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0:00:34 > 0:00:38- Hello and welcome to a special - highlights programme of Jonathan.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- 2015 is almost over - and what a year it's been.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- A new baby for Wills and Kate.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- Mike Phillips retired and - some old rugby player got an OBE.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- And there was some rugby competition - somewhere in England.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Jonathan was back this year too.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- A host of Wales' big names - came in for a chat.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- "A mug or a cup, come and jump
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- "Everyone on the planet, drink tea
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- "A mug or a cup, come and jump, - everyone on the planet, drink tea"
0:01:10 > 0:01:11- Go!
0:01:22 > 0:01:23- Was that your son?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Yes.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Social services were there!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- I got a taxi from the train station - and the driver asked...
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- .."What are you doing here then?"
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- I said I was shooting a drama - for television.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39- "What's it about then?"
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- I said, "A medieval drama - set in the 14th century.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- "My part is leading a Welsh - rebellion against the English."
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- "What are you called then?" - I said, "Gruffudd Y Blaidd."
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- "Right. Is that - where Plaid Cymru comes from?"
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- In Wales, if you're known for rugby, - a Grogg is made of you.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- There's even one of him.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- I've got one. They haven't.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- Do they make action figures of you? - Is there one of you?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10- I think so.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- A 3D scan was made for it.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15- You had to stand...
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- That just topped you and you - in one sentence!
0:02:21 > 0:02:22- I got one in New Zealand.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24- They did...
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- It's only from here up.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- You had to sit in all this wax.
0:02:29 > 0:02:29- Prosthetics.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Prosthetics.- - No way!
0:02:31 > 0:02:36- They put pencils up your nose - so you could breathe.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37- That's 4D!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- "A mug or a cup - is best for half the planet
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- "It will lift your socks, - give you energy to climb
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- "Full fat milk - like the beats in this song
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- "Bring your teapot and water - while there's a fire"
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- This shows core strength.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56- Fuck!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Are you OK, Nige?
0:03:02 > 0:03:03- I'm not on yet.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- That's what you always say.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- The guide that was with us - was very familiar with bears.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16- He said, "Stand up - and make yourself look big".
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- We all did this.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Then he said, - "Make as much noise as you can".
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- When there's a massive bear coming - towards you, all you can do is...
0:03:27 > 0:03:28- .."aah".
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- People were keen - to give me a few T-shirts.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Don't take off your T-shirts! - It's too early in the evening!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03- A few knicks.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04- A few knicks.- - Eurgh!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Do they just take them off - or bring...
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- What do you think?!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Do they have spare ones in the bag?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Where it came from - does cross your mind.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Had it just been taken off?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Had it just been taken off?- - If it sticks to your forehead...!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- One of the biggest things on telly - at the moment is Game Of Thrones.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33- You were in that at the start.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- You were in that at the start.- - I was in the first series.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40- They saw almost everyone who could - even spell Equity. Everyone went in.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- I went in five or six times - for different parts.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- At the end, my agent in London, - she's quite posh...
0:04:48 > 0:04:49- ..she phoned me and said...
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- .."They've finally offered you a - part in this Game Of Thrones thing."
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- I said, "Oh, brilliant. - Fantastic, who am I playing?"
0:04:58 > 0:04:59- There was a pause.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- I asked again, "Who am I playing?"
0:05:03 > 0:05:04- She said, "Shagga."
0:05:07 > 0:05:08- Hello, it's Monday.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Do you like today's subjects?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Have you had a piles operation?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- No, I need the piles operation.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22- The cream doesn't work.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Is it for core strength?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- I do it because I have bad posture.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Also, when you're sat - in the same place for three hours...
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- ..sometimes you need - a bit of energy.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- I have a little bounce - and then I'm back.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Try it, lads. Bounce together now.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44- Was that a rabbit?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- I don't bounce with a rabbit.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50- I tremble.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- You haven't changed at all.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Give 'em what they bloody want.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- There's a lot of fooling around - on the show.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Occasionally, - to put a stop to all the nonsense...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- ..we go out for a challenge.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20- It's meant to be a bit of fun - but it can go too far.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Do these go on top?
0:06:23 > 0:06:24- Do these go on top?- - Underneath.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- How will they float on the top?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- How will they float on the top?- - Don't we sit on them?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- If these go on the bottom, why...
0:06:33 > 0:06:34- If these go on the bottom, why...- - Get a rope from that bucket.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- Why are you putting the posts down - if those go on the bottom?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- It's The Krankies!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42- How do we tie it?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Under both of them, is it?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Alex Jones and Eleri Sion - wouldn't moan.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49- You be quiet!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- You're doing a good job by yourself.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53- You're doing a good job by yourself.- - Young Farmers, you see.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Young Farmers?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- I knew it would come in handy - for something.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59- Here we go.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- You can start turning.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05- A bit slower.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Where's the brake?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Watch the bus.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Where's the brake?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Don't you have a sensor - that goes "beep beep beep"?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20- Not on the bus.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Just in his pacemaker! - I'm only joking.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24- You're surprised, aren't you?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- You're surprised, aren't you?- - Yes, I was a bit scared.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Surprised I haven't pooed myself.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Isn't that perfect, Maynard!
