0:00:02 > 0:00:04- You're not disappointed you got me?- It's fantastic!
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Being able to talk to somebody who's actually from China!
0:00:06 > 0:00:08You know how important my career is to me.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10I got through it for you and for my dad.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Who, by the way, thinks you'll be the youngest head in Scotland.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- Yeah, your dad's been very kind. - Yes, he has.
0:00:15 > 0:00:16If none of that were to happen...
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Well, he'd be so disappointed.
0:00:24 > 0:00:29Running any type of budget from household bills to a whole school -
0:00:29 > 0:00:31tough decisions still have to be made.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Stuff like that they should teach in schools.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Hey, why don't we? Get Year Six into two teams, give them each a budget,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38see how they manage it!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- Like The Apprentice?- Exactly!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Five...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Seven...
0:01:16 > 0:01:1748...
0:01:17 > 0:01:1949...
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- 50.- Hm, I'm impressed.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Yes, it's the Apprentice competition today, got to be top of my game.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I'd wear your flip-flops, that bathroom's disgusting.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Got ginger hairs all over my shower mitt.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- And they're not mine. - It's not my cleaning week!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Well, the sooner we're married and in our own little love nest...
0:01:37 > 0:01:40One step at a time, tiger. We haven't even set a date yet.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Exactly.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Oh, George, did you go out in that robe again today?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Milk won't bring itself in.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Yeah, but you're not wearing any...
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Didn't it feel cold?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55At least put some trousers on, please!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57PHONE BEEPS
0:02:08 > 0:02:10George, we're going to be late.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- What are you doing? - I, my dearest heart,
0:02:13 > 0:02:15am printing out materials...
0:02:15 > 0:02:17for my sixth-form Mandarin.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20But it is your first day as Deputy Head.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Hm, yes, but don't worry...
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Christine's a pussy cat and she loves me.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I am, after all, irresistible.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I'll do this, YOU brush your teeth.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37George, there are lots of mistakes here.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40It's all right, you can correct them on the way in.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Bonjour, Monsieur Lowsley, Sue.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Morning, George.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Apprentice Day!- Mm.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Fancy helping out?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Um... - I'm missing a Nick to my Lord Sugar.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Now I'm Deputy Head, do you think it's appropriate
0:02:57 > 0:02:59that I play the role of your subordinate?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I suppose not.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Important meeting with, eh, Christine.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Must dash.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Hi, Sue, you good?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10- Oh, playing second fiddle to all this - great.- Princess!
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Bye.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Can't believe he passed an interview panel.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18And why aren't I in this meeting?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Careful!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23What do you need a smoke machine for?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Ah. Lock up.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Do you EVER watch where you're going, Miss?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Darren's not giving you any trouble, is he, Miss Spark?- Oh.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44You know, if you ever need me during the day, I'm never far away.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I always honour a deal, Miss.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Did you make those corrections?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54No, not all of them. I told you there were lots of mistakes!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Hm, you should have time before class starts.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- You can finish them off then. - George, I'm your assistant.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01I know, and I'm incredibly grateful.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04I'm not the teacher and I shouldn't be doing all your work for you.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I'm simply using your expertise to help me,
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- is that so wrong, my lovely? - Hiya.- Hi.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16You spelt "courtesy" wrong.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Everyone knows what it means. - Yeah, well, it looks bad.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Can't all be perfect, you know?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Do we get to choose the teams for The Apprentice then?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Well, make sure you're on mine, I've decided to win.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Fighting talk!- That's how it's going to be!- Is it?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Where's mine?- Get your own!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Not with breakfast club monitors watching.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Well, go without then.- How long are you going to stay mad at me for?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I hate it when you won't talk to me.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44You should've thought about that before you went sucking up to McFall.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- You were going to chuck that cat in the river!- So? It was hers!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- It was still a cat, Lisa! - Yeah, and you put it before me.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Eh, I thought you guys had breakfast at the schoolhouse?
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Missed it this morning.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Oh, shame. Well, you're not coming in here on the scrounge.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58So shift it, come on.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Haven't you got a class to go to?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Kev, look, I fixed it!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Happy?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Yeah, yeah. - HE CHUCKLES
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- George, the very man. - Christine, got your message.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18On the clock from the crack of dawn now, are we?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20We had something come in from the education committee.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22You are going to be so chuffed.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Sounds intriguing.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26They read my Putting Pupils First plan,
0:05:26 > 0:05:30and the Mandarin curriculum has really caught them.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33They want to roll it out across the area and they want us...
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Well, you, to do it for them.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Great!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Well, that's one in the eye for all the other LA heads.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44What a way to kick off your career as Deputy Head!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Could hardly believe it myself.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56The council want George for their poster boy.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yes, uh, is this a good idea?
0:05:59 > 0:06:05I mean, um, I don't really see myself as poster-boy material.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06No, I agree.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Oh, that's a bit harsh.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11I think George needs to think about it. Right, George?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Mm-hm.- What's to think about? We grab this!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Chances like this don't often come around!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Is this what you texted me about earlier?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Oh, uh, Princess, can I have a word with George in private please?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Oh, yes, of course.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Is it two sugars?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Uh, not any more.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Um...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Simon and his Apprentice Day.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I can't justify it on my budget.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Ditch it, you're the boss.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'm probably just being paranoid, but...
0:06:44 > 0:06:47feels like one big pitch for my job.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hm.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Just cos you're paranoid doesn't mean to say you aren't right.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Come on, there's nothing to it, I need a glamorous assistant.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Simon, I'm wondering if I could have a word with you.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- About what? - It won't take long.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Kind of got a lot on this morning.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Yes, that's what I needed to talk to you about.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10Um, Christine has been taking a look at the budget this year
0:07:10 > 0:07:12and things are even tighter than we thought.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17I can't justify spending money we don't have on a non-essential...
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- We're cancelling The Apprentice. - What? You can't!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- We have to. - Unfortunately, two to one.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26We promised the Student Council.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29It's an awkward situation, no-one's denying that,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31but sometimes...
