0:00:02 > 0:00:03A smoke does the trick for me.
0:00:03 > 0:00:10£800 in cash thanks to Pandora's lotions and potions.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17And I got you a sick MP3 player I think it's got one of those talking book apps.
0:00:17 > 0:00:22I reckon you could listen to one of those books from book club in about a week even if you can't read it.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24She's going to be all right.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27There must nearly £500 missing from this envelope.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Where's the rest of my money?!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33But sir, how do you expect us to get this money back?
0:00:33 > 0:00:38- The same way I did young man, by working for it.- What?
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Then why are you still smoking this crap? Tell me!
0:00:42 > 0:00:48We're going to exclude you for a week, make no mistake you betray my trust again, you are out for good!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Do I sense a little romance in the air?- I'm a married man, Daniel.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Stand aside, please, I am going to see my wife.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Grantly!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Judging by what I've just seen and what the kids think of you,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04I believe there's a role for you here.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06You want me as head of English?
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Well I don't need a bodyguard. Welcome to Waterloo Road.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14I came as fast as I could, everything still OK?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19What are you doing? Come on, we're already late.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Five minutes. - Don't forget your PE kit.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- I won't.- Look, you can't go to school like that mate,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28tuck your shirt in. Don't you care what you look like?
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Just because he doesn't spend an hour posing in front of a mirror, unlike some other people I could mention...
0:02:33 > 0:02:35What's wrong with looking after yourself?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37More like loving yourself.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I find it hard to believe you two are related.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Huh, me too.- Oi, Dad, can I borrow your moisturiser?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Your daughter, however...
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Right, Zack, in the car in five minutes!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- It's amazing.- You haven't read it properly. Some bits are really crap.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Shut up. It's mint. You think the kid will win but then he doesn't.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- You should show it to Mr Wilding.- No way.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01- Do you think I can finish reading it properly? Give you some more constructive feedback?- Yeah, OK.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Label.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06I thought you were going to walk with us today.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- She had a better offer.- You wish!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Hey, cheer up.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Are you OK?- Yeah, I'm fine.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24She's responding really well to the antibiotics,
0:03:24 > 0:03:29and we're confident the infection's cleared up and she's stable.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Hello, Martha.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38I'm your daddy. We're going to have so much fun, you and me.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Thank you.- What for?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55For talking me into this, it's the best feeling ever.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00See you later, sweet pea.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I'll be back at lunch, yeah?
0:04:12 > 0:04:16I printed off our announcements for assembly this morning, so...
0:04:16 > 0:04:18anything in red is your line.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Anything you say, boss.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Get a room!
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Someone's happy. You stoned again?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- No! A whole week without a spliff now.- Ah, well done. Nice one, mate.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29BELL RINGS
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Shouldn't we go outside? - Nah, it'll just be a test.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33It might not be.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42Here's one for you, Mr Mathematics. Two across - the Universal Answer.
0:04:42 > 0:04:4442.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Hear anything?- We're just having a cuppa before we go out.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51- It's not a test.- What?!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55It's somebody smoking in the toilets. Two sugars, please...
0:05:03 > 0:05:06This is not a test. Come on, do you want to burn alive?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Quickly!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Oi, will you watch it, you two! - Kyle! Tariq! Grow up.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Come on. Shift yourselves!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Er, I'm sorry to interrupt your breakfast,
0:05:17 > 0:05:21but there's a fire alarm going off. Do you need them to turn it up? Move!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24What is wrong with you lot? Come on, get out!
0:05:36 > 0:05:41- It exploded! It wasn't my fault. - OK, well just try and calm down... - You try calming down.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44You're not the one that nearly got killed.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I don't think it would have killed you.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I would like to see how far Mr Byrne would get with an oven
0:05:49 > 0:05:52that doesn't get past gas mark six, a set of cooking knives
0:05:52 > 0:05:57that are older than my Granny and an exploding grill. What are you laughing at?!
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Silence! Quiet, please! SHUT UP!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Thank you.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Have any of you got any idea how long it took you to vacate the building?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- 38 seconds. - LAUGHTER
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Anyone else?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Five minutes?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Nowhere even close.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25It took you 12 and a half minutes and that is not good enough.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28It was no better at the other assembly points.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30You're lucky it wasn't a serious fire,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33and if it had been, some of you would have been killed.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37We need to get that time down to three minutes.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42I've assigned two student fire wardens for each year group to try and sort this mess out.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45The following students step forward.
0:06:45 > 0:06:51Year 12, Katie Pitkin, David Jones. Year 13, Kyle Stack...
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Seeing as you're so keen to get the time down.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55And Josh Stevenson.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Miss Boston is coordinating, I'll leave you in her capable hands.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04The rest of you inside quietly, please. Get to your first lesson.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Has the time off done Josh any good?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Yeah, he's pleased to be back..
