0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Hey, watch where you're going! - Sorry.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- Move out the way, son!- Sorry.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33CAR HORN BEEPS
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Where you going?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Where are you from then?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Excuse me.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Do you know the way to the veterinary college?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Oh, you don't want to go there. Word is it's closing down.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Closing down?
0:01:20 > 0:01:26- You've not heard its reputation? - It can't close. I've been offered a place there. This is my first day.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Well, here you are. Glasgow Veterinary College.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Looks like you're the first here. Professor Gunnell will be impressed.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Um... Professor Gunnell?
0:01:48 > 0:01:53He gives the inaugural lecture each year in the courtyard.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Out here?- Yes.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58He's a real stickler for timekeeping.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00All the best.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Thank you.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31BELL RINGS
0:02:39 > 0:02:42When does the lecture start?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46DISTANT LAUGHTER
0:02:50 > 0:02:53EXCITED CHATTER
0:02:53 > 0:02:54CHEERING
0:03:04 > 0:03:06That's him.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09HE COUGHS
0:03:15 > 0:03:16You're late.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I'm very sorry, sir.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Professor.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25It won't happen again, Professor.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Of that you can be assured, Mr...?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Herriot. James Herriot, Professor.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Ah, Mr Herriot.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Now, you must take extra care
0:03:38 > 0:03:41in the bowel of a patient where an abscess is present.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46The bacteria are still feeding and will continue to produce gas and pus
0:03:46 > 0:03:48long after death.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Mr Herriot.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Since you have been so kind to grace us with your presence,
0:03:54 > 0:03:57perhaps you can redeem yourself.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00For the benefit of the class, please explain why the cecum of a rabbit
0:04:00 > 0:04:03makes its digestive system so unique?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Um... I know this one.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12As I expected,
0:04:12 > 0:04:16given you do not have a science qualification to your name.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Anyone?- So that it can.... - Mr Skinner?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- So that it can chew the cud? - No, Mr Skinner.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28It is not so that it can chew the cud.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Because, as anyone who has ever opened a biology textbook
0:04:31 > 0:04:32will be able to tell you,
0:04:32 > 0:04:35a rabbit is not a ruminant!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Excuse me.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, by the way, you're an idiot.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Got it in one.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45So what, you missed half your first lecture.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I'm still here and I've missed hundreds.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Hundreds?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53It's true. He's been a vet student for five years and he's still a pig.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- I can see what you mean. - Pig. It means a second year.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Five years' study to get to second year?!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02My parents would be bankrupt if I took five years. I need to finish in four.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Which would make you an ox. Fourth year. For now, you're a dog.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07First year. Horse, ox, sheep, pig...
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Dog! So, dog, you're bottom of the heap.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Look out for more ribbing.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Is that all you do with your time? Play practical jokes on people?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Don't you want to be a vet? - What? And have to work for a living?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23I've only ever wanted to be a vet.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25The name's Whirly.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I'm James.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31The idiot's called McAloon. I just ignore him.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Come, dog,
0:05:32 > 0:05:35let us show you the delights of this esteemed institution.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Give me a hand, George. - Right you are, Tommy.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45See if we can get him shifted.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Come on!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Father, he's limping again. - You're talking nonsense.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54He is, look!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56You want to feel the back of my hand?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Just go and get him some water. Go on!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Go on! Move, you lazy bastard.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10No, Dad, no!
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Just let him be.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15We are already behind. We can't afford another late delivery.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- For God's sake, Halliday, leave it alone.- Stay out of my business. Move!
0:06:19 > 0:06:24- Any fool can see your horse is injured.- You calling me a fool?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25No!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32You shouldn't be allowed to own a horse, you thug.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Let's see how you like it.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35No, leave him, mister!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37STOP!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Can't you see you're upsetting the boy?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Hello. I'm James.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Are you all right?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Get off.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54You should be ashamed of yourself. This animal's dead on its feet.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Well, she looks fine to me.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58She's a he.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03And who are you to lecture me about horses?
0:07:03 > 0:07:07James Herriot. And I'm a vet.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Oh are you now?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10A vet who can't tell the sex of a horse?
0:07:10 > 0:07:14That's very impressive, I'm sure.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16You stay there.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23You stay away from me. You understand?
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- You are one very brave fellow. - Well, the man's a bully.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37And you're a vet already?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Poetic licence.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45We should tell him.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48What, and miss out on all the fun? Are you mad?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Consider it an apology.- Hmm.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Gentlemen! Room for one more?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Only if you've got money to bet, McAloon.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Well, I shall write a promissory note
0:08:14 > 0:08:17and as soon as Pater's postal order arrives...
