0:00:02 > 0:00:05Good evening and a very merry Christmas to you.
0:00:05 > 0:00:10I'm David Suchet and I'm speaking to you direct from the BBC Studios.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14I'm hugely excited to have been asked by the BBC
0:00:14 > 0:00:17to narrate tonight's amateur production of Peter Pan,
0:00:17 > 0:00:23performed by the recipients of this year's BBC Community Choice Award.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25So, before we begin,
0:00:25 > 0:00:29let's take a moment and meet the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society...
0:00:31 > 0:00:34The Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society is an amateur theatre group.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36And we're made up of people who do lots of different courses,
0:00:36 > 0:00:40but who come together in the evenings and at the weekends
0:00:40 > 0:00:41to create theatre.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I am Chris. I am the director.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I'm Robert. I'm the lead actor.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- You're not the lead actor. - Well, I'm the best actor.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Ar-arrr-ar-argh!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55You're doing it again. You're still... No-one can understand you!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Right, I've been working as a stage manager for Cornley
0:00:58 > 0:00:59for about five years now.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03And what these so-called BBC professionals need to learn,
0:01:03 > 0:01:06that when we're live, it's my stage.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- ROBERT:- Why were we selected?
0:01:09 > 0:01:14Hard work, talent and our previous high-quality productions.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Oh, and because of our cast member Max, whose aunt runs the BBC.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- WOMAN:- Our strengths? Erm, well, everyone's really keen.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Yeah, everyone's really committed.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Everything's so strong.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Yeah, it's been, er...good getting to know each other really well.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Yeah. And, you know, now we're really close.- Yeah, really close.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Robert's niece is playing the Lost Boy Tootles.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43She's quite nervous about being on live TV,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45but Robert's coaching her, so she'll be fine.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Come on, Lucy, more confidence!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49You're going to ruin Christmas!
0:01:49 > 0:01:54I just want to get through the whole thing without killing anyone.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56That's your cue, Dennis!
0:01:56 > 0:01:57God...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Can we get him an earpiece?
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Got a headset.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Will it be noticeable?- No.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Dennis, Dennis, stop! All right, enough, stop!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- ROBERT:- We are confident this pantomime will run smoothly.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12This is not a pantomime.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15It is a traditional Christmas vignette.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Oh, no, it isn't!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19HE LAUGHS
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Ha-ha...
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Right, that's my cue.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Here we go!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29See you on the other side...
0:02:33 > 0:02:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:49 > 0:02:51LOUD BANG
0:02:53 > 0:02:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:59 > 0:03:01All children, except one...
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Oh!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04LAUGHTER
0:03:10 > 0:03:14All children, except one, grow up.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Wendy discovered that she would grow up
0:03:18 > 0:03:21when she was at a picnic and her mother said the words,
0:03:21 > 0:03:25"Oh, I wish you could stay like this forever!"
0:03:25 > 0:03:28And...then she knew.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30It is this very Wendy,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33along with her two brothers Michael...
0:03:33 > 0:03:34TWINKLY MUSIC
0:03:34 > 0:03:35LAUGHTER
0:03:35 > 0:03:37..and John...
0:03:37 > 0:03:38TWINKLY MUSIC
0:03:38 > 0:03:40LAUGHTER
0:03:40 > 0:03:43..who begin our story.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46TWINKLY MUSIC
0:03:46 > 0:03:49LAUGHTER
0:03:51 > 0:03:53The setting is their bedroom,
0:03:53 > 0:03:56on the third floor of a townhouse in Bloomsbury.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Come along, boys, stop playing around.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01It's time for you to get into your bedclothes.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04It's too early for bed, Wendy. You're turning into Mother.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Well, I should love to be like Mother.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10- BEEPING - Well, I shouldn't.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13That would be ever so dreary, Wendy.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15LAUGHTER
0:04:15 > 0:04:16John's right.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20I can't stand being cooped up in this boring old nursery.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21I'm four years old!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23LAUGHTER
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Not every day can be an adventure, Michael.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Now, it's time to get ready for bed.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I can hear Father's footsteps.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Has anyone seen my cufflinks?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Oh, George, you are forever losing things.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44TWINKLY MUSIC
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Their father George Darling was a man of business.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50A little pompous, but with a kind heart.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- I have searched the ho... - He was...
0:04:52 > 0:04:57He was far less serene than their mother Mary Darling,
0:04:57 > 0:05:00a genteel and elegant woman.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- I have searched the hou... - Although sometimes...
0:05:03 > 0:05:04LAUGHTER
0:05:04 > 0:05:06..he forgot to SHOW IT...
0:05:06 > 0:05:08LAUGHTER
0:05:08 > 0:05:11..George loved them all dearly.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I have searched the house high and low.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I put a thing down for a moment and it is as if fairies
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- have danced off with it. - Oh, Father!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I would so love to have fairies skipping about the house.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I don't believe in fairies.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Wendy, have you seen my cufflinks? - No, Father.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31I mean, really, is it me? Or is the world going mad?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37LAUGHTER
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I'll look in the drawing room, George.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- BEEPING - Perhaps Nana has seen them, Father.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48That creature is almost certainly the reason they are missing.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- TWINKLY MUSIC - Woof!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52LAUGHTER
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Nana! Come here, girl! Come on, Nana.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57I don't understand all this affection
0:05:57 > 0:05:59towards that dreadful animal.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01What about me? Where are my cufflinks?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Perhaps Liza has seen them.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04TWINKLY MUSIC
0:06:04 > 0:06:09The final member of the household was Liza, the Darlings' housekeeper,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12different in every way to Mrs Darling.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- COCKNEY ACCENT:- I've found your cufflinks, Mr Darling.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17LAUGHTER
0:06:17 > 0:06:19You left them on the dresser.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20GONG SOUNDS
0:06:20 > 0:06:24A sweeter family you've never seen,
0:06:24 > 0:06:26with hearts as good as gold.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29And on this fateful evening,
0:06:29 > 0:06:32our story shall unfold.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35TWINKLY MUSIC
0:06:35 > 0:06:38LAUGHTER
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Thank you, Liza. You have saved my evening.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Now leave that beast alone, the three of you.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50We're only petting her, Father.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53LAUGHTER
0:06:53 > 0:06:56That dog needs to be taught some discipline.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Now, all of you, time for bed and to take your medicine.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Fetch the medicine bottle, Nana.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04When I was small, I used to...
0:07:04 > 0:07:06LAUGHTER
0:07:12 > 0:07:17LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:07:17 > 0:07:18When I was small,
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I used to thank my mother and father for giving me medicine.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21I would say, "Th..."
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Argh! Say...say...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I would say, "Thank you, kind parents,
0:07:25 > 0:07:28"for giving me bottles to keep me well!"
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ah, here is Nana now.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Bring me the medicine bottle, Nana!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34LAUGHTER
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Bring me the medicine bottle, Nana!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40LAUGHTER
0:07:42 > 0:07:45LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Thank you, Nana.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Now, fetch me a spoon.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54LAUGHTER
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Liza!
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Argh!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02LAUGHTER
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Yes, Mr Darling?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Liza, take that wretched animal outside and chain her to her kennel.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Come on, Nana...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11outside!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Urgh!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Thank God that animal's gone.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18LAUGHTER
0:08:18 > 0:08:21What's all this commotion, George?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Mary, my dear. Nothing's wrong. The children were just getting into bed.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Where's Nana? - Liza locked her outside.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29But she protects the children!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Protects them from what?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33The boy who visits this room.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Oh, what nonsense.- Mother and I saw him the other evening.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37He slipped away through the window.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Mother ran to slam it shut before he could escape,
0:08:40 > 0:08:43but he was too nimble, the window shut and we caught just his shadow,
0:08:43 > 0:08:45which started dancing across the room.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48LAUGHTER
0:08:48 > 0:08:49A dancing shadow? Oh, really!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Whatever will you come up with next?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55I had Liza lock it in the chest. See for yourself, George.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Liza has the key.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I shall get Liza to fetch the key.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Liza!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Yes, Miss Wendy?
