0:00:02 > 0:00:04It's beautiful.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06I can't live like this, you get me?
0:00:12 > 0:00:14- Let go!- Just calm down.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- I think we'll be giving this a miss. - No. Bring it on.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19How did I do?
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Yes! Get in!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Sanctimonious little...
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I told him that you're a devious,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29selfish little weirdo that can't be trusted.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31I mean, what is a mother to do?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Is it true, sir? Is this really you?
0:00:35 > 0:00:39That man beat my mother like clockwork.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41What I did to him, that doesn't make me a monster.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I'll have to take your word for that.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Lift those legs.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04It's all about the heart rate.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Thirty-second breather.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12If you're this tough on the kids, they'll row the Atlantic
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- by lunch time.- What's this sponsored rowing thing in aid of anyway?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18One of the kids, Tariq, he's in a wheelchair.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20So they're fundraising to get him a new kayak.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Is Imogen involved?- Who?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- My daughter?- No idea.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28On the floor. Crunches. Give me ten reps.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Go!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34You should pop in and say hello.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36No chance.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38I've got a meeting with Michael, the head.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Is he as charming as people say he is?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Why? Want me to put in a good word for you?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Me? No. Not my type.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50What is your type?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Tall. Funny. Faithful.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Sally, he's gone. Get over it.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Press-ups.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04What do we know about any of the rest of the staff at this place?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Is everything all right here?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- What happened to you? - I told you he'd deny it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- What?- You know full well you attacked me in the pub.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- You fell over into a table.- Is that what you told the police
0:02:14 > 0:02:17when they arrested you for beating your father to a pulp?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Could you get that thing out of my face, please?! Thank you very much.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Miss Donnegan, have you any statement
0:02:28 > 0:02:31regarding Michael Byrne's assault after luring me to the pub last week?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33No comment.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37This is private property, all right,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I'm going to have to ask you all to leave.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40People have a right to know the truth.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43That's fine, I'm sure you'll give it to them.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Your version of it, at any rate.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51What the hell is going on?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Gerard's playing dirty again.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54He said you lured him to a pub.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56No, I challenged him about his smear campaign.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58You promised me, no more bombshells.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- I didn't touch him!- So where did he get his injuries?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04He hasn't even made a complaint to the police.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- PHONE BEEPS - Yet.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Thanks for your support(!)
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Tanya? Give me good news...
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Are you joking?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27What?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30It's about time you got a bit of glamour in your life.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I don't even like red.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34But, babes, they'll go lovely with the dress.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- You think I'd be seen dead wearing this?- You've got a great figure.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39You should be showing it off, not hiding it
0:03:39 > 0:03:41under those baggy moth-eaten jumpers.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Still, I suppose I could always squeeze myself into it.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Every cloud, eh, mum?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Shall we open the rest of your cards?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Whatever. - PHONE RINGS
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Hello?- Happy birthday.- Sing it then.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Sing it? No chance, are you mental?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06How did you know it was my birthday anyway?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- I have telepathic powers.- Very funny.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11How do you think? Facebook.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I better go. See you later.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Er...right.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21What's up?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Dad's getting married.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I made you breakfast.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I'm not hungry.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40You have to eat something, or...
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Or what?
0:04:42 > 0:04:43You'll hit me again?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47How many times do I have to say it? I'm sorry.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Sorry's not good enough, Connor.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Look, Mum, it was going to happen sooner or later.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Course. I'm happy for him.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Who was on the phone before?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13A mate.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Why don't you ask them over tonight? - What?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18You could wear that dress I bought. That new bar in town is quite dressy.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Might even slip you a cocktail if you're lucky.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I can't. I've got plans.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24What sort of plans?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- We're going to the cinema. - You can do that another night.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Last showing.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Thanks for the lift.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Wait, wait, I'll walk in with you. Where's the visitors' parking?
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Why?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Didn't I say? I'm helping out at this rowing event.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Please tell me you're joking.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43What? I can't let Lorraine down. She asked for me especially.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45You're not coming dressed in that?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47What's wrong with it?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Morning, Christine. Cup of coffee?
0:06:02 > 0:06:03No, thank you.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06If this was the public sector, he'd be looking at a suspension.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- So you do think he's guilty then? - No, I didn't say that.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Why don't you ask Grantly? He used to be your old union rep, didn't he?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Yeah, how come you're so quiet?- If you must know,
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Michael has my full and unequivocal support.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Ditto. Innocent until proven guilty, that's my motto.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24It doesn't look good though, does it?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Gerard's allegations all over the press.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Press? You mean wee Marie out there?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30She's one of his old pupils.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33She works on the obituary desk. He's obviously bullied her into it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- It's just his style.- Still. A son hitting a parent.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38It's not the best example.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I'm sure Michael had his reasons. Whatever they might be.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43And I'd have bopped Gerard Findlay on the nose myself
0:06:43 > 0:06:45given half the chance.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Morning, everyone.- Morning.- Good morning.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I'm sure you've all encountered Gerard Findlay outside.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55For the record, I'd just like to say
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- I had nothing to do with his injuries.- Never crossed our minds.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59And don't forget,
0:06:59 > 0:07:03there's a sixth form sponsored row taking place today in the hall...
