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0:00:03 > 0:00:07- # The old wheels are turning
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- # The guitar case is locked
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Happy days!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14- # From foreign lands I will flee
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # Back, back, back
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # Back, back, back- - # All the way back to you
0:00:17 > 0:00:19- # Back, back, back
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- # The rock pulls - at the valley and lake
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- # And I'm at the waters - of my Babylon
0:00:29 > 0:00:34- # The longing for the blue slate - lives on inside me
0:00:36 > 0:00:37- # The land of the white Astra
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- # Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- # Bah #
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- "Trefor? Trefor? - Where are the crackers?"
0:00:52 > 0:00:53- Half day?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Half day?- - Fair play to the boss.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Yes, you can finish - your Christmas shopping.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- I finished it months ago. I'm - taking all the presents round today.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08- I did it all in the January sales. - It makes sense, don't you think?
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- I don't know. What if you died? - It'd be a waste of money.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- That's a good point. - You're always right.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- I've spent a lot on Elen and Lisa.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21- Fifty pounds each.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Mega bucks.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- I love Christmas.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- I can't wait to go to Dublin.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Christmas bash. - I've never been before.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- Nor me.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Pity it wasn't just the two of us.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- It'd be rude to leave - Bryn, Lisa and the others here.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- It was their idea.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- You're so considerate. - I'm enjoying myself!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- I'm determined to have - a nice Christmas...
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- ..but it'll be different - now that Dad's remarried.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- I think marriage is nonsense.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Why?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Think about it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- If they don't end in divorce, - they end in death.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- There's never a happy ending.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- You're right again.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- You're so clever.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- This Christmas lark - is a waste of time.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- I'm not sending any cards this year.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- None at all?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- No. I only had one last year.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- The one I sent you?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- I don't know who sent it.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- My brother didn't even send me one.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- What's Vernon up to these days?
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- I don't know. The only thing - I know is he lives in Dublin.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- You said he was gay too.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03- Two things I know about my brother. - He's gay and he lives in Dublin.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- You might see him - when we go over on the trip.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- I hate Christmas, Trefor.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15- Everyone enjoying themselves with - their Christmas puddings and turkey.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Happy families everywhere.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- What's that in your hand, Trefor?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- A Christmas present for you, Vera.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- I haven't bought you anything.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- I haven't bought you anything.- - I don't give to receive.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- That's good to hear.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37- Thank you.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- A Christmas pudding!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Thank you, Trefor.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- There's some brandy in it.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Not all bad then.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- I have no idea what to buy - the girl in work for secret Santa.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04- What's her name?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- What's her name?- - Sophie.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- I don't know any Sophies.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- I knew a Stephanie years ago.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- What does Sophie like doing?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- What does Sophie like doing?- - No idea.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Any hobbies?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22- Any hobbies?- - No idea.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23- Don't you know anything about her?
0:04:23 > 0:04:24- Don't you know anything about her?- - No.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- Trixie.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31- The only thing I know about her is - she's boring and she wears glasses.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- She looks like Velma in Scooby Doo.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- I had a crush on Daphne - from Scooby Doo.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40- It was a cartoon!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- It's not right to fancy - a cartoon character!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- You need to see a doctor.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Maybe, but Daphne was pretty.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- I'm with Tref on this one.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- I must admit, I nursed a semi...
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- ..when I watched Penelope Pitstop - in Wacky Races.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- I might have gone overboard - with Elen and Lisa.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- They're such good friends.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- They're such good friends.- - Here's Lisa.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16- Stop.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21- Hiya.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- Here you go. Merry Christmas.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Thank you.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- I'd better give you this now.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- A 5 voucher for the Pound Emporium.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38- You can buy five things with that. - Or ten. Sometimes it's two for one.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Spend it now or put it under the - tree. Do you want me to write on it?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- No. Thank you, Lis.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Are you going to my house?
0:05:49 > 0:05:50- Are you going to my house?- - Yes.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- You can give me a lift home then.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53- You can give me a lift home then.- - OK.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Can I open it now?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Can I open it now?- - If you want to.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08- Oh, thank you.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Oh.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- You kept the receipt, didn't you?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- You kept the receipt, didn't you?- - Yes.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- How's Mr James today?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Angry, Trefor.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Why, what's wrong?
0:06:40 > 0:06:45- I've been in there to book a room - and table for one on Christmas Day.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46- They refused me!
