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0:00:06 > 0:00:09- Cut! Thank you very much.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11- That was great.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- Two? No, we only had one - for you today.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18- I haven't got it down here. - Speak to Ruth in the office.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- Look, we've got a lot to do today.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24- Can you move so we can carry on?
0:00:24 > 0:00:25- Don't swear at me!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Gwil, move her from the building.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29- Shoo!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32- I've never seen such language.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Thanks, Gwil.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35- Go!
0:00:39 > 0:00:40- Merry Christmas!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- My nose is telling me - I'll be having turkey soon.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49- Eat your carrots and peas. - I want to see a clean plate.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54- Elsie won at the bingo. 400.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Smells of sewage.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02- In the national, - 19 and 48 was all she needed.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Apparently, - it was next door but one...
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- ..who put the wet wipes - down the loo.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- I reported it three weeks ago!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- The turkey comes from Harlech.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Would you like cranberry sauce?
0:01:19 > 0:01:24- You have to collect as much evidence - as possible to solve the case.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- She's fond of things like this.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- I've got some bath foams - for the other sister.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- I'll have to remove the price tag.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Hello! I have a bargain.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Would you like to buy a plastic bag - for 3p?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45- Three pence?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46- Three pence. Would you like one?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Three pence. Would you like one?- - Go on then.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- OK. Would you like a bag?
0:01:51 > 0:01:52- OK. Would you like a bag?- - Yes, please.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- It's 5p for a bag. - So that's 8p in all.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- So, Joseph, you're saying - you don't want to pay...
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- ..for your child's upbringing as - you're not the biological father.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- No, no, no! - I didn't say I don't want to pay.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- What I'm saying is - if he's the son of God...
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- ..why should I pay 212 drachmas - a month to the CSA?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- You've misunderstood.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Mary, let Joseph finish.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22- Rhys!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23- Rhys!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Where is he? Rhys!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- It's Christmas Day - at the family home.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- To Rusty from Mam and Dad.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35- Brilliant!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- To Spangles from Mam and Dad.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- To Chuckles from Coco.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48- SQUEAK
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- What's that? A box of cigars?! - Brilliant.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Don't! Don't point.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Don't point it at anyone.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- It's rude to point.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- I've got the receipt - if it's too big.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Very nice.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Put it away. - Play with the rubber chicken.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17- Margaret Williams!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Not much has changed in 2,000 years.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- We were in the house.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33- My instinct was to leave something - special at the bottom of the bed.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- It all escalated from there.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- It's got way out of control.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- I've tried.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46- I don't know.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- How do you get into these houses?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- The chimney.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- A Gwynedd schoolboy - is comfortable...
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- ..after being assaulted - by the family's back garden.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- The council's garden department - was called to the house...
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- ..just after 4.00pm following - a phone call from the boy's mother.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07- He was playing the Xbox.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09- He must've got up...
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- ..to go to the fridge - for some Actimel or something.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- He must've gone the wrong way - and gone into the garden.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- The next thing I heard - was a loud scream.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- I ran. He was standing there - with the garden in his face.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28- My poor boy.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30- I'd better shut the blinds.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32- Are you OK?
0:04:34 > 0:04:39- Due to higher than usual demand, - experts from the web office...
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- ..are warning us that the country's - Internet supply is running low.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Levels are extremely low. - I've never seen anything like it.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- But we're expecting a supply - from Europe in the next three weeks.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Until then, - I ask everyone to be sensible.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Can you tell me how much is left?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- 20gb, max.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- I'm Janice Hitler. - Here's the weather for taxi drivers.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Rain is forecast for the weekend.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Are you sure it's this way?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- I've told you. It's this way.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Jesus Christ! Where are they?
0:05:17 > 0:05:18- Are you sure the satnav works?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Are you sure the satnav works?- - "Turn right then turn left."
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- No way is that right.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24- CAMEL GRUNTS
0:05:24 > 0:05:25- CAMEL GRUNTS- - You can shut up too.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Where are you? Rhys!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- # Silent night #
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Argos' prices make no sense.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Just go online like everybody else.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Anyway, three bears...
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Has anyone got a Nokia charger?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Hello, amazon.com, Trefor speaking?- - a fach achos cyfeiriad?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Hello, amazon.com, Trefor speaking?- - a fach achos cyfeiriad?- - Do you have The Office box set?
0:06:07 > 0:06:12- The Office box set? Do you want it - on VHS, DVD or Blu-ray, sir?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Blu... No, DVD, please.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- DVD. No problem, sir.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- I'll process your order - straight away.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Have a nice day. Goodbye.
0:06:22 > 0:06:28- If I have to wrap one more Retro - Space Hopper before Christmas...
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Where is the barcode - on something like this?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Is it here? No.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- The Office box set - for immediate dispatch, sir.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Let's see. We'll put Bert on it.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- HE PANTS
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- I had too much to drink last night.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- Ooh, dear me!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- I won't do that again.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00- Right, where was I?
0:07:01 > 0:07:02- Let's go.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07- Oh, it's him.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09- Hello!
0:07:09 > 0:07:10- Hello!- - Alright?
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- I hope the parcel comes. - I've been waiting long enough.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Here at last. Number 12.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- I'll sneak this in before that - stupid bint realizes and off I go!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Something's just arrived. - I'll just put my pipe here.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Let's see what it is.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- What's this?
0:07:36 > 0:07:41- "We tried to deliver a parcel - but you weren't in."
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- But it's Christmas tomorrow!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46- Happy Christmas!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- I'm off to Bethesda.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55- I'm in Bethesda.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Hywel's stocking is empty.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Gold is going to win.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Gold wins, frankincense is second - with myrrh third.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08- Come on!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- We have a couple of leads.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- But they're a bit short.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- We could move the tree closer.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27- Damn.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- # Nadolig Pwy A Wyr # - Ryan Davies
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- # Tinsel on the tree
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- # A star high above
0:08:46 > 0:08:55- # And a little dolly - sitting prettily on the branch
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- # Is this what Christmas means?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- # Who knows?
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- # Santa's bells ringing
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- # Over the white snow
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- # The children's voices in harmony
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- # To sing a Christmas carol
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- # Is this what Christmas means? #
0:09:26 > 0:09:27- Fantastic!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- # Who knows #
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- I've had enough of this song.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- It's plodding.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39- It's boring.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- I like something more upbeat.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Hold on. Ed?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Comin' atcha, Nain!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Come on! Come on!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Banging.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Bring it on.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57- That's better!
0:09:58 > 0:09:59- Take it down.
0:09:59 > 0:10:05- "Children silently sleeping - through the early hours
0:10:05 > 0:10:10- "In a gentle dream, they wonder - if Santa'll bring his sack
0:10:16 > 0:10:22- # Is this what Christmas means? - Who knows? #
0:10:42 > 0:10:43- Shamone!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- # Church bells ring
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- # Their message to all the world
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- # Reminding us
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- # Of the baby in the manger
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- # Go to the manger
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- # And kneel before Him
0:11:11 > 0:11:16- # Behold the kings and the angels
0:11:17 > 0:11:22- # There's no need to ask
0:11:23 > 0:11:29- # Everyone knows #
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Salt and vinegar!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf.