Episode 14

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Does Dynasty know you're back? - You say nothing to Dynasty!

0:00:04 > 0:00:06- Do you hear me?!- I don't think it's a good idea,

0:00:06 > 0:00:08I do teach your daughter.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11Maybe you could teach me a few things?

0:00:11 > 0:00:13This is harassment. You're harassing me.

0:00:13 > 0:00:17- Why are you being like this?- Because you're a child and I'm a teacher.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- I wanted to talk to you about the resilience camp.- Simon! Please!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23I do not have the time to talk about this again! Just sort it!

0:00:23 > 0:00:29Listen, I've got one of those 2-for-1 vouchers for a pizza place.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32But I'm not really...free.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Aren't you a bit old to be playing at cops and robbers?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05We're not playing.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08This is how the FBI stalk their suspects.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11These are proper techniques here, Lisa!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Yeah? Well, you look like proper numpties!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20GEORGE: "Our resilience programme is less about exams

0:01:20 > 0:01:24"and more about creating young people who are enthusiastic,

0:01:24 > 0:01:28"self-assured and ready to thrust themselves forth into the world.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33"Because those who exude confidence and self-respect

0:01:33 > 0:01:38"are more likely to get the treatment they deserve."

0:01:38 > 0:01:41I don't think so. Get away from there.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Just these, thanks.- £3.55, please.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53GEORGE: "Vigilance Day is about encouraging the pupils to be alert.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56"To recognise when something isn't right

0:01:56 > 0:01:58"and have the confidence to change it.

0:01:58 > 0:02:03"Forming resilient and responsible citizens for the future."

0:02:05 > 0:02:10And in part two, we solve global hunger and world poverty.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12I think you're being very mean, George.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16It's rather wonderful Simon's injecting a bit of life into the curriculum.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Yes, but as with all faddy, new initiatives, Audrey,

0:02:19 > 0:02:22the burden tends to fall on the teachers.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I'm assuming that you haven't been given any extra time

0:02:24 > 0:02:27to deal with all the marking that these new lessons will generate?

0:02:27 > 0:02:31- Oh, he's got a point.- Gosh! I'm already up to my eyes in marking.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Well, I'm all for improving things for the students

0:02:35 > 0:02:38just as long as it doesn't make things doubly difficult for the teachers.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- What do you want?- I've come to say I'm sorry about Friday night.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- You were right about Gabriella. - Oh, guys, she's not that bad.

0:02:49 > 0:02:55- Listen, there's something else I need to tell you.- Babes...I'm sorry.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59If I'd had been a better mate, you wouldn't have to look for another one.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Josef... - HE SPEAKS POLISH

0:03:18 > 0:03:20THEY ALL ARGUE IN POLISH

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Sh! Sh!

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- These boys giving you trouble, Dad? - What do you think?

0:03:35 > 0:03:40- What's this?!- Backup? If you want to buy something, hurry up.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- If not, leave.- All right!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- No need to be like that about it! - I want you out our shop!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Come on, Lenny.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Lenny!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Look, Rhiannon, there's your drinking pal.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08You might not like her, but she knows how to make an entrance.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- What's he doing back?!- He was in Morton's with his mates.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13- How was he?- Like Barry.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Nice wheels. I'm well jel. - Never mind about the car.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- What are you doing with my brother? - What am I not doing with him?

0:04:23 > 0:04:28- Do I look like I find this funny? - I thought you'd be pleased. This practically makes us sisters.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30It really doesn't.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32And if you don't stay away from me,

0:04:32 > 0:04:35you'll find out just how far away from being sisters we really are.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Bad attitude in that shop, hadn't they?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44It's like they just thought we was there to nick stuff.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46You were there to nick stuff.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48They couldn't get us out of there quick enough.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Especially when we saw those girls out the back.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Well, would you want your relatives being eyed up...by that?

0:04:56 > 0:05:01- You didn't see them. They were scared or something.- Again, look at the state of that.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Look, I'm being serious, Lisa,

0:05:07 > 0:05:10something in that shop was just totally off.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15- See, this is why playing at being secret agents...- FBI agents! - You two need to grow up.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- He always gets carried away like this.- No, I don't.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23OK, you don't. You also didn't have to sleep with the lights on for a week

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- after watching Slash Attack 3 either. - HE LAUGHS

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Me, too!

0:05:36 > 0:05:40So you should all have your lesson plans for the Vigilance session

0:05:40 > 0:05:43you'll be taking with your classes this morning.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Meanwhile, I'll be running the Leaders of Tomorrow session with the older pupils in the gym.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Thanks for your time, guys. - BELL

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Thank you.- Thank you.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01I don't get it, everyone seemed really on board last week.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Well, keep working on them. Both of you.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08What use exactly is resilience and citizenship to these children?

0:06:08 > 0:06:12It's important for our students to express themselves as people, George,

0:06:12 > 0:06:15rather than being judged solely on essays, exams and attainment.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I wonder what the LA will think

0:06:17 > 0:06:22when they realise our focus is no longer on essays, exams and attainment.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27I'm sure they'll understand that there's more to just teaching here at Waterloo Road.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30We have to be mentors, life coaches even.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32I think it's important, George.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35As is our senior management team showing a united front,

0:06:35 > 0:06:39so I would like you to support Simon's leadership lesson

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- in the gym this morning.- That's OK, I've got it covered.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Thanks, Christine.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47I'm sure Simon...doesn't need me to hold his hand.

0:06:47 > 0:06:52- And anyway, I'm on pastoral duty. - No, no, I'll text you if anything comes up.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Oh, erm...it's very good of you to think of us teachers

0:07:08 > 0:07:14when...when there are leftovers in the canteen, Mrs Barry.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- I thought we were supposed to be keeping a low profile?- It's a bacon butty, George,

0:07:17 > 0:07:22- not an engagement ring, but if you don't want it...- No, no, it's really sweet of you. Thank you.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I just wanted you to know how much I missed you this weekend.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Well, I remember you saying your mum's not much of a cook. So...