0:07:34 > 0:07:35- Oh, my word!
0:07:35 > 0:07:36- BEEP
0:07:36 > 0:07:37- BEEP- - Watch this!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Don't bring it near me, genuinely.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- This one's just a baby. - They grow much larger than this.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47- What kind of snake is that?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Hold the head - and put it on my shoulder.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51- It's a python.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- It's a python.- - I'm definitely not holding that.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Put it around. It's heavy.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- You're alright.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Come and see it.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- If she was agitated, - how would you know?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06- I'd know. She'd start hissing at me.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07- I'd know. She'd start hissing at me.- - Hissing!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- When she's not happy, - she gets hissed off.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14- Well done, Jiff.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16- Stand.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22- Oh, no.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Bye, bye. Good boy. Bye.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Come on, you buggers. Bye.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Away! Away!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Away. Stand.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39- Close the gate!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41- Stand. Stay!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43- Well done.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Now then, the standard has been set.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50- Whoa!
0:08:53 > 0:08:54- **** sake!
0:09:11 > 0:09:12- Too close there.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Turn it, turn it!
0:09:18 > 0:09:19- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:09:21 > 0:09:21- You're hitting the fence!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- You're hitting the fence!- - No, I'm fine.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25- You've hit the fence!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- You've hit the fence!- - No!
0:09:30 > 0:09:31- No!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- You didn't stop.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35- Maldwyn, everything OK?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Maldwyn, everything OK?- - Whoa, Rowland, whoa!
0:09:39 > 0:09:40- Whoa! What are you doing now?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Trousers off. Pants only.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49- Right.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- The water looks minging though!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- It won't close.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Your boobs are too big, that's all.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Try the blue one.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- And bring a paddle.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08- This isn't safe.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- This isn't safe.- - It's safe enough.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11- Grab this then.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Right. So long!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14- Don't you dare!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- I won't be able to get back!
0:10:19 > 0:10:20- Oh, are you serious?!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Have you seen this rain?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- How relaxing!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- I'd do it in the sea - in Dubai, in a bikini!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- That might be relaxing.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34- Away, away, away.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Stand, stand, stand, - stand, stand, stand, stand.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Away, away, away, away.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Oh, get out! That would have been - a perfect round!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- That would have been - a perfect round.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51- Away, away.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53- Away.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54- Stand.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Right, you two!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Away, away, away, away, away, away.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06- Yes!
0:11:06 > 0:11:07- Yes!- - Well done.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- All you did - was shout "away, away, away."
0:11:10 > 0:11:11- Well done.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13- Well done.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- That's it for this part...
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- ..but join us after the break - when we have more of this for you.
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0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Welcome back - to highlights of Jonathan.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- The guests is what make the series - so much fun.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- During the Six Nations, the studio - was like the front page of Hello.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Or Shwmae!
0:12:00 > 0:12:01- Here are more best bits.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- We're asking you - to do some keepy-uppies.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07- How good are you at keepy-uppy?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- How good are you at keepy-uppy?- - Pressure.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10- Are you good?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- Are you good?- - In these shoes? OK.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- You said in one of those clips, - your perfect night...
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- ..would be between Heledd Cynwal - and Amanda Protheroe-Thomas.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- She almost walked off the set. - She was so upset.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35- Where am I in this equation?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Where am I in this equation?- - Between those two with you on top!
0:12:41 > 0:12:42- You'd be flat!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- You'd be flat!- - A bit of smut to start us off.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Nia likes role play to be honest.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50- Hello!
0:12:50 > 0:12:51- Don't you?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- You taught me for two years.
0:12:54 > 0:13:00- Halfway through every lesson, - she brings out a box of tricks.
0:13:01 > 0:13:06- "Sean, will you wear an apron? - Sean, will you wear a feather boa?"
0:13:07 > 0:13:08- It helps with learning!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Of course it does.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- How? Say we were there now, - what's in the box of tricks?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- No, I haven't done calendars.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- You may not have shot any calendars - but we know you've been in them!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Don't we, Catrin Arwel?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Nude calendars!
0:13:27 > 0:13:28- Here you are!
0:13:28 > 0:13:29- Ooh!
0:13:33 > 0:13:34- A sultry look there.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Take it off now!
0:13:39 > 0:13:40- What was that?
0:13:41 > 0:13:42- I don't remember.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Something for Pobol Y Cwm. - I think a group of us did it.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- I want to say it was for charity - but it might not be.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54- We can't show the whole calendar - for health and safety reasons...