0:07:31 > 0:07:34You know, leadership means taking tough decisions.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- There has to be a way. - I wish there was.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- I'll... I'll tell the students.- No.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- I'll do it.- Most of them are in the dining hall, I think.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Now I just feel terrible.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57What, more terrible than
0:07:57 > 0:08:00if his future father-in-law were to offer him your job?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06We just need to make sure the Mandarin classes are a success.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08BELL RINGS
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Ooh, that's registration.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14You're fired!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15- No, you're fired! - You're fired!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17No, you're fired!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Dynasty!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20BOTH: You're fired!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27You all right? Looking forward to The Apprentice today, Sir?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29I've just come from Ms Mulgrew's office.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- There's been a few budget issues. - You mean cuts?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34There can't be any without the Student Council being consulted.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Yeah, and we're going to be making money for the school today.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38That's the whole point.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- I know.- So, go on then, what are they getting rid of now?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Imogen, take the register for me.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Sir, where are you going? - Well, you're fired.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58George, what are you going to do about Mandarin classes?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Well, it seems that Christine is hellbent
0:09:01 > 0:09:05on me putting together some Mandarin curriculum for the LA
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- so I better crack on with it, I guess.- Well, I don't know if...- Shh!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I don't know your Mandarin is good enough.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Oh, I'll get by, it won't be a problem.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Something to do with the classrooms? Say it again?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26You are heading for big trouble, George
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Nothing we can't handle.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29What will you do if Christine finds out?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32You know how important these Mandarin classes are to her.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34She's put her faith in you, George.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35And we won't let her down!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Anyway, let me deal with Christine, we go way back.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yes, and that is why you shouldn't lie to her.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44You're not going to make a habit of this.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47We can call it off any time you like.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50If you reckon you can handle a classroom all by yourself.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I need my car keys.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Aren't you meant to be in your form room?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Uh, I asked to see him, I won't keep him.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58OK.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Where were we?
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Wouldn't want Twinkle to find out about our arrangement, would we?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Well, he's not going to find out, is he?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17We'll see.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Don't lose any sleep over it though.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Kevin, this came for you after you left.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Open it, then.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Studying in America?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48What have you got that for?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Nah, see, they've made a mistake, I ordered something else.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- What?- A French book?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57What would I want with a book about studying in America?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Me mum would do her nut in
0:10:59 > 0:11:02if we moved any further than Edinburgh anyway, let alone abroad.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04The Yanks wouldn't let a Barry in anyway.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing, it was a joke.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Well, where's Mr Lowsley then?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12We're not meant to be somewhere else for the Apprentice, are we?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13First break, in the hall.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Hang on a minute, you're doing it?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Yeah, it's great, innit.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Get to miss double science and PE, just for that.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Well, I'll have a bit of that. BELL RINGS
0:11:22 > 0:11:24No, see, it's student council members only,
0:11:24 > 0:11:26and people we've specially invited.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Like Rhiannon.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Would you go to America?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Obviously if Dynasty let you?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Never really thought about it.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39But it's a big world out there.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43You know, there's a lot of places to go and experiences to have.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Well, that's a bit deep for first period.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48It would be good if you did though, wouldn't it?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I mean you're right, it is a bigger place, more opportunities?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Maybe you could make more of yourself out there.- Hm, maybe.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Dynasty's got you on a leash, that's the only thing.
0:12:02 > 0:12:07Um, there are conversation sheets on your desk if you want to...
0:12:07 > 0:12:09work your way through them
0:12:09 > 0:12:11and Mrs Windsor is here...
0:12:11 > 0:12:14to help you if you need it.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Do you understand?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Perfectly.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Where is she? - Languages department.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Right, here you go, that's a few lines.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Now I am sure that I followed the instructions
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- on how to sync my e-mails but... - Give it here.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- I'm expecting word from Moira. - Ooh, that going all right?
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Talk about her a fair bit!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53We've actually got quite a bit in common, and more all the time.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Opera, gardening, poetry, cats.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00There you go, your e-mail account settings were switched off.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Should be OK now. - And there she is! Five e-mails!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Thank you so much, Sonya!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07She seems happy about something.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Yeah, she's, uh... She's met someone on the net.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Ooh! That'll do it! Who's the lucky fella?
0:13:13 > 0:13:18Moira. Yeah, they're uh, quite good friends by the looks of things.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Moira...
0:13:22 > 0:13:26See, last time, you said the word "her" meant "and",
0:13:26 > 0:13:29but I read that you can't use that to link verbs. So...?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Well worth checking up.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Why don't you do that for next week?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42In fact, answering your own question is often the best way to learn. Oh!
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Can I borrow you, please?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Mrs Windsor, can you cover the rest of the period?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Sorry, my Mandarin's a bit rusty
0:13:50 > 0:13:51She says of course she can.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Uh, Mrs Mulgrew.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Who you going to be in today's Apprentice?
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Lord Sugar, without a doubt!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Um...
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Mr Lowsley not said anything, then?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11We can't do it, we just don't have the money.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Oh, what? - Did we not get anywhere last week?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16You can't do that without talking to us about it!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21We don't have a choice, Imogen.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- You lied to us. - No, it is not like that.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I think I might have solved our problem.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29I'll fund The Apprentice competition,
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I'll put the seed money up myself.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I'm not sure I can let you do that.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36It's my money, you won't have to account for it to anyone.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38There's not a shred of doubt in my mind we'll make it
0:14:38 > 0:14:39all back with profit.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I think that's a very good idea.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49In fact, if you're still looking for a Nick, I'd be happy to oblige.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53And as Sir Alan doesn't seem to be doing an awful lot
0:14:53 > 0:14:55on the programme these days,
0:14:55 > 0:14:59perhaps you'd like to play the part of the woman.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Just call me Karren.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05May the best deputy win.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Nice phone, Miss, very cool!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Ooh! Thank you, Lisa!