0:07:13 > 0:07:17I thought we'd give him some responsibility, maybe it'll help him focus.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Thank you.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Right, come on, lads, hurry up, that fire alarm set us back.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- I've forgotten my boots. - I reminded you about that earlier.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Size seven, yeah?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Just remember what I told you. Hang back, yeah?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Forget about the glory-hunting strikers.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Defenders, they're the real heroes.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I get it, I'm rubbish, keep out of the way.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55That's not what I'm saying, OK?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59The defence is the heart of the team. All right?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Nice boots.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16To me! Come on!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Right, that's it. Move into space. Look up! Want the ball.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Good pass.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Come on, Zack!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31That's it. Want the ball, move into space!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- To me!- Talk to each other.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42That's it, keep running, that's it, go on, go! Move!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47To me!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52To me!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Oh, what were that?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Rubbish!- I'm trying. - That was the sweetest pass ever!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- I'm sorry, OK?- A girl could have scored that.- I know, I'm sorry.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Right, enough.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Stick to what you're good at, Shakespeare.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18OK, don't tell anyone about the test later,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21make sure you get everyone out in under three minutes.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Familiarise yourself with the fire exits and various assembly points.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Josh, what do you do if you find a lost year ten?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Point them to the fire and watch them burn.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Have you ever considered stand up, Kyle? That was really funny.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Where's the fire assembly point for years 11 and 12?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Can't remember, sorry.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45It's good to see you've been paying attention, it's the playground.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46BELL RINGS
0:09:46 > 0:09:49OK, that's it. Go on, go back to your classes.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51OK?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- How are we supposed to remember all of these?- You are joking?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Yeah, obviously.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- I can't believe we lost that match. - Don't blame me.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- You're the one who passed it to Zack. - What's your problem?
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Just a shame you didn't inherit any sporting talent off your dad.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yeah, he's amazing, I'm crap. I get it.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I can't believe you're even related.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Are you saying he's not really my dad?- She doesn't mean it.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Maybe she's right.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Maybe he isn't.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oi! Car park.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Break time and don't even think about being late.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- But, sir...- It's not up for discussion.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53You should have thought of that before you nicked my money.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Mr Budgen, can I have a word?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I've had a phone call from Candora Cosmetics.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59What are you going to make us do?
0:10:59 > 0:11:04Wait and see, but I think I'm going to enjoy this.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- What?- Why are you being so off with us?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Look, I'm busy. Can it wait?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13If you want it to, it's no skin off my nose.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22It was just amazing. Just to hold her for the first time. See her little face.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Ah, I'm dead chuffed for you, Listen, I've just...
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I've got a new camera, I could take some photos
0:11:28 > 0:11:30of you and her if you want
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Yeah, yeah, after lunch?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Got to introduce her to Uncle Chalks, haven't I?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Thanks for coming in at such short notice.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Not a problem. Any time.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Janeece, can I leave Mr O'Leary with you? He's come in to fix the kitchen after this morning's mishap.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Yeah, of course. I'm Janeece.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Craig.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Is that my tea? - Oh, yeah. Excuse my fingers.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11And it looks like it's been nibbled a bit, but that was already like that.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Well, he doesn't know how lucky he is.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I'd pay good money to have my tea made by someone like you.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21SHE GIGGLES
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Follow me.- Gladly.
0:12:26 > 0:12:32Lauren "Plagiarist Extraordinaire" Andrews.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Not too disappointing.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Use spell check!
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Oi!
0:12:42 > 0:12:46An improvement, structurally abysmal.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Adequate.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56I don't even have words for what you produced, Josh Stevenson.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00A blindfolded chimp could have done better.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04That big "F" on the front is for "Fail."
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I don't get it. Why would I get an "F?"
0:13:12 > 0:13:16I can't help you with the grill, the fire damage is no biggie, by the looks of it.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Should be done and dusted by mid-afternoon.- Right.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24- I thought you'd be thirsty. - You are an angel. Thank you.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28So, how long have you been doing this for then?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Well, I don't normally, to be honest. You see, it's my company.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I usually run the business side of things.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Oh, me too.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Plan is to roll out a few more in different places.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40You know, create a little empire.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Don't suppose Mr Byrne mentioned owt about a new grill, did he?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45PHONE RINGS
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Er, sorry.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52Eh, he's got a business to run, give him a break.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Hmm, never trust a man who winks all the time.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04One more chance for the secret playwright to come forward.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Catch you again, it's confiscated, OK?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Someone wrote it, I'm pretty sure it was one of you lot,
0:14:16 > 0:14:18because I found it on top of your homework.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Look, it's an amazing play.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Whoever wrote it should be really proud.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27BELL RINGS
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Thanks a lot.- He loved it. What's your problem?- What's yours?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- You have been acting weird all day, Naseem.- Forget it. You wouldn't understand.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Nas! It's time to go.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Zack, can I have a word?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55I don't like the term "servants".
0:14:55 > 0:15:00No, I prefer to think of you more as skivvies.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04And skivvies you will remain, until you have paid back every penny.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Like I said before, we didn't know it were your money.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12Now I don't normally drive my little rust bucket in,
0:15:12 > 0:15:16but today, as luck would have it, I did.
0:15:16 > 0:15:21Inside and out. And be careful with the right wiper blade,
0:15:21 > 0:15:23it's held on with gaffer tape.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26It's going to take hundreds of cars to pay you back, sir.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27You can't do this to us.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Phone.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Now, remind me, the police? All the nines?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40All right, sir. We get the picture.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Can't wait for book club in English sir.- What?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Mayor of Casterbridge wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Oh, pleased to hear it,
0:15:55 > 0:15:58but this week's book is Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- You changed it?- You should have checked the notice board.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Never mind, there's still plenty of time.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Don't know what you're smiling at, given the speed you read.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Have you written plays before?
0:16:16 > 0:16:21I've done some short stories, and I've got another idea for a play. But it's probably a bit rubbish.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Don't be so hard on yourself. You've got a real talent.- You think?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27If you don't believe me, we'll do a read-through in Drama Club.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32- Everyone'll think I'm a loser. - It's only drama club, they won't give you a hard time.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I don't want my dad finding out.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39- Why?- He won't get it. He doesn't get anything.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43- I used to think that about my dad, but....- It's different.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- In what way? - It's like we don't connect.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Sit down.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Mate, of course you're connected. He's your dad.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59It's like Martha and I, she's my flesh and blood.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02But what if you found out she wasn't really yours?
