0:00:02 > 0:00:04"I love thee with the breath, smiles, tears
0:00:04 > 0:00:06"of all my life."
0:00:06 > 0:00:08(And I mean every word.)
0:00:08 > 0:00:12- You two made up, then? - Yeah, thanks, Mr Chalk.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13Glad I could help.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15You've been busy, sorting out everyone's kids.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19What would I know, eh? Not being a parent myself.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23- I'm dying. - I buried you a long time ago, Dad.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Here I am. Are you surprised or...what?
0:00:26 > 0:00:29- Mum! Mum. - Leave me alone!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32SHE CRIES IN DISTRESS
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Mum, Mum, it's Connor. Mum...
0:00:51 > 0:00:52SMOKE ALARM
0:00:52 > 0:00:54HE COUGHS
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- What are you lot up to? - Suffocating!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59SMOKE ALARM CONTINUES
0:01:18 > 0:01:21It's me. Why are you doing this?
0:01:23 > 0:01:27I don't have that sort of money, Trevor, you know I don't!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Everything all right, Miss? - Yeah, yeah, couldn't be better.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34You just go and get your breakfast.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38SMOKE ALARM STILL GOING
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Who burnt the toast?
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- What's going on, love?- Nowt. I've just got a lot on my mind, that's all.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- We're starving. - Well, I can't do everything, can I?!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Why didn't you come and get me? I could've sorted this.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55The wedding arrangements have been getting on top of us,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57which is why... I've been thinking...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I want to call the wedding off!
0:01:59 > 0:02:00SMOKE ALARM STOPS
0:02:04 > 0:02:07What? Why?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Well, it's all just getting a bit too much, isn't it? Hmm?
0:02:09 > 0:02:14All the organising and the planning... It's driving us all mad.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15- You're not wrong.- SHUT IT!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19What are you saying exactly?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Just keep it simple, you know, small..
0:02:21 > 0:02:23None of this fuss and expense.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- I thought that's what you wanted. - Not really.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I see.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35(So you don't want to marry me any more?)
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Course I do...
0:02:38 > 0:02:41SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Just not now. Some other time. In the holidays. Eh?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Yeah? Just keep it simple, like.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Why didn't you say so in the first place, you daft apeth?
0:02:51 > 0:02:56- I've made arrangements... - Erm... So is the wedding off, then?
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Postponed.- Which means you lot can get to school! Sharpish.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- But what about breakf...? - Out!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Something's going on.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- What are you doing? - Checking the call history.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Maggie were on the phone to someone earlier.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Why are you even bothered?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Cos she's in trouble, I just know it.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Hey, you all right, Sian, you dirty stop-out? It's me again.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Madi, d'you remember Home Alone kid?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Just call me, yeah?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45OMG! Saw Mr "X" today...
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Mr X!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49SHE MAKES KISSING NOISES
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Oi, that's mine! Give it to me! - Sure. We don't want them...
0:03:52 > 0:03:55What d'you think you're doing?! Keep your grubby hands off my stuff!
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Just leave it. Get lost! It's private!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- Out the way, ripped hunk of a man coming through.- What? Where?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Got to look fly for my girl, Liberty, now we're an item and that.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16What? You, fly?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Joshua, don't be like that. Just cos you're not my type.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Oh, I'm not your type? Ah, I am gutted (!)
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Is it the fact I'm a man
0:04:23 > 0:04:26or the fact I'm a mentalist that you've got a problem with?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- Bit of both, to be honest?- Not any more, been signed off by my shrink.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Serious? You're cured?- No, mate.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I've got schizophrenia. It's not something you get over.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38But I don't have to see her every week so I'm as free as a bird.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42First day of the rest of my life and I can't wait. My dad'll be made up.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Still not doing it for me though.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51About time! Got a new fella, then?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53What makes you think I've got a new fella?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Well, you've been out all night, you didn't answer my calls...
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Same clothes... Must be a guy.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Well if you must know, Miss Marple,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I went for a drink with Lorraine and then I decided to stay over.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Is that all right with you, Mumsy?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Good.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10What's all this?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Oh, it's the rest of my stuff. Guess you're stuck with me now.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Right... - That is OK, isn't it?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20It's just... You didn't let me know these were coming.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- You can't assume you can land this kind of thing on me. - But I didn't know...
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Right, OK. Look, we haven't got time to talk about it now
0:05:26 > 0:05:28but we will later, OK?
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Definitely Glasgow, as long as I can get him to agree.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Well...
0:05:38 > 0:05:42..why don't you aim... a little higher?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Oxbridge?- Mmm. - It's a bit far, isn't it?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47What's this? Auditions for The X Factor?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- University applications. - I thought the kids decided.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52They do, but we try to steer them in the right direction.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Like cattle, you mean. - Obviously not.- Good!
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Which is why today's work experience initiative will be a great opportunity.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Introduce them to my world. Though I won't be leading it. My head man's stepping in to work his magic.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Shame they won't get to hear it directly from you (!) - They don't need to.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Good business is all about delegation.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14At least it'll give some of them an idea of the options open to them.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Like earning money instead of getting into serious debt.- There's more to higher education than debt.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Cold baked beans and binge-drinking spring to mind.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Hey, Zakie, it's me.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Say thanks to Mum for the stuff will ya?
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Nice touch sending them up in a couple of crummy boxes. Brilliant.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38What did I do, me?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Call me, yeah?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Cheer up, might never happen.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Mind you, back in my day I always had a face like a smacked arse too.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Not saying you've got a face like a smacked arse!
0:06:59 > 0:07:00shall I just shut up?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03It's just that school and me
0:07:03 > 0:07:06were never really a good match, if you know what I mean.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Gives me the shivers... Feel like I'm 12 again.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- I'm surprised you can remember that far back.- Oi! It's only, what...