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- ..as Denzil was July, August - and a bit of September.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59- Three, two...
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- They are considering moving - the M-Sport HQ from Cockermouth...
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- ..to one of these places.
0:14:16 > 0:14:21- The first place they're thinking - about is in Hampshire, Sandy Balls.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- There's another place in Cheshire - called Andrew's Knob.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Then there's Nob End in Bolton.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- This is a place in Cowbridge - where Sarra lives.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Next door to Sarra - is where he lives.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52- A couple of years ago, you were up - for a BAFTA against yourself.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- That's the only time I've won.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Two characters - and you played them both.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04- It was for The Indian Doctor and a - character called Kate in Caerdydd.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Were you sat like this?!
0:15:08 > 0:15:09- "Yay! I've won!"
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- And a shot of you clapping yourself.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Tell us what you told me earlier...
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- ..about the first words - you're convinced Wiliam said.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- When Wil was about six weeks old...
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- ..he looked into my eyes - and said, "Drambuie."
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- His father's son.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35- His father's son.- - Hey!
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- One morning, Nev knew - we were coming to wake him up.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- What Neville Southall did - was take off all his clothes.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- I'll just give you all a moment - to imagine that.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- He put sunglasses here...
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- ..and wrote "bore da" on his chest.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Good morning on his chest - and morning glory under his glasses.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08- I worked with one actor - who said a scene had become boring.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Without the audience knowing, - he told me to walk on stage...
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- ..and imagine he'd just broken wind.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- That's how I played that scene.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- The following night...
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- ..he wanted me to do the scene as if - I was bursting to go to the toilet.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- My favourite game - is using cricket umpire signals.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- That's it - just like that.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32- Four.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- The difficult ones to get in - are short run...
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- ..TV and leg bye.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- How do you do that and still look - serious? We do it sometimes.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- We all think that poets - are quite respectable...
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- ..but do you have - some smutty verses for us?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Hark! The sound of water flowing.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- While Bet was on the pot, pissing.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Her husband's cock said "Coo-ee!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- That's where I'll be this evening.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Well done, Eleri Sion.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- I couldn't do this show - without my two sidekicks.
0:17:22 > 0:17:27- No-one would tune in - to see just me sitting on a chair.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Here are the highlights...
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- ..of Wales's most talented, - funny and sexy presenter.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38- Angharad Mair!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Sorry, Sarra, joke.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42- Sarra Elgan.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- After Warren Gatland's decision - to name only two hookers...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- ..he has put these hookers - on stand-by!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Sarra in 20 years!
0:18:04 > 0:18:05- Five!
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- She was pretty in school. - Every hair in its place.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- On her legs!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- She was a pleasure to teach.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Go!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- We need to move closer.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- Get up! We'll move closer.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33- I've pissed myself!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- What time does Sean Connery - get to Wimbledon?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- I haven't got a clue.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43- Ten-ish.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Ten-ish? Ten-ish.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51- Air.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Air.- - Very good, you're getting better.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56- Right, next.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58- Hair.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59- Hair, good.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- The last one.
0:19:06 > 0:19:06- Laiir.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Laiir.- - No, try it again, lair.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10- Lair.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11- Lair.- - Lair.
0:19:11 > 0:19:11- Lair.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Air, hair, lair.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16- Put them together.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- Put them together.- - Air, hair, lair.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Air, hair, lair. Ah hello!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Yeah!
0:19:23 > 0:19:24- Perfect.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Was it like a police stake-off?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- It's stake-out, not stake-off.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- You know what I mean.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- You know what I mean.- - You're thinking of 'bake off'.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Or perhaps 'get off'.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42- Or 'write-off'.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Alright! Alright!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- For goodness' sake, cool head.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- He's a bit jealous, Bryn.
0:19:50 > 0:19:56- He's spotted girls in the audience - with your photo on their T-shirts.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- He's never had a girl - in the audience...
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- ..with his photo on her T-shirt, - mainly because his nose won't fit.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- I don't like your big one.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- They do fly.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- I don't want to hurt it.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Go! Go! Run! Run!
0:20:23 > 0:20:24- I had it!
0:20:43 > 0:20:44- Do you have any phobias?
0:20:44 > 0:20:45- Do you have any phobias?- - Cold sore.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47- Cold sore, like on your lip?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Cold sore, like on your lip?- - No, coleslaw.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50- Coleslaw, the stuff people eat?
0:20:50 > 0:20:51- Coleslaw, the stuff people eat?- - Why?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- It won't kill you.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- It doesn't jump out at you - in the shopping aisle!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Everyone in my family - like it apart from me.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07- So when I buy it in the supermarket, - I can't put it near anything I eat.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- Here you go.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- No, seriously, don't, - I can't smell it, I'll be sick.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- Don't bring that near me, seriously.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Someone else will be here next week.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21- Someone else will be here next week.- - Barbara Windsor.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- The guests on Jonathan - only have to do two things.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- One, tolerate Nigel's - boring and stupid questions.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45- Two, get up from the sofa - when it's time...