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Yeah, well, having your own full-time chef can do that to a person.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- She's got her own chef?!- Hmm.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Her own chef, her own housekeeper, her own...gardener.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43Not to mention the Vietnamese girl who comes in once a week to wax her whiskers with caramel.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45She must have felt like she was slumming it at yours.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Probably, nothing's good enough for Mother, least of all me.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh, I'm sure that's not true.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Most mothers would give their right arm for a son like you. - HE LAUGHS

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Well, she'll be 30,000 feet up and halfway to Kensington by now,

0:07:59 > 0:08:03so, hopefully, it will be some considerable time

0:08:03 > 0:08:04before we have another visit.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Thank you.- Pleasure.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Right, settle down, guys.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Who can tell me what makes an effective leader?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Strength.- Yeah, you're right, Gabriella,

0:08:32 > 0:08:36but we're not talking about physical strength, we're talking about mental strength.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- What else makes a good leader? - Good communication skills.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Yes, Dynasty. Excellent! Well done.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45And that is what this is all about.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Next week, we're going to be relying on you lot to step up at the Resilience Camp.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Lord help us all!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56So...can you communicate like leaders?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59We're about to find out.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00BEEPING

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Thrilling as this sounds, Mr Lowsley,

0:09:05 > 0:09:07sadly my presence is required by the head teacher.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12I'd have called police if it was up to me.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16Well, I appreciate you giving us the chance to deal with it first.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- You wanted me?- Yes. Erm...this is Mr Windsor, my deputy head.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23It seems Lenny Brown and Darren Hughes

0:09:23 > 0:09:26behaved rather disgracefully in Mr Kowalski's shop this morning.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29The bigger one is always stealing from us.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32I can assure you Mr Windsor will give them a stern talking-to.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- A talking-to?! - And they will be punished,

0:09:35 > 0:09:37but with young people like Lenny and Darren

0:09:37 > 0:09:39it's important to get to the cause of their behaviour,

0:09:39 > 0:09:43- so that...- I just don't want them in the shop again.- I fully understand that.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Thank you very much for coming in.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Getting to the cause of their behaviour?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01You're beginning to sound like Simon.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Is that such a bad thing?

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Just don't go the whole hog and get a perm, will you?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Go and read Lenny and Darren the riot act.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11But I was having such fun with Mr Lousy.

0:10:14 > 0:10:19Right...sit down in here, consider the consequences of your actions, et cetera, et cetera.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21You go back into lessons... period two.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23What, is that it?!

0:10:23 > 0:10:28Yes. What were you expecting, a birching? They've outlawed that. Sadly.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32Well, no but... Well, Mr Lowsley always asks me why I did it and that.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Well, unlike Mr Lowsley, I don't enjoy wasting my time.

0:10:35 > 0:10:42All I will say is if you're insistent on nicking stuff, you might as well get used to confined spaces.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45There's something not right going on at that shop, sir.

0:10:45 > 0:10:50Apart from chocolate bars leaping off the shelves and into your pockets, you mean?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- I'm being serious, sir.- So am I.

0:10:52 > 0:10:57Mr Lowsley might be interested in your ridiculous justifications for bad behaviour, I'm not.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11Do you not think it's a bit weird that the guy from the shop came in and grassed on us?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- I mean, it's not the first time you've nicked stuff from there, is it?- No.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Then the only thing different about today...was that we saw those two girls.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Maybe...he was taking offensive action.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28O-OOffensive action?

0:11:28 > 0:11:32Yeah, grassing on us before we could grass on him.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Well, why would we want to do that?

0:11:34 > 0:11:40Young girls...face full of make-up, tight tops, acting weird.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Well, what does that make you think of?

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Rhiannon Salt?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Sex slaves, Darren.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56They get trafficked to this country by the Mafia.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Would that not explain everything we saw this morning?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Straight on. Straight on. Stop.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Stop! SHE LAUGHS

0:12:12 > 0:12:15That's it. Straight on. Straightforward. Take it slowly.

0:12:17 > 0:12:23- Marvellous. Very good. Now feel this.- Step to the left.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27- Look straight ahead.- Excellent, guys. Are they communicating well, Miss Boston?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Yeah, yeah, they are actually. - Good, that's what it's all about,

0:12:30 > 0:12:32inspiring confidence in your followers.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Right leg over now. And...there you go.

0:12:35 > 0:12:40Oliver Twist and the Artful Dodger are currently doing time in the cooler as we speak.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Did you get to the bottom of it? - Well, they stole some sweets, Christine,

0:12:44 > 0:12:47that hardly warrants a visit from the psychiatrist.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50We don't know what's going on with them if we don't ask.

0:12:52 > 0:12:57Hm. Do I hear the dulcet tones of tomorrow's leaders honing their skills?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Play nicely.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Left leg up.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Then the other one, miss.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Forward.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Very good. Very good. Keep going.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Yeah, try to do it verbally, Gabriella.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16You shouldn't really need to touch him.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18I wouldn't want him to hurt himself.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20WOMAN SCREAMS

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Right, I'm guessing Mrs Lowsley isn't feeling very safe right now.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Sorry, must have missed that one.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Rhiannon, if you're not going to do it properly, you won't take part at all.

0:13:34 > 0:13:40Do try and keep their innate leadership qualities in check, Mr Lowsley, if you can.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Why don't you show them how it's done, Mr Windsor?

0:13:46 > 0:13:51So many reasons, one of which, fortunately, is S4 French.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18Are you all right there, love? Bingo's up at the Community Centre if that's what you're looking for?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21No, it most certainly is not, I'm looking for my son.

0:14:21 > 0:14:26- And who might that be? - The deputy head, Mr Windsor.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32Right, take your text books out, turn to page 54

0:14:32 > 0:14:37and complete Exercise B... in silence.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41But, sir, our timetable says we have a special vigilance lesson today.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46How remiss.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Yes.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Today's lesson is about vigilance.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Who knows what it means...to be vigilant?

0:14:56 > 0:15:02Well, it means to always be always on the lookout for potential danger wherever it may lurk.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05And to be careful who you trust in these dangerous times,

0:15:05 > 0:15:11the threat of terrorism and crime is everywhere but not always obvious.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Sir, what should you do

0:15:13 > 0:15:17if you think that you've discovered something...criminal,

0:15:17 > 0:15:20but...other people don't really believe you?

0:15:20 > 0:15:25Well, if your gut instinct tells you there's something wrong, chances are there is.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28But you shouldn't necessarily be swayed by others.

0:15:28 > 0:15:33Don't automatically assume that they know more than you do.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37So you should do something about it too, shouldn't you, sir?

0:15:37 > 0:15:41Well, would you want to be the person who could have prevented something and didn't?