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Yeah, fair enough. - So what are you doing here, then?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I'm here to do some training for work experience at Lorraine's...
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Miss Donnegan's call-centre.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Wicked. Well that's us Year 13s. Lucky for us.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29We'll see.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34I would show you in but I've got to...get these inside.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Go on, I'll give you a hand. - Nice one.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- This one's a bit heavy. Can you manage?- Yeah.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Don't get me wrong, I'm all for Uni. I just love winding Michael up.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Don't we all?
0:07:56 > 0:08:01Sian, talk some sense, will you? Lorraine's plugging life experience over higher education.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I couldn't agree more. I'm all for getting out into the big bad world.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- But you've been in education all your life.- Yeah, I know, and look where it's got me!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10From school to Uni and back again.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Maybe I should've sucked the marrow out of life a bit more, that's all.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15What's brought all this on?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Or rather "who".
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Er...am I missing something?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Never you mind. You just concentrate on Josh and Oxbridge.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Josh isn't Oxbridge material.
0:08:30 > 0:08:35- I don't know. I think I'm just missing Janeece and Cheryl. - Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Do something to take your mind off them.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Well, I was thinking of maybe, erm... fostering.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Excellent idea.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45What, you don't think I'd make a pig's ear of it?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Daniel...
0:08:46 > 0:08:50as Tariq's so fond of saying, you need to grow a pair.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Hey! How are the impending nuptials coming along?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57They're not, if you must know. Margaret's called it off.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- We're just having a quiet do during the holidays. - Why did she change her mind?
0:09:02 > 0:09:06I think it's better not to try to fathom the depths of the female psyche, don't you?
0:09:06 > 0:09:11Cos that's so much easier than the male psyche trying to figure out what it did wrong.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- I did nothing wrong. - Apart from, as far as I can see, moan and groan and grumble and chunter
0:09:15 > 0:09:18about cost, about organisation, about Maggie.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- She probably thinks you don't want her.- Nothing could be further from the truth.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Well, Professor Einstein, maybe you need to prove that.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I'll do it today.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Today?- Yeah. You're right.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36The sooner can I sweep Margaret off her feet,
0:09:36 > 0:09:40the sooner we can settle into a state of blissful married stagnation.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Don't tell her. (Best keep it as a surprise.)
0:09:56 > 0:10:00I have decided to apply for Uni. Then I'll be out of your way, too.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Good.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Excellent.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I mean, I think that is a really positive step.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Spread your wings, get your independence.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Meaning you want me out of your hair, right?- No.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Meaning I think it'll open up a whole new world of opportunities for you.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I went to Uni and it was the making of me. Why don't we talk about this later?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- All right.- Good.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Inside, young lady.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- What's going on? - I couldn't wait to see you again. - Seriously. What are you doing here?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Opening young minds to the world of work.
0:10:37 > 0:10:42- Why didn't you just tell me? - I wanted to surprise you.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- How about lunch? - I would love to. Yeah.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Good, leave it with me.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Not here. - Just try stopping me.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Oh, now, now, you two, leave it out. Work to do, Mr Keats.
0:10:55 > 0:11:00- Exploiting child labour. Can't wait. - Get in before I sack you.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Well? Come on then, how's it going?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yeah, it's early days but...
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I think he's good for me. Thank you for introducing us.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Hey, no problem. As long as you don't take his mind off the important stuff, like work.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Right, here we go.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Morning!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27OK. So this is what the future looks like, is it?
0:11:27 > 0:11:32- Where is your get-up-and-go? - Got up and gone!
0:11:34 > 0:11:38There is a whole wide world out there waiting to be conquered, so who's going to do it?
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- Carpe diem.- It's probably easier to seize the day as a multi-millionaire though.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44So true.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47How old are you lot? 17, yeah?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50OK, so by your age I'd already set up my own business,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53which I started in the school playground at 14.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54A bit like that one out there.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Selling mobile phone charms. No university for me.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I saw a gap in the market,
0:12:01 > 0:12:06and I worked my way up from phone accessories to a fully fledged telecommunications business.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Part of that is the call-centre some of you will be working in this afternoon.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- So what are we selling then? - Nothing.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15You are going to help people give.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Ray...
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Stress Less Giving is a gift-giving service.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25People phone in and you help them decide what gifts to buy.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Really? Can't wait (!)
0:12:27 > 0:12:31- Good. Ray is my right-hand man. - Ow!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Don't be fooled by the clowning around.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35What Ray doesn't know about selling's not worth knowing.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- When do we start? - More like when do we finish?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Hmm. Josh, can I have a word?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- ALL: Oooh! - Naughty, naughty.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50OK, so this morning we'll workshop some useful techniques
0:12:50 > 0:12:55and this afternoon we go live for some hands-on experience.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Wouldn't mind a bit of hands-on experience with him.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Come on, Mads, he's here to teach. Plus he's old enough to be your dad.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05So? I like older men.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Trust me, you're way out your depth in this one.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Maybe...
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Maybe not.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Look, I believe in calling a spade a spade,
0:13:18 > 0:13:22so tell me, is your problem the workshop, business or me?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Just got a lot on my mind. - Like what?
0:13:25 > 0:13:30- Josh is having a bit of a wobble about Uni, that's all. - I can speak for myself, thanks, Dad.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- I have got a tongue in my head, you know.- OK...
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Let's hear it.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39All right, well... I just want to sort my future.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43I've got loads to think about, which is cool, but I'm just not sure
0:13:43 > 0:13:46that spending the day in some poxy call-centre is going to help that.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51- This is all a bit late in the day, Josh.- No, it isn't. Not for me.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Maybe that's just because I'm a bit slow, you know... I'm not exactly Oxbridge material, am I?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Yeah, I've got ears as well.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I heard what you said, Dad.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Maybe I'll...leave you two to it.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- So, what, am I not good enough, is that it? - I can't believe you'd even say that.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17You know I've only ever got your best interests at heart.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Yeah, right.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23I thought you didn't want to go to university anyway. What? Suddenly it's Oxbridge.
