08:05ARIA PLAYS

0:08:05 > 0:08:10'For we know only in part and we prophesy only in part,

0:08:10 > 0:08:15'but when the complete comes, the partial will come to an end.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19'When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I

0:08:19 > 0:08:27'thought as a child but when I became a man I put away childish things.'

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Hey!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Glen!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45How are you? What are you doing here?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh, I was just in the area.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49I thought you were in Sleaford today?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51No. I mean, I was.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54But I-I came back early to run you into work.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56What?

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Come on. Got me wagon over there. Come on!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10I got you these an' all.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Garage off Colwick Loop Road. They didn't have the fresh ones delivered

0:09:15 > 0:09:17by the time I went in, so... They're lovely.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Right, then.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22After you, then, ma'am. Your carriage awaits.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28You're not breaking up with me, are you? What?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I've read stuff, where the bloke's really nice

0:09:30 > 0:09:33and it's cos he's winding up to say, "I don't want to see you no more."

0:09:33 > 0:09:35No. And I'll be honest, Glen,

0:09:35 > 0:09:37you haven't been yourself this past week. So...

0:09:37 > 0:09:39No! No. I swear! Break up?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41God, no, I, no, just the opposite. I...

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I-I-I never want to break up with you.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47You're everything to me. You're like... You're my soul mate.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50I can't imagine a single day on earth without you.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53That's good, then, isn't it?

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Yeah. It is. It's brilliant.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57It's more than brilliant. It's incredible.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59You're incredible and...

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Will you marry me?

0:10:03 > 0:10:04What?!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I'm asking if you'll...

0:10:06 > 0:10:08HORN BEEPS Way-hay! Good on you.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09SHE LAUGHS

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Will you...marry me?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Now I-I ain't got a ring, to be honest,

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I hadn't thought that far ahead but...

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Are you serious? Yeah, of course I am.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20We've been going out for ever and I don't love anybody else.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23I really don't! Yeah, that time I said I fancied Megan Fox...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Everyone fancies her. Exactly, what I mean is...

0:10:25 > 0:10:30I don't have feelings for any other person in the whole wide world.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Do you understand me? You're the one.

0:10:32 > 0:10:38Oh, Glen. Glen, I love you. Of course I'll marry you.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40SHE LAUGHS HAPPILY

0:11:05 > 0:11:10Yeah... Yeah, great, great.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Fine, that's fine. Yeah.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Right, see you then. See you.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Done, then? At last.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22Sorry, you've been out there ages. It seemed...

0:11:22 > 0:11:27I mean, I...I dunno. I've been on the phone so it's hard to say.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30I've spoken to VOSA about the CPC stuff.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33They say it has got to be carried at all times.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Terrific, terrific, thank you, that's...

0:11:38 > 0:11:42You're very good, Michelle - very thorough.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Cheers.

0:11:44 > 0:11:49I'd like to, er...officially recognise that.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53I've got a couple of tickets to the Playhouse tomorrow night.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I thought you might like to... Yeah.

0:11:57 > 0:12:02Good. Good. That's...that's excellent.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05And I also thought that afterwards, I mean,

0:12:05 > 0:12:06after the rewards scheme bit,

0:12:06 > 0:12:08if we...if we want to go on, we could...?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Yeah. That an' all. That'll be nice.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Terrific, er, yeah...

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Er, iPad...

0:12:37 > 0:12:39VINCE CHUCKLES

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Come here, son.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Congratulations. I am so pleased for you.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Thank you. Thank you, Vince. I suppose I should've asked you really

0:12:47 > 0:12:49if it was all right, before... You know it's all right.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51He cried when I told him. Caroline!

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Oh, it's lovely! It shows you care. Yeah, well, I do.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Plus, it made me think of your mum and what she'd have said

0:12:57 > 0:13:00if she'd have been here. Aw, Dad.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02What about your mum? Was she chuffed?

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Well, I haven't told her yet. I can't get hold of her anyway.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06She's on a retreat with Kyle.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08They don't let you have mobile phones.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10They don't let you have shoes... Oh, no.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12It's all right, they let you have orgasms.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I think that's why they go. It's, er, Tantric.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19He wants to throw us a party.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Really?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Tonight! I can delay but... Your mum won't mind, will she, Glen?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I mean, we've still got the wedding to come.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28She'll be right in the thick of that. Yeah, yeah.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Plus you'll have your dad with you this evening so...

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Yeah, I was going to call him, actually, as soon as I'd seen you.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34I'm sorry.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37You don't think, do you, when you make these decisions,

0:13:37 > 0:13:39how they're just going to grow?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Yeah, and he'll... he'll definitely be up for it.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44I know he will.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Brilliant.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49THEY LAUGH

0:14:15 > 0:14:16All right?

0:14:16 > 0:14:21Yeah. I am. Are you? You've been avoiding me all week.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24No. I...

0:14:24 > 0:14:26OK. I have, I'm sorry. Glen, it's sorted!

0:14:26 > 0:14:28I know. I know. I know it is.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30I'm getting married, anyway, so it's irrelevant now.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Usual, please, Rog. Will do.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Married? Yeah, to Caroline.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Well, I sort of assumed that.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39It's brilliant, isn't it? It's...sudden.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42No, no, no, it isn't. We've been going out nine years.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44It's time, Steven. I'm ready.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Fine! Congratulations, then.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Cheers! I-I appreciate that.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56And can I just say, I am glad there are no hard feelings about...