0:08:17 > 0:08:21The Principal wants to see James Herriot in Professor Richie's office.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Tradition, dear boy.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Erm, all dogs must report to the main man.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Whirly and I will show you the way.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37KNOCK ON DOOR
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Come!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I've got a James Herriot for you, Professor Legge.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Shut the door, McAloon.- Right.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Mr Herriot.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Welcome to Glasgow Veterinary College.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03You have made quite an impression on your first morning.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I am Professor Legge, Principal of the College.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08You've met Professor Gunnell,
0:09:08 > 0:09:10and I understand you've also made
0:09:10 > 0:09:14the acquaintance of Professor Richie.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22So, I'm a bully
0:09:22 > 0:09:24and you're a vet?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27After half a lecture on your first day at college,
0:09:27 > 0:09:30that's a remarkable achievement.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- I'm very sorry, Professor Richie. I had no idea...- Indeed.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35My advice is we just get rid of him.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40Save time and, almost certainly, years of wasted effort.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Well, if I can't study here, I'll go somewhere else.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47An overwhelming sense of vocation to be a vet?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50So why not study one single science subject at school?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- I studied humanities. I think that's just as relevant to veterinary work. - Ssshh!
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Would you like to hazard a diagnosis of the dray's ailment?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I don't know exactly.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04A fracture?
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Bad shoes.- Don't just pluck diagnoses out of the air, son.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Well, if I could only examine the horse,
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I'm sure I could figure out what's wrong.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16You're very cocky, Herriot.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20You don't want to rub Professor Gunnell up the wrong way.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22He's the Vice Principal.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24The man with the big whip.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30My fellow professors, Herriot insists he can solve the problem.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Let him prove himself.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53For a dog, a spectacular first morning.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Well, at least it's earned me my first real vet job.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Lucky you. What is it?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Guess who's going to cure the dray horse?
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Hello there! Did you see where the delivery cart went?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Hello, I'm Jenny Muirhead, Mr Herriot.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Sorry - forgot my manners - James.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22I just need to find that horse.
0:11:22 > 0:11:27The one pulling the cart with the beer barrels?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30You could try Danny Neal's pub, over the road?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Thank you for your help, ma'am.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40This is the third time in a month that you've been late.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I cannae keep on waiting on you like this.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Are you hearing me, Tommy?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Mr Halliday?
0:11:53 > 0:11:54James Herriot.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58The man who stepped in to help you out this morning?
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Thank you, young sir.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Though, I don't remember asking for your help.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Robbie, let's go.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09- There is something wrong with your horse...- Ah, yes,
0:12:09 > 0:12:10you're the vet, aren't you?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Maybe you're working him too hard?
0:12:14 > 0:12:19This is the only horse in Glasgow still gets rested on the Sabbath,
0:12:19 > 0:12:20come what may.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Now, I've got a living to make, food to put on the table.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Mr Halliday, I need someone to run an errand for me.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Can I borrow Robbie for an hour?
0:12:33 > 0:12:38The end is nigh, Donald, if we are accepting the likes of Herriot.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Was there ever a less academic bunch than the ones we're teaching now?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Skinner's a waster.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48We've had to suffer that fool McAloon for five years
0:12:48 > 0:12:52and we must be the only vet school in the country accepting women.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Edinburgh would never have them.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oh, it's a new era, Quintin.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Besides, Miss Tyson shows a great deal of promise.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03I've said it often enough, we're a laughing stock.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Ach, you're an old dinosaur.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06You're a socialist.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Progress, gentlemen.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Who'd have thought the Archbishop of Canterbury
0:13:11 > 0:13:14would approve of cinemas opening on a Sunday?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31This is embarrassing, talking about women's...facilities.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33It's embarrassing when you can't go when you want to.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Gentlemen!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38We're missing chunks of classes trekking over to the public baths.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Professor Gunnell's got us in his sights - don't give him an excuse, please.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Once the ladies' toilets are established, we're established.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47It's as fundamental as that.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Can't you talk her out of this stupid idea?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Aren't there more important things to be fighting for?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Freedom for India, perhaps?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Thanks for nothing, Jenny.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Not best of pals, hmm?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19It's a bit of a shame, because you're the only two ladies in the college.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Chalk and cheese - she doesn't believe in the emancipation of women.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Well, given her father owns half of Scotland,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26she doesn't need to believe.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Whirly, good for you for standing up for what you believe in.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Where do I sign?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I'm looking for a Mr McAloon?