0:14:23 > 0:14:29No, that's not the point, is it? The point is stop trying to make decisions for me.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34You're breathing down my neck all the time, I can't stand it!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40You all right, Tom?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Yeah. He's just confused.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Well, maybe it isn't all about him. - Meaning what?
0:14:49 > 0:14:53This has got absolutely nothing to do with you not wanting him to leave home?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55I don't know what you mean.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04The thought of him not being at home, it's like...losing a limb.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Lots of fathers get used to it.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I don't think we do.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Fathers or mothers.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I think they must just fake it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Did you want me for something?
0:15:19 > 0:15:20No.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- Actually, if I need to go out later, will you cover for me?- Yeah.
0:15:25 > 0:15:30# What's happening in my life? #
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- Think he's trouble? - No, I don't think so.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39He's got spirit, but I like that. Someone who questions things.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- Test him, yeah? See what he's made of.- Deal.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50MOBILE RINGS
0:15:53 > 0:15:56# Yeah, I been waiting for you
0:15:56 > 0:16:01# So my fate to show
0:16:01 > 0:16:04# You got to show me
0:16:04 > 0:16:07# If I wasn't in any pain
0:16:07 > 0:16:11# And my plans were full
0:16:11 > 0:16:16# Whoa, whoa. #
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- No offence, bruv, but I ain't selling something I don't believe in, right?- Good for you.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- So whatever bling you're trying to fob people off with, best be quality, yeah?- It is.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Whatever people want to buy, we point them in the right direction.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- So where does the money come from? - Oh, come on, it's not rocket science lad!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Basically, they have a database
0:16:40 > 0:16:43listing stock from hundreds and hundreds of companies...
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Enough to direct people to the most competitively priced.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49..so that even when a commission is added for them to cream off the top,
0:16:49 > 0:16:51it's still cheaper than buying on the high street.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I hope you're going to be this confident on the phones...
0:16:53 > 0:16:57IF selected. SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Where you all going? - Playground. It's break.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Not in the real world, Lord Sugar.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05What's the matter, Tariq? No stamina?
0:17:05 > 0:17:06This is slave labour.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Besides, we're about to do some role-play.- That's more like it.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13KNOCK AT THE DOOR
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Mm-hm? - It's about Maggie...
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Ms Croft to you.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Just...we think there's a reason she cancelled the wedding.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- Oh... Well done, Einstein.- We're trying to do you a favour here.
0:17:31 > 0:17:36Is that right? By telling me it's my fault, presumably.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39No! By telling you there's someone else.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Some bloke, Trevor. Look, we've got his number.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43She were on the phone to him this morning
0:17:43 > 0:17:47and then she changed her mind about the wedding.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Maybe she's going to dump you at the altar.- Get out.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Come on, Sir! She's been wedding-mad all week
0:17:52 > 0:17:55and then all of a sudden she changes her tune.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Get out now.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59But it doesn't make sense. And who's this Trevor when he's at home?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Get out!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Give.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Hello, my name is Budgen, Grantly Budgen. I, er...
0:18:33 > 0:18:36..believe that you've been in contact with my fiance...
0:18:37 > 0:18:39..Margaret Croft.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Right, I'll see you then.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I want to buy something for... my boyfriend.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52What's he like? Is he into his wheels...
0:18:52 > 0:18:55or what's his poison, you know what I mean?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Then again, what do you get a man who has everything?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- No, no, you can't flirt. - You're telling me he can't!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Let me try.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06No, we don't want the phones to melt, now, do we?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- ALL:- Ooh!
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Shut up!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13OK, fella, your turn.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20You know what? I'll take this one. I could do with the practice myself.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29Right, OK. I need to buy a really nice present for my mum
0:19:29 > 0:19:31because I love her to bits.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- OK, and what kind of gift are you looking for?- I don't know.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39She likes anything. Everything.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42What do you think? What would you buy your mum?
0:19:42 > 0:19:43M-me... Er...
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- OK, Josh here just lost us a sale. - What? No, I haven't.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Yes, you have. The one waiting in line
0:19:48 > 0:19:50while this mug's still making his mind up.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Don't waste time.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54OK, who's next? You two, come on down.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Everything OK, love?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Tickety boo. Just tickety boo.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27SHE CHUCKLES Best get on.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31About the wedding...
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Is there anything that you want to tell me?
0:20:35 > 0:20:39I mean, sooner rather than later.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Well, I snore a little bit, but you already know that, don't you?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Nothing else?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49No, why?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54No matter.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00I love you, Margaret Croft.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06SHE SOBS
0:21:10 > 0:21:13So, who's ready for action?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Good. And who'd rather stay here?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Depends. What's going on with the dough?
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Cos I ain't no slave, you know.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Don't worry, if you make a sale, you get commission.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Right, count me in.- Right, so those who are staying, get back to class.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28And the rest of you, behave and have fun.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30I'll see you when you get back!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34See you in a few hours. All right, good luck!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Shame you're not going.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45I have TWO university degrees, you know.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Really?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Yeah. Honorary ones.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53If you get rich and make a name for yourself,
0:21:53 > 0:21:56they hand them out like leaflets.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Why don't you go?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Everyone seems to think they know what's best for me.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05My dad, teachers, doctors, blah, blah, blah,...
0:22:05 > 0:22:08You know what? I've always done what I think's right for me.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Trust me, Josh, sometimes you've just got to follow your gut.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17OK.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20OK, I'll do it.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23Sir...