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Oh, Maggie, do you know, living in the schoolhouse
0:15:22 > 0:15:25under your care is working wonders for those children.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Well, thank you very much, Audrey, I appreciate that -
0:15:29 > 0:15:31even Grantly's warming to them.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- All right, listen, don't forget training tonight.- I won't.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Oh! And those Nicola Adams videos you sent me?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- They're amazing!- Yeah?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44She seems to be getting on all right.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Yeah, I mean, it's early days, but Kacey's showing real promise.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Well, I've seen the change in her work, you know,
0:15:50 > 0:15:52since she took up boxing.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Yeah? Well...
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I think it's helping her get over Tom.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01It just seems so barbaric - there must be another way, surely.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Works better than a lot of that touchy-feely nonsense.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09You're just helping Simon to stop Christine
0:16:09 > 0:16:11from talking to you about Mandarin.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I'm simply putting my best foot forward
0:16:13 > 0:16:15on my first day as Deputy Head.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Speaking of which, can you ask Sonya for that e-mail from the authority?
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Whip through it and puts some ideas together for the Mandarin roll-out.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28George, Apprentice time.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32The idea was you back me up against Simon.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35The idea was to keep him close.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Feed him all the rope he needs.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39It's not a game.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Picture his eager little face
0:16:40 > 0:16:44as his Apprentice Day collapses around his ankles, which it will.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I'll make sure of that.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Are you talking sabotage?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Such an ugly word.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52THEME MUSIC FROM THE APPRENTICE
0:16:52 > 0:16:53This is not a game.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- This is a competition from hell. - KIDS ALL LAUGH
0:16:58 > 0:17:01From all corners of Greenock...
0:17:03 > 0:17:07..the best pupils are gathering to go head-to-head
0:17:07 > 0:17:09for the right to be called
0:17:09 > 0:17:13the Waterloo Road Apprentice Champion!
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Welcome to The Apprentice!
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Do whatever it takes.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31All right, everyone, listen up!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34We are splitting the teams by gender.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Girls over here, boys over there.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Uh, that's not fair on the fellas. - That sounds good to me!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- We want it to be a competition, not a walkover.- Talk is cheap.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Tell me that when we beat you.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Right, each team gets £150.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49You have until 3:00 this afternoon
0:17:49 > 0:17:52to make as much money as possible.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Minimise your costs, maximise your margins, it couldn't be simpler.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59The team that returns the biggest profit, wins.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Right, who are the team captains?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- I'll do it!- Yep, gents?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Let the fear of failure motivate you, there's nothing quite like it.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Uh, do we get anything when we win?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Yes, you win tickets to a pop concert of your own choice.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26You are kidding?!
0:18:26 > 0:18:32Yeah, unfortunately he is, the reward will be revealed at the end.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Have you started without me?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Eh, Student Council members only. - Yeah, I'm afraid she's right, Barry,
0:18:37 > 0:18:39you're going to have to sit this one out.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43That said, I am sure Mr Barry has a natural sense of enterprise
0:18:43 > 0:18:44which we could utilise.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47It would be unsporting to exclude such a talent.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Yeah. Good point. OK, Barry.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58And I'm happy to advise the girls, if that's OK?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Yeah, let the games begin!
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Ooh! OK everyone...
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Um, good news!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27I'm taking you all for PE today!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Where's Mr Lowsley?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Uh, he's busy with the Apprentice, as you know.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Have you ever done PE before?
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Well, I'm sure you could teach me a few pointers, I used to... Oh!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Sorry, Miss...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Are you OK?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49My face!
0:19:49 > 0:19:50My nose!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Come on, guys, we've got to come up with something better than this.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56I'm not sure we've really cracked this one yet.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Come on, how are we going to wipe the floor with them?
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- A sponsored silence?- Maybe you should led by example, mate.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07That is the lamest idea I have ever heard.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Yup?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Oh.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16OK, so we offer a service. Laundry, or dry cleaning?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19How many dirty kecks do we have to wash to make any money?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Well, why don't we try washing cars AND windows?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24It pays nothing.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Sorry, sir, I were in the bogs. Canteen muck is the pits.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Thank you for that colourful mental image, Rhiannon.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32She's right though Sir, I'd gladly pay for my lunch
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- if there was somewhere nearby. - That's it! We can do food!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Yeah!- Hmm.- Like what?- Pizza?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Why don't we try some kind of food? - Boring.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Hot food's too much hassle, how would we keep it warm?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46I know, uh, cakes?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Like a bake sale!- Could you think of anything more girly?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51You haven't got one good idea between youse?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Where do we make them?- Er, Home Ec?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55What are we waiting for?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57We can buy the ingredients off her too.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00But I reckon we should make a few samples first, you know, to try,
0:21:00 > 0:21:02just to see if we're doing it right.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Oi, we're trying to raise money, not your cholesterol.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06OK, so what's your idea then?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Yeah, it's so easy knocking everybody else, Barry.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Well, it is when you're coming out with all this!- Guys!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13The key to success is to work as a team.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Now come on, calm.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Barry Barry's involved?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Your handiwork, I presume?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Consider the fuse lit.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Well, I'm going to go and have a pee.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Let me know if you think of anything.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30"Please may I go to the toilet, Mr Lowsley?"
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yes, you may, Kevin.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Oh!- Sorry! Sorry!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36It's not you, it's just talking.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- It hurts.- Lift your head a bit further back, is that better?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Think so. - I hope you haven't broken it.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Broken it?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- I can't, my wedding! - No, I'm sure it's just bruised.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Thanks for doing this.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50It's no problem.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Lucky I had a free period. I think the bleeding's stopped.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02It's all Simon's fault - stupid Apprentice.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05He just gets so tunnel-visioned that nothing else matters.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Well, it's not such a bad quality to have.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10No, but you just feel so second-best.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14I'm probably just moaning about nothing.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Do you ever feel this way with Moira?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- What?- Your girlfriend.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Moira's not my girlfriend!
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Oh, oh, I am sorry!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26I just, um...
0:22:27 > 0:22:28I just, uh...