0:17:02 > 0:17:06You know, biologically? Would it make a difference?
0:17:06 > 0:17:12- Well, yeah, I guess it would. Why? - I don't think he's my real dad.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15We're nothing alike, he's never interested in stuff that I do,
0:17:15 > 0:17:21he prefers my sister, and I'm the only one in my family with ginger hair!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Hey, if you're worried about it, you should talk to him.- No way.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29Well, what else are you going to do, go all CSI and start doing DNA tests?
0:17:29 > 0:17:34Just speak to him. You know, I bet you it's all in your head.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39So what about the read-through?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Erm, yeah, OK. I suppose I don't mind.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Yeah? Fantastic.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31Check out Mr Budgen's banging CHOONS!
0:18:31 > 0:18:37We've got Barry Manilow, Elaine Paige, Barbara Streisand,
0:18:37 > 0:18:41ooh, and wait for it, wait for it, it's only a bit of Westlife.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Westlife? No way, man.- Sad.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Oh, mint!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- What are you doing? - Perk of the job, innit?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Have you time to clean one more? - Of course, sir.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- Whose idea was this?- Mr Budgen's.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Where are the proceeds going?
0:19:11 > 0:19:16I'm not sure you know, I think it's children's hospice, isn't it?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Right. Keep up the good work.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30OK, OK, a hundred.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Why did he give you all that? - I'm doing a paternity test.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- I don't think Dad's my real dad. - You what?
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- We're too different to be related. - Just because you're not that alike.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52But we're nothing alike! He's sporty, confident,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55and he hasn't got ginger hair.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Look, you're crazy, how are you going to do a DNA test
0:19:58 > 0:19:59without someone knowing?
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Plug a hair from the back of his head when he's not looking?
0:20:05 > 0:20:10You do know this is a waste of time and money, don't you?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Fine. Do you want me to go with you or..?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Er, no, I'll be OK.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23This essay for Budgen's well good.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Did you nick it off the internet or something?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Stop stressing about it, mate.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- You are OK sorting the prefects' rota?- Yeah.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Where's your brother gone? He's not answering his mobile.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Maybe he's come to his senses, and realises he doesn't want to hang out with you?
0:20:41 > 0:20:45You mean the same way him and your sister don't hang out with you?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- What?- Yeah, saw them leaving together earlier.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Oh, no...- What's up?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- I've got to go.- Where are you going?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02BELL RINGS
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Wait!- Catch up.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Scout?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- What?- Your face?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- You're not exactly Brad Pitt, are you?- No, it's all blotchy.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- And red.- What?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Your face!
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Oh, my... It's Budgen's face cream. Argh!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30THEY LAUGH
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I'm so sorry.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- They're gorgeous, Nas. - They're flowers, so what?
0:22:31 > 0:22:37- Yeah, Mum loved them. - She loved custard, too, but we ain't putting that on her grave.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41It don't seem that long, does it?
0:22:44 > 0:22:45It's nearly time.
0:23:13 > 0:23:19No, don't all call out at once, I can hardly hear myself think.
0:23:20 > 0:23:26Come on! What are the themes running through The Rainbow?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Look at me!
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Where did you get that?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Your boot.- Thieving again?
0:23:34 > 0:23:37What is this stuff? It's burning my skin off!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39What are you going to do about it?
0:23:39 > 0:23:43LAUGHTER
0:23:49 > 0:23:52I thought we agreed, no tuna in the office.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Oh, yeah, I had no choice. I need to go shopping.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- You all right? - HE SNIFFS
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Aw, what's that smell?
0:23:59 > 0:24:03A flouting of the rules, is what it is.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Hello, hello. Ah, just the man, your son has written a very impressive piece of drama.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I thought we could do a read-through of it in drama club.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- Zack?- Sounds good to me. - Yeah, come and have a listen.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Er, I've got hockey practice.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19More important than hearing the first ever performance of your son's work?
0:24:19 > 0:24:24- Talk about getting your priorities right. - Someone can cover. I'd love to come.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- Yeah. I'll pop in for a bit. - Great.- Didn't realise he was into that arty-farty stuff.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Er, excuse me!
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Sorry.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- Is that..? - Yes, it's tuna. Yes, it smells.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43What do you mean "liquidation"?
0:24:44 > 0:24:49No, I know what liquidation means.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I want to know how long I've been selling goods
0:24:52 > 0:24:55for a dodgy company that no longer exists?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I don't care who I sue, but I'm suing!
0:24:58 > 0:25:02I demand to speak to a mana...
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Well, what's his number?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07On the Costa del Sol.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Hello? Hello?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Sounds like it's your problem to sort now.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- See a doctor. What do you want me to do? - Compensation.- It's mot possible.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19All right, I'll just have to tell Mr Byrne,
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- see what he thinks of his moonlighting staff?- No.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Looks like we won't have any more cars to wash.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Right, I want five themes written down by the time I get back!
0:25:37 > 0:25:42Candora Cosmetics have gone under. Disappeared. Poof!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45You're joking?
0:25:46 > 0:25:51- Ah, you already knew? - I tried to tell you, earlier.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- I'm just as angry as you are. - Oh, I doubt that.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59It was a scam, untested knock-offs from China.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01There's nothing we can do.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05I assure you, there is plenty I can and will do.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10The police are trying to track down anyone who was involved.
0:26:10 > 0:26:15We have to lie low, not go shouting us mouths off about it.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Police?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21I'm sorry, I didn't think they would..