0:09:02 > 0:09:03LAUGHTER
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Have you the key to the chest? - I shall fetch it at once.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- CAR HORN - Your cab's here, Mr Darling.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Excellent. Let's go down...
0:09:11 > 0:09:12CAR HORN
0:09:12 > 0:09:14LAUGHTER
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Another cab's here, Mr Darling.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Excellent. Let's go down...
0:09:20 > 0:09:21CAR HORN
0:09:21 > 0:09:22LAUGHTER
0:09:22 > 0:09:25A third cab's here, Mr Darling.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Three cabs?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32One for Mary.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33One for me.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35And one for...my hat.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Let's go downstairs.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I shall fetch the key, Miss Wendy.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Thank you, Liza.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Mary, the cab's here!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45The cab's here? I shall fetch my shawl.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Very good, Mary.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Where is that maid? Liza!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51I found the key, Miss Wendy!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52LAUGHTER
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Now I can show you the shadow, Father!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Oh, Wendy, you really must grow up. There is no shadow.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02OMINOUS MUSIC
0:10:03 > 0:10:07That will be all, Liza. I don't have time for this.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Please look, Father!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Mary, the cab's here, we shall be late!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oooh!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15LAUGHTER
0:10:18 > 0:10:20The cab's here. Yes, I found my shawl.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22LAUGHTER
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Very good! Come along, Mary!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I'm going downstairs.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Someone has to be grown up around here.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46HE GRUNTS AND STRAINS
0:10:48 > 0:10:51LAUGHTER
0:10:59 > 0:11:02HE PANTS AND STRAINS
0:11:11 > 0:11:13HE GROANS AND STRAINS
0:11:14 > 0:11:17LAUGHTER
0:11:20 > 0:11:23All right, my dears, time to turn the lights out.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Make sure you all... Oh!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27What is it, Mother?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30I thought I saw a face at the window.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Nothing there.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34LAUGHTER
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Must be my imagination!
0:11:36 > 0:11:40- BEEPING - Won't you sing us a lullaby, Mother?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41No, Dennis.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Speak with feeling, for God's sake.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46LAUGHTER
0:11:46 > 0:11:48No! No! No!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Don't repeat that, you idiot!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54LAUGHTER
0:11:54 > 0:11:57APPLAUSE
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Of course, my sweet.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01LULLABY MUSIC
0:12:01 > 0:12:03THE 'CHILDREN' YAWN
0:12:06 > 0:12:10# Hush now, my darlings
0:12:10 > 0:12:13# Don't you stir
0:12:14 > 0:12:20# Dream of a world of adventure
0:12:22 > 0:12:25# Be at peace
0:12:25 > 0:12:29# You'll be grown up one day
0:12:29 > 0:12:35# Till then, put your fears away...
0:12:35 > 0:12:38LAUGHTER
0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Close your eyes...
0:12:41 > 0:12:42LOUD DRILLING
0:12:42 > 0:12:46# ..and rest your heads
0:12:46 > 0:12:52# Safely tucked into your beds...
0:12:52 > 0:12:54BANGING AND DRILLING
0:12:54 > 0:12:58# All is quiet
0:12:58 > 0:13:01# And all is calm
0:13:01 > 0:13:04# I'll never let you
0:13:04 > 0:13:05CHAINSAW WHIRS
0:13:05 > 0:13:09# ..come to harm
0:13:10 > 0:13:17# Night-light lit to guide your way
0:13:17 > 0:13:25# Until the sun brings in the day
0:13:25 > 0:13:30- THE MEN SHOUT AND ARGUE - # And as they take
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Their maiden flights
0:13:33 > 0:13:40# Guard my sleeping babies tonight!
0:13:42 > 0:13:43# Guard my...
0:13:43 > 0:13:52- SOFTLY - # ..sleeping babies tonight. #
0:13:52 > 0:13:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:59 > 0:14:01That was beautiful, Mother.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03LAUGHTER
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Thank you, my dear.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Mother, can anything harm us when the night-light is lit?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Nothing, precious.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11LAUGHTER
0:14:15 > 0:14:20They are the eyes a mother leaves behind to guard her children.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Mother...
0:14:23 > 0:14:25you look pretty tonight.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26LAUGHTER
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Are you tucked in, Michael? - Yes, Mother!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Are you comfortable?
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Oooh!
0:14:32 > 0:14:33HE STRAINS
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Yes, Mother.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37And you, Wendy?
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Yes, Mother.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Urgh!
0:14:40 > 0:14:41LAUGHTER
0:14:43 > 0:14:46And you, sweet John, are you feeling sleepy?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Goodnight, my dears.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Dear night-lights, that protect my sleeping babes,
0:14:53 > 0:14:57burn clear and steadfast tonight.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03LAUGHTER
0:15:05 > 0:15:07No! No! Wait, wait, wait!
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Oh, God, no, no!
0:15:10 > 0:15:11- Ah!- Ah!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- I'm in!- I'm in!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Oh...- Oh, God!
0:15:16 > 0:15:17I...
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Down!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20LAUGHTER
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Down! Down! Oh, God...!
0:15:22 > 0:15:26LAUGHTER
0:15:29 > 0:15:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Thank heavens I didn't wake the children!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40LAUGHTER
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Tinkerbell? Tink? Where are you?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Have you found my shadow? Do you know where they put it?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53LAUGHTER
0:15:53 > 0:15:55There you are! Do you know where they put it?
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Oooh!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59LAUGHTER
0:16:03 > 0:16:05In here?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Are you ready, Tink? Don't let it startle you!
0:16:07 > 0:16:11It's time to get my shadow back. Don't let it dance away.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15BLUESY NIGHTCLUB MUSIC
0:16:34 > 0:16:37APPLAUSE
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Ah-ha, got you! Now to stick you back where you belong.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42I'll stick you back on with...soap!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Boy, why are you crying?
0:16:46 > 0:16:50HE STARTS TO CRY
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I'm not crying. What's your name?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Wendy Moira Angela Darling. What's yours?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Peter Pan! - What are you doing?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I'm trying to stick my shadow back on.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01You can't stick a shadow back on with soap.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03It must be sewn.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- What is...sewn? - I shall show you.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10There, it's done! Why don't you try it?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Wendy, it's done! Look! Look!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Oh, the cleverness of me!
0:17:16 > 0:17:17I'll give you a kiss, if you like.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Thank you.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Don't you know what a kiss is? - I shall know when you give it to me.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28And now shall I give you a kiss?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31If you please.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Not on stage!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35LAUGHTER
0:17:36 > 0:17:38An acorn!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41I shall wear it on a chain around my neck.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44LAUGHTER
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- How old are you? - I don't know, quite young.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48I ran away...
0:17:48 > 0:17:50LAUGHTER
0:17:50 > 0:17:53I ran away the day I was born!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Ran away? Why? - I'll tell you for why...
0:17:55 > 0:17:58I heard Mother and Father talking of what I was to be when I was a man.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I want always to be a little boy and to have fun.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02So I ran away to Kensington Gardens
0:18:02 > 0:18:05and lived a long time among the fairies.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07LAUGHTER
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- You know fairies, Peter? - Yes.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10But they're nearly all dead now.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Children know such a lot now. Soon they don't believe in fairies.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17And every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies,"
0:18:17 > 0:18:19there's a fairy somewhere that falls down dead.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22TWINKLY MUSIC
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- You can fly! - Of course I can...