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Moira is my pen pal.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Here, take this.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38You'll be fine.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46We could always eat what we don't sell anyway.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I think the cake sale's a brilliant idea.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51There's no way the lads are going to win this.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52I'm coming round to it.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Cakes? That's their big idea? - Yup!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59They're really excited about it -
0:22:59 > 0:23:01they think it's actually going to win!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- This competition is ours!- Rhiannon will have eaten most of the profits
0:23:04 > 0:23:05before they've even iced the things!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Guys, that's enough. - At least they're doing something.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Yeah, to earn themselves some pocket money.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Um...
0:23:13 > 0:23:16House clearances.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18That is how we win!
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Go on.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- Greenock's full of old bids...- Barry!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Elderly ladies with houses stuffed full of junk
0:23:24 > 0:23:26that they just don't know how to get rid of.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27So, what do we do?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30So we knock on the door, and we tell them
0:23:30 > 0:23:33that we can clear out their old sewing machines and teasmades
0:23:33 > 0:23:36for about 20 quid, then we flog it.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Minimal start-up costs, and we double our earning power.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43That's an impressive bit of leadership thinking, Barry.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45What can I say, Sir, some people have just got it.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Well, it's still a theory - there's no money in the coffers yet.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54But, let's go with it, yeah? Get a couple of trolleys from the kitchen,
0:23:54 > 0:23:55get out there, door-to-door. Come on!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Kev, wait.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03We need to make sure that we actually do win this.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05How?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07By making sure the girls won't.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I thought we might've had a free period, Miss.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Today's Apprentice competition doesn't mean
0:24:15 > 0:24:17you can skive Mr Lowsley's classes.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- I'm just saying, it's not fair. - Well, life seldom is.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Great news about the Mandarin classes,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- George must be very excited! - Oh, yes! Yes, of course.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Miss M?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Last time I looked, my name was Mrs Mulgrew.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41MUSIC: "Sugar, Sugar" by The Candies
0:24:45 > 0:24:48# You are my candy girl
0:24:48 > 0:24:52# And you got me wanting you
0:24:54 > 0:24:56# Honey
0:24:56 > 0:24:58# Oh, sugar, sugar... #
0:25:00 > 0:25:02So, if it's 50p a cake,
0:25:02 > 0:25:05how much profit are we going to make off 250 then?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- £96.- That's not enough, double it.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Who's going to pay a pound for a cupcake?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12She's right. I reckon 60p.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- It's not enough, I'm telling you! - 121.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19We'll always get rid of those to students with that price.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Girls, 60p it is.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26You need to organise a stall before lunch break starts
0:25:26 > 0:25:30to let your customers know there's alternative fare on offer.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Hm? Get going on this!
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Get up to IT lab, whip up some posters. Hm?
0:25:36 > 0:25:38All hands on deck, come on!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Well, we can't all go, we'll get behind here.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Someone will have to stay.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Many hands, light work, et cetera, et cetera.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46The sooner you go, the sooner you get back, hm?
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- Don't let the cakes burn. - I won't.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Come on.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Talk about making it easy.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12You think we should do this?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14We're not leaving it to chance!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17We stop them making their cakes, we win.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37George! George!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Christine nearly caught me doing your work!
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- Uh, well, did you manage it? - I guess I made a start.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43When's it going to be finished?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45George, how many times do I have to say it?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47You can't keep doing this!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Hey, hey, maybe we can, like, hide all the cutlery.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55No, no, no, no, that would take too long!
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Don't be soft!
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Erm, right.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59There's a fuse box over the other end,
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Mrs Budgen's going on about it being dicky.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh, yeah, all right.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04We should use the other door.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Look, it isn't going to work.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08This is dishonest.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Not if it's the two of us working as a team.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Are we working as a team?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15When I'm doing everything?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17George, will you listen to me?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19You ARE a good language teacher,
0:27:19 > 0:27:22you can teach French and German very well.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23But Mandarin?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26You could maybe order at a Chinese restaurant, but that's it!
0:27:26 > 0:27:29You have to tell Christine...
0:27:29 > 0:27:32and she will understand.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Tell her what exactly?
0:27:33 > 0:27:37There's been some misunderstanding? I've been teaching it all term!
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- And we just... Just nick them? - Exactly.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Hey! We might make a Barry out of you yet!
0:27:47 > 0:27:48In you go!
0:27:50 > 0:27:51What? Me?
0:27:51 > 0:27:53You know what to do!
0:27:53 > 0:27:55- I'll keep a lookout.- OK.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03GEORGE: Anyway, I'm not going to do what you tell me to do, or anyone else!
0:28:03 > 0:28:06George! This is not going to work!
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Why can't you see that?
0:28:07 > 0:28:10- A little respect wouldn't go amiss either.- Oh, respect?
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Yes, a small word, but an important one.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15Well, how can I respect you when you are doing this?
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Look, my dearest lovely, I know you're trying to help.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21- But trust me on this one. - Don't patronise me.
0:28:21 > 0:28:25Why don't you get yourself home, make us a lovely meal?
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Seriously...
0:28:27 > 0:28:31you're no help to me here, you're no use. Come on.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Off you go, come on.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Hey!
0:29:01 > 0:29:03What's wrong with Mrs Windsor?
0:29:03 > 0:29:06Uh, she's not feeling very well, I'll be back in a minute.
0:29:06 > 0:29:10Uh, Sir, the ovens have been turned off!
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Ah, that's vile!
0:29:12 > 0:29:15- It's full of salt! - Who's been in here?
0:29:15 > 0:29:16No idea.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20That's what happens when you let our Barry get involved.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23Wait, I think I've got an idea. Come on, quick!
0:29:28 > 0:29:30All right, lads, let's get busy!
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Where've you been?
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Uh, yeah, Barry, what happened?!
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Getting ready to win! Come on, boys!
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Hey...is everything OK?
0:29:44 > 0:29:47Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Um...
0:29:47 > 0:29:48What are you boys doing?
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Oh, we're collecting junk from people's houses
0:29:50 > 0:29:52and then flogging it.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55- It's our business plan? Barry reckons it's a winner.- Oh.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57- Really?- Yeah.
0:29:57 > 0:29:58Well, if it's junk you're after,
0:29:58 > 0:30:01I know someone who has a house full of it.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03- Perfect!- Cool.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Right, lads, I'll see you in town, yeah?