0:26:21 > 0:26:22No, you didn't think.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27Oh, I don't know how I've got involved in this. What have I got to show for it?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30A load of dodgy cosmetics I can't shift,
0:26:30 > 0:26:34and I've got a pupil with a red-raw face threatening to sue me.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Oh well, thank you very much, Ms Croft,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39it's been a pleasure doing business with you.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Now it's all over, we don't have to spend any more time together.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Hmm, every cloud...
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Pompous old git.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52BELL RINGS
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- I'm so sorry.- Yeah, I know. You've got other things on your mind.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00- A loser called Finn?- No, it's all this Head Girl duties..
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Oh, whatever.- No-one said anything at home this morning..
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Course we didn't, cos we didn't want to upset Dad.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Oh, shut up, both of you! Just SHUT UP!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Nice one, Trudi, now look what you've done.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Oh, no, I skived.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15How are you?
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Anniversaries are never easy.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23And who told you?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26I make it my business to know about these things.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- How are you bearing up?- Fine.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41What's wrong?
0:27:43 > 0:27:44I've messed up.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49It's the anniversary of my Mum's death today. I forgot.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- They hate me. - Ey, look, course they don't.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Nas has completely shut me out.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Yeah, I expect it from Tariq, but not from her.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03- She won't talk to me. - It's all right, come on.
0:28:03 > 0:28:07I don't get it. Why keep it a secret? I could have helped you.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Believe it or not, you probably did me a favour.
0:28:10 > 0:28:15- What are you talking about? - I'm going travelling"
0:28:15 > 0:28:20- But thank you.- For what? - For making me leave.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Brilliant!
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Amazing, guys, well done.
0:28:26 > 0:28:30Well done, Zack. See what I mean? Waterloo Road's very own Pinter.
0:28:30 > 0:28:35- Your mum loves reading so you must get it from her side. - Yeah, that's what I thought.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39Zack, seriously, I'm really proud of you, mate. I wish I could write something that good.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41BEEPER GOES OFF
0:28:42 > 0:28:46Go, well, you've obviously got somewhere more important to be?
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Hockey practice, mate. Sorry.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52Well, I expected the work to be done by now.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55It's not fair on Maggie, she needs to be using this whole area.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59You've no idea how hard it's been for me without that grill.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02I've had to completely change my menu.
0:29:02 > 0:29:03And he is as good as useless,
0:29:03 > 0:29:07he spends more time on that phone than he does fixing this mess.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10Look, I admit, I have been inundated with work calls all day,
0:29:10 > 0:29:14but I am 110% on it now, I promise.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16- Is, er...everything OK?- No!
0:29:16 > 0:29:19I'm sorry, I'll have to find someone more reliable.
0:29:19 > 0:29:23But we can't find no-one till tomorrow, so you might as well let him stay longer.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25- Yeah, you won't regret it. - 3:30.
0:29:25 > 0:29:30This is mental. I am so behind because of all this.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33An F? What's going on?
0:29:33 > 0:29:34I did try.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38I'm not back on the drugs again, if that's what you think.
0:29:38 > 0:29:43- Is everyone trying to make me pay cos of what happened? Is that why I was marked harder?- What?
0:29:43 > 0:29:47Being given all this stuff, the fire warden stuff. I don't know where all the exits are!
0:29:47 > 0:29:52Look, will you... You're not helping yourself. Stop moaning. You want people to treat you normally,
0:29:52 > 0:29:54then start behaving normally.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Josh!
0:29:56 > 0:29:57JOSH!
0:29:59 > 0:30:01Smile. Hey!
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Oh, I've got some cracking shots here, mate.
0:30:04 > 0:30:05Oh, thanks, pal.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08She's a corker, that's for sure.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10Ah, see, go back to Mummy.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12There we go.
0:30:15 > 0:30:20We're so grateful to you, aren't we? You've been amazing through all this.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26What's wrong?
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Can we have a word?
0:30:29 > 0:30:31I'll, er... I'll get some coffees.
0:30:39 > 0:30:44- Another doctor's going to be looking after Martha.- Oh, why?
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Because...
0:30:46 > 0:30:47it's not appropriate any more...
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Because Alex and me are in a relationship.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57I didn't plan for anything to happen. It just did.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59With him?!
0:31:00 > 0:31:02But I thought...
0:31:05 > 0:31:06Right.
0:31:06 > 0:31:11OK, well...just got to get my head round it, that's all.
0:31:11 > 0:31:15Matt...there's something else....
0:31:15 > 0:31:19Alex has been offered this post as a consultant,
0:31:19 > 0:31:22and it's a perfect career move and he can't afford not to take it...
0:31:22 > 0:31:25but we may have to move to Bristol.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28You've known him five minutes.
0:31:28 > 0:31:29I'm sorry.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33I'm not just the mate who provided the sperm, Rosie. I'm Martha's dad.
0:31:33 > 0:31:37You can't just take her away from me, start playing happy families with someone else.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- You'll always be Martha's dad. That'll never change. - I understand why he's angry.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44- This is private.- If you care about her, at least hear her out.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47I am reporting you. I'll get you struck off.
0:31:47 > 0:31:52You see how far you get to Bristol then, shall we? You're taking advantage of her.
0:31:52 > 0:31:56She's vulnerable, her hormones are all over the place. She's no idea what she's doing.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59- I know how it must look, but it's not like that.- Matt, Matt!
0:31:59 > 0:32:03Neither of us expected this. It just happened.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06It's a shame you didn't meet Dr Perfect earlier isn't it?