0:18:26 > 0:18:28LAUGHTER
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Argh!
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Of course I can fly!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33No! No! No!
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Argh!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Where on earth did you learn to do that?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39In Neverland. I fly everywhere with my friends, the Lost Boys.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41How thrilling.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Wendy, come away with me to Neverland!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Urgh!
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Argh!
0:18:46 > 0:18:47LOUD CRASH
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Oh, dear, I mustn't! Think of Mother.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Besides, I can't fly. - I'll teach you.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Oh, how lovely! To fly!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00LAUGHTER
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- But is it far?- Not far at all.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Just the other side of the stars.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06TWINKLY MUSIC
0:19:06 > 0:19:07LAUGHTER
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Would you teach John and Michael to fly, too?- Of course!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12LAUGHTER
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- Argh!- Oh, my God! Robert! Oh, my God!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16John! John! Someone! Someone!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Help! Help!
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Argh!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Put it out!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Argh!- Argh!
0:19:26 > 0:19:30LAUGHTER
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Get off stage. Get off stage right now. What's wrong with you?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Spraying me in the face like that!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40HE CHOKES AND GAGS
0:19:40 > 0:19:43HE COUGHS, SPLUTTERS AND STRAINS
0:19:46 > 0:19:49HE STRAINS
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Not again!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53LAUGHTER
0:19:53 > 0:19:55John! Michael! Wake up!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57There is a boy here who wants to teach us to fly.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Urgh...! Fly?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I...should...love...to fly.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04He shall take us to Neverland!
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Argh!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Neverland?!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Argh! Ah!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I say, can you really fly?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Look!- Oh!- Ah!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Oh, my, how do you do it? - It's simple.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22You just need your happiest thoughts and a little bit of fairy dust.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- TWINKLY MUSIC - Fairy dust? How delightful!
0:20:24 > 0:20:28LAUGHTER
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Are we all ready to fly?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Just think of a lovely, wonderful thought
0:20:33 > 0:20:35and it will lift you into the air.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36- TOGETHER:- One...
0:20:36 > 0:20:38two, three!
0:20:38 > 0:20:42LAUGHTER
0:20:53 > 0:20:56CHEERING
0:20:59 > 0:21:01We're flying!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I feel light as air!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05- BEEPING - Wheee!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- PETER PAN:- It's time to go. Follow me to the window!
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Come on, Tink!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Second to the right and straight on till morning!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Here we go!
0:21:17 > 0:21:18No... Whoa!
0:21:18 > 0:21:22LAUGHTER
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Onward...
0:21:23 > 0:21:24No, no!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Argh!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Come on, boys! Just believe and you can fly!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Argh!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38See? It's easy when you know how!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Argh! Try to keep up if you can!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Peter, I'm coming!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Oh, no, don't!
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Don't, don't!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50No, no, no! No!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Don't!
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Don't, don't! No!
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Oh!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Goodness, no! No!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Get me down! - Peter! Wait for me!
0:22:01 > 0:22:02- TOGETHER:- Neverland!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Here we come!
0:22:11 > 0:22:15And so we arrive in the forests of Neverland,
0:22:15 > 0:22:18a world of infinite wonders.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23So as Peter flies with Wendy and the fairy Tink draws near,
0:22:23 > 0:22:25our tale shall continue
0:22:25 > 0:22:27and I shall disappear!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29TWINKLY MUSIC
0:22:29 > 0:22:30LOUD BANG Oh!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36APPLAUSE
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Wendy, look! We're here.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Hello, Tootles!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49SHE WHIMPERS
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Oh! Oh! Oh!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Lucy, you are doing this!
0:22:55 > 0:22:56P...
0:22:57 > 0:22:59P...
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Peter!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I have...
0:23:03 > 0:23:06I have to...to tell...
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I have to tell you something.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Oh, yes?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12What is it you have to tell us, Tootles?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Ah...ah...
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Captain Hook has kidnapped Tiger Lily!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20He has?! Then we must rescue her.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24She is our friend, after all. Tink, go and find where they've taken her!
0:23:33 > 0:23:37LAUGHTER
0:23:37 > 0:23:38P...P...
0:23:38 > 0:23:40P-P-P-Peter.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Peter!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Oh, for God's sake! - CREAKING
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Argh!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49LAUGHTER
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Ow...! Ow! Ow...!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Ow...!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55SHE SOBS
0:23:55 > 0:23:56LAUGHTER
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Well, erm...
0:23:58 > 0:24:00thank you, Tootles.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04PANPIPE MUSIC
0:24:04 > 0:24:06LAUGHTER
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Oh, Peter! You play beautifully.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Yar!- Yar!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Pirates! Quickly, into the hideout!
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Yar!
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Yah-yah-har!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Argh...!
0:24:21 > 0:24:23WHITE NOISE
0:24:23 > 0:24:24TESTCARD TONE
0:24:24 > 0:24:26WHITE NOISE
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31LAUGHTER
0:24:31 > 0:24:34The glorious sound of a deserted forest.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36CAR HORN
0:24:36 > 0:24:38LAUGHTER
0:24:38 > 0:24:39A cab...
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- BEEPING - Captain!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43We shall find the Lost Boys at...
0:24:43 > 0:24:45RADIO DISTORTION
0:24:45 > 0:24:48You're listening to BBC Radio 3!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50LAUGHTER
0:24:50 > 0:24:54That was the Violin Concerto in E minor by Johann Bach.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56LAUGHTER
0:24:56 > 0:24:58We'll find the Lost Boys at the Mermaid's Lagoon.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59You may be right, Smee.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03# I'm loving angels instead
0:25:03 > 0:25:05# And through it aaaalll... #
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Thank you, Mr Smee!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10But most of all, I want Peter Pan!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12For he cut off my arm, Starkey!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- ALMOST UNINTELLIGIBLE PIRATE VOICE: - Disgraceful!
0:25:15 > 0:25:16He has no manners, Cap'n. Don't you agree, Percy?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- SIMILAR PARROT VOICE: - Disgraceful. I do agree, Starkey!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Ay, Percy knows how it is.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Ha, ha, ha.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26LAUGHTER
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Exactly.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33Pan flung my arm to a crocodile that happened to be passing by.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41LAUGHTER
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Followed you around ever since, Captain Hook.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45That he has, Smee!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47That he has!
0:25:47 > 0:25:48LAUGHTER
0:25:48 > 0:25:50By lucky chance it swallowed a clock, Cap'n.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53So before it can reach you, you hear the tick-tock and bolt.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56What are you doing with your pistol out, Mr Smee?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I wouldn't want to be...caught unawares, Cap'n.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03LAUGHTER
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Put that thing away, Smee,
0:26:05 > 0:26:09or I'll strike you down with my hook.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11No! Put that thing away, Smee,
0:26:11 > 0:26:13or I'll strike you down with my hook!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I'm Hook. You're Smee!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- I'm John.- You're Smee!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19LAUGHTER
0:26:19 > 0:26:22But soon I shall have the foolish boy within my grasp.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Ah, revenge is a grand thing.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Oh, no, it isn't!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30LAUGHTER
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Yes, it is.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- AUDIENCE:- Oh, no, it isn't!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Oh, yes, it is.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- AUDIENCE:- Oh, no, it isn't!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Yes, it is!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- AUDIENCE:- Oh, no, it isn't! - Yes, it is! Yes, it is!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Yes, it is! It is! Yes, it is!