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Yes.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43The woman at the post office asked me to deliver these.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48They came in the post last week, but they got lost out their envelope.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I knew father would come good.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59See? They do care about you.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Guilt money, darling Whirly.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Still, useful - round of drinks?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Robbie!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16You'd make a fine young actor.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19That's the easiest tuppence I've ever earned.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Well, there's another tuppence coming your way,
0:15:22 > 0:15:26if you can just tell me everything you know about your horse.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Right, what are we having?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I've told you no more until your bill's settled.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Dearest Mary, I can offer you security in the form of these.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Postal orders?
0:15:41 > 0:15:45And tell me, Mr McAloon, who is James Herriot?
0:15:45 > 0:15:48LAUGHTER
0:15:48 > 0:15:52It would appear our dog has some spirit.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Touche, James.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Thank you.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58I'm sure he'll apologise by buying a round.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04I'm surprised you've got time to drink the afternoon away
0:16:04 > 0:16:06when Professor Gunnell has the gimlet eye on you.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10I've been working on it, Professor and I think I've got the answer.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Well, why are you not writing up your report then?
0:16:17 > 0:16:18I'm off. Sorry, folks.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I've got to move into my digs tonight, anyway.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22What about our promised drinks?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I suppose I owe you one.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- I shall settle tomorrow. - I'm not falling for that one.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32I've got money.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Well, I'll take these until your bill's settled.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38OK, look after them - it's everything I've got.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I like him.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Not a crush, I hope, on a dog.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46More like a pup, really.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Hello?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Hello?!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Hoi, pal! Halt the racket!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I'm boarding here.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24With a Mrs Fraser?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Is that what she was calling herself?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Don't worry, you're not the first.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I've paid a deposit for a full month's rent.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Well, more fool you. - I beg your pardon?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Your money's gone, pal.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38She'll have drunk it by now.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05James! What a surprise.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Ah, just in time for another round.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10How are your digs then, all settled in?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Yes, all fine. A bit basic, but they'll do, for now.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14BELL RINGS
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Oh, I hate that sound!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Time for another, courtesy of young James.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I said only one drink on me.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Then I shall have to ask the lovely Mary for credit.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Are your digs nearby?
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Staggering distance.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Ah, my postal orders. How much do I owe you?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35A crown should cover it.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Five bob!?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Once you start on the malt, dear boy,
0:18:39 > 0:18:41you just have to have another, and another...
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Here.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46And you'll get this back when you settle your tab - in cash.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03LOUD BANGING
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Shhh!
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Ah!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33(Mother nature!)
0:19:45 > 0:19:47(That'll do nicely.)
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Ah! Jiminy!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13A-ha!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Ah!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00A-ha!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Good morning.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Excuse me?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Do you know where to find Mr Halliday?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Tommy? Down there.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Ah, thank you.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32And have a...a nice...um...
0:21:39 > 0:21:41You eat up, son.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45That's right.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Your mother would have wanted you to grow up to be a big, strapping lad.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Hello, Robbie.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01What now?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I know what's wrong with your horse, Lachie.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Robbie! What have you been saying?
0:22:06 > 0:22:10What matters is I can help you fix him.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12How many times do I have to tell you?
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Look.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16See?
0:22:16 > 0:22:22This is wrong. It should be like this.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29You're putting pressure on the wrong muscles for load-pulling.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33All we require is a new harness.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Or even a second-hand one?
0:22:38 > 0:22:43Must be worth considering getting him one as good as new?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52What have we here?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Gosh, that's puppy's bag.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Do you have to call him that?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Wuthering Heights...
0:23:06 > 0:23:08..Middlemarch...
0:23:10 > 0:23:12..an Anthology of English Poetry...
0:23:14 > 0:23:16..oh, and underpants, of course.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20You shouldn't be looking through someone's private things.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22SNEEZE
0:23:25 > 0:23:28My dear chap, when you said your digs were adequate...
0:23:34 > 0:23:36You're a bit of a fool, Herriot.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38A full month's rent?
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Well, I'm not the fool who squandered it all on drink.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44HE COUGHS
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Well, you can't stay here. You'll freeze to death.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49I'm fine. It's just a runny nose.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53You can stay with us.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Us?- Yes, in my aunt's house.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58We'll take you there tonight.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Imagine my shock...
0:24:08 > 0:24:10..and disgust...
0:24:11 > 0:24:15..at finding in this distinguished institution...
