0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Mr Reid! - HE GROANS
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Gabriella...what can I do for you?
0:00:06 > 0:00:09You look really hot, I thought you could use this.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11So, she thought that you were seeing someone else,
0:00:11 > 0:00:16- and now she knows that you're not but she's still moody?- Yep! - How does that work?
0:00:16 > 0:00:20If you are having problems, though, you can always talk them through.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21- With you?- Sure.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I love you, too.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Now, that is not something I was expecting.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Declined?!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56SHE SIGHS
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Sorry, why do I think that is?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I don't know, sweetheart, maybe the little green men stole my card
0:01:01 > 0:01:03and made merry in Poundland!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Look, I am perfectly calm, thank you,
0:01:05 > 0:01:07just try one of the other ones, please.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13What?!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Will you stop saying "we" when you mean "me"!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Listen, I will sort this, OK? I...I just need another day.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Please.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25SHE SIGHS
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Nice bag. Is that new?
0:01:28 > 0:01:32So what kind of courses were you talking about?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Erm...you know, just hospitality management.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Didn't know that was a job, let alone a degree.- See you later.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41You can tell me all about it tonight, yeah?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Once you've researched your lies.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Will you sign this? It's for me resilience camp.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51It's going to be boss. Everyone's going.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- So can I go and get the cash from your purse?- Cash?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Yeah. Well, it's a £100 deposit today
0:01:59 > 0:02:01and you pay the rest in a couple of weeks.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Then I'm sorry, but you can't go. - What?!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I'm not forking out for some skiver's school trip.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09It's important, Mum! I get credits on me modules!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11And it's me last year, it all counts.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Yeah, well, I'm sure you'll scrape by.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Oh, right, but you can afford to splash out on yourself.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Please?!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Right, fine, I'll sort it.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- How?- Just leave it with me, all right?
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Today, you promise?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Promise.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32SHE SIGHS HEAVILY
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Morning.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41"Stars, hide your fires;
0:02:41 > 0:02:45"Let the light not see...my black and deep desires."
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Yes, my Shakespeare module starts today
0:02:48 > 0:02:51and I'm going back into the classroom to keep my hand in.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53No, what I actually meant was...
0:02:53 > 0:02:58Bad news! It's the kitchen staff. Sorry, am I interrupting?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Erm...no, it can wait.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01What about the kitchen staff?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Well, I'll spare you the gory details,
0:03:03 > 0:03:05but we're talking food poisoning.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- SHE WHISPERS - Both ends apparently.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Right, so I thought if we contact this agency...- Hm.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18But what if it's a rejection? You know, it probably is, which is OK.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21That's no big deal. I mean, there are plenty of other uni's out there.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24It's not like it's life or death or anything.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:03:28 > 0:03:32"Dear Mr Chalk. Thank you for your application..." Blah, blah, blah.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36"Your application for a bursary...is being considered."
0:03:36 > 0:03:40HE SIGHS Oh, big whoop.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43What about you? Have you heard anything about your media studies course?
0:03:43 > 0:03:48- Whatever.- I did get this off our Kacey, though.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- THEY LAUGH - Who'd have thought it, eh? A star in the Barry family.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Eh, and she's not the only one. SHE LAUGHS
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Connor! Ah! How was the interview?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Tell me, did they grill you, roast you, wrap you up in Parma ham
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- and drizzle you with a light helping of Parmesan?- No, it was cool.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Cool.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Lucky you don't have to use words in this job.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11He told his mum he was at a career's fair.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14She doesn't need to know, because I'm not going to get the job anyway.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- And what if you do? - Then I'll tell her.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19And then...she'll kill you!
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Morning.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Is that a Wark scarf?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39I dunno, is it?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43You didn't actually buy that, did you?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Er...well, yeah, it's just one of the things I bought this week.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50You know I can get that stuff for free, just ask me in future.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Liking my scratch?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56You did that to Boston's car?!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02I'm so late! Simon's doing some ridiculous presentation.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04SHE SIGHS
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Do you know? Every time I see that,
0:05:06 > 0:05:07my blood pressure goes through the roof.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- I know a way to make it go down. - Yeah?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Meet me for lunch later? SHE SIGHS - I won't have time.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19If I'm taking this to the body shop, you owe me.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I've got something for you.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23A surprise.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- What kind of surprise?- Just say yes.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Please? That place we went last week? - Sure.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37'Happiness. Such a familiar concept, isn't it?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41'One we're fed all our lives in greetings cards,
0:05:41 > 0:05:43'commercials, TV shows.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49'But what makes us happy?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55'Is it our achievements?'
0:05:55 > 0:05:57You all right, Gabriella?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01'The friendships we forge?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05'Or is it the possessions we own?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15'Or whether or not we find love?'
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Hard to quantify, isn't it?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23But if we don't do the groundwork now,
0:06:23 > 0:06:28then how can we truly say that we've equipped our pupils to be happy as adults?
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Which is why I'm passionate about resilience education.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37And why this afternoon...drumroll, please...
0:06:37 > 0:06:42the very talented Mrs Lowsley will be taking a multi-age group
0:06:42 > 0:06:47first-aid class utilising her expert training as a flight attendant!
0:06:47 > 0:06:52Invaluable for when the school crashes into the ocean, I'd imagine.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54And of course the resilience camp,
0:06:54 > 0:06:57which Hector and I are very excited about.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Although we are still looking for more volunteers.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02A weekend in a remote Scottish loch
0:07:02 > 0:07:05with a lot of hormonal teenagers, anyone?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Yes, well, thank you, Simon.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10As you can see it's an exciting programme, so let's all help them embrace it.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Maggie, can I have a word in my office, please? - BELL
0:07:16 > 0:07:18HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- You got your cheque, babe?- Me mum's sorting the money today.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Is there going to be one of those high wires at camp? I've always fancied that.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I know, they look a laugh.