0:14:56 > 0:14:58all the other stuff? Yeah. So am I.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00These things happen. Don't they? In life.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03No-one said it was going to be a smooth ride.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Too bloody right, mate! It's a sodding roller coaster.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10Oh, we're having a little...a little get-together at her dad's place -

0:15:10 > 0:15:13drinks, nibbles, which you're invited to, everyone is,

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Wendy included,

0:15:15 > 0:15:17and Michelle and everyone and, yeah,

0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'm going to have a little ring round. All right.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Oh, any advice? On a happy marriage?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26I'm six years divorced, Glen.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Right. Yeah. Good point.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Just be honest.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32If you want to avoid my fate, that's the key,

0:15:32 > 0:15:35you've got to lay it all out there, for better or for worse.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38So, for instance, day one, I should've said,

0:15:38 > 0:15:40"I can't keep me cock in me trousers, Danielle,

0:15:40 > 0:15:41"is that going to be a problem?"

0:15:41 > 0:15:44She would've replied, "Yeah." And we'd have ended it there and then.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46That would've been the right thing to do,

0:15:46 > 0:15:49because I wasn't really ready to settle down in them days.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51You see what I'm saying? Honesty is the best policy.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Right from the kick-off. So I should tell Caroline about Wendy.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57God! No! What are you on about?! But you said...?

0:15:57 > 0:16:00I said honesty not suicide. Jesus, Glen! What is the matter with you?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02You never meant to do it.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Yeah, what if I explain that to Caroline?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06She'll only crush one of your knackers!

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Haven't you learned anything?

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Gosh!

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Wow.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Do I look all right?

0:16:36 > 0:16:38You look like an angel.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44You've not scrubbed up too badly, either.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Thanks. It's me lifter gear.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49I thought you wore that when you wanted to pick your mood up?

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Yeah, or, like, you know,

0:16:52 > 0:16:55when I'm up already and I just want to be on the ceiling.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Ah-h! Have you been in?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00No. No, I...

0:17:00 > 0:17:03I had a look on me way back from work.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05He's decorated and he's done mounds of food.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Has he?

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Come on. Let's make an entrance.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22LAUGHTER

0:17:22 > 0:17:26But, above all, I just want to say thanks for coming down tonight

0:17:26 > 0:17:28and helping me to celebrate the fact that my daughter,

0:17:28 > 0:17:31my one and only child, Caroline...

0:17:31 > 0:17:34is marrying probably the only bloke in this entire town

0:17:34 > 0:17:36who I think is worthy of her...

0:17:36 > 0:17:40Glen Davies, by that beautiful woman at the bar. Hey, Glen!

0:17:40 > 0:17:41What are you doing talking to her?

0:17:41 > 0:17:44You don't want to tell me something, do you?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46LAUGHTER

0:17:51 > 0:17:52And that's it.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Except for one, final thing, which is to ask you to indulge a proud

0:17:55 > 0:17:58father and raise your glasses to a wonderful couple -

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Caroline and Glen.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02ALL: Caroline and Glen!

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Sorry, I won't...I won't keep you long, I just want to add to that

0:18:10 > 0:18:14by expressing my gratitude, well, the gratitude of all of us who

0:18:14 > 0:18:16aren't paying for this...

0:18:16 > 0:18:19LAUGHTER ..to Vincent for, for laying on this event,

0:18:19 > 0:18:22but also and mainly, for bringing your

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Caroline into the world so that she could meet my Glen.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28You know, cos... cos he's a special boy.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Hear! Hear!

0:18:29 > 0:18:32No. I mean it!

0:18:32 > 0:18:36He is, he's my only child and I love him that much

0:18:36 > 0:18:41and I'm just so glad that he's met a girl like Caroline,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44who's his childhood sweet...well, his only sweetheart,

0:18:44 > 0:18:49and she makes him that happy and she is...she's one in a million.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Absolutely, so...so that's it!

0:18:51 > 0:18:55And I just want to join Vince in wishing them all the success

0:18:55 > 0:18:59in the world as they finally go forward now and do the deed.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00LAUGHTER

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Hey, hey, now, I wasn't being smutty there.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04When I meant do the deed, I meant... Eh?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06..do the deed, marriage... Off you get, mate!

0:19:09 > 0:19:11I'm going to get...

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Right, mate. Another one, cheers.

0:19:21 > 0:19:22What's wrong?

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Us! The looks, the atmosphere, we've got to get over it.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Yeah, yeah.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Just be normal.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33Oh, I'm getting married. It doesn't get more normal than that.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36But it's, er, it's hard, you know, cos

0:19:36 > 0:19:38not everyone's in the loop...my end.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43And that's a strain. What do you mean?

0:19:43 > 0:19:48Oh, it doesn't matter. You're right. We need to, er, we need to start over

0:19:48 > 0:19:51and I-I don't want you feeling guilty, anyway, so...

0:19:51 > 0:19:55Well, I don't. No. Well...

0:19:55 > 0:19:57All right, I'll see you later, then. Yeah.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01There you go.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07You all right?

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Yeah. No, yeah, good, brilliant, yeah.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13You don't look it.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17Oh, well, you know the thing is, Michelle, I'm, er...

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Hey! Hey!

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Hey. Sorry I'm so late. I got held up at the office.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Nah, it's fine...

0:20:24 > 0:20:27You're here now. That's all that matters. You should get a drink.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30The food's fantastic. Right? Magic! I'm starving.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38No, no, you...you run along. I'll catch you kids later.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Good lad, Glen. Well done.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Honestly, I've been smiling ever since you told me.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Great. Onwards. Exactly!

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Malachi, come and look at these prawns!

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Seriously! They're massive!

