Episode 22

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0:00:03 > 0:00:07- That's all we need, what does DSC stand for?- Trouble.- Who's Dale Sken?

0:00:07 > 0:00:10Sken, sir, is slang for a gun.

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Check out the hot chick.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- I've got a Saturday job at Berni's. - The beauty salon?

0:00:14 > 0:00:19- Yeah. What do you think of my new look?- If anyone could turn me, it's you!

0:00:19 > 0:00:24- Afternoon.- Hey.- Michael!- Daniel phoned, I gather we have a potential gang problem.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27ROWDY SHOUTING

0:00:29 > 0:00:33I'd rather go home...with you.

0:00:33 > 0:00:37- I'll never forgive you for this, I despise you!- Oi!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's not over, this.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Vote Trudi Siddiqui for head girl. - Vote Diamond!- Vote Madi!

0:01:27 > 0:01:32Vote Trudi. I've got some really good policies, honestly. Vote Trudi.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36I don't know if I've got the energy for teaching after last night.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40I didn't hear you complaining at the time. There she is.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- How's the campaign trail? - Do you want something?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- WOW! - SHE LAUGHS

0:01:47 > 0:01:52- Thank you, they're lush! - They were Sian's idea.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Perks of being a science teacher... Helium.

0:01:56 > 0:02:02- Right, see you in a bit, Dad. - OK, good luck.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08What more do I have to do? I've said sorry enough times.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09She'll come round.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Oh, I'm all right with this, ta. - Why the rabbit food?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Just not hungry.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Ah, Lauren. Just the lass.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28New Candora catalogue, hot off the press!

0:02:28 > 0:02:32I'm OK, thanks, I get all my stuff from work you know, staff discount.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36That's what I was thinking, if I give you a few testers, take them in

0:02:36 > 0:02:39on Saturday and I'll give you a cut of anything they order.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41We only use top of the range stuff at the salon.

0:02:41 > 0:02:46- Excuse me, Candora is top of the range!- Trust me, it's not.

0:02:49 > 0:02:55- SHE LAUGHS - Suddenly taken an interest?! - Puh - these prices?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Well, you'll not get them cheaper anywhere else!

0:03:09 > 0:03:15- Vote Madi!- Is it all gimmicks or do you have any policies?- Of course!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Head girl's in charge of entertainment budget and who throws the best party here?

0:03:19 > 0:03:24- I think they'll be looking for something more substantial than that.- Well, it's up to them.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27And if they vote for me they're GUARANTEED to have a good time. Balloon?

0:03:27 > 0:03:32- How's it going?- I'm going to wipe the floor with her in the hustings.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Course you are, you've got brains AND beauty. A winning combination.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42Yow, what are you doing back here? You're lucky I didn't press charges.

0:03:42 > 0:03:47- And we all know why that is, don't we?- Let him go, Finn.- See? Blood is thicker than water.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Don't think you're forgiven, because you're not.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56But for the intervention of one of our staff,

0:03:56 > 0:03:59we could have had a fatality last week. APPLAUSE

0:03:59 > 0:04:02No, honestly, you'd have done the same yourselves.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Well, now's our chance to prove you right.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Let's nip this gang culture in the bud.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10The police have put more patrols on the estates,

0:04:10 > 0:04:12but this school is our responsibility.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14So let's all be extra vigilant, please.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19If any of you have any concerns, however minor you think they are, bring them to me.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21What about Tariq? I saw him coming in today.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- We're not having him back, are we? - I think we should give him a chance.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Just leave Tariq to me, please. We have over 600 other pupils

0:04:28 > 0:04:31in danger of gravitating toward the gangs.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36- Don't we want them to be decent, responsible members of society instead?- Yeah, of course.

0:04:36 > 0:04:41Well, that's got everything to do with how they present themselves, speak and behave. Basic etiquette.

0:04:41 > 0:04:46So let's get these kids speaking properly for starters. Street slang's for the streets.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50If it's not in the Oxford English Dictionary,

0:04:50 > 0:04:53it has no place in this school. Now this is a list of ten

0:04:53 > 0:04:56common examples of street slang banned from now on.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Blud.- Brap?!- Sick! - And they call me a pedant.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07I'm happy to take that crown from you, Grantly, because this initiative will work.

0:05:07 > 0:05:12- Let's stamp out gang culture in all its forms.- Makes sense to me.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Good. If you have any other ideas on tackling the problem I'd like to hear them. Thank you.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19And can I just remind everyone it's head boy

0:05:19 > 0:05:22and head girl elections today, so please encourage everyone to vote.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Yes, for Madi!

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Er, what?! You? Cosmetics?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Come and see me at lunchtime.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40I'll get you something for those bags under your eyes.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44- You do look like you've been burning the candle at both ends.- Oh, I wish!

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Rosie's moved in. She's got me waiting on her hand and foot.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Last night she demanded a fried egg and marmite sandwich.- Wow.

0:05:52 > 0:05:57- At midnight!- Oh, God! She's still got a while to go, hasn't she?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Another seven weeks. I can't imagine getting any more sleep

0:06:00 > 0:06:04when the screaming bundle of joy arrives either.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Cheer up, it'll all be worth it in the end, mate.- Good luck.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11HE SIGHS

0:06:12 > 0:06:17- You should give Tariq a second chance.- He's had a second chance. And third, fourth, fifth and sixth.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19If we expel him, what are his choices, eh?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22To become a fully fledged member of the DSC?

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- Well that will be HIS decision, not ours.- At least here, he's got a support system.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29We could monitor the gang pressure.

0:06:29 > 0:06:34- We should be helping him.- You've really given this some thought.

0:06:34 > 0:06:40- Yeah, I've had a lot of time on my hands since Linda... - Well, it's time much better spent.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Some schools have gang liaison officers.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46We just don't have the staff budget for that.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49What if there was a teacher who's already here?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Someone the kids trusted. - Are you volunteering?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Look, I'll keep across your literacy drive.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I can organise regular visits with the police and community leaders.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Please, Mr Byrne.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05If you don't want to give Tariq a chance, give it to me. I think I can get through to him.

0:07:05 > 0:07:11All right, you're appointed. But Tariq reports to you morning, break, lunchtime and after school.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Roger that.- And thanks, Daniel.