0:06:47 > 0:06:48- Why?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- The idiot behind the desk - said they were full.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Didn't they have room - for a small one?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- I'm not small, Trefor.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- No, I know.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- It will be odd for you this year, - won't it, Mr James?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Mm. What do you mean?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- The first Christmas - without Mrs James.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Oh, yeah.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Very odd. Sad.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- It was odd how she disappeared too.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Yes. And they still - haven't found the body.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- What? You mean she's dead?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- I don't know, do I?
0:07:34 > 0:07:40- It's not much but I thought - I should get you something.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- It smells nice. Thanks, Al.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- I was doing some last minute - shopping and I remembered you.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56- There we go.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- I'm not putting any walnuts - in this year's stuffing.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- No?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- I wasn't keen.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Christmas isn't the same - without Nacw.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Jim James was saying - precisely the same earlier.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- "Trefor, when you drop that weirdo - off, Bryn's in the pizza place."
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- On my way, Shelley.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- What's your pizza topping?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- I didn't buy a pizza, you dick.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03- Where have you been?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Where have you been?- - In the specialist shop.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Buying a secret Santa present - for Soph... Velma.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- What did you buy her?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12- What did you buy her?- - A DVD.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13- Which one?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Scooby Doo Takes Velma - Doggie Fashion.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Never heard of it. Is it good?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Never heard of it. Is it good?- - I don't know.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- I'll watch it before I wrap it up.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Do you want to watch it with me?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Yes, I wouldn't mind.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- I liked Scooby Doo, - especially Daphne.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- I don't know how - I was so complacent.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Forgetting a bottle - of cream liqueur.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Christmas isn't Christmas - without cream liqueur.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Cream liqueur and nuts.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- I've only been to Dublin once.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- With Mam, Dad...
0:10:11 > 0:10:12- ..Uncle Glyn...
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- ..Auntie Betty and her mother...
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- ..and some man from Llandwrog.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- I'm looking ahead to tomorrow.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Who are you texting?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35- Who are you texting?- - No-one.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- I'm setting a reminder - to make sure I pack my tablets.
0:10:43 > 0:10:49- Do the depression tablets - cause you to fit when lights flash?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- No. I don't think so. Why?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Between you and me...
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- ..even though everyone thinks - we're having a limo...
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- ..that's not what I got for us.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- Instead, I got something - really, really classy.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- I can't wait.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Imagine what you'll be like - after you take your happy pills.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16- Yes!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- I'm a little scared.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Can I open my eyes?
0:11:31 > 0:11:32- No.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Just like they do - on 60 Minute Makeover...
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- ..before they reveal - something really classy.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Put your foot up here.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Sit there.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Ready?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- I'm excited.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- You're not going to - take advantage of me, are you?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58- No.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59- No.- - Oh.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Ten, nine, eight...
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- Hang on. Three, two, one.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12- Wow.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14- Classy!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16- Classy, Trefor.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Really, really classy.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Dublin, lock up your daughters. - Here we come.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- I'm so excited.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- You're so clever, Trefor.
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0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Trefor, what have you done?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Look at the state of this.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- I think it's pretty. - What do you think, Jim?
0:12:53 > 0:12:54- Ugly!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- He has gone a little overboard.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- What the fuck's this skip?
0:13:03 > 0:13:09- A minibus decorated for the festive - season. I bought it for myself.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Shit present!
0:13:12 > 0:13:13- Sound the horn!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- # Jingle Bells #
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Where have you been?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- In the Glan, for a few scoops.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- I didn't know it opened so early.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- We asked kindly last night.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Why didn't you ask me - to come with you?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- We didn't think you'd want to come.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Where are your bags, lads?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Anyone wants some sloe gin? - Dad made it.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43- Do you have to drink it slowly?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Do you have to drink it slowly?- - It's barely touching my lips.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Can I sit in the front? - I'm ill when I sit in the back.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52- We're only going to Holyhead.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- We're only going to Holyhead.- - I'm a good navigator.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- We're only going to Holyhead.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- And trying to find the hotel - in the centre of Dublin.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Are we going to sit together - all the way, Jim?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Yeah, alright.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- I'll drive - and you can enjoy yourself.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- What do you mean?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Drink some of the black stuff.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- To put hairs on your chest.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- He's bald on his ball bag, - let alone his chest!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- I don't need a drink - to enjoy myself.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28- What, really?