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Flipping heck, Glen! Careful.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh, yeah, no. I will be. Definitely.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Remember that Boxing Day, round our house?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13When you'd just turned 16 and my dad let you have some wine.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Oh! He said after that

0:21:15 > 0:21:18he had never seen a human being go that colour before.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19SHE LAUGHS

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Talking of which...

0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's what you bought me! That Christmas.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Oh. Didn't know you still had that.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31Course I have. I've got everything you've ever bought me.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33HE SCOFFS Don't be daft.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34I've got a great big box.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38Well, three. Then, one day, when I'm old and the kids have all

0:21:38 > 0:21:42left home and you're shuffling about in a sweater, trying to find your

0:21:42 > 0:21:47glasses, I'll be able to get them all down again and look at them.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Come on. You look peaky. Shall we get you some food?

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Oh, they've got them stuffed peppers. You love them. Oh.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00And that grilled cheese you like.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Great.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Just make sure you take plenty.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Thing is, I slept with Wendy. What?

0:22:06 > 0:22:10I...me-me-me and Wendy, we had sex. About a week ago.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13I never meant to. It just happened.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17No, no, no, don't, don't, Caroline, please. It...it just happened.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20I swear. One minute I'm DJing, the next minute I'm...

0:22:20 > 0:22:22and I'm so sorry, really. I am.

0:22:22 > 0:22:27Please, I love you that much! Please, Caroline, please forgive me.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Please...

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Dad! I've got to go.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37You can't do that.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38Please, come on.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40What is it, son?

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Thank you, everyone! Sorry, I shan't be a second.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47And I'm sure quite a few of you just want to finish your tapas

0:22:47 > 0:22:51and then get off home and make, sweet, sweet love to one another.

0:22:52 > 0:22:59Or you men you could do what my ex-fiance Glen has just done,

0:22:59 > 0:23:03which is to just slip away now, while your partner's not looking,

0:23:03 > 0:23:07and then go and screw some slag behind her back...

0:23:08 > 0:23:11..and then make sure you nip home later,

0:23:11 > 0:23:16while she's in bed, lying asleep, dreaming of you and the future

0:23:16 > 0:23:21that you've both got together and then just whap it in there an' all.

0:23:21 > 0:23:27Introduce her to the delights of your still-slightly-warm cock.

0:23:28 > 0:23:33Pre-enjoyed. Isn't that what they say now? Second-hand goods?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Yeah, pre-enj...

0:23:39 > 0:23:43I thought you loved me!

0:23:43 > 0:23:45You pig.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48You bastard pig!

0:23:49 > 0:23:52It's OK. It's OK.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Can see there hasn't been a woman around for a while.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Oh, did you make one of those for me, love? Yeah.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18It's not dirty. It's not dirty at all.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21It's just not what I'd call clean.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23God, I'm buggered and I've ate that much.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26SHE BURPS Did you try those little sausages?

0:24:26 > 0:24:29They were magnificent. I've brought half a dozen back in a serviette.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31They're in me coat pocket if you fancy one.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Funnily enough, my appetite isn't that great.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Oh, you've got to eat,

0:24:35 > 0:24:37especially in a crisis. Nowt's as bad on a full stomach.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40She has got a point, Wendy. I'm going to bed.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Yeah, me too. See you in the morning.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51You take my bed, son.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Thanks, Dad.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56Actually, Mal. You don't think Glen would prefer the sofa?

0:24:56 > 0:24:57No. I'm sure he wouldn't.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Really? Cos I think you'd struggle to get two on this. Two?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Well, if he's in yours, where are you and me going to?

0:25:03 > 0:25:07Pauline! What?! Oh, he knows what's going on.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Bloody hell, he's a past master at it himself,

0:25:10 > 0:25:12if what I just heard in that bar's all true.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15It's fine, Dad, really, I don't mind. You keep yours, honest.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18There you are. See? I'll go and get it warm.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Oh, and Glen, take it from one who's been round the block a few times,

0:25:23 > 0:25:25once the corpse is cold,

0:25:25 > 0:25:28there's no point wringing your hands over it.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Sleep tight.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37So, she is your girlfriend, then? Pauline?

0:25:37 > 0:25:41No. We go out, obviously.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45She's a mate and occasionally...

0:25:45 > 0:25:47PAULINE: I'm ready, Mal.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55It's not serious. That's what I'm saying.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00I'll see you in the morning.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Thanks for the lift.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18My pleasure.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20I'll see you in a few hours.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26You...you don't fancy a coffee, or...?

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Do you mind if I don't?

0:26:29 > 0:26:33I mean, I would, only I'm thinking about the play tomorrow.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Oh, no, it's a comedy, it's Alan Ayckbourn.

0:26:36 > 0:26:41No. I'm saying, it's a night out, isn't it? A proper one.

0:26:41 > 0:26:47And this is the office, basically, so I'd sooner save myself...

0:26:48 > 0:26:50..if you get what I mean.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56No. Makes sense, right.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Tomorrow, then. Yeah.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23MATTRESS CREAKS, MOANING

0:27:29 > 0:27:30HE SIGHS

0:27:33 > 0:27:35MALACHI: Sorry. I'm sorry.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Oh, no.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08HE GRUNTS

0:28:14 > 0:28:18Oh, son, how they must've gone at you.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21Yeah, well, he was upset - Vince.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23Upset? I'll give him upset!

0:28:23 > 0:28:26Kicking a boy around like he's a football. It's disgusting.

0:28:26 > 0:28:27Dad! Don't get so stressed!

0:28:27 > 0:28:30No! I'm not stressed. Don't you worry about me.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33It's like my dad used to say to me - don't get mad, son!