0:07:25 > 0:07:31Come on, keep your chin up, it's not all bad.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- He wants to exclude me, doesn't he?- He does, yeah.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- I've managed to talk him out of it.- Really?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Mason's not coming back. Treat this as a fresh start.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- I never wanted to get involved with him in the first place. - You have to prove that to everyone.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Show them you're a responsible, reliable individual.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55They've already made me prefect. That didn't exactly work out.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- How about running for head boy?- Me?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01What better way to show you're serious than standing at hustings.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Tell them what you're about. - They won't vote for me.

0:08:05 > 0:08:10Not the Tariq that was swaggering around the place. But what about the one who protects his sisters?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13The family man? Show them your caring side.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17- I don't know how to. - Well, you listen to what they want.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21You'll come up with solutions to their problems if you put your mind to it.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- It'll wash off.- It better had. - It's only a bit of ink.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40You never used to mind getting your hands dirty.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46'My ambition is to study hotel management at Uni'.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- At least I know what I want to do. - So do I! PE teacher.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Something the electorate can relate to.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Hardly imaginative, is it? Following Daddy's footsteps.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Well, it's better than being a beauty therapist.

0:08:58 > 0:09:03I mean really, who wants to spend the rest of their life scraping corns off old biddy's feet?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Well actually, I'm going to be a model.- Yeah, right.

0:09:05 > 0:09:10- Well for your information, I've been spotted by an agent.- Dream on.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Straight up, look. She came into the salon.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- They've got auditions today. - And you've got one?- Yeah.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20They said I'm just what they were looking for.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Well, it's only an audition, and you're hardly Kate Moss, are you?

0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Watch it, bro.- Soz, man. - Oi, you two, stop that.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Gang shakes are banned, remember? Our new code of conduct?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Sorry, I forgot. - I only told you ten minutes ago.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Well, it's our new thing now. 'Spect innit.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- And talking like this isn't acceptable. Cooler, now!- What?

0:09:51 > 0:09:56Now, Denzil! And who told you lot to stop, eh? Oi!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Nerves?- What?

0:10:05 > 0:10:09- The audition?- I wasn't spotted at all. It's an open audition.

0:10:09 > 0:10:14- I just said that to shut Madi up. - So? Still go for it. You're pretty.

0:10:14 > 0:10:19- And you're gay.- Doesn't mean I don't know a good looking girl!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21I'm hardly model material, am I?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- You'll never know unless you go for it.- Morning, everyone.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28Take out your notes on exothermic reactions, please,

0:10:28 > 0:10:31we're doing a contrasting experiment today. And while you're doing that,

0:10:31 > 0:10:35I will be handing out a list of words that are now banned in school.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Is 'coursework' on there? - Nice try. But no.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42This is all part of Mr Byrne's new initiative to turn out

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- civilised beings. - What's she banging on about now?

0:10:45 > 0:10:49- And thank you, Kyle, for being the first to transgress.- Uh?- Ah-ha!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Shut it, Sharkey.- Kyle! I don't want to give you detention.

0:10:52 > 0:10:57- Dunno what I did wrong, Miss? - You mean you 'don't know' what you did wrong?- OK, seriously.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00POSH ACCENT: I don't know... that any better?

0:11:00 > 0:11:05- LAUGHTER - 'Banging' in the context you intended is a slang use of the word.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Yeah. You mean for this? LAUGHTER

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Thank you, Mr Stack. Cooler - you had your chance.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Miss, this is pathetic. It's the way people talk.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24We're trying to change that to the way people SHOULD be talking.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27It's all about communication.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Something we could all improve on, myself included.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34- It's infringing our civil liberties. - This is for your own good.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36If you can't behave or speak properly,

0:11:36 > 0:11:38then you'll waste all the opportunities life has to give you.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42I don't think this place presents us with a lot of opportunities.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Well, then, even more reason to take pride in yourselves

0:11:44 > 0:11:47and make the most of those you have got.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04LAUGHING AND SHOUTING

0:12:07 > 0:12:12Haven't been in this place for ages. Dad's going to kill me.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16That's enough, that's enough! Pass these round, please.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Well, we all know why you're here.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26We want to protect the school from gangs...

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Sir, you know nothing on gangs.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32- I know those red shoe laces symbolise the Dale Sken Crew.- And?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35The DSC threatened Finn Sharkey with a knife, three of them

0:12:35 > 0:12:40were convicted of armed robbery last year and another two for a series of muggings.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44We want to save you from a life of mindless criminality.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47So, I want you to think about what the future holds for you and how

0:12:47 > 0:12:52our new initiative on literacy and decent behaviour's going to help.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Now, Kyle... - You know what, Mr Chalk,

0:12:55 > 0:12:58you might be right. I don't need to advertise who I am.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Right...so, great. Thank you.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Very impressive, Daniel.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08I think we might even have reached Kyle Stack.

0:13:08 > 0:13:13- Was this your idea too?- Yeah. - You sure this sends out the right message to the other pupils?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- He's just come back from exclusion. - I just wanted to give him

0:13:16 > 0:13:21- the opportunity to prove himself to them. Show them he's changed. - IF he's changed.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- That's a joke, right? - No, Mr Chalk wants him to run.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Reckons he can set an example to others.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Hi. I'm here for the auditions, it's Lauren Andrews.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27I did call? Talitha gave me her card.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45And I'll give you at least four discos a term

0:14:45 > 0:14:48and a school prom after exams.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52So, if you want to party, you know who to vote for.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Madi Diamond - head girl.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:02 > 0:15:05First time I've done anything like this.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Dead nervous. Have you got any tips?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15SHE SIGHS

0:15:22 > 0:15:26I propose the head girl leads a forum of representatives

0:15:26 > 0:15:29from each year who will meet weekly with teachers.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Boring! LAUGHTER

0:15:32 > 0:15:36It is important that you have someone campaigning for you.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40So, you're all happy with this new kangaroo court of justice, are you?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Well this new etiquette 'initiative' that's been slapped on us

0:15:43 > 0:15:47with no warning. It's a blatant attack on our freedom of expression.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Don't YOU want a say in the new school rules?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Well, Trudi, head girl has no say in deciding the school rules.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55You're not doing me out of a job.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59My proposed forum will also nominate a school charity

0:15:59 > 0:16:01and organise fund-raising events.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Including a charity ball. - Oi, that's one of mine!