0:15:41 > 0:15:44The hero that never was?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47No guts, no glory.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Any other questions?

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Right, take your books out,

0:15:55 > 0:16:01turn to page 54 and complete Exercise B...

0:16:02 > 0:16:04..in silence.

0:16:09 > 0:16:14- Almost there. - MRS WINDSOR SIGHS - Thank goodness for that!

0:16:14 > 0:16:16SHE SIGHS AND LAUGHS

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I'm as slow as a snail.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Don't ever get old, will you, dear?

0:16:22 > 0:16:25So it must be lovely having George back in the country.

0:16:25 > 0:16:30- It's just the two of you, isn't it? - Oh, you seem to know rather a lot about him.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33I wouldn't have thought your paths would cross that much.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Well, he's very supportive of the nonteaching staff, very friendly,

0:16:36 > 0:16:39not like some of 'em who think they're a cut above.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Yes, that sounds like my George.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44He likes to mix with all sorts.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Sir, there's someone at the door for you?

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Mother! What are you doing here?

0:17:08 > 0:17:11There was a mix up with the flights, so they put me on a later one.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15- I saw your ticket, you were definitely booked on the early... - Not to worry, these things happen.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18And, anyway, I've always wanted to see you in action

0:17:18 > 0:17:21and now I have time to.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Sir, is this the new Mrs Windsor? - WHISTLING

0:17:24 > 0:17:28No, actually, this is the old Mrs Windsor. My mother, everyone.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Good morning, children.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33She chats well posh, innit, sir?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36I'm sorry, I'm not fluent in council-estate slang,

0:17:36 > 0:17:39could somebody please translate?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41LAUGHTER

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Miss, what was sir like when he was little?

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Adorable! A chubby little cherub.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50A chubby little cherub. Is that right, sir?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Miss, how old are you?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Never you mind.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56LAUGHTER

0:18:07 > 0:18:12So, who thinks they can translate the school motto for Mrs Windsor?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Archie?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Welcome to Waterloo Road, Mrs Windsor.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Our school motto is "Ex Nihilo Omnia".

0:18:18 > 0:18:21It means "Everything From Nothing".

0:18:21 > 0:18:23How delightful!

0:18:23 > 0:18:25What a well-behaved class.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Well, we're only as good as our teacher, miss.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34It's about more than just being a teacher at a school like this,

0:18:34 > 0:18:36you have to be...a mentor,

0:18:36 > 0:18:38a life coach even.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47Right then, who thinks they came up with a good one for the letter V?

0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Imogen?- I had "voicing your concerns".

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Yes. Voicing your concerns. Excellent!

0:18:55 > 0:18:59What about the letter I? Rhiannon, have you got anything?

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Innit. - LAUGHTER

0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Innit?- Like "Voicing your concerns, innit."

0:19:07 > 0:19:09LAUGHTER

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Possibly. Anyone else got anything for the letter I?

0:19:13 > 0:19:15GEORGE: # Qui nous-sommes

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- ALL:- # Qui nous-sommes

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- # D'ou nous venons - D'ou nous venons

0:19:20 > 0:19:23# Nous leur disons toujours Archie

0:19:23 > 0:19:27- # Nous leur disons toujours - Nous sommes Waterloo Road

0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Lenny. BOTH:- # Nous sommes...

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- # Nous sommes Waterloo Road - Le puissant Waterloo Road

0:19:33 > 0:19:35# Le puissant Waterloo Road! #

0:19:35 > 0:19:38HE LAUGHS APPLAUSE

0:19:40 > 0:19:43That's one of our favourites, isn't it, guys?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Well, they certainly seem to enjoy it.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Well, I think it's important

0:19:46 > 0:19:49that they get an opportunity to express themselves,

0:19:49 > 0:19:54that classes aren't just about exams and essays and attainment.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56A lot of the teachers tend to pilfer my techniques,

0:19:56 > 0:19:59but I think it's important to share good practice.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01BELL

0:20:01 > 0:20:04That's break time, kids. Run along.

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Don't forget to be vigilant.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07And look out for one another.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Got to love 'em, haven't you?

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- What are you saying?- The more I think about it the more I know that I'm right.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21Why do you think he wouldn't sell you those magazines?

0:20:21 > 0:20:26- Well, because I'm underage. - Because that's where he's advertising the girls.

0:20:27 > 0:20:33Aye. You see, it does kind of make sense when you say it, because obviously...I do look old enough.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36What are yous talking about?

0:20:36 > 0:20:40- We reckon Mr Kowalski's people raffling.- Trafficking.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Yeah.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Are you for real?!- We are actually. SHE SIGHS

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Is this something you've put in his head?

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- What?!- I have got a mind of my own, you know.

0:20:56 > 0:21:01No, you haven't, not when it comes to stuff like this. You just get dragged along.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04No, I don't. I'm the one who figured this out, not him.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06And I'll be the one who sorts it.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Barry, what do you want?

0:21:33 > 0:21:34I've missed you.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39You look different.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41So do you.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Nice hair. - HE LAUGHS

0:21:47 > 0:21:49I want... I want to come home...Dynasty.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54It's not me you need to speak to, it's me mum.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- She's working in the kitchens now. - Yeah.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03You could talk to her for me though, you could tell her I've changed.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08You need to speak to her yourself.

0:22:08 > 0:22:13I reckon the only thing I'd get in that kitchen right now is a knuckle sandwich.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16It might not be that bad.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- Barry...- Yeah?

0:22:19 > 0:22:22..if you're just coming back to mess things up for us, don't.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26At first, I have to admit

0:22:26 > 0:22:29that I thought it was all a bit beneath you,

0:22:29 > 0:22:34but now I see the wonderful work you're doing with these poor, underprivileged children.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36It's admirable, George, it really is.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Just one moment, Mother.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Last time I checked you didn't go to this school,

0:22:43 > 0:22:46which means that you shouldn't be here.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50I'm glad to see you're getting some action, sir, but isn't she a bit old for you?

0:22:50 > 0:22:53- How dare you!- Leave it to me, Mother.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57If you're quite finished trespassing and harassing an old woman,

0:22:57 > 0:23:01- I think it's probably time you left, don't you?- Or what?!

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Barry, what have I just said?

0:23:03 > 0:23:06It's all right, I'm going.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10But you better be treating me mum right, do you hear me?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- What?- Yeah, I heard she's working here.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15So you lot better be looking after her.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Well, rest assured we are.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Come along, Mother.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Are you for real?

0:23:25 > 0:23:29- About looking out for me mum?- Of course I am! I love her, don't I?

0:23:32 > 0:23:34All right...I'll speak to her.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Euww! That looks minging!

0:23:50 > 0:23:55Yeah, well, your idea of cooking is stabbing it with a fork and shoving it in the microwave!

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Shouldn't you be in class or something?

0:24:05 > 0:24:06I saw Barry.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Where?- Here. He texted me.

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Was he OK?- He seemed...different.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19- What do you mean "different"?- Like he's changed. Like he's...grown up!

0:24:19 > 0:24:23- SHE LAUGHS - He's gone to you cos you're a soft touch, you know that, don't you?

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- He's really sorry.- Oh, he always is. If I had a quid for every time

0:24:26 > 0:24:28he's said that word, I'd be dripping in diamonds.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32- I just want you to think about him coming home.- No.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Please, Mum, just think about it.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37I've done nothing but think about it for the past few weeks,

0:24:37 > 0:24:39cos unlike you I knew he'd come crawling back soon enough.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43Oh, yeah, that's why your face lit up when I mentioned him.

0:24:43 > 0:24:48You can pretend to yourself that you're done with him, but you can't lie to me.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52He's a wrong 'un, Dynasty, just like his dad and you've got to accept that.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56You used to be all about family. What changed?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Oh, Christine, met my mother?

0:25:03 > 0:25:07Yes. Mrs Windsor, how lovely to see you again.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11I worked with George in Glasgow.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Christine! - SHE LAUGHS

0:25:14 > 0:25:17It took me a second to recognise you without a drink in your hand.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19GEORGE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:25:19 > 0:25:23Yes, I'm off to teach, so I'll see you back here at lunchtime, Mother.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27No, George...you're off to change lives.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38You...still have a way with words, I see.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41And you still have a way with men.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Does nothing but talk about you, my George.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47- Really?- Oh, yes.

0:25:48 > 0:25:54When I heard that he'd split up with that awful misfortune cookie he brought back from China,

0:25:54 > 0:25:59I thought maybe just for once a suitable choice.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03The heart doesn't always crave "suitable", does it?

0:26:03 > 0:26:08I found this vile bottle of perfume in his bathroom this morning,

0:26:08 > 0:26:11so I know he has some floozy on the go.

0:26:11 > 0:26:18And trust me, I use the word perfume in its loosest possible sense.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19I'm sure he knows what he's doing.

0:26:19 > 0:26:25I was all set to board my plane this morning and...I just couldn't go.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27It's a mother's job to make sure

0:26:27 > 0:26:33that all is well with her little ones and all is not well, I can sense it.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Well, I...I hope you're wrong.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39And what about that lovely little boy of yours.

0:26:39 > 0:26:44- What's he up to?- Connor? Well, he's quite a big boy now.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47He's just gone off to London to train as a chef.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50Oh, it's difficult when they leave, isn't it?

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Nothing prepares you for it.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Because they never stop being our babies.

0:26:58 > 0:27:03- Even when they're balding babies with a middle-aged spread. - SHE LAUGHS

0:27:04 > 0:27:07He...really talks about me?

0:27:08 > 0:27:10All the time.

0:27:13 > 0:27:18OK, fourth years, remember you need to find quotes to support your arguments.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22And, fifth years, you need to credit your sources.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24- Miss?- Yep?

0:27:35 > 0:27:39- We need to work out what we're going to do.- What do you mean?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41About those girls, the sex slaves.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44- We've got to find a way of getting them out of there.- No!

0:27:46 > 0:27:49I'm not getting involved. Kowalski's already complained once!

0:27:49 > 0:27:52We can't just leave them there. We've got to help them.

0:27:52 > 0:27:56Mr Windsor says if you know something criminal's going on, then you have to do something about it.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59No guts, no glory.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03It's the right thing to do, Dan.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05I'm not sure.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07BELL RINGS

0:28:07 > 0:28:10All right, fourth years, your essays are due in next week.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14Year Five, I'll be checking your progress on Friday. Thank you.

0:28:17 > 0:28:22And besides, if we did rescue them, they're bound to be grateful.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24How grateful?

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Very grateful.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47You couldn't whip me up an omelette or something, could you?

0:28:47 > 0:28:51- We'll have the stew.- Goodness! Is that what that is?

0:29:15 > 0:29:18Let's hope she doesn't choke on it.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22Dynasty, love, give Mr W a hand.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Go on!

0:29:25 > 0:29:28- Have you thought any more about our Barry?- Not now!

0:29:30 > 0:29:32Stew, please.

0:29:37 > 0:29:41- Hey, how come Mr Windsor got more than me?- Shut it!

0:29:41 > 0:29:43Go!

0:29:49 > 0:29:51Here's all right. We'll wait here.

0:29:54 > 0:29:55DAN SIGHS

0:29:56 > 0:29:59What happens now?

0:29:59 > 0:30:00Now we wait.

0:30:03 > 0:30:08Look, if they are using those as slaves then we're going to see some dodgy-looking guys coming and going.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13Or...we could just go in and see what's happening?

0:30:13 > 0:30:16I'm not going to go up to the counter and say, "Excuse me, are you keeping two Polish girls

0:30:16 > 0:30:20"against their will by any chance?!" Don't be daft, Lise!

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Daz! Sorry. HE LAUGHS

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Oh, here are, look! Where's he going?!

0:30:29 > 0:30:31GULLS SCREECH

0:30:34 > 0:30:35Look!

0:30:55 > 0:30:58You look like a girl who's had her right arm cut off.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00What?

0:31:00 > 0:31:04Lenny. What's wrong with him, by the way?

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Tummy ache.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Hm.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Shaznay! Put that powder down now!

0:31:18 > 0:31:22I think you could fit quite a few sex slaves in the back of that.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24MEN SPEAK IN POLISH

0:31:25 > 0:31:28Getting them drunk!

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Oh, those poor girls don't stand a chance.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38He was a very sensitive little boy.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41He used to bite his nails right down to the quick!

0:31:41 > 0:31:47- I had to put bitter aloes on his fingers...- Yes, Mother, I'm sure no-one's really interested

0:31:47 > 0:31:49in my...childhood nail stories.

0:31:53 > 0:31:57SHE CHOKES Are you all right, Mother?

0:31:57 > 0:31:59SHE GASPS Oh, my goodness!

0:31:59 > 0:32:01Mother, are you all right?

0:32:01 > 0:32:04- Hm...- I was only messing about her choking.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09SHE GROANS What on earth do you think you're doing?!

0:32:09 > 0:32:11SHE GROANS

0:32:14 > 0:32:16APPLAUSE

0:32:16 > 0:32:18WHOOPING

0:32:20 > 0:32:24Well done, Dynasty. Resilience training in action.

0:32:24 > 0:32:30Ah! It's one of me falsies! And it's ruined. These aren't cheap either, you know!

0:32:30 > 0:32:32Unlike you, who's about as cheap as they come.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35- Mother, that is enough. - I've just saved your life!

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Hang on a minute, that's my daughter you're calling cheap.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41Oh, well, that's hardly a surprise. What a chip off the old block.

0:32:41 > 0:32:45- You must be very proud. - I am actually.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47That smell!

0:32:47 > 0:32:50All right, you've made your point, you didn't like the stew.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53That awful smell! The perfume!

0:32:53 > 0:32:55It's you!

0:32:57 > 0:33:01She's your new bit of stuff!

0:33:01 > 0:33:04LAUGHTER

0:33:04 > 0:33:06Her?!

0:33:06 > 0:33:10- Well, it's obvious why you don't care about your family, isn't it? - Of course I care about you!

0:33:10 > 0:33:12Get lost!

0:33:13 > 0:33:17All right, you lot, show's over! Eat your lunches or do one.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30Right, there's definitely something going on in there.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32- I think we should go and have a look.- Oh, I don't know.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36FBI protocol in the field, all right.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38One hangs back, one goes in.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40Right, I think that should be me.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43Obviously, you're not ready to tackle the Polish Mafia.

0:33:43 > 0:33:47- Look, I don't know about this, Darren.- Just chill, all right! I know what I'm doing!

0:33:49 > 0:33:52- If I'm not back in ten minutes, call for back-up.- All right.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08BELL RINGS

0:34:10 > 0:34:14BELL RINGS

0:34:34 > 0:34:35GIRLS TALK IN POLISH

0:34:35 > 0:34:38What do you think you are doing?

0:34:38 > 0:34:44SHE LAUGHS George and Carol Barry getting it on! That is the stuff of nightmares!

0:34:44 > 0:34:47- Oh!- Hey, have I missed something?

0:34:47 > 0:34:50- Yeah.- You can say that again.

0:34:50 > 0:34:54George's mother has only gone and outed him and Carol Barry!

0:34:54 > 0:34:58- What?- The old biddy recognised Carol's perfume or something.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00You should've seen George's face!

0:35:04 > 0:35:05PHONE RINGS

0:35:09 > 0:35:11All right, sis? Everything OK?

0:35:11 > 0:35:13There's something you should know.

0:35:15 > 0:35:16Mr Windsor?!

0:35:27 > 0:35:30Perhaps you should have a lie down, Mother.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32No, no, I'll be fine in a moment.

0:35:32 > 0:35:36It's...it's just the shock, that's all.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Yes. Yes, I'm sorry.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43I probably should have told you about me and Carol.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46I just don't understand.

0:35:46 > 0:35:50- SHE SIGHS - You could have been someone, George.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52You could have married a someone.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55With your education and our connections,

0:35:55 > 0:35:58your future was gold-plated.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01What happened to you thinking I was doing something worthwhile here?

0:36:01 > 0:36:04Please, grow up, George!

0:36:04 > 0:36:06We both know that you went into teaching

0:36:06 > 0:36:09to spite your father and me.

0:36:09 > 0:36:13- SHE SIGHS - He must be positively spinning in his grave!

0:36:13 > 0:36:18- Drag him into it(!)- His son and heir teaching at some two-bit school.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21Cavorting with a dinner lady!

0:36:22 > 0:36:24Not even a very good dinner lady!

0:36:27 > 0:36:31Well, I'm sorry if I in some way...

0:36:31 > 0:36:35You're still young, George, with the world at your feet.

0:36:35 > 0:36:39- HE SIGHS - We're better than this...

0:36:39 > 0:36:41and you know it.

0:36:43 > 0:36:44Be a darling and call me a taxi,

0:36:44 > 0:36:47I think I've had enough excitement for one day.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51Of course. I'll...

0:36:51 > 0:36:54I'll get one of the pupils to walk you down to the staff room.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07BANG

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Excuse me, excuse me!

0:37:16 > 0:37:17You need to help me!

0:37:17 > 0:37:21My friend's in there, he's been kidnapped by the Polish mafia, I'm pretty sure he's just been shot!

0:37:33 > 0:37:35I hear you put on quite a floor show at lunchtime.

0:37:42 > 0:37:45Mothers can be very protective of their sons.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49Especially when they think they're making a mistake.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51HE SCOFFS

0:37:51 > 0:37:54Is that your way of saying I'm making a mistake?

0:37:57 > 0:37:59It's none of my business really, is it?

0:38:02 > 0:38:05Some of the pupils could have been very upset.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08Yeah, well, Dynasty will have to get used to the idea.

0:38:09 > 0:38:13Carol has spent the best part of 20 years putting the kids first,

0:38:13 > 0:38:16sooner or later they'll all fly the nest and leave her on her own.

0:38:16 > 0:38:21Don't you think she deserves the right to try and find a bit of happiness for herself?

0:38:26 > 0:38:28Then you should go for it.

0:38:30 > 0:38:31Really?

0:38:32 > 0:38:33Why not?

0:38:33 > 0:38:35If it makes you both happy.

0:38:39 > 0:38:40Thank you.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44I wasn't really expecting you to be...

0:38:44 > 0:38:46this nice about it.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48There's nothing worse than living with regret, George.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52You don't want to be haunted with what could have been...

0:38:54 > 0:38:55..if only you'd had the guts.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00No guts, no glory.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09Just do us all a favour and keep the domestics at home in future.

0:39:09 > 0:39:10Yep.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12Sure.

0:39:26 > 0:39:30Keeping in mind what we've just said about persuasive writing,

0:39:30 > 0:39:34what do you think the author's intention was with the sonnet?