0:30:16 > 0:30:17Princess?
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Rhiannon! You're making a mess!
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Sorry, but we're running out of time!
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Where's the bicarb, has anyone seen it?
0:30:32 > 0:30:34I don't care if he's my brother, I'm going to kill him.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37I don't think Connor would've had anything to do with it.
0:30:40 > 0:30:44There is, of course, a perfectly reasonable explanation
0:30:44 > 0:30:45to all of this.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48We're baking against the clock, Sir, and Maggie said it were all right.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50The boys set the fuses out the ovens in Home Ec
0:30:50 > 0:30:52and then poured salt into our cake mixture.
0:30:52 > 0:30:57Glad to see the competitive spirit is alive and well at Waterloo Road.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00- They're sad and pathetic. - And we are going to slaughter them.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07So here it is!
0:31:07 > 0:31:08SHE GIGGLES
0:31:08 > 0:31:13Oh, wait till you see, he has enough stuff to fill three junk shops.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Hey, this is good clobber, this!
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Are you sure Mr Windsor's OK with us taking all this?
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Oh, yes, he's been saying for ages he wants it emptied.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25It's just, we wouldn't want to take anything that you want to keep.
0:31:25 > 0:31:26Oh, no, it's OK.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Sorted, then, let's get cracking!
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Well, maybe you could show us. Just in case.
0:31:31 > 0:31:35No, it's all right, you can trust us.
0:31:35 > 0:31:36If we're not sure, we'll ask.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39OK, I'll get you some boxes.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42- How much do you want for it all? - Oh, nothing, Connor, just take it.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Thanks, we really appreciate it.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Oh, it's no problem, you're helping me.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56So, is everything good with you?
0:31:56 > 0:32:00- If you need more boxes, I have them here.- OK, Mrs Windsor.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11- Is it OK if I get a drink of water? - Oh, yes, of course.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18I suppose junk and stuff just builds up over the years.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Don't realise how much you've got.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23Oh, yeah, Mr Windsor is terrible like that.
0:32:23 > 0:32:24He never throws away anything.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28I've been telling him for ages, we have to get rid of that stuff.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Thanks. No, no, I just wanted to make sure.
0:32:31 > 0:32:32Barry's the type of person
0:32:32 > 0:32:35- that would clear this house out if you let him.- Really?- Yeah.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42- An anthology of modern Chinese poetry!- Oh.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44I guess it'll be a few years
0:32:44 > 0:32:46before I can wrap my head around any of this.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Well, why don't you take it with you?
0:32:48 > 0:32:51- Yeah, I think you'll understand more than you think.- You sure?
0:32:51 > 0:32:54Yeah, it's the best way to learn, Kevin.
0:32:54 > 0:32:55I'll bring it back.
0:32:57 > 0:32:58No, keep it.
0:33:02 > 0:33:03Are you sure?
0:33:05 > 0:33:06Thanks.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11OK, I reckon...
0:33:11 > 0:33:12that's us got everything.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15Otherwise we won't be able to carry it back to school.
0:33:15 > 0:33:16And I'll have a shifty around.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Like Kev says, don't take anything else.
0:33:18 > 0:33:19Oh, not you as well!
0:33:19 > 0:33:22Look, get that lot outside, I'll be there in a second.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Viagra?
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Georgie Porgie.
0:33:45 > 0:33:46You naughty little devil.
0:33:52 > 0:33:53PHONE RINGS
0:33:57 > 0:33:59So, do you miss your family?
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Oh...
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Well, we e-mail and Skype, so...
0:34:04 > 0:34:06it's not so bad.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08A lot of people never go anywhere, or do anything.
0:34:08 > 0:34:12You know, they stay with what they've got in life.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14I...don't think I want that.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16I'm ready to move on...
0:34:16 > 0:34:18You know, leave all this behind me.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Well, I'm sure you'd make a great life for yourself.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23I mean, you're so smart.
0:34:26 > 0:34:30Have you ever thought about doing something completely different?
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Something that scares you?
0:34:33 > 0:34:35No, not really.
0:34:36 > 0:34:37I have.
0:34:37 > 0:34:38A lot.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45This is for you.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55What does it mean?
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Maybe one day you can tell...
0:35:01 > 0:35:05I think that's us got everything, Kevin.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Hiya!
0:35:27 > 0:35:28What's going on?
0:35:28 > 0:35:31Simon wants an Apprentice-style boardroom.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34He needs it to be exactly like the real thing.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37- Well, near enough. - That's Simon for you.
0:35:37 > 0:35:38If a job's worth doing...
0:35:39 > 0:35:43I am so sorry about earlier.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46Well, Miss Spark, one should try not to jump to conclusions.
0:35:46 > 0:35:47About what?
0:35:47 > 0:35:50I, er, thought Moira was Audrey's girlfriend.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52I thought she was gay.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54Oh.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Well, it's...
0:36:00 > 0:36:03I've got to... I better...
0:36:03 > 0:36:05Yeah, thanks for your help.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Um... Nikki's sort of...
0:36:11 > 0:36:14She had a bit of a thing with me sister last year.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Oh, you are kidding me!
0:36:16 > 0:36:18It's one thing after another today!
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Can't be all bad.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Judging by the size of that engagement ring,
0:36:24 > 0:36:26you must be doing something right somewhere.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28I'm having to share him with the job at the moment,
0:36:28 > 0:36:31and I can't see that changing any time soon.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Oh, maybe you just need to remind him of what he's missing.
0:36:49 > 0:36:50Where are all my...?
0:36:51 > 0:36:53What have you done?
0:36:59 > 0:37:01Hey lads, Sir, check this lot out!
0:37:01 > 0:37:04- Where'd you get that lot from? - Aladdin's cave.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07- Ah, that's quite impressive! - Yeah, Mrs Windsor was very generous.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10So you might as well call the girls and tell them not to bother.
0:37:10 > 0:37:11This competition's ours!
0:37:11 > 0:37:13Let's get these gems to the high street.