0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Except this is for a good cause. - What you're saying is,

0:16:06 > 0:16:10you'd rather save the whales than us have a good time?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12MOCKING LAUGHTER

0:16:19 > 0:16:22OK, that will do, thank you, Alice.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26Erm...Lauren Andrews, please.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32If you vote for me as head boy, I'll get you big screen tellies

0:16:32 > 0:16:35in the hall, so we can watch the games.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37And we can also use it for film nights too.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Tariq, I don't think this is persuading anyone here

0:16:40 > 0:16:43that you've changed. I think we'd rather hear you talk about

0:16:43 > 0:16:48your opinions on some of the key issues. Knife crime for example.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- I'm against it, obviously. - You weren't always.- I told you.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53I've made some mistakes.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Did you ever stop to consider what it might be like to

0:16:57 > 0:17:03- be on the other end of that blade? - No. No, I didn't.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07I regret what I've done and I promise,

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I'll never hold a knife again.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13APPLAUSE

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Sorry. I've not done this before. What do I need to do?

0:17:19 > 0:17:23- You've seen clothes catalogues, haven't you?- Yeah, of course.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Well, that's what we want. Natural, wholesome, girl next door.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42OK, now let's try the girl next door,

0:17:42 > 0:17:48but without a stick up her backside. Relax, love! Give me a smile.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Perfect.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Thank you, Lauren. - How did I do?

0:18:14 > 0:18:17- I'm afraid you're not for us.- But...

0:18:17 > 0:18:21I'm sorry, but you can see how competitive it is.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23OK!

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Next, a late nomination. Finn Sharkey. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Did you put him up to this?- No.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Have any of you ever heard the phrase, a leopard never changes its spots?

0:18:38 > 0:18:41How about crocodile tears?

0:18:41 > 0:18:45Thank you, Mr Sharkey, that's enough with the natural world analogies.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Let's hear some of your policies. - That is my policy, Sir.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Keeping this place safe from the likes of him, the DSC

0:18:51 > 0:18:55and any other gang that thinks it can get through them gates.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58This is our school and I'm going to keep it that way.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:10 > 0:19:15- You're a pretty girl.- Yeah, well, not pretty enough obviously.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17SHE SIGHS

0:19:17 > 0:19:20You're not the right look for us,

0:19:20 > 0:19:24but if you're serious about being a model...

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- I am.- An old colleague.

0:19:26 > 0:19:31She's got girls on her list who do lingerie catalogues,

0:19:31 > 0:19:34swimwear, that sort of thing.

0:19:34 > 0:19:39Yeah, well, I'd be fine doing catalogue work, but I've got a

0:19:39 > 0:19:43birthmark on my back which means I'm hardly going to sell a bikini, am I?

0:19:43 > 0:19:48- Plus I'm hardly a double E. - So, fix it.- How?!- Cosmetic surgery.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52You wouldn't be the first model to use it. There's plenty of clinics around.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55You reckon I'd get in, that they'd take me seriously?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Well, I'm no expert, but I've heard it can be done.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02- It's got to be worth a shot, hasn't it?- Yeah, I guess so.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Thanks, Talitha.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10And I'll think about maybe getting a boob job as well,

0:20:10 > 0:20:16- make sure I'm really confident, give myself the best possible chance. - That's your decision, isn't it?

0:20:16 > 0:20:17Good luck, Lauren.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- Are you OK? - Mr Byrne's got it in for me.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36What do you expect with your reputation?

0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Yeah, well, he can stick his stupid election.- Shame.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44I didn't think you'd give up that easily. Guess I was wrong.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Nice work, mate. You get my vote.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Mr Chalk said I had to stand or else I'd get kicked out.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05Yeah, and I'm with you. We've got to play the game.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09- Get them where we want.- Too right, tell them what they want to hear.

0:21:09 > 0:21:16- Exactly. So, did you mean all that stuff about the knife?- Course not.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20Good. Because the word from above is that you've earned your stripes.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- All yours.- No, ta. You seen what happened to Mason.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- I can't go down again. - You ain't going soft on us, are you?

0:21:30 > 0:21:34- Nah, of course not.... - GABOS.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38Game Ain't Based On Sympathy.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41You get that?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Go on.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48See you later.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Vote Finn! The head boy with nothing to apologise for!

0:21:56 > 0:22:00Come on, kids, you know it makes sense. Vote Finn.

0:22:00 > 0:22:05Here you are, mate, d'you want one? Vote Finn.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09- So what are your policies? - Give me a chance.

0:22:09 > 0:22:14- I've only just decided to run. - To spite Tariq.- He'll make everyone's lives a misery.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16- I know he's your brother, but.. - Finn, it's fine.

0:22:16 > 0:22:21I have less of a problem with you than Mr Byrne, at least you're honest.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25- The way he ripped Tariq's presentation apart wasn't fair. - Tariq got off easy.- What?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Mr Byrne's new rule has had half the school in the cooler already.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29That's not fair.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:40 > 0:22:41I thank you, thank you.

0:22:46 > 0:22:51- Hey, how did it go?- Erm, yeah, good. - Nice one. I told you, didn't I?

0:22:51 > 0:22:56- Just because you have an agent, don't mean you'll get any jobs. - That's where you're wrong.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- She already lined up a few shoots for me.- Seriously?

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Yeah, just some like, catalogue clothing stuff.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Then we must celebrate. - Worth knowing now, am I?

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Lozza, you are my ticket to some wicked parties.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Goodbye, Rochdale. Hello, Milan.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12SHE SCOFFS

0:23:20 > 0:23:24Hi, erm, I heard that you do free consultations?

0:23:25 > 0:23:29It's for laser treatment and maybe breast enlargement.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33OK, when can I come in and discuss it?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Oh, no, I can be there.

0:23:38 > 0:23:43- All right, thanks, bye.- Who was that?- Oh, it was just the salon.

0:23:43 > 0:23:48- They want me to work late on Saturday.- You and your two new friends?- I failed the audition.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52- You said they gave you some work. - They will if I get my birth mark removed

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- and my boobs done.- But you're fine as you are.- Well, obviously I'm not.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59Come on, Josh, you know how much I want this. You know I've always thought about getting them done.

0:23:59 > 0:24:05- It's not like it's a big deal, loads of girls get their boobs done! - Not a big deal, are you serious?

0:24:05 > 0:24:10I've made my decision, but I could do with some support, will you come with me?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12There's a cancellation this afternoon.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Our miracle recovery cream,

0:24:17 > 0:24:20the perfect remedy for a day at this place.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24The glucosamine and yeast extract gently exfoliates to give

0:24:24 > 0:24:28the skin a perfectly even tone. May I?

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Thank you. Simply apply like so.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Leave over night and wash off in the morning.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39Wow. It really is a miracle if it works on your wrinkly old mush.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43And the perfect partner, our daily replenishing cream

0:24:43 > 0:24:48containing hyo...hyal...uranate...