0:24:19 > 0:24:25..a leaflet agitating for toilets for ladies.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Why is it disgusting? Don't women have to pee too?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Well, there you have it -
0:24:30 > 0:24:35the shrill, degrading voice of the campaigning woman.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Why do you hate women so much, Professor Gunnell?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Miss Tyson, I'm a married man.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45I would not have agreed before God
0:24:45 > 0:24:48a life-long union with someone I hate.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Do you treat her as your equal?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Then she's no better than your slave.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56She's my wife.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01On present evidence, being a man's wife is a status
0:25:01 > 0:25:03you will never achieve.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05LAUGHTER
0:25:05 > 0:25:07I want my own identity.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08I want to earn my own money.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11I don't want to be anybody's kept woman,
0:25:11 > 0:25:13because we all know what they really are.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15OUT!
0:25:15 > 0:25:16Out young lady!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18And never come back.
0:25:18 > 0:25:23Gladly. We're half the human race, you can't keep us down forever.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30That does indeed seem a breach of college discipline.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Imagine my shock to be harangued by this WOMAN.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41She tried to humiliate me in front of the other students.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44I shall have a strong word with Miss Tyson.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48I was hoping for a more robust response, Principal.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53- Robust?- Never in my entire career have I felt so undermined.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56I shall insist she apologises to you.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00I'm afraid it's beyond apology for me, Principal.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Unless the college takes appropriate steps,
0:26:03 > 0:26:07I shall have no other option than to tender my resignation.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Quintin.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14You above all people must understand
0:26:14 > 0:26:18the precarious position that the college is in.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Such an esteemed member of staff resigning...
0:26:22 > 0:26:26The solution lies in your hands, Principal.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Good day.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58He fixed him, Father! He fixed him!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Ah, Professor Richie.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13I've finished my report,
0:27:13 > 0:27:16I think you'll find the problem solved.
0:27:20 > 0:27:25I must say, I'm impressed you managed to get that low life to agree to this.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I think...
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Perhaps, Professor Richie, we may have seen the worst of Mr Halliday.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35He loves his boy, and his wife died just a year ago.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39He's desperate, sir, and desperation can lead a man to do cruel things.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Very insightful, Mr Herriot.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44I hope Halliday appreciates what you've done for him.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07How're we gonnae pay back the money, Father?
0:28:07 > 0:28:09At this rate,
0:28:09 > 0:28:11he'll be carrying double the load by the end of the week.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14We'll even beat those motorised lads at their own game.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Come on, Lachie.
0:28:16 > 0:28:17Back up.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Lachie, back up.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21That's it.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22Lachie!
0:28:24 > 0:28:25Come on!
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Move!
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Lachie, what's wrong?
0:28:41 > 0:28:42I'll get a job, Father.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46I earned this from the young gentleman in only 15 minutes.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49That young gentleman has led us to ruin.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Get your things together, son.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Why?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Because I can't look after you any more.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20The stairs are really creaky.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23The old dear'll be fast asleep by now.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35DOG BARKING
0:29:35 > 0:29:36Cleo?
0:29:37 > 0:29:40(You never told me you had a dog!
0:29:40 > 0:29:41(Hello there.)
0:29:41 > 0:29:45GROWLING AND SNARLING
0:29:47 > 0:29:49Get off, you stupid mutt!
0:29:49 > 0:29:50Cleo, darling.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Off for a midnight feast, are we?
0:30:00 > 0:30:03You seem to have made quite an impression.
0:30:03 > 0:30:04Naughty Cleo.
0:30:04 > 0:30:09We don't want you tearing the young gentleman's trousers off, do we?
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Oh, you are the world's best guard dog, aren't you?
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Auntie, this is James Herriot.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17His landlord let him down and we...
0:30:17 > 0:30:20We thought he could stay here,
0:30:20 > 0:30:23even if it's just for a couple of nights?
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Free of charge?
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Oh, no, no, no, I'm willing to pay.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Oh.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33Well, if I'm to have a new lodger, I shall have to conduct an interview.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35A young man in need...
0:30:35 > 0:30:39I'd like to say I don't bite, but often I do.
0:30:39 > 0:30:40Rarr!
0:30:43 > 0:30:45Come with me.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Recognise her?
0:31:02 > 0:31:05I like to think I haven't changed much?
0:31:07 > 0:31:09No, definitely not.
0:31:09 > 0:31:14Ah, but you're seeing me fully clothed, so to speak.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17One of the Glasgow Boys, before he became famous.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19Very interesting.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24I have only a few house rules, Mr Herriot.
0:31:24 > 0:31:28One - exact rental payment made on Friday evenings,
0:31:28 > 0:31:30no delays, no excuses.