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Of course it is!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51LAUGHTER
0:26:51 > 0:26:52This is not a pantomime.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- AUDIENCE:- Oh, yes, it is!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56No, it isn't!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Shut up!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Boo! - Don't boo me!
0:27:00 > 0:27:01- AUDIENCE:- Boo!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03How would you like it if I booed you?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Boo!
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Booooo!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Boo!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- It's not nice, is it? - LAUGHTER
0:27:11 > 0:27:13But hold, men. What's this?
0:27:13 > 0:27:14CAR HORN
0:27:14 > 0:27:15LAUGHTER
0:27:15 > 0:27:16A cab!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- SMEE:- Oh, no, it isn't. - Yes, it is! Yes, it is!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22I don't know why it is, but it is!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Also there's this.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Something strange!
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Smoke coming out of this tree stump.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30Ha-har!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32LAUGHTER
0:27:36 > 0:27:38ALL: Yar!
0:27:38 > 0:27:39A chimney, Cap'n?
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Listen, men, 'tis plain Pan and the Lost Boys live here,
0:27:43 > 0:27:45among the trees and underneath the ground.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47PIRATE MUTTERS UNINTELLIGIBLY
0:27:47 > 0:27:50You see these tracks down to the shore, men?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Aye, Cap'n, I see it clear as day!
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Follow them back to the Jolly Roger.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Row Tiger Lily to the lagoon,
0:27:56 > 0:27:58put her out on Marooner's Rock and nab Pan...
0:27:58 > 0:27:59Argh!
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Argh! Argh!
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Get off! Go! Go!
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Go! Just get out of here!
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Aah...!
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Avast belay, when I appear,
0:28:10 > 0:28:14by fear they're overtook.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Nought's left upon your bones
0:28:16 > 0:28:19when you've shaken claws with Hook!
0:28:20 > 0:28:22LAUGHTER
0:28:22 > 0:28:24There!
0:28:24 > 0:28:25LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:28:29 > 0:28:31TWINKLY MUSIC
0:28:31 > 0:28:35And so the dastardly pirates set off with evil intent.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37What is this place?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39This is Marooner's Rock.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Tink said that the pirates will be bringing Tiger Lily here.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46- PIRATES:- # Yo, ho! Yo, ho!
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Here they come. Hide!
0:28:48 > 0:28:50# A merry hour, a hempen rope, and a hey for Davey Jones! #
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Yarr! Ha, ha, ha!
0:28:53 > 0:28:58Oh...'tis good to be upon the water, me lubbers.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Now we must follow the Captain's orders and, er...
0:29:03 > 0:29:05LAUGHTER
0:29:05 > 0:29:09..and hoist Tiger Lily onto the rock and leave her there to drown.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Yar! Ye-ha!
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Yar...
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Any last words, Tiger Lily?
0:29:23 > 0:29:25LAUGHTER
0:29:25 > 0:29:30These words shan't be my last, as Peter Pan shall save me.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34This is a terrible show...
0:29:34 > 0:29:36LAUGHTER
0:29:36 > 0:29:38..of cowardice, Tiger Lily.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40LAUGHTER
0:29:40 > 0:29:43We thought you'd put up more of a fight.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47Brave men do not sneak up on defenceless girls.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49You are the true cowards.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51You can't act...
0:29:51 > 0:29:53LAUGHTER
0:29:53 > 0:29:56..in this way when the Cap'n arrives.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58You have a sharp tongue now,
0:29:58 > 0:30:01but you shall tremble at the sight
0:30:01 > 0:30:04of Hook's impressive arse...
0:30:04 > 0:30:06LAUGHTER
0:30:06 > 0:30:12..senal of weapons back aboard the Jolly Roger.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- Poor Tiger Lily. Help her, Peter. - Of course I shall.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17I'll impersonate Hook!
0:30:17 > 0:30:18Watch...
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- LIP-SYNCS A RECORDING: - Ahoy, there, you lubbers!
0:30:21 > 0:30:24'Tis the Cap'n. He must be rowing out to us!
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Just putting Tiger Lily onto the rock, Cap'n!
0:30:27 > 0:30:30- RECORDING:- Release her, you blithering imbeciles!
0:30:30 > 0:30:31Cut her free!
0:30:31 > 0:30:34Aye, Cap'n. I'll cut her free.
0:30:34 > 0:30:35Ha, har-har!
0:30:35 > 0:30:36Yar!
0:30:36 > 0:30:38SWORD CLATTERS ON THE GROUND
0:30:46 > 0:30:49LAUGHTER
0:30:51 > 0:30:53- ALMOST UNINTELLIGIBLY: - Why don't you cut her free?
0:30:53 > 0:30:55LAUGHTER
0:30:57 > 0:30:59I don't know what you're saying.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01LAUGHTER
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Just...give me the swoooord.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09What is a swoooord?
0:31:09 > 0:31:12It's a swoooord on the floor!
0:31:13 > 0:31:16What are you talking about?!
0:31:16 > 0:31:19I lost the swoooord in the muuud
0:31:19 > 0:31:24and now I need you to find IT!
0:31:24 > 0:31:26LAUGHTER
0:31:26 > 0:31:28How can you not understand?!
0:31:28 > 0:31:29LAUGHTER
0:31:29 > 0:31:31No!
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Not that!
0:31:34 > 0:31:35The swoooord!
0:31:35 > 0:31:37No!
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- ALMOST UNINTELLIGIBLY: - Why would I want your hat?
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Huuuuh?!
0:31:43 > 0:31:44LAUGHTER
0:31:44 > 0:31:47Hat! I'm already wearing a hat!
0:31:47 > 0:31:48LAUGHTER
0:31:48 > 0:31:52Everybody understood except for you!
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Everybody!
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Now, just get the...
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Yar... She's free, Cap'n.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01LAUGHTER
0:32:01 > 0:32:03APPLAUSE
0:32:03 > 0:32:05But, Starkey...
0:32:05 > 0:32:07The Cap'n seems kind of out of sorts.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11Nonsense. Here he comes, rowing out to us now...
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Action!
0:32:13 > 0:32:16LAUGHTER
0:32:16 > 0:32:17Where's Tiger Lily?
0:32:17 > 0:32:19We let her go!
0:32:19 > 0:32:20Let her go?!
0:32:20 > 0:32:23It was your orders, Cap'n!
0:32:23 > 0:32:25You blundering blockheads, I said no such thing!
0:32:25 > 0:32:27WHISTLE
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Only pedalos on the lake!
0:32:29 > 0:32:31LAUGHTER
0:32:31 > 0:32:34Cap'n, if you didn't give the orders, who did?
0:32:34 > 0:32:37LAUGHTER
0:32:37 > 0:32:44Perhaps it be the dark spirit that haunts this here lagoon, Starkey.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46WHISTLE
0:32:46 > 0:32:49- Six o'clock, park's closed! - Oh, come on!
0:32:49 > 0:32:52LAUGHTER
0:32:52 > 0:32:53Spirit, Cap'n?
0:32:53 > 0:32:56LAUGHTER
0:32:56 > 0:33:02Legend says this lagoon is haunted by the ghosts of drowned sailors.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Oh... Hello. Chris!
0:33:06 > 0:33:08LAUGHTER
0:33:09 > 0:33:10Step ashore, Cap'n.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12I shall.
0:33:14 > 0:33:15Urgh!
0:33:16 > 0:33:18LAUGHTER
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Spirit!
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Dost hear me?
0:33:22 > 0:33:25- RECORDING:- I hear you!
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Who are you, stranger? Speak!
0:33:27 > 0:33:30- RECORDING:- I am James Hook!
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Captain of the Jolly Roger!
0:33:32 > 0:33:33Oh, no, you are not!