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- ..to Hit the Bar.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Hit the Bar.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Ireland captain, Paul O'Connell.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00- Mike Brown.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Ireland forwards coach - Simon Easterby!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- That's not a nice photo of him.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- That's not a nice photo of him.- - What an ugly photo.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12- Carry on.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14- You have 20 seconds.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- You have 20 seconds.- - 20 seconds? Is it a minute?
0:22:17 > 0:22:18- No, it's 20 seconds.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19- No, it's 20 seconds.- - 20 seconds?!
0:22:20 > 0:22:20- Isn't that what I said?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Isn't that what I said?- - Less talking, more kicking.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Don't laugh!
0:22:25 > 0:22:26- Sorry!
0:22:28 > 0:22:29- Don't laugh!
0:22:29 > 0:22:30- Sorry!
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- You down there who think - you're in the special seats...
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- ..Nigel has something for you.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Do you want to put my helmet on?
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Health and safety.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- You look better with it on.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- I don't want him! - He's destroyed the set already!
0:22:58 > 0:22:59- Are you ready, Aron?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Are you ready, Aron?- - I'm ready, chief.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04- You look like Frank Spencer.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Three, two, one.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Sorry!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- On your knees.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24- 75.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28- Osian!
0:23:29 > 0:23:30- Come on, Osian!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Have you held balls before?
0:23:41 > 0:23:42- 15.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Charlo's on fire.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47- 75.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53- Go on, Sion?!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- Two, one...
0:23:58 > 0:23:59- Come on, Sion!
0:24:03 > 0:24:04- How many caps for Wales?!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Come on, Dan Biggar.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- 85 to beat.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18- This is Neil Jenkins.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- I always wondered what he was saying - - "Get over the posts."
0:24:27 > 0:24:28- Five seconds to go.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Five seconds to go.- - 80 - you're top!
0:24:36 > 0:24:37- 85!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- It's time for a break now, - but before we go...
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- ..here's proof that it wasn't - just the England rugby team...
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- ..who won an award this year.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- Holding the balls tonight, - Aneurin Jones!
0:25:09 > 0:25:10- Is it?
0:25:10 > 0:25:11- Is it?- - Owain!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Owain!
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- Your dream's coming true. - You're going to hold Gwyn's balls!
0:25:18 > 0:25:19- Bryn!
0:25:23 > 0:25:24- Here's... Oh, bollocks.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- Holding Sion's balls...
0:25:30 > 0:25:31- ..Owain Jones!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Liverpool's top scorer.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42- .
0:25:47 > 0:25:47- Subtitles
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:25:53 > 0:25:54- Welcome back.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- The World Cup - started later in the year.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- Nigel was away for most of the - programmes blowing his whistle...
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- ..so, Sarra and I - were running the show.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- Well, me.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11- It's hard to believe that four years - have gone by since the last one.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13- A lot has changed since then.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- I've gone grey - and Sarra has more wrinkles.
0:26:16 > 0:26:22- But Nigel hasn't changed a bit, - because he still referees badly.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34- It's come to this!
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- I don't think I pay you enough - to do this!
0:26:38 > 0:26:44- You were in Brothers & Sisters with - Sally Field and Calista Flockart.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Were you starstruck? - I'd never heard of them!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Sally Field has won two Oscars.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55- Calista came from Ally McBeal.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- I was in pieces on the first day.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- David Beckham - was starstruck by you.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04- Yes!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- I met Beckham once.
0:27:07 > 0:27:12- On the show, my character - once said he fancied Beckham.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14- Don't we all?
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- He said he couldn't believe it - when he heard the line...
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- ..and he jumped out of bed.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- I was like, "Nice to meet you too!"
0:27:33 > 0:27:35- I need to veer a little - to the right.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- Right.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- I'm trying to be clever!
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Shane went up - in a hot air balloon in Canberra.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- I don't know - if he knew he didn't like heights...
0:27:53 > 0:27:57- ..or if he found out he didn't - like heights once he was up there.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00- He was at the bottom of the basket.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- Stephen Jones was with him, - and Mefin.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06- They couldn't stop laughing.
0:28:06 > 0:28:11- Shane was like this with the basket - up there. He couldn't look.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18- I met Chris Martin from Coldplay - at a Grammys party.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22- I thought - he was still with Gwyneth Paltrow.
0:28:22 > 0:28:27- So, I went very feminist as he was - sitting with a beautiful girl...
0:28:27 > 0:28:30- ..and they were a bit - all over each other.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32- Touchy feely.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35- I was like, "What about Gwyneth?"
0:28:36 > 0:28:38- So, say they were sitting there...
0:28:38 > 0:28:43- ..I sat down like an old Welsh lady - and said...
0:28:43 > 0:28:45- .."So, Chris, how's Gwyneth?"
0:28:50 > 0:28:51- Bryn!
0:28:51 > 0:28:52- Bryn!- - Ready.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59- It's all square.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01- I've got another to go!
0:29:01 > 0:29:03- I know. So far, so far!
0:29:03 > 0:29:06- That's how commentating works.
0:29:07 > 0:29:08- Another one's coming.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11- Another one's coming.- - Look at the shape of the pumpkin.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13- You're like Bill and Ben.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16- This could go...
0:29:22 > 0:29:28- I heard you recently introduced Will - Greenwood to a new kind of food.
0:29:29 > 0:29:34- I was doing a programme where I met - Scott Quinnell and Will Greenwood.
0:29:35 > 0:29:35- School Of Hard Knocks.
0:29:35 > 0:29:36- School Of Hard Knocks.- - School Of Hard Knocks.
0:29:37 > 0:29:42- They brought a group of 24 - down-and-out kids from London.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46- So, on the day, - we took them all up on the mountain.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50- When we were halfway, - we stopped to eat some bilberries.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52- "What are you doing?" he said.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54- "Eating some bilberries."
0:29:55 > 0:29:57- "What do they taste like?"
0:29:57 > 0:29:59- "Come here and I'll show you."
0:29:59 > 0:30:03- Instead of bilberries, - I picked up some sheep droppings.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05- They look similar.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08- He ate one or two.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11- Protein.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13- Protein.- - "They're a bit dry," he said.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18- Calista is married to Harrison Ford.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20- Calista is married to Harrison Ford.- - They got married quietly.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23- He's very generous.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25- The family came over.
0:30:25 > 0:30:30- My cousin wanted to take my uncle - up in a helicopter.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35- I asked Calista if she or Harrison - knew someone I could pay to do it...
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- ..because he flies all the time.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41- Calista said he'd do it.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44- She asked, "What day is it?"
0:30:44 > 0:30:45- I said, "Sunday."
0:30:46 > 0:30:49- She told him he was taking Matthew's - family out in the helicopter.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52- I thought he'd hate us.
0:30:52 > 0:30:53- Fair play, he did it.
0:30:54 > 0:30:55- And he flew the helicopter?
0:30:55 > 0:30:58- And he flew the helicopter?- - Yes. Fair play - on a Sunday.
0:30:58 > 0:30:59- Different world.
0:30:59 > 0:31:00- Different world.- - I know.
0:31:01 > 0:31:06- We were at the airport. - They call them LA Choppers.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11- If you have a helicopter - in Santa Monica, you have a number.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13- His is LA Chopper 7.
0:31:13 > 0:31:18- The tower says, "LA Chopper 7 - - you are clear for take-off.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20- "May the force be with you."
0:31:21 > 0:31:24- He turns to me and says, - "I hate it when they do that."
0:31:27 > 0:31:29- Like every year, - it's in my contract...
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- ..that I have to show - my personal highlights.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35- As the 'star of the show'...
0:31:35 > 0:31:38- ..I think I deserve a big intro.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40- Take it away, Ricky!
0:31:40 > 0:31:45- Jonathan Ichiban Davies.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50- Jonathan Jiffy Davies.
0:31:51 > 0:31:56- Jonathan Jiffy Davies.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08- Aren't commentators - supposed to be unbiased?!
0:32:08 > 0:32:12- I was on Radio Cymru. - There were no English listeners!
0:32:13 > 0:32:16- Which pundit do you dislike most?
0:32:16 > 0:32:17- Which pundit do you dislike most?- - They're all OK.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21- They are, because - if they're not good enough...
0:32:21 > 0:32:23- ..they go and work for BT.
0:32:32 > 0:32:33- Hold his head.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36- Hold his head.- - Hold this. I'll hold the head.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42- A slippery dick is a fish.
0:32:42 > 0:32:43- A slippery dick is a fish.- - You're good.
0:32:43 > 0:32:48- You can tickle fish, can't you? - "Look at this slippery dick here."
0:32:49 > 0:32:52- I used to tickle fish - in the river as a child.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55- Stop doing that, it's disgusting!
0:32:58 > 0:33:00- Jammy!
0:33:04 > 0:33:07- Show me a good loser, - I'll show you a loser.
0:33:14 > 0:33:15- Come on, Charlo!
0:33:29 > 0:33:34- One team I played for - did something with a boiled egg.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37- They'd bend you over, - push it up...
0:33:38 > 0:33:42- ..then the next player who had his - first cap had to peel it and eat it!
0:33:44 > 0:33:46- It's your first time on the show!
0:33:46 > 0:33:48- Bring us an egg!