0:07:27 > 0:07:32- There is a serious side to this camp too.- Yeah, I know, like toning you bum on the hill walk!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Mum?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Can I have a word, please, in private?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40It's a bit of a...sensitive matter.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Er...right, girls, off to registration.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Just give me five minutes, OK?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Your mum looks...different.- She's up to something.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58So with the canteen being five staff down,
0:07:58 > 0:08:01the agency have put the school in a very tricky situation.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Maggie, I'd be eternally grateful. - What about my lessons?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10It's only for one day, I-I-I'll get Sonya
0:08:10 > 0:08:13to juggle the timetable so Home Ec is covered.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I'm going to need at least two more pairs of hands.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21And...you owe me big time.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- You're a star.- I know.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Mrs Barry, sit...down.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Two extra staff?- Yes, I'm on it.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36So...how can I help you?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38It's delicate.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I'm going through a bit of a bad patch at the moment
0:08:41 > 0:08:45and the truth is, well, I can barely afford to put food on the table.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49And, well...my Dynasty, she's really suffering.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- SHE SIGHS - It just breaks me heart that I can't give me baby what she deserves.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Which is?- The school trip.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- The resilience camp?- She's really got her heart set on it,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11like her whole future's rests on whether or not she can go.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Well, it's a slight exaggeration, but it would be a good opportunity for her, yes.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Exactly! But I've already sold most of what I've got, you know,
0:09:19 > 0:09:24me clothes, me jewellery. I can't even afford to wear make-up.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28I mean, short of robbing a bank, I just don't know what to do?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Have you thought of getting a job?
0:09:31 > 0:09:36Well, that's easier said than done. It's all right for you with your qualifications and career,
0:09:36 > 0:09:41but...what sort of job is a prison widow like me going to get, eh?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Have you ever worked in a kitchen?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52You can get changed in the toilets.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- I'm sure you'll get on famously. - Oh, are you? I said two extra staff.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02And I'm dealing with it.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21DOOR OPENS
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Obviously you like to eat, but you might want to shut your gob every once in a while.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Who was that?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Dynasty's mum.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59KNOCK AT DOOR
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Er...could I borrow Connor for a moment, please?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12How do you fancy skipping Maths and English
0:11:12 > 0:11:16in favour of being head chef in your own restaurant?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19We have a staffing crisis and the school canteen needs...you.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Sure, why not?
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Oh, great! Well, you go after this class and I'll let your teachers know.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36You must be so proud.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40What?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Your mum.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Erm...Christine?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49What is it, George? I'm a bit busy for sarky comments.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Not everything I say is sarcastic.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Just because I don't declare my feelings all the time doesn't mean to say I don't have them.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Good for you. Wish to share them with me?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03No...not at this moment.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- My mum is not a dinner lady.- And she's not the sort of lady you want to mess with.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Then how come Rhiannon just saw her in the toilets wearing a polyester uniform?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Do you want me to rip that tongue out of your head?!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20What are you doing out of your seat?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21I need the bog.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Fine, go.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Cheers, mate.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Mum!- Dynasty.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- You are not seriously working here? - Why not?- Cos it's embarrassing!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh, that's nice, that is. I'm working my fingers to the bone
0:13:05 > 0:13:09so me precious little daughter can go on some poxy camp with her mates
0:13:09 > 0:13:11only to be told that I'm an embarrassment.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- You're doing this for me?- Yeah.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Me and your head teacher came to an agreement.- Thanks.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24- I didn't know we were that skint? - We're not...it's just a little cash flow problem, that's all.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- Are you sure?- Yeah, it's fine, honestly. Nothing to worry about.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Sorry for having a go. - Oh, come here, soppy mare.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Listen, will you do me a favour?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Will you put me bag in your locker? I keep tripping over it.
0:13:44 > 0:13:50- Meat order arrived, then?- No, it's my cocaine shipment. Don't mind, do you?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Thanks for sticking up for me before in front of gobby!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Oh, just rise above it, all right.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07We'll both be out of here soon. Erm...don't let her get to you.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10She was right though...about me mum.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Your mum's working in the kitchens? - Just for today.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- It's to pay for camp.- But that's a good thing.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Mr Lowsley says camp's going to be awesome.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- Mum's asked me to help out in the kitchens.- Did you tell her about London yet?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26No, but it obviously means she's coming round to the idea of me being a chef.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I'll see you at lunch. SHE LAUGHS
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Do you ever wish you could press pause
0:14:32 > 0:14:35and things would just stay as they are...
0:14:35 > 0:14:38just for a little bit longer?
0:14:42 > 0:14:43That's disgusting!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49We do have something in common, you know.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54Neither of us wants to be here, but since we are, how about a bit of graft?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- I've never been afraid of hard work. - Good, cos when you've finished them,
0:14:57 > 0:15:00there's a couple of boxes of salad need washing.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Where do you want me?- You, my boy, are a life-saver!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Crumble toppings OK with you? - No problem.- Great.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12I'm not putting in snail shells or whatever these fancy chefs in London do.
0:15:14 > 0:15:19You want to get a new veg supplier, half this stock's on the turn.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Oh, no! What am I going to do? We're running late as it is.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Listen, I've got a mate who works down the market,
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I reckon I could get a job lot if you're interested?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31OK, I'm going to need you in pairs.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Now, what is my number one rule?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37"Team work makes the dream work."
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Come on, guys, give me some love, I'm feeling all insecure here.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- "Team work makes the dream work!" - Thank you.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Ah, Gabriella and Rhiannon...go.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Watch this.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Argh! Ow!
0:15:51 > 0:15:55OK, next up...Imogen and Dynasty.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- Where does it hurt?- Erm...here. SHE GROANS
0:15:58 > 0:15:59- OK.- Ow!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02SHE WHIMPERS
0:16:02 > 0:16:03And erm...here.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05In there.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08And, erm...
0:16:08 > 0:16:11OK, I think I get the picture.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Now that's what I'm talking about!
0:16:15 > 0:16:20- Sir...my leg.- If it hurts, go to the medical room and I'll get Mrs Lowsley to look in on you.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Next up, Dionne and Sara.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24You all right?
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- PHONE BEEPS - Maggie, it's the restaurant. - Answer it, then!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- Press answer.- Duh!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- Answer.- Hello?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Yeah, speaking.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- That's great.- Yes! Yes!
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Yes!- Hello? Yeah, sorry, still here!
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Yeah, yeah, that looks good.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Just get chopping. We're serving up in an less than an hour.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55OK, I look forward to the e-mail. OK, thanks. Bye. See you soon.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Yes!- Get in!- Hang up!
0:16:57 > 0:17:02Ohh! Your mum is going to be so proud of you!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Get in!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07"Fair is foul and foul is fair:
0:17:07 > 0:17:11"Hover through the fog and filthy air."
0:17:11 > 0:17:12What does that mean?
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Lisa?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I...don't know.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Try engaging your brain.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28I've got some good news.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- Oh.- Have you heard of the chef Cookie Davies?
0:17:32 > 0:17:38- Is she on TV?- Yeah, well, the thing is, I've been offered a job...in her kitchen.- Don't move your head.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Foul will mean detention for you two if you don't stop messing around.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Has she got a restaurant in Glasgow?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50No...London.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55OK, look, I wasn't at a uni fair yesterday,
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I was at a job interview in London.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00But I didn't want to say anything cos I never thought I'd actually get it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05It's an amazing opportunity, Mum, and they're going to help me find accommodation and everything.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11Sweetheart...what exactly is this job?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Kitchen porter. Look, I know it doesn't sound that great,
0:18:14 > 0:18:16but that's how all the top chefs start out.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21- Your exams are just round the corner. - So what? I get a few C's,
0:18:21 > 0:18:25a couple of B's if I'm lucky. Then what?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27A second rate degree in hospitality management?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30You said always do what was right for me.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Trust me...I know what's best for you.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Right...
0:18:39 > 0:18:42There's the custard, don't let the kids go mad with it.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46- The fruit's there...and the bread rolls are...- In the basket.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Do I look like Stevie Wonder?
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- Right, what do you want?- Well, whatever you think is...the most edible.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Pasta, please.
0:19:06 > 0:19:12- Where's Connor?- Oh, he's breaking the good news to his mum.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- Good news? - SHE SIGHS
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Act surprised when he tells you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20- He got the job?- Yeah. It's brilliant, isn't it?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Cool! I bet Connor's stoked. London, here we come!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Well, me on the occasional weekends.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31- How's it going?- Yeah, good. Fat Stan sorted Maggie out with some veg.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33A nice little kick-back.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40Was that custard made with milk, only I'm lactose intolerant?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42That's funny, cos I'm brat intolerant.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Aren't you going to go and check?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47There'll be more than just milk in it soon.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- Yes, yes, it was, love. - Oh, thank you so much.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Watch it.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- You OK?- I'm going to go find him.
0:20:02 > 0:20:07- Oh, you getting lunch? I'm starving! - Yeah, maybe, I'll catch you up. I've got...stuff to do.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09MUSIC: "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers
0:21:04 > 0:21:08- Maybe you left it at home?- No, I remember putting it in there this morning.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12It was her.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13She's stolen it.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18You've probably just dropped it somewhere.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Nah, she's right, she were in the bog earlier.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Well, I hope you've got evidence to back that up?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Well, I've heard all about the Barrys, your husband's in prison, isn't he?
0:21:26 > 0:21:30OK, OK, maybe we should take this somewhere less public.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Oh! Look what you've done!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36What?!
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- I can't see anything?- Well, I can. - All right, he didn't mean it.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Here you are, there's something to moan about.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Darren Hughes, that was not called for...
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- ALL GASP - Stuck up cow!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- HUBBUB - Everybody calm down.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Calm down, will you, please?!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Stop it!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Calm down! Rhiannon! Rhiannon, will you please...?
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Good grief! It's like dining in the Middle Ages.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09LAUGHTER
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Stop this at once! Back to your seats.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Shut it!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18How'd you think your lunch got here today, hm?
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Do you think the food fairies flew it in just ready made?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Me and her have slaved away all morning so you lot can get fed
0:22:25 > 0:22:29and look at the state of it now! You're worse than animals.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Now get it cleaned up!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Sorry, miss.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I don't take orders from thieves.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41I suggest you do what I say or I'll take that silver spoon out of your mouth
0:22:41 > 0:22:44and I will shove it where the sun don't shine.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Is she allowed to talk to me like that?
0:22:47 > 0:22:48She just did.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Have you seen Connor? I can't find him anywhere.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27No.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Will you do me a favour?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Oh! Can you do a banana?
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Working hard?
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Brought you this, seeing as you were too busy for a proper lunch.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Yeah, you two are adorable.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50We're not kittens, Hector.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- SHE SIGHS - I'm sorry.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Look, I have been working, honestly, it's the first time I've sat down all day.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01Since I'm here now, I may as well give you this too.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04What, now?
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Er...yeah, me and Hector are just going to go and run over this timetable.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10It's OK, guys.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Is it?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Well, go on, open it.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Well, do you like it? I made it.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Wow! Talented as well as beautiful. You are a lucky lady, Nikki.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33It's very nice. Thank you.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Oh...I've got to get to class.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Mind if I, er...?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- George, I am a bit busy!- I heard about Connor's job.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- He's taking it?- Well, I...I just assumed...
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Are you all right, Christine?
0:25:36 > 0:25:37What would I do without him?
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- George!- What? I-I'm just trying to... - I know what you were trying to do.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Well, I've actually been trying to talk to you all day.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52I came here to give you these.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56The Scottish Play. Very good reviews and I thought it would be up your street?
0:25:56 > 0:26:00- My street?- Yes, and my street.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04Not that our two streets are that far apart...if you think about it.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08So why not throw caution to the wind and combine...streets?
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Metaphorically speaking, of course.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15I'm not talking about moving in together, of course not,
0:26:15 > 0:26:18not yet anyway. No, I'm not talking about that,
0:26:18 > 0:26:20I'm talking about two adults
0:26:20 > 0:26:24enjoying a night at the theatre together.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Hm? What do you say?
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Erm...I'm flattered.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38But you are such dear friend, I don't want to spoil that relationship.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45George, I'm sorry.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Say something?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Look, she's a jumped-up little madam, she deserves everything she gets.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05That's not the point! What if Mrs Mulgrew had looked in my locker?
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Yeah, well, she didn't, did she?
0:27:07 > 0:27:08No, cos you know why,
0:27:08 > 0:27:10cos Imogen's gone to take it to Sonya,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13who's going to tell Gabriella that she found it in the toilets
0:27:13 > 0:27:16and that it must have fallen out of her bag.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17What'd you do that for?!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20You never took this job for me after all, did you?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- It's just another one of your scams. - SHE SIGHS
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Stop making out like this is a big deal.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28I thought you wanted me to go to this resilience camp.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32- SHE SIGHS - Since when did you turn into such a little swot, eh?
0:27:32 > 0:27:34It's just some stupid school trip!
0:27:34 > 0:27:41No, it's not...it's ME getting to be like me mates!
0:27:41 > 0:27:45Cos you know here, in school...I get to be normal.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49And I might just have a future that doesn't involve nicking things!
0:27:49 > 0:27:53But, no, you have to come and ruin everything, don't you?
0:27:53 > 0:27:55SHE SIGHS Dynasty!
0:27:55 > 0:27:58You know, Mum, I never want to turn out like you!
0:28:01 > 0:28:05Good news. Gabriella's wallet turned up.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08CAROL SIGHS
0:28:13 > 0:28:16- SHE SIGHS - There you are! Where've you been? - Just walking.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20- Mrs Budgen told me you got the job? - Yeah, well, I'm not taking it.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Why?
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Oh, I get it...your mum.
0:28:25 > 0:28:30- Unbelievable! When are you going to stand up to her, Connor?- When she's not an alcoholic.
0:28:32 > 0:28:36It's the right decision, Connor, it really is. Get your exams out of the way, have a nice summer
0:28:36 > 0:28:38and then decide what's next.
0:28:38 > 0:28:42- Yeah.- There'll be plenty of opportunities. Come here!
0:28:47 > 0:28:52Did you know that 140,000 people die each year in the UK
0:28:52 > 0:28:56from incidents where first aid could have saved their lives?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Isn't that amazing?
0:29:02 > 0:29:03That's amazing, isn't it?
0:29:03 > 0:29:07- Yeah, it's amazing!- How long have you been stood there?
0:29:07 > 0:29:09- Not long.- Well, what do you think?
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Yeah, yeah, it's good.
0:29:11 > 0:29:15- It's just...it could do with a bit of...- A bit of...?
0:29:15 > 0:29:17- ..freestyle!- What did you do that for?!
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Trust me, you're going to be great.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22SHE SIGHS
0:29:22 > 0:29:25Well, if you ask me, she's done a good job.
0:29:25 > 0:29:31She showed initiative sourcing stock and the way she handled those kids...
0:29:31 > 0:29:34if it was up to me, I would consider taking her on permanently.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37I can recommend you to the agency? They are always looking for good people.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41Thanks, but I can't really see me and potato peelings working out long term.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44So, I'll just take the cash and I'll get off now.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47Give your details to Sonya, you'll be paid at the end of the month.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52If you get emergency taxed, you'll get it all back on a rebate.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54No, it's not that, it's just...
0:29:57 > 0:30:02If I've got to... I can't pay for Dynasty's trip if I've got to wait for the money.
0:30:02 > 0:30:07Well, we could lend her the money out of the canteen float.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Really?
0:30:14 > 0:30:18It's a bit unorthodox, but I think the trip's important for Dynasty. TILL WHIRS
0:30:18 > 0:30:19Sign the receipt book.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27You must be dead proud.
0:30:27 > 0:30:28Thanks.
0:30:28 > 0:30:29Connor's job.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34He's not taking it.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37- Since when?- Since he listened to me.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40Ooh! What have you said?
0:30:41 > 0:30:45I can't let him throw his exams, his future, away on a chance!
0:30:45 > 0:30:46"Let him"?
0:30:48 > 0:30:52This isn't about Connor at all, is it, Christine, hm?
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Course it is.
0:30:54 > 0:30:58He's not a boy any more, Christine, he's a man!
0:30:58 > 0:31:00And he's a married man at that.
0:31:00 > 0:31:04Do you honestly think that he is going to live with you for the rest of his life?
0:31:04 > 0:31:10- Don't be ridiculous.- Well, then let him make his own decisions, his own mistakes.