0:32:06 > 0:32:09- HE could have given you the baby. - I'm so, so sorry...
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Do what you like with him, but don't involve Martha.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15You want to move to Bristol, fine. I'm keeping my daughter.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34Grantly, an F was a bit harsh, wasn't it?
0:32:34 > 0:32:39Tom, it was generous. It should have been ungraded.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41- It can't have been that bad. - HE MOUTHS
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Just go easy on him, will you?
0:32:45 > 0:32:48I can get you a copy, if you want.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02How did Josh seem to you earlier?
0:33:02 > 0:33:03Why?
0:33:06 > 0:33:08No reason.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10No, go on, say it.
0:33:10 > 0:33:14He did seem bit out of it. I just...
0:33:14 > 0:33:17I wondered if perhaps he'd not managed to kick it.
0:33:17 > 0:33:21Look, I appreciate you trying to help, but he's my son and he's fine.
0:33:21 > 0:33:26He's learnt his lesson, he just needs to be left alone, all right?
0:33:32 > 0:33:33- Hello.- You all right?- Yeah, fine.
0:33:33 > 0:33:37I was thinking... does mum have ginger genes?
0:33:37 > 0:33:40I was just wondering why Zack's got red hair.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43Why are you asking me that?
0:33:43 > 0:33:47- I've been doing genetics in biology. - What's going on, Madi?
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Promise you won't kick off? Promise?
0:33:52 > 0:33:53OK.
0:33:53 > 0:33:58Zack's doing a DNA test. He doesn't think you're his real dad...
0:33:58 > 0:34:01- You what? - You can't tell him, he'll kill me.
0:34:01 > 0:34:02Why?
0:34:02 > 0:34:05It's not that big a deal, right?
0:34:05 > 0:34:07I can't believe this. Where is he?
0:34:07 > 0:34:10He wouldn't let me to go with him.
0:34:11 > 0:34:16- No, you promised.- I'm sorry, Madi, but you can't expect me to ignore this.- But...
0:34:16 > 0:34:21'Hi, it's Zack. Sorry I can't take your call right now...'
0:34:21 > 0:34:25The electrons in the metal ions are excited to higher energy levels by the heat.
0:34:25 > 0:34:30The colour can be used to identify the elements, so...what metal produces this colour?
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Josh?
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Which metallic element might this be?
0:34:38 > 0:34:41- Trudi?- Sodium.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45Very good. And how do we refer to the specific wavelengths of light produced?
0:34:45 > 0:34:49- Mate,- I- would have got that. Kyle Stack would have got that.
0:34:49 > 0:34:50Finn?
0:34:50 > 0:34:55- The atomic emission spectrum. - Very good. So, number two.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58- What are you doing? - If you'd been listening, you'd know.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00You're going to set the fire alarm off.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- Calm down, you big girl. - No! Put it out.
0:35:06 > 0:35:07Moving on..
0:35:07 > 0:35:09All right.
0:35:09 > 0:35:13But she's my daughter. So, how can we stop this?
0:35:14 > 0:35:17This is ridiculous. Thanks for nothing.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25I'm not going to let them get away with this.
0:35:25 > 0:35:30- What you doing?- I'm going to ring the hospital, let them know what Dr Stoneham's been up to.
0:35:30 > 0:35:35- Don't do anything when you feel like this. - Why not? I will get him sacked.
0:35:35 > 0:35:40Look, if Rosie loves him, getting him sacked won't change things.
0:35:40 > 0:35:45- It'll just make her hate you. - Sorry, are you defending them? - Course I'm not defending...
0:35:45 > 0:35:48Just get out! All right? I need some space. GO!
0:35:57 > 0:36:01Are you waiting for a bus, you? What's with all the clock watching?
0:36:01 > 0:36:03It's nothing.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05FIRE ALARM RINGS
0:36:05 > 0:36:09Right, OK, everyone. Josh is the fire warden, so do as he says.
0:36:09 > 0:36:13Come on, then, Josh, what are we doing? All right, keep it together, mate.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20- There's a fire exit right out there. - Josh?- Weird.
0:36:20 > 0:36:24Josh, what's going on, mate?
0:36:26 > 0:36:29What are you doing? It's OK. Hey, mate, it's OK.
0:36:29 > 0:36:34Make your way to the appropriate assembly points, please, as quick as you can. Come on, Finn.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36What?!
0:36:51 > 0:36:53DNA clinic?
0:36:53 > 0:36:56Hang on one second. Right, you lot, keep moving.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00Criminal? No, no, I didn't realise.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03I gave him my permission for the test.
0:37:05 > 0:37:06Sure, great.
0:37:06 > 0:37:10Well, erm, I'll look forward to hearing from you later, then.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13Lewis, hurry up.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Come on, keep moving.
0:37:17 > 0:37:18Looking good.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22What have you done to yourself?
0:37:22 > 0:37:25- It's not mine.- Well, whose is it? - It's Josh's.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27- What?- He started freaking out, sir.
0:37:27 > 0:37:31Hitting the fire alarm when it was already going off. I wanted to go after him, but..
0:37:31 > 0:37:33Oh, man.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Josh?
0:37:45 > 0:37:46Josh!
0:38:00 > 0:38:01Where is he?
0:38:02 > 0:38:04He must be this way.
0:38:05 > 0:38:08JOSH SOBS
0:38:23 > 0:38:28Josh, Josh... Are you OK? What are you doing here?
0:38:28 > 0:38:31It wouldn't stop.
0:38:31 > 0:38:32Can you get a first aid kit?
0:38:37 > 0:38:39You're fine.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Why's it all going wrong, Dad?