0:37:13 > 0:37:14Yeah, load them up!
0:37:16 > 0:37:19So, you going to tell me what's going on?
0:37:23 > 0:37:25It's just junk, George.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27Can't you see you're messing everything up?
0:37:27 > 0:37:29You're ruining things with your job, with us.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31You have nothing without me.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Ha! George, you said I should show you respect.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36You don't show me any!
0:37:36 > 0:37:41- Well, at least Kevin and the other boys are nice to me.- He's a creep.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45Oh, no...
0:37:45 > 0:37:47- The little sh... - What, George?
0:37:52 > 0:37:55You know, you're absolutely right, I don't have any respect for you.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58Why would I have anything other than complete contempt
0:37:58 > 0:38:00for someone who is so stupid
0:38:00 > 0:38:03that they let three hormone-ravaged Neanderthals
0:38:03 > 0:38:05run amuck in our home?
0:38:09 > 0:38:12- What time is it?- We're late, and if we don't get these out now,
0:38:12 > 0:38:15we won't have time to sell them. We're never going to make enough!
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- What are we going to do then? - Sell each one for a pound.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20It's the only way you'll make enough to win.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Well, apparently nobody can afford that.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26No, not in the school, but they can in town!
0:38:26 > 0:38:27Ah! Thanks, Mr Budgen!
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Yeah, right, now scram.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31I've got some convalescing to get on with.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- Come on, chop chop! Out!- Go!
0:38:40 > 0:38:42DANCE MUSIC
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Hey, want to know the best bit?
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Georgie's little helpers!
0:39:25 > 0:39:27We can sell them for a mint!
0:39:28 > 0:39:30The house was weird.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32It was like she didn't even live there, you know?
0:39:32 > 0:39:35Like it wasn't her home, just his.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38- He obviously didn't love her or... - What are you doing kissing her?
0:39:38 > 0:39:39I didn't know it was going to happen.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41I'll tell you what is going to happen.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43When Mr Windsor finds out, he's going to kill you!
0:39:43 > 0:39:44Let's make sure he doesn't.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47Don't tell anyone, Connor! I mean it.
0:39:51 > 0:39:52Ah!
0:39:54 > 0:39:56- Where are they?- Where are what?
0:39:56 > 0:39:59- My pills, you arrogant little... - I don't have any of your pills!
0:39:59 > 0:40:01I'm going to ask you this one more time.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03You can ask me as many times as you want.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05I don't have anything.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09George?
0:40:10 > 0:40:13- Kevin, you all right? - Did you just batter Kevin?
0:40:15 > 0:40:16Ah, out!
0:40:19 > 0:40:20Now.
0:40:27 > 0:40:28What happened?
0:40:29 > 0:40:31I didn't touch him, he just fell.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35- Is that right? - No, I didn't just fall.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42He decked him to the floor,
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Kevin went, then he was booting him.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51Mr Windsor.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56You're fired.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01The boy was trying to humiliate me.
0:41:01 > 0:41:02Did you hit him?
0:41:02 > 0:41:06Much as I would've liked to, no - I told you, he fell.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09- George.- He fell!
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Or he dived. I wouldn't put it past him.
0:41:12 > 0:41:13Give me something to work with!
0:41:13 > 0:41:16Are you seriously going to let him get away with this?
0:41:16 > 0:41:17He's not the one we're talking about.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21You realise how serious this is?
0:41:21 > 0:41:25- It's him that you should be dragging in here.- You don't get it, do you?
0:41:25 > 0:41:26He's a teenager.
0:41:26 > 0:41:30You're a grown man. You are a teacher and he is a pupil.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32That's always been your problem,
0:41:32 > 0:41:34you've never taken responsibility for yourself -
0:41:34 > 0:41:36you won't even do it now!
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Look at the position you've put me in.
0:41:39 > 0:41:40I can't believe I'm hearing this.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Are you actually...?
0:41:42 > 0:41:44I HAVE to suspend you!
0:41:45 > 0:41:48- At least until we get things sorted. - And what about my side of the story?
0:41:48 > 0:41:50I just told you that I didn't touch him.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54I mean, do you think I would? All the years you've known me?
0:41:54 > 0:41:56Like I say, it'll be investigated, but for now,
0:41:56 > 0:41:57I just need you to go home.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Can't tell you how disappointed I am about this.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21- Find Kevin. - Did he actually hit you?
0:42:22 > 0:42:24- Did you tell him what happened between you two?- No.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28He lost it when he found out his pills had gone.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31But did he actually touch you? I mean, push you or something?
0:42:31 > 0:42:34He was going to! And I haven't done anything to him!
0:42:34 > 0:42:35That he knows about!
0:42:35 > 0:42:38You can't say he did if he didn't, he'll lose his job!
0:42:38 > 0:42:39Good!
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Look, he treats us like we don't matter, like we're nothing.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45And he treats his wife even worse, I've seen them together.
0:42:45 > 0:42:46A wife that you kissed!
0:42:47 > 0:42:49And that's going to make things better?
0:42:49 > 0:42:52He deserves everything that's coming to him.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54You think? You know, you sound just like Barry.
0:42:58 > 0:42:59Think about what you're doing.
0:42:59 > 0:43:03So, we have established that posters like these
0:43:03 > 0:43:06were used to drum up support for the war effort.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09Who can tell me what this was called?
0:43:10 > 0:43:12- Lisa!- Propaganda?
0:43:12 > 0:43:16Exactly, and propaganda is biased...
0:43:16 > 0:43:19and therefore, unreliable.
0:43:20 > 0:43:24But does that mean it's of no use to us as historians?
0:43:24 > 0:43:26No, Miss, it's still useful
0:43:26 > 0:43:28because it tells us what the government wanted people to think.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Yes, it does, Lisa, very good.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35OK, in your pairs, I would like you
0:43:35 > 0:43:37to work through the rest of the sheets,
0:43:37 > 0:43:41deciding on the reliability of each source.
0:43:45 > 0:43:46(I'm impressed.)
0:43:47 > 0:43:49(It seems we've turned a corner, doesn't it?)