0:07:03 > 0:07:06How gratifying to see the students taking the initiative, Michael.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08How far are they rowing anyway?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Edinburgh to Greenock. About eighty miles, give or take.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Good on 'em, I say.- Yeah, it'll be some achievement
0:07:13 > 0:07:15if they complete the course in the time.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Tariq must be delighted his friends are raising money for him.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- How is he anyway?- Making good progress,
0:07:19 > 0:07:22but we should all keep an eye out.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23All right, that's everything.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27How you doing?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I'm fine.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Look, I thought that I should offer you an apology.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I should have told you about my dad.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35It's fine. You don't owe me anything.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I didn't use all the hot water. Talk to Rhiannon.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45That shower was freezing. I still can't even feel my feet.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46I can't feel my legs.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51It's a joke.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53My mum's threatening to pull me out of school.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55What? Why?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Why do you think? Bruiser Byrne.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, well. Every cloud, eh?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Oi, Leave him. He's all right.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Here she is. Happy birthday.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Thanks.- I squared it with Maggie that you can come round tonight.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Cool.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- You coming?- Nothing else on.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15You want us to bring some drinks and stuff?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- What we need is a bottle of cider. - Count me out. Don't drink.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Aww, what's up? Scared of Mummy finding out?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25BELL RINGS This way, boys. Careful!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28The health club will go spare if you get a scratch on them.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Lovely, thank you.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Excuse me, can I help you?
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Sally Stewart. Lorraine's personal trainer.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38She persuaded my boss to lend the rowing machines.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Wants me to make sure they don't do themselves an injury.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- That's very kind of you to volunteer.- I don't mind.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Gives me a chance to see how my daughter's getting on.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Who?- Imogen? Year 12.- Oh.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I know, I don't look old enough.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56Here, you're a dark horse. Sticking one on Gerard Findlay?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I didn't hit him.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00He's a right lazy so-and-so.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Never saw him in all the time Imogen was at Havelock.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Where's the ladies'?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Down the corridor. Second on the right.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- All right?- Thanks for telling me.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Saves having to pay a teaching assistant.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Morning. Here's your dry cleaning. - Thank you.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Amazing dress. It looks just like the one that Cameron Diaz wore
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- at the Oscars. Lush.- Do you want to just pop it into the office?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I hope you're not taking advantage of her good nature.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Her good nature is what I pay her for.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Certainly not her brains.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38What you two got there?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Adapted rowing machine. Doing my bit.- Oh, right.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43How are you?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Don't worry. I'm never going back to that dark place again.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Glad to hear it.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Don't forget. I'm just down the hall.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Sorry. Excuse me, which way's the office again?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Through the left, through the double doors,
0:10:05 > 0:10:07down and then through the next...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09You lost me at the double doors.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10I'll show you if you like.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14So what's your name?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Connor.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17And what year is Connor in?
0:10:17 > 0:10:1812.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Really? You must know Imogen? Imogen Stewart.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Er...sort of. She kinda keeps herself to herself.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31I'm Sally, by the way. I'm in charge of this rowing marathon.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Watch you guys sweat it out.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36It's a tough job but someone's got to do it.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38I hope you're getting involved.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I'm not really into sports.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Strapping lad like you? You could crack a walnut with those biceps.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Davidson.- Not here, sir.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Hamilton? What, no Stephanie either?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- You keep playing with it, you'll break it.- How did you make it?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I'll show you sometime. I'll bring them round to yours one day.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Mulgrew?- Here.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07And have my mum in our faces, hassling us all the time?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Could be worse. She could be a teacher.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12She might as well be.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14She's helping with this rowing thing.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Yeah, I know.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20What?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Nothing.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Has she said something to you?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27She was just being friendly...
0:11:28 > 0:11:29How friendly?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Hey. I haven't finished the register yet!
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Oh...she's tidy!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- That must be a record even for you. - What?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Don't pretend like you don't know. Hitting on my mates!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I was being friendly! What do you want me to do?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Walk about with a face like a smacked bum like someone I know?
0:12:04 > 0:12:05So you don't deny it then?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Calm down, darling. Showing yourself up.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11I'M showing myself up?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Just goes to show we're not so different after all.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Same taste in men for one.- Like Connor would ever go for you.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19He's a nice looking lad. You should invite him as your plus one
0:12:19 > 0:12:20- to the wedding...- I'm not taking anyone.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24But you're young. You should be enjoying life.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26You don't want to get left on the shelf...
0:12:26 > 0:12:27I give up.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Right, what about the nurse, she's on £35K.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Lorraine, there is such a thing as duty of care.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37How many grazed knees does she patch up in a day?
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- It's never a full-time position, get rid of her. - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Mr Chalk and Miss McFall are here. Should I make them an appointment?
0:12:45 > 0:12:46It'll only take two minutes...
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Excuse me, if you want to speak to Miss Donnegan or Mr Byrne
0:12:48 > 0:12:50you've got to come through me first.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Janeece...it's fine.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Sorry to interrupt, but Daniel and I are worried.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02I've had four missing at registration this morning.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03No calls from parents, nothing.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05I've got two pupils have gone AWOL.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07So there's a bug going round.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11I've a nasty feeling parents are removing their children from school.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Just a feeling?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I'm a verger at the church.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18I overheard the congregation discussing Michael's past.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23They would take their kids out of school over that?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25OK, thanks.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I tell you, when I see Gerard Findlay, I am going to...
0:13:35 > 0:13:37What? Finish the job?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39I didn't touch him, that's the God's honest truth.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41The truth is what people perceive it to be.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44So what, I'm a liability, now? You're just going to cut me loose?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47So we lost six pupils. Fine. I won't be losing any sleep.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48OK. Good.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52But if a trickle becomes a flood... different story.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59OK. In your groups discuss the role of women in Hamlet.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Someone take notes and original thoughts this time, please.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07It's like she wants a piece of my life. Always so...
0:14:07 > 0:14:08so....
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Mums are nosy. It comes with the territory.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16The ring. Hand it over.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- But...- Now, please.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25A ring made out of...
0:14:27 > 0:14:28What is that?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Paperclips?- Careful, Miss. It's delicate.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Ah, young love.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Am I going to have to buy a new hat?
0:14:37 > 0:14:44SHE SINGS: Going to the chapel and we're going to get married...
0:14:44 > 0:14:45It's not like that.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Good job.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Talk about last of the big spenders, eh?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Actually, I like it.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Good on you. There's nothing wrong with being easily pleased.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Scout. Swap places with Imogen, please.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11You keep your mouth shut.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Greenock to Edinburgh?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Isn't that like 100 miles?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Clarkson reckons it's about 80.
0:15:25 > 0:15:2777 to be precise.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28By lunchtime?
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- Easy.- Come on, boys. Don't let the pace drop.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Come on, slackers, what's this?!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39No flies on you, is there?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40I work out every day.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Cheers.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Least I can do.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Come on. We're never going to make it at this rate.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Lean out on the back swing, that's it.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Shoulders relaxed.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Push through the quads, feel the burn.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Come on, that's it... Time's up.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Come on, change round.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Remember to stretch off or you'll be too stiff to go again later.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15It's a bit late for Gus.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Great row, Gus. That's how you do it, everyone.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Perfect technique.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23It's been known.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28And don't forget your worksheets.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31I wasn't talking about you.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32I heard you.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34We were discussing her mum.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Like I'd waste my breath on you.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Give me the ring.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42You know the rules, Connor. No jewellery in school.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45This isn't about the ring. This is about Imogen.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh, please.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50You're jealous. Jealous I've got somebody in my life
0:16:50 > 0:16:51compared to your sad, empty existence.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Spare me the pop psychology.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56You can be as hard on me as you like.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Water off a duck's back.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01But I swear if you start on her, I'll make your life a misery.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06You always were a petty little boy.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Try me.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Mrs Mulgrew, do you have a minute? - Yes.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Cough up. Put a smile on Tariq's face...
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'm saving all my money for the baby.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37What about you?
0:17:37 > 0:17:38I haven't got any change.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Dinner money will have to do then, won't it?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Hey, sorry if my mum embarrassed you earlier on.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51It's cool. Did you get my ring back?
0:17:51 > 0:17:57- Look, I'll make you another one. - It's OK. You don't have to.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Don't you want me to?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Do you make all your mates jewellery?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Fair point.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Catch you later.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14That's really hitting the spot.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Your husband's a lucky guy.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19I'm divorced actually.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21How come you still wear a wedding ring?
0:18:21 > 0:18:22To keep away chancers like you.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Some serious knots here. You need a proper session.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28How about tonight?
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Nice try.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Do you miss home?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Some things. My friends, family.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I worry about their safety.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04The Congo is volatile politically.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06How come your English is so good?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I like to learn. Education creates opportunity.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12You sound like Mr Byrne.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15But it's true. You take so much for granted here.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Don't be shy. In you come.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23So what else do you speak?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26I speak French, Lingala, but French is my first language.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31So you'd be able to do French homework with your eyes closed.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Why would I do that?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36No, I mean that you'd be able to do it really easy.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Ah, all these phrases you have. You say things you don't mean.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42I'm sure we'd be to help each other out.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47OK, books open. Start the exercise on the board please.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03I'm telling you, Sally can't get enough of me.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05She's a tease, bruv. Spot it a mile off.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Yeah? I'll tell her you said that over our drink tonight.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10She said, "Take a break, get a drink."
0:20:10 > 0:20:11You're confused.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- You got a date?- Trust me.
0:20:13 > 0:20:18She's going to take me back to her boudoir and have her wicked way.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Oh, yeah? Did they take the word gullible out the dictionary and all?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Ten quid says I smash it.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26All right then. You're on.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30No, I understand that. Look, I can assure you, Mr Patterson,
0:20:30 > 0:20:32there really is no need to remove Lucy from school.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Hello?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- You OK?- No. Not really.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40So deal with this. Speak to your dad.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Get him to set the record straight.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43No.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46So how many more pupils will have to go before you DO do something?
0:20:46 > 0:20:50You know something, I really should never have come back here.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Too many ghosts.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Where is it?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Where's what?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01You know exactly what.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03No idea.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Please, Connor.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09I need a...
0:21:10 > 0:21:13I've got a full morning's classes and I can't leave.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Not my problem, sorry.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Do you think you're clever?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Well, you're not. You're nothing.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25And your little wide-eyed wonder's probably laughing at you
0:21:25 > 0:21:26behind your back.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Here. Take it.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39You really want to be more careful.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53CHILDREN LAUGH GLASS SMASHES
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Ye wee rascals! See if I get my hands on you...
0:21:56 > 0:21:59It's the polis they're needing... Or a firm hand.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Certainly boisterous.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Boisterous? See if I was 20 year younger...
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Something I can help you with?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09My name's Sian Diamond, Mr Byrne.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13So let me guess. You're from the lottery, I've won the jackpot?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Er...
0:22:15 > 0:22:16I'm a friend of Michael's.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I didn't think he even knew where I lived.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23He doesn't know I'm here.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24That figures.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26It is important.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27No doubt.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31I suppose you'd better come in then.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Come on! Don't let the pace drop...
0:23:18 > 0:23:19only 25 miles left to go.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Go on!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Where are you going? Come back.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29We need you!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Another one bites the dust. Come on! - Josh.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37It'll be your parents next.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38I'm going nowhere.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45The headmaster of the neighbouring school
0:23:45 > 0:23:47is accusing Michael of hitting him.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50HE COUGHS
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Excuse me.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- And did he?- No!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Findlay has a vendetta against Michael
0:24:05 > 0:24:07because he can do his job properly.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11The parents believe that Michael poses a threat to the students.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16They found out about him getting arrested for assaulting you
0:24:16 > 0:24:17when he was younger.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20He might've killed me.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I think if they knew the reason why, they wouldn't be...
0:24:23 > 0:24:26quite so judgemental.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28There's no point dredging up the past.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31There's a serious chance that Michael could lose his job.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33He's always done his own thing. Why stop now?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39You must think I'm a monster.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Will you help?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Mikey doesn't know you're here?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45No.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48I'll talk to Gerard.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49His uncle and I used to work down the docks.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Gerard's all right, he's just a bit highly strung.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55I know where he has his lunch.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18FIRE ALARM BEEPS
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- Right, that's us. We've got to go. - Don't stop.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22No, we can't, it's procedure.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24But it's probably just a false alarm.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26You obviously don't know this place, do you?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Keep moving to the assembly point, please.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Oi, fingers crossed we might get the afternoon off.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Start the party early. - What party?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47It's just a get-together to celebrate my birthday.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Sounds great.- Count us in.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09No need to get excited. I'm sure it's just a test.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Stay in your classes. Do not try my patience!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Disaster averted. Fire in the boiler house.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- I managed to put it out. - Well done.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20I hope it's not too serious.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Who cares? It's just a school.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25We need to make up for lost time.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26We've already lost three of the team.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- The parents have took them home. - This is whack, Fam.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31We're never going to complete the course in time.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32That's the sponsor money gone.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Look it was a nice idea, yeah?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36But I don't need my own kayak anyway.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Quitters never win. Winners never quit.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41We're going to do this.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43I can't do any more. I'm knackered.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Oh, I have got just the thing. Back in a minute.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Whoops!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Overdoing the sherry a bit, eh?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57You don't look well.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Yeah, I think I must be coming down with something...
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Come and have a sit down, I'll make you a cup of tea...
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- No, no I'm fine. - No, come on, I insist.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Hey, you lot. Get your lunch down you. We're on a mission.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- You what?- We're men down.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22We won't get across the finish line without a bit of moral support.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Give the boys a bit of a boost. Cheer them home.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Should be enough costumes to fit you all.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Is this a joke?
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Come on, it'll be a laugh.- You wear it then.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34All right.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36This I've got to see.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Please, Mum, don't do this...
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Mum?
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- No way. You serious? - I had her young... Come on.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Everyone else is up for it.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46I'm not everyone else.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Suit yourself.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52How many students is that?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- 13.- So far.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55What, you don't think that's it?
0:27:55 > 0:28:00We'll be collecting our P45s before you can say "mass exodus".
0:28:00 > 0:28:02If only we'd been able to prevent the article
0:28:02 > 0:28:04going up in the first place...
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Can I have your attention, folks?
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Did any of you have your students leaving class during fourth period?
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Are we to round up the usual suspects?
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Just preliminary inquiries.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15None of mine.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19No.. I don't think so...
0:28:19 > 0:28:21You all right? You're shaking.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Oh, yeah, I just I haven't been sleeping much. I'm a mother.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28- I worry.- What's he done now?
0:28:29 > 0:28:31We don't seem to be able to connect.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34I keep asking myself, "What am I doing wrong?"
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Firemen are in your office.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40We'll catch up later.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43- Have you called Lorraine? - Did I? She nearly chewed me ear off!
0:28:44 > 0:28:46All right?
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Hey. Hey!
0:28:49 > 0:28:50Earth to Imogen.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Sorry.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- You OK?- Mum does my head in, that's all.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Snap.
0:29:02 > 0:29:03- Fancy a swig?- Where did you get that?
0:29:03 > 0:29:06Where do you think? Most women keep make-up in their handbag,
0:29:06 > 0:29:08but my mum's not most women.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10I thought I had problems.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16I feel like I can tell you anything.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18Funny, innit?
0:29:21 > 0:29:23What's wrong?
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Nothing. Nothing, I've... I've got to go.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40- Thanks for your time.- No problem.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42- Well?- Fire was contained to the boiler room.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45- We got lucky this time. - How do you work that out?
0:29:45 > 0:29:48The gas pipe to the boiler was corroded.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51We're fortunate not to be pulling students from the rubble.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53- It was on the list to be replaced. - It doesn't matter now,
0:29:53 > 0:29:56- the fire officer's condemned it. - How much is that going to cost?
0:29:56 > 0:29:59- A lot less than if the whole place went up.- Do we know what started it?
0:29:59 > 0:30:02Initially they thought one of the kids was having a crafty cig.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05But now it turns out there was an accelerant used.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07We definitely have an arsonist on our hands.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Great. Like things aren't bad enough already.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14Five, six, seven, eight.
0:30:14 > 0:30:15THEY CHANT: Two, four, six, eight
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Who do we appreciate?
0:30:17 > 0:30:19Go Josh!
0:30:19 > 0:30:21Go Phoenix!
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Go Tariq!
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Wow! Not bad...for a fat girl.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Better than you, cupcake.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32Come on, boys, really push it, you're nearly there.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Right, come on, let's cheer them on!
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Five, six, seven, eight.
0:30:36 > 0:30:37DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:30:38 > 0:30:41LAUGHTER
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Ten seconds left.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51One last push. Come on!
0:30:52 > 0:30:57Five, four, three, two, one...
0:30:57 > 0:31:00ALL CHEER
0:31:05 > 0:31:07The moment of truth...
0:31:08 > 0:31:1032.3.
0:31:12 > 0:31:1331.6.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16That's still not enough.
0:31:17 > 0:31:18Check that out!
0:31:21 > 0:31:2218 dead!
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Just over 80.
0:31:32 > 0:31:33We've smashed it!
0:31:33 > 0:31:36ALL CHEER
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Looks like you'll get your kayaking gear after all.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49You better not forget about us when you're picking up the gold...