0:38:41 > 0:38:45- What?- I don't know. Everything. Today.
0:38:50 > 0:38:54Come on, mate. Let's get you sorted, you'll be OK.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58OK, well done everyone. You managed to knock ten minutes off the previous time.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01You did it in two and half minutes and that's a record, I think.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05Unfortunately, this won't mean an earlier finish.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08I need you all back in your classes as soon as possible, thank you.
0:39:08 > 0:39:12Grantly, how much did you raise at the car wash?
0:39:12 > 0:39:15Scout said it was for the Children's Hospice, right?
0:39:15 > 0:39:16Did she?
0:39:16 > 0:39:17Yeah.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20- That's right.- Raise much?- Nah.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25I can have Janeece put it in the safe for you.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30Looks like a lot to me.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37Zack, I've been looking for you,
0:39:38 > 0:39:41I had a call from a clinic a little while ago.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Something about a DNA test. What's going on?
0:39:47 > 0:39:50There's no way we're related. Everybody thinks so.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52What do you mean everyone?
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Harley, Nas, Madi...
0:39:54 > 0:39:55Madi?
0:39:55 > 0:39:58I was talking to Mr Wilding and he said he'd feel different
0:39:58 > 0:40:02if Martha wasn't really his, so I thought that was maybe why...
0:40:02 > 0:40:03Mr Wilding?
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Do you know that what you did was illegal?
0:40:08 > 0:40:11I had to cover for you and say that you had my permission.
0:40:11 > 0:40:15Do you realise how much trouble you could get in?
0:40:15 > 0:40:17What even possessed you?
0:40:17 > 0:40:21Yeah, why didn't you just come to me first?
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Don't those tests cost money?
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Where did you get the money from?
0:40:26 > 0:40:27I sold my laptop.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29I don't believe this, mate.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Is everything all right?
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Enjoy meddling, do you? Come to have another go?
0:40:36 > 0:40:37I'm sorry?
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Zack has gone and had a DNA test done because of you.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44You've been a dad for all of five minutes, and you reckon you know it all?
0:40:46 > 0:40:48No. But I know I'll never take my child for granted.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51Oh, right, and what's that supposed to mean?
0:40:51 > 0:40:55He's an amazing kid and you have no idea.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58He's absolutely no self-confidence because of you.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00He feels completely alienated.
0:41:00 > 0:41:03All I'm trying to do is help him, to encourage him,
0:41:03 > 0:41:05yet the whole time he's worried about what you think.
0:41:05 > 0:41:09What was it you called it earlier? "Arty farty", brilliant.
0:41:09 > 0:41:13It's no wonder he questions whether you're his dad. I would.
0:41:17 > 0:41:21- What? You can't blame me for being annoyed.- Worried more like.
0:41:23 > 0:41:24Zack!
0:41:30 > 0:41:33You knew it was a test. You didn't need to panic.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Why did you do it?
0:41:37 > 0:41:39There, it's not too bad. You OK?
0:41:42 > 0:41:43What happened?
0:41:43 > 0:41:46He just slipped on some glass in his rush to get out quickly.
0:41:46 > 0:41:51I think I was a little too severe at the fire warden training.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53He's fine. He's doing really well.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55He's just a bit shaken, aren't you, Josh?
0:41:55 > 0:41:59Well done on the evacuation. Whatever your methods, they worked.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01And you take it easy, OK?
0:42:06 > 0:42:07Thank you.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10I did it for Josh, OK?
0:42:10 > 0:42:12You got a second?
0:42:24 > 0:42:26You need to get him to a GP as soon as possible
0:42:26 > 0:42:28He's just a bit wobbly.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Do you not think he needs to talk to someone?
0:42:35 > 0:42:39Think about what he's done, OK? It's not normal behaviour.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Just take him to a GP and see what they say?
0:42:42 > 0:42:45Why don't you just stick to basic first aid
0:42:45 > 0:42:48and leave the psychology to the people that know what they're talking about?
0:43:25 > 0:43:28I was just about to call you.
0:43:28 > 0:43:29- I think...- Alex feels terri...
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Alex feels terrible.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37He didn't want to make things worse.
0:43:37 > 0:43:41Matt, I know this sounds really awful now, but in a way, I thought you'd be a bit relieved.
0:43:41 > 0:43:46What, that you were taking my daughter to the other side of the country?
0:43:46 > 0:43:47Why is that?
0:43:47 > 0:43:51Remember how hard it was for me to talk you into all this?
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Even when I was pregnant, I knew you were worried.
0:43:54 > 0:43:59But it's different now. Martha's here, I love her.
0:43:59 > 0:44:04I've cuddled her, and I want to be able to cuddle her every day.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09Not just... Not just once a month or whatever it'll be.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11And that's why Alex made me come.
0:44:11 > 0:44:16He wants you to know he'll do everything he can now to get work as close to Rochdale as possible.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22He doesn't want to take Martha away from you.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Neither do I.
0:44:38 > 0:44:41I don't want you to be lonely.
0:44:43 > 0:44:44I know.
0:44:50 > 0:44:52Right.
0:44:53 > 0:44:57If you want me to call it off with him, I will.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00You're my friend and I made a commitment to you first.
0:45:14 > 0:45:18I'm not going to ruin your chance at happiness, darling.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20SHE SOBS
0:45:27 > 0:45:30So, what is the main theme?
0:45:30 > 0:45:31Zack?
0:45:34 > 0:45:36I haven't read it.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39Naseem?
0:45:41 > 0:45:46Maybe it would be quicker to ask if anyone has actually read it?