0:31:30 > 0:31:34Two - any ladies you care to bring home...
0:31:34 > 0:31:35Oh, no, I wouldn't...
0:31:35 > 0:31:37..have to be paid for.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41And three - should the lady of the house
0:31:41 > 0:31:44require assistance of any kind from her tenants,
0:31:44 > 0:31:46she expects it offered freely and graciously.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Shall we say two shillings a week?
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Seems very reasonable.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54There's a room along the hall -
0:31:54 > 0:31:56it's small, but should suit you very well.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58Close to me.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Mrs Munro?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Aching muscles, Mr Herriot.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10I do so miss my husband's healing hands.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15He died in the Great War, you know.
0:32:15 > 0:32:16I'm sorry.
0:32:16 > 0:32:20Still, with all your veterinary training,
0:32:20 > 0:32:23I'm certain you'll be able to soothe the odd twinge?
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Follow me.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36HE GIGGLES
0:32:36 > 0:32:37GROWLING
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Argh!
0:32:42 > 0:32:44I trust you slept well, Mr Herriot?
0:32:47 > 0:32:49I did.
0:32:49 > 0:32:50Thank you.
0:32:50 > 0:32:52This won't happen every morning
0:32:52 > 0:32:55but, as you're new to the establishment,
0:32:55 > 0:32:58please, I baked them myself.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04BARKING AND GROWLING
0:33:04 > 0:33:08Oh, ignore her. She thinks all scones are for her.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12Mmm. Delicious.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Should I...?
0:33:15 > 0:33:20Although, I would say she's had her fair fill of scones.
0:33:20 > 0:33:21LAUGHS
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Meaning what, exactly?
0:33:27 > 0:33:29She...
0:33:29 > 0:33:32..has a fine...full...
0:33:32 > 0:33:35..figure on her.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37She's not fat, Mr Herriot, she's pregnant.
0:33:38 > 0:33:43Yorkie from number 58 keeps sniffing around her.
0:33:53 > 0:33:57- FROM OUTSIDE: Where is he?- Excuse me? - Richie!- You can't go in there!
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Richie!
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Mr Halliday! Explain yourself!
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Six pounds for that harness your useless vet made me buy,
0:34:04 > 0:34:08- and the dray is worse than he's ever been.- What did I tell you?
0:34:08 > 0:34:11So what you going to do about it? I want answers!
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Mr Halliday, veterinary medicine isn't an exact science -
0:34:14 > 0:34:16much as we'd like it to be.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19Well, that young gentleman, Herriot, seemed very sure of himself.
0:34:19 > 0:34:23- Just as I said. - I'm six pounds out of pocket!
0:34:23 > 0:34:26- I'm terribly sorry if we've made a mistake. - Sorry is not good enough!
0:34:26 > 0:34:29I'm going to tell everybody that you're a bunch of charlatans.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32I know plenty of folk in this town, you know I do!
0:34:39 > 0:34:41- Good morning.- Morning.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43- Good morning.- Morning.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Good morning, Lachie.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56Oh, you poor thing.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Mr Halliday, what's happened to Lachie?
0:34:59 > 0:35:01You! And your bloody interfering!
0:35:01 > 0:35:04- You can't work her in this state! - What choice do I have?
0:35:06 > 0:35:07Where's Robbie?
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Where do you think?
0:35:09 > 0:35:11The only place that can feed him - Barnhill.
0:35:13 > 0:35:14The poorhouse.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Thanks to you.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30I know Mr Halliday's been to see you.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39I've made a complete mess of things.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42You made a mistake.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44We all do.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47He's had to send his son to the poorhouse.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53I should do something.
0:35:53 > 0:35:57My advice, Mr Herriot, is that you leave well alone.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59You've done enough already.
0:36:18 > 0:36:19Whirly.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Are you all right?
0:36:22 > 0:36:24- I've been suspended.- What?
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Ah.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Well, you can't just let this happen.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37What do you suggest? Another campaign?
0:36:37 > 0:36:39We'll sign a petition.
0:36:39 > 0:36:40James...
0:36:41 > 0:36:43..no-one wants me here.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46Even my father'll be delighted I've been thrown out.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Surely not?
0:36:48 > 0:36:52I've got four brothers, all with careers in farming.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55But the only ambition my father has for me is marriage.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00You should have been working on the Halliday case.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02I've had enough, James.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Whirly's been suspended.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17She says she's not going to fight it.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Sensible girl.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22Why would she want to stay in this godforsaken institution?