0:31:49 > 0:31:51Yeah, right...
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Look, guys, thanks.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56I really couldn't have done it without you.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Couldn't have done it without Sally though, eh? Hip hip!
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Hooray.
0:32:04 > 0:32:09I swear my man still thinks he's in Hogwarts.
0:32:09 > 0:32:14- Sorry to break up the party.- They've done it. Brilliant effort.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17- How much have you all raised?- Miss Donnegan...- About a grand, I reckon.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20- And the rest. The bucket's heaving. - That's good.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23- Cos the money's going to go towards the new boiler.- What?
0:32:23 > 0:32:24Someone at the school started that fire,
0:32:24 > 0:32:26the whole place could have gone up.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29So unless the guilty party owns up to it, you'll all have to pay.
0:32:29 > 0:32:30That's not fair!
0:32:30 > 0:32:33So sue me. I am not your free ride.
0:32:33 > 0:32:37I want that sponsorship money on Mr Byrne's desk by the end of the week.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Carry on.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Same again.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Gerard.
0:32:56 > 0:32:57What you doing with her?
0:32:57 > 0:32:58Charming.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Miss Diamond here tells me
0:33:02 > 0:33:05you've got into a spot of bother with Mikey.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Well, you know what he's like.
0:33:07 > 0:33:08What did you do to your arm?
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Elbow. Sprained it. He's a...
0:33:13 > 0:33:16Aye. Thought so. Not a peep out you.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Game's up, Gerard.
0:33:18 > 0:33:19The whole thing's a con.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21He still put you into a coma, didn't he?
0:33:21 > 0:33:25That's between me and him so you do me a favour - back off my son.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28It's out of my hands. The parents are up in arms.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Speak to them, not me.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34Can I get you one?
0:33:34 > 0:33:36You were always a prat.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Take care of yourself, Billy.
0:33:46 > 0:33:47I tried.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49So that's it?
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Michael wouldn't want me to get involved.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54You're both as stubborn as each other, you know that, don't you?
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Some things aren't easy to forget.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Maybe you just need to be the bigger man.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08And if you guys want to use the gym at the health club, let me know.
0:34:08 > 0:34:09Get you in at a discount.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Haven't you got somewhere to be?
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Not really. We're just hanging out.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18Well, thanks for everything. See you around.
0:34:18 > 0:34:19Can't you take a hint?
0:34:22 > 0:34:23Imogen!
0:34:28 > 0:34:29You OK?
0:34:31 > 0:34:34It's all right. I know when I'm not wanted.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37Don't take it personally. They're all a bit cliquey anyway.
0:34:37 > 0:34:41I was talking about Imogen. She thinks I show her up.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45It's not embarrassment, Sally. It's jealousy.
0:34:45 > 0:34:46What?
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Look at you. You could be mistaken for her sister.
0:34:49 > 0:34:50Leave it out.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54So how about that drink then?
0:34:54 > 0:34:57Look, Angus, you're a lovely lad but...
0:34:57 > 0:34:59well, thing is, it's Imogen's birthday...
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Oh, are you going to this party as well then?
0:35:02 > 0:35:05She's having a party?
0:35:05 > 0:35:06Why didn't she tell me?
0:35:06 > 0:35:10At that age, isn't she? Like to do their own thing.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13You should really think about yourself for a change.
0:35:15 > 0:35:16Text me your number.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27Where have you been?
0:35:27 > 0:35:28Mum needed me, sir.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Take a seat.
0:35:31 > 0:35:3450, 60...
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Rhiannon. D'you mind? We're trying to watch a film.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40But Miss Donnegan wants it bagged by tomorrow morning.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Well, it'll have to wait until after the bell.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54- Are you OK?- Yeah. Just watching the film.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59I thought you were only kidding about drinking.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Who cares, eh?
0:36:03 > 0:36:07Connor, will you stop messing about and concentrate.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12What's wrong with you?
0:36:12 > 0:36:15I think he might be coming down with something.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21Headmaster's office. Now.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23- Look at this before you make up your mind.- You again, Gerard.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26Yeah, I wanted to catch the parents at home time.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29Just to remind them they're welcome back to Havelock if they so wish.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32I can assure you that I pose absolutely no threat
0:36:32 > 0:36:35- to your children.- So what's this? A fashion accessory?
0:36:35 > 0:36:37If you're so adamant that I attacked you,
0:36:37 > 0:36:40- then why didn't you go to the police?- What's the point?
0:36:40 > 0:36:43You'll just wriggle off the hook like you did the last time.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53All right, Mikey.
0:37:00 > 0:37:04Gerard Findlay's a fraud. There's nothing wrong with his arm...
0:37:04 > 0:37:06I have a slight sprain. The doctor said I should wear this
0:37:06 > 0:37:09- as a precaution.- The barman told me
0:37:09 > 0:37:12he hit his head on a table trying to swing for my son.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Doesn't change the fact he nearly killed you though, does it?
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Once a thug, always a thug.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19My name's William Byrne.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21I'm Michael's father.
0:37:22 > 0:37:26It's true he put me in hospital, but that was a long time ago.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28I was in intensive care for three days.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33I deserved every punch and every kick.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39I don't know about you, but I reckon you reap what you sow.
0:37:39 > 0:37:44An eye for an eye, that's what you get.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48It's what you get for being a wife beater.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51I never pressed charges cos I knew my family
0:37:51 > 0:37:54had suffered enough already.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56He's still got a violent streak as wide as the M8.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58I'd quit while I was ahead if I were you.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03I don't need his help.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Who's the bigger man now?
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Imogen, Imogen!
0:38:23 > 0:38:25Imogen!