0:24:48 > 0:24:52to leave the skin feeling supple and radiant.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55And if you buy them both together, I'll knock another 5% off.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59That is low! Setting yourself up in competition against Maggie!

0:24:59 > 0:25:05It's a free market, Janeece... Thank you. ..and a very lucrative one.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14- You said I had to report in at lunch?- Consider yourself reported.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17How's the campaign trail going?

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Crap. You saw. Mr Byrne basically told everyone I'm a muppet.

0:25:20 > 0:25:25Look, you didn't give up, you made your speech, that's what counts.

0:25:25 > 0:25:30You know you can talk to me, don't you? That's what I'm here for.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35I've got this friend

0:25:35 > 0:25:39and the Dale Sken Crew have given him something to look after.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42You know, to tie him in. It's not entirely legit.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Your friend should take it to the police.- What?

0:25:44 > 0:25:48And get nicked?! With his record?! Get real.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- He'd be straight back inside. - They're running an amnesty.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52Whatever it is, they'll take it.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- No questions asked. - They say that, but...

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Don't worry, I'll tell him.

0:26:04 > 0:26:09Your, erm, friend has to do what's right. Be his own man.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12He doesn't need the Dale Sken Crew.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21HE SIGHS

0:26:21 > 0:26:25- Vote Trudi for head girl.- Let me give you this DELIGHTFUL balloon.

0:26:25 > 0:26:29- Vote today, girls.- Trudi?

0:26:29 > 0:26:33Taking time out with your boyfriend, not very dedicated, is it?

0:26:33 > 0:26:37- Are you sure you want to go through with this? - We've got to stand up for ourselves.

0:26:37 > 0:26:42- I'll get some more from the art room.- Head girl, later today.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46- Vote Trudi for head girl.- Enjoy it. Who are you going to vote for?

0:26:46 > 0:26:50- I handed out all your leaflets, have you got any more?- Follow me, shrimp,

0:26:50 > 0:26:54we're going to assert our right to freedom of speech.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02- Hello, Madi. How's it going? - There you go. Fine.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06I thought of a few more policies you could throw into the mix if you wanted.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10- I don't need your help, thank you. I'm doing great.- You certainly are.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13That was some performance at the hustings.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Quite the public speaker. - It's simple really.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20- You've just got to be honest with people.- OK, I deserved that.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25Look, I was thinking of booking a spa day at the weekend,

0:27:25 > 0:27:28do you fancy coming with me?

0:27:28 > 0:27:30- You never know, we might be celebrating.- We?

0:27:30 > 0:27:35Where do you get off? Look, if I win this, it's nothing to do with you.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Madi!

0:27:40 > 0:27:43- I'm sure this is treatable. - Really?

0:27:43 > 0:27:47With a course of laser therapy, you'll look as good as new.

0:27:47 > 0:27:52- Is it that simple?- We've treated a lot worse.- Honestly, it's amazing!

0:27:52 > 0:27:56I can't tell you how much it's going to change my life. It's like a miracle.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Have you thought any more about the breast augmentation?

0:27:59 > 0:28:03Erm, yeah, I'd like to go ahead, but can we discuss size?

0:28:03 > 0:28:07I should warn you, it's not as straight forward as the laser treatment.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10You are only 18, so the surgery can be dangerous

0:28:10 > 0:28:12because there's a chance you might still be growing.

0:28:12 > 0:28:16So how do you do...the operation?

0:28:16 > 0:28:19Well, the surgeon makes a small incision on the underside

0:28:19 > 0:28:23of the breast for the implant to be inserted.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26Takes about an hour and a half. There's really nothing to it.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29- Sounds great.- Have you thought about what shape you'd like?

0:28:29 > 0:28:35There's the round or the anatomical, sometimes called the teardrop.

0:28:39 > 0:28:43Er, can I get my boyfriend and ask him what he thinks?

0:28:45 > 0:28:47This really isn't my area of expertise.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50You don't have to decide now, but if I were you,

0:28:50 > 0:28:52I'd think carefully about the anatomical.

0:28:52 > 0:28:57- It's more of a natural shape, it doesn't look so...- Fake?- Enhanced.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00I want them to look enhanced. That's the whole point.

0:29:00 > 0:29:04- How much does it cost? - I'll get the sales team

0:29:04 > 0:29:07- to price up the options for you. - But it'll be thousands, right?

0:29:07 > 0:29:11- We offer payment plans with competitive rates of interest. - Come on, we're out of here.

0:29:11 > 0:29:14Will your sales team get back to me today?

0:29:14 > 0:29:17- I'll make sure that they do. - Thank you.

0:29:29 > 0:29:34- Where you off?- Nowhere. - What were you and Chalky talking about earlier?- The elections.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37- Looked like you were grassing to me. - I wouldn't. Honest.

0:29:37 > 0:29:41You know I wouldn't! I swear! Look, I just needed a walk.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43Got things on my mind, innit?

0:29:45 > 0:29:48D'you think I'm some muppet?!

0:29:48 > 0:29:52Yo, back up man! Back up! You think I won't do it?!

0:29:52 > 0:29:55I said back up! I'll do it, you know, now back up!

0:29:55 > 0:29:59- Your prints are all over that. - So? It's only a knife.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02Yeah, only the one the police are looking for in connection to

0:30:02 > 0:30:04that robbery last week at the bookies.

0:30:04 > 0:30:09Not thinking of quitting the crew are you? Don't worry mate, we're family, yeah?

0:30:21 > 0:30:23# And me

0:30:23 > 0:30:25# Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. #

0:30:25 > 0:30:27The same again.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29# And me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. #

0:30:29 > 0:30:31Join in please.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33# Me, me, me, me, me , me, me, me, me, me, me. #

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Guys, come on, what's going on?

0:30:43 > 0:30:48How did Lawrence add a twist to Freud's theory?

0:30:48 > 0:30:50HE MOUTHS

0:30:53 > 0:30:55What's going on?

0:31:13 > 0:31:16- What's going on? - They're protesting over something.

0:31:16 > 0:31:22Long may it continue. Peace and quiet, a rare and precious commodity.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25- Do you know what this is all about? - I can guess.

0:31:32 > 0:31:33Brilliant. It's the whole school.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36It doesn't take a genius to work out who's behind it!

0:31:40 > 0:31:43Let's see what Mr Byrne has to say about this, shall we?

0:31:55 > 0:31:57You encouraged me to do the audition!