0:28:33 > 0:28:34Get a length of lead piping.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37Well at least it's over, it's...it's done now!

0:28:37 > 0:28:39Hey! It's done when I say it's done!

0:28:39 > 0:28:41The only way to stop a weed is to pull it out at the root.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44Everyone knows that. Are you serious?

0:28:44 > 0:28:47Course he is. This is a particular situation

0:28:47 > 0:28:50and it requires a particular response - mano a mano.

0:28:50 > 0:28:51Glen! What did I say?

0:28:51 > 0:28:54As soon as you found yourself in that awkward situation with Wendy,

0:28:54 > 0:28:57you walked through a door that you can't step back through now.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00You're in a new world and you have to live according to its laws.

0:29:00 > 0:29:04Yeah, you knew that kicking was coming, didn't you?

0:29:04 > 0:29:07Yeah. Yeah, and you knew it was coming,

0:29:07 > 0:29:09you accepted it, that's what happens.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11I accepted it cos I deserved it.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13You didn't deserve to end up looking like that.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16But he's right, essentially you knew payback was inevitable -

0:29:16 > 0:29:18so you went along,

0:29:18 > 0:29:21same way as you've got to go along with the rest of it now.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24I know it's not nice but that's why they call it growing pains.

0:29:24 > 0:29:28I'm right, Glen! You know I am, so let's finish this

0:29:28 > 0:29:30the way we have to.

0:29:30 > 0:29:34We're going to show him that you're Glen Davies and that means summat.

0:29:44 > 0:29:45I heard an engine.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49Yeah, yeah, I'm done, I mean, what I could.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52I was hoping you could split the rest of his round

0:29:52 > 0:29:55between the others? Course.

0:29:55 > 0:29:56Have you heard anything more?

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Yeah! Steven texted.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01They're still patching him up but they're not keeping him.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Brilliant! Brilliant... Oh?! What?

0:30:04 > 0:30:07No, no, I sent him some stuff. He'll have no need for it now.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11Oh, he delivered it anyway! Apart from the porn.

0:30:13 > 0:30:17Yeah. I don't know what he meant by that. That's...

0:30:17 > 0:30:19God, I am filthy!

0:30:22 > 0:30:25My clothes. I mean, I'll have to have a wash.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27You know, before tonight. That...that's what I was...

0:30:27 > 0:30:31Then again, filthy, sometimes it's not such a bad thing, is it?

0:30:32 > 0:30:35HE GIGGLES You...

0:30:47 > 0:30:48Andrea.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Thanks, Michelle. That's lovely. Pleasure.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13I'll go and finish tabulating those workers' time directives.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23I-I'm surprised to see you. I'll be honest. I know, I know.

0:31:23 > 0:31:27I thought twice about coming, but I sort of had to in the end,

0:31:27 > 0:31:32just to say that I owe you, really, big time.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35I'm still not clear.

0:31:35 > 0:31:39What you said when we split up... about me, it made sense,

0:31:39 > 0:31:44so I had a look at my priorities and I swapped a few of 'em around

0:31:44 > 0:31:47and it's all been for the good, I think. Right...

0:31:47 > 0:31:50I'm still at the same place, work-wise, booze and all that

0:31:50 > 0:31:51but I'd like to get out, in truth.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54Meanwhile, I'm part-time at the uni, studying nursing now -

0:31:54 > 0:31:57terminal care, respite management, that sort of stuff.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00Flipping heck. I know, but I want to do it, Martin.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02I-I want to have a bit of a purpose in my life,

0:32:02 > 0:32:05have a goal, you know? Yeah, that's...that's amazing.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08It's a lot of work, especially with the day job.

0:32:08 > 0:32:10That's why I look like this.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13I've put on half a stone. I've never been so fat.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16You don't look like you have. DRAWER SLAMS

0:32:16 > 0:32:18I never train any more, I don't have the time,

0:32:18 > 0:32:20so all the modelling's gone. No way.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22I don't care, to be honest. It's so vacuous.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24That...that means empty. Yeah. I know.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26You get to a point, don't you?

0:32:26 > 0:32:29How many times am I prepared to let my half-naked form be

0:32:29 > 0:32:31electronically rendered through cyberspace so that

0:32:31 > 0:32:35thousands of men can utilise me as their favourite masturbatory aid?

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Mm-hm.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Anyway! That's it.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43That's...all I came to say really,

0:32:43 > 0:32:48and you probably don't care and I wouldn't blame you.

0:32:48 > 0:32:52I didn't behave very well, not for a long time, did I?

0:32:52 > 0:32:57Yeah, well, well...it is nice that you've popped by actually.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00And-and-and I am glad that you're doing OK.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03You've sort of turned yourself around, that's terrific.

0:33:06 > 0:33:07Oh...

0:33:10 > 0:33:15It's all melted, must've been rubbing against me breast.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17You can have it - parting gift.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Take care, Michelle. Lovely to see you again.

0:33:38 > 0:33:39What are you doing?

0:33:39 > 0:33:41I'm going out. What?

0:33:41 > 0:33:44It's my own fault. I had an open goal last night.

0:33:44 > 0:33:45What are you on about?

0:33:45 > 0:33:49You! And Little Miss...Melty Tits!

0:34:12 > 0:34:15You all right, mate?

0:34:15 > 0:34:16I want to do it.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18What?

0:34:18 > 0:34:20If I'm here,

0:34:20 > 0:34:22if I'm on this path, it ought to be me.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29PROUDLY: Oh, son.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40ENGINE REVS

0:34:55 > 0:34:56Yes!