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Why aren't you wearing your hearing aids?
0:38:27 > 0:38:31I don't need them. I like the solitude.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33I'm fine with being deaf.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37What do all your friends think about it?
0:38:37 > 0:38:40If you're so cool with it, why are you hiding it from them?
0:38:40 > 0:38:43What is it with you and this place? Can't you keep away?
0:38:43 > 0:38:46- I only came back to offer you a lift. - No thanks.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48- I thought I could help you get ready for tonight.- Why?
0:38:48 > 0:38:50You want to look nice, don't you? I could at least do your hair
0:38:50 > 0:38:53or something. Spend a bit of girly time together.
0:38:53 > 0:38:54Will you stop crowding me?!
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Hi, it's me.
0:39:13 > 0:39:14Do you still fancy that drink?
0:39:23 > 0:39:26Come in.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Christine, have a seat.
0:39:31 > 0:39:32Thank you.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39- Well, it looks like Connor may have been drinking.- What?
0:39:39 > 0:39:42A bottle of vodka. In class.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49I should've er... I should've said something before
0:39:49 > 0:39:51but I took Audrey's advice...
0:39:51 > 0:39:52Audrey?
0:39:54 > 0:39:57We found another bottle of vodka in my classroom.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Connor admitted it was his for some party.
0:40:01 > 0:40:05Audrey thought we should deal with it ourselves, but...
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Well, obviously that hasn't worked.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10I've tried reasoning with him, but he won't listen.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14He's such a big lad, he....
0:40:20 > 0:40:21Does he hit you?
0:40:25 > 0:40:27No.
0:40:27 > 0:40:31But he scares me.
0:40:31 > 0:40:32Imagine that.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Scared of your own son.
0:40:47 > 0:40:48In you come.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57Your mother's been telling me what's happening.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01How long have you been drinking?
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Is that what she told you?
0:41:07 > 0:41:08Well?
0:41:09 > 0:41:13- I bought it for a party tonight. - What party?
0:41:13 > 0:41:16Round at the school house. Imogen's birthday.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18I drew the short straw to go and get it.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20Right, I'll need the address of the off-licence.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23I don't remember. All offies look the same to me.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25You're in detention for the rest of the week.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28And in the meantime, get yourself home and sober up a little bit.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31And you can forget about the party. You're grounded until further notice.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Can I go now?
0:41:40 > 0:41:42I am so sorry.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45I just really don't know what to do with him, Michael.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Cheers, boys. The door's open round the side.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Well, you changed your mind.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Yeah, maybe I was a bit rash. My way of an apology.
0:41:58 > 0:42:02- What, to the students or to me? - Take your pick.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04And there are six?
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Yeah, after-school kayaking club.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- I reckon Tariq's going to need some company.- Yeah and I reckon
0:42:09 > 0:42:11the kids money went a lot further than we thought.
0:42:11 > 0:42:12I might have topped it up a bit.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16I don't get you. You won't pay for a boiler, and then you splurge...
0:42:16 > 0:42:19Kayaks are fun! Now listen, I've booked the table for dinner.
0:42:19 > 0:42:20Sian, you coming?
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Erm...
0:42:22 > 0:42:24I think I might give it a miss tonight.
0:42:24 > 0:42:25See you later.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27Michael...
0:42:27 > 0:42:30Don't you think you at least owe your dad a thank you?
0:42:30 > 0:42:32I don't owe him anything.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39- There you go, birthday girl.- Thanks.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41Come on everybody. Dig in.
0:42:42 > 0:42:43Did you make them?
0:42:43 > 0:42:46Dry run for the wedding.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49Right, this is your lot. It's all we've got in the freezer.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51Aw sorry. I didn't realise I'd asked so many people.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57Still no sign?
0:42:57 > 0:42:59You going to have a stag do, Mr B?
0:42:59 > 0:43:02- At least you know where to find your stripper.- You better not.
0:43:02 > 0:43:06Fear not, the night before my nuptials shall be a sedate affair.
0:43:06 > 0:43:10Going to save all your energy for the big night, eh, sir?
0:43:10 > 0:43:11Somebody get me a sick bucket.
0:43:13 > 0:43:14I thought you weren't coming.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16Wouldn't have missed it for the world.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18You've sobered up then?
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Yeah.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Aww... They're obviously in love.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28It's so sweet.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Old people having sex. Should be a law against it.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Doesn't seem to bother Gus.
0:43:34 > 0:43:35Where is he, anyway?
0:43:35 > 0:43:36CLEARS THROAT
0:43:38 > 0:43:40What?
0:43:42 > 0:43:45She's always on at me.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48I wasn't the one who walked out on us for someone else.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54That didn't touch the sides.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57What do you think? Do you think she's jealous?
0:43:59 > 0:44:02I dunno. I'd love a mum like you.
0:44:04 > 0:44:09All I want is for us to be friends. Is that so much to ask? Is it?
0:44:10 > 0:44:12I mean...
0:44:12 > 0:44:14Do I seem like a bad person to you?
0:44:16 > 0:44:17I think you're lovely.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Your round.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29You realise I'll be the laughing stock.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32Anyone who laughs will have to deal with me.
0:44:32 > 0:44:33You're so sweet...
0:44:34 > 0:44:36But?
0:44:36 > 0:44:37I hear a "but" coming.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40No, it's just...
0:44:40 > 0:44:42What? What is it?
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Hit the lights.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50I'm sorry it's not the full monty
0:44:50 > 0:44:54but it's the best I could do in the circumstances...
0:44:54 > 0:44:55Blow it out!
0:44:55 > 0:44:58Only if you promise not to sing happy birthday.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00ALL CHEER
0:45:04 > 0:45:07- Did you make a wish?- Yeah.