0:31:57 > 0:32:00- I didn't know it'd end up like this. - It's MY body, Josh.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03I can see why you'd want to get rid of the birthmark, but you don't need a boob job.

0:32:03 > 0:32:07You're an expert now, are you?! Ignore the advice of a top modelling agent

0:32:07 > 0:32:12- because Josh Stevenson is the new fashionista.- It's seriously not worth this.- How can you say that?

0:32:12 > 0:32:15You know how much I want to be a model. This is my chance.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18I don't know why you can't just be happy for me?

0:32:24 > 0:32:27Lauren, come here.

0:32:27 > 0:32:31- I just care! I'm being a mate!- What are you doing, you idiot?!

0:32:31 > 0:32:36- Want some?- Get it away from me, I'm not a dumb dopehead, and I'm not friends with them neither.

0:32:36 > 0:32:40- Don't be like that.- Josh I'm serious. That stuff can mess you up.

0:32:40 > 0:32:45- Says the girl who's messing her body up with pointless surgery. - Oh, it's hardly the same, is it?

0:32:49 > 0:32:53Just think, I'll be doing photo shoots on tropical beaches

0:32:53 > 0:32:57while Madi's running a load of sweaty kids round a playing field.

0:32:57 > 0:33:02- Eh?- Well, I'm going to be a model, and she's going to be a PE teacher. Who has the last laugh?

0:33:04 > 0:33:08I'm impressed. No, seriously, I am.

0:33:08 > 0:33:12It takes real leadership qualities to galvanise such unanimous support.

0:33:12 > 0:33:17And this is about our initiative somehow violating your freedom of speech, yes?

0:33:18 > 0:33:22It's not JUST the speech. It's everything.

0:33:22 > 0:33:26- It's for the good of the whole school Trudi.- School? That's a joke.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29You're turning this place into a prison.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32- Do what you're told, when you're told, how you're told. - Finn was nearly stabbed.

0:33:32 > 0:33:37You're talking to someone who's been there, who knows how that feels.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40These gangs WILL destroy this school if we let them.

0:33:40 > 0:33:44We're not all gang members. We're individuals in our own right.

0:33:44 > 0:33:48You can't take away our freedom of expression because of a few stupid lads.

0:33:48 > 0:33:49That's not what I'm doing at all.

0:33:49 > 0:33:53- Then why are you so draconian about it?- Because it's the only way.

0:33:53 > 0:33:59Speak and act properly and you have the freedom to express your opinions, your ideas, your beliefs.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02I know this is a new initiative, I don't expect people to

0:34:02 > 0:34:04support it immediately, but we have to do something, and now,

0:34:04 > 0:34:08if we're going to stop these gangs taking over this whole school.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10That's the last thing I want.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13Right, well help me stop that from happening.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17Did you see Madi's balloons?

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Why would I waste my vote on her, smug cow.

0:34:28 > 0:34:32- What's going on?- My office, now.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42Sit down. How dare you mock a fellow student like that.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45- I want you to apologise to Madi. - Why? She deserved it.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48I'm sick of her strutting around like she's lady muck.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51You humiliated her in front of everybody.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54- In my book that's bullying. - All right, fair enough.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58What were you doing out of school anyway?

0:34:58 > 0:35:02- It's not funny, Josh. I want to know.- We were er...- Josh!

0:35:02 > 0:35:06Well, it's not like she's not going to notice when you've had them done.

0:35:06 > 0:35:11- Had what done?- She's getting a boob job.- Josh!- I think you should leave.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20- Is this true?- You told us this morning to make the most of our opportunities.

0:35:20 > 0:35:24- I've got a chance to be a model. - And you think getting a boob job will help you?

0:35:24 > 0:35:28- Well, the agency thinks so.- This is major surgery with serious risks.

0:35:28 > 0:35:34I'm 18! I can do what I want! Loads of girls get it done, it's no big deal.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37How are you going to afford this? It's not going to be cheap.

0:35:37 > 0:35:42I've got a Saturday job at the beauty salon. I can pay for it with what I earn there.

0:35:42 > 0:35:46Lauren, you're an intelligent girl, please use your brain.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49Look, what happened to you wanting to set up your own salon?

0:35:49 > 0:35:52Look, just think this through, OK?

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Thanks for your patience.

0:35:58 > 0:36:02Mr Byrne has explained and convinced me the new initiative should stay.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05It might take a while to get used to,

0:36:05 > 0:36:09but it WILL protect our school from the likes of the Dale Sken Crew.

0:36:09 > 0:36:13- So, this was a waste of time? - Of course not.- So she got it wrong.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16- Yet she still wants you to vote her in as head girl?- Listen to me. - BOOING

0:36:16 > 0:36:19I did get it right. We all did.

0:36:19 > 0:36:23Because we ALL stood up for what we believed in. And I'd do it again.

0:36:23 > 0:36:27- Yeah, so you could get beat again? - I didn't get beaten. Far from it.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30I've persuaded Mr Byrne to make himself available

0:36:30 > 0:36:33one lunchtime a week to hear what WE have to say.

0:36:33 > 0:36:38- Uninterrupted and uncensored. - Oooh, big deal!

0:36:38 > 0:36:42I know it might not sound exciting but regular one-to-one access

0:36:42 > 0:36:49with the headmaster is a first for Waterloo Road. And think of it, OUR concerns will be listened to.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51Our suggestions considered.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54And we won't have to wait ages for a decision.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57We have a voice, let's use it.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01D'you know what, I think we do have our victory.

0:37:01 > 0:37:05APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:37:13 > 0:37:16Well done, Trudi.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18I look forward to hearing from everyone.

0:37:19 > 0:37:24OK, the voting for your new head boy and head girl is now open

0:37:24 > 0:37:29and the results will be announced 15 minutes before the final bell, thank you very much!

0:37:55 > 0:37:57- Tom!- Yeah?

0:37:57 > 0:38:03Erm...I had to pull Josh up on his behaviour earlier.

0:38:03 > 0:38:07He was acting really quite strangely, I think you might need to have a word.

0:38:07 > 0:38:11- Oh, right. OK, well thank you for the heads up.- OK.

0:38:13 > 0:38:17Hey, what's up?

0:38:18 > 0:38:22- Madi's upset. She knows she's not going to win.- Ah.

0:38:22 > 0:38:24I think I just got her hopes up.

0:38:24 > 0:38:26No, you encouraged her to be ambitious.

0:38:26 > 0:38:31- That's a really good thing.- Maybe you're right. Listen to me going on.