0:34:58 > 0:35:00That should wake them up!

0:35:01 > 0:35:04Bugger. I thought he might've clipped summat.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07Hey, come here, you!

0:35:07 > 0:35:09What the hell do you think you're doing?

0:35:09 > 0:35:11Well, we're giving you some back.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Isn't that the way it works in your world, Vince?

0:35:13 > 0:35:16Yeah! Oh! Here come the cavalry.

0:35:16 > 0:35:17You'll pay for this.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19Er, I won't, actually. He isn't finished, neither.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21We're going to knock through. What? What?

0:35:21 > 0:35:24Yeah, we're going to make it all alfresco.

0:35:24 > 0:35:25The punters really like that.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28I mean, less in winter, I admit. Any time you like, son.

0:35:28 > 0:35:29Yeah. I...

0:35:29 > 0:35:31You step one foot in that cab,

0:35:31 > 0:35:34Glen, and I will not be held responsible for what happens to you.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37Cos you've got his best interests at heart? It's nothing to do wi' you.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39Oh, what, so now you want to talk about who should

0:35:39 > 0:35:41and shouldn't be involved in all of this, do you?

0:35:41 > 0:35:44Didn't bother you this morning when you pulled up with them two in tow.

0:35:44 > 0:35:47That's summat he can't abide. I can't.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49That sort of nasty behaviour,

0:35:49 > 0:35:52which is ironic, really, seeing that he's an ex-tank-driver and got

0:35:52 > 0:35:55asked to leave his regiment because he had anger management issues.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58That's just the way he is - he insists on a fair fight.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00He got what he deserved, Malachi.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03He deserved to be put in hospital, did he?

0:36:03 > 0:36:04He broke my little girl's heart.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06You don't know the circumstances!

0:36:17 > 0:36:19HE GRUNTS

0:36:35 > 0:36:37MALACHI LAUGHS

0:36:37 > 0:36:41Oh. You forget, don't you? I mean, it hurts when you laugh,

0:36:41 > 0:36:44hurts when I breathe, hurts when I blink...

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Hey-up, son. Snap!

0:36:47 > 0:36:49What's going on?

0:36:49 > 0:36:50What do you mean?

0:36:50 > 0:36:52I-I heard laughter.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Well, it was summat Vince just said about whiplash.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56You all right?

0:36:56 > 0:36:59Not, not really, no. Oh, what's up?

0:36:59 > 0:37:01What, aside from being on first-name terms with every casualty

0:37:01 > 0:37:03nurse in Nottingham?

0:37:03 > 0:37:05I'm surprised, Dad,

0:37:05 > 0:37:08to find you two so pally, given the recent carnage.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10Oh, Glen, it wasn't that bad.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13I mean, we're not brilliant because you've got previous, and me and him,

0:37:13 > 0:37:18well, you forget how a body hasn't got any give at our age. Yeah.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21Oh, come on, Glen! The others didn't even visit the plaster room,

0:37:21 > 0:37:23so it was quite a low attrition rate really.

0:37:23 > 0:37:27What's changed between you two?! A couple of hours ago, you were...

0:37:27 > 0:37:30you were rolling round in the dirt, trying to throttle each other!

0:37:30 > 0:37:32We've had a chance to have a talk.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Oh, and you didn't think to try that before the violence?

0:37:35 > 0:37:38How could he?! He had to retaliate, Glen, like for like.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40I'd have done the same in his position. See?

0:37:46 > 0:37:48I'm...I'm so sorry.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50What are you doing? I'm talking!

0:37:51 > 0:37:53I'm so sorry...

0:37:53 > 0:37:58that I upset Caroline, that I hurt your daughter.

0:37:58 > 0:38:02Your dad's already told me how it all happened and everything.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05I told him it wasn't your fault. Dad, please!

0:38:05 > 0:38:07Truth is, Glen, well, you can't make an omelette

0:38:07 > 0:38:10without cracking a few eggs, can you? What?

0:38:10 > 0:38:13Who gets to be old, who gets to have a wife

0:38:13 > 0:38:16and a family without experiencing the odd...?

0:38:16 > 0:38:17Pile-up. Exactly.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20You're a young lad. You're a youth, Glen.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23You wait until you're as old as me or your dad.

0:38:23 > 0:38:27There's the life you go asleep to and the one you wake up to.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29Well, they're very different places.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Yeah, but-but-but all the same.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33He's going to have a word, aren't you, with Caroline?

0:38:33 > 0:38:36You know what my grandad said to me on his deathbed?

0:38:36 > 0:38:39He said, "I've slept with 17 women who

0:38:39 > 0:38:44"weren't your grandmother, Vincent. But I only ever loved one."

0:38:44 > 0:38:45Ah-h!

0:38:45 > 0:38:48Let he who is without sin chuck the first stone, eh, Mal?

0:38:48 > 0:38:51Bloody right, Vincent. Abso-bloody-lutely.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53Right, Mr Barrett, X-ray for you.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56And, Glen, can you go in your own bay, please?

0:38:56 > 0:38:57Right, see you later, duck!

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Go on, Glen, go and let 'em finish you off.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02How could you do that?

0:39:02 > 0:39:04What?

0:39:04 > 0:39:05Agree with him, when he...

0:39:05 > 0:39:09when he's sweeping it all under the carpet, he's making excuses.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11Hang on! Hang on! He wasn't making excuses.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14He was appreciating what happened in its full context.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17What context? THE context - life!

0:39:18 > 0:39:21Grown-up life. Yeah, if you like.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23No. I don't. I don't like.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25Son, you're still upset. It's the kicking...

