0:00:15 > 0:00:16APPLAUSE
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Hello, and welcome to And They're Off for Sport Relief,
0:00:20 > 0:00:22the show where five fearless, funny and frankly foolish
0:00:22 > 0:00:26celebrities go head to head in a series of wacky races.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28And in the studio are five contestants,
0:00:28 > 0:00:32all hoping to the choose the celeb who is first past the post.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Plus, we are here to raise lots of money for Sport Relief.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38And you at home can do your bit and donate.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Details of how to do so will be coming up later in the show.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44But now, it is time to meet the five players all hoping
0:00:44 > 0:00:47to be quick off the blocks tonight.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49First up, we have Pauline.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51She's a civil servant from London.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Next up, meet Carl.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56He's an IT trainer from County Durham.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Our third player tonight is Denise.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01She's a project coordinator from Aberdeen.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Fourth in, it's Lee.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06He's a company director from Leicester.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10And, finally, it's Kirsten, a clerical assistant from Glasgow.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12So, those are our contestants.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15It is time to meet the celebrities who'll be racing for them tonight.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30First up, it's model, TV presenter and Loose Woman Penny Lancaster.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Mrs Rod Stewart is 6' 1".
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Will this prove to be a tall order,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37or will she leg it over the finish line?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Holing up next, it's former England cricket captain Michael Vaughan.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42He led England to Ashes glory,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44but can he hit the opposition for six
0:01:44 > 0:01:47or will he end up on a sticky wicket?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Up next, it's the chart-topping pop star Una Healy.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52If she hits the right notes, she could do well.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54But does the Saturdays singer have a hope of winning
0:01:54 > 0:01:56in a month of Sundays?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Our next competitor is TV presenter Michelle Ackerley.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02She is a regular host of The One Show.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05But will she be our number one tonight,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07or will she just make a show of herself?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Finally, it's sports presenter Mike Bushell,
0:02:10 > 0:02:13a man more used to talking about sport than taking part.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14But if he does well today,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17it's everyone else who'll be behind the Mike.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18APPLAUSE
0:02:19 > 0:02:23I mean, that is a brilliant-looking group of celebrities.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26You almost feel guilty about what they're about to do.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28So, here's how the game works.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Our celebrities will be getting down and dirty in five rip-roaring races.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37In every race, each one of you will be represented by one of them.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41But you'll have to earn the right to pick a celeb.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45And if you pick the loser, I'm afraid you're out of the game.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Let's have a look at the first race,
0:02:46 > 0:02:48as demonstrated by our resident Olympian.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Our race demonstrator is Daryll Neita,
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Olympic sprinter and world relay silver medallist.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56And our first race is the mud run.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58It's a simple test of speed and power.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Our celebrities need to sprint 50m to the finish,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03but avoid getting stuck in the three mud pits.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05They'll need to be strong and focused to make it
0:03:05 > 0:03:06to the end of the course.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09If they get stuck in the mud, they'll need to haul themselves out
0:03:09 > 0:03:11and keep going till they reach the finish line.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Who are you behind in the mud run?
0:03:14 > 0:03:18So, the first race is a simple test of speed and power.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Who do you think will be covered in glory,
0:03:20 > 0:03:22and who will be just covered in mud?
0:03:22 > 0:03:23It's time to find out.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29You're about to see five pictures that are all clues to an answer.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32The first person to buzz in and give the correct answer
0:03:32 > 0:03:34gets the first choice of celebrity.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Here is your first question.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39These actors all starred in which TV drama?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Denise?- Call The Midwife?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Is the right answer. Well done.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Let's see the rest of our actors.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54We have Pam Ferris, Jenny Agutter, Helen George,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Jessica Raine and Miranda Hart.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Denise, you have first pick of our celebrities.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02They're all here on the board. They're taking on the mud run.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Who's going to do it for you?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I am going to go with my gut, with Michelle.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Michelle. Denise, she's yours.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Your next question coming right up.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13These sporting events happened in which year?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Yes, Carl?
0:04:21 > 0:04:242012?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Is exactly what we were looking for. Well done, Carl.
0:04:27 > 0:04:282012 it was.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Andy Murray won the US Open,
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Manchester City won the Premier League,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Bradley Wiggins won the Tour de France,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Jonnie Peacock won Paralympic gold and that, of course,
0:04:36 > 0:04:40is Mo Farah and Usain Bolt at London 2012.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Carl, you're off the mark.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44And you get the next pick of our celebrities.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Who's going to be? - I think I'm going to go for Una.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48You want to go for Una, why's that?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51She's married to Ben Foden, rugby player. So, yeah.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I think maybe it might have rubbed off on her a little bit.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Carl, Una is yours.- Thank you.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Three celebrities still to choose from.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Here's your next question.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02These are photos of which comedian?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Kirsten?- Eddie Izzard?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10She knows her stuff. Absolutely right. Well done.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Let's reveal a couple more pictures on the board.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Yes, that is indeed Eddie Izzard's tongue.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20So, Kirsten, you have the next pick of our celebrities.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I think I'll go with Michael.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26He's obviously quite competitive, being a cricketer,
0:05:26 > 0:05:27and he'll want to win and do well.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Michael Vaughan. Kirsten, he is all yours.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32OK, Pauline, Lee.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35The next person to get this question right will have that crucial
0:05:35 > 0:05:37last pick of our celebrities going into the mud run.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41And here we go. These are all famous names in which industry?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51- Pauline?- Fashion?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Is the right answer.- Yes!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yes. Good!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01We have Ralph Lauren, Stella McCartney, Tom Ford,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Donatella Versace and