0:45:09 > 0:45:10What was it?
0:45:10 > 0:45:13If I tell you, it won't come true.
0:45:18 > 0:45:19WOLF WHISTLE
0:45:22 > 0:45:24Where's the birthday girl then?
0:45:26 > 0:45:28Get off!
0:45:28 > 0:45:29And who's this?
0:45:29 > 0:45:31My mum.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37I'll get a corkscrew.
0:45:46 > 0:45:47You got a corkscrew?
0:45:47 > 0:45:49- Over there.- Thanks.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54She wanted to pop in.
0:45:54 > 0:45:55Ker-ching!
0:45:55 > 0:45:57The night ain't over yet.
0:45:59 > 0:46:00Hey, Mrs Stewart.
0:46:01 > 0:46:02Connor, isn't it?
0:46:02 > 0:46:05I don't mean to be rude but would you mind leaving?
0:46:05 > 0:46:09Imogen doesn't want you here.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11She won't even talk to me now?
0:46:11 > 0:46:13My own daughter?
0:46:13 > 0:46:15What's your problem? She's not doing any harm.
0:46:15 > 0:46:16It's Imogen's party.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19And she's with me. So back off.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30Thanks.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32Don't worry about it.
0:46:32 > 0:46:34You're so sweet...
0:46:34 > 0:46:36You don't deserve to be spoken to like that.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Now where's that drink...?
0:46:52 > 0:46:53I'll be back in a sec.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00Can I use your room?
0:47:00 > 0:47:04My room? In my bed?
0:47:04 > 0:47:05Get lost.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11Upstairs, to the right, it's the one right in front of you, OK?
0:47:16 > 0:47:18Where were we?
0:47:21 > 0:47:23Can't you see? Imogen doesn't want her here.
0:47:23 > 0:47:26Imogen, is that true?
0:47:26 > 0:47:27OK.
0:47:29 > 0:47:33Grantly, you need to get the lady in red to leave.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35Why me?
0:47:35 > 0:47:38It's bad enough having to wait on them hand, foot and finger.
0:47:38 > 0:47:40Can't you see the poor lass is upset?
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Not that one.
0:48:05 > 0:48:06Bingo.
0:48:09 > 0:48:14Your mum gate crashing your own party? Well embarrassing.
0:48:14 > 0:48:16Imogen should have invited her.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18The Bible says we must respect our elders.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20Do you always do what your mum says?
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Of course.
0:48:22 > 0:48:25That's what I make her believe anyway.
0:48:25 > 0:48:26So what's she like then?
0:48:26 > 0:48:30Strict. Funny. Always laughing.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Even when things aren't funny.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35Especially when things are not funny.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37What do you mean?
0:48:37 > 0:48:38She makes good out of bad situations.
0:48:40 > 0:48:41I love her very much.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45Did I mention strict?
0:48:45 > 0:48:46That bad?
0:48:48 > 0:48:50I've got something of yours.
0:48:53 > 0:48:54My French homework?
0:48:54 > 0:48:56What do I get in return?
0:48:56 > 0:48:57That's not very charitable.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59Charity is for those who deserve it.
0:48:59 > 0:49:01I haven't got any money.
0:49:01 > 0:49:02I don't want money.
0:49:03 > 0:49:05What do you want then?
0:49:05 > 0:49:06A cultural attache.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08What's one of those when they're at home?
0:49:08 > 0:49:10Someone who can teach me about the British culture.
0:49:10 > 0:49:14TV, Music, Fashion.
0:49:14 > 0:49:17You want me to teach you about fashion?
0:49:17 > 0:49:20On second thoughts, two out of the three isn't bad.
0:49:21 > 0:49:22Eiffel Tower!
0:49:22 > 0:49:26You can relax now. The main thing is she's gone.
0:49:26 > 0:49:27I suppose.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30So what were you going to tell me earlier?
0:49:33 > 0:49:36Do you really like me?
0:49:36 > 0:49:38I mean you're not just saying it...?
0:49:40 > 0:49:42You're amazing.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44I feel like I can be myself around you.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46No lies. No secrets.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53Look, if you're not interested, just say...
0:50:12 > 0:50:14- SHE MOUTHS:- I'm deaf.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17Deaf?
0:50:17 > 0:50:19Does it matter?
0:50:51 > 0:50:55Slow down. It's not a race...
0:50:55 > 0:50:57You're just so fit, that's all.
0:50:57 > 0:50:58You've got an amazing body.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09PHONE RINGS
0:51:16 > 0:51:19It's for you.
0:51:19 > 0:51:20Hello?
0:51:20 > 0:51:22Mrs Mulgrew....
0:51:24 > 0:51:26Has he now?
0:51:27 > 0:51:28Do you want another drink?
0:51:28 > 0:51:30You're fine where you are.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33You. Home now.
0:51:33 > 0:51:34Why, what's he done?
0:51:34 > 0:51:37Well, he's supposed to be grounded.
0:51:39 > 0:51:41Are you trying to get me into trouble?
0:51:42 > 0:51:43See you tomorrow, then.
0:51:48 > 0:51:51- Oi, Imogen. I thought your mum had gone home.- She has.
0:51:51 > 0:51:55Well, who's that old hag giving Gus a biology lesson in Phoenix's room?
0:51:55 > 0:51:58- Guess that's that tenner gone then.- What?!
0:52:07 > 0:52:08Wait...
0:52:08 > 0:52:10there's something digging into my back.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15Oh, it's Phoenix's alarm clock.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17MUSICAL ALARM PLAYS
0:52:21 > 0:52:23You're such a slag!
0:52:23 > 0:52:25- Ow!!- How could you do this to me?