0:31:10 > 0:31:14Because either way, well, he is going to be leaving you sooner or later.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16You don't know what you're talking about.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19No, of course I don't, I'm just the dinner lady!
0:31:29 > 0:31:32So Kevin here has come off his bike,
0:31:32 > 0:31:35but lucky for him he was wearing a helmet.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38- Any volunteers for the rescue team? - I will.
0:31:38 > 0:31:42- And me.- Great! You're first on the scene. Up you come.
0:31:43 > 0:31:47So, Gabriella, why don't you try acting out what you might do?
0:31:47 > 0:31:51- Better not give him mouth to mouth. - Please, I like my men a little more mature.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53- Yeah, and I like mine real. - LAUGHTER
0:31:53 > 0:31:57He'll be dead if you don't do something soon, Gabriella.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00OK, do you want to explain what you're doing?
0:32:00 > 0:32:02I'm taking off his helmet.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05- OK, any thoughts on that?- Yeah, she's paralysing my fella.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08- I'm checking he's breathing, idiot. - Actually, Dynasty's right.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Kevin may have sustained a spinal injury,
0:32:10 > 0:32:14so it's best to keep his helmet on until the emergency services have arrived.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Dynasty?
0:32:18 > 0:32:20All right, babes.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Can you hear me?
0:32:24 > 0:32:27- Is he unconscious, miss?- No, he just thinks you're really boring.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29- LAUGHTER - Will you just shut up?
0:32:29 > 0:32:33- I'm trying to take this serious, you know.- Ooh, teacher's pet.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Do you want to sit this one out, Gabriella?
0:32:35 > 0:32:37- SHE SIGHS - Dynasty?
0:32:44 > 0:32:46Excellent. Can everyone see?
0:32:46 > 0:32:49Dynasty has placed Kevin in the recovery position.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Now, why is this important?
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Erm...to make sure that his airway isn't trapped.- Perfect.
0:32:54 > 0:32:59And because of Dynasty's intervention, Kevin stands a greater chance of surviving.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Oh! Oh, Dynasty, you saved my life!
0:33:03 > 0:33:05- Mmm!- Any time, babes.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Round of applause for Dynasty Barry.
0:33:20 > 0:33:24- CAROL SIGHS - Money for our Dynasty's trip.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Oh, great! Ta, babe.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28I...just need you to sign this sheet.
0:33:33 > 0:33:37- What's that you're reading? - Oh, yeah, I know.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Listen, when you've kissed as many frogs as I have,
0:33:39 > 0:33:41you need to take advice from wherever you can.
0:33:41 > 0:33:45Yeah, well, I'll give you some for free, stop worrying about what a fella wants
0:33:45 > 0:33:47and start taking what you want.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49I just want to meet someone nice.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52Well, you'd best get out there and keep kissing them, then, eh?
0:33:52 > 0:33:54- You still here?- Yeah, I'm just off.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Listen, I want to say thanks.
0:33:56 > 0:34:00You earned the money and I hope Dynasty appreciates it.
0:34:00 > 0:34:01Yeah, well, she'd better.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04If your boy can aim for the stars, so can she.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10- Round of applause for Lenny! - APPLAUSE
0:34:12 > 0:34:13Thank you, everyone.
0:34:13 > 0:34:17We're out of time, but you've all been such great sports!
0:34:17 > 0:34:18Wicked lesson, miss.
0:34:19 > 0:34:23Oh...thank you. Was that really "wicked"?
0:34:23 > 0:34:25It was fantastic, Mrs Lowsley.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28Hm.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Is everything all right, Darren?
0:34:32 > 0:34:35Oh, yeah, yeah. That was amazing, miss, that.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Weren't it, Len?- Totally. - Oh, thank you.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41Just one thing, though, right? You know that recovery position,
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Dynasty Barry's great big head was in the way, I couldn't even see.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47- Well, all the information's in the booklet.- Yeah, but my brain's wired up funny,
0:34:47 > 0:34:50I can't actually remember stuff unless I do it.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52Well, I suggest you practise at home, then.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Yeah, but if I was to practise on you now, it'd really help.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58Cos it's like you said, we could save a life!
0:34:59 > 0:35:02- Imagine that, Len?- Yeah.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06- Yeah, like a superhero or something.- Oh, go on, then, Batman.
0:35:06 > 0:35:10- Or are you Robin? - LAUGHTER
0:35:11 > 0:35:12Good one, miss.
0:35:16 > 0:35:21Are you not going to, like, close your eyes so that it's more realistic? You know what I mean?
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Just warming up, miss.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34OK, come on, boys, haven't got all day.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37SHUTTER CLICKS
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Lads?
0:35:46 > 0:35:48Lads?!
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Tony, it's Carol.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55Carol "The Legs" Barry?
0:35:55 > 0:36:00Truth is I'm a bit strapped and I was wondering if you had any shifts at Valentino's going?
0:36:00 > 0:36:04We didn't fall out. Course I don't think you're letch!
0:36:04 > 0:36:05Brilliant! See you then.
0:36:07 > 0:36:08Carol, you...forgot your bag.
0:36:13 > 0:36:17Oh...and the square sausage inside it,
0:36:17 > 0:36:19I...took it back to the kitchen for you.
0:36:23 > 0:36:24CAROL SIGHS
0:36:25 > 0:36:31So...Crusoe faced physical hardship during the storm.
0:36:31 > 0:36:35- PHONE BEEPS - Do you think...? Right, whose is that?
0:36:35 > 0:36:36You know the rules, switch it off!
0:36:36 > 0:36:39Do you think his encounter with the elements...?
0:36:39 > 0:36:41- PHONE BEEPS - Right, that's it!
0:36:41 > 0:36:43- Give me your phones. Thank you. - PHONE BEEPS
0:36:43 > 0:36:47- I'll take that. - LAUGHTER - What are you watching?
0:36:47 > 0:36:49Thank you!
0:36:50 > 0:36:52LAUGHTER
0:36:57 > 0:36:58PHONE BEEPS
0:36:59 > 0:37:02LAUGHTER
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Nice of you to join us, Darren.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- Sorry.- Is that it?
0:37:08 > 0:37:12Can you not even engage your brain to come up with a decent excuse?
0:37:12 > 0:37:15I, er...I just had to send a text, miss.
0:37:15 > 0:37:16LAUGHTER
0:37:18 > 0:37:20LAUGHTER
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Does anyone want to share the joke with me?
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Darren?
0:37:27 > 0:37:29- What chapter are we reading, miss? - Eight.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33LAUGHTER
0:37:37 > 0:37:38LAUGHTER
0:37:41 > 0:37:44Darren's been sending out texts with a link to it online.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47- Where are you going? - To tell Mr Lowsley.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50- Oh, no, you can't grass him up. - Watch me!
0:37:52 > 0:37:54LAUGHTER
0:37:56 > 0:37:59First aid is about saving lives! What Mrs Lowsley taught today
0:37:59 > 0:38:02could turn out to be the most important lesson you've ever had.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04- It was just a joke.- Do not speak!
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Are they going to get expelled?
0:38:09 > 0:38:12They've only got themselves to blame. You did the right thing.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15So are you looking forward to going to the camp?
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Not going now.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Yeah, you are. Your mum paid up.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24What you've done constitutes... a crime.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27You could be charged with indecency!
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Er...he's right.
0:38:29 > 0:38:33- Sorry, miss.- It weren't Lenny's fault, miss, don't punish him.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37Darren, I thought you'd learnt your lesson after last time. You're suspended for a week.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Lenny, you came this close. A week's detention instead.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42Get home.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53- Are you all right? You seem a little off.- Fine.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59You're not thinking about pulling the plug on the programme, are you?
0:38:59 > 0:39:01Not everything's about you, Simon. BELL RINGS
0:39:10 > 0:39:14It's all wrong, how can she stand in the way of your dream like that?
0:39:14 > 0:39:16I'm never going to do that to our kids.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19If they have a passion for something, I'm going to tell them to go for it.
0:39:19 > 0:39:23Even if it means I won't see them for a year, cos they're in the jungle somewhere
0:39:23 > 0:39:26or on another planet tattooing aliens.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32- What?- Our kids?
0:39:32 > 0:39:34Yeah. What's so funny about that?
0:39:34 > 0:39:36No, nothing, just...
0:39:36 > 0:39:39And they're going to be alien tattoo artists?
0:39:39 > 0:39:43- Well, they'll be our kids, so they are bound to be a bit...- Weird. Yeah, that's true.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45- I was going to say cool, actually! - Hm.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50- She's lucky to have you. - And I'm lucky to have you.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Well, that's pretty obvious.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03I'm going to the pub with Vix, so you can make your own dinner.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06Sue, they've been punished.
0:40:06 > 0:40:11Oh, come on, don't let a couple of hormonal boys take away from a fantastic lesson.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14- Fantastic?- Yeah.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17Why else would Dynasty Barry stand up for you?
0:40:17 > 0:40:21She's the one who dobbed them in. Said you deserved better.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Hm.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Can I come to the pub?
0:40:25 > 0:40:27SHE LAUGHS
0:40:27 > 0:40:31Only if you're buying. And mine's a large one.
0:40:31 > 0:40:32MUSIC "Price Tag" by Jessie J
0:41:03 > 0:41:05SHE SIGHS
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Praying to the marking gods?
0:41:19 > 0:41:21That's pretty.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24Yeah. Thanks. Present from Vix.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28What, you don't like it?
0:41:30 > 0:41:34I just thought it was going to be smaller and more...ring shaped.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37A...proposal?
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Yeah.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42But it wasn't and I thought I was going to be relieved,
0:41:42 > 0:41:44and now, well, I'm...disappointed.
0:41:50 > 0:41:51- Am I mad?- Probably.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56I think I should take Simon's happiness classes.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59Oh, don't mention them. No, really don't.
0:42:02 > 0:42:03What shall I do, then?
0:42:04 > 0:42:07- You're asking me?- Uh-huh.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10- Really? - SHE LAUGHS
0:42:20 > 0:42:21SHE SIGHS HEAVILY
0:42:40 > 0:42:41Tony.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Well, was I lying?
0:42:47 > 0:42:48You were not!
0:42:50 > 0:42:53But I'm still feeling a little bruised.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55Bruised?
0:42:55 > 0:42:59What you said last time...that offended me deeply, Carol.
0:42:59 > 0:43:04I'm a tactile man, I like my staff to feel...appreciated.
0:43:04 > 0:43:05I know.
0:43:06 > 0:43:07I'm sorry.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14So are you giving me a job or not?
0:43:14 > 0:43:15Still feisty, I see.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19Just teasing, darling.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Come here.
0:43:26 > 0:43:27Oh!
0:43:31 > 0:43:33- Well...best get started.- Yeah.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Marcus will bring you up to speed.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37And don't go getting any ideas,
0:43:37 > 0:43:40I keep catching him giving me the eye, cheeky little tart!
0:43:40 > 0:43:42Yeah.
0:44:36 > 0:44:41Thanks for meeting me. Listen, I've had a really weird day.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45Nikkola! Ciao, bella! Mwah!