0:39:25 > 0:39:27It isn't the kicking. It's you, and it's...it's him!

0:39:27 > 0:39:32Glen. Look, I appreciate that you're a bit raw and you maybe think

0:39:32 > 0:39:36that we're acting in a way that you wouldn't in this situation but,

0:39:36 > 0:39:42as has been established, you see the world like it's a U certificate,

0:39:42 > 0:39:45whereas, in fact, the world is an 18.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48It contains scenes of an upsetting nature,

0:39:48 > 0:39:51of sex and violence and... All right, I get it! I get it.

0:39:51 > 0:39:56The world is a shit hole, so I need to wake up and smell the turds!

0:39:56 > 0:39:59Summat like that, yeah, but only a bit more...

0:39:59 > 0:40:02Son, you need to be more of a pragmatist.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04You have to put yourself in a position...

0:40:04 > 0:40:09Stop it! Please, no more advice. I have had enough, I really have.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Hey, what...what are you doing?

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Where are you going?

0:40:28 > 0:40:31Glen! Glen!

0:40:32 > 0:40:34Wait, son. No!

0:40:34 > 0:40:36Look, don't run off.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38I'm not running.

0:40:38 > 0:40:39I want to help you.

0:40:39 > 0:40:45Yeah? But this is my problem! And I need to solve it...

0:40:46 > 0:40:49..the way I should've done right from the start.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55Glen! HE WINCES

0:40:55 > 0:40:56Just wait...

0:41:09 > 0:41:11PHONE RINGS

0:41:29 > 0:41:32Hiya, it's me. I couldn't have a lift, could I?

0:41:43 > 0:41:45I've got nowhere to go...

0:41:45 > 0:41:46What?

0:41:46 > 0:41:48..to storm off to.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50This is where I live.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53So if I'm going to storm anywhere, it's got to be here.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Would you like me to leave?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Do what you want.

0:42:17 > 0:42:18I'm so sorry.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22I'm so, so sorry.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26It-it was unforgivable what I did

0:42:26 > 0:42:30and I can't bear I've upset you how I have.

0:42:30 > 0:42:36If I could do anything, anything, to turn the clock back, I would.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41I don't care. I don't care.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45You've done that, Glen.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49You've taken the world and you've smashed it.

0:42:51 > 0:42:55I'll never love anyone again how I loved you.

0:42:57 > 0:43:04I'm not being dramatic. That's the truth. You're the first.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07You'll be the most.

0:43:07 > 0:43:11That's what you broke, not a heart,

0:43:11 > 0:43:19hearts are nothing - you broke the world when it was perfect...

0:43:19 > 0:43:22I swear I can... You're like everyone else, Glen.

0:43:22 > 0:43:26You're selfish and you're mean and you say one thing

0:43:26 > 0:43:29and you do another and that's the worst...

0:43:31 > 0:43:36..because...because you're Glen Davies...

0:43:36 > 0:43:38SHE SOBS

0:43:38 > 0:43:40..and I thought you were different.

0:43:44 > 0:43:46SHE SOBS

0:44:09 > 0:44:11I prefer you.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16What? She does look good

0:44:16 > 0:44:18and she can link her big toes together behind the back

0:44:18 > 0:44:20of her head, which I know isn't the same as being

0:44:20 > 0:44:23able to speak Portuguese, say, but for somebody who is basically,

0:44:23 > 0:44:26quite a shallow man, that has always really impressed me.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28No, I can see that.

0:44:28 > 0:44:31And now she's becoming a nurse and helping dying people

0:44:31 > 0:44:34and that stops you in your tracks,

0:44:34 > 0:44:36but I definitely, I definitely prefer you.

0:44:38 > 0:44:40Prefer?

0:44:40 > 0:44:41SHE TUTS

0:44:41 > 0:44:43HE SIGHS

0:44:44 > 0:44:46HE STIFFLES A SCREAM

0:44:46 > 0:44:47I dunno why I said prefer!

0:44:47 > 0:44:51You know, I open my mouth and it... and it just, it came out, you know.

0:44:51 > 0:44:55And...and there are two of you, there were a minute ago.

0:44:55 > 0:44:58And...and she has been a big part of my life.

0:44:58 > 0:45:02You know, and...and maybe...maybe if you weren't around...

0:45:02 > 0:45:05only you are, you are around and that's...

0:45:05 > 0:45:07that's what I should've said.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10You're there, Michelle, you are and...and...

0:45:11 > 0:45:12..you're a game changer!

0:45:12 > 0:45:14That's what we talk about in business -

0:45:14 > 0:45:16when...when summat comes along and...

0:45:16 > 0:45:17and it...and it rewrites the rules,

0:45:17 > 0:45:21you know, it makes everything else that's gone before it obsolete,

0:45:21 > 0:45:26and you...you're like Windows! The Windows operating system!

0:45:27 > 0:45:30No, that-that-that's not what I mean.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32What-what I...what-what-what I...

0:45:32 > 0:45:37what-what I actually mean, what I mean, Michelle, is...

0:45:39 > 0:45:41Oh, God, Michelle.

0:45:41 > 0:45:44I love you! That's the best I can do.

0:45:51 > 0:45:53That was all right, actually.

0:46:18 > 0:46:19Glen!

0:46:19 > 0:46:22Glen, come on, son, talk to me, please.

0:46:24 > 0:46:26Glen! He isn't there, Mal.

0:46:26 > 0:46:28Yard, then. I've got everywhere else covered.

0:46:28 > 0:46:30Ring them! I have done! They're not answering.

0:46:30 > 0:46:33You're worrying too much. He's probably just...

