An Evening with Sammy Davis Jr

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0:00:20 > 0:00:24APPLAUSE

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Thank you.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Thank you very much. I would like... Thank you.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42May I say, thank you for coming and thank you for watching.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45My name is James Bond.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47LAUGHTER

0:00:47 > 0:00:52Smith & Western, eh? You've had your six. Well, anyway...

0:00:54 > 0:00:57He's too attractive, I don't believe him anyway.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Actually, I know it sounds a little ludicrous to introduce oneself,

0:01:00 > 0:01:04particularly after the BBC has spent so much money to let you know

0:01:04 > 0:01:08that I'm on but I think I have to, I have a psychological problem.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11My name is Sammy Davis Jr

0:01:11 > 0:01:15and the reason, really, is later on in the show I take off my jacket,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17see, and I just sing with my shirt and my pants

0:01:17 > 0:01:21and sometimes people confuse me with Harry Belafonte.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32"I really can't tell one from another, you know. They all look alike."

0:01:32 > 0:01:36LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:01:36 > 0:01:39I would like for you to meet at this time,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42a gentleman who has been with me on all my trips to London.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45He's been with my family, musically, for about six years.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I feel that he is one of the most

0:01:47 > 0:01:49outstanding drummers in our business.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53In fact, he's out standing, now, waiting to come on. However...

0:01:53 > 0:01:55"Oh, that was rather droll, Sam."

0:01:59 > 0:02:01His name is Michael Silver

0:02:01 > 0:02:04and I'd like for you to meet him. Here we go.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Come closer.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11One, two, three, four...

0:02:21 > 0:02:26# I've got you under my skin

0:02:28 > 0:02:36# Yes, I've got you deep in the heart of me

0:02:36 > 0:02:43# So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me

0:02:43 > 0:02:50# I've got you under my skin

0:02:50 > 0:02:57# I've tried so, not to give in

0:02:57 > 0:03:02# I said to myself, "This affair never would go so well"

0:03:04 > 0:03:07# But darling, why should I resist?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11# When, my baby, you know darn well

0:03:12 > 0:03:19# I've got you, got you under my skin

0:03:19 > 0:03:23# I'd sacrifice anything, come what might

0:03:23 > 0:03:26# For the sake of having you near

0:03:26 > 0:03:30# In spite of that voice that comes in the night

0:03:30 > 0:03:33# Says these words in my ear

0:03:33 > 0:03:40# "Don't you know, little fool, you never can win?

0:03:40 > 0:03:47# "Use your mentality, wake up to reality"

0:03:47 > 0:03:52# But each time I do, just the thought of you makes me stop

0:03:52 > 0:03:55# Before I begin

0:03:55 > 0:03:59# I've got you under my skin

0:04:01 > 0:04:06# Like the beat, beat, beat of the tom-tom

0:04:06 > 0:04:08# When the jungle shadows fall

0:04:08 > 0:04:12# And like the tick-tick-tock of the stately clock

0:04:12 > 0:04:16# As it leans against the wall

0:04:16 > 0:04:19# Like the drip, drip, drip of the raindrop

0:04:19 > 0:04:23# When the summer shower is through

0:04:23 > 0:04:27# There is a voice that's within me that keeps repeating

0:04:27 > 0:04:29# You, you, you

0:04:29 > 0:04:37# Night and day, you are the one

0:04:37 > 0:04:43# Only you beneath the moon and under the sun

0:04:45 > 0:04:49# Whether near to me or far, my dear

0:04:49 > 0:04:53# It doesn't matter where you are, my dear

0:04:53 > 0:05:00# I think of you night and day, day and night

0:05:02 > 0:05:05# Under the hide of me

0:05:06 > 0:05:13# There's an, oh, such a hungry yearning, burning inside of me

0:05:13 > 0:05:18# And this torment will never be through

0:05:18 > 0:05:22# Till you let me spend my life making love to you

0:05:22 > 0:05:26# Day and night, night and day

0:05:27 > 0:05:32# Wherever you go, I'll be following you

0:05:35 > 0:05:40# Wherever you are, I want to be there too

0:05:42 > 0:05:48# By the old Moulmein Pagoda, looking eastward to the sea

0:05:49 > 0:05:56# There's a Burmese bird awaiting, and I think she's got eyes for me

0:05:56 > 0:06:03# But my sails are in the moonlight but it's there I want to be

0:06:03 > 0:06:10# So, come you back, you British soldiers, come you back to Mandalay!

0:06:10 > 0:06:15# Come you back to Mandalay!

0:06:17 > 0:06:24# On the road to paradise, where the old Flotilla lay

0:06:24 > 0:06:32# Can't you hear them paddles chunkin' from Rangoon to Mandalay?

0:06:32 > 0:06:39# On the road to Mandalay, where the flyin' fishes play

0:06:39 > 0:06:45# And the dawn comes up like thunder over China

0:06:46 > 0:06:49# Across the bay

0:06:49 > 0:06:55# That is why I would sacrifice anything, come what might

0:06:55 > 0:06:57# For the sake of having you near

0:06:57 > 0:07:01# In spite of that voice that comes in the night

0:07:01 > 0:07:04# Says these words in my ear

0:07:04 > 0:07:10# "Don't you know, little schmool, you never can win?

0:07:11 > 0:07:17# "Use your mentality, where is your reality?"

0:07:19 > 0:07:23# But each time I do, just the thought of you makes me stop

0:07:23 > 0:07:28# Before I begin, didn't I tell you that I've got you

0:07:28 > 0:07:30# I've got you under my skin

0:07:33 > 0:07:36# And I like you, I like you under my skin

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- # And I've got...- I've got to stop taking those pills,

0:07:42 > 0:07:44that's all there is to it.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49# Oh, I've got you

0:07:49 > 0:07:53# Lord knows that I've got you

0:07:53 > 0:07:58# Yes, I've got you

0:07:58 > 0:08:06# Under my skin. #

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Thank you. Thank you very much.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22The drummer's name is Michael Silver.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Michael, come down here and take a bow, big daddy.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Take a big one, baby.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Just wonderful.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40You played very well tonight.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45But I wish the next time we do a show together like this, on TV,

0:08:45 > 0:08:47don't send any messages, would you?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50LAUGHTER

0:08:53 > 0:08:56I would like to do a Rodgers and Hart song for you. Terence...

0:09:02 > 0:09:10# You're my funny Valentine

0:09:12 > 0:09:18# Sweet comic Valentine

0:09:20 > 0:09:30# You make me smile with my heart

0:09:33 > 0:09:37# Your looks are laughable

0:09:38 > 0:09:43# Unphotographable

0:09:44 > 0:09:54# Yet you're my favourite work of art

0:09:57 > 0:10:03# Is your figure less than Greek?

0:10:05 > 0:10:13# Is your mouth a little weak

0:10:13 > 0:10:22# When you open it to speak?

0:10:25 > 0:10:29# Are you smart?

0:10:29 > 0:10:36# Well, don't change

0:10:37 > 0:10:40# A hair for me

0:10:42 > 0:10:48# Not if you care for me

0:10:48 > 0:10:54# Stay, little Valentine

0:10:54 > 0:11:02# Stay

0:11:05 > 0:11:13# Each day is Valentine's

0:11:18 > 0:11:24# Day

0:11:27 > 0:11:30APPLAUSE

0:11:30 > 0:11:36Thank you. Thank you, Terry. Just one of them. Thank you there.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38You know...

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Ta. Erm...

0:11:43 > 0:11:45There are, when you start to do a show like this,

0:11:45 > 0:11:48one where you want to do some of the things you've

0:11:48 > 0:11:49never done on television,

0:11:49 > 0:11:52as soon as the announcement comes out in the papers,

0:11:52 > 0:11:55invariably, you get people who write you and write notes about it.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Where they have all the things that I had requested.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01I got a letter from a young man I imagine must be about seven or

0:12:01 > 0:12:05eight years old and he said, "I am interested in fast draw

0:12:05 > 0:12:08"and I understand that you do Westerns and all of that,

0:12:08 > 0:12:13"and you do with the gun, so, on your show for BBC, would you explain

0:12:13 > 0:12:15"a little bit about it and let me see it?"

0:12:15 > 0:12:19So, for you, Michael, I'm going to do it.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21LAUGHTER

0:12:37 > 0:12:42This is the standard holster for fast draw, Mike.

0:12:43 > 0:12:49And this is a cord that ties around to keep your gun in the right place.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Making sure that it's at a proper length so that you can

0:12:53 > 0:12:54get it out easy.

0:12:54 > 0:13:01# As I walked out in the streets of Laredo

0:13:01 > 0:13:08# As I walked out in Laredo, one day

0:13:08 > 0:13:12# I spied a young cowboy

0:13:12 > 0:13:16# Wrapped up in white linen

0:13:16 > 0:13:19APPLAUSE

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Shucks, I wouldn't put it on unless I was good at it.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:13:35 > 0:13:39I told you cats you'd laugh at that.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40# Wrapped up in white linen

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# And cold as the clay

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Now, the single action part is quite simple.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Single action means unless you have the modern revolver,

0:13:48 > 0:13:51they can fire this way, by just pressing the trigger, with

0:13:51 > 0:13:54an old-fashioned Western gun, you had to cock the gun first and then fire.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57So that, in essence, when you go for the fast draw the gun is

0:13:57 > 0:14:01actually cocked while it's in the holster, like so.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03See, it's cocked here, you pull out and then fire.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Of course, you must be careful, Michael, that when you do this you don't do that.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10COMIC DRUM ROLL

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Or you'll find out immediately why Chester walks with a limp.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15LAUGHTER

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Now, we want to see if...

0:14:18 > 0:14:21We want to see if we can get a couple of fast ones off

0:14:21 > 0:14:25but I would only like to say that attitude is most important.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28I brought these along, Michael, just in case, never know.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33When Mosley might show up, you never know.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43You must be careful to get the proper attitude, you see,

0:14:43 > 0:14:46because you've got to walk tall, get the proper stance.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Because Jerry Lewis, for instance, he's never done Westerns

0:14:49 > 0:14:51because that would be a little ludicrous.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Can you imagine Jerry Lewis as a Sheriff, walking and saying,

0:14:54 > 0:14:58"Hello there, how are you?

0:14:58 > 0:15:02"I am the Sheriff of the town, la-da-da da-da."

0:15:04 > 0:15:07LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:15:12 > 0:15:14GUNSHOT

0:15:22 > 0:15:28DRUM ROLL

0:15:33 > 0:15:37APPLAUSE

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Thank you. You know what we haven't done yet, Terry?

0:15:56 > 0:15:59We haven't done anything that's really sort of old-fashioned,

0:15:59 > 0:16:01variety, vaudeville stuff.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Let's do one number like that.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07I think I have my vaudeville prop back here. Yes, here we go.

0:16:07 > 0:16:12No man worth his union card would be caught without one of these.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14LAUGHTER

0:16:16 > 0:16:23# Me and my shadow

0:16:26 > 0:16:30# Strolling down the avenue

0:16:35 > 0:16:39# Me and my shadow

0:16:39 > 0:16:42LAUGHTER

0:16:42 > 0:16:46# No-one I can tell my troubles to

0:16:48 > 0:16:50You've gone too far this time, Sir Percy!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52LAUGHTER

0:16:52 > 0:16:57# When it's 12 o'clock, I just simply climb the stairs

0:16:57 > 0:17:01# I never, never, never, never knock

0:17:01 > 0:17:08# Because there ain't going to be nobody up there but

0:17:08 > 0:17:12# Me and my...