0:44:45 > 0:44:48- What is he doing here?- Sue called, something about kids teasing her,
0:44:48 > 0:44:52so I said she could come and meet us and then Tweedle Dee turned up with Tweedle Dum.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54You don't mind, do you? Got you a G and T.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27You're kidding me!
0:45:27 > 0:45:29You work here?
0:45:29 > 0:45:31Yeah.
0:45:31 > 0:45:32Got a problem with that?
0:45:38 > 0:45:40Got a wine list?
0:45:47 > 0:45:48Connor?
0:45:48 > 0:45:51- Connor?- What?
0:45:51 > 0:45:54Will you just come down here? I need to talk to you.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01What is it, Mum? I'm busy.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05Congratulations!
0:46:07 > 0:46:09I don't get it.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11You are taking that job.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13- But you said... - It's your life, Connor,
0:46:13 > 0:46:15and you've got to start living it.
0:46:21 > 0:46:27So, you enjoy it, do you? Working here?
0:46:27 > 0:46:29We don't have to do this.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46So, you teach?
0:46:46 > 0:46:48Guess that's interesting.
0:46:48 > 0:46:52Yes, when I'm not avoiding flying custard.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55I hated school.
0:46:55 > 0:46:59My teachers had me marked down as trouble the minute I tipped up.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01And you weren't?
0:47:01 > 0:47:04Who knows what I could have been if someone had taken an interest?
0:47:04 > 0:47:06There was this one teacher, Mrs Taylor, my art teacher.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08She said I had a good eye.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11My mum laughed when I told her. She was like, "Van Gogh you ain't."
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Van Gogh?
0:47:13 > 0:47:15This bloke'll be cutting his ears off if you keep harping on.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17- It's fine.- No, mate, no, no, no.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20You work hard all day, you come out in the evening, you want to relax,
0:47:20 > 0:47:23take in the view. You don't want to hear its bleeding life story.
0:47:23 > 0:47:27Tell you what, though. Cracking bit of scenery, eh?
0:47:29 > 0:47:31He's appalling.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33You shouldn't have to stand for that, you know.
0:47:33 > 0:47:36You could take him to an employment tribunal.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39Yeah, well, should and could aren't going to pay the bills.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49I told you everything would work out.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51Thank you.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54Yeah, you're going to need to get yourself a sofa bed, mate.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56I'm going to be visiting every weekend.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58Just when you thought you'd got rid of him.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01What about you, Dynasty? Heard back from Edinburgh yet?
0:48:01 > 0:48:04- She will soon.- I'm not worried. I've got a future somewhere.
0:48:04 > 0:48:11Um, I just want to say, Connor, I'm so proud of you, I could burst.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13And I'm grateful that I've had the honour
0:48:13 > 0:48:15of being your mum for the past 18 years.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20To my amazing husband who I love so much.
0:48:21 > 0:48:23To Connor.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25ALL: To Connor.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27To the future.
0:48:27 > 0:48:28To the future.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Aw, come on, guys, get a room!
0:48:41 > 0:48:44I wasn't, um... I hope you don't think I was...
0:48:44 > 0:48:48- because I really wouldn't... - What?
0:48:50 > 0:48:53I mean, it is a lovely view, but I wouldn't deliberately...
0:48:53 > 0:48:57I think you might be taking this metaphor too far, don't you?
0:48:57 > 0:48:59Metaphor?
0:48:59 > 0:49:02They're breasts, it's not a view.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05I know you think I'm thick, but I do know what a metaphor is.
0:49:05 > 0:49:08I'm sorry.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11Don't be. Do you want another wine?
0:49:11 > 0:49:12We've run out of the Sauvignon,
0:49:12 > 0:49:15but there's a nice Chablis in the fridge if you fancy that.
0:49:18 > 0:49:21And I don't... think you're a thick.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25In fact, this may seem ridiculous question,
0:49:25 > 0:49:27but do you like Shakespeare by any chance?
0:49:28 > 0:49:32Me? Can't get enough of it.
0:49:32 > 0:49:34Right up there with Jeremy Kyle.
0:49:36 > 0:49:37Sorry.
0:49:40 > 0:49:42Get... Get off!
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Excuse me?
0:49:46 > 0:49:47Keep your sweaty hands away from me!
0:49:47 > 0:49:50And here's me thinking you needed the money.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54Just a little misunderstanding. Right?
0:49:57 > 0:49:59I'm sorry, but I can't let you get away with that.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01Why? What are you going to do?
0:50:11 > 0:50:13Get out.
0:50:13 > 0:50:16- And you.- Eh? What have I done?
0:50:16 > 0:50:18- I didn't ask him to do that!- Tough!
0:50:18 > 0:50:22Anyway, I don't need some old hag working here.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37Carol, wait.
0:50:38 > 0:50:42- Are you OK? - No, I am flaming not OK.
0:50:46 > 0:50:51# Dial up my number now
0:50:51 > 0:50:58# Weaving it through the wire
0:50:58 > 0:51:01# Switch me on
0:51:01 > 0:51:04# Turn me up... #
0:51:04 > 0:51:05You OK?
0:51:07 > 0:51:09I wanted a ring.
0:51:09 > 0:51:10A what?
0:51:11 > 0:51:13Not a bracelet.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16What? Like a ring, ring?
0:51:17 > 0:51:20- Did she just...?- Shhh.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24- Is that mad? - Should we give you some space?
0:51:25 > 0:51:26Are you serious?
0:51:32 > 0:51:33Can I wear the dress?
0:51:33 > 0:51:36Answer the flippin' question first.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39You haven't asked me one yet.
0:51:39 > 0:51:42You going to make me say it?
0:51:43 > 0:51:44Yeah.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01Will you be my civil partner?
0:52:02 > 0:52:04No.