0:14:29 > 0:14:30- Right, here we go.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Is it too early - to sing Bing Bong Bei?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36- Yes, Trefor.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- Bloody hell. - Maureen's Driving School.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Why don't you drive, Trefor?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Or we'll never reach Holyhead.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Or we'll never reach Holyhead.- - Not in one piece, that's for sure.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57- What are you doing?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- I'll sue you for whiplash, Trefor.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- You don't complain when I lash you.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- We'll swap around in the services.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- 27 miles to go.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- That is, on the shortest route.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- A little longer - on the fastest route.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Substantially more - on the scenic route.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- Through Aberdaron?
0:15:22 > 0:15:26- No - Malltraeth, Aberffraw, - Llanfaelog, Rhosneigr...
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Are you going to talk all the way?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30- Yes.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- No.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- No... No.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37- LAUGHTER
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- No... No. No... No.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Bloody hell, steady on.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- You don't usually behave like Lisa.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- This warms your insides.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- It is cold in this bus, Trefor.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- You should have worn more clothes.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- The heater doesn't work, sorry.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00- The heater doesn't work, sorry.- - It's not your fault.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Luckily, - I brought a blanket with me.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07- Hey.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12- What's funny?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- What's funny?- - Nothing, Jim.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Anyone want to swap?
0:16:24 > 0:16:25- No.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27- Another can?
0:16:27 > 0:16:28- Another can?- - Go on then.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Look at that bird in the bus.
0:16:33 > 0:16:38- Phwoarr! She should be in - a cock book, two-piece spread.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- I'll give her a spread now.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- You can see their cocks, - if you want to.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- I don't want to.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- I hope your backside - are better than your fronts.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- We're country boys - all excited.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Almost there.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Is it time for Bing Bong?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Yes.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- # Bing, bong, bing, bong, bei
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- # Bing, bong, bing, bong, bei
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- # Bing, bong, bing, bong, bei
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- # Bing, bong, bing, bong, bei #
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Welcome to Holyhead, Jim!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Who's sharing with who?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- I don't know.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- You organised it.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- You organised it.- - And we should thank her.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- She's done a great job. Hip-hip...
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Hooray!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- As long as I'm sharing with Trefor, - I don't care.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- I need a single room.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- Why?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- I've only ever undressed - in front of Nacw.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53- Why?
0:17:53 > 0:17:58- I had an unfortunate experience - on a nature trip in Form 3.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00- What happened, Al?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- I'd rather not go into detail.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- You can tell me - when we're on our own later.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- And you can tell the rest of us.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- I'm not sharing with anyone.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- I'm not sharing with anyone.- - Nor me.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Jim and I will share.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18- No.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20- Of course we are.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- No, I said.
0:18:23 > 0:18:23- Why not?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Why not?- - I fancy a change. Just for a night.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Why go all the way to Dublin - to do what I could do at home?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- That makes sense to me.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34- I didn't ask you.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- We're one room short now.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- What am I going to do?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- What am I going to do?- - Stay with your brother. Vernon.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- If I can find him.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48- We can go!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Hooray!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- # Here we go, here we go, here we go
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- # Here we go, here we go, here we go
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- # Here we go, here we go, - here we go, here we go... #
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Aye-aye, Captain. Safe on board.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11- Switch off.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- It's dark in here now.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17- I can't wait.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18- I can't wait.- - Me too.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20- Me too.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- Me too. I'm going to get - absolutely shit-faced on the boat.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Me too.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Have you seen the Book of Kells?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- It's in Trinity College.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Oh, that! Yes, countless times.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36- I'll help you lock up.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- The Post Office - is well worth seeing.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42- Any drink there?
0:19:42 > 0:19:43- Any drink there?- - No.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45- Fuck it then.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47- Let's go.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- My phone!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- This will make up for the weekend, - Vera.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Oh, yes, Jim.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- I found Elen's phone.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- She'll be glad.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- I don't think so. It doesn't work.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17- I don't think so. It doesn't work.- - What a pity.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Will the bus be OK here?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Yes. What could happen to it?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- The ship could sink.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- Come on. You're not meant to be - on the car deck.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Hurry up.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- We're coming... now!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- VEHICLE ALARM
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- # Alive, alive-oh
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- # Alive, alive-oh
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- # Sing cockles and mussels
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- # Alive, alive-oh
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- We're really here now.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- # Alive, alive-oh
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- # Sing cockles and mussels
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- # Alive, alive-oh #
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Are those the only words you know?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Are those the only words you know?- - Yes.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- I got absolutely shitfaced - on the boat.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Are you sure? Perfectly sure?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- There has to be a mistake.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25- What's wrong?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- What's wrong?- - What's the street name?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- McFadden Street. OK, thanks.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- What's wrong?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- We're not staying at the - Travel Hotel in the city centre.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39- Why not?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- We're staying in the Travel Hotel - outside Dublin.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- You're hopeless, Leanne.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46- It's their fault.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- I've located McFadden Street.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Square E4.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57- Make a U-turn, Tref.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- How far are we from the centre?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- What's the scale of this map?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Ballpark figure.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Some miles.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18- At least we're in Dublin. - Let's enjoy ourselves.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21- BRYN FON ON CD
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- # Alive, alive-oh
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- # Alive, alive-oh- - Not again!