0:17:12 > 0:17:15# I said, me and my shadow

0:17:15 > 0:17:19# All alone and feeling blue

0:17:19 > 0:17:21DING

0:17:21 > 0:17:23LAUGHTER

0:17:23 > 0:17:27TAP DANCING SHOES CLINKING

0:17:35 > 0:17:39Two, four, six, eight, we don't want to integrate.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42LAUGHTER

0:18:30 > 0:18:35RAPID CLINKING

0:19:08 > 0:19:12ACOUSTIC GUITAR STRUMMING

0:19:26 > 0:19:28LAUGHTER

0:19:33 > 0:19:39SAMMY SINGS IN BROKEN SPANISH

0:19:47 > 0:19:49- BAND:- Ole! Ole!

0:19:49 > 0:19:51All right, all right, enough already.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53LAUGHTER

0:19:53 > 0:19:56SAMMY SINGS IN BROKEN SPANISH

0:20:28 > 0:20:33TAP DANCING SHOES CLINKING

0:20:42 > 0:20:44LAUGHTER

0:21:16 > 0:21:21# And when it's 12 o'clock, I climb the stairs

0:21:23 > 0:21:28# I never knock, cos there's nobody there

0:21:28 > 0:21:36# But the landlord, me and my, my little shadow

0:21:36 > 0:21:40# I'm all alone and feeling

0:21:40 > 0:21:44# All alone and feeling

0:21:44 > 0:21:47# All alone and feeling blue

0:21:50 > 0:21:55APPLAUSE

0:22:04 > 0:22:05I must say...

0:22:06 > 0:22:09..that hats have always been important to me,

0:22:09 > 0:22:13going back to the days of vaudeville and so forth, with my family in America.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17But also to a lot of performers, I think, hats have been important.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19For instance, when you take a man like Fred Astaire,

0:22:19 > 0:22:22he has a big thing with hats, always dances with hats

0:22:22 > 0:22:26and to see Fred Astaire walking down the street is something else, watch.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45APPLAUSE

0:22:49 > 0:22:51# It's quarter to three

0:22:52 > 0:22:54# There's no-one in the place

0:22:56 > 0:22:59# Except you and me

0:23:01 > 0:23:04# So, set 'em up, Joe

0:23:05 > 0:23:08# Got little story

0:23:08 > 0:23:11# You ought to know

0:23:11 > 0:23:15LAUGHTER

0:23:15 > 0:23:21Hi. Now, you take, the same song, same hat, different attitude.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25The hat has become important for this man, too. Mr Frank Sinatra.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28APPLAUSE

0:23:38 > 0:23:41LAUGHTER

0:23:47 > 0:23:48Good evening.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56# It's quarter to three

0:23:56 > 0:23:59# There's no-one in the place

0:23:59 > 0:24:03# Except you and me

0:24:05 > 0:24:07# Set 'em up, Joe

0:24:09 > 0:24:15# Got a little story you ought to know

0:24:17 > 0:24:21# I'm drinking, my friend

0:24:23 > 0:24:28# To the end of a brief episode

0:24:29 > 0:24:34# So, make it one for my baby

0:24:34 > 0:24:38# And one more for the road

0:24:41 > 0:24:45# The long, long road

0:24:47 > 0:24:52# The long, long road

0:24:52 > 0:24:56APPLAUSE

0:24:56 > 0:24:59I'll tell you what, let's keep the hat on

0:24:59 > 0:25:02and shape it into the styles of various favourites

0:25:02 > 0:25:05who favoured hats. The Humphrey Bogart hat.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20It's quarter to three.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26There's no-one in the place except you and me, blue eyes.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31So, stick 'em up, Joe.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36The Cary Grant hat.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44You've got the routine.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47I would appreciate it if you would do something to that machine,

0:25:47 > 0:25:49I really would.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53I mean, after all, what do you think I am, a Coca-Cola drinker?

0:25:53 > 0:25:58I'm feeling so sad, wish you'd make the music kind of

0:25:58 > 0:26:01bassy and glad, yes, how about that.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Now, of course, there are other actors who don't

0:26:06 > 0:26:10depend on a hat or anything like that.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13They have their hair askew, things like that, going for them.

0:26:13 > 0:26:14I beg your pardon.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Young man, may I present this to you on behalf of the BBC?

0:26:17 > 0:26:18LAUGHTER

0:26:18 > 0:26:21For the wonderful job you've been doing.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Like Marlon Brando.

0:26:30 > 0:26:31LAUGHTER

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Uh...

0:26:35 > 0:26:37LAUGHTER

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Uh, that's how it goes, you know.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42I endure...

0:26:43 > 0:26:45LAUGHTER

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Look, when I talk to you, I want you to look at me, all right?

0:26:50 > 0:26:52I'm feeling so sad, you know.

0:26:52 > 0:26:53We should make music, erm...

0:26:53 > 0:26:56I don't know what you've got but I think I've got it.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:26:59 > 0:27:02And of course, there always... Thank you.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05There's always my friend, Mr Dean Martin.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Would you hold this for me, please? It's a set.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Which way is the audience, pally?

0:27:26 > 0:27:29# That's how it goes

0:27:29 > 0:27:33# Joe, I know you're getting anxious to close

0:27:35 > 0:27:36# Oh, yeah

0:27:38 > 0:27:41# Thanks for the cheer

0:27:41 > 0:27:44# Hope you didn't mind my bending your ear

0:27:48 > 0:27:52LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:27:54 > 0:27:56# Must be drowned

0:27:56 > 0:28:00# Or soon, it's going to explode

0:28:00 > 0:28:04# So, make it one for my baby

0:28:04 > 0:28:08# And a whole case for the road

0:28:11 > 0:28:15# The long

0:28:16 > 0:28:20# Don't you know I'm here for the long, long

0:28:22 > 0:28:23# Yeah

0:28:23 > 0:28:25# The long road

0:28:27 > 0:28:34# The long, long road. #

0:28:37 > 0:28:39APPLAUSE

0:28:44 > 0:28:48I just want to say that we were running...