0:52:25 > 0:52:28- That's enough, you two.- What do you think you're doing? He's a kid!
0:52:28 > 0:52:31He's 18. It was just a bit of fun...
0:52:31 > 0:52:35He had a bet on. Bet his mates he could go all the way. Sex for money.
0:52:35 > 0:52:36Do you know what that makes you?
0:52:51 > 0:52:54On your own?
0:52:54 > 0:52:55Come in.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57HE COUGHS
0:53:08 > 0:53:10I've come to apologise.
0:53:10 > 0:53:13I thought Michael would be a little more gracious.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16Don't worry about it. I didn't get my hopes up.
0:53:17 > 0:53:19HE COUGHS
0:53:22 > 0:53:26- Can I get you a dram?- No thank you, I'm driving.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28Never mind then.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31- COUGHING:- I don't get many visitors.
0:53:31 > 0:53:35- Certainly none as pretty as you. - I'm sorry, I...
0:53:35 > 0:53:38I really thought he'd change his mind.
0:53:38 > 0:53:44- COUGHING:- I hope Mikey realises... what a good friend you are to him.
0:53:44 > 0:53:47Are you OK?
0:53:47 > 0:53:50HE COUGHS AND CHOKES
0:53:54 > 0:53:57I'm sorry.
0:53:57 > 0:53:58I'm really sorry.
0:53:58 > 0:54:00- I just want...- What?
0:54:02 > 0:54:03To keep you safe.
0:54:05 > 0:54:06- Be there for you.- Not this again.
0:54:10 > 0:54:14I had meningitis as a kid. She totally missed the signs.
0:54:14 > 0:54:19- It was my fault.- It happened. It's done, I'm fine.
0:54:20 > 0:54:22It doesn't mean you have to keep looking over my shoulder
0:54:22 > 0:54:26- every five minutes.- All I want is to be part of your life.
0:54:26 > 0:54:28No, you don't.
0:54:28 > 0:54:32You want my life but you've had your turn.
0:54:32 > 0:54:36If you two promise not to kill each other, I'll be downstairs.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42So I'm consigned to the scrap heap, am I?
0:54:42 > 0:54:47I've given birth to you, served my purpose? Game over.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Your dad's already traded me in for a younger model.
0:54:49 > 0:54:54He left us four years ago, Mum. Four years. What do I get?
0:54:55 > 0:54:58Four years of you breathing down my neck,
0:54:58 > 0:54:59constantly looking over my shoulder.
0:54:59 > 0:55:02It's like living with two shadows.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04I can't take it any more.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06- I only try to do what's best for you. - What?
0:55:06 > 0:55:09Hiding my deafness like some dirty little secret?
0:55:09 > 0:55:12But people treat you differently when...
0:55:12 > 0:55:14When you're disabled.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16That's nothing to do with it.
0:55:16 > 0:55:18You're ashamed because you think it was your fault.
0:55:20 > 0:55:24You make me feel ashamed. I'm not having it any more.
0:55:24 > 0:55:25I'm sorry.
0:55:27 > 0:55:29- I'm sorry.- Let's just go.
0:55:33 > 0:55:38- Here's to no more nasty surprises. - I'll second that.
0:55:38 > 0:55:42A toast - to the victor, the spoils.
0:55:42 > 0:55:43I spoke too soon.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46That's OK, I invited him.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Well, this is cosy.
0:55:48 > 0:55:50- Mr Findlay.- Sit down.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53- Have a glass of wine.- I'll not be staying long.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56Look, this doesn't need to be a war.
0:55:56 > 0:55:58Don't you think it's time we worked together?
0:55:58 > 0:56:03Joint drama productions, debating competitions, sports, you name it.
0:56:03 > 0:56:05You're unbelievable.
0:56:05 > 0:56:06The offer's on the table.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09Yeah, I'll think about it.
0:56:11 > 0:56:16- You are such a soft touch.- Hmm, says she! How many canoes did you buy?
0:56:17 > 0:56:20- Fancy another?- No, better not.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22I think I'll head back to the office,
0:56:22 > 0:56:25start laying out some ideas for Findlay to look at.
0:56:25 > 0:56:29- Now?- Yeah. No time like the present. - Do you ever switch off?- Do you?
0:56:41 > 0:56:43What part of grounded don't you understand?
0:56:47 > 0:56:51I'd be very careful if I were you.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54Wouldn't want Mr Byrne finding out your secret, would you?
0:56:54 > 0:56:58SHE LAUGHS As if he'd listen to a word you say.
0:56:58 > 0:57:01Turns out you did me a massive favour today.
0:57:01 > 0:57:05He thinks you're nothing but trouble.
0:57:05 > 0:57:07Good going, son.
0:57:07 > 0:57:08Cheers.
0:57:15 > 0:57:18- Liberty.- Hi, Gus.
0:57:18 > 0:57:19You here for the competition?
0:57:19 > 0:57:22You have crushed that girl's self-esteem.
0:57:22 > 0:57:24You're trying to settle some old score
0:57:24 > 0:57:27because I didn't want you teaching at my school. Well, I'm warning you!
0:57:27 > 0:57:32Stay out of my face or I will make your life a living hell.
0:57:32 > 0:57:33AIR HORN BLARES
0:57:35 > 0:57:37Please.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40- Please stay.- I'm not saying we can't do it again.
0:57:40 > 0:57:42Just...
0:57:42 > 0:57:43I've got to be somewhere.
0:57:44 > 0:57:47If he has touched so much as a hair on her head...
0:57:47 > 0:57:49Please, let me go.
0:57:49 > 0:57:52You're to call the paper and tell them you were wrong!
0:57:58 > 0:58:00Mum!
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