0:43:49 > 0:43:51Yes, Miss.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18Kevin, I'll ask you again.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20- What were you arguing about? - I don't want to say.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22Well, I want to know.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27What we need to know is whether Mr Windsor hit you.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34No.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40You're absolutely sure he didn't touch you?
0:44:40 > 0:44:42Look, I'm sorry if I made it sound like he did.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47But we were arguing and I fell backwards over a chair.
0:44:47 > 0:44:50Have you any idea how serious an accusation like this is?
0:44:50 > 0:44:52Mr Windsor could've lost his job.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54I know, I know. I'm sorry.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Well, I think the best thing we could do right now,
0:44:58 > 0:45:01as long as Mr Windsor agrees, is put the whole thing behind us.
0:45:01 > 0:45:04No need to spoil what's been a fantastic day.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08It's nearly boardroom time, off you go.
0:45:19 > 0:45:20Won't be much longer.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Kevin said...
0:45:25 > 0:45:27you never touched him.
0:45:28 > 0:45:29He fell.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Which is exactly what I told you.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38You put yourself in a stupid situation today
0:45:38 > 0:45:40and damned near threw your career away because of it,
0:45:40 > 0:45:43so I wouldn't sound quite so self-righteous.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50Any way you look at it, today's been a car crash.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53- Could've gone better. - You can stop packing now, George.
0:45:55 > 0:45:56Oh, yeah.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00Simon, on the other hand, hasn't put a foot wrong,
0:46:00 > 0:46:04in fact he's had such a good day I'm starting to quite like him.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Am I backing the wrong horse here?
0:46:08 > 0:46:09No.
0:46:09 > 0:46:10No, absolutely not.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13So we can start again tomorrow?
0:46:16 > 0:46:18Yeah, of course.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Good.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22Because you and the Mandarin initiative could be all I have.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32PUPILS ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:46:35 > 0:46:37What's this about you and Windsor?
0:46:39 > 0:46:42- What?- Mr Windsor?
0:46:43 > 0:46:45Oh, it was nothing.
0:46:45 > 0:46:48Oh, yeah, like the missing fuses and salt in the icing?
0:46:48 > 0:46:50What? No, no, I never touched the icing.
0:46:50 > 0:46:54Come off it, we all know you did. Cheaters! Cheat! Cheat!
0:46:54 > 0:46:57GIRLS: Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
0:46:57 > 0:47:00Oi! Oi! All right.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03- Mr Lowsley will see you now. - In you go.
0:47:07 > 0:47:08Come on in.
0:47:13 > 0:47:14Sit in your two teams, please.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18Where's Windsor?
0:47:18 > 0:47:21Already been escorted off the premises?
0:47:21 > 0:47:24That was a misunderstanding, and it's all been cleared up now.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52Afternoon, teams.
0:47:52 > 0:47:56ALL: Good afternoon, Lord Lowsley.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59Right, before we get to the results, how do you think it went?
0:47:59 > 0:48:01We had a setback early on,
0:48:01 > 0:48:04and I think we did really well to come back from it.
0:48:04 > 0:48:05Good. Gents?
0:48:05 > 0:48:06We coined it, Sir.
0:48:06 > 0:48:09- That's what it's all about, isn't it? - Yeah, that and cheating.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11- They can't say that! - All right, settle down.
0:48:12 > 0:48:15Right then, the results.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18TENSE MUSIC
0:48:29 > 0:48:33The girls...returned a profit of £95.60.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35Excellent effort.
0:48:42 > 0:48:46But the boys, with minimal expenditure have taken it,
0:48:46 > 0:48:48with an impressive return of £132.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53Boys, you're hired.
0:48:53 > 0:48:55And you're fired!
0:48:55 > 0:48:58- Only because they cheated. - At least we can live with ourselves.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01- Whatever.- Tonight there'll be a barbecue at the schoolhouse,
0:49:01 > 0:49:02paid for by the start-up budget.
0:49:03 > 0:49:05The idea being
0:49:05 > 0:49:08that the losers would serve the winners by way of forfeit.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11However, we've decided to pick the names at random. Sonya?
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Connor...
0:49:24 > 0:49:27Barry...and...
0:49:30 > 0:49:33Oh, Kevin.
0:49:33 > 0:49:34- That's not funny. - How about that?
0:49:35 > 0:49:39I heard a whisper about certain tactics that might've been used
0:49:39 > 0:49:42but, to be honest, I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.
0:49:43 > 0:49:44Well, we still won.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Yeah, I'm sure it'll still look like that
0:49:46 > 0:49:48when you're waiting on us hand and foot!
0:49:50 > 0:49:53Hey! Ah, looks like it went well!
0:49:53 > 0:49:56You did it, I'm very proud of you.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58Well, they did it, didn't you?
0:49:58 > 0:49:59KIDS ALL SHOUT
0:49:59 > 0:50:02I might've helped them a little bit though, catch you later!
0:50:02 > 0:50:05Mr Windsor! Wait.
0:50:05 > 0:50:07I wanted to say that I'm sorry.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10- You should be.- Yeah, well, if you weren't such a miserable sod
0:50:10 > 0:50:14then maybe people would like you and none of this would've happened.
0:50:17 > 0:50:19Maybe your wife would like you too.
0:50:25 > 0:50:27- PHONE BEEPS - Ah!- Moira!- Really?
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Oh, no!
0:50:32 > 0:50:34What?
0:50:34 > 0:50:36"I'm sorry to share all my problems with you,
0:50:36 > 0:50:37"but I've just had some bad news -
0:50:37 > 0:50:40"my husband's had to go in to hospital."
0:50:40 > 0:50:42Oh! Poor thing!
0:50:42 > 0:50:43Well, you better reply!
0:50:46 > 0:50:48PHONE BEEPS
0:50:48 > 0:50:51"Sorry, Moira, can I help?"
0:50:51 > 0:50:52What are you going to tell her?
0:50:52 > 0:50:55Stupid old bint, she's falling for it.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00You two going to come to the barbecue?