0:52:10 > 0:52:11I'll be your wife, though.
0:52:19 > 0:52:20Congratulations.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Flamin' bailiffs!
0:52:33 > 0:52:35There was two of them.
0:52:35 > 0:52:40I tried to stop them from coming in, but...I didn't know what to do.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42You never said we were in trouble.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45- It's not your problem. - Where were you?
0:52:45 > 0:52:49I was out sorting things. Trying to earn enough to tide us over.
0:52:49 > 0:52:53- I've gone and messed up again. - Is that why you stole the purse?
0:52:56 > 0:52:59And here's me going on about my stupid trip.
0:53:01 > 0:53:05It's not a stupid trip. It's about your future.
0:53:05 > 0:53:08And that's more important than ever.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10What are we going to do?
0:53:13 > 0:53:16You're going to have to get used to seeing your mum in a dinner lady's uniform.
0:53:18 > 0:53:20I'll call Mulgrew in the morning.
0:53:22 > 0:53:25I could get a job too. Get some bar work.
0:53:27 > 0:53:32Look, the only thing you've got to worry about is your school work.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36Cos you're getting out of this life.
0:53:36 > 0:53:39For the both of us. OK?
0:53:46 > 0:53:49That's the dishwasher filled and ready to go.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51Maggie, I just want to say thanks.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53No bother. Two pairs of hands and all that.
0:53:53 > 0:53:57Er, no. I mean... I mean for...
0:53:57 > 0:53:59Having a pop at ya?
0:53:59 > 0:54:02You were right. I do have to let him go.
0:54:02 > 0:54:05It doesn't make it easy, though, does it?
0:54:07 > 0:54:09See you tomorrow.
0:54:09 > 0:54:15On one condition - I never have to wear a canteen uniform ever again.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17- Not even the hat?- Ha-ha!
0:54:18 > 0:54:21Here? Came to say I'm sorry.
0:54:21 > 0:54:25I didn't mean to get you the sack tonight.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28Just couldn't let that man demean you in that way.
0:54:28 > 0:54:32- You're worth more than that. - Really? How much more?
0:54:32 > 0:54:35Um, a lot?
0:54:35 > 0:54:38Let's see. £2.90?
0:54:38 > 0:54:41Do you know how much money you cost me tonight?
0:54:41 > 0:54:44£50. Which may be nothing to you, but it's a lot to me.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49You're right. I'm sorry.
0:54:50 > 0:54:52What's this?
0:54:52 > 0:54:56Loss of earnings. And a severance payment.
0:54:56 > 0:54:57A what?
0:54:57 > 0:55:00It's when you get made redundant.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02I know what the word means, George.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05Sorry, I keep doing that, don't I?
0:55:05 > 0:55:09It's all right. Don't worry. Thanks.
0:55:13 > 0:55:14I'll get a corkscrew.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17- Oh, er, I've got to be off.- Please.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19I don't like drinking alone.
0:55:31 > 0:55:33I'm going to bed.
0:55:35 > 0:55:37Promise me something.
0:55:38 > 0:55:39What?
0:55:39 > 0:55:43When you're a hot-shot chef in some swanky restaurant,
0:55:43 > 0:55:46you'll still always wear a pair of dorky pyjamas.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49You think my pyjamas are dorky?
0:55:49 > 0:55:51OK, I promise!
0:55:51 > 0:55:52Night.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56Sleep tight.
0:56:01 > 0:56:03Don't let the bedbugs bite.
0:56:11 > 0:56:13THEY LAUGH
0:56:14 > 0:56:18- If someone had told me I was going to end the evening here, I'd have thought...- What?
0:56:18 > 0:56:19That my kids had skanked you?
0:56:19 > 0:56:21Skanked?
0:56:21 > 0:56:22It means scammed.
0:56:24 > 0:56:27- Maybe I'm the one who could teach you a few things.- Maybe.
0:56:28 > 0:56:32You're quite surprising, Carol.
0:56:32 > 0:56:33Ditto.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35I've enjoyed your company.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39We should do it again sometime.
0:56:41 > 0:56:43Sure.
0:56:44 > 0:56:47So are you going to give me your number, then, or what?
0:56:50 > 0:56:53Mum! Who are you talking to?
0:56:54 > 0:56:57I'm just on the phone, babe. Go back to bed.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59Is it Kase? Let's have a word.
0:56:59 > 0:57:03It's just the phone company on at me again. Honestly, get some sleep.
0:57:03 > 0:57:05- Night.- Night, love.
0:57:11 > 0:57:13Haven't finished your wine?
0:57:13 > 0:57:16School night. It's probably for the best.
0:57:17 > 0:57:19Haven't you forgotten something?
0:57:21 > 0:57:22Having second thoughts, are we?
0:57:24 > 0:57:27No. Not at all.
0:57:27 > 0:57:29Great. Well, I'll give you a call.
0:57:29 > 0:57:31Yeah, sure.
0:57:33 > 0:57:34Lovely.
0:57:49 > 0:57:52Let us show you what the resilience camp means!
0:57:52 > 0:57:54Three, two, one. WHISTLE BLOWS
0:57:54 > 0:57:56OK, let's go, let's go, let's go!
0:57:56 > 0:57:59I do teach your daughter.
0:57:59 > 0:58:02Maybe you could teach me a few things.
0:58:02 > 0:58:06Aw, you must be Eve! I've heard all about you!
0:58:06 > 0:58:11Eve, this is Vix. My fiancee.
0:58:11 > 0:58:15You're harassing me. Now leave me alone.
0:58:17 > 0:58:19I'm looking for someone.
0:58:19 > 0:58:22Her name's Imogen Stewart, she said she was here and in trouble.