0:33:33 > 0:33:35- Oh, yes, he... - No, he's not!
0:33:35 > 0:33:36He's not!
0:33:38 > 0:33:40LAUGHTER
0:33:40 > 0:33:42- TICKING - What's that noise, Cap'n?
0:33:42 > 0:33:44A ticking clock.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46- 'Tis the crocodile!- Yar!
0:33:49 > 0:33:50LAUGHTER
0:33:50 > 0:33:53Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Spirit!
0:33:55 > 0:33:57If you are Hook, then who am I?
0:33:57 > 0:33:59- RECORDING:- A codfish!
0:33:59 > 0:34:01- RECORDING:- Cut. And that will do.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03We are done for the day.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06- Robert, Robert, I wanted to talk to you about something.- What?
0:34:06 > 0:34:09It's about Jonathan and Sandra.
0:34:09 > 0:34:10ROBERT LAUGHS
0:34:10 > 0:34:12He's playing Peter Pan and she's playing Wendy.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14They shouldn't be sleeping together.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16He's supposed to be the boy who wouldn't grow up,
0:34:16 > 0:34:19not the boy who couldn't keep it in his pants.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21And she's just as bad! Flirting with everybody!
0:34:21 > 0:34:24It's no wonder that Max is obsessed with her.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27Yes, that's why he wanted to play Peter. To get closer to her.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30But Max can't act!
0:34:30 > 0:34:32- AUDIENCE SIGHS - He's terrible as Michael
0:34:32 > 0:34:33and the crocodile.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35He's playing it like a mammal!
0:34:35 > 0:34:39I know, Robert, but we need his aunt.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42She runs the BBC. It's the only reason he's here.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Yeah. Mm. Mm. What a loser.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46- Oh, left the microphone on! - Ah...
0:34:46 > 0:34:48RECORDING ENDS
0:34:51 > 0:34:54LAUGHTER
0:34:54 > 0:34:57- AUDIENCE:- Aw...!
0:35:02 > 0:35:04'Tis Peter Pan! Ah!
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Tis I!
0:35:11 > 0:35:12Vainglorious boy!
0:35:12 > 0:35:15I shall split your bones with my hook!
0:35:15 > 0:35:17THEY CLASH SWORDS
0:35:17 > 0:35:19Ha, ha! Nothing ever hurts me!
0:35:19 > 0:35:21I'm Peter Pan!
0:35:21 > 0:35:22And I...
0:35:22 > 0:35:24Oh, no...no! Don't! Stop...!
0:35:24 > 0:35:26- Come on!- Pull him down!
0:35:26 > 0:35:27Come on!
0:35:27 > 0:35:30You shall die by my blade, Pan!
0:35:31 > 0:35:34To die would be an awfully big advent...
0:35:34 > 0:35:36- ROPE SNAPS - Argh!
0:35:38 > 0:35:41LAUGHTER
0:35:45 > 0:35:47- What's happened?- Just fell out of the thing.- What?
0:35:47 > 0:35:50- I fell out...- Just keep it going. - What?
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Keep it going! Keep it going!
0:36:00 > 0:36:02LAUGHTER
0:36:02 > 0:36:05Erm...I'm terribly sorry, ladies and gentlemen,
0:36:05 > 0:36:08but we seem to have a slight difficulty here.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Erm, many of you may have noticed that Peter Pan...
0:36:12 > 0:36:15..took a rather nasty unrehearsed fall there.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Obviously, he wasn't thinking his happy thoughts.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21LAUGHTER
0:36:21 > 0:36:24- Quickly! Bring him through! - He's lost so much blood.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29Anyhow, I'm sure Peter Pan's injuries will be...
0:36:29 > 0:36:33less severe than those sustained in a production of Oliver!,
0:36:33 > 0:36:36the musical in which I appeared many years ago now.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41In the number Boy For Sale...
0:36:42 > 0:36:43Yeah?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45# Boy, boy for sale... #
0:36:45 > 0:36:48LAUGHTER
0:36:50 > 0:36:54..our overenthusiastic Mr Bumble...
0:36:55 > 0:36:59..tripped backwards onto one of the frailer workhouse children,
0:36:59 > 0:37:01crushing him.
0:37:07 > 0:37:11See, regrettably, my car was parked in the ambulance bay
0:37:11 > 0:37:15and that prevented the paramedics from getting to the poor child,
0:37:15 > 0:37:17and very sadly...
0:37:18 > 0:37:19..he passed away.
0:37:22 > 0:37:23And I...
0:37:23 > 0:37:25LAUGHTER
0:37:25 > 0:37:29..I can't help but feel partially responsible for this tragic event,
0:37:29 > 0:37:32because it was, as I say, it was my car
0:37:32 > 0:37:36that stopped medical aid getting to the poor child.
0:37:36 > 0:37:37But also because...
0:37:42 > 0:37:44LAUGHTER
0:37:46 > 0:37:48..I was playing Mr Bumble.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51LAUGHTER
0:37:57 > 0:38:00Anyway, I think we're ready to begin again...
0:38:06 > 0:38:08TWINKLY MUSIC
0:38:08 > 0:38:10So, back to Neverland!
0:38:10 > 0:38:14I hear this evening's meal is imaginary.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17So...it can be anything you want it to be.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19- TOGETHER:- Anything?
0:38:19 > 0:38:20Anything.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24# You can have steak or salami
0:38:24 > 0:38:27# You can have chestnuts or cheese
0:38:27 > 0:38:31# The only thing to remember
0:38:31 > 0:38:33- # Is the magic word - TOGETHER:- What?
0:38:33 > 0:38:35# Please
0:38:35 > 0:38:38- So I can have anything I can think of?- Of course!
0:38:38 > 0:38:41# I could have lobster or lettuce
0:38:41 > 0:38:45# You could have pastry or pies
0:38:45 > 0:38:47# I could have dumplings or damsons
0:38:47 > 0:38:51- BEEPING - # Your taxi has arrived
0:38:52 > 0:38:55ALL: # Give and take, then we can make
0:38:55 > 0:38:58# Whatever we can conceive
0:38:58 > 0:39:02# With faith and trust and fairy dust
0:39:02 > 0:39:05# And the world of make-believe... #
0:39:05 > 0:39:08- Wendy, where's Peter? - This is Neverland, Michael.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10He could be anywhere you want him to be.
0:39:10 > 0:39:15# He could be fighting a pirate
0:39:15 > 0:39:18- # Or chasing a wasp - Ow!
0:39:18 > 0:39:22# He could be riding a star
0:39:22 > 0:39:23Impossible!
0:39:23 > 0:39:25# Of course
0:39:25 > 0:39:28# I could be a steam-engine driver
0:39:29 > 0:39:32# Or a sailor at sea
0:39:32 > 0:39:35# You could be a prince fighting dragons
0:39:35 > 0:39:41- BEEPING - # Cut to camera three
0:39:41 > 0:39:43# I'll be the warrior winning the war
0:39:43 > 0:39:45# I'll be a lawyer learning the law
0:39:45 > 0:39:47# I'll be a pastor protecting the poor
0:39:47 > 0:39:50- BEEPING - # Teletubbies! Teletubbies!
0:39:50 > 0:39:51Argh!
0:39:51 > 0:39:53ALL: # We can change them, we can make
0:39:53 > 0:39:57# Whatever we can conceive
0:39:57 > 0:40:00# With faith and trust and fairy dust
0:40:00 > 0:40:04# With sticks and stones and bags of bones
0:40:04 > 0:40:08# With ups and downs and all arounds
0:40:08 > 0:40:11# With hops and skips and broken bits
0:40:13 > 0:40:19SLOW BLUES MUSIC
0:40:19 > 0:40:21LAUGHTER
0:40:26 > 0:40:29# With faith and trust and fairy dust
0:40:29 > 0:40:32# And a world of make-believe
0:40:32 > 0:40:40# And a world of make-believe. #
0:40:40 > 0:40:42Argh!