0:38:31 > 0:38:35You're the one bending over backwards trying to get through to her.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38- Yeah. I haven't got very far. - But you haven't stopped trying!

0:38:38 > 0:38:43- You see most people would have given up on her by now. - I'd never give up on either of them.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46But it IS hard not having that history together.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49Well, I've hardly been the greatest dad, have I?

0:38:49 > 0:38:52I wasn't around for them when they were little.

0:38:52 > 0:38:56I was training, travelling to matches or out with the boys.

0:38:57 > 0:39:01- Still getting it wrong now. - They turned out OK!

0:39:01 > 0:39:06What I'm trying to say is that it's not been easy for me either.

0:39:06 > 0:39:10- If I could do it again, it'd be different...- I know.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16What?

0:39:17 > 0:39:21Well...why don't we?

0:39:22 > 0:39:27- Why don't we have one of our own? - You're not serious?

0:39:27 > 0:39:32It's a stupid idea. I mean you wanted a career,

0:39:32 > 0:39:36- you didn't want kids.- No, I'm not saying no. I just..- Really?

0:39:36 > 0:39:39It's just come as a bit of a shock, that's all.

0:39:39 > 0:39:43- Well, we need to talk it through properly.- Great.

0:39:44 > 0:39:48- Tonight?- Yeah.- OK. - SHE LAUGHS

0:40:00 > 0:40:05- Miss, you were right. I'm taking your advice.- Sorry?

0:40:05 > 0:40:08You know, using my brain. Thinking about my future.

0:40:08 > 0:40:12Oh, right, good. Well done.

0:40:12 > 0:40:13Lauren?

0:40:13 > 0:40:17Good luck with it, make the most of your chances while you have them.

0:40:17 > 0:40:21Life can change at the drop of a hat.

0:40:21 > 0:40:25- You make sure you're in control OK?- Don't worry, Miss, I will.

0:40:38 > 0:40:42- Matt!- Stop running, please!- Matt! - What are you doing here?

0:40:42 > 0:40:44If you answered your phone, you'd know!

0:40:44 > 0:40:47- Sorry, we've had a bit of a situation.- Well, so have I.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50- I've got a flat tyre. - And so you drove here?!

0:40:50 > 0:40:54- I'm already late, aren't I?- For what?!- My ante natal yoga.

0:40:54 > 0:40:57- LAUGHTER - Keys.

0:40:57 > 0:41:02Right, guys, this is Miss Matthews. She'll look after you for a bit. Behave for her.

0:41:02 > 0:41:06- Hang on, hang on, you can't leave me with...- I've got to change a tyre, haven't I?

0:41:06 > 0:41:09I'll only be a few minutes. Just get them settled.

0:41:17 > 0:41:21Hey, I know how I can make some extra money to pay for the surgery.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25- I just need your help.- Doing what? - Meet me in the changing rooms in ten, OK?

0:41:31 > 0:41:36- What's going on?- Free period. - You know what I'm talking about. That was out of order with Madi.

0:41:36 > 0:41:40- It was only a joke. I didn't know she'd hear me. - What is wrong with you?!- What?!

0:41:40 > 0:41:45You know what. You stink of it!

0:41:45 > 0:41:48- Empty your pockets now!- Why? - Empty your pockets!

0:41:57 > 0:41:59With me!

0:42:01 > 0:42:06- I'm sorry, Dad!- If I catch you with it again, I'll march you down the police station myself.

0:42:06 > 0:42:11- Is that clear?!- Yes!- Now get rid of it!- I won't do it again. I promise.

0:42:13 > 0:42:16I'll make sure you don't. You're grounded.

0:42:19 > 0:42:23- CHATTING AND LAUGHING - Come on! OK, Matt won't...

0:42:23 > 0:42:27Mr Wilding, won't be long. Quiet! Oh!

0:42:27 > 0:42:34- Sorry.- Oh!- Are you OK?- I'm fine.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36- Who are you?- Sit down.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39SHOUTING AND LAUGHING

0:42:39 > 0:42:43All of you, just get on with whatever you're supposed to be doing!

0:42:43 > 0:42:47SHOUTING AND BANGING ON THE PIANO

0:42:47 > 0:42:51- SHE WINCES - Can you keep it down, please! - Miss! Are you all right?

0:42:51 > 0:42:55- SHE GROANS - Oh, my God.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57SHE WINCES

0:43:00 > 0:43:03- Dad just found my weed.- Good.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06I don't know whether I'll be able to do this, you know.

0:43:06 > 0:43:10Well, how much of that stuff did you smoke? I'm not asking you to paint people's nails, just be a look out.

0:43:10 > 0:43:14Oi, you two. Do you fancy getting your nails done?

0:43:14 > 0:43:17Well, we're meant to be in class.

0:43:17 > 0:43:21- I'll be dead quick, it'll only take five minutes.- Two for the price of one?- Go on then.

0:43:21 > 0:43:26- But you've got to show them off to everyone and tell them where to find me.- Ooh, you're on.

0:43:27 > 0:43:32- Sir, Sir.- What's wrong? - It's Miss Matthews! Come quick!

0:43:40 > 0:43:44- What's happening? - It's Rosie. She's having pains.

0:43:44 > 0:43:46- Has she gone into labour? - She can't have, it's way too early.

0:43:46 > 0:43:50- Right, everyone out please. - Come on!- What happened?

0:43:50 > 0:43:54- That girl banged the door into me. - Ambulance, please...

0:43:54 > 0:43:58It's a dead good idea. Saves me a trip now I know I can get them done at school.

0:43:58 > 0:44:02It's not just nails. I'm going to bring in the full works tomorrow.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04Make up, hair extensions, fake tan...

0:44:04 > 0:44:08- You're going to make a killing. - That's the idea.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16- What's going on in here?- Nail bar. - I can fit you in, if you want, Mags.

0:44:16 > 0:44:20- It's only a fiver. - I cannot afford it pet.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22I've not sold a thing from the new catalogue.

0:44:22 > 0:44:26I bet it don't help with Grantly setting himself up in competition.

0:44:26 > 0:44:29Hahaha! Budgen? Pull the other one.

0:44:29 > 0:44:34- What does that old curmudgeon know about health and beauty, eh? - SHE LAUGHS

0:44:36 > 0:44:37You're serious, aren't you?

0:44:44 > 0:44:47- Right. Deep breaths all right. - SHE GROANS

0:44:47 > 0:44:51- Ah, can you help her please? - How far gone, is she?