0:37:23 > 0:37:24Aren't you going to help?
0:37:24 > 0:37:26She doesn't need my help.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30Whirly can turn her hand to anything.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33She wants to be a vet.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39Something you'll never understand, you useless, selfish sod.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49I just need to do a more thorough examination.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53You've got two minutes.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04There's no swelling I can find.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09His heartbeat's fine.
0:38:10 > 0:38:14And he doesn't have a temperature.
0:38:14 > 0:38:19His shoes are fine, his harness is fine,
0:38:19 > 0:38:23he gets his regular rest and his regular feed...
0:38:23 > 0:38:24- What do you feed him? - Cereal.
0:38:24 > 0:38:28- The best cereal you can get. - Cereal.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32He eats better than we...than I do.
0:38:32 > 0:38:33Thank you, Mr Halliday.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37So? What's wrong with him?
0:38:37 > 0:38:40- I don't know yet.- Yet?!
0:38:40 > 0:38:42By the time you're sure I will be in my grave!
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Please, take a seat, Mr McAloon.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Don't mind if I do.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05So, Principal, let me tell you where we are.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08My friend, Whirly Tyson, has been summarily suspended
0:39:08 > 0:39:12for what I assume were her remarks to one Professor Gunnell.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14She's a very strong willed girl.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17And Professor Gunnell has given me an ultimatum.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Either she goes or he goes.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22You know he's an old bluffer.
0:39:22 > 0:39:27Who the hell is going to take Professor Gunnell - Edinburgh threw him out, remember?
0:39:27 > 0:39:29I cannot take the risk.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34You must be aware, Principal,
0:39:34 > 0:39:38of the king's ransom my parents pay in fees to this august institution.
0:39:39 > 0:39:43And I do recall there even being talk of an endowment.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Call his bluff.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51Believe me, you'll be safe.
0:39:54 > 0:39:58Oh, and there's just one other thing...
0:40:21 > 0:40:25Professor Richie, I know what's wrong with the dray horse.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27I gave you clear instructions to have nothing to do
0:40:27 > 0:40:30with that man or his horse.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32Azoturia.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35From too much cereal feed on rest days.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39Mr Herriot, I do believe you've diagnosed the problem.
0:40:39 > 0:40:40Well done.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Now, how do we cure her?
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Him.
0:40:45 > 0:40:46Him.
0:40:46 > 0:40:51Simple - he just needs complete rest for around three months.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Do you want to tell Mr Halliday
0:40:54 > 0:40:57he can't use his horse for three months, or shall I?
0:41:00 > 0:41:01What do we do?
0:41:03 > 0:41:06The college could consider buying the horse from Mr Halliday.
0:41:06 > 0:41:08Truly?
0:41:08 > 0:41:12It'll be very instructive to the students to see the innards
0:41:12 > 0:41:15close up rather than out of a text book.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18Use him for dissection?
0:41:19 > 0:41:24It's you who desperately wants to bring the family back together, Mr Herriot,
0:41:24 > 0:41:27and that will only happen if they've got money and a future.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31His son - he loves that horse.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36Halliday will get about a month out of him if he's lucky.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39But every day will be a living death.
0:41:42 > 0:41:46Professor Richie, I came here to cure sick animals.
0:41:48 > 0:41:49Not to kill them.
0:41:58 > 0:42:02Obviously, if you go to Edinburgh, it will be our loss.
0:42:04 > 0:42:09But I don't want you to feel that you'd be letting any of us down.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16You know my loyalty to this place, Principal.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Indeed I do.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21But I need to know what your plans are.
0:42:23 > 0:42:27If you intend to resign, then I would appreciate a decision.
0:42:29 > 0:42:30Now.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40I shall stay at Glasgow, warts and all.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44Then I shall insist Miss Tyson apologises to you.
0:42:44 > 0:42:45That's the least that she can do.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49Oh, I agree, but women are here to stay.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59I'm glad you're so loyal to this college, Quintin,
0:42:59 > 0:43:06because I'm going to have to ask you to make one more sacrifice.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14- Cheers!- Cheers, to you.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18Ah, thank you, Mary.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22What's the celebration?
0:43:23 > 0:43:27You won't believe this - Legge called me in,
0:43:27 > 0:43:29and he's taking me back.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33Ah, that's terrific news. How did that happen?
0:43:33 > 0:43:35The Principal's seen sense, apparently.
0:43:35 > 0:43:39I've got to give a grovelling apology to Gunnell, apparently,
0:43:39 > 0:43:42but I'll do that with my fingers crossed behind my back.