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- # Sing cockles and mussels
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- # Alive, alive-oh #
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0:22:47 > 0:22:48- Mam?
0:22:49 > 0:22:50- I'm hopeless.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- I can't organise anything properly.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- I can't even organise a hotel.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- I had my fortune read today.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- She said things - would only get worse.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Everything she had to say - was bad news.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- She said I'd lose my job...
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- ..someone close to me would die...
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- ..and I'd be unlucky in love.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24- You know what means, don't you?
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Trefor's going to finish with me.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29- What?
0:23:30 > 0:23:34- Who's ill? Smwt the cat? - You're putting her down?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- I have to go. Ta-ra.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40- Have you been crying?
0:23:40 > 0:23:41- Yes.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42- What's wrong?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- What's wrong?- - Nothing.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46- Where have you been?
0:23:47 > 0:23:48- Shop.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Shop.- - What did you want?
0:23:52 > 0:23:53- Nothing.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- Guess who I've just seen.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- The headmistress of the school - where you're a nursery assistant.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Really? What a coincidence.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07- She's on a hen night and drowning - her sorrows. The school could close.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Not enough children, - Could you lose your job?
0:24:13 > 0:24:14- Yes, Trefor.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Here they come.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- My backside'll be like the Japanese - flag after all this black stuff.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- Where do the lads want to go?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Take us to a lap dancing club. - Coming?
0:24:42 > 0:24:43- No!
0:24:43 > 0:24:44- No!- - It's a nice place.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46- What happens there?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- What happens there?- - Girls are belittled there, Trefor.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Wise up, Leanne.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Pretty girls are paid - to play with their tits.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- What's the problem - with being paid to whip them out?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06- Who's exploiting who?
0:25:07 > 0:25:08- Yeah, too right.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- As long as you don't touch, - it's alright.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13- It's innocent fun.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- It's innocent fun.- - Very innocent if you ask me.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21- It's like offering you a sweet but - taking it away before you grab it.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Comparing breasts to sweets - is disgusting.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- But accurate.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29- But accurate.- - Is it? How?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Because you can't sip on either.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Stop please, Trefor.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36- Stop please, Trefor.- - Where?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- By the kiosk. - I have an important call to make.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Trying to phone Vernon, are you?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46- Trying to phone Vernon, are you?- - Yes. Don't wait for me.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54- Pity.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- She could stay with you two.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58- I could sleep on the floor.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- I could sleep on the floor.- - No way, Trefor.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- I asked for small chips.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- That's why I had, - according to the waiter.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18- Dublin's small chips are bigger - than Bangor's large chips.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- And more expensive.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Begging's rife here.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29- It's such a pity.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- They need to find a job.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- I didn't give them a penny.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- You don't get anything - for nothing in this life.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42- That's what my father used to say.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Where do you want to go, Al?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- If you see a bingo hall, - drop me there.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- I haven't been for a while.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- I used to go with Nain.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Then home on the bus - with chips and Vimto.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- You could eat on the bus?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Yes.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- In those days.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08- Housey-housey.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Two fat ladies.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14- 88.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- Legs eleven.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- I'd make some up myself.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22- Really?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- Do you want to hear some?
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- Go on then.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- Two and three.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- 23?
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- Five!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- One and two.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47- Three.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- Three.- - No, twelve.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- Highway to heaven.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56- Highway to heaven.- - Seven. Seven!
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- Yes. You understand, Tref.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03- We're having fun now.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- I don't think - there's a bingo hall in Dublin.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10- Drop me off close to the centre.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13- I'll have a look round.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16- I don't know where else I can go.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19- Go and join the lads.
0:28:19 > 0:28:20- Where are they? In a pub?
0:28:21 > 0:28:23- Yes, one that has dancing.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29- Thanks, but I'm not one for pop.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31- Only the pop you can drink.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34- See you later.
0:28:37 > 0:28:41- Why did you send him - to a lap dancing club?
0:28:41 > 0:28:44- It might do him some good. - Raise his spirits.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- That's not the only thing - that would rise.
0:28:47 > 0:28:51- The only breast he's ever seen - is chicken breast!
0:28:55 > 0:28:57- You're naughty, Leanne!
0:28:59 > 0:29:01- I'm horny, Trefor.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04- Is there anything you can take - for that?
0:29:19 > 0:29:21- Hey! Fuck, I'm angry.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25- I got banned - from the lap dancing place.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27- Why?
0:29:27 > 0:29:28- Why?- - Groping a girl's backside.
0:29:29 > 0:29:30- Swine.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33- She was sat on my lap - with her legs apart.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35- I'm only human.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38- You knew you weren't supposed - to touch.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41- Her tits were in my face.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- The best pair I ever saw, - even though they were fake.
0:29:47 > 0:29:48- How do you know?
0:29:48 > 0:29:50- How do you know?- - They defied gravity.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54- When she gyrated up and down, - her tits stayed in the same place.
0:29:55 > 0:29:59- But better good fakes - than bad natural tits.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04- What makes me angry is...
0:30:05 > 0:30:09- ..I spent 100 euros on champagne - to share with her.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12- Hey, do me a favour, Tref.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14- What?
0:30:14 > 0:30:17- Go and get - the rest of the bottle for me.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19- There's at least 30 euros left.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21- No! You're not going in.
0:30:23 > 0:30:24- Will you go, Leanne?
0:30:24 > 0:30:26- Will you go, Leanne?- - No!
0:30:26 > 0:30:29- I don't want anyone - groping my backside.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31- They won't touch you.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35- There are some real stunners there - with lovely backsides.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44- Do you believe in clairvoyancy?
0:30:44 > 0:30:47- Seeing the future - and fortune telling?
0:30:47 > 0:30:49- I know what clairvoyancy means.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51- Do you believe in it?
0:30:51 > 0:30:53- Do you believe in it?- - It's a load of shit.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55- She was a girl on the street.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57- Reading your palm?
0:30:57 > 0:30:59- No, a crystal ball.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03- Balls! Was she wearing a scarf? - Was her hair jet black?
0:31:04 > 0:31:08- Was she wearing large earrings? - Did she have eyelashes like spiders?
0:31:09 > 0:31:10- Did you see her too?
0:31:10 > 0:31:11- Did you see her too?- - No.
0:31:12 > 0:31:17- Did she have a stupid accent? - A cross between Irish and Italian?
0:31:17 > 0:31:18- Yes.
0:31:19 > 0:31:20- How much did you pay her?
0:31:20 > 0:31:22- How much did you pay her?- - Ten euros.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24- She saw you coming.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26- Do you think so? Really?
0:31:26 > 0:31:29- That's not what I meant, Leanne, - you idiot.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33- Put it like this.
0:31:33 > 0:31:37- If they could see the future, - they'd win the Lottery every week.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42- The Garda are lovely people.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46- Important but lovely. You're not - supposed to drive a car down here.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49- But we're OK in a minibus.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51- Give me strength!
0:31:52 > 0:31:54- Where's Elen?
0:31:54 > 0:31:56- Where's Elen?- - Fuck knows. I lost her.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58- She's leathered.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00- Where do you want to go?
0:32:00 > 0:32:04- Somewhere with a lot of pubs - and far away from Bryn.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- I fancy a cop-off tonight. - And I will.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09- How do you know?
0:32:09 > 0:32:11- I know, Tref.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14- Are you a clairvoyant too?
0:32:23 > 0:32:25- This is a sad song.
0:32:25 > 0:32:26- Yes.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29- I cry every time I listen to it.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33- Listen to this.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35- Really, really sad.
0:32:39 > 0:32:40- Look at these two!
0:32:43 > 0:32:46- There are a lot of stags - and hens here.
0:32:48 > 0:32:49- If you get married, Trefor...
0:32:50 > 0:32:52- ..will you have a stag do - with all your friends?
0:32:53 > 0:32:56- Yes. Alwyn.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00- Look at this.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12- Oh, Trefor.
0:33:12 > 0:33:13- Oooh-oooh-aaah!
0:33:19 > 0:33:21- You're funny, Trefor.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23- Really, really funny.
0:33:27 > 0:33:28- Look at these.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31- Don't look at them, Trefor.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33- I can't help it.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35- Don't.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37- Yours are a lot nice than hers.
0:33:38 > 0:33:39- Are they?
0:33:39 > 0:33:41- Are they?- - Yes.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- You've never said - anything like that before.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- I don't talk about things like that. - I'm shy.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52- I hope you're not shy later on. - I won't be.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58- He says my tits are better - than yours so...
0:33:58 > 0:34:00- So go away.
0:34:11 > 0:34:16- Do you remember Bryn - talking about sweets and boobs?
0:34:17 > 0:34:20- You can call mine bonbons - if you want.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21- No!
0:34:22 > 0:34:24- I don't like bonbons.
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0:34:32 > 0:34:32- Subtitles
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0:34:35 > 0:34:37- SIRENS
0:34:38 > 0:34:40- I don't like this place, Trefor. - Hold me.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43- I'm scared.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45- I'm scared too.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56- What happened? Did you fall?
0:34:56 > 0:34:58- No.
0:34:58 > 0:34:59- What happened?
0:34:59 > 0:35:01- What happened?- - Nothing.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04- Were you in a fight?
0:35:04 > 0:35:06- They started it.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08- Why?
0:35:09 > 0:35:12- I was gambling on the greyhounds.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15- Lucky Jim came in at 7/1.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- I went across the road to celebrate.
0:35:20 > 0:35:21- Karaoke bar.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24- Do you know my karaoke song, Trefor?
0:35:25 > 0:35:26- No, I don't.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30- I Will Always Love You - - Whitney Houston.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38- Anyway, I chatted up this bird.
0:35:39 > 0:35:40- She was nice too.
0:35:42 > 0:35:43- Blonde.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45- Short skirt.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48- She was wearing suspenders.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51- How do you know?
0:35:51 > 0:35:55- I don't know for a fact - but my imagination ran wild.
0:35:59 > 0:36:00- Why did you get beaten up?
0:36:00 > 0:36:03- Why did you get beaten up?- - I didn't get beaten up, Trefor.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05- I got into a fight.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08- Why did you get into a fight?
0:36:09 > 0:36:12- I hospitalised three of them.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15- What started it all off?
0:36:15 > 0:36:18- I hadn't realised - that she was married...
0:36:18 > 0:36:21- ..to the bloke who owned the pub.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26- He had to stand up - for the honour of his missus.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30- I have the utmost respect for him - for that.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32- But I made a mistake.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34- Big mistake, Trefor.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38- Schoolboy error.
0:36:39 > 0:36:40- Stupid boy.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50- It's rather early - to be going back to the hotel.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52- I'm shattered, Tref.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55- I fancy a nap.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00- The beds in the hotel are huge.
0:37:00 > 0:37:05- Californian King - said the Estonian in Reception.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08- Mam would be over the moon.
0:37:08 > 0:37:12- Her bingo wings - hang over her Queen Size.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15- I'm not planning on sleeping - in the bed, Trefor.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19- Where are you sleeping then?
0:37:20 > 0:37:21- That's not what I meant.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24- Hey, look, Elin.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27- Your phone's bust on the boat.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29- She can't hear you, Leanne.
0:37:30 > 0:37:31- Do you know who that idiot is?
0:37:31 > 0:37:32- Do you know who that idiot is?- - Yeah.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36- Ta-ta, Elen.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40- Is your friend local, Lisa?
0:37:41 > 0:37:44- No. Wicklow, yeah? - You're here for two nights?
0:37:45 > 0:37:49- There's a Wicklow - in one of Bryn Fon's songs.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51- What's his name?
0:37:51 > 0:37:53- Dermot O'Connell.
0:37:54 > 0:37:55- Irish?
0:37:55 > 0:37:56- Irish?- - Yes.
0:37:57 > 0:37:58- I thought so.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02- Och aye the noo, Dermot!
0:38:11 > 0:38:13- Look, Trefor. The gorillas.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15- There's three of them now.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- They must have had a baby gorilla.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21- Are they the same ones?
0:38:21 > 0:38:23- Are they the same ones?- - I don't know.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25- I can't tell the difference.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29- No answer?
0:38:29 > 0:38:31- No answer?- - No.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34- Where is she then?
0:38:34 > 0:38:36- Looking for a hotel.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39- Poor Vera.
0:38:39 > 0:38:40- Yes.
0:38:41 > 0:38:46- This is a great trip. I've pulled - one of the lap dancing girls.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51- Where's Danny?
0:38:51 > 0:38:53- I don't fancy him, do I?
0:38:53 > 0:38:56- Have you left him on his own? - Where is he?
0:38:57 > 0:39:01- By the river, with a policewoman, - some handcuffs and a truncheon.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03- A stripogram?
0:39:03 > 0:39:06- No, a real policewoman, I think.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10- I've given the lap dancer - the hotel address.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12- She's meeting me after work.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14- What's her job?
0:39:14 > 0:39:16- Lap dancer, you tit.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20- Can you take me back to the hotel? - I'll pay you an' all.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23- Season of goodwill!
0:39:28 > 0:39:29- I'm skint.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32- I'm skint.- - Funny! The old ones are the best.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34- Ha, ha, well done.
0:39:35 > 0:39:36- I'm serious.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38- I'm serious.- - Don't lie.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40- I'm not lying.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43- The lap dancer stole my wallet.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47- Turn around, Tref. - Take me back to the club.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53- Look, Leanne, the gorillas.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56- Concentrate on the road, Trefor.
0:40:09 > 0:40:10- Did you find your wallet?
0:40:10 > 0:40:12- Did you find your wallet?- - No.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14- What did you find there then?
0:40:14 > 0:40:17- What did you find there then?- - Do you want all the ins and outs?
0:40:17 > 0:40:18- Yes.
0:40:19 > 0:40:23- You're not desperate enough - to pay for that sort of thing.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- I'd pole dance for you for free.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28- There are a lot of Poles here.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30- From Poland.
0:40:30 > 0:40:34- And lap dancers come from Lapland.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36- Don't they?
0:40:36 > 0:40:38- Christmassy!
0:40:40 > 0:40:43- Did you see the girl?
0:40:43 > 0:40:46- The barman said she's knocked off.
0:40:46 > 0:40:51- She's probably waiting for you - in the hotel with the wallet.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53- We'll go straight there.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56- Wise up, bellend.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58- What's a bellend?
0:41:09 > 0:41:11- How did you know Dermot?
0:41:12 > 0:41:14- I didn't until two hours ago.
0:41:14 > 0:41:15- I didn't until two hours ago.- - How did you meet?
0:41:16 > 0:41:20- He offered to buy me a cocktail - in the bar. I accepted.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22- Sex on the Beach!
0:41:23 > 0:41:25- Yes!
0:41:25 > 0:41:26- And then sex in bed!
0:41:26 > 0:41:29- And then sex in bed!- - We don't want to know.
0:41:29 > 0:41:30- Do we, Trefor?
0:41:31 > 0:41:33- Well...
0:41:33 > 0:41:35- PHONE RINGS
0:41:38 > 0:41:40- Hello? Vera?
0:41:43 > 0:41:45- Where are you?
0:41:46 > 0:41:48- On my way.
0:41:49 > 0:41:50- Trefor!
0:42:00 > 0:42:01- What's wrong, Vera?
0:42:01 > 0:42:04- What's wrong, Vera?- - I'm disappointed, Trefor.
0:42:05 > 0:42:06- Are you?
0:42:07 > 0:42:10- Yes. Disappointed and sad.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13- What happened?
0:42:14 > 0:42:16- I found Vernon, my brother.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18- I found Vernon, my brother.- - Good news.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21- No! It's not good news, Trefor.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24- Not only is he gay...
0:42:24 > 0:42:28- ..but he's a transsexual post-op.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30- What's that?
0:42:32 > 0:42:34- He's a woman.
0:42:34 > 0:42:38- His biddle-ooh's been cut off.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40- Aw!
0:42:41 > 0:42:43- Worse than that...
0:42:43 > 0:42:45- Worse than that...- - Is there worse to come?
0:42:45 > 0:42:47- Yes!
0:42:48 > 0:42:50- Vernon, my brother...
0:42:51 > 0:42:52- ..my sister...
0:42:52 > 0:42:55- ..is more attractive than me.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59- Is he a stunner?
0:43:00 > 0:43:02- Not bad at all.
0:43:04 > 0:43:08- Take me back to the hotel - to pick up my bags.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11- I'm going to look for another hotel.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13- You can stay with me, Vera.
0:43:13 > 0:43:15- Can I?
0:43:15 > 0:43:17- Of course you can.
0:43:17 > 0:43:23- Right, we'll go back to the hotel - and meet in half an hour for food.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27- Thanks for sticking with me, Jim.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32- Not many have.
0:43:32 > 0:43:37- Jim got beaten up for trying to - cop off with the bar owner's wife.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40- Shut it, Trefor!
0:43:41 > 0:43:42- Sorry.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51- This place is nice, Trefor. - Romantic.
0:43:53 > 0:43:56- I don't want to go home. - I want to be with you all the time.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58- Me too.
0:43:58 > 0:44:02- I phoned the others - but they're late, as usual.
0:44:03 > 0:44:05- I'm quite glad, actually.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08- Because they're all shitfaced?
0:44:09 > 0:44:10- Yes...
0:44:10 > 0:44:13- ..but I have something - I want to say to you.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17- I think I know what it is.
0:44:17 > 0:44:18- I think I know what it is.- - Do you?
0:44:19 > 0:44:21- The fortune teller told me.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24- So I don't have to say a thing then?
0:44:24 > 0:44:27- Oh, phew. - I wasn't looking forward to it.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30- I want to hear you saying it.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33- I want to know why you're doing it.
0:44:36 > 0:44:40- What are you doing with a gorilla? - Have you stolen it?
0:44:40 > 0:44:42- No, they dragged me here.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46- Why are you wearing a gorilla suit, - Elen?
0:44:46 > 0:44:49- I'm shitfaced.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51- Why are you wet, Danny?
0:44:51 > 0:44:54- Why are you wet, Danny?- - Dunno, but I'm shitfaced too.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05- Whose idea was it to build a river - in the city centre?
0:45:05 > 0:45:09- Lucky I was shitfaced - or I would have drowned.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13- I lost almost 20 euros - in that bingo hall.
0:45:14 > 0:45:15- I lost 100.
0:45:15 > 0:45:16- I lost 100.- - I've lost more than that.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18- I've lost my brother.
0:45:19 > 0:45:20- I lost my reputation.
0:45:20 > 0:45:24- I lost my new gorilla friends.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26- Anyone enjoyed themselves?
0:45:26 > 0:45:27- Anyone enjoyed themselves?- - I have.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35- What are you doing, you prick?
0:45:36 > 0:45:38- This might lift your spirits.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42- Come with me, Leanne.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01- What is it?
0:46:01 > 0:46:03- Open it.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10- Nice, Trefor.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12- Thank you.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14- Open the purse.
0:46:17 > 0:46:18- It's lovely...
0:46:22 > 0:46:24- It's an engagement ring.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26- Will you?
0:46:26 > 0:46:27- Marry you?
0:46:27 > 0:46:29- Marry you?- - Yes.
0:46:29 > 0:46:33- You said all marriages - ended in divorce or death.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35- Hand it back, quick!
0:46:35 > 0:46:38- Don't worry. I promise I won't die.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40- Not until the end.
0:46:42 > 0:46:43- Trefor!
0:46:43 > 0:46:44- Will you then?
0:46:44 > 0:46:45- Will you then?- - Yes.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55- What's happening?
0:46:55 > 0:46:58- What's happening?- - Leanne's getting married to Trefor!
0:46:58 > 0:47:01- Is Leanne shitfaced too?
0:47:05 > 0:47:07- Food!
0:47:07 > 0:47:08- Food!- - And drink!
0:47:09 > 0:47:10- Step on it, Trefor!
0:47:13 > 0:47:18- Trefor! Trefor! Trefor!
0:47:25 > 0:47:30- # A black pregnant woman - leading the way
0:47:30 > 0:47:35- # Conscientious students - full of the stresses of life
0:47:36 > 0:47:41- # A pelican screaming - and flashing to the beat
0:47:42 > 0:47:46- # Park Street pulsating - to the music of Canned Heat
0:47:46 > 0:47:50- # There's a Mardi Gras - in Upper Bangor
0:47:51 > 0:47:54- # Calypso on everyone's lips
0:47:55 > 0:47:58- # Ed Povey's people - laughing from the walls...
0:48:00 > 0:48:05- You do know that 37.7 % - of marriages end in divorce.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08- Shut your face, Alwyn.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11- # There's a Mardi Gras - in Upper Bangor
0:48:11 > 0:48:15- # Calypso on everyone's lips
0:48:15 > 0:48:19- # Ed Povey's people - laughing from the walls
0:48:19 > 0:48:21- # And the singer
0:48:23 > 0:48:28- # The singer all alone #
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