0:33:49 > 0:33:51- Can you just do one for me?
0:33:51 > 0:33:52- Can you just do one for me?- - Yes.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55- Put a bit of movement into it!
0:33:55 > 0:33:57- Did Neil Jenkins - teach him to do that?
0:33:58 > 0:34:00- Just kick the f***ing thing!
0:34:00 > 0:34:05- This is how Jonathan was - and I'm sure nothing has changed.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12- "Eh! Are we doing it now? Are we?"
0:34:15 > 0:34:17- That is so true.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20- "Fuckin' 'ell, who writes this?"
0:34:20 > 0:34:24- Look how this one - travelled last week.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26- Private jet.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29- If you thought - that looked uncomfortable...
0:34:29 > 0:34:34- ..here's how Jonathan travelled - between the airport and stadium.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39- That's awful!
0:34:41 > 0:34:43- I gave Sarra a lift!
0:34:46 > 0:34:49- An agent in LA - who's from Port Talbot.
0:34:50 > 0:34:51- Is he your agent too?
0:34:51 > 0:34:53- Is he your agent too?- - No. Different level, mate!
0:34:58 > 0:34:59- I know what you mean!
0:35:02 > 0:35:05- # Happy birthday to you
0:35:05 > 0:35:08- # Happy birthday to you
0:35:09 > 0:35:12- # Happy birthday to Jonathan
0:35:13 > 0:35:19- # Happy birthday to you #
0:35:23 > 0:35:25- Thank you!
0:35:28 > 0:35:32- The Jonathan team had a challenge - during the year too.
0:35:32 > 0:35:36- They tried to get sensible answers - from some Welsh players.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38- Amongst them, Andy Powell.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42- In the Pack
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- Front row first. Biggest tackle?
0:35:46 > 0:35:47- Luke Charteris.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49- Is it before the watershed?!
0:35:49 > 0:35:51- Is it before the watershed?!- - Sean Holley. Loves his fishing.
0:35:52 > 0:35:53- Richard Hibbard.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55- Luke Charteris.
0:35:56 > 0:35:57- For many reasons.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00- Biggest nutter? Me.
0:36:00 > 0:36:01- Apart from myself...
0:36:02 > 0:36:05- ..I'd probably go Bradley Davies.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07- Next up, complains the most.
0:36:08 > 0:36:09- Melon, Gethin Jenkins.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11- Complains about everything.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13- Complains about everything.- - Gethin Jenkins. Worst moaner ever.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15- Gethin Jenkins. - He'll never be happy!
0:36:16 > 0:36:19- Favourite food? - Anything made in Sosban.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23- Karaoke song - - Never Forget by Take That.
0:36:24 > 0:36:28- # Never Forget - where you're coming from #- - where you've come here from yw'r geiriau iawn fi'n meddwl
0:36:28 > 0:36:31- Lady In Red is my go to.
0:36:31 > 0:36:35- # Never pretend that it's for real #
0:36:36 > 0:36:37- Twins?
0:36:37 > 0:36:42- Some people say I look like Chesney - from Coronation Street...
0:36:42 > 0:36:43- ..so him.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47- A lot of people say - I look like Denzel Washington.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50- Gareth Thomas.
0:36:50 > 0:36:51- I don't see it personally.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54- Most famous person on your phone.
0:36:55 > 0:36:56- Jonathan.
0:36:57 > 0:36:58- Jonathan Ross.
0:36:58 > 0:37:02- It's taken me three years - since I retired to get his number.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- The one and only Jonathan Davies, - the most famous man in Wales.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- Jiffy is the most famous person - in my phone.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10- Biggest poser?
0:37:10 > 0:37:12- I think it's Gav, isn't it?
0:37:13 > 0:37:14- Tom Shanklin.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16- Tom Shanklin.- - My centre partner, Gavin Henson.
0:37:16 > 0:37:17- Super Gav.
0:37:18 > 0:37:22- Travels with more toiletries than - my wife and daughter put together.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25- That's it for part three. - See you after the break.
0:37:26 > 0:37:26- .
0:37:33 > 0:37:33- Subtitles
0:37:33 > 0:37:35- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:37:38 > 0:37:40- Welcome to you all.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42- We may be out of the World Cup...
0:37:53 > 0:37:54- Please work.
0:37:54 > 0:37:55- A minute to go, I hope.
0:37:56 > 0:37:57- No.
0:37:57 > 0:38:01- Before we chat, let's take a look - at a couple of... start again!
0:38:04 > 0:38:07- Do they do action figures of you?
0:38:07 > 0:38:08- BLEEP
0:38:08 > 0:38:10- BLEEP- - I've got cramp!
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- Alright?
0:38:26 > 0:38:29- Welcome to you all!
0:38:29 > 0:38:30- Sorry, guys.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32- Sorry, guys.- - It's one f***ing line!