0:43:42 > 0:43:45The college is lucky to have you, Whirly.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48Well, I'm feeling lucky this evening,
0:43:48 > 0:43:52so my last sixpence is going on a game of poker with the boys.
0:43:52 > 0:43:53What?
0:44:01 > 0:44:03James!
0:44:03 > 0:44:05Richie wants me to kill the dray horse,
0:44:05 > 0:44:07even though there is a simple cure.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15Whirly! Whirly?!
0:44:15 > 0:44:17It's Cleo, she's poorly!
0:44:24 > 0:44:25What's happening?
0:44:25 > 0:44:27DOG WHINES
0:44:27 > 0:44:29- I think they might be stuck. - Oh, God!
0:44:29 > 0:44:33- Maybe we should take her to the college.- If we do she won't make it.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35I need towels, warm water and soap flakes.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38- McAloon!- Right.
0:44:38 > 0:44:41- Soap flakes?- It's lubricant, she needs help to deliver.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43James, can you help me massage Cleo's abdomen?
0:44:53 > 0:44:56I've learned more today than I have in the last five years.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Just beautiful.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Darling, I can't thank you enough.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04All these little Cleos.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06Perfect!
0:45:18 > 0:45:21Once you get it over with...
0:45:23 > 0:45:26This is the worst thing I've ever had to do in my life.
0:45:26 > 0:45:30Is it just me or have all men gone soft these days?
0:45:32 > 0:45:3615 years ago, millions of men died in the trenches
0:45:36 > 0:45:40and you're making yourself ill over putting a horse out of its misery.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33I know how hard this is for you, having to share an office.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35KNOCK AT THE DOOR
0:46:35 > 0:46:36Come!
0:46:41 > 0:46:44I'm ready, Professor.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46I doubt it, Mr Herriot.
0:46:48 > 0:46:50And that's a not a bad thing.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Destroying an animal is not something
0:46:52 > 0:46:55we should ever take lightly.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58You'll be pleased to know Mr Halliday has gratefully
0:46:58 > 0:46:59accepted the cash offer.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03It's a lifeline for him.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06Is Robbie back with his father?
0:47:06 > 0:47:09He's being dropped off from Barnhill this morning.
0:47:12 > 0:47:13Come.
0:47:24 > 0:47:25- Father!- Robbie!
0:47:29 > 0:47:30I thought we didn't have any money.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32We'll be all right now, son.
0:47:32 > 0:47:34Thank you, Mrs McLean.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Right then.
0:47:36 > 0:47:37- I love you, Da.- I'm sorry, son.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51Professor Richie.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02Robbie, Lachie's ill.
0:48:02 > 0:48:07He's...very ill.
0:48:07 > 0:48:10Yeah, but you can fix him?
0:48:10 > 0:48:11Go and see Lachie.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14Why?
0:48:14 > 0:48:15Just do it, son.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27You've done well by me.
0:48:29 > 0:48:31Thank you, sir.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47Position it perpendicular to the forehead.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50That way he won't feel a thing.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36Robbie?
0:49:36 > 0:49:38I've got something I need to do.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40Will you go and help your father?
0:49:49 > 0:49:53Robbie, come and help me with this, son.
0:49:56 > 0:49:57Put these tools away for me.
0:49:57 > 0:49:58Aye, Father.
0:50:53 > 0:50:57GUNSHOT
0:51:01 > 0:51:03I'll send someone round to pick him up.
0:51:06 > 0:51:09- You're a liar! - Robbie, I'm sorry.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11- I hate you! - Robbie, that's enough.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14You telt me you were gonnae fix him!
0:51:18 > 0:51:21I was wrong to tell you I could cure him, I'm sorry.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26James.
0:51:39 > 0:51:43I hope you continue to impress, Mr Herriot.
0:51:43 > 0:51:47The horse carcass will provide much-needed surgical experience for our students.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Thank you, Professor.
0:51:49 > 0:51:52I suggest you head to Danny Neal's later
0:51:52 > 0:51:55for a well-deserved pint of heavy.
0:51:55 > 0:51:56I know I shall in due course.
0:52:05 > 0:52:08James!
0:52:08 > 0:52:09Whirly.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13It'll be easier next time.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17I doubt it.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21Whirly.
0:52:23 > 0:52:25What's going on here?
0:52:25 > 0:52:28Your first victorious campaign, Miss Tyson.
0:52:30 > 0:52:31Follow me.
0:52:35 > 0:52:38You deserve it, Whirly.
0:52:38 > 0:52:42So let's hear no more about the damned ladies' facilities.