0:44:51 > 0:44:55- Erm...33, 34 weeks. - What's your name, Love?

0:44:55 > 0:45:00- It's Rosie.- Rosie, have you had any problems with you pregnancy so far?

0:45:00 > 0:45:03- No.- Anything we should be aware of? - No. It's all been fine.

0:45:03 > 0:45:07- SHE GROANS - What's wrong?- She's having contractions, she's in labour.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10- She can't be! It's too early! - Rosie, just stay calm.

0:45:10 > 0:45:15We're going to take you to hospital. SHE PANTS

0:45:16 > 0:45:20The town Vanity is a metaphor for Thackery's belief

0:45:20 > 0:45:25that people are, "abominably foolish and selfish."

0:45:25 > 0:45:27A view not without its merits.

0:45:27 > 0:45:31- KNOCK ON THE DOOR - Yes?- Can I speak with Trudi, please?

0:45:33 > 0:45:37If you must. Be quick.

0:45:37 > 0:45:40Right! Homework.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46SHE GROWLS

0:45:46 > 0:45:50- I'm going to have to get Lauren to redo these!- Lauren?

0:45:50 > 0:45:54- She's a right little artist. - And when did she do these?

0:45:55 > 0:45:58- At lunchtime. - And they're still wet?

0:46:06 > 0:46:08Madi!

0:46:10 > 0:46:15- Look, about earlier, I was out of order I'm...- I deserved it.

0:46:15 > 0:46:17- Any chance I could get my nails done?- Sure.

0:46:24 > 0:46:25What's going on?

0:46:25 > 0:46:28You told me to think about setting up my own business.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31- Not during school!- But she's got a real talent for it.

0:46:31 > 0:46:35What if I do it at lunchtimes? You did say I should set up a salon?

0:46:35 > 0:46:40All right, I will run it past Mr Byrne and if he's OK it, you can use my science lab, right?

0:46:40 > 0:46:42Thanks, Mrs Diamond.

0:46:46 > 0:46:48- From Madi.- Seriously?- Yeah.

0:46:48 > 0:46:52Mrs Diamond said we can set up in the science lab every lunchtime.

0:46:52 > 0:46:56- We're going to clean up. Which is a good thing, innit?- I suppose.

0:46:56 > 0:47:00- So?- The clinic called. It's going to cost four grand for my boob job

0:47:00 > 0:47:03and I worked out that even with our thing and the Saturday job,

0:47:03 > 0:47:07- it could take me three years to save up.- Is it really worth it?

0:47:07 > 0:47:11- Especially with the good little business we've got going. - But I wanted to be a model.

0:47:11 > 0:47:15Even if you wait, there's no guarantee you'll get any work.

0:47:15 > 0:47:18Look what you've achieved in an afternoon. Stick with the business,

0:47:18 > 0:47:21and who knows where you'll be in three years.

0:47:21 > 0:47:25Come on, we'd better get to the election results.

0:47:25 > 0:47:27I'm sorry!

0:47:27 > 0:47:31- I'm so sorry!- Hey, it's not your fault. It's going to be all right. - SHE SCREAMS

0:47:31 > 0:47:37- We need to get her to the hospital now!- I've been so selfish.

0:47:37 > 0:47:42- All I've been doing is moaning about her all day.- Don't beat yourself up. - Sir, sir, is Miss Matthews OK?!

0:47:42 > 0:47:46- Yeah, you get yourself back inside, Naseem.- I want Matt!

0:47:46 > 0:47:50Rosie wants you. We need to get going. ROSIE SCREAMS

0:47:55 > 0:47:56Excuse me?

0:47:56 > 0:48:00- My sister banged a door into Miss Matthews. Did that cause it?- No.

0:48:00 > 0:48:04This just happens sometimes and we never know the reason.

0:48:04 > 0:48:07- Tell your sister it's not her fault. - Thanks.

0:48:11 > 0:48:14SIREN BLARES

0:48:18 > 0:48:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:48:26 > 0:48:29So, the moment you've all been waiting for.

0:48:29 > 0:48:32The announcement of your new head boy and head girl.

0:48:32 > 0:48:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:48:38 > 0:48:40- Where's Trudi?- No idea, sir.

0:48:40 > 0:48:43I'd like to thank the candidates for all of their hard work.

0:48:43 > 0:48:47And I'd like to thank you for exercising your right

0:48:47 > 0:48:50to have a say in the future of this school.

0:48:50 > 0:48:53So without any further ado, here we go.

0:48:53 > 0:48:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:49:05 > 0:49:09Your new head girl for the year

0:49:09 > 0:49:11is Trudi Siddiqui.

0:49:11 > 0:49:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:49:23 > 0:49:25Your new head girl!

0:49:25 > 0:49:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:49:31 > 0:49:33I look forward to working with you.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36- I'm sure you'll keep me on my toes...- Thanks, Sir.

0:49:39 > 0:49:41And your new head boy...

0:49:43 > 0:49:48Finn Sharkey. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:49:55 > 0:49:58Thank you all very much, I'll see you tomorrow.

0:50:05 > 0:50:09Listen, mate, no need to worry about no poxy elections.

0:50:09 > 0:50:15They don't understand us. Play by our own rules, yeah? So, we're cool?

0:50:16 > 0:50:21- GABOS.- GABOS. See you on the outside, yeah?- Yeah man.

0:50:21 > 0:50:24Unlucky, Tariq. It's the taking part that counts.

0:50:24 > 0:50:27I'm sure Mr Byrne's been impressed by your commitment.

0:50:27 > 0:50:29Fair outcome I suppose.

0:50:29 > 0:50:33- But I'm glad I did it and thanks for all the encouragement.- Ah,

0:50:33 > 0:50:37don't mention it. Your, em, friend, did he...?

0:50:37 > 0:50:41- Yeah, yeah, that's all been sorted. - Excellent. Right.

0:50:41 > 0:50:43- I'll see you in the morning.- Cheers.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47How dare you undercut us!

0:50:47 > 0:50:50Scared of a little healthy competition, are we?

0:50:50 > 0:50:55- How can I compete with you when you're giving it away for less than cost?- It's called loss leading.

0:50:55 > 0:50:58- You're going to put me out of business at this rate.- Free market.

0:50:58 > 0:51:02- How much do you earn, Grantly? - Puh! I'm a teacher.

0:51:02 > 0:51:04Ipso facto, a pittance.

0:51:04 > 0:51:08Well, it's a damn sight more than a dinner lady. I rely on that money.