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Really?
0:45:50 > 0:45:53I'd love to hear your thoughts(!)
0:45:53 > 0:45:57Well, I think it's loneliness what makes the monster do what he does.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00Especially when he realises even Frankenstein hates him.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04Hmm. An example?
0:46:04 > 0:46:08Or have you just swallowed a section of the book notes?
0:46:09 > 0:46:14Erm... Well, there's that bit where he says something about
0:46:14 > 0:46:18everyone thinking he was horrible, especially the bloke who made him.
0:46:18 > 0:46:22That's when I started feeling really sorry for him.
0:46:22 > 0:46:28Mm-hm. I know the section - page 83.
0:46:30 > 0:46:34Go on, then, read it aloud.
0:46:41 > 0:46:47"All men hate the wre... wre..."
0:46:47 > 0:46:49Wretched.
0:46:49 > 0:46:50LAUGHTER
0:46:50 > 0:46:53"How then, must I..."
0:46:55 > 0:46:58How have you managed to read a whole book in a day
0:46:58 > 0:47:01when you can barely manage two sentences?
0:47:01 > 0:47:03I listened to an audio book.
0:47:04 > 0:47:09I'm the only one who made an effort, and still you're giving me a hard time.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11Oh, sit down, Harley.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22You know, you have an impressive grasp of the narrative.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26Now, with a little help with the reading,
0:47:26 > 0:47:29you could get a lot out of book club.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31Really?
0:47:31 > 0:47:32You're going to help me?
0:47:34 > 0:47:37I suppose I could give you some extra tuition?
0:47:39 > 0:47:40That'd be great.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44- OK. - BELL RINGS
0:47:55 > 0:47:57Nas, you all right?
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Not you as well. I'm fine.
0:47:59 > 0:48:03- Trudi feels really bad.- She should.
0:48:03 > 0:48:07Just imagine how you'd feel if you'd forgotten.
0:48:07 > 0:48:11- I know how you're feeling, you know. - Your mum died, too, did she?
0:48:11 > 0:48:14My girlfriend did.
0:48:16 > 0:48:17Oh, yeah, I forgot.
0:48:17 > 0:48:19It's not the same, though.
0:48:19 > 0:48:23No, you're right, but I do know what it feels like
0:48:23 > 0:48:27to want to share stuff with someone who's not there any more.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29All right? Come here.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34SHE SOBS
0:48:34 > 0:48:37Ssh! Quick, quick, she's coming...
0:48:37 > 0:48:39- BOTH:- Ta-da!
0:48:39 > 0:48:44A small something to say sorry for being under your feet all day.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46Mr Byrne agreed to this?
0:48:46 > 0:48:49Er no, it's a present from me to you.
0:48:50 > 0:48:54- What's the catch?- A mate of mine owed me a favour, honest.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59What the hell, I love it!
0:49:03 > 0:49:05Hey, what's up?
0:49:05 > 0:49:09Nowt. It's just one of them days. Thanks.
0:49:11 > 0:49:15Well, I don't know about you, but I ain't half worked up a thirst.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18Oh, well, I'd love to go for a drink,
0:49:18 > 0:49:21but I can't, I've got to erm...
0:49:21 > 0:49:22I didn't mean that.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24Sorry.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26It was nice meeting you.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28Yeah.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33You all right? Yep.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36Look, Jez, I was trying to help Zack as a teacher.
0:49:36 > 0:49:38I didn't mean to criticise what you do.
0:49:38 > 0:49:41- It's a bit late for that. The damage has been done.- I'm sorry.
0:49:43 > 0:49:46Look, it's a DNA test, it's hardly the end of the world, is it?
0:49:46 > 0:49:48Well, we'll have to wait and see.
0:49:49 > 0:49:51You're not sure that he's yours?
0:49:51 > 0:49:53I don't know.
0:49:53 > 0:49:58We separated for a month or two before she got pregnant and I was away a lot.
0:49:58 > 0:50:01I had the odd niggle, but...
0:50:02 > 0:50:05Well, my grandad had red hair
0:50:05 > 0:50:08and I managed to reassure myself with that.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10So what happens now?
0:50:12 > 0:50:15I'm going to go and meet Zack and we're going to wait for the call.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18Well, pull out, say that you don't give your permission.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20How's that going to make Zack feel?
0:50:20 > 0:50:23It's just going to make him more suspicious.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25No, I'm just going to have to go through with it
0:50:25 > 0:50:28and hope I'm worrying about nothing.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30Whatever happens, whatever the results,
0:50:30 > 0:50:32you can't erase 14 years just like that.
0:50:32 > 0:50:37What if he's not mine? Who knows what he'll do.
0:50:37 > 0:50:41I just wish I'd more time to put things straight.
0:50:45 > 0:50:46I'd better go and find out....
0:50:50 > 0:50:52I don't understand.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55I thought I'd start feeling more normal after I quit.
0:50:55 > 0:50:56You really haven't been smoking?
0:50:56 > 0:50:59Josh! How's the hand, mate?
0:51:00 > 0:51:05Nothing too serious, just enough to get him out of washing up for a while.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07Sorry, Finn, we're in a bit of a rush, mate.
0:51:07 > 0:51:08Yeah, no worries.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32I don't get it, Dad.
0:51:34 > 0:51:37- Well, we should go to the doctors. - Why?
0:51:37 > 0:51:41To find out why you're feeling like this. Why you feel so anxious.
0:51:41 > 0:51:44I don't get what I've done wrong.
0:51:44 > 0:51:48Well, let's just get it checked out, yeah?