0:52:42 > 0:52:44Why can't you be more like James?
0:52:44 > 0:52:47Take something in life seriously for once.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50A high-pitched screaming female - I think Gunnell had a point.
0:52:50 > 0:52:53I honestly don't know why I put up with him.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56Don't you recognise the signs?
0:52:56 > 0:52:58Tosh!
0:52:58 > 0:53:00There is only one chap deserves the credit
0:53:00 > 0:53:03for changing the Principal's mind.
0:53:03 > 0:53:05Mm-hm.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19I shouldn't have raised my voice in your class.
0:53:19 > 0:53:21And what of your uncouth language?
0:53:21 > 0:53:25Your accusations of misogyny?
0:53:25 > 0:53:27Veritas, sir, you are a misogynist.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34How you've pulled all this off, I'll never know.
0:53:35 > 0:53:37But you have made an enemy of me.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42Don't count on qualifying as a vet from this college.
0:53:42 > 0:53:44It'll be over my dead body.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48If needs must.
0:54:02 > 0:54:04Darling man!
0:54:04 > 0:54:06How delicious to see you.
0:54:07 > 0:54:09Gin and tonic?
0:54:13 > 0:54:16Half ten - um, it's a little early for me.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Oh, I never notice the time.
0:54:18 > 0:54:22The days just stretch forever for a lonely widow.
0:54:22 > 0:54:25Perhaps the time has come to take a lover?
0:54:27 > 0:54:30Are...are you...are you going to keep them?
0:54:30 > 0:54:32All of them?
0:54:32 > 0:54:35Of course not! There's only one Cleo, darling.
0:54:35 > 0:54:36Do you have a special request?
0:54:36 > 0:54:39You know you're rapidly becoming my favourite.
0:54:39 > 0:54:42I'd be very grateful.
0:54:42 > 0:54:47Although Cleo's going to hate me even more if I take one of her puppies?
0:54:52 > 0:54:57He hasn't been off her teat since the day he was born.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59I call him Gnasher.
0:54:59 > 0:55:03Gnasher.
0:55:03 > 0:55:07OK. We're going to be pals.
0:55:07 > 0:55:09Good friends.
0:55:19 > 0:55:20Morning, Mr Herriot.
0:55:20 > 0:55:22Morning, Mr Halliday.
0:55:22 > 0:55:25You're looking well, have you bought a new horse?
0:55:25 > 0:55:27No, I've had to move with the times.
0:55:27 > 0:55:30Used that college money to learn myself up as a driver.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Got a job driving this.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37I also traded in that new harness of yours.
0:55:37 > 0:55:40Still two pounds down, mind.
0:55:45 > 0:55:47Hello, Robbie.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59I've got something for you, Robbie.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08What's the meaning of this?
0:56:12 > 0:56:14Can we keep it?
0:56:14 > 0:56:16We can't afford another mouth to feed.
0:56:16 > 0:56:21Professor Richie said they can thrive on some simple porridge.
0:56:21 > 0:56:27And another thing - they eat mice, never mind rats.
0:56:27 > 0:56:30And I hear the rat catchers are paying a penny a tail.
0:56:30 > 0:56:32Please, Father.
0:56:34 > 0:56:36He is a fine one.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41Thanks, Mister. Thanks a lot!
0:56:46 > 0:56:51Well, I'll be off then.
0:56:51 > 0:56:52Mr Herriot.
0:57:24 > 0:57:26A dairy herd.
0:57:26 > 0:57:2730 beasts.
0:57:27 > 0:57:31If there's a problem, there could be money in it for us.
0:57:31 > 0:57:34James Herriot, you have said the magic word.
0:57:34 > 0:57:37I think blue would suit you, James.
0:57:37 > 0:57:38Bring out the colour of your eyes.
0:57:38 > 0:57:41I suppose you're enjoying having a laugh at my expense?
0:57:41 > 0:57:44Miss Tyson! You're running amok.
0:57:44 > 0:57:46Apologise to Professor Gunnell immediately.
0:57:46 > 0:57:48I've had a girlfriend.
0:57:48 > 0:57:51That doesn't surprise me at all, James.
0:57:51 > 0:57:55This so-called cure, Mr Murdoch - it's got arsenic in it.
0:57:55 > 0:57:58- There's no poison here! - You're a danger to those animals!
0:57:58 > 0:57:59Are you mad, man?
0:57:59 > 0:58:02I can't kill live, healthy animals!
0:58:02 > 0:58:05Mr Murdoch! Don't do it!
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