0:51:08 > 0:51:16- They've put the rates up at Fleur's home and I need the money.- So do I.

0:51:17 > 0:51:20Wait!

0:51:20 > 0:51:23A good business is greater than the sum of its parts, is it not?

0:51:28 > 0:51:34- Is that some poncey way of saying you want to join forces?- OK, Matt.

0:51:34 > 0:51:39Thanks for letting me know. Yeah, we're all thinking about you here.

0:51:39 > 0:51:43- Bye.- Is Rosie OK? - She gave birth in the ambulance.

0:51:43 > 0:51:47Rosie's OK but the baby's critical. God knows what they're both going through.

0:51:47 > 0:51:51- Well, if there's anything we can do. - I'm going down to the hospital now

0:51:51 > 0:51:55but I think it's going to be a waiting game.

0:51:55 > 0:52:00Fingers crossed we'll all be wetting the baby's head soon enough.

0:52:17 > 0:52:21Hey, I'm sure Lauren and Josh didn't mean to upset you.

0:52:21 > 0:52:24And you'd know about that?

0:52:24 > 0:52:29Madi, I'm so sorry.

0:52:29 > 0:52:33The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you or your dad.

0:52:33 > 0:52:35If I could change it, I would.

0:52:35 > 0:52:41- It was a mistake, a seriously bad mistake.- Like this.

0:52:42 > 0:52:45I only joined up for a bit of a laugh.

0:52:45 > 0:52:48Trudi's the one with all the ideas. What have I got?

0:52:48 > 0:52:52- Balloons and badges. - You'd make a great head girl!

0:52:52 > 0:52:55I think we both know that's not true.

0:52:55 > 0:52:58I was just stupid for getting carried away with it.

0:52:58 > 0:53:03- You're definitely your father's daughter.- Yeah, I know!

0:53:03 > 0:53:06That's a good thing. Wish I was like you at school.

0:53:06 > 0:53:10I was the shy, nervous one who never put their name forward for anything.

0:53:10 > 0:53:15- So, who does that make me?- Emma Martin. Life and soul of the party.

0:53:15 > 0:53:19Always up for anything. What I wouldn't have given to be her.

0:53:19 > 0:53:23You haven't turned out too badly.

0:53:32 > 0:53:35Oi, you forgot this.

0:53:38 > 0:53:40Fair's fair.

0:53:40 > 0:53:43- You helped me out.- Your needs are greater than mine.- And why's that?

0:53:43 > 0:53:45You know. The op?

0:53:45 > 0:53:48- Oh, so you're saying there's something wrong with me?- No, but...

0:53:48 > 0:53:52Exactly, you were right. I should have listened to you earlier.

0:53:52 > 0:53:56- I cancelled the boob job.- What about the modelling?- I'm better than some catalogue clothes horse.

0:53:56 > 0:54:01There's more important things to worry about than what I look like the whole time.

0:54:01 > 0:54:05- I'm going to use what I've got. Not here. But up here.- Good for you.

0:54:05 > 0:54:09Here. I'm still going to get the birth mark removed.

0:54:09 > 0:54:12It's a grand, but it'll take me a few months to save up

0:54:12 > 0:54:16but I'll be able to afford it if I keep on with the beauty therapy.

0:54:16 > 0:54:22- Oi!- You need to knock those drugs on the head.- Yeah, I'll try...

0:54:22 > 0:54:26Hey, Lauren! Can you finish these off for me later?

0:54:26 > 0:54:31- Yeah, come round to mine now, if you want?- Cheers.- Hey, congratulations.

0:54:31 > 0:54:35- Yeah, dream ticket. Thanks guys.. - Yeah, congratulations, mate.

0:54:35 > 0:54:39I will be needing an entertainment officer, like, if you're interested.

0:54:39 > 0:54:42Yeah, totally! Sound!

0:54:52 > 0:54:53Dad?

0:54:59 > 0:55:01I'm really sorry about earlier.

0:55:03 > 0:55:06I've heard it all before, Josh.

0:55:06 > 0:55:10Is it not a big enough lesson for you that I ended up in hospital?!

0:55:10 > 0:55:14- Are you really that stupid?!- Sorry. I promise I won't do it again.

0:55:23 > 0:55:27Are you going to Speedway tonight?

0:55:27 > 0:55:31- Aces versus the Pirates, what do you think?- Yeah. Silly question.

0:55:31 > 0:55:35- You're coming with me. - I thought I was grounded.

0:55:35 > 0:55:39Ah, well, you're coming with me where I can keep an eye on you.

0:55:39 > 0:55:41I'll get changed.

0:55:46 > 0:55:47- You all set?- Nearly.

0:55:47 > 0:55:53- Just sorting out lesson cover for Matt.- Oh. How are they doing?

0:55:53 > 0:55:56Rosie's all right, but the baby is still really struggling.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59- Should we pay them a visit on our way home?- Probably best not to.

0:55:59 > 0:56:02They know where we are if they need anything.

0:56:02 > 0:56:08- And there was me going to suggest that we take the phone off the hook cos Zack and Madi are out.- Are they?

0:56:08 > 0:56:12Mm. Give us a chance to talk babies of our own?

0:56:12 > 0:56:14Maybe even make a start?

0:56:14 > 0:56:17- You are up for this, aren't you?- Yes.

0:56:17 > 0:56:22- SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY - I'll catch you up. - See you in the car.

0:57:02 > 0:57:04Grady, I can't.

0:57:04 > 0:57:07- Give up again tomorrow. - He's trouble, mate.

0:57:08 > 0:57:13- Vanessa Cooper, here for the Head of English.- Oh, sorry, Nikki Boston.

0:57:13 > 0:57:16- Jealous, Kyle?- No, I don't go out with skanks.- What?!

0:57:16 > 0:57:20Are you trying to say you've enjoyed having us around?

0:57:20 > 0:57:24- Um, er...in short, yes, very much. - SHE LAUGHS

0:57:24 > 0:57:26Let go of me!

0:57:30 > 0:57:32- You've got some explaining to do.- Dad!

0:57:32 > 0:57:37- You've had enough chances. Now you're going to be treated like any other pupil. Inside!- Tom, wait!

0:57:37 > 0:57:42And what was he doing on this march of yours apart from fighting?! After everything we went through,

0:57:42 > 0:57:45- you promised me.- Course I promised, I had to.- Then why are you still smoking this crap?!

0:57:45 > 0:57:47TELL ME!

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