0:40:42 > 0:40:45LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:40:47 > 0:40:50I wish we could stay here forever.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52Michael, you must not forget
0:40:52 > 0:40:55that we have a mother and father waiting for us back at home.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Oh, I hear Peter outside.
0:40:57 > 0:41:01Quickly, all of you, you know how he likes you to meet him at the door!
0:41:02 > 0:41:05LAUGHTER
0:41:16 > 0:41:17Peter enters.
0:41:17 > 0:41:21- Peter, you're back! - Any adventures, Peter?
0:41:22 > 0:41:25I battled with two tigers and a dozen pirates.
0:41:25 > 0:41:26How exciting, Peter!
0:41:26 > 0:41:29I...I...I love adventures, Wendy!
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Peter flies around the room, showboating and full of mirth.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34LAUGHTER
0:41:34 > 0:41:38Stop it! Stop! No, no, no, stop!
0:41:39 > 0:41:43- Gently. Careful, careful, careful! - No, stop, no! Stop! Just stop!
0:41:43 > 0:41:44No...!
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Oh, Peter!
0:41:47 > 0:41:49No-one flies better than you!
0:41:49 > 0:41:51LAUGHTER
0:41:51 > 0:41:53I...I...I...I shall tell you my tale.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Peter lands nimbly. Oh, no!
0:41:55 > 0:41:57LOUD THUD
0:41:59 > 0:42:02This all sounds wonderful, but first you must have your dinner.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04Erm...erm...
0:42:04 > 0:42:06P...Peter begins to eat Tinkerbell...
0:42:06 > 0:42:08LAUGHTER
0:42:12 > 0:42:15..seems...most unhappy Wendy.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17Perhaps she is angry with me.
0:42:17 > 0:42:18Fairies have...
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Fai... Fairies...
0:42:21 > 0:42:22Fairies have...
0:42:22 > 0:42:24No...! No! Help me!
0:42:24 > 0:42:27Fairies have to be one thing, or the other,
0:42:27 > 0:42:31because being so small they have room for only one feeling at a time.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Ah... I fear she is jealous of me.
0:42:33 > 0:42:34LOUD THUD
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Nothing ever hurts me, I'm Peter Pan!
0:42:44 > 0:42:47And...Peter flies up onto the table.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49LAUGHTER
0:42:54 > 0:42:56To die would be an awfully big...
0:43:00 > 0:43:03LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:43:31 > 0:43:34- BEEPING - Not you, Dennis! Walk away!
0:43:34 > 0:43:36LAUGHTER
0:43:44 > 0:43:46AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:43:55 > 0:43:58CHEERING
0:44:00 > 0:44:05When you die, you fly over the waters and the stars guide your way.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08- Oh, Peter. - I do so love adventures, Wendy.
0:44:08 > 0:44:12- RECORDING:- Sound cue recording 21. Panpipes. Take one.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14LAUGHTER
0:44:14 > 0:44:16SILENCE AS HE BLOWS
0:44:16 > 0:44:17DOOR OPENS
0:44:17 > 0:44:18- RECORDING:- Oh, hello, Max.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21- RECORDING:- Sorry, I just wanted to ask about Peter Pan again.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23Max, we have been over this.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25You're playing Michael Darling and the crocodile.
0:44:25 > 0:44:29But no-one likes the crocodile and Peter gets to do all the fun stuff.
0:44:29 > 0:44:30Like kissing Sandra?
0:44:30 > 0:44:34- Remember she's in a relationship. - I think I'm in love with Sandra.
0:44:34 > 0:44:36She's my soul mate.
0:44:36 > 0:44:40Max, I need to finish recording the panpipes.
0:44:40 > 0:44:41Sorry.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43DOOR CLOSES
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Note. Don't use take one.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47RECORDING ENDS
0:44:52 > 0:44:54HE BLOWS FEEBLY
0:44:56 > 0:44:59LAUGHTER
0:45:02 > 0:45:04TWINKLY MUSIC
0:45:06 > 0:45:09Meanwhile, Wendy began to understand
0:45:09 > 0:45:14it was time for her, John and Michael to fly home from Neverland.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16Peter, if you would come back with me,
0:45:16 > 0:45:18I'm sure my mother and father would adopt you.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21No, Wendy. I flew home once to see my mother and I found that
0:45:21 > 0:45:24the windows were barred and she'd forgotten all about me
0:45:24 > 0:45:26and there was another little boy asleep in my bed.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28In that case, I must leave at once.
0:45:28 > 0:45:29And you must kiss me goodbye, Peter.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32- AUDIENCE:- Wooooo!
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Oh, Peter, I meant a real kiss.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40- A...a real kiss? - Don't you know what a real kiss is?
0:45:40 > 0:45:42N...no. I do not.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44Then I will show you.
0:45:47 > 0:45:49LAUGHTER
0:45:54 > 0:45:57- AUDIENCE:- Aw...!
0:45:57 > 0:45:59- This is a real kiss? - Yes, Peter.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01A real kiss.
0:46:01 > 0:46:03- AUDIENCE:- Aaah...!
0:46:03 > 0:46:06LAUGHTER
0:46:06 > 0:46:09It's time for you to go now. No fuss, no blubbering.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11I hope your mother's happy to see you all again.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14Be careful you don't run into pirates. Or that crocodile.
0:46:14 > 0:46:15That nobody likes.
0:46:15 > 0:46:18- AUDIENCE:- Ooooh!
0:46:18 > 0:46:22But little did Peter, Wendy or the Lost Boys
0:46:22 > 0:46:25know that Hook lurked among the trees!
0:46:25 > 0:46:27And his men kidnapped the children.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29- AUDIENCE:- Boo!
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Oh, grow up!
0:46:34 > 0:46:36With them all captured,
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Hook crept into the clearing.
0:46:38 > 0:46:41And with stealth, cunning, guile and craft,
0:46:41 > 0:46:45he added poison to the medicine draught.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48- AUDIENCE:- Boo!
0:46:48 > 0:46:51Now...where is Peter Pan?
0:46:53 > 0:46:55- AUDIENCE:- He's behind you!
0:46:56 > 0:46:59LAUGHTER
0:46:59 > 0:47:03Where is Peter Pan?
0:47:03 > 0:47:05- AUDIENCE:- He's behind you!
0:47:05 > 0:47:06I know!
0:47:06 > 0:47:09I know! I know he's behind me!
0:47:09 > 0:47:10LAUGHTER
0:47:10 > 0:47:13I directed the show! I told him to go there!
0:47:13 > 0:47:15LAUGHTER
0:47:15 > 0:47:17You have to let me find him!
0:47:19 > 0:47:20Idiots!
0:47:24 > 0:47:26Where is...? Oh, there he is.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28LAUGHTER
0:47:31 > 0:47:32Medicine...
0:47:33 > 0:47:35..poison.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37Ha, ha, ha!
0:47:37 > 0:47:40- AUDIENCE:- Boo!
0:47:42 > 0:47:44LAUGHTER
0:47:49 > 0:47:51- MAN IN AUDIENCE:- Hurry up!
0:47:51 > 0:47:52LAUGHTER
0:47:59 > 0:48:01Ah...
0:48:08 > 0:48:10- MAN IN AUDIENCE:- You need a hand!
0:48:12 > 0:48:14No, I do not need a hand!