0:39:34 > 0:39:36It was to pull the bird that he really liked, Miss.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38LAUGHTER

0:39:38 > 0:39:42It's not quite how I would have put it, Kevin, but basically, yeah.

0:39:42 > 0:39:46So perhaps Mr Windsor used something like that to woo Mrs Barry?

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Oh, shut up, Gabriella.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50That's enough, Gabi.

0:39:50 > 0:39:51What? He might have.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54I said that's enough. Rhiannon, you want to sort yourself out

0:39:54 > 0:39:56or you'll end up on the other side of the door.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58You know what, Rhiannon,

0:39:58 > 0:40:00I thought you had better taste in friends than that.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02Maybe she'd like to write a sonnet to Connor,

0:40:02 > 0:40:03persuade him to come home.

0:40:03 > 0:40:07Right, everybody, let's ignore her, because she's only trying to get a reaction.

0:40:07 > 0:40:08OK, can we have some focus?

0:40:08 > 0:40:12You really impressed me this morning, don't ruin it now.

0:40:12 > 0:40:13Whatever.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17That includes you, Gabriella.

0:40:21 > 0:40:22Well, of course she'd take their side.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24She's the daughter-in-law of the Head

0:40:24 > 0:40:28and she's the stepdaughter of the Deputy Head.

0:40:31 > 0:40:32Do you know what?

0:40:32 > 0:40:35I cannot wait for my brother to dump you.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37Cos he will, you know?

0:40:37 > 0:40:38Right, Dynasty, sit down.

0:40:38 > 0:40:41Because even he knows poison when he sees it!

0:40:46 > 0:40:48Gabriella, where are you going?

0:40:51 > 0:40:53SHE SOBS

0:40:54 > 0:40:55Hey!

0:40:58 > 0:41:00What's wrong?

0:41:03 > 0:41:04Everyone hates me.

0:41:07 > 0:41:11No matter what I do, or say,

0:41:11 > 0:41:12they hate me.

0:41:15 > 0:41:16Come on.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30A peace offering.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32What happened to the rest of the bunch?

0:41:33 > 0:41:35Actually I stole it from an art lesson.

0:41:35 > 0:41:39Group of students even now as we speak sketching an empty vase.

0:41:42 > 0:41:43So you met Mother.

0:41:43 > 0:41:44Yeah, that went well.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47Hmm, can be very vindictive when she wants to be.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Well, at least you can see it.

0:41:49 > 0:41:52- Family trait, I'm afraid.- No, George.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54You're much better than her.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57You're not a bitter old snob,

0:41:57 > 0:41:58you're a really lovely man.

0:42:00 > 0:42:01I'm not sure I am.

0:42:01 > 0:42:02Of course you are.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05You're as sweet and generous as anything.

0:42:07 > 0:42:08Not to everyone.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10PHONE RINGS

0:42:11 > 0:42:13This'll be the cab.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15- See you later.- Yeah.

0:42:15 > 0:42:16Hello? Yes.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18Yep, we're on our way.

0:42:21 > 0:42:23It can take a bit of time to settle into a new school

0:42:23 > 0:42:26but no-one hates you, Gabriella.

0:42:26 > 0:42:27SHE SNIFFS

0:42:27 > 0:42:28Yes, they do.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Even you hate me for what I did.

0:42:32 > 0:42:37It was awkward and inappropriate, but it's water under the bridge.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40And whatever's happened with your friends, that'll blow over too,

0:42:40 > 0:42:41I promise.

0:42:47 > 0:42:48You do trust me, right?

0:42:48 > 0:42:50More than anything.

0:42:50 > 0:42:51Good.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54So go and wash your face, go back to class,

0:42:54 > 0:42:58and believe me when I say that everything's going to work itself out as it should.

0:42:58 > 0:42:59OK.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13I do hope you'll think about what I've said.

0:43:13 > 0:43:14Right.

0:43:14 > 0:43:18There's no shame in calling an end to your little rebellion

0:43:18 > 0:43:22and returning to bosom of our kind of people.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Our kind of people?

0:43:27 > 0:43:29And who might they be?

0:43:29 > 0:43:32Cos no-one meets your standards, do they, Mother?

0:43:32 > 0:43:35Largely because you are, quite frankly, a snob.

0:43:35 > 0:43:36Oh...

0:43:40 > 0:43:41As we both know full well,

0:43:41 > 0:43:46there is absolutely nothing wrong with you, this is entirely for effect.

0:43:46 > 0:43:51You are a wicked and uncaring man!

0:43:51 > 0:43:53At last. Something we agree on.

0:43:53 > 0:43:57You know, given the fact that I spent my entire childhood in a boarding school,

0:43:57 > 0:44:01it seems pretty amazing that you've managed to infect me

0:44:01 > 0:44:03with your poisonous contempt for all those around you.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05I beg your pardon?

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Don't pretend to be deaf as well as asthmatic.

0:44:07 > 0:44:09You are a vile and spiteful woman

0:44:09 > 0:44:13whose notions of superiority seem to be based on your privileged birth.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16You know what's worse, I'm exactly like you.

0:44:16 > 0:44:20So if you want to know what kind of man I've become, Mother, this it is.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22Arrogant and acid tongued.

0:44:22 > 0:44:24The man you made me.

0:44:24 > 0:44:26So I hope you're proud of your handiwork

0:44:26 > 0:44:27because I for one am not.

0:44:43 > 0:44:45Mother, wait. Wait.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47I shouldn't have said...

0:44:52 > 0:44:54SIRENS WAIL

0:45:14 > 0:45:15Have you seen Lenny?

0:45:15 > 0:45:17I thought you said he went home sick.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19No,

0:45:19 > 0:45:21I only said that so he wouldn't get into bother.

0:45:21 > 0:45:22Is he bunking?

0:45:22 > 0:45:24Didn't know he had it in him.

0:45:24 > 0:45:25Neither did I.

0:45:25 > 0:45:28I think him and Darren might have gone into town at lunch.

0:45:28 > 0:45:30That'll be why they're late back then.

0:45:30 > 0:45:31There's something going on in town.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33My cousin tweeted it, look.

0:45:34 > 0:45:36The cops are there and everything.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38Mr Kowalski's shop!

0:45:38 > 0:45:40That's where I think they went.

0:45:40 > 0:45:42They reckon there's been a shooting.