0:46:33 > 0:46:36You didn't see the look in his eye before he went off.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38It was...it wasn't right.

0:46:38 > 0:46:39DOOR OPENS

0:46:39 > 0:46:41Caroline...

0:46:41 > 0:46:44He isn't here. He did come, but then he went.

0:46:44 > 0:46:45Well, where's he gone?

0:46:45 > 0:46:48I don't know. I'm sorry.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50No, I'm sorry, Caroline.

0:46:52 > 0:46:54Do you know how many times you get

0:46:54 > 0:46:57your heart broken in a lifetime, love?

0:46:57 > 0:46:58Once.

0:46:59 > 0:47:02You'll survive it. We're stronger than them.

0:47:14 > 0:47:17Listen, I'm telling you, he's not here.

0:47:17 > 0:47:21Yeah, I will. I've already spoken to Steven.

0:47:21 > 0:47:26Wendy, he's a very emotional boy. You don't know what he could do.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31Mal. He didn't say owt, did he? Eh?

0:47:31 > 0:47:33Glen! Did he say owt to you?

0:47:33 > 0:47:35Well, he's...he's still in hospital, isn't he?

0:47:35 > 0:47:38No, he cleared off before they'd finished with him.

0:47:38 > 0:47:39Hey, is this thing working properly?

0:47:39 > 0:47:41I'm not sure PCs are the thing Michelle's been

0:47:41 > 0:47:44most across this morning. What-what-what are you doing?

0:47:44 > 0:47:47I'm trying to track him down on his GPS. Glen down?

0:47:47 > 0:47:51Yeah, what, am I talking double Dutch, here?! Yes! In his wagon!

0:47:51 > 0:47:53His wagon's outside. I've only just done with it.

0:47:53 > 0:47:56Well, it's not out there now. Why isn't this working, Michelle?!

0:47:56 > 0:47:57Ah, come here. Let me see.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59You could've stopped him. What?

0:47:59 > 0:48:02I mean, how can you not hear a 44-tonne articulated lorry

0:48:02 > 0:48:05setting off not 20 feet away from you. What were you doing?!

0:48:05 > 0:48:07You really aren't picking up on the vibe, are you, Mal?

0:48:07 > 0:48:10Look, I just want to find my son, all right?

0:48:10 > 0:48:12He's on the 453. Heading north. Yes.

0:48:15 > 0:48:17Oh, no. What's wrong? What is it?

0:48:17 > 0:48:19Well, look where he's headed. Where?

0:48:19 > 0:48:20Middleton Top. Oh, Jesus.

0:48:20 > 0:48:23What's wrong? You've found him. That's good, isn't it?

0:48:23 > 0:48:26No, not where he's going. It's Lovers' Leap. Eh?

0:48:26 > 0:48:28That's what they used to call it.

0:48:28 > 0:48:31Cos of all couples that used to go there. Forbidden love all that.

0:48:31 > 0:48:32It's where they lobbed themselves off.

0:49:11 > 0:49:14# Some people think they jive me

0:49:14 > 0:49:16# But I know they must be crazy

0:49:16 > 0:49:19# Can't see their misfortune

0:49:19 > 0:49:21# Maybe if they're little lazy

0:49:23 > 0:49:25# Walk through the fire

0:49:25 > 0:49:27# Fly through the smoke... #

0:49:28 > 0:49:31MUSIC: "Lucky Star" by Madonna

0:49:35 > 0:49:37What are you doing?

0:49:37 > 0:49:40Sticking to the speed limit. There's cameras down here. It's notorious.

0:49:40 > 0:49:43Pauline! What? I've got six points on three different licenses.

0:49:43 > 0:49:46I don't care! I'll take 'em. I just think...

0:49:46 > 0:49:47Stop it! You're getting worked up.

0:49:47 > 0:49:50You need to be picking your punches now, not flailing.

0:49:50 > 0:49:53What are you on about? Right! Last one. Now I can press on a bit.

0:49:53 > 0:49:54ENGINE REVS, HORN BEEPS

0:49:54 > 0:49:56MOVE!

0:49:56 > 0:49:57Bloody hell!

0:50:10 > 0:50:12It'll be fine.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14Will it?

0:50:14 > 0:50:15It isn't your fault.

0:50:15 > 0:50:18I don't want anything bad to happen to him, Steven.

0:51:44 > 0:51:48Don't do it, son! Please! It's not worth it!

0:51:51 > 0:51:56Hey, look, don't, don't. Stay back, stay back! Don't spook him!

0:51:56 > 0:51:59Come on, Glen. Come away from the edge, mate.

0:51:59 > 0:52:01What edge?

0:52:01 > 0:52:04That edge! The one with the great bloody drop beyond it!

0:52:05 > 0:52:07What's going on?

0:52:07 > 0:52:10Look, I'm sorry! I'm sorry for everything I said.

0:52:10 > 0:52:14I'll be honest with you, I'm not 100% sure which bit it was

0:52:14 > 0:52:15that...that finally flipped you.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17Flipped?

0:52:17 > 0:52:18Caused the breakdown!

0:52:18 > 0:52:21But I do accept that generally I might have tipped you over the edge,

0:52:21 > 0:52:24not literally, obviously. Dad, you're...

0:52:24 > 0:52:27Speak plain to him. He doesn't know what you're talking about.

0:52:27 > 0:52:29Don't jump, Glen!

0:52:29 > 0:52:30Jump?

0:52:30 > 0:52:33See? That's clear. He knows what he's dealing with now.

0:52:33 > 0:52:35You think I'm going to jump?

0:52:35 > 0:52:37Glen, whatever it was that your dad said

0:52:37 > 0:52:39and God only knows what that was...

0:52:39 > 0:52:41You think I'm going to jump?!

0:52:41 > 0:52:44Oh, don't tell me we've belted all this way... Steven!

0:52:44 > 0:52:46So you're not?

0:52:46 > 0:52:48No.

0:52:48 > 0:52:49But... What?

0:52:49 > 0:52:52Well, it's just, you know, the way you left, you,

0:52:52 > 0:52:56you were shouting at us and your state were very agitated

0:52:56 > 0:52:59and that's exactly how I'd be if I was going to chuck meself.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02Malachi! Well, you didn't hear him or see him,

0:53:02 > 0:53:04his whole tenor, it was...it was,

0:53:04 > 0:53:07it was like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse all rolled into one.

0:53:07 > 0:53:10Actually, you know what, Dad, that is why I'm here! It's precisely

0:53:10 > 0:53:14because of that attitude that I've come to this place...

0:53:15 > 0:53:17..assuming the worst,

0:53:17 > 0:53:20expecting it.

0:53:20 > 0:53:23I mean, really, why would you jump to that conclusion?

0:53:23 > 0:53:26Other than that's the world that you're living in right now,

0:53:26 > 0:53:29the one you've been trying to get me to sign up to lately -

0:53:29 > 0:53:32the shit-will-hit-the-fan universe.

0:53:32 > 0:53:34What are you nodding for? You're just as bad.

0:53:34 > 0:53:36Well, that isn't very fair, is it?

0:53:36 > 0:53:41Yeah. It's true! Caroline, she's got the right idea.

0:53:41 > 0:53:46You set the bar high, you expect the best and if you get let down,

0:53:46 > 0:53:48you walk away,

0:53:48 > 0:53:51but you expect the best

0:53:51 > 0:53:56and the funny thing is, Dad, that's exactly what you taught me.

0:53:56 > 0:53:58What are you on about?

0:53:58 > 0:54:02Up here, when I was little.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05We stopped off here no end of times, didn't we?

0:54:05 > 0:54:09When we were going away together on the weekends and holidays,

0:54:09 > 0:54:12and even slept over on a couple of occasions, didn't we?

0:54:13 > 0:54:15Yeah.

0:54:15 > 0:54:19You loved it up here, cos you said,

0:54:19 > 0:54:22this was the place where you had the world at your feet.

0:54:22 > 0:54:26You remember that? And we'd sit right there, on that edge,

0:54:26 > 0:54:30looking out, with the sun coming down, and something on the radio,

0:54:30 > 0:54:33maybe a cup of tea for you, an orange squash for me...

0:54:35 > 0:54:39..and you always took your boots off and wiggled your toes

0:54:39 > 0:54:42and compared my feet with yours and said that I was catching up,

0:54:42 > 0:54:46that I was...that I was becoming a man,

0:54:46 > 0:54:48and it was perfect, wasn't it?

0:54:48 > 0:54:53You'd look out there and you'd say, "Reach for the sky, son."

0:54:56 > 0:54:59And you used to say, something else as well, Dad.

0:55:01 > 0:55:03Do you remember?

0:55:03 > 0:55:07Er, er...no! Odds and sods, you know...

0:55:11 > 0:55:13Go your own way.

0:55:14 > 0:55:16Go your own way.

0:55:18 > 0:55:21And don't let anybody tell you you can't,

0:55:21 > 0:55:26cos all that out there, all that space and beauty...

0:55:27 > 0:55:30..it's all up for grabs, no matter what anyone says.

0:55:33 > 0:55:35So I'm going back to that, Dad...

0:55:37 > 0:55:41..because it is my world and I do set the rules

0:55:41 > 0:55:46and I will live it exactly how I like and no-one,

0:55:46 > 0:55:51not the ne'er say wells, or the cynics, or the pragmatists

0:55:51 > 0:55:52are going to put me off...

0:55:54 > 0:55:59..cos all they are, all them people with all the advice about not

0:55:59 > 0:56:03having your head in the clouds and lowering your expectations

0:56:03 > 0:56:04and being realistic...

0:56:07 > 0:56:12..they're just the people who forgot what it looks like...off there,

0:56:12 > 0:56:17when they saw everything clearly and they didn't need telling owt!

0:56:23 > 0:56:26I'll see you lot in three weeks.

0:56:26 > 0:56:27Where are you going?

0:56:27 > 0:56:33Greece. I'm taking the Athens job. Oh, and Dad, will you...

0:56:33 > 0:56:37tell Mum that I'm going to move out as soon as I get back?

0:56:37 > 0:56:41I mean, I'll call her but it would be nice to give her the heads up.

0:56:45 > 0:56:47Oh, and Martin, your flies are undone, mate.

0:56:55 > 0:56:57Just...go on.

0:57:06 > 0:57:08Oh, son.

0:57:09 > 0:57:16I dunno what to say, my little lad - he's all grown up now, properly.

0:57:17 > 0:57:23And Pauline...she's my girlfriend.

0:57:23 > 0:57:25You knew that, didn't you? Yeah.

0:57:26 > 0:57:28We're going to get a dog.

0:57:28 > 0:57:31I just didn't want to upset you and your mum.

0:57:31 > 0:57:35Dad, it's fine. I can take it. I like her.

0:57:35 > 0:57:39She scares me a bit, but...she's a force.

0:57:41 > 0:57:43I love you that much.

0:57:45 > 0:57:46I do you, too, Dad.

0:57:48 > 0:57:50I do you, too.

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