0:48:14 > 0:48:16- AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Oh, yes, you...
0:48:16 > 0:48:17No, I don't!
0:48:17 > 0:48:20LAUGHTER
0:48:22 > 0:48:25Shut up! What is wrong with you people?!
0:48:26 > 0:48:28This is a serious play!
0:48:28 > 0:48:31- AUDIENCE:- Oh, no, it isn't! - Yes, it is!
0:48:31 > 0:48:32You're ruining it!
0:48:34 > 0:48:36- AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Oh, no, we aren't! - Yes, you are!
0:48:36 > 0:48:38LAUGHTER
0:48:41 > 0:48:43Let me do it!
0:48:46 > 0:48:50- AUDIENCE:- Wooooh...
0:48:52 > 0:48:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:49:08 > 0:49:10Argh!
0:49:10 > 0:49:12Yar!
0:49:12 > 0:49:15- AUDIENCE:- Booooo!
0:49:15 > 0:49:17Shut up!
0:49:23 > 0:49:25God...!
0:49:26 > 0:49:29LAUGHTER
0:49:32 > 0:49:34CHEERING
0:49:34 > 0:49:37Oh, Wendy? Ah, Tink! Tinkerbell...?
0:49:39 > 0:49:41What's the matter?
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Wendy and the boys captured by pirates?!
0:49:43 > 0:49:44I'll rescue her. Where's my dagger?
0:49:46 > 0:49:47Oh!
0:49:50 > 0:49:52That? That's just my medicine.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Poisoned? Who could have poisoned it?
0:49:55 > 0:49:58I promised I would drink it and I will!
0:49:58 > 0:49:59- AUDIENCE:- No!
0:49:59 > 0:50:02No, Tink! That's my medicine, not yours!
0:50:02 > 0:50:04- It's for Peter Pan, not Tinkerbell. - ELECTRICAL BUZZING
0:50:04 > 0:50:06LOUD BANG
0:50:06 > 0:50:08GENERATOR POWERS DOWN
0:50:08 > 0:50:10Annie?
0:50:11 > 0:50:14GENERATOR POWERS BACK UP
0:50:14 > 0:50:18LAUGHTER
0:50:18 > 0:50:19Tink?
0:50:22 > 0:50:23Tinkerbell?
0:50:25 > 0:50:26- SERIOUS VOICE:- Tinkerbell?
0:50:26 > 0:50:28LAUGHTER
0:50:28 > 0:50:29Tinky...
0:50:29 > 0:50:31Tink, are you all right?
0:50:31 > 0:50:32Tinkerbell...? Tinkerb...
0:50:32 > 0:50:34Annie? Annie?
0:50:34 > 0:50:35Chris? Chris? Chris?
0:50:35 > 0:50:36Chris!
0:50:36 > 0:50:39On her back. Put her on her back.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Watch her wings, watch her wings.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43- Watch her wings...- She spilt this.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45For God's sake...
0:50:48 > 0:50:50- Electrocuted?!- Shhh!
0:50:52 > 0:50:53Shoo...Shoo...
0:50:53 > 0:50:55Who's the first-aider?
0:50:55 > 0:50:57Who's the first-aider?
0:50:58 > 0:50:59LAUGHTER
0:50:59 > 0:51:01She's the first-aider.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03LAUGHTER
0:51:05 > 0:51:07David! David!
0:51:07 > 0:51:09- What?- Call an ambulance...
0:51:09 > 0:51:11and move your car.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:51:23 > 0:51:25- David, do something to cover. - What?
0:51:25 > 0:51:27You're the professional. Cover!
0:51:28 > 0:51:31LAUGHTER
0:51:33 > 0:51:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:51:51 > 0:51:53AS POIROT: Mesdames et messieurs...
0:51:53 > 0:51:56CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
0:51:56 > 0:51:59..it is not very usual
0:51:59 > 0:52:02for Poirot to be so near to the catastrophe.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04LAUGHTER
0:52:06 > 0:52:07Thank you, David. Get off.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09LAUGHTER
0:52:12 > 0:52:16We have to b...believe in fairies!
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Not now, Lucy. This is serious!
0:52:22 > 0:52:24I...
0:52:24 > 0:52:26b...b...believe in fairies!
0:52:26 > 0:52:27Grow up, Lucy!
0:52:27 > 0:52:29- AUDIENCE JOINS IN - I...
0:52:29 > 0:52:31b...b...believe in fairies!
0:52:31 > 0:52:33What are you doing? Please?
0:52:33 > 0:52:36I...b...b...believe in fairies!
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Settle down, plea...
0:52:38 > 0:52:40- AUDIENCE:- I believe in fairies!
0:52:40 > 0:52:44ALL: I believe in fairies! I believe in fairies!
0:52:44 > 0:52:48I believe in fairies! I believe in fairies!
0:52:48 > 0:52:50CHEERING
0:52:53 > 0:52:55Positions!
0:52:57 > 0:52:59Yes! Yes, yes! Thank you!
0:52:59 > 0:53:02Thank you! You...
0:53:02 > 0:53:04You saved Tinkerbell!
0:53:04 > 0:53:07LAUGHTER
0:53:07 > 0:53:09And now to rescue Wendy.
0:53:09 > 0:53:11Come on, Tink, to the pirate ship!
0:53:11 > 0:53:13It's Hook or me this time!
0:53:15 > 0:53:18# Yo, ho! Yo, ho!
0:53:18 > 0:53:20# Yo, ho, the pirate life
0:53:20 > 0:53:23# The flag of skull and bones
0:53:23 > 0:53:27# A merry hour, a hempen rope and a hey for Davey Jones! #
0:53:27 > 0:53:29Ha, ha, ha, haaar!
0:53:29 > 0:53:31What's going on?
0:53:31 > 0:53:34- # A ho, hey, ho, a pirating we go... - Keep going. Keep going!
0:53:34 > 0:53:37- # And if we're parted by a shot - Stop the revolve.
0:53:37 > 0:53:38- # We're sure to meet below... # - Stop the revolve!
0:53:38 > 0:53:44SINGING CONTINUES
0:53:49 > 0:53:52You look great, you look great. You look beautiful, you look beautiful!
0:53:52 > 0:53:55# A-sailing on the seven seas, what better life is there?
0:53:55 > 0:53:57- AUDIENCE:- Wooooo!
0:53:57 > 0:54:01# And any honest Jack or John had better best beware!
0:54:01 > 0:54:03# Had better best beware!
0:54:03 > 0:54:07# Yo, ho, the pirate life, the flag of skull and bones
0:54:07 > 0:54:11# A merry hour, a hempen rope and a hey for Davy Jones!
0:54:11 > 0:54:15- Come on!- For God's sake, I'm doing something!
0:54:15 > 0:54:17LAUGHTER
0:54:22 > 0:54:25THEY ARGUE, SINGING CONTINUES
0:54:25 > 0:54:28Stop taping it down! It's not going to make a difference!
0:54:28 > 0:54:30What are you doing?
0:54:30 > 0:54:33Trevor, use the anchor! My God...
0:54:33 > 0:54:36Give it back to me. Give me back the tape.
0:54:36 > 0:54:39Sandra, no, no, no, no! You don't understand. No, don't...
0:54:40 > 0:54:44I don't know what happened. Look, just let me explain.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47- All your fault!- Sandra, she came on to me! She came on to me!
0:54:47 > 0:54:50- Sandra! Sandra! - You're the one with the girlfriend!
0:54:50 > 0:54:57# And a hey for Davy Jones! #
0:54:58 > 0:55:00- ALL:- Yeah!
0:55:00 > 0:55:04APPLAUSE
0:55:04 > 0:55:06How still the night is.