0:51:59 > 0:52:05Here - don't worry. I paid over the odds for it, he's not going to give you any trouble.
0:52:05 > 0:52:09- Mads told you? - Yeah, but under duress.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12She's very loyal, that sister of yours, you know.
0:52:12 > 0:52:13Thanks.
0:52:13 > 0:52:18How else are you going to write your Oscar-winning script, eh?
0:52:23 > 0:52:28Listen, if you want me to read stuff that you write, I'd love to...
0:52:28 > 0:52:30- You don't have to.- I want to.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34And I'm glad that we're different.
0:52:35 > 0:52:38I don't want you to change...
0:52:38 > 0:52:41so I want you to know
0:52:41 > 0:52:47that whatever the results are, I love you for who you are.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50I mean, we're the A-Team, you and me, right?
0:52:50 > 0:52:53PHONE RINGS
0:52:53 > 0:52:54Hello?
0:52:56 > 0:52:57Yeah, yeah, I'm Jeremy Diamond.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02OK, go for it.
0:53:09 > 0:53:13Yeah. Thanks. Yeah, thanks very much.
0:53:13 > 0:53:14Bye.
0:53:17 > 0:53:20- Are you pleased?- What do you think?
0:53:28 > 0:53:31Oh, just perfect.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34I'll be glad when today's over, too.
0:53:36 > 0:53:39I shouldn't have shouted at you earlier. It wasn't your fault.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Is that an apology?
0:53:44 > 0:53:47I'm gutted, too.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50We went in to make money and we came out in debt.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52We had some fun, I suppose.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54I suppose.
0:54:01 > 0:54:03It's the takings from the car washing.
0:54:03 > 0:54:07I explained it all to Mr Byrne, that you needed the money for Fleur.
0:54:07 > 0:54:09Big softy after all.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13Is everything OK?
0:54:14 > 0:54:16No, not really.
0:54:16 > 0:54:21Fleur's not well, they've called the doctor, pneumonia.
0:54:21 > 0:54:22Look, I'm so sorry.
0:54:22 > 0:54:26- If there's anything I can... - Thank you.
0:54:26 > 0:54:29- Are you just off to see her? - The care home, yeah.
0:54:29 > 0:54:30Move.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34- What's the matter with you? - That Craig.
0:54:34 > 0:54:38I flirted with him all day, asked him to go for a drink and he blew me out.
0:54:38 > 0:54:39Oooh, I'm sorry, Janeece.
0:54:39 > 0:54:42- Janeece!- What's he want?
0:54:42 > 0:54:46A certain young man asked me to give you this.
0:54:51 > 0:54:52Ah!
0:54:52 > 0:54:54Thank you.
0:54:54 > 0:54:55What for?
0:54:55 > 0:54:59- For hiring the man of my dreams. - Night all.
0:55:10 > 0:55:15But the fire alarm was going off, so why did you smash the glass?
0:55:19 > 0:55:20Josh?
0:55:20 > 0:55:24You seem a bit on edge, is everything OK?
0:55:25 > 0:55:26What do you mean?
0:55:26 > 0:55:30Your dad mentioned you hadn't been quite yourself.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34I just feel like everything's a lot harder,
0:55:34 > 0:55:37like it's a lot more difficult.
0:55:37 > 0:55:39Why do you think that is?
0:55:42 > 0:55:44What?
0:55:44 > 0:55:46How long have you been feeling like this?
0:55:52 > 0:55:53I don't want you to worry,
0:55:53 > 0:55:56but I'm going to refer you to a psychiatrist.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59Just so you can speak to someone, about any problems.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02You'll receive a letter soon with an appointment
0:56:02 > 0:56:06and please, try not to worry, OK?
0:56:09 > 0:56:13Can you just wait outside for a minute?
0:56:13 > 0:56:16Could I have a quick word?
0:56:25 > 0:56:28I know you're not a psychiatrist.
0:56:28 > 0:56:31I just want to know what you're thinking.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33I can tell you're thinking something.
0:56:33 > 0:56:37- I'm very reticent to say anything. - I just want to prepare myself.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39I promise I won't hold you to anything,
0:56:39 > 0:56:43it stays within these four walls. Please.
0:56:43 > 0:56:47Well, I'm no expert...
0:56:47 > 0:56:51but I'd say he's displaying the symptoms of a psychotic breakdown.
0:56:51 > 0:56:52What does that mean?
0:56:52 > 0:56:54It could be a one-off.
0:56:54 > 0:56:58If it were to keep happening, it could mean it's schizophrenia.
0:56:58 > 0:57:00But, please, don't worry until you see someone
0:57:00 > 0:57:02who knows what they're talking about.
0:57:02 > 0:57:05- Thank you for your time.- No problem.
0:57:11 > 0:57:15All right? Come on. Let's get you home.
0:57:19 > 0:57:21She doesn't recognise me.
0:57:21 > 0:57:24Looks straight through me most of the time.
0:57:24 > 0:57:25He's a bright kid
0:57:25 > 0:57:29and it's not fair for him to be kept in the dark about this..
0:57:29 > 0:57:34- Go on, be with your wife. - Hmm.- He's tendering his resignation.
0:57:34 > 0:57:35Oh, Josh.
0:57:35 > 0:57:37I think we've lost Grantly.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40- What about the paper?- When's it got to be finished?- Three o'clock.
0:57:40 > 0:57:44You can give your article to Zack to start formatting, please.
0:57:44 > 0:57:45There is no article.
0:57:46 > 0:57:48This is a disaster.
0:57:48 > 0:57:49Where are you hiding?
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