0:51:00 > 0:51:03Schoolhouse kids are very welcome to join.
0:51:03 > 0:51:06Yeah, that'd be great, thanks.
0:51:06 > 0:51:08Good answer.
0:51:08 > 0:51:11Right, come on then, howay, give us a hand with the salad.
0:51:13 > 0:51:15BEE BUZZES
0:51:18 > 0:51:19LIGHT ROCK MUSIC
0:51:22 > 0:51:25Right, serve that lot out and don't drop any.
0:51:25 > 0:51:28Boy! Garcon! Over here!
0:51:28 > 0:51:29Do you want to eat it? Or wear it?
0:51:29 > 0:51:32I don't think the service is very good round here, do you?
0:51:32 > 0:51:34Burgers! Anyone want a burger?
0:51:35 > 0:51:38I reckon they're naturals, the lot of them, born to serve.
0:51:39 > 0:51:42Vocation found at last.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44- Well, we look like idiots.- Yeah.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49I just wanted to say thanks for earlier, for the advice.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51Glad you got it sorted.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55If I could have your attention for a second, please.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00Ah, I have to admit, I had one or two doubts about today.
0:52:00 > 0:52:04I wasn't sure we could make it work, but thanks to...
0:52:04 > 0:52:06Simon Lowsley...
0:52:06 > 0:52:08and his quite scary enthusiasm,
0:52:08 > 0:52:11determination and faith in you all, it did.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13So let's hear it for Mr Lowsley!
0:52:18 > 0:52:21The pills, they've gone, they were in me jacket!
0:52:21 > 0:52:23Yeah, I gave them to Mr Windsor.
0:52:23 > 0:52:26It was out of order what you did, taking them.
0:52:26 > 0:52:28I could've got money off them!
0:52:28 > 0:52:30What is wrong with you?
0:52:30 > 0:52:33- Nothing.- Just when I think you're learning how to be one of us,
0:52:33 > 0:52:35you go and pull something like this?
0:52:35 > 0:52:37You will never be a Barry.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39Maybe I don't want to.
0:52:39 > 0:52:42Hey! I'm starving over here!
0:52:42 > 0:52:44You know, who's to say that we can't make house clearances
0:52:44 > 0:52:46and recycling an on-going thing?
0:52:46 > 0:52:48It's a great way of generating income.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Well, after today, I couldn't argue.
0:52:51 > 0:52:52But I hear George might.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55Apparently his decanter collection's not what it used to be.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58You can shift a whole load of it online, it's easy.
0:52:58 > 0:53:00Yeah, it's worth looking into!
0:53:00 > 0:53:02It's a yes from me, look into it.
0:53:21 > 0:53:22Thought we might open this?
0:53:25 > 0:53:26If you wanted?
0:53:28 > 0:53:31To celebrate my appointment as Deputy Head?
0:53:33 > 0:53:34We haven't done that yet.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51I thought you looked gorgeous today at the barbecue.
0:53:53 > 0:53:54You were the best there.
0:53:58 > 0:54:00- Is everything all right?- Yeah.
0:54:02 > 0:54:03DOOR OPENS
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Dynasty, time to get your skates on.
0:54:07 > 0:54:09- Party's over.- OK.
0:54:16 > 0:54:19You know that American uni thing you got today?
0:54:20 > 0:54:22- No, that wasn't for me.- Yeah.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27Maybe we should think about where we want to go.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29It's a big world out there.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33Yeah. That's what I was thinking.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36We could try Edinburgh.
0:54:36 > 0:54:39It's a bit far, but it's meant to be pretty good there.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43Yeah, yeah, we should.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57I'll see you later.
0:54:59 > 0:55:01MUSIC: "Ruler Of My Heart" by Irma Thomas
0:55:05 > 0:55:08Well, Miss Spark, this is a pleasant surprise.
0:55:08 > 0:55:10I thought you weren't staying over tonight?
0:55:10 > 0:55:13I thought you said the flat was too dirty.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15Well, maybe I like dirty.
0:55:44 > 0:55:47"Kevin...
0:55:47 > 0:55:50"Always follow your dreams..."
0:55:52 > 0:55:54"Princess."
0:56:37 > 0:56:39I can't believe how well that went.
0:56:39 > 0:56:41- Me neither.- No, I meant today.
0:56:43 > 0:56:45Seriously, that was great.
0:56:45 > 0:56:48Anything you put your mind to, Simon Lowsley, it happens.
0:56:51 > 0:56:53What?
0:56:53 > 0:56:57So, if I were to put my mind to something happening, say,
0:56:57 > 0:57:00the Saturday after the end of term.
0:57:00 > 0:57:03Like, getting married for instance.
0:57:03 > 0:57:05- You reckon that would happen too? - Yes!
0:57:07 > 0:57:10MUSIC: "Train Song" by Vashti Bunyan
0:57:33 > 0:57:35Guys, you've got two free periods
0:57:35 > 0:57:36to get Waterloo Junction up and running.
0:57:36 > 0:57:39It needs to look as slick as possible, yeah?
0:57:39 > 0:57:41Wow, that looks amazing, girls!
0:57:41 > 0:57:44Well, at least we can all get to go to the party then.
0:57:44 > 0:57:46So, you got a date then, Rhiannon?
0:57:46 > 0:57:47Nah.
0:57:47 > 0:57:50- You want to leave?- It's boring!
0:57:50 > 0:57:52Do you want to go to the party with me?
0:57:54 > 0:57:56Give me your phone.
0:57:56 > 0:57:58Call me later, yeah?
0:57:58 > 0:57:59You've left him already?
0:57:59 > 0:58:00I was going to, but...
0:58:00 > 0:58:02No, no, no, you can't change your mind!
0:58:02 > 0:58:04He cut up my credit cards!
0:58:04 > 0:58:07If she is giving her number out that easy, what else would she give?
0:58:07 > 0:58:10- What?- You're going to ask her for a picture...
0:58:10 > 0:58:12then you're going to send it to me.
0:58:12 > 0:58:14Please! Please! No!
0:58:19 > 0:58:22Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd