0:00:33 > 0:00:35Will you have a look at my rig? What?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I want to muck about with you, Glen.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39This isn't funny, Wendy.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40I'm offerin' up to you.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41On a plate!
0:00:41 > 0:00:42No, I'm going out with Caroline.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44It's got nothing to do with Caroline,
0:00:44 > 0:00:47it's just a bit of fun and it isn't going to affect anything.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50It's just you and me and now and after that,
0:00:50 > 0:00:52we'll we never say another word.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02HE PANTS
0:01:14 > 0:01:15WOMAN: Oh, yeah.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Dad! Glen?!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19I've had another. Malachi?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Oi. That's nothing. Just a bit of online gambling.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I ain't got a problem, though. I'm lathered in sweat.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Son. They're not easing off, Dad. They... Glen!
0:01:27 > 0:01:28I could taste it!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Really? Do you want a Jaffa Cake? Cleanse your palate.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33No!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36It will get better. I promise. You haven't give it long enough.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38That's all. I dunno, Dad...
0:01:38 > 0:01:40That's all.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58You don't need to rush on my account.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Oh, I'm not. I'm... I had to get up early, anyway. So...
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Thanks for this. The pillow.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Memory foam. Astronauts use it.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10It's really kind of you.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Just want you happy in bed, Michelle.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15HE COUGHS
0:02:15 > 0:02:17You know. So you're productive.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21So, why are you in so early?
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Oh, we've got an opportunity - international freight.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27No chocolate. Sorry. Oh, it's fine.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Er, Athens. Bloke I knew at Norska,
0:02:30 > 0:02:32he's moving over there to head up a big dairy operation.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Mostly yoghurts and cheeses.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I still don't quite see.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Oh. Time difference.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I want to speak to him on the phone, so it made sense.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Still quite early, though, in Athens, isn't it?
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Yeah. Yeah, but they do start first thing.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48That's...that's a known fact.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51It gets so hot later, so they all have a little sleep.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I see.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Plus, it's...it's quite nice here,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00just the two of us, before anyone else gets here.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Gives us a chance to chat, about stuff, you know,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06without...without other people hearing.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11DOOR OPENS
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Morning.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15What are you doing here? Eh?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Well, overnight in Donny, then multi drops round Sleaford.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Yeah. I've done 'em. I'm just swapping trailers.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Then I'll get on again. But you're miles ahead of schedule.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Yeah, I started early.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27You never do that! You're the last to come in, you...
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I couldn't settle! My head was going round and I preferred to get up
0:03:30 > 0:03:32and get on the road.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I'll just grab a quick one of those before I crack on.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38You look terrible. You've got dark circles under your eyes.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Yeah, well, like I say, I'm not sleeping too well.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44It's fine, though. It'll pass.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47All these things pass, don't they?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Depends on what they are.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51CAR APPROACHES
0:03:51 > 0:03:53It's Wendy.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Wendy?! She's not due in until 8.30.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Actually, I think my stomach's feeling a bit, erm, catch you later.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07I, er...
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Busy.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19All right?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Dad.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Glen.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I can't do it. I mean, I'm trying but it's impossible.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43I've only got to see her and I did just now in the office...
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Thing is, Glen, can we do this a bit later? What?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Pick this up. Tonight. You... No! No! I'm desperate.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I know. And I'm feeling your pain. I-I just think, you know, for now,
0:04:52 > 0:04:56you should basically clear off and get on with your work!
0:04:56 > 0:04:57This must be Glen, then?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Son. I'd like you to say hello to Pauline.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Pleased to meet you, heard a lot about you.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Oh, he looks different with his clothes on, doesn't he?
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Excuse me?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10It was me on your dad's laptop this morning.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I didn't see everything cos he closed the lid too quick,
0:05:13 > 0:05:15but I, er, got a flash!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17So why don't we organise some more drinks
0:05:17 > 0:05:19and then we can all have a chat?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Oh, Mal. I think I could manage another of them bacon sarnies.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Give you a bit more to grab hold of!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Janine. Coffee, please, two more cuppas and another squealer, please.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Is she your girlfriend, then?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38No! But we're friends. I bumped into her at Ceroc.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Literally as it turned out. What?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Ceroc. It's a dance craze that's sweeping Europe.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45You don't dance.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I do now! I've taken up one or two new things lately.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Look, what happened, eh? We're talking about you now, son.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Your troubles. Tell me what it is.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56You know what it is! And it isn't going to get any better!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58No matter how long I leave it.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I'm never going to stop feeling like this until I tell Caroline.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Oh, Glen! How many more times?! It wasn't your fault!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07You got caught up in some weird, psycho-sexual, guilt-tripping,
0:06:07 > 0:06:09mutually-destructive meltdown,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12which Steven and Wendy now describe as falling in love,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14and you were...
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I'd say seduced but it doesn't feel right in connection wi' Wendy.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I was unfaithful! And I ought to face the consequences.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Son, you're not listening to anything I'm saying,
0:06:22 > 0:06:25so I'm going to try and put it another way. OK?
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Grow up!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Eh?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Look around you!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32You're still living at home with your mum, you're still going out
0:06:32 > 0:06:36with your first girlfriend. You've led a charmed life, Glen!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39But it can't last for ever and what you need to do is put what's
0:06:39 > 0:06:42happened into perspective - into an adult perspective -
0:06:42 > 0:06:46where things don't always run smooth, but everyone survives!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50You do that, Glen, and I guarantee that all the sleepless nights,
0:06:50 > 0:06:54along with any thoughts about ill-advised confessions,
0:06:54 > 0:06:56they'll all go away.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I promise you.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Here you go, Mal. Thanks.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59MUSIC ON RADIO: "Kiss You" by One Direction
0:08:01 > 0:08:03RADIO STATIC
0:08:03 > 0:08:05ARIA PLAYS
0:08:05 > 0:08:10'For we know only in part and we prophesy only in part,
0:08:10 > 0:08:15'but when the complete comes, the partial will come to an end.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19'When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I
0:08:19 > 0:08:27'thought as a child but when I became a man I put away childish things.'
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Hey!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Glen!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45How are you? What are you doing here?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh, I was just in the area.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I thought you were in Sleaford today?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51No. I mean, I was.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54But I-I came back early to run you into work.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56What?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Come on. Got me wagon over there. Come on!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I got you these an' all.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Garage off Colwick Loop Road. They didn't have the fresh ones delivered
0:09:15 > 0:09:17by the time I went in, so... They're lovely.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Right, then.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22After you, then, ma'am. Your carriage awaits.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28You're not breaking up with me, are you? What?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I've read stuff, where the bloke's really nice
0:09:30 > 0:09:33and it's cos he's winding up to say, "I don't want to see you no more."
0:09:33 > 0:09:35No. And I'll be honest, Glen,
0:09:35 > 0:09:37you haven't been yourself this past week. So...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39No! No. I swear! Break up?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41God, no, I, no, just the opposite. I...
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I-I-I never want to break up with you.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47You're everything to me. You're like... You're my soul mate.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I can't imagine a single day on earth without you.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53That's good, then, isn't it?
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Yeah. It is. It's brilliant.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57It's more than brilliant. It's incredible.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59You're incredible and...
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Will you marry me?
0:10:03 > 0:10:04What?!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I'm asking if you'll...
0:10:06 > 0:10:08HORN BEEPS Way-hay! Good on you.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09SHE LAUGHS
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Will you...marry me?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Now I-I ain't got a ring, to be honest,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I hadn't thought that far ahead but...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Are you serious? Yeah, of course I am.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20We've been going out for ever and I don't love anybody else.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I really don't! Yeah, that time I said I fancied Megan Fox...
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Everyone fancies her. Exactly, what I mean is...
0:10:25 > 0:10:30I don't have feelings for any other person in the whole wide world.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Do you understand me? You're the one.
0:10:32 > 0:10:38Oh, Glen. Glen, I love you. Of course I'll marry you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40SHE LAUGHS HAPPILY
0:11:05 > 0:11:10Yeah... Yeah, great, great.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Fine, that's fine. Yeah.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Right, see you then. See you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Done, then? At last.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Sorry, you've been out there ages. It seemed...
0:11:22 > 0:11:27I mean, I...I dunno. I've been on the phone so it's hard to say.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30I've spoken to VOSA about the CPC stuff.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33They say it has got to be carried at all times.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Terrific, terrific, thank you, that's...
0:11:38 > 0:11:42You're very good, Michelle - very thorough.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Cheers.
0:11:44 > 0:11:49I'd like to, er...officially recognise that.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53I've got a couple of tickets to the Playhouse tomorrow night.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I thought you might like to... Yeah.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02Good. Good. That's...that's excellent.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05And I also thought that afterwards, I mean,
0:12:05 > 0:12:06after the rewards scheme bit,
0:12:06 > 0:12:08if we...if we want to go on, we could...?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Yeah. That an' all. That'll be nice.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Terrific, er, yeah...
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Er, iPad...
0:12:37 > 0:12:39VINCE CHUCKLES
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Come here, son.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Congratulations. I am so pleased for you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Thank you. Thank you, Vince. I suppose I should've asked you really
0:12:47 > 0:12:49if it was all right, before... You know it's all right.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51He cried when I told him. Caroline!
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Oh, it's lovely! It shows you care. Yeah, well, I do.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Plus, it made me think of your mum and what she'd have said
0:12:57 > 0:13:00if she'd have been here. Aw, Dad.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02What about your mum? Was she chuffed?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Well, I haven't told her yet. I can't get hold of her anyway.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06She's on a retreat with Kyle.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08They don't let you have mobile phones.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10They don't let you have shoes... Oh, no.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12It's all right, they let you have orgasms.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15I think that's why they go. It's, er, Tantric.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19He wants to throw us a party.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Really?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Tonight! I can delay but... Your mum won't mind, will she, Glen?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25I mean, we've still got the wedding to come.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28She'll be right in the thick of that. Yeah, yeah.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Plus you'll have your dad with you this evening so...
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Yeah, I was going to call him, actually, as soon as I'd seen you.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34I'm sorry.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37You don't think, do you, when you make these decisions,
0:13:37 > 0:13:39how they're just going to grow?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Yeah, and he'll... he'll definitely be up for it.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I know he will.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Brilliant.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49THEY LAUGH
0:14:15 > 0:14:16All right?
0:14:16 > 0:14:21Yeah. I am. Are you? You've been avoiding me all week.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24No. I...
0:14:24 > 0:14:26OK. I have, I'm sorry. Glen, it's sorted!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I know. I know. I know it is.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I'm getting married, anyway, so it's irrelevant now.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Usual, please, Rog. Will do.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Married? Yeah, to Caroline.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Well, I sort of assumed that.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39It's brilliant, isn't it? It's...sudden.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42No, no, no, it isn't. We've been going out nine years.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44It's time, Steven. I'm ready.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Fine! Congratulations, then.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Cheers! I-I appreciate that.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56And can I just say, I am glad there are no hard feelings about...
0:14:56 > 0:14:58all the other stuff? Yeah. So am I.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00These things happen. Don't they? In life.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03No-one said it was going to be a smooth ride.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Too bloody right, mate! It's a sodding roller coaster.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Oh, we're having a little...a little get-together at her dad's place -
0:15:10 > 0:15:13drinks, nibbles, which you're invited to, everyone is,
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Wendy included,
0:15:15 > 0:15:17and Michelle and everyone and, yeah,
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'm going to have a little ring round. All right.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Oh, any advice? On a happy marriage?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I'm six years divorced, Glen.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Right. Yeah. Good point.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Just be honest.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32If you want to avoid my fate, that's the key,
0:15:32 > 0:15:35you've got to lay it all out there, for better or for worse.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38So, for instance, day one, I should've said,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40"I can't keep me cock in me trousers, Danielle,
0:15:40 > 0:15:41"is that going to be a problem?"
0:15:41 > 0:15:44She would've replied, "Yeah." And we'd have ended it there and then.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46That would've been the right thing to do,
0:15:46 > 0:15:49because I wasn't really ready to settle down in them days.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51You see what I'm saying? Honesty is the best policy.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Right from the kick-off. So I should tell Caroline about Wendy.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57God! No! What are you on about?! But you said...?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00I said honesty not suicide. Jesus, Glen! What is the matter with you?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02You never meant to do it.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Yeah, what if I explain that to Caroline?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06She'll only crush one of your knackers!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Haven't you learned anything?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Gosh!
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Wow.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Do I look all right?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38You look like an angel.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44You've not scrubbed up too badly, either.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Thanks. It's me lifter gear.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I thought you wore that when you wanted to pick your mood up?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Yeah, or, like, you know,
0:16:52 > 0:16:55when I'm up already and I just want to be on the ceiling.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Ah-h! Have you been in?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00No. No, I...
0:17:00 > 0:17:03I had a look on me way back from work.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05He's decorated and he's done mounds of food.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Has he?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Come on. Let's make an entrance.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22LAUGHTER
0:17:22 > 0:17:26But, above all, I just want to say thanks for coming down tonight
0:17:26 > 0:17:28and helping me to celebrate the fact that my daughter,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31my one and only child, Caroline...
0:17:31 > 0:17:34is marrying probably the only bloke in this entire town
0:17:34 > 0:17:36who I think is worthy of her...
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Glen Davies, by that beautiful woman at the bar. Hey, Glen!
0:17:40 > 0:17:41What are you doing talking to her?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You don't want to tell me something, do you?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46LAUGHTER
0:17:51 > 0:17:52And that's it.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Except for one, final thing, which is to ask you to indulge a proud
0:17:55 > 0:17:58father and raise your glasses to a wonderful couple -
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Caroline and Glen.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02ALL: Caroline and Glen!
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Sorry, I won't...I won't keep you long, I just want to add to that
0:18:10 > 0:18:14by expressing my gratitude, well, the gratitude of all of us who
0:18:14 > 0:18:16aren't paying for this...
0:18:16 > 0:18:19LAUGHTER ..to Vincent for, for laying on this event,
0:18:19 > 0:18:22but also and mainly, for bringing your
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Caroline into the world so that she could meet my Glen.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28You know, cos... cos he's a special boy.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Hear! Hear!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32No. I mean it!
0:18:32 > 0:18:36He is, he's my only child and I love him that much
0:18:36 > 0:18:41and I'm just so glad that he's met a girl like Caroline,
0:18:41 > 0:18:44who's his childhood sweet...well, his only sweetheart,
0:18:44 > 0:18:49and she makes him that happy and she is...she's one in a million.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Absolutely, so...so that's it!
0:18:51 > 0:18:55And I just want to join Vince in wishing them all the success
0:18:55 > 0:18:59in the world as they finally go forward now and do the deed.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00LAUGHTER
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Hey, hey, now, I wasn't being smutty there.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04When I meant do the deed, I meant... Eh?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06..do the deed, marriage... Off you get, mate!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11I'm going to get...
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Right, mate. Another one, cheers.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22What's wrong?
0:19:22 > 0:19:26Us! The looks, the atmosphere, we've got to get over it.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Yeah, yeah.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Just be normal.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Oh, I'm getting married. It doesn't get more normal than that.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36But it's, er, it's hard, you know, cos
0:19:36 > 0:19:38not everyone's in the loop...my end.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43And that's a strain. What do you mean?
0:19:43 > 0:19:48Oh, it doesn't matter. You're right. We need to, er, we need to start over
0:19:48 > 0:19:51and I-I don't want you feeling guilty, anyway, so...
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Well, I don't. No. Well...
0:19:55 > 0:19:57All right, I'll see you later, then. Yeah.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01There you go.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07You all right?
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Yeah. No, yeah, good, brilliant, yeah.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13You don't look it.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Oh, well, you know the thing is, Michelle, I'm, er...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Hey! Hey!
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Hey. Sorry I'm so late. I got held up at the office.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Nah, it's fine...
0:20:24 > 0:20:27You're here now. That's all that matters. You should get a drink.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30The food's fantastic. Right? Magic! I'm starving.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38No, no, you...you run along. I'll catch you kids later.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Good lad, Glen. Well done.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Honestly, I've been smiling ever since you told me.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Great. Onwards. Exactly!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Malachi, come and look at these prawns!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Seriously! They're massive!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Flipping heck, Glen! Careful.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh, yeah, no. I will be. Definitely.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Remember that Boxing Day, round our house?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13When you'd just turned 16 and my dad let you have some wine.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Oh! He said after that
0:21:15 > 0:21:18he had never seen a human being go that colour before.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19SHE LAUGHS
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Talking of which...
0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's what you bought me! That Christmas.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Oh. Didn't know you still had that.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Course I have. I've got everything you've ever bought me.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33HE SCOFFS Don't be daft.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34I've got a great big box.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Well, three. Then, one day, when I'm old and the kids have all
0:21:38 > 0:21:42left home and you're shuffling about in a sweater, trying to find your
0:21:42 > 0:21:47glasses, I'll be able to get them all down again and look at them.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Come on. You look peaky. Shall we get you some food?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Oh, they've got them stuffed peppers. You love them. Oh.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00And that grilled cheese you like.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Great.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Just make sure you take plenty.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Thing is, I slept with Wendy. What?
0:22:06 > 0:22:10I...me-me-me and Wendy, we had sex. About a week ago.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13I never meant to. It just happened.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17No, no, no, don't, don't, Caroline, please. It...it just happened.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20I swear. One minute I'm DJing, the next minute I'm...
0:22:20 > 0:22:22and I'm so sorry, really. I am.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27Please, I love you that much! Please, Caroline, please forgive me.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Please...
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Dad! I've got to go.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37You can't do that.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Please, come on.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40What is it, son?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Thank you, everyone! Sorry, I shan't be a second.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47And I'm sure quite a few of you just want to finish your tapas
0:22:47 > 0:22:51and then get off home and make, sweet, sweet love to one another.
0:22:52 > 0:22:59Or you men you could do what my ex-fiance Glen has just done,
0:22:59 > 0:23:03which is to just slip away now, while your partner's not looking,
0:23:03 > 0:23:07and then go and screw some slag behind her back...
0:23:08 > 0:23:11..and then make sure you nip home later,
0:23:11 > 0:23:16while she's in bed, lying asleep, dreaming of you and the future
0:23:16 > 0:23:21that you've both got together and then just whap it in there an' all.
0:23:21 > 0:23:27Introduce her to the delights of your still-slightly-warm cock.
0:23:28 > 0:23:33Pre-enjoyed. Isn't that what they say now? Second-hand goods?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Yeah, pre-enj...
0:23:39 > 0:23:43I thought you loved me!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45You pig.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48You bastard pig!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52It's OK. It's OK.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Can see there hasn't been a woman around for a while.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Oh, did you make one of those for me, love? Yeah.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18It's not dirty. It's not dirty at all.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21It's just not what I'd call clean.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23God, I'm buggered and I've ate that much.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26SHE BURPS Did you try those little sausages?
0:24:26 > 0:24:29They were magnificent. I've brought half a dozen back in a serviette.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31They're in me coat pocket if you fancy one.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Funnily enough, my appetite isn't that great.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Oh, you've got to eat,
0:24:35 > 0:24:37especially in a crisis. Nowt's as bad on a full stomach.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40She has got a point, Wendy. I'm going to bed.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Yeah, me too. See you in the morning.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51You take my bed, son.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Thanks, Dad.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Actually, Mal. You don't think Glen would prefer the sofa?
0:24:56 > 0:24:57No. I'm sure he wouldn't.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Really? Cos I think you'd struggle to get two on this. Two?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Well, if he's in yours, where are you and me going to?
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Pauline! What?! Oh, he knows what's going on.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Bloody hell, he's a past master at it himself,
0:25:10 > 0:25:12if what I just heard in that bar's all true.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15It's fine, Dad, really, I don't mind. You keep yours, honest.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18There you are. See? I'll go and get it warm.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Oh, and Glen, take it from one who's been round the block a few times,
0:25:23 > 0:25:25once the corpse is cold,
0:25:25 > 0:25:28there's no point wringing your hands over it.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Sleep tight.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37So, she is your girlfriend, then? Pauline?
0:25:37 > 0:25:41No. We go out, obviously.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45She's a mate and occasionally...
0:25:45 > 0:25:47PAULINE: I'm ready, Mal.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55It's not serious. That's what I'm saying.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00I'll see you in the morning.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Thanks for the lift.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18My pleasure.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20I'll see you in a few hours.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26You...you don't fancy a coffee, or...?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Do you mind if I don't?
0:26:29 > 0:26:33I mean, I would, only I'm thinking about the play tomorrow.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Oh, no, it's a comedy, it's Alan Ayckbourn.
0:26:36 > 0:26:41No. I'm saying, it's a night out, isn't it? A proper one.
0:26:41 > 0:26:47And this is the office, basically, so I'd sooner save myself...
0:26:48 > 0:26:50..if you get what I mean.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56No. Makes sense, right.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Tomorrow, then. Yeah.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23MATTRESS CREAKS, MOANING
0:27:29 > 0:27:30HE SIGHS
0:27:33 > 0:27:35MALACHI: Sorry. I'm sorry.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Oh, no.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08HE GRUNTS
0:28:14 > 0:28:18Oh, son, how they must've gone at you.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Yeah, well, he was upset - Vince.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Upset? I'll give him upset!
0:28:23 > 0:28:26Kicking a boy around like he's a football. It's disgusting.
0:28:26 > 0:28:27Dad! Don't get so stressed!
0:28:27 > 0:28:30No! I'm not stressed. Don't you worry about me.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33It's like my dad used to say to me - don't get mad, son!
0:28:33 > 0:28:34Get a length of lead piping.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Well at least it's over, it's...it's done now!
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Hey! It's done when I say it's done!
0:28:39 > 0:28:41The only way to stop a weed is to pull it out at the root.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44Everyone knows that. Are you serious?
0:28:44 > 0:28:47Course he is. This is a particular situation
0:28:47 > 0:28:50and it requires a particular response - mano a mano.
0:28:50 > 0:28:51Glen! What did I say?
0:28:51 > 0:28:54As soon as you found yourself in that awkward situation with Wendy,
0:28:54 > 0:28:57you walked through a door that you can't step back through now.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00You're in a new world and you have to live according to its laws.
0:29:00 > 0:29:04Yeah, you knew that kicking was coming, didn't you?
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Yeah. Yeah, and you knew it was coming,
0:29:07 > 0:29:09you accepted it, that's what happens.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11I accepted it cos I deserved it.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13You didn't deserve to end up looking like that.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16But he's right, essentially you knew payback was inevitable -
0:29:16 > 0:29:18so you went along,
0:29:18 > 0:29:21same way as you've got to go along with the rest of it now.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24I know it's not nice but that's why they call it growing pains.
0:29:24 > 0:29:28I'm right, Glen! You know I am, so let's finish this
0:29:28 > 0:29:30the way we have to.
0:29:30 > 0:29:34We're going to show him that you're Glen Davies and that means summat.
0:29:44 > 0:29:45I heard an engine.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Yeah, yeah, I'm done, I mean, what I could.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52I was hoping you could split the rest of his round
0:29:52 > 0:29:55between the others? Course.
0:29:55 > 0:29:56Have you heard anything more?
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Yeah! Steven texted.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01They're still patching him up but they're not keeping him.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Brilliant! Brilliant... Oh?! What?
0:30:04 > 0:30:07No, no, I sent him some stuff. He'll have no need for it now.
0:30:07 > 0:30:11Oh, he delivered it anyway! Apart from the porn.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17Yeah. I don't know what he meant by that. That's...
0:30:17 > 0:30:19God, I am filthy!
0:30:22 > 0:30:25My clothes. I mean, I'll have to have a wash.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27You know, before tonight. That...that's what I was...
0:30:27 > 0:30:31Then again, filthy, sometimes it's not such a bad thing, is it?
0:30:32 > 0:30:35HE GIGGLES You...
0:30:47 > 0:30:48Andrea.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09Thanks, Michelle. That's lovely. Pleasure.
0:31:09 > 0:31:13I'll go and finish tabulating those workers' time directives.
0:31:19 > 0:31:23I-I'm surprised to see you. I'll be honest. I know, I know.
0:31:23 > 0:31:27I thought twice about coming, but I sort of had to in the end,
0:31:27 > 0:31:32just to say that I owe you, really, big time.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35I'm still not clear.
0:31:35 > 0:31:39What you said when we split up... about me, it made sense,
0:31:39 > 0:31:44so I had a look at my priorities and I swapped a few of 'em around
0:31:44 > 0:31:47and it's all been for the good, I think. Right...
0:31:47 > 0:31:50I'm still at the same place, work-wise, booze and all that
0:31:50 > 0:31:51but I'd like to get out, in truth.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Meanwhile, I'm part-time at the uni, studying nursing now -
0:31:54 > 0:31:57terminal care, respite management, that sort of stuff.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Flipping heck. I know, but I want to do it, Martin.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02I-I want to have a bit of a purpose in my life,
0:32:02 > 0:32:05have a goal, you know? Yeah, that's...that's amazing.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08It's a lot of work, especially with the day job.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10That's why I look like this.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13I've put on half a stone. I've never been so fat.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16You don't look like you have. DRAWER SLAMS
0:32:16 > 0:32:18I never train any more, I don't have the time,
0:32:18 > 0:32:20so all the modelling's gone. No way.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22I don't care, to be honest. It's so vacuous.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24That...that means empty. Yeah. I know.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26You get to a point, don't you?
0:32:26 > 0:32:29How many times am I prepared to let my half-naked form be
0:32:29 > 0:32:31electronically rendered through cyberspace so that
0:32:31 > 0:32:35thousands of men can utilise me as their favourite masturbatory aid?
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Mm-hm.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Anyway! That's it.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43That's...all I came to say really,
0:32:43 > 0:32:48and you probably don't care and I wouldn't blame you.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52I didn't behave very well, not for a long time, did I?
0:32:52 > 0:32:57Yeah, well, well...it is nice that you've popped by actually.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00And-and-and I am glad that you're doing OK.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03You've sort of turned yourself around, that's terrific.
0:33:06 > 0:33:07Oh...
0:33:10 > 0:33:15It's all melted, must've been rubbing against me breast.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17You can have it - parting gift.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22Take care, Michelle. Lovely to see you again.
0:33:38 > 0:33:39What are you doing?
0:33:39 > 0:33:41I'm going out. What?
0:33:41 > 0:33:44It's my own fault. I had an open goal last night.
0:33:44 > 0:33:45What are you on about?
0:33:45 > 0:33:49You! And Little Miss...Melty Tits!
0:34:12 > 0:34:15You all right, mate?
0:34:15 > 0:34:16I want to do it.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18What?
0:34:18 > 0:34:20If I'm here,
0:34:20 > 0:34:22if I'm on this path, it ought to be me.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29PROUDLY: Oh, son.
0:34:37 > 0:34:40ENGINE REVS
0:34:55 > 0:34:56Yes!
0:34:58 > 0:35:00That should wake them up!
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Bugger. I thought he might've clipped summat.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07Hey, come here, you!
0:35:07 > 0:35:09What the hell do you think you're doing?
0:35:09 > 0:35:11Well, we're giving you some back.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Isn't that the way it works in your world, Vince?
0:35:13 > 0:35:16Yeah! Oh! Here come the cavalry.
0:35:16 > 0:35:17You'll pay for this.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19Er, I won't, actually. He isn't finished, neither.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21We're going to knock through. What? What?
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Yeah, we're going to make it all alfresco.
0:35:24 > 0:35:25The punters really like that.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28I mean, less in winter, I admit. Any time you like, son.
0:35:28 > 0:35:29Yeah. I...
0:35:29 > 0:35:31You step one foot in that cab,
0:35:31 > 0:35:34Glen, and I will not be held responsible for what happens to you.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Cos you've got his best interests at heart? It's nothing to do wi' you.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Oh, what, so now you want to talk about who should
0:35:39 > 0:35:41and shouldn't be involved in all of this, do you?
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Didn't bother you this morning when you pulled up with them two in tow.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47That's summat he can't abide. I can't.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49That sort of nasty behaviour,
0:35:49 > 0:35:52which is ironic, really, seeing that he's an ex-tank-driver and got
0:35:52 > 0:35:55asked to leave his regiment because he had anger management issues.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58That's just the way he is - he insists on a fair fight.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00He got what he deserved, Malachi.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03He deserved to be put in hospital, did he?
0:36:03 > 0:36:04He broke my little girl's heart.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06You don't know the circumstances!
0:36:17 > 0:36:19HE GRUNTS
0:36:35 > 0:36:37MALACHI LAUGHS
0:36:37 > 0:36:41Oh. You forget, don't you? I mean, it hurts when you laugh,
0:36:41 > 0:36:44hurts when I breathe, hurts when I blink...
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Hey-up, son. Snap!
0:36:47 > 0:36:49What's going on?
0:36:49 > 0:36:50What do you mean?
0:36:50 > 0:36:52I-I heard laughter.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54Well, it was summat Vince just said about whiplash.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56You all right?
0:36:56 > 0:36:59Not, not really, no. Oh, what's up?
0:36:59 > 0:37:01What, aside from being on first-name terms with every casualty
0:37:01 > 0:37:03nurse in Nottingham?
0:37:03 > 0:37:05I'm surprised, Dad,
0:37:05 > 0:37:08to find you two so pally, given the recent carnage.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Oh, Glen, it wasn't that bad.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13I mean, we're not brilliant because you've got previous, and me and him,
0:37:13 > 0:37:18well, you forget how a body hasn't got any give at our age. Yeah.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Oh, come on, Glen! The others didn't even visit the plaster room,
0:37:21 > 0:37:23so it was quite a low attrition rate really.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27What's changed between you two?! A couple of hours ago, you were...
0:37:27 > 0:37:30you were rolling round in the dirt, trying to throttle each other!
0:37:30 > 0:37:32We've had a chance to have a talk.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Oh, and you didn't think to try that before the violence?
0:37:35 > 0:37:38How could he?! He had to retaliate, Glen, like for like.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40I'd have done the same in his position. See?
0:37:46 > 0:37:48I'm...I'm so sorry.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50What are you doing? I'm talking!
0:37:51 > 0:37:53I'm so sorry...
0:37:53 > 0:37:58that I upset Caroline, that I hurt your daughter.
0:37:58 > 0:38:02Your dad's already told me how it all happened and everything.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05I told him it wasn't your fault. Dad, please!
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Truth is, Glen, well, you can't make an omelette
0:38:07 > 0:38:10without cracking a few eggs, can you? What?
0:38:10 > 0:38:13Who gets to be old, who gets to have a wife
0:38:13 > 0:38:16and a family without experiencing the odd...?
0:38:16 > 0:38:17Pile-up. Exactly.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20You're a young lad. You're a youth, Glen.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23You wait until you're as old as me or your dad.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27There's the life you go asleep to and the one you wake up to.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Well, they're very different places.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Yeah, but-but-but all the same.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33He's going to have a word, aren't you, with Caroline?
0:38:33 > 0:38:36You know what my grandad said to me on his deathbed?
0:38:36 > 0:38:39He said, "I've slept with 17 women who
0:38:39 > 0:38:44"weren't your grandmother, Vincent. But I only ever loved one."
0:38:44 > 0:38:45Ah-h!
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Let he who is without sin chuck the first stone, eh, Mal?
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Bloody right, Vincent. Abso-bloody-lutely.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Right, Mr Barrett, X-ray for you.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56And, Glen, can you go in your own bay, please?
0:38:56 > 0:38:57Right, see you later, duck!
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Go on, Glen, go and let 'em finish you off.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02How could you do that?
0:39:02 > 0:39:04What?
0:39:04 > 0:39:05Agree with him, when he...
0:39:05 > 0:39:09when he's sweeping it all under the carpet, he's making excuses.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Hang on! Hang on! He wasn't making excuses.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14He was appreciating what happened in its full context.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17What context? THE context - life!
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Grown-up life. Yeah, if you like.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23No. I don't. I don't like.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Son, you're still upset. It's the kicking...
0:39:25 > 0:39:27It isn't the kicking. It's you, and it's...it's him!
0:39:27 > 0:39:32Glen. Look, I appreciate that you're a bit raw and you maybe think
0:39:32 > 0:39:36that we're acting in a way that you wouldn't in this situation but,
0:39:36 > 0:39:42as has been established, you see the world like it's a U certificate,
0:39:42 > 0:39:45whereas, in fact, the world is an 18.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48It contains scenes of an upsetting nature,
0:39:48 > 0:39:51of sex and violence and... All right, I get it! I get it.
0:39:51 > 0:39:56The world is a shit hole, so I need to wake up and smell the turds!
0:39:56 > 0:39:59Summat like that, yeah, but only a bit more...
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Son, you need to be more of a pragmatist.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04You have to put yourself in a position...
0:40:04 > 0:40:09Stop it! Please, no more advice. I have had enough, I really have.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Hey, what...what are you doing?
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Where are you going?
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Glen! Glen!
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Wait, son. No!
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Look, don't run off.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38I'm not running.
0:40:38 > 0:40:39I want to help you.
0:40:39 > 0:40:45Yeah? But this is my problem! And I need to solve it...
0:40:46 > 0:40:49..the way I should've done right from the start.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Glen! HE WINCES
0:40:55 > 0:40:56Just wait...
0:41:09 > 0:41:11PHONE RINGS
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Hiya, it's me. I couldn't have a lift, could I?
0:41:43 > 0:41:45I've got nowhere to go...
0:41:45 > 0:41:46What?
0:41:46 > 0:41:48..to storm off to.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50This is where I live.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53So if I'm going to storm anywhere, it's got to be here.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Would you like me to leave?
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Do what you want.
0:42:17 > 0:42:18I'm so sorry.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22I'm so, so sorry.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26It-it was unforgivable what I did
0:42:26 > 0:42:30and I can't bear I've upset you how I have.
0:42:30 > 0:42:36If I could do anything, anything, to turn the clock back, I would.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41I don't care. I don't care.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45You've done that, Glen.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49You've taken the world and you've smashed it.
0:42:51 > 0:42:55I'll never love anyone again how I loved you.
0:42:57 > 0:43:04I'm not being dramatic. That's the truth. You're the first.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07You'll be the most.
0:43:07 > 0:43:11That's what you broke, not a heart,
0:43:11 > 0:43:19hearts are nothing - you broke the world when it was perfect...
0:43:19 > 0:43:22I swear I can... You're like everyone else, Glen.
0:43:22 > 0:43:26You're selfish and you're mean and you say one thing
0:43:26 > 0:43:29and you do another and that's the worst...
0:43:31 > 0:43:36..because...because you're Glen Davies...
0:43:36 > 0:43:38SHE SOBS
0:43:38 > 0:43:40..and I thought you were different.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46SHE SOBS
0:44:09 > 0:44:11I prefer you.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16What? She does look good
0:44:16 > 0:44:18and she can link her big toes together behind the back
0:44:18 > 0:44:20of her head, which I know isn't the same as being
0:44:20 > 0:44:23able to speak Portuguese, say, but for somebody who is basically,
0:44:23 > 0:44:26quite a shallow man, that has always really impressed me.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28No, I can see that.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31And now she's becoming a nurse and helping dying people
0:44:31 > 0:44:34and that stops you in your tracks,
0:44:34 > 0:44:36but I definitely, I definitely prefer you.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Prefer?
0:44:40 > 0:44:41SHE TUTS
0:44:41 > 0:44:43HE SIGHS
0:44:44 > 0:44:46HE STIFFLES A SCREAM
0:44:46 > 0:44:47I dunno why I said prefer!
0:44:47 > 0:44:51You know, I open my mouth and it... and it just, it came out, you know.
0:44:51 > 0:44:55And...and there are two of you, there were a minute ago.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58And...and she has been a big part of my life.
0:44:58 > 0:45:02You know, and...and maybe...maybe if you weren't around...
0:45:02 > 0:45:05only you are, you are around and that's...
0:45:05 > 0:45:07that's what I should've said.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10You're there, Michelle, you are and...and...
0:45:11 > 0:45:12..you're a game changer!
0:45:12 > 0:45:14That's what we talk about in business -
0:45:14 > 0:45:16when...when summat comes along and...
0:45:16 > 0:45:17and it...and it rewrites the rules,
0:45:17 > 0:45:21you know, it makes everything else that's gone before it obsolete,
0:45:21 > 0:45:26and you...you're like Windows! The Windows operating system!
0:45:27 > 0:45:30No, that-that-that's not what I mean.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32What-what I...what-what-what I...
0:45:32 > 0:45:37what-what I actually mean, what I mean, Michelle, is...
0:45:39 > 0:45:41Oh, God, Michelle.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44I love you! That's the best I can do.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53That was all right, actually.
0:46:18 > 0:46:19Glen!
0:46:19 > 0:46:22Glen, come on, son, talk to me, please.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26Glen! He isn't there, Mal.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Yard, then. I've got everywhere else covered.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30Ring them! I have done! They're not answering.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33You're worrying too much. He's probably just...
0:46:33 > 0:46:36You didn't see the look in his eye before he went off.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38It was...it wasn't right.
0:46:38 > 0:46:39DOOR OPENS
0:46:39 > 0:46:41Caroline...
0:46:41 > 0:46:44He isn't here. He did come, but then he went.
0:46:44 > 0:46:45Well, where's he gone?
0:46:45 > 0:46:48I don't know. I'm sorry.
0:46:48 > 0:46:50No, I'm sorry, Caroline.
0:46:52 > 0:46:54Do you know how many times you get
0:46:54 > 0:46:57your heart broken in a lifetime, love?
0:46:57 > 0:46:58Once.
0:46:59 > 0:47:02You'll survive it. We're stronger than them.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17Listen, I'm telling you, he's not here.
0:47:17 > 0:47:21Yeah, I will. I've already spoken to Steven.
0:47:21 > 0:47:26Wendy, he's a very emotional boy. You don't know what he could do.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31Mal. He didn't say owt, did he? Eh?
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Glen! Did he say owt to you?
0:47:33 > 0:47:35Well, he's...he's still in hospital, isn't he?
0:47:35 > 0:47:38No, he cleared off before they'd finished with him.
0:47:38 > 0:47:39Hey, is this thing working properly?
0:47:39 > 0:47:41I'm not sure PCs are the thing Michelle's been
0:47:41 > 0:47:44most across this morning. What-what-what are you doing?
0:47:44 > 0:47:47I'm trying to track him down on his GPS. Glen down?
0:47:47 > 0:47:51Yeah, what, am I talking double Dutch, here?! Yes! In his wagon!
0:47:51 > 0:47:53His wagon's outside. I've only just done with it.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56Well, it's not out there now. Why isn't this working, Michelle?!
0:47:56 > 0:47:57Ah, come here. Let me see.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59You could've stopped him. What?
0:47:59 > 0:48:02I mean, how can you not hear a 44-tonne articulated lorry
0:48:02 > 0:48:05setting off not 20 feet away from you. What were you doing?!
0:48:05 > 0:48:07You really aren't picking up on the vibe, are you, Mal?
0:48:07 > 0:48:10Look, I just want to find my son, all right?
0:48:10 > 0:48:12He's on the 453. Heading north. Yes.
0:48:15 > 0:48:17Oh, no. What's wrong? What is it?
0:48:17 > 0:48:19Well, look where he's headed. Where?
0:48:19 > 0:48:20Middleton Top. Oh, Jesus.
0:48:20 > 0:48:23What's wrong? You've found him. That's good, isn't it?
0:48:23 > 0:48:26No, not where he's going. It's Lovers' Leap. Eh?
0:48:26 > 0:48:28That's what they used to call it.
0:48:28 > 0:48:31Cos of all couples that used to go there. Forbidden love all that.
0:48:31 > 0:48:32It's where they lobbed themselves off.
0:49:11 > 0:49:14# Some people think they jive me
0:49:14 > 0:49:16# But I know they must be crazy
0:49:16 > 0:49:19# Can't see their misfortune
0:49:19 > 0:49:21# Maybe if they're little lazy
0:49:23 > 0:49:25# Walk through the fire
0:49:25 > 0:49:27# Fly through the smoke... #
0:49:28 > 0:49:31MUSIC: "Lucky Star" by Madonna
0:49:35 > 0:49:37What are you doing?
0:49:37 > 0:49:40Sticking to the speed limit. There's cameras down here. It's notorious.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43Pauline! What? I've got six points on three different licenses.
0:49:43 > 0:49:46I don't care! I'll take 'em. I just think...
0:49:46 > 0:49:47Stop it! You're getting worked up.
0:49:47 > 0:49:50You need to be picking your punches now, not flailing.
0:49:50 > 0:49:53What are you on about? Right! Last one. Now I can press on a bit.
0:49:53 > 0:49:54ENGINE REVS, HORN BEEPS
0:49:54 > 0:49:56MOVE!
0:49:56 > 0:49:57Bloody hell!
0:50:10 > 0:50:12It'll be fine.
0:50:12 > 0:50:14Will it?
0:50:14 > 0:50:15It isn't your fault.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18I don't want anything bad to happen to him, Steven.
0:51:44 > 0:51:48Don't do it, son! Please! It's not worth it!
0:51:51 > 0:51:56Hey, look, don't, don't. Stay back, stay back! Don't spook him!
0:51:56 > 0:51:59Come on, Glen. Come away from the edge, mate.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01What edge?
0:52:01 > 0:52:04That edge! The one with the great bloody drop beyond it!
0:52:05 > 0:52:07What's going on?
0:52:07 > 0:52:10Look, I'm sorry! I'm sorry for everything I said.
0:52:10 > 0:52:14I'll be honest with you, I'm not 100% sure which bit it was
0:52:14 > 0:52:15that...that finally flipped you.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17Flipped?
0:52:17 > 0:52:18Caused the breakdown!
0:52:18 > 0:52:21But I do accept that generally I might have tipped you over the edge,
0:52:21 > 0:52:24not literally, obviously. Dad, you're...
0:52:24 > 0:52:27Speak plain to him. He doesn't know what you're talking about.
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Don't jump, Glen!
0:52:29 > 0:52:30Jump?
0:52:30 > 0:52:33See? That's clear. He knows what he's dealing with now.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35You think I'm going to jump?
0:52:35 > 0:52:37Glen, whatever it was that your dad said
0:52:37 > 0:52:39and God only knows what that was...
0:52:39 > 0:52:41You think I'm going to jump?!
0:52:41 > 0:52:44Oh, don't tell me we've belted all this way... Steven!
0:52:44 > 0:52:46So you're not?
0:52:46 > 0:52:48No.
0:52:48 > 0:52:49But... What?
0:52:49 > 0:52:52Well, it's just, you know, the way you left, you,
0:52:52 > 0:52:56you were shouting at us and your state were very agitated
0:52:56 > 0:52:59and that's exactly how I'd be if I was going to chuck meself.
0:52:59 > 0:53:02Malachi! Well, you didn't hear him or see him,
0:53:02 > 0:53:04his whole tenor, it was...it was,
0:53:04 > 0:53:07it was like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse all rolled into one.
0:53:07 > 0:53:10Actually, you know what, Dad, that is why I'm here! It's precisely
0:53:10 > 0:53:14because of that attitude that I've come to this place...
0:53:15 > 0:53:17..assuming the worst,
0:53:17 > 0:53:20expecting it.
0:53:20 > 0:53:23I mean, really, why would you jump to that conclusion?
0:53:23 > 0:53:26Other than that's the world that you're living in right now,
0:53:26 > 0:53:29the one you've been trying to get me to sign up to lately -
0:53:29 > 0:53:32the shit-will-hit-the-fan universe.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34What are you nodding for? You're just as bad.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36Well, that isn't very fair, is it?
0:53:36 > 0:53:41Yeah. It's true! Caroline, she's got the right idea.
0:53:41 > 0:53:46You set the bar high, you expect the best and if you get let down,
0:53:46 > 0:53:48you walk away,
0:53:48 > 0:53:51but you expect the best
0:53:51 > 0:53:56and the funny thing is, Dad, that's exactly what you taught me.
0:53:56 > 0:53:58What are you on about?
0:53:58 > 0:54:02Up here, when I was little.
0:54:02 > 0:54:05We stopped off here no end of times, didn't we?
0:54:05 > 0:54:09When we were going away together on the weekends and holidays,
0:54:09 > 0:54:12and even slept over on a couple of occasions, didn't we?
0:54:13 > 0:54:15Yeah.
0:54:15 > 0:54:19You loved it up here, cos you said,
0:54:19 > 0:54:22this was the place where you had the world at your feet.
0:54:22 > 0:54:26You remember that? And we'd sit right there, on that edge,
0:54:26 > 0:54:30looking out, with the sun coming down, and something on the radio,
0:54:30 > 0:54:33maybe a cup of tea for you, an orange squash for me...
0:54:35 > 0:54:39..and you always took your boots off and wiggled your toes
0:54:39 > 0:54:42and compared my feet with yours and said that I was catching up,
0:54:42 > 0:54:46that I was...that I was becoming a man,
0:54:46 > 0:54:48and it was perfect, wasn't it?
0:54:48 > 0:54:53You'd look out there and you'd say, "Reach for the sky, son."
0:54:56 > 0:54:59And you used to say, something else as well, Dad.
0:55:01 > 0:55:03Do you remember?
0:55:03 > 0:55:07Er, er...no! Odds and sods, you know...
0:55:11 > 0:55:13Go your own way.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16Go your own way.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21And don't let anybody tell you you can't,
0:55:21 > 0:55:26cos all that out there, all that space and beauty...
0:55:27 > 0:55:30..it's all up for grabs, no matter what anyone says.
0:55:33 > 0:55:35So I'm going back to that, Dad...
0:55:37 > 0:55:41..because it is my world and I do set the rules
0:55:41 > 0:55:46and I will live it exactly how I like and no-one,
0:55:46 > 0:55:51not the ne'er say wells, or the cynics, or the pragmatists
0:55:51 > 0:55:52are going to put me off...
0:55:54 > 0:55:59..cos all they are, all them people with all the advice about not
0:55:59 > 0:56:03having your head in the clouds and lowering your expectations
0:56:03 > 0:56:04and being realistic...
0:56:07 > 0:56:12..they're just the people who forgot what it looks like...off there,
0:56:12 > 0:56:17when they saw everything clearly and they didn't need telling owt!
0:56:23 > 0:56:26I'll see you lot in three weeks.
0:56:26 > 0:56:27Where are you going?
0:56:27 > 0:56:33Greece. I'm taking the Athens job. Oh, and Dad, will you...
0:56:33 > 0:56:37tell Mum that I'm going to move out as soon as I get back?
0:56:37 > 0:56:41I mean, I'll call her but it would be nice to give her the heads up.
0:56:45 > 0:56:47Oh, and Martin, your flies are undone, mate.
0:56:55 > 0:56:57Just...go on.
0:57:06 > 0:57:08Oh, son.
0:57:09 > 0:57:16I dunno what to say, my little lad - he's all grown up now, properly.
0:57:17 > 0:57:23And Pauline...she's my girlfriend.
0:57:23 > 0:57:25You knew that, didn't you? Yeah.
0:57:26 > 0:57:28We're going to get a dog.
0:57:28 > 0:57:31I just didn't want to upset you and your mum.
0:57:31 > 0:57:35Dad, it's fine. I can take it. I like her.
0:57:35 > 0:57:39She scares me a bit, but...she's a force.
0:57:41 > 0:57:43I love you that much.
0:57:45 > 0:57:46I do you, too, Dad.
0:57:48 > 0:57:50I do you, too.
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