0:38:36 > 0:38:38- Oh, I've been pressing - the wrong button.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41- One minute to go.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44- Is that what I say? - And then it's Time to Hit the Bar?
0:38:44 > 0:38:46- You've only been doing it - four years.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49- I don't normally do this bit.
0:38:51 > 0:38:52- Welcome back.
0:38:52 > 0:38:56- As you know, we like to send cameras - to watch you enjoying the matches.
0:38:56 > 0:38:57- This week...
0:38:57 > 0:38:59- This week...- - BLEEP
0:39:01 > 0:39:04- It sounded like you were saying - shit.
0:39:08 > 0:39:09- Welcome back.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11- Those were some of our outtakes...
0:39:11 > 0:39:15- ..showing it's impossible - to be perfect all the time.
0:39:15 > 0:39:16- Especially if you're a ref.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20- As the Wales team - reached the quarter-finals...
0:39:20 > 0:39:23- ..more famous people - came to chat on the sofa.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25- Singers, actors, players...
0:39:26 > 0:39:27- ..and...
0:39:27 > 0:39:29- ..a WAG from Anglesey.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32- How many pairs of shoes do you have?
0:39:32 > 0:39:34- How many pairs of shoes do you have?- - Give us an estimate.
0:39:34 > 0:39:34- Give us an estimate.
0:39:36 > 0:39:37- A hundred?
0:39:38 > 0:39:38- A hundred pairs of shoes?
0:39:38 > 0:39:41- A hundred pairs of shoes?- - You have more than a hundred.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44- Which is the most expensive pair?
0:39:44 > 0:39:46- The ones you saw earlier.
0:39:46 > 0:39:47- Louboutin?
0:39:47 > 0:39:49- Louboutin?- - Yes, the python ones.
0:39:50 > 0:39:51- How much did they cost?
0:39:52 > 0:39:53- About 100,000.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56- What?! 100,000?
0:39:56 > 0:39:59- I didn't buy them. They were a gift.
0:39:59 > 0:40:00- Gift?
0:40:01 > 0:40:02- Oh, my...!
0:40:03 > 0:40:06- That is mental.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09- One hundred thousand? I love it.
0:40:09 > 0:40:12- No, not 100,000.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14- One thousand. Bloody hell!
0:40:14 > 0:40:16- One thousand. Bloody hell!- - Goodness me!
0:40:17 > 0:40:20- I've always wanted - to ask you one question.
0:40:20 > 0:40:25- Is the rumour true about your father - putting on a bet about you...
0:40:26 > 0:40:29- ..when you started playing rugby?
0:40:29 > 0:40:31- Is it true?
0:40:31 > 0:40:35- I knew he'd made some kind of bet.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37- What was it?
0:40:37 > 0:40:40- That I would become - Wales' leading try-scorer.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43- How old were you?
0:40:43 > 0:40:44- How old were you?- - I was around eleven.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46- Good bet.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48- People ask me how much he won.
0:40:48 > 0:40:54- After winning the bet, he moved - to Mumbles, quite near to Jiffy.
0:40:54 > 0:40:58- Only wealthy people live down there.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02- He drives around in a Ferrari.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06- He's doing well anyway. - I'm not sure how much it was.
0:41:06 > 0:41:07- It was true.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11- Here's a photo of Gareth Charles.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14- He was a bit excited - about the Wales v England game.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20- Finally, we hear news - that our Nigel...
0:41:21 > 0:41:24- ..has spent his spare time - relaxing on Cefn Sidan beach.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28- He needs a flat cap.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32- A tag by the twins. - Bryn looks to be in trouble.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35- The twin goes for the crab.
0:41:35 > 0:41:36- It's a Boston crab.
0:41:39 > 0:41:40- 34 seconds.
0:41:40 > 0:41:41- 34 seconds.- - 35.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46- Odd names - aren't confined to rugby.
0:41:46 > 0:41:50- I thought I'd give you a quiz - or a test, call it what you will.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53- I've got a couple of names here - for you to guess.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55- Everyone can play along.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58- Guess what sport they play.
0:41:59 > 0:42:00- Rusty Kuntz.
0:42:01 > 0:42:02- Rusty what?
0:42:03 > 0:42:04- Rusty what?
0:42:05 > 0:42:06- Say it!
0:42:07 > 0:42:07- Any idea?
0:42:07 > 0:42:08- Any idea?- - Golf?
0:42:09 > 0:42:10- Gymnast?
0:42:12 > 0:42:13- On the pommel horse!
0:42:16 > 0:42:19- Have you met any of your heroes?
0:42:19 > 0:42:24- They arranged for me - to interview Paul Young.
0:42:24 > 0:42:25- Nobody here remembers Paul Young.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27- Nobody here remembers Paul Young.- - They're too young.
0:42:27 > 0:42:28- Wherever I lay my 'at...
0:42:28 > 0:42:30- Wherever I lay my 'at...- - ..that's my 'ome.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33- They'd arranged it as a surprise.
0:42:33 > 0:42:38- They told me I'd be interviewing my - hero, my pop crush, the next week.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42- They filmed it - and sent it on to Paul Young.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46- The following week, I said...
0:42:46 > 0:42:48- .."Hello, Paul.
0:42:48 > 0:42:53- "I've loved you from the very - first day I clapped eyes on you."
0:42:53 > 0:42:57- Anyway, I told him - I was a massive fan.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01- He said, "I can see you in front - of me now, I have a picture."
0:43:02 > 0:43:03- I said, "Really"?
0:43:04 > 0:43:05- "Yes."
0:43:05 > 0:43:06- I said, "Would you"?
0:43:10 > 0:43:13- "No! Don't answer that!"
0:43:17 > 0:43:18- Around the posts.
0:43:29 > 0:43:33- This year's been a memorable one - for one man especially.
0:43:33 > 0:43:37- Unfortunately, we won't hear - the end of it from now on.
0:43:37 > 0:43:41- Here are the highlights - of the best ref in the world.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44- From everyone on the programme, - well done, Nigel.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51- The best referee - from Mynydd Cerrig...
0:43:51 > 0:43:53- ..Nigel Owens.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56- Your Welsh is very good.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59- You should have used a mutation - there!
0:44:04 > 0:44:06- Here's one of his potatoes.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15- I need to plant some potatoes!
0:44:15 > 0:44:18- Here's the Tweet of the Week.
0:44:18 > 0:44:22- You're starstruck looking - at that lad. You're dribbling.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25- If you dribbled out of that nose, - we'd all drown.
0:44:30 > 0:44:31- Stay over there!
0:44:32 > 0:44:34- Don't put it on my shirt.
0:44:35 > 0:44:36- Have you got him?
0:44:36 > 0:44:37- He'll drop him!
0:44:38 > 0:44:39- Don't drop him.
0:44:40 > 0:44:41- Oh!
0:44:42 > 0:44:43- He's a bit rough.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45- He's a bit rough.- - They are a bit rough.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53- The only thing is, - when you're doing that...
0:44:54 > 0:44:56- ..you've got to jump - six feet in the air.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08- Earlier on, - she asked me how she looked.
0:45:08 > 0:45:12- I said she looked like - a young Margaret Thatcher.
0:45:12 > 0:45:17- He thought that was a compliment! - He really thought that.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20- You collect whistles.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22- You collect whistles.- - Yes, and I've blown every one.
0:45:23 > 0:45:27- I've read the book, - and it's well worth reading.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29- One page stands out, to be honest.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31- This page here.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39- He'll be next with a MBE.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41- Straight to a knighthood.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45- Sir Nigel Owens. A minute to go.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52- What the hell's wrong with you?!
0:45:52 > 0:45:53- 1-0!
0:45:54 > 0:45:58- Imagine they've given the final - of the World Cup to Wayne Barnes.
0:45:58 > 0:45:59- Find some passion.
0:46:02 > 0:46:06- We mustn't forget that one Welshman - is still in the tournament.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08- But he hasn't had a semi.
0:46:09 > 0:46:13- He hasn't had a semi but if he gets - the final, he'll get an erection!
0:46:16 > 0:46:21- After discovering that he'll be - refereeing the World Cup final...
0:46:21 > 0:46:25- ..Nigel Owens goes a little - over the top in celebrating.
0:46:32 > 0:46:36- # A little Welshman's - got the whistle, up in Twickenham
0:46:37 > 0:46:38- # Up in Twickenham
0:46:39 > 0:46:40- # Up in Twickenham
0:46:41 > 0:46:45- # He's reffing the World Cup final - up in Twickenham
0:46:45 > 0:46:48- # Up in Twickenham
0:46:49 > 0:46:51- # Oh, we love you
0:46:51 > 0:46:53- # Oh, we love you
0:46:54 > 0:46:57- # Nigel in the World Cup #
0:46:57 > 0:47:01- Jonathan and Sarra, thank you - for the messages and the support...
0:47:02 > 0:47:03- ..during the World Cup.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06- Thank you to you viewers - and everyone...
0:47:06 > 0:47:09- ..for your kind and lovely messages.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11- It meant a lot.
0:47:11 > 0:47:12- It really does.
0:47:13 > 0:47:17- I'm very sorry that the programme - wasn't as good in my absence.
0:47:19 > 0:47:23- # Nige, the world's best ref #
0:47:28 > 0:47:31- Another series of Jonathan - is at an end.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34- I hope you enjoyed - some of the highlights.
0:47:34 > 0:47:38- We'll be back next year - for the Six Nations Championship.
0:47:38 > 0:47:42- Until then, merry Christmas - and a happy new year.
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