0:28:48 > 0:28:50I know, you don't have to show me the wrist. I've seen it.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54I know exactly what it means. It means I'm going off the air, right?

0:28:54 > 0:28:57I just want to say... I've got time to say good night, haven't I?

0:28:57 > 0:28:58What do you mean?

0:28:58 > 0:28:59LAUGHTER

0:28:59 > 0:29:01I just want to say... Hey!

0:29:01 > 0:29:05How about this, right? What are you going to do if I decide to stay?

0:29:05 > 0:29:08LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:29:08 > 0:29:09What about that?

0:29:09 > 0:29:11APPLAUSE

0:29:17 > 0:29:19That's it, pal of mine.

0:29:20 > 0:29:24That's it. Get out Birth Of The Blues, Terry, if you will.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26Don't look at your watch. Just get out Birth Of The Blues.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28LAUGHTER

0:29:28 > 0:29:29What are they going to do?

0:29:29 > 0:29:32Perry Mason you know about. He wins every case. You know he does.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34What are you starting this rumour for?

0:29:34 > 0:29:36I'm here once in every two years.

0:29:36 > 0:29:37APPLAUSE

0:29:37 > 0:29:41Don't worry... Terry, don't worry about it. Do as I say.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43You'll play the number. That's it.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46What are they going to do, go like this, you're off?

0:29:46 > 0:29:47LAUGHTER

0:29:47 > 0:29:52# They heard the breeze

0:29:52 > 0:29:54# Through the trees

0:29:54 > 0:29:58# Singing weird melodies

0:29:58 > 0:30:00# And they named that

0:30:00 > 0:30:02Yeah!

0:30:02 > 0:30:06# Just the start of the blues

0:30:09 > 0:30:11# Then from a jail

0:30:11 > 0:30:12# There came a wail

0:30:12 > 0:30:17# From a down-heart and frail

0:30:17 > 0:30:19# And they played that

0:30:20 > 0:30:24# As a part of the blues

0:30:26 > 0:30:28# Now from a whip-poor-will

0:30:28 > 0:30:30# High on a hill

0:30:30 > 0:30:34# They took a new note

0:30:35 > 0:30:38# And they pushed it through a horn

0:30:38 > 0:30:43# Until it was worn into a blue note

0:30:45 > 0:30:49# You gotta believe me, they nursed it

0:30:49 > 0:30:51# And they rehearsed it

0:30:51 > 0:30:55# And then, then they gave out the news

0:30:55 > 0:30:58# That the South Land

0:30:59 > 0:31:03# Really gave birth to the blues

0:31:05 > 0:31:07# From a whip-poor-will

0:31:07 > 0:31:10Everybody, clap hands in time. Come on.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12# They grabbed a new note

0:31:14 > 0:31:17# And they pushed it through a horn

0:31:17 > 0:31:22# Until it was worn into a blue note

0:31:23 > 0:31:27# Oh, everybody, they nursed it

0:31:27 > 0:31:29# They rehearsed it

0:31:30 > 0:31:34# And when they were ready, they gave out the news

0:31:34 > 0:31:37# That the South Land

0:31:39 > 0:31:43# Gave birth to the blues

0:31:43 > 0:31:45Oh!

0:31:45 > 0:31:47# They nursed it

0:31:47 > 0:31:48# Rehearsed it

0:31:48 > 0:31:51# And gave out the news

0:31:51 > 0:31:54# That that old South Land

0:31:54 > 0:31:59# Gave birth to the blues. #

0:32:07 > 0:32:10APPLAUSE

0:32:11 > 0:32:13Thank you. I thank you.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Thank you very much.

0:32:29 > 0:32:33I can't find words to thank all of the chums and buddies

0:32:33 > 0:32:36who came in from the profession tonight into the studio

0:32:36 > 0:32:38to see the show. And all of you nice people.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41Particularly, you nice people at home who are watching us

0:32:41 > 0:32:43from your homes for this brief time.

0:32:43 > 0:32:48I particularly would like to thank the entire crew here at the BBC.

0:32:48 > 0:32:52I have never worked in my entire life with a nicer bunch of guys.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55Terry Rosen, of course, and all the guys in the band.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57Always my continued thanks.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00And I'd also like to thank my producer,

0:33:00 > 0:33:04Mr Dennis Main Wilson for doing so nice by me.

0:33:04 > 0:33:08Till we meet again, may I simply leave you like this.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11I wish for you what I would wish for my family and myself,

0:33:11 > 0:33:13that is that we can all understand each other

0:33:13 > 0:33:16a little better in the near future as human beings

0:33:16 > 0:33:19and that we might have the privilege of then raising our children

0:33:19 > 0:33:22in a peaceful world. Until we meet again, thank you and God bless.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24APPLAUSE

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Oh, my goodness gracious... To your health!

0:33:33 > 0:33:37I'm going to keep drinking to your health until I ruin my own!

0:33:37 > 0:33:39LAUGHTER

0:33:41 > 0:33:43All right. Everybody up!

0:33:49 > 0:33:52Well, I guess it just isn't your day, young man. I would like...

0:33:52 > 0:33:53LAUGHTER

0:33:55 > 0:34:00We're switching into a sweater here because it's a little proppy

0:34:00 > 0:34:05and gives a chance to sort of set the mood more or less

0:34:05 > 0:34:07for this next thing. There.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12Oh, my goodness gracious. Here we go. This is a...

0:34:13 > 0:34:17There we are. This was given to me by Andy Williams. I would like...

0:34:17 > 0:34:18LAUGHTER

0:34:18 > 0:34:20He has tonnes of these things!

0:34:20 > 0:34:25This is a number in which I'd like to feature, my guy.

0:34:26 > 0:34:27My bongoist.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30A gentleman who's been with me for quite a number of years.

0:34:30 > 0:34:34His name is Johnny Mendoza. He's featured in this next number.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39Spotlight on Johnny. Go!

0:34:52 > 0:34:55# When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way

0:34:55 > 0:34:58# From your first cigarette to your last dying day

0:34:58 > 0:35:01# When you're a Jet, if the spit hits the fan

0:35:01 > 0:35:04# You got brothers around, you're a family man

0:35:05 > 0:35:07# You're never alone, you're never disconnected

0:35:07 > 0:35:10# You're home with your own, when company's expected,

0:35:10 > 0:35:11# You're a Jet

0:35:11 > 0:35:14# You're a Jet, you're the smoothest kind of cat

0:35:14 > 0:35:15# You're a Jet

0:35:15 > 0:35:19So don't be late, Tony. We'll be expecting you at the gym, huh?

0:35:20 > 0:35:2209.30. Tomorrow night. Be on time.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24And walk tall, man.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26You're a Jet.

0:35:32 > 0:35:37# There's a place for us

0:35:38 > 0:35:42# Somewhere, a place for us

0:35:43 > 0:35:47# Take my hand and I'll lead you there

0:35:48 > 0:35:51# Hold my hand and I'll take you there

0:35:52 > 0:35:57# Somewhere, somehow

0:35:57 > 0:36:02# I know a new dawn is breaking

0:36:02 > 0:36:06# It will be ours for the taking

0:36:06 > 0:36:09# For the taking

0:36:09 > 0:36:12# Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it

0:36:12 > 0:36:14# Stay loose, boy

0:36:14 > 0:36:17# You got a rocket in your pocket

0:36:17 > 0:36:20# Stay coolly cool, boy

0:36:20 > 0:36:21# Go, man, go... Pow!

0:36:23 > 0:36:25# But not like a crazy schoolboy

0:36:27 > 0:36:30# Just play it cool, boy

0:36:31 > 0:36:34Real cool. Real cool.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37# And you'll have a ball in America

0:36:37 > 0:36:39# You'll give your all in America

0:36:39 > 0:36:41# But nobody knows in America

0:36:41 > 0:36:46# Puerto Ricos in America

0:36:58 > 0:37:02# Tonight, tonight, I'll meet my love tonight

0:37:03 > 0:37:08# Tonight there will be our shining stars

0:37:08 > 0:37:11# Tonight the world is filled with music

0:37:12 > 0:37:15# The world is full of laughter

0:37:15 > 0:37:17# It's better than all right

0:37:17 > 0:37:20# So, moon, shine bright

0:37:20 > 0:37:26# And make this wondrous day wondrous bright

0:37:27 > 0:37:32# Tonight

0:37:35 > 0:37:41# The most beautiful sound I ever heard

0:37:43 > 0:37:44# Maria

0:37:44 > 0:37:45# Maria, Maria

0:37:45 > 0:37:47# Maria

0:37:49 > 0:37:55# All the sounds of the earth in a single word

0:37:56 > 0:37:59# Maria

0:37:59 > 0:38:01# Maria, Maria

0:38:01 > 0:38:03# Maria

0:38:05 > 0:38:08# Maria

0:38:08 > 0:38:13# I just kissed a girl named Maria

0:38:14 > 0:38:21# And suddenly that name will never be the same to me

0:38:21 > 0:38:23# Maria

0:38:23 > 0:38:24# Say it loud!

0:38:24 > 0:38:27# And there's music playing

0:38:32 > 0:38:34# Say it soft

0:38:37 > 0:38:41# And it's almost like praying

0:38:43 > 0:38:47# Maria

0:38:47 > 0:38:53# I'll never stop saying

0:38:53 > 0:38:59# Maria

0:39:00 > 0:39:09# The most beautiful sound I've ever heard

0:39:12 > 0:39:21# Maria. #

0:39:22 > 0:39:24APPLAUSE

0:39:34 > 0:39:38Mr Johnny Mendoza, ladies and gentlemen.

0:39:38 > 0:39:39Come over here, Jonno.

0:39:45 > 0:39:49Isn't he wonderful, ladies and gentlemen? Magnificent is the word.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51APPLAUSE CONTINUES

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Boy, I tell you, it's nice to be in this business.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05It is, to be exposed to guys like that.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07You really made it, baby.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09No jazz. Chips down.

0:40:10 > 0:40:11That's it.

0:40:13 > 0:40:15I hope you don't mind this, ladies and gentlemen.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17Those of you who are at home watching the show,

0:40:17 > 0:40:19which I hope you will be watching...

0:40:21 > 0:40:25..you know that it's a relaxing thing to sit down.

0:40:28 > 0:40:33When I was young, I used to say, "Don't ever show me you're tired."

0:40:35 > 0:40:39Er, but I'm old now and I've got to show you and that's it!

0:40:39 > 0:40:41LAUGHTER

0:40:41 > 0:40:44One of the nicest things about, you know,

0:40:44 > 0:40:47being with the BBC is being in the same identical studio

0:40:47 > 0:40:51for part two as we were in part one working with 90% of the same crew

0:40:51 > 0:40:55and, of course, the same guy, Dennis Main, Dame Main Woody.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57LAUGHTER

0:40:59 > 0:41:01APPLAUSE

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Being my producer and my other self.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10I must tell you, I must explain why I said that, so you'll know.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12His name is Dennis Main Wilson.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14But a long time ago when we first met

0:41:14 > 0:41:16and we started talking about part one,

0:41:16 > 0:41:19I called him Dame Main Woody, you see?

0:41:19 > 0:41:21And it sort of stuck.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23And everybody around the BBC now goes,

0:41:23 > 0:41:25"Oh, here comes Dame Main Woody."

0:41:25 > 0:41:26LAUGHTER

0:41:26 > 0:41:27And he goes... Grrrr!

0:41:27 > 0:41:28LAUGHTER

0:41:28 > 0:41:31It's all right from them chaps from the colonies

0:41:31 > 0:41:33but I don't have to take it from my own kind!

0:41:33 > 0:41:34LAUGHTER

0:41:37 > 0:41:39I asked if I could...

0:41:40 > 0:41:43..do something, an ad-lib section.

0:41:43 > 0:41:47Meaning, really, to ad-lib. Not to know what's planned.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50Agreed, we've rehearsed what I might think might be

0:41:50 > 0:41:53a couple of the songs you might ask for, or little bits.

0:41:53 > 0:41:57But I asked all the people if I could do eight or nine minutes

0:41:57 > 0:42:01with anything that the audience here at the theatre would ask to do.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04And I have no idea what they're going to ask for.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06I swear to you, it is legit.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10And I think we might have some fun.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13It'll be interesting.

0:42:13 > 0:42:16The first guy that asks me to sing Marching Through Georgia,

0:42:16 > 0:42:18he's in a lot of trouble, I tell you that.

0:42:18 > 0:42:19LAUGHTER

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Cos I ain't going there either, you know?

0:42:24 > 0:42:26LAUGHTER

0:42:26 > 0:42:29But if there are any requests that you'd like to hear,

0:42:29 > 0:42:32any of you nice folks? If we can do it, if we know... What?

0:42:32 > 0:42:33Once In A Lifetime, please.

0:42:33 > 0:42:37Once In A Lifetime? We have a request for Once In A Lifetime, George.

0:42:37 > 0:42:38All right. What?

0:42:38 > 0:42:40AUDIENCE SHOUTS REQUESTS

0:42:43 > 0:42:44All right.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47Uh-huh.

0:42:47 > 0:42:49Yes, that's wonderful.

0:42:49 > 0:42:52We've got enough now to go into a whole series here.

0:42:52 > 0:42:53LAUGHTER

0:42:54 > 0:42:57I think we got a pretty good cross-section.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00- Let's do Once In A Lifetime. - Thank you!

0:43:00 > 0:43:02And er... My pleasure.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05Then we'll do a little bit of What Kind Of Fool.

0:43:05 > 0:43:06And erm...

0:43:06 > 0:43:08AUDIENCE SHOUTS MORE REQUESTS

0:43:08 > 0:43:11OK, I'll tell you what we'll do. A Lot Of Living, too, we'll do.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14We'll do them all. We've got time. We'll do them all.

0:43:14 > 0:43:18PIRATE ACCENT: Ah... Ah, me fine buckers!

0:43:18 > 0:43:20LAUGHTER

0:43:20 > 0:43:25I know where there's more gold than any man Jack here has ever seen.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Come along with Long John.

0:43:29 > 0:43:30LAUGHTER

0:43:30 > 0:43:32For those of you at home,

0:43:32 > 0:43:34can we get a shot of the band looking for this music?

0:43:34 > 0:43:36LAUGHTER

0:43:37 > 0:43:40APPLAUSE

0:43:40 > 0:43:41It's like John Ford's...

0:43:41 > 0:43:45It's like seeing a sneak preview of John Ford's production of the Search.

0:43:45 > 0:43:46LAUGHTER

0:43:46 > 0:43:49Why did he have to call that one? What number is that?

0:43:49 > 0:43:51I'll tell you what we'll do.

0:43:51 > 0:43:54While we're waiting for the number things, can we... This is...

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Please excuse us, but it is ad-lib.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59Could you get to the piano, George, and play a little of All The Way?

0:43:59 > 0:44:02Because we had a request for that.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04And then we'll do just Once In A Lifetime.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08# When somebody loves you

0:44:08 > 0:44:12# It's no good unless she loves you

0:44:12 > 0:44:15# All the way

0:44:17 > 0:44:20# Happy to be near you

0:44:21 > 0:44:25# When you need someone to cheer you

0:44:25 > 0:44:29# All the way

0:44:30 > 0:44:32Tony Bennett.

0:44:32 > 0:44:35# Toilet, toilet

0:44:35 > 0:44:37# Then the toil is twiz

0:44:37 > 0:44:39LAUGHTER

0:44:39 > 0:44:41# That's how it's gotta feel

0:44:43 > 0:44:46It's Frank's song. So we should do a Frank.

0:44:46 > 0:44:51# Deeper than the deep blue seas

0:44:51 > 0:44:54# That's how deep it goes

0:44:54 > 0:45:00# If it's real

0:45:00 > 0:45:01Frankie Laine.

0:45:01 > 0:45:05# When somebody needs you

0:45:05 > 0:45:08# It's no good unless he needs you

0:45:08 > 0:45:11# All the way

0:45:11 > 0:45:12APPLAUSE

0:45:12 > 0:45:15# Through the good or lean years

0:45:16 > 0:45:18LAUGHTER

0:45:19 > 0:45:20# Come what may

0:45:20 > 0:45:22A little Dean, of course.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24# Who knows...

0:45:24 > 0:45:26LAUGHTER

0:45:26 > 0:45:28# Where the road will lead us

0:45:30 > 0:45:33# Oh, yeah, only a fool

0:45:35 > 0:45:37# Would say

0:45:37 > 0:45:38Me.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41LAUGHTER

0:45:41 > 0:45:43# And if you let me love you

0:45:43 > 0:45:45# It's for sure I'm going to love you

0:45:46 > 0:45:53# All the way

0:45:54 > 0:46:05# All the way. #

0:46:11 > 0:46:12I hope you liked that.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18Thank you.

0:46:20 > 0:46:25# Just once in a lifetime

0:46:28 > 0:46:31# A man knows a moment

0:46:34 > 0:46:37# One wonderful moment

0:46:37 > 0:46:42# When fate takes his hand

0:46:43 > 0:46:50# And this is my moment, my once in a lifetime

0:46:50 > 0:46:54# When I can explore new and exciting lands

0:46:56 > 0:47:01# For once in my lifetime I feel like a giant

0:47:01 > 0:47:03# I soar like an eagle

0:47:03 > 0:47:05# As though I have wings

0:47:05 > 0:47:09# For this is my moment

0:47:09 > 0:47:11# My destiny's called me

0:47:11 > 0:47:15# So, lady, once in a lifetime

0:47:15 > 0:47:20# I'd like to do good things

0:47:21 > 0:47:27# Just once in a lifetime

0:47:27 > 0:47:33# A man knows a moment

0:47:33 > 0:47:37# One fabulous moment

0:47:38 > 0:47:45# When fate takes his hand

0:47:45 > 0:47:51# And this is my moment

0:47:51 > 0:47:57# My once in a lifetime when I can explore new and exciting lands

0:47:59 > 0:48:04# For once in my lifetime I feel like a giant

0:48:04 > 0:48:08# I soar like an eagle, just as though I have wings

0:48:08 > 0:48:10# Boy, this is my moment

0:48:10 > 0:48:13# My destiny's told me

0:48:13 > 0:48:17# Oh, it may be just once in a lifetime

0:48:17 > 0:48:21# I'm gonna do

0:48:21 > 0:48:25# Great

0:48:26 > 0:48:31# Things. #

0:48:32 > 0:48:34APPLAUSE

0:48:40 > 0:48:42The band, ladies and gentlemen...

0:48:44 > 0:48:45That's for you, baby. Thank you.

0:48:47 > 0:48:50Do What Kind Of Fool. We've got to do a little bit of What Kind Of Fool.

0:48:50 > 0:48:53What Kind Of Fool. A little piano.

0:48:53 > 0:48:57And, George, if you can, have the guys come in on the second half.

0:48:57 > 0:48:59It's a turnaround thing, you know?

0:48:59 > 0:49:01Maybe something like that, OK?

0:49:01 > 0:49:03Are you having trouble, Bubby?

0:49:03 > 0:49:05LAUGHTER

0:49:05 > 0:49:06He's looking...

0:49:07 > 0:49:10That's it, right here. Here. That's it.

0:49:12 > 0:49:15The BBC pays out good money for this!

0:49:15 > 0:49:16LAUGHTER

0:49:16 > 0:49:18And if they only knew, I'd do it for just fun.

0:49:18 > 0:49:19LAUGHTER

0:49:19 > 0:49:20Don't you tell nobody!

0:49:20 > 0:49:22LAUGHTER

0:49:22 > 0:49:24# What kind of fool am I

0:49:26 > 0:49:28# Who never fell in love?

0:49:29 > 0:49:34# It seems that I'm the only one

0:49:34 > 0:49:37# That I have been thinking of

0:49:37 > 0:49:40# What kind of man is this

0:49:40 > 0:49:43# That could not see

0:49:43 > 0:49:48# What could be seen by almost

0:49:48 > 0:49:52# Everyone

0:49:52 > 0:49:55# But me?

0:49:56 > 0:49:59# What kind of lips are these

0:50:01 > 0:50:04# That lie with every kiss?

0:50:06 > 0:50:07# Let...

0:50:07 > 0:50:09I hope it's one of ours! LAUGHTER

0:50:09 > 0:50:12# That whispered empty words of love

0:50:14 > 0:50:16It's not me, sir. It's the box over there.

0:50:17 > 0:50:20# That left me alone like this

0:50:21 > 0:50:25# Why can't I fall in love

0:50:25 > 0:50:29# Like any other man?

0:50:29 > 0:50:34# And maybe then I'll know

0:50:34 > 0:50:40# What kind of fool

0:50:40 > 0:50:46# I am

0:50:48 > 0:50:54# What kind of clown am I?

0:50:56 > 0:50:59# What do I know of life?

0:51:02 > 0:51:04# Why can't I cast away

0:51:06 > 0:51:10# This mask of play and then live my life?

0:51:12 > 0:51:20# Why can't I fall in love?

0:51:20 > 0:51:26# I don't give a damn

0:51:26 > 0:51:31# And maybe then I'll know

0:51:31 > 0:51:36# What kind of fool

0:51:37 > 0:51:44# Am I. #

0:51:45 > 0:51:47APPLAUSE

0:51:50 > 0:51:51Thank you.

0:51:51 > 0:51:53You were wonderful there.

0:51:56 > 0:51:57Thank you.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06All right.

0:52:06 > 0:52:07This is one I'm putting in

0:52:07 > 0:52:10because I don't get a chance to do this very often.

0:52:10 > 0:52:11I'm requesting it!

0:52:11 > 0:52:13LAUGHTER

0:52:13 > 0:52:15Well, I hope these pains go away...

0:52:15 > 0:52:16LAUGHTER

0:52:16 > 0:52:20Are you ready? Look out, we're going to swing with this one.

0:52:32 > 0:52:36# That old black magic has me in its spell

0:52:36 > 0:52:39# That old black magic that you weave so well

0:52:39 > 0:52:42# Those icy fingers up and down my spine

0:52:42 > 0:52:45# The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine

0:52:45 > 0:52:48# That same old tingle that I feel inside

0:52:48 > 0:52:50# Then that elevator starts its ride

0:52:50 > 0:52:52# And down and down and down I go,

0:52:52 > 0:52:54# And around and around and a cha-cha-cha

0:52:54 > 0:52:57# Like the leaf that's caught in the tide

0:52:57 > 0:52:59# I should stay away but what can I do?

0:52:59 > 0:53:02# I hear your name, and I'm aflame

0:53:03 > 0:53:05# A flame with such a burning desire

0:53:05 > 0:53:07# That only your kiss

0:53:09 > 0:53:10# Can put out the fire

0:53:10 > 0:53:12# You're the lover, you're the lover, you're the lover, you're the lover

0:53:12 > 0:53:13# I have waited for

0:53:13 > 0:53:16# You're the girl, you're the chick, you're the one that I was created for

0:53:16 > 0:53:19# And every time your lips meet mine

0:53:20 > 0:53:21# Down I go

0:53:21 > 0:53:23# All around I go

0:53:23 > 0:53:25# Like a leaf, a leaf that's caught in the tide

0:53:25 > 0:53:28# I should stay away, but what can I do?

0:53:28 > 0:53:32# I hear your name and I'm aflame

0:53:32 > 0:53:35# A flame with such a burning desire

0:53:35 > 0:53:38# That only your kiss, kiss, kiss can put out that fire

0:53:38 > 0:53:42# Cos you're the lover, lover, lover that I have waited for

0:53:42 > 0:53:45# You're the one, you're the babe that I was created for

0:53:45 > 0:53:47# And every time your lips meet mine

0:53:47 > 0:53:50# Well, you ain't nothing but a hound dog

0:53:50 > 0:53:51# You ain't nothing but a hound dog

0:53:51 > 0:53:53# In a spin, man, can I dig that spin I'm in

0:53:53 > 0:53:55# Rumba like a tromba

0:53:55 > 0:53:57# Old black magic called

0:53:57 > 0:53:58# You're a dirty robber

0:53:58 > 0:53:59# Old black magic called

0:53:59 > 0:54:01# Oooh-oh stay in the car

0:54:01 > 0:54:03# Old black magic called...

0:54:07 > 0:54:09Yeah.

0:54:09 > 0:54:10SAMMY SCATS

0:54:15 > 0:54:18# Way down among Brazilians, coffee beans grow by the billions

0:54:18 > 0:54:21# And they've got to have those extra cups to fill

0:54:21 > 0:54:24# They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

0:54:26 > 0:54:30# You can't get cherry soda cos they've got to fill that quota

0:54:30 > 0:54:32# And the way things are I'm hip they never will

0:54:32 > 0:54:37# They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

0:54:37 > 0:54:40# No tea or tomato juice

0:54:40 > 0:54:43# You ain't never gonna see any other kind of juice

0:54:43 > 0:54:47# For the planters down in Santos all cry, "No, no, no"

0:54:47 > 0:54:50# A politician's daughter was accused of snatching water

0:54:50 > 0:54:53# And was fined a great big 50 dollar bill

0:54:53 > 0:54:56# They've got an awful lot of coffee, bags and bags of coffee

0:54:56 > 0:55:00# They've got a lot of coffee in Brazil

0:55:00 > 0:55:04# Brazil

0:55:05 > 0:55:08# She gets too hungry for dinner at eight

0:55:08 > 0:55:11# She adores the theatre but never comes late

0:55:11 > 0:55:14# And she will never argue with the person that she hates

0:55:14 > 0:55:16# And that is why the lady is a...

0:55:18 > 0:55:22# She likes the free, fresh wind in her wig

0:55:22 > 0:55:24# There's nothing she don't dig

0:55:24 > 0:55:26# She's a swinger, a humdinger

0:55:26 > 0:55:29# She's all alone when she lowers her lamp

0:55:29 > 0:55:30# That's why the lady

0:55:30 > 0:55:32# That's why the lady

0:55:32 > 0:55:36# That's why the lady is a tramp

0:55:36 > 0:55:38# A tramp

0:55:38 > 0:55:39# Oh, a tramp

0:55:39 > 0:55:42# I've got to leave you, I've got to go

0:55:43 > 0:55:45# This is the end of my show

0:55:45 > 0:55:48# May I thank you, one and all

0:55:48 > 0:55:51# For making this evening a ball?

0:55:51 > 0:55:52Oh, one more thing.

0:55:54 > 0:55:57# If you are having a party and you don't know who to bring

0:55:57 > 0:56:00# If you are having a party and you need someone to sing

0:56:00 > 0:56:02# Don't go to strangers, come to me

0:56:04 > 0:56:07# Cos I will sing absolutely free

0:56:07 > 0:56:08# Don't go to Matt Monro

0:56:08 > 0:56:10# Don't go to Al Capone

0:56:10 > 0:56:11# Don't go to Tony Newley

0:56:11 > 0:56:13# Don't go to Frank Sinatra

0:56:13 > 0:56:14# Don't go to the Beatles

0:56:14 > 0:56:17The Beatles? All right, you can go to them.

0:56:17 > 0:56:19# Don't go to anybody else but me

0:56:19 > 0:56:23# And remember my name

0:56:23 > 0:56:26# Please, remember my name

0:56:26 > 0:56:28# My name is Sammy Davis

0:56:28 > 0:56:29# My name is Sammy Davis

0:56:29 > 0:56:31# My name is Sammy Davis

0:56:31 > 0:56:32# My name is Sammy Davis

0:56:32 > 0:56:34# My name is Sammy Davis

0:56:34 > 0:56:36APPLAUSE

0:56:55 > 0:56:56George Rhodes.

0:57:01 > 0:57:03And the greatest band. Thank you, guys.

0:57:03 > 0:57:04APPLAUSE

0:57:04 > 0:57:06Michael Silva and Johnny Mendoza.

0:57:06 > 0:57:08Good old Joe. I thank you.

0:57:12 > 0:57:14Oh, I've got time.

0:57:14 > 0:57:17There was a number that we did last time.

0:57:17 > 0:57:20That we didn't do, I beg your pardon, last time that was scheduled to do.

0:57:20 > 0:57:22We got hung up into doing other things.

0:57:22 > 0:57:25And there's never really enough time to spend.

0:57:25 > 0:57:28But there's a serious number that I wanted to do that is about...

0:57:28 > 0:57:30What is it?

0:57:33 > 0:57:36Bit far for a message from Lionel Blair, isn't it?

0:57:36 > 0:57:37LAUGHTER

0:57:40 > 0:57:43"Perry Mason is waiting."

0:57:43 > 0:57:44LAUGHTER

0:57:58 > 0:58:00Bye.

0:58:00 > 0:58:02APPLAUSE