0:55:06 > 0:55:08LAUGHTER
0:55:08 > 0:55:10Nothing sounds alive.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12CAR HORN
0:55:12 > 0:55:14A cab!
0:55:14 > 0:55:17Why is there a cab in this scene?!
0:55:17 > 0:55:20LAUGHTER
0:55:20 > 0:55:23Revenge will soon be mine.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25Save us, Peter!
0:55:25 > 0:55:27Quiet, you dogs, or I'll cast anchor in you!
0:55:27 > 0:55:32Now, will you join my crew
0:55:32 > 0:55:36or die in the light of the full moon?
0:55:36 > 0:55:37Arh!
0:55:37 > 0:55:38MOON THUMPS
0:55:38 > 0:55:41LAUGHTER
0:55:41 > 0:55:43We shall none of us ever be pirates.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45Is that so, my dear?
0:55:45 > 0:55:47It'll be the plank for you, then.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Hey, Smee...
0:55:51 > 0:55:52BEEPING
0:55:52 > 0:55:55Dennis, you're wearing the wrong costume.
0:55:55 > 0:55:56LAUGHTER
0:55:56 > 0:55:59Get the plank ready, Mr Cecco!
0:56:01 > 0:56:05- Bring the first prisoner to the plank, Mr Starkey.- Aye, Cap'n.
0:56:05 > 0:56:07Oh, be brave, Tootles!
0:56:07 > 0:56:09Yar...
0:56:09 > 0:56:11LAUGHTER
0:56:11 > 0:56:13Tootles, Cap'n?
0:56:16 > 0:56:17Tootles.
0:56:17 > 0:56:19Har!
0:56:23 > 0:56:26There's none can save him now.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28There's one!
0:56:28 > 0:56:31'Tis I! Peter Pan the avenger!
0:56:31 > 0:56:33I'll save you, Tootles!
0:56:33 > 0:56:34Argh!
0:56:37 > 0:56:38Pan!
0:56:39 > 0:56:41Peter!
0:56:42 > 0:56:44- Snap. Snap. Snap... - Hook, the crocodile is here!
0:56:44 > 0:56:46He knows your end is near.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49CHEERING
0:56:49 > 0:56:51Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap!
0:56:51 > 0:56:54Surround them! This one's mine!
0:56:54 > 0:56:57- Dark and sinister man, have at thee! - Hyah!
0:56:58 > 0:57:00Not again!
0:57:00 > 0:57:03Get back here, Pan!
0:57:03 > 0:57:06- Where are you going? Stay and fight! - Argh! Whoa!
0:57:10 > 0:57:12Oh, my God!
0:57:12 > 0:57:14- Fire!- Stop panicking!
0:57:17 > 0:57:18Snap, snap, snap!
0:57:18 > 0:57:20Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap!
0:57:20 > 0:57:23Good God, no, no, no, no!
0:57:23 > 0:57:25Argh!
0:57:27 > 0:57:29- What are you doing? This is my job. - This is mine!- My job!
0:57:29 > 0:57:30Argh!
0:57:30 > 0:57:32Happy Christmas, mate!
0:57:32 > 0:57:34Careful, careful, careful!
0:57:34 > 0:57:36Argh...!
0:57:36 > 0:57:38Argh!
0:57:42 > 0:57:44- AUDIENCE:- Oooooh!
0:57:44 > 0:57:47Argh...!
0:57:49 > 0:57:52Eggheads, what is the term given to a person or group
0:57:52 > 0:57:58illegally distributing copyright material for personal profit?
0:57:58 > 0:57:59THEY CONFER
0:57:59 > 0:58:02- Pirates. - LOUD CRASHING
0:58:08 > 0:58:10BBC NEWS THEME TUNE
0:58:10 > 0:58:12The BBC has confirmed the cancellation
0:58:12 > 0:58:15of its Community Choice Project.
0:58:15 > 0:58:16LOUD CRASH
0:58:16 > 0:58:19THEY GIGGLE
0:58:19 > 0:58:21Look out! Look out!
0:58:21 > 0:58:24Argh...!
0:58:32 > 0:58:35LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:58:38 > 0:58:40You...
0:58:40 > 0:58:42You saved me!
0:58:42 > 0:58:44Peter...
0:58:44 > 0:58:45you saved all of us.
0:58:45 > 0:58:47You're a hero.
0:58:47 > 0:58:48But I'm not Peter.
0:58:49 > 0:58:51I'm the crocodile.
0:58:51 > 0:58:53CHEERING
0:58:53 > 0:58:55PO GIGGLES
0:58:58 > 0:59:00HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:59:02 > 0:59:03Urgh!
0:59:19 > 0:59:20- PO:- Woo!
0:59:20 > 0:59:23LAUGHTER
0:59:23 > 0:59:25PO GIGGLES
0:59:25 > 0:59:27LAUGHTER
0:59:28 > 0:59:30Oh, for God's sake...!
0:59:33 > 0:59:34Thus...
0:59:36 > 0:59:39..perished James Hook and his crew,
0:59:39 > 0:59:40devoured by the crocodile...
0:59:40 > 0:59:43Snap, snap, snap!
0:59:43 > 0:59:46Wendy, of course, had stood, taking no part in the fight,
0:59:46 > 0:59:50though now she watched her hero with glistening eyes
0:59:50 > 0:59:54and when he slept that night she held him tight.
0:59:55 > 0:59:58CHEERING
0:59:58 > 1:00:01And now, sadly,
1:00:01 > 1:00:03it is time to bring an end to our tale,
1:00:03 > 1:00:07for we must leave Neverland, Peter and Tinkerbell...
1:00:10 > 1:00:12CHEERING
1:00:12 > 1:00:16..and return to that home from which three of our characters
1:00:16 > 1:00:18had taken flight so long ago.
1:00:18 > 1:00:21Liza sat by the window
1:00:21 > 1:00:24and, on seeing the children, ran to fetch Mrs Darling.
1:00:29 > 1:00:31CHEERING
1:00:31 > 1:00:35Wendy, John and...
1:00:36 > 1:00:37..the crocodile...
1:00:37 > 1:00:39CHEERING
1:00:39 > 1:00:40..found the window open.
1:00:42 > 1:00:44Mr Darling came rushing in from the yard
1:00:44 > 1:00:47to celebrate the homecoming of his dear ones.
1:00:47 > 1:00:49LAUGHTER
1:00:49 > 1:00:52There could not have been a lovelier sight.
1:00:52 > 1:00:55But there was none there to see it,
1:00:55 > 1:00:59except for a strange boy, who was sitting at the window.
1:00:59 > 1:01:00Argh!
1:01:00 > 1:01:02LOUD CRASH
1:01:02 > 1:01:04The children, Mr and Mrs Darling...
1:01:05 > 1:01:07..and the crocodile...
1:01:07 > 1:01:09Snap!
1:01:09 > 1:01:11..stood together,
1:01:11 > 1:01:14united in their new-found bliss.
1:01:14 > 1:01:17And perhaps it was at this moment
1:01:17 > 1:01:20they all realised that
1:01:20 > 1:01:26to live would be an awfully big adventure.
1:01:29 > 1:01:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:01:38 > 1:01:40A bow together.
1:01:40 > 1:01:42Three, two, one...
1:01:45 > 1:01:48# With give and take, then we can make
1:01:48 > 1:01:52# Whatever we can conceive
1:01:52 > 1:01:55# With faith and trust and fairy dust
1:01:55 > 1:01:59# And the world of make-believe
1:01:59 > 1:02:06# And the world of make-believe! #
1:02:06 > 1:02:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:02:11 > 1:02:13PO GIGGLES