0:45:43 > 0:45:46Darren Hughes and Lenny Brown have been shot.

0:45:46 > 0:45:49Have you heard about Darren Hughes and Lenny Brown? They've been shot.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51Darren Hughes and Lenny Brown have been shot.

0:45:51 > 0:45:53It's all over the internet.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59Oi, everyone be quiet!

0:46:00 > 0:46:01SHE WHISTLES

0:46:03 > 0:46:04What's happened?

0:46:04 > 0:46:06Darren and Lenny might be dead.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09Everyone shut up!

0:46:10 > 0:46:12You two, come here, I want to know what's going on!

0:46:14 > 0:46:16It's good, it's good work.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18Sir, we need to speak to you, outside.

0:46:18 > 0:46:20Can't it wait until after the lesson?

0:46:20 > 0:46:21No, sir, I don't think it can.

0:46:23 > 0:46:24SHOUTING

0:46:26 > 0:46:27Lenny!

0:46:29 > 0:46:30I'm so glad you're OK.

0:46:30 > 0:46:32Where's Darren?

0:46:32 > 0:46:35He went in the shop and there was a gunshot and...

0:46:35 > 0:46:37What's happened? Where is my son?

0:46:39 > 0:46:40Lenny!

0:46:44 > 0:46:46I was trying to set up fireworks when this school boy arrives,

0:46:46 > 0:46:48says he knows how to do it.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50Only he manages to set one off.

0:46:50 > 0:46:51Josef, what's going on?

0:46:51 > 0:46:54It was supposed to be a surprise. For your birthday.

0:46:54 > 0:46:57Everything was fine until this lot marched in.

0:47:06 > 0:47:09I don't think those girls are going to be very grateful now, Lenny.

0:47:09 > 0:47:12You two have got some pretty serious explaining to do.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17Yes, well I think I warned you this Vigilance Day

0:47:17 > 0:47:20- wouldn't end well, Christine. - Yes. Thank you, George.

0:47:20 > 0:47:22He is right though. This all got completely out of hand.

0:47:22 > 0:47:24All right, they were a little overzealous.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27And if we can't keep them under control in the school,

0:47:27 > 0:47:30surely taking them on tour is a disaster waiting to happen. Resilience Camp is off!

0:47:30 > 0:47:33Now, just show in Lenny and Darren, please.

0:47:38 > 0:47:40You can come in now, boys.

0:47:47 > 0:47:49Lenny, what do you have to say for yourself?

0:47:51 > 0:47:52Just that I'm sorry.

0:47:53 > 0:47:56I was trying to be vigilant and not trust anyone, like Mr Windsor says.

0:47:58 > 0:47:59Like Mr Windsor said?

0:47:59 > 0:48:02I'm sure they weren't my exact words!

0:48:03 > 0:48:05They kind of were.

0:48:05 > 0:48:08If you had genuine concerns about Mr Kowalski, you should have told a member of staff.

0:48:08 > 0:48:10I tried to tell Mr Windsor but he wasn't bothered.

0:48:13 > 0:48:15Look, I'm really sorry, Miss.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19Yeah, I'm really sorry as well.

0:48:19 > 0:48:21Yeah, well, it's not me you should be apologising to, is it?

0:48:21 > 0:48:23It's Mr Kowalski. Which you are going to do right now.

0:48:23 > 0:48:26And Mr Windsor is going to go with you.

0:48:26 > 0:48:29Sorry, Mrs Mulgrew. I've got someone from the council on the phone.

0:48:29 > 0:48:31It's about what's happened in town.

0:48:44 > 0:48:47Don't you think you've done enough damage?

0:48:47 > 0:48:49They've come to apologise.

0:48:49 > 0:48:50Go on,

0:48:50 > 0:48:52let's hear it.

0:48:58 > 0:49:00I'm sorry that we thought the worst of you.

0:49:00 > 0:49:03You just assumed that we must be up to something dodgy?

0:49:04 > 0:49:06Sex trafficking, no less.

0:49:06 > 0:49:10You certainly gave me a birthday I won't forget.

0:49:12 > 0:49:14I'm really sorry.

0:49:14 > 0:49:15And what about you?

0:49:19 > 0:49:21I'm sorry that I thought you were prossies.

0:49:22 > 0:49:24Well, I thought you might be.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26From a distance, because obviously up close...

0:49:26 > 0:49:27Well,

0:49:27 > 0:49:29you actually could be if you wanted to be,

0:49:29 > 0:49:31because you're both really good looking.

0:49:31 > 0:49:33I'm not saying do it.

0:49:33 > 0:49:34I'm just saying...

0:49:34 > 0:49:35What I'm trying to say is,

0:49:35 > 0:49:38I'm glad your grandad's not a pimp

0:49:38 > 0:49:42and forcing you to have sex with dodgy blokes cos that would be absolutely...

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Please, just stop talking.

0:49:45 > 0:49:46OK.

0:49:46 > 0:49:48Sorry.

0:49:50 > 0:49:52HE CLEARS THROAT

0:50:06 > 0:50:08Emptying bins now?

0:50:08 > 0:50:10It's called earning a crust, Barry.

0:50:10 > 0:50:12You should try sometime.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14Oh, I'm earning all right.

0:50:14 > 0:50:17I'm just not bowing and scraping to do it.

0:50:21 > 0:50:25I'm not sure I like the idea of my old girl being a slop lady.

0:50:26 > 0:50:27But then again you wouldn't have to.

0:50:27 > 0:50:29Not if I came home.

0:50:29 > 0:50:32- Oh, please don't do this, Barry. - Don't do what, eh?

0:50:33 > 0:50:35Ask my own mum to treat me like her son,

0:50:36 > 0:50:38or to let me live in my own home?

0:50:38 > 0:50:40I've got the girls to think about.

0:50:41 > 0:50:44You've got yourself a new bloke to think about more like.

0:50:44 > 0:50:47I've heard about you.

0:50:47 > 0:50:48And your new fella.

0:50:50 > 0:50:53Can't say I approve of your choice.

0:50:53 > 0:50:56And I'm sure it's not just looks,

0:50:56 > 0:50:58or his personality that turns you on.

0:50:58 > 0:50:59What's that supposed to mean?

0:50:59 > 0:51:01A few nice meals out, and a bit of jewellery,

0:51:01 > 0:51:03and you're anyone's, aren't you?