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- What?- I don't get this Othello stuff, I really don't.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I mean, is Iago supposed to be his friend or not?
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Triangles, Rhiannon, it's all about triangles.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33That's maths, isn't it?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Love triangles. "The green-eyed monster."
0:22:37 > 0:22:40See, Othello trusts his beloved
0:22:40 > 0:22:42unless there is "ocular proof" to the contrary.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Oh, you've lost me now.
0:22:44 > 0:22:49Right. Just carry on reading. I will be back presently.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Where d'you think he's off to, then?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57There's only one way to find out.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59So are you attached, then?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- HE CHUCKLES - Depends on who's asking?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Tariq.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Oh, well, in that case...
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Whoa? Please!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08THEY CHUCKLE
0:23:08 > 0:23:11I'm not gay or married...
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Could be attached. Does that about cover it?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15I suppose...
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Hey, Zakie boy. Yeah, I'm OK.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22So what is Mum playing at?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26You what?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29So what, she packed all my stuff off so she could move him in?
0:23:29 > 0:23:32But she's only known him a few months...
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Hey, how's it going?
0:23:33 > 0:23:37Yeah, good. She's a bit of a handful, though.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Just one of the many demanding teenagers
0:23:39 > 0:23:41we have to look after here.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Right, look here, I don't know who you are or what this is about,
0:23:59 > 0:24:01but do I have a rival for Margaret's affections?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Is it pistols at dawn? Is that it?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Are you her secret beau?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Not exactly.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11I'm her husband.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16No, no, I'm fine... What do I care, anyway?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I've got to go.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20I've got to go. Bye.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Hey...
0:24:34 > 0:24:35What's up? Are you OK?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39No.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Life sucks.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Oh, that old chestnut.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50You know, the trick is to pretend that it doesn't.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53That's what I do. And I reckon you're like me.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57So, c'mon, where's that smile, eh?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Whatever it is, from what I've seen,
0:24:59 > 0:25:03you're a tough cookie, you'll come bouncing back.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Really?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- D'you think so? - I know so.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Thanks.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Hey! Hang on!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Let's not get carried away, uh? - What?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19But I thought you liked me...
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Your loss, mate!
0:25:35 > 0:25:36SHE SIGHS
0:25:38 > 0:25:40We've been married for 15 years.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42I see.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Do you still love her? - Love her? Course not.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50It was just a bit of fun that backfired.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- We haven't seen each other in years. - Then, why are you here?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Because I can give her something that no other man can.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01My signature... on the divorce papers.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05She was never bothered about getting divorced before. She is now.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08For some reason.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12So sign.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Ah...
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Now, see, that's going to cost you.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Ooh... Blackmail.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22No, no, no. Payback.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24She made a fool out of me.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Go on, then. How much do you want, leech?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34£3,000.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40- I haven't got that kind of money. - So I've been told.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Shame.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Nice time of year for a wedding.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Wait...
0:26:50 > 0:26:54IF I pay, will you sign, go for good?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Yeah.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57COUGHING
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- Give me an hour.- Right.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Come on, guys.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17You OK, Mads? You were dead quiet on the bus.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Mum's moved her boyfriend Gary in. No going home now.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25Why? Don't you get on with him? Don't let 'em get to you, Mads.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28You're cool at Miss Diamond's anyway, aren't you?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30So, here we are...
0:27:34 > 0:27:37What's the big deal? It's just a room with a bunch of headsets.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Appearance isn't everything...
0:27:39 > 0:27:42I think it's got a good vibe, anyway,
0:27:42 > 0:27:43I like the feel of the place.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Good. Because this is the land of opportunity.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10What do you think's going to happen to Maggie if she's already married?
0:28:10 > 0:28:12And she ends up marrying Budgen?
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Prison.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17So, what are we going to do?
0:28:17 > 0:28:19YOU'RE going to have to follow Budgen.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22- But what about if he sees me? - You'll think of something.
0:28:28 > 0:28:32Remember, at the end of the phone, there's someone who needs your help.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35- What are we selling? - All kinds of tat, by the look of it.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38No, come on, think. We're selling generosity.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41Heart, soul and passion.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44Let's see if we can get some calls nailed before lunch. Who's first?
0:28:44 > 0:28:48- TELEPHONE RINGS - Hi! Welcome to Stress Less Giving.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51My name is Liberty, what can I do for you today?
0:28:52 > 0:28:55Yo... What you needing, bro?
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Perhaps I could interest you in a couple of our options...
0:28:59 > 0:29:02OK. 25th? That's a silver anniversary, right?
0:29:02 > 0:29:05OK, so why don't we go with a silver theme for the bouquet?
0:29:05 > 0:29:09And a nice trendy hand tie to keep things modern? Excellent.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12OK?
0:29:12 > 0:29:14You've called off the manhunt, then?
0:29:14 > 0:29:19- Just playing hard to get. - Let me know how that goes.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Yes. Um... Could I get your address, please?
0:29:22 > 0:29:25So that's 120 Edgeware Road...
0:29:37 > 0:29:39GLASS SHATTERS
0:29:39 > 0:29:40THEY CHEER
0:29:40 > 0:29:43For goodness sake, Maggie, be careful, will you?
0:29:43 > 0:29:46Hey. Some of us are working our fingers to the bone here.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50Yeah, and some of us can't think straight with you crashing about...
0:29:53 > 0:29:54Do you mind if I join you?
0:29:58 > 0:29:59Course not.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08What's going on with you?
0:30:08 > 0:30:11Someone here says you got off with Ray!
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Excuse me? Who the hell is saying that?
0:30:14 > 0:30:17What you looking at me for? No, no, not you, Sir.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20- Someone here posted it online. - Just be quiet, will you.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23- It wasn't you, was it?- As if. - You are so out of your depth.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- Back off, yeah! - I'm just saying it's a bit pervy.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28What's HE want with a school girl?
0:30:28 > 0:30:31Is that true? Did he try it on with you?
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Yeah, all right... Just a little bit.
0:30:33 > 0:30:34That's well out of order.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Cut the chat, you lot. Work to be done.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38Now, I've got to love you and leave you.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43Come on, this is the real world. You'll manage without your boss
0:30:43 > 0:30:45for an hour or so. Besides, I've got a meeting to go to.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Don't let me down.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52This is your big moment, Josh.
0:30:52 > 0:30:56He's a sleaze, Madi. I'm going to tell my dad.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00No. Don't do that. He'll just make a big deal out of it.
0:31:00 > 0:31:01Tell Miss Diamond, then.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04She's mates with Donnegan. He'll get what's coming to him.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08TELEPHONES KEEP RINGING
0:31:08 > 0:31:11Me and Con haven't seen each other much recently.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14So we've been texting about maybe doing something at the weekend.
0:31:15 > 0:31:16Have you, now?
0:31:18 > 0:31:19Good for you.
0:31:19 > 0:31:24Yeah, and I was thinking... Do you want to join us?
0:31:24 > 0:31:25Me?
0:31:25 > 0:31:28We thought we might see a play or something.
0:31:28 > 0:31:29Why would I want to go and see a play?
0:31:29 > 0:31:33- You ARE an English teacher. - Well, I know that.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37But why would YOU want to do that?
0:31:40 > 0:31:41HE CHUCKLES
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Table for Keats, please. Thank you.
0:31:45 > 0:31:46Thank you.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49- I hope you don't mind. I booked us in earlier.- Yeah, this is great,
0:31:49 > 0:31:51And I'm used to the school canteen, so...
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Thank you.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57There's no need, I've already ordered your favourite.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01- You remembered?- And the wine. Chablis is on its way.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Ooh, I really shouldn't, I'm teaching later, so...
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Well, maybe one won't hurt.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08Is this OK?
0:32:08 > 0:32:10It's great. Thank you.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13TELEPHONE BUZZES
0:32:13 > 0:32:16It's work, I should probably get this.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18Hi!
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Hey, Sian, it's me.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22'Everything OK?'
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Sort of...
0:32:27 > 0:32:30Look, I think I've really messed up. Can you come and meet me?
0:32:30 > 0:32:35I'm...I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.
0:32:35 > 0:32:36Could we deal with it after school,
0:32:36 > 0:32:38maybe when we're sorting out your stuff?
0:32:38 > 0:32:41Don't mind me, I've got all day.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Who's that?
0:32:44 > 0:32:46Where are you?
0:32:46 > 0:32:49- 'Um... The canteen. - You call this a canteen?'
0:32:50 > 0:32:52Doesn't sound like you're in the canteen.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55- Who are you with? - Tom.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57- Who's Tom? - Listen, I should really go.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59All right, OK. Cool.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01'OK. All right. Thanks, bye-bye.'
0:33:09 > 0:33:10Right.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49I could really get used to this.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53Sometimes, I feel like I've just spent my whole life in school.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Aw, come on. You've lived. You've been married.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Yeah, to a PE teacher.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00He hardly broadened my horizons.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Why didn't you have kids?
0:34:05 > 0:34:07He had two already.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11- You still in touch with them? - Uh-huh.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13What about you?
0:34:13 > 0:34:16You've got a way about you.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19- You're vaguely presentable... - HE CHUCKLES
0:34:19 > 0:34:23- Please, stop with the compliments. - How come there's no Mrs Keats?
0:34:23 > 0:34:26Timing's never been right, I guess.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28But you never know.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Getting tired of living on my own.
0:34:31 > 0:34:35- How do you find it?- Me?
0:34:35 > 0:34:38It's fine. I love it, actually, having my own space.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40I guess that's why I haven't had you round yet.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Really?
0:34:42 > 0:34:45I'd settle for meeting you after work in full view of everyone.
0:34:47 > 0:34:48Deal.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Look. I'm...
0:35:07 > 0:35:10I'm sorry about earlier.
0:35:10 > 0:35:14Passing on coming out with you, guys. It was good of you to ask.
0:35:14 > 0:35:15It's fine.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19You just caught me by surprise and...
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Well, me and Connor...
0:35:26 > 0:35:29..Well, me in particular,
0:35:29 > 0:35:34have had one or two difficulties recently.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36It's awkward for me.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Look, never mind.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42No, no, it's OK, I understand.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45Do you? Understand?
0:35:49 > 0:35:50What is it?
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Connor told me.
0:35:55 > 0:35:56About?
0:35:58 > 0:36:00About your...
0:36:00 > 0:36:02drink problem.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06I'm sorry? What drink problem? I was talking about being a single mum.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09- What on earth are you talking about? - But...- Is that what he said? Connor?
0:36:09 > 0:36:12- Yeah.- He's talking nonsense! Complete nonsense!
0:36:12 > 0:36:14I've never heard anything so ridiculous in my life.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17He probably said I went and scratched his face too, didn't he?
0:36:17 > 0:36:19No, he didn't, actually.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22- Why? Did you?- Of course not! What do you take me for?!
0:36:22 > 0:36:24I'm not sure.
0:36:37 > 0:36:38Oi.
0:36:43 > 0:36:44What do you know?
0:36:49 > 0:36:52That's fine, my pleasure. OK, bye-bye.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54You're starting to annoy me, bro.
0:36:57 > 0:36:58You OK, Madi?
0:37:00 > 0:37:04- Not really. - Just ignore him, he's an idiot.
0:37:04 > 0:37:06He's been on at me all morning too.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Yeah, but at least he didn't try and stick his tongue down your throat.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13OK, team. How'd you get on?
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Let's see who's on it this afternoon, shall we?
0:37:17 > 0:37:20Belief and conviction, Josh, yeah?
0:37:22 > 0:37:26- Nice lunch by the smell of it. - Perk of the job.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28What did you have? Mutton dressed as lamb?
0:37:28 > 0:37:31- Enough of your lip, thank you. - It wasn't earlier by all accounts.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33What did you say?
0:37:33 > 0:37:37There you are this morning giving it the big I Am...
0:37:37 > 0:37:41You make a move on Madi, you leave us to it, you go off boozing.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45And then, you've been pressurising me all day. So what are you?
0:37:45 > 0:37:48- Some sort of bully?- Easy, Josh! - That's enough, OK?
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Yeah, too right it is.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53If this is a professional workplace, you can shove it.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56If we behaved like you at school, we'd get excluded.
0:37:56 > 0:38:00You've just made a very serious accusation. You want to take it back?
0:38:00 > 0:38:03- No. Why would I? - Because it's a load of rubbish,
0:38:03 > 0:38:07- that's why.- Yeah, right. - Ask him. He saw what happened.
0:38:08 > 0:38:12- Go on, ask him! - He's right, Josh.
0:38:12 > 0:38:16Madi jumped him. Not the other way round.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18Apology accepted, kid.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35You know you're making the biggest mistake of your life, don't you?
0:38:35 > 0:38:37- It's only money. - I didn't mean the money.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39I know what you meant.
0:38:41 > 0:38:42- Hey!- Oi!- Whoa!
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Hey, come back here!
0:38:44 > 0:38:46- Are you all right?- No! Where's the envelope?
0:38:46 > 0:38:49- What did you let go of it for? - I thought you'd taken it.- No!
0:38:49 > 0:38:52They've got my money. Quick, do something. Call the police!
0:38:52 > 0:38:55- No, they must be your pupils.- They most certainly are not, my pupils.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58Waterloo Road does not house hoodies, thank you very much!
0:38:58 > 0:39:00- How can you be so sure? - Cos I know every single one of them
0:39:00 > 0:39:02like the hairs on the back of my hand.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05It was the local scum followed me back from the bank.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07- I'm going to ring 999... - To say what?
0:39:07 > 0:39:11To say that those hoodlums have taken every last penny I own.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13What will you say you were doing
0:39:13 > 0:39:16- back here with an envelope full of cash?- Well...
0:39:16 > 0:39:17We will just have to explain.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20That's not going to sound good, is it?
0:39:20 > 0:39:24- It's going to sound like... - Blackmail.
0:39:26 > 0:39:30And... What do I care if you get arrested?
0:39:31 > 0:39:33What about Maggie, eh? Eh?
0:39:33 > 0:39:36What if it becomes public knowledge that she got married to you
0:39:36 > 0:39:39while she was still married to me, eh?
0:39:39 > 0:39:41That's not going to sound too good, is it?
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Look, you were losing that money, anyway.
0:39:44 > 0:39:45So... Let's just forget the whole thing.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47What? Call it quits. OK.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50- Yeah, but I'm going to need that document back. - HE LAUGHS
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Oh. Oh, I don't think so, no.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56No, no, it ends here. Go.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02All right!
0:40:10 > 0:40:12HE MOANS
0:40:25 > 0:40:28One-nil, Grantly got you! Yes!
0:40:28 > 0:40:31- Josh, listen...- Leave it.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Hey, welcome back, guys! So, how did it go?
0:40:34 > 0:40:36- Had its moments. - It was a disaster.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39A disaster. Why? What happened?
0:40:39 > 0:40:42I just flipped out. But only because he was pressurising me all day.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45I think I may have overdone it.
0:40:45 > 0:40:49Which is a shame because you were, by far, the best at it.
0:40:49 > 0:40:53- Relaxed, natural, generous... - So, I was right, then?
0:40:53 > 0:40:54About what?
0:40:54 > 0:40:57I asked Ray to give you a tough time. Because I thought
0:40:57 > 0:40:59- you showed promise.- What? So he was playing me?
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Do you always jump to the wrong conclusions?
0:41:02 > 0:41:06I think you've got a future. I wanted Ray to test your mettle.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09OK, then. Sorry.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Lorraine saw something in you. You could go far.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14If you just get rid of that chip on your shoulder.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Where do you get that from anyway?
0:41:16 > 0:41:18Right, come on, you lot! Library now!
0:41:18 > 0:41:22Final chance to go over your applications! Now, please, Josh.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52COUGHING
0:41:58 > 0:42:01- Who's there?- It's me.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09The prodigal returns.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Twice in as many weeks.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13I must be ill.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44I didn't think you'd darken my door again.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46To what do I owe the pleasure?
0:43:14 > 0:43:16I miss your mum too.
0:43:22 > 0:43:25What? I shouldn't miss my wife?
0:43:25 > 0:43:28- You made her life hell.- You're only remembering the bad times.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30- I should go.- Take it.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37None of it was her fault, you know that, don't you?
0:43:39 > 0:43:42She wanted to take you away with her, but I wouldn't let her.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45She loved you.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48We both did.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51HE COUGHS
0:44:05 > 0:44:07Hello, my love.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09Grantly, but...
0:44:09 > 0:44:12It's all right. I know everything.
0:44:12 > 0:44:13I met your husband.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19I wanted to tell you.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21I just couldn't.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23It was such a long time ago.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26and I tried to pretend like it never happened.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28But then we started planning the wedding
0:44:28 > 0:44:32and I got back in touch with him and asked him for a divorce.
0:44:32 > 0:44:36- But he wouldn't. - I know, I paid him.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38But we don't have enough money...
0:44:38 > 0:44:42Fleur left me some. She'd have approved.
0:44:45 > 0:44:49- Are you done for the day? - Yeah.- Yeah?
0:44:49 > 0:44:51Well, let's get married.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55We can't. It's... Not officially, anyway...
0:44:55 > 0:45:00Who cares about the paperwork. We can do the nuptials.
0:45:00 > 0:45:04- and sort out the legal stuff later. - THEY LAUGH
0:45:04 > 0:45:08I'll talk to your doctor, organise a nurse to look after you.
0:45:08 > 0:45:10And will I see you?
0:45:12 > 0:45:14- I did wrong, son. - I don't want to hear it.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16I'm saying sorry.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19- And I'm saying it doesn't change a thing.- You were no saint.
0:45:26 > 0:45:27Take it.
0:45:30 > 0:45:31Thank you very much.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34And last but not least...
0:45:36 > 0:45:39How did you get on in the big bad world?
0:45:39 > 0:45:42- Kind of mixed feelings about it, really.- See? That's cos you're not ready.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44Turns out maybe I was. I just didn't realise it.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Well, never mind.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49Have you got your application and personal statement done?
0:45:49 > 0:45:51I have.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53But I'm not going, Dad.
0:45:55 > 0:45:56HE SIGHS
0:45:56 > 0:45:59All right.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01Look, I've been thinking about it as well.
0:46:01 > 0:46:02Forget Glasgow.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05What about Heriot-Watt?
0:46:05 > 0:46:08- Look, Edinburgh's not that far... - No, no, no, I'm not going at all.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10It's time for me to strike out on my own.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12- Come on, Josh. Don't do this. - I've made my mind up.
0:46:14 > 0:46:17- You're not well enough. - Says who?
0:46:17 > 0:46:18The psychiatrist says I am.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21Lorraine says I am, the only person saying otherwise is you.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24Because I'm your dad, because I know you, because I know how you work.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27But maybe that's just the problem.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30You on my case, over my shoulder, all the time, worrying.
0:46:30 > 0:46:35I went out today and I screwed up totally.
0:46:35 > 0:46:39- But that is how I'm going to learn. - What if you have a relapse?
0:46:40 > 0:46:44- You can't always be there to catch me.- Why not?
0:46:45 > 0:46:47I'm 18 years old, Dad.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49You're just going to have to let me go.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28TELEPHONE RINGS
0:47:32 > 0:47:36- I'm a little bit busy, right now, Madi.- 'Yeah. Been busy all day, haven't you?'
0:47:36 > 0:47:38I am allowed to have a life outside of the school, thank you.
0:47:38 > 0:47:41'So I'm supposed to get all this stuff home on the bus?'
0:47:41 > 0:47:45I'll give you some money and I'll help you load it into a taxi, OK?
0:47:45 > 0:47:46All right.
0:48:11 > 0:48:14You should probably have this.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27SHE SIGHS
0:48:35 > 0:48:36APPLAUSE
0:48:36 > 0:48:38CHEERING
0:48:47 > 0:48:49Ladies and gentlemen,
0:48:49 > 0:48:54raise your glasses high for Grantly and Maggie.
0:48:54 > 0:48:56ALL: Grantly and Maggie!
0:48:57 > 0:49:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:49:14 > 0:49:15Hi.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19Here comes trouble.
0:49:20 > 0:49:23I just wanted to say sorry for what happened earlier.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26What I did was...stupid.
0:49:26 > 0:49:29- So we agree on something, then. - Uh-huh.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31Can we at least be friends?
0:49:31 > 0:49:35Yeah, whatever, I'm leaving in a minute, anyway.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37Can you help me with my boxes before you go?
0:49:37 > 0:49:41- Really?- No funny business, honest.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44I'm waiting for someone, sorry.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47OK, I'll do it by myself.
0:49:49 > 0:49:52OK, hang on, hang on.
0:49:57 > 0:50:00Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear,
0:50:00 > 0:50:03And the rocks melt wi' the sun.
0:50:05 > 0:50:10And I will luve thee still, my dear, While the sands o' life shall run.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15And fare thee weel, my only luve,
0:50:15 > 0:50:18And fare thee weel, a while!
0:50:18 > 0:50:21And I will come again, my luve,
0:50:21 > 0:50:25Tho' it were ten thousand mile.
0:50:31 > 0:50:34- OK, how do you want to do this? One at a time?- Uh-huh.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41- Careful, will you?- Sorry.
0:50:45 > 0:50:47Look what you've done.
0:50:48 > 0:50:50What is all this stuff, anyway?
0:50:51 > 0:50:53Everything I own.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55My life packed up.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57My mum wanted rid of it.
0:50:57 > 0:50:59And me.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03- I'm sure that's not true. - Oh, it is.
0:51:03 > 0:51:07She's disowned me, practically.
0:51:09 > 0:51:13- I'm sorry. - That's why I acted up earlier.
0:51:15 > 0:51:17I was just feeling like crap, I guess.
0:51:19 > 0:51:20I get that.
0:51:32 > 0:51:33I don't know.
0:51:38 > 0:51:42I just feel like everyone hates me.
0:51:44 > 0:51:45They don't.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52I don't.
0:52:01 > 0:52:02What the hell is going on?
0:52:04 > 0:52:06You're the teacher. You work it out.
0:52:08 > 0:52:10She asked me to help with her stuff, I didn't know she would kiss me.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12SHE kissed ME.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14Didn't look like you were putting up much of a fight.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16Ray, this is my stepmum.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21You said you lived alone.
0:52:22 > 0:52:25Yeah, why would you say that? Are you ashamed of me or something?
0:52:25 > 0:52:27You knew I was coming.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30Did you know about me and him?
0:52:33 > 0:52:34Get out of my sight.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37- But what about this lot...? - I don't care. Get out.
0:52:43 > 0:52:44She came on to me.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47And you were powerless to resist?
0:52:47 > 0:52:49She's a schoolgirl and you're a grown man,
0:52:49 > 0:52:52you're supposed to know better. You didn't even think about me.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55- It was a mistake! - A mistake.
0:52:55 > 0:52:59I'm not some teenager that you can sweet talk.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01- Sian, look... - This is over.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30Listen, Josh, I've got a proposition for you.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32I've got a call centre in Manchester...
0:53:32 > 0:53:35- No more gift-giving, please. - No, this one sells computer apps,
0:53:35 > 0:53:39should be right up your street. You can start next week, if you like.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42- Are you serious? - I never joke about business.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45Today just gets better and better.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50You all right, Josh? You having a good time, are you?
0:53:50 > 0:53:52Yeah, I'm fine. What's up, Madi?
0:53:52 > 0:53:55Everyone's there for you, aren't they, Josh?
0:53:55 > 0:53:59- Your dad, the teachers... What about me?- Madi?
0:53:59 > 0:54:01WHAT DO YOU CARE?!
0:54:01 > 0:54:04NO-ONE BOTHERS ABOUT ME, DO THEY?!
0:54:04 > 0:54:07NO-ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT ME, DO THEY?!
0:54:07 > 0:54:09I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU ALL!
0:54:09 > 0:54:11SHE SCREAMS
0:54:11 > 0:54:12GLASS SHATTERS
0:54:13 > 0:54:15Call me as quick as you can. It's Madi.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20What, are you going to have another go at me?
0:54:20 > 0:54:23I've got every right. I've just spoken to your mother.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26She told me that something went on between you and her boyfriend.
0:54:26 > 0:54:27Do you care to explain?
0:54:27 > 0:54:30Madi, I should have known about that before I let you live with me.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33- So you could have said no? - Yes, I would have, if I'd known you had issues.
0:54:33 > 0:54:36Who are you trying to get back at - me or your mum?
0:54:36 > 0:54:40Have you any idea how dysfunctional it is to try and use sex to get your own back on someone?
0:54:40 > 0:54:43- It wasn't like that...- Ray shouldn't have taken advantage of you.
0:54:43 > 0:54:47- But you shouldn't have put yourself out there.- Why does everyone always blame it on me?!
0:54:47 > 0:54:48I am not blaming you. I'm just saying...
0:54:48 > 0:54:50You're exactly like my mum!
0:54:50 > 0:54:53First, she goes ballistic, kicks me out, moves him in.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL?!
0:54:55 > 0:54:58I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER, MADI, AND I DON'T WANT TO BE!
0:55:01 > 0:55:04- I don't want to move out. - You've got a bloody funny way of showing it.
0:55:04 > 0:55:05SHE SOBS
0:55:08 > 0:55:10Why didn't you tell Ray about me?
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Because...I didn't want to scare him off.
0:55:16 > 0:55:19- Thanks. - Is that what this is about?
0:55:27 > 0:55:29I just don't want to lose everyone.
0:55:31 > 0:55:32Madi...
0:55:43 > 0:55:45I can't promise you anything, I can't.
0:55:48 > 0:55:51But we can take it one step at a time, if you want to.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59Psst!
0:56:00 > 0:56:04So you didn't abscond to the Costa del Crime, then.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07- We thought about it. - Well, I'll count it, you know.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09No, I will.
0:56:09 > 0:56:11What are you going to do with it?
0:56:11 > 0:56:14Put it back in your account. It was Fleur's money, wasn't it?
0:56:14 > 0:56:17And she wouldn't want it rotting in an account.
0:56:17 > 0:56:20So, if you don't mind, I will book us a honeymoon with it.
0:56:20 > 0:56:24- A honeymoon? - Mmm. Always fancied Venice myself.
0:56:24 > 0:56:28And I've taken the liberty of discussing it with Michael,
0:56:28 > 0:56:31and he says we can abandon ship during the school hols.
0:56:36 > 0:56:41Loath as I am to countenance physical aggression and violence...
0:56:41 > 0:56:44- Nice one. - THEY CHUCKLE
0:56:47 > 0:56:48Madi OK?
0:56:48 > 0:56:50Time will tell, I guess.
0:56:50 > 0:56:54Can you not set me up with any more sleaze balls, please?
0:56:54 > 0:56:56He let Madi make a move on him.
0:56:56 > 0:56:59Really? I'll have a word.
0:56:59 > 0:57:02Get rid. I did.
0:57:05 > 0:57:07Hang in there, yeah?
0:57:07 > 0:57:09- Yeah, enjoy it.- Come one, you.
0:57:15 > 0:57:16So...
0:57:16 > 0:57:18Manchester, then?
0:57:18 > 0:57:20It'll be the dogs, Dad.
0:57:20 > 0:57:23Have that in writing, can I?
0:57:25 > 0:57:29Thanks for sticking with me, through all the crap.
0:57:29 > 0:57:31Any time, son.
0:57:33 > 0:57:35I'll make you proud, Dad.
0:57:36 > 0:57:37You already have.
0:57:44 > 0:57:47This competition's about unlocking the potential in every pupil.
0:57:53 > 0:57:56- What's this, what's this? - Miss, we all got A's.
0:57:56 > 0:57:59Keep THAT out of my business.
0:57:59 > 0:58:01Mum gets the results from the doctors today.
0:58:01 > 0:58:03Alcoholics aren't known for doing what the doctor says.
0:58:03 > 0:58:05I want to lodge a complaint.
0:58:05 > 0:58:07That won't be necessary, Christine.
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