0:51:03 > 0:51:04You watch your mouth.

0:51:05 > 0:51:07And he's not like that.

0:51:07 > 0:51:09He's a nice man.

0:51:09 > 0:51:10We have a laugh.

0:51:10 > 0:51:14Do you know what I've missed most while I've been away?

0:51:16 > 0:51:17Your macaroni cheese.

0:51:18 > 0:51:20Maybe we could have that for our tea tonight?

0:51:20 > 0:51:23- You're not coming home, Barry. - Yeah, I am!

0:51:29 > 0:51:32Well, I think you got off quite lightly, to be honest.

0:51:38 > 0:51:40Don't think I'm really cut out for all of this, do you?

0:51:42 > 0:51:43All what?

0:51:43 > 0:51:44Being my own person.

0:51:46 > 0:51:47Not depending on Lisa all the time.

0:51:49 > 0:51:53It gets a bit hard, you know, always having someone around

0:51:53 > 0:51:55who's stronger, more confident than you are.

0:51:58 > 0:52:01I just wanted to be the one that people could count on.

0:52:03 > 0:52:04Lenny, erm...

0:52:07 > 0:52:08I...er...

0:52:14 > 0:52:18Let's go inside, I'll ask Mr Lowsley to talk to you tomorrow.

0:52:21 > 0:52:23He's always better at all this.

0:52:33 > 0:52:34Christine.

0:52:35 > 0:52:37About everything that's happened...

0:52:37 > 0:52:38You are not to blame.

0:52:40 > 0:52:42I don't think you've had the support you deserved,

0:52:42 > 0:52:44and you shouldn't have to push this stuff through alone.

0:52:44 > 0:52:48So, I've decided not to cancel the Resilience Camp.

0:52:48 > 0:52:51Oh, Christine, that's great. Thank you!

0:52:51 > 0:52:52BELL RINGS

0:52:52 > 0:52:53But...

0:52:55 > 0:52:57..we can't afford any more PR disasters,

0:52:57 > 0:52:59I've already had the LA on the phone.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02It had better go to plan, Simon. Do you understand me?

0:53:02 > 0:53:05I won't take my eyes off the pupils for a second.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10Come on, come for a ride.

0:53:10 > 0:53:12I've got my car.

0:53:12 > 0:53:13Leave it here.

0:53:13 > 0:53:15And I'll bring you back after.

0:53:15 > 0:53:17What would be the point in that?

0:53:17 > 0:53:19Because, it's not every day

0:53:19 > 0:53:22you get the chance to...

0:53:22 > 0:53:24have a go on a beast like this.

0:53:25 > 0:53:27You know, I find it staggering

0:53:27 > 0:53:30that you are still single with lines like that.

0:53:30 > 0:53:33I hope you're not going to be this boring on the Resilience Camp.

0:53:33 > 0:53:37We're going to be on top of each other, so to speak,

0:53:37 > 0:53:38for a whole three days.

0:53:40 > 0:53:41Poor Hector.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43So sexually frustrated.

0:53:48 > 0:53:50You don't have to be.

0:53:50 > 0:53:51What?

0:53:51 > 0:53:53Sexually frustrated...

0:53:53 > 0:53:54You don't have to be.

0:54:04 > 0:54:07So, all sorted?

0:54:07 > 0:54:09As sorted as it's going to be, yeah.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11Right, well, you can both come and see me tomorrow

0:54:11 > 0:54:16during registration to discover just how many weeks' detention you're getting. Off you go.

0:54:20 > 0:54:21Before I forget, George,

0:54:21 > 0:54:24I've managed to book you some pastoral training next week.

0:54:24 > 0:54:26Pastoral training?

0:54:26 > 0:54:27I knew you'd be pleased.

0:54:33 > 0:54:35You must be pretty happy with yourself.

0:54:36 > 0:54:38I'm not sure what you mean.

0:54:38 > 0:54:40I don't know why you've got it in for me

0:54:40 > 0:54:42but what I do know

0:54:42 > 0:54:44is that it's the pupils who are really paying the price.

0:54:45 > 0:54:47I hope that makes you happy, George.

0:54:50 > 0:54:52I pretended to be you today.

0:54:52 > 0:54:53What?

0:54:53 > 0:54:55Tried to impress my mother

0:54:55 > 0:54:58so I said things that I've heard you say

0:54:58 > 0:55:02and I did things that I've seen you do.

0:55:03 > 0:55:04It didn't end terribly well,

0:55:04 > 0:55:07but she was briefly proud.

0:55:09 > 0:55:10You're a very decent man, Simon, and...

0:55:13 > 0:55:16You're a very decent man and I'm sorry.

0:55:19 > 0:55:21OK.

0:55:21 > 0:55:23Apology accepted.

0:55:30 > 0:55:31Mr Windsor.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33These officers are here to see you.

0:55:59 > 0:56:01What are you doing sat here?

0:56:04 > 0:56:07Listen, George,

0:56:09 > 0:56:11we need to have a chat about something,

0:56:11 > 0:56:13and I'm not really sure how to put it.

0:56:18 > 0:56:19George?

0:56:19 > 0:56:20She's dead.

0:56:22 > 0:56:23What?

0:56:25 > 0:56:27Mother.

0:56:28 > 0:56:31She's dead. She died.

0:56:32 > 0:56:33In the taxi.

0:56:37 > 0:56:39They thought she was just asleep.

0:56:41 > 0:56:42That's awful.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55I don't know what I'd do without you, Carol.

0:56:57 > 0:56:59I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you.

0:57:09 > 0:57:11Cos I've got a special mission of my own for this trip!

0:57:11 > 0:57:13Are you talking about Nikki?

0:57:13 > 0:57:14Come on!

0:57:14 > 0:57:16Yeah! Resilience!

0:57:16 > 0:57:18Come on!

0:57:18 > 0:57:21I am very experienced, what with my Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award.

0:57:21 > 0:57:23If you need to use me at all.

0:57:23 > 0:57:25You just wanted to see me with my kit off, didn't you?

0:57:25 > 0:57:28You know if you need someone to listen...

0:57:28 > 0:57:30I don't.

0:57:30 > 0:57:33You and him could be two bitter, disappointed, old teachers together.

0:57:33 > 0:57:35Was that one of the pupils?

0:57:35 > 0:57:38I'm in the middle of a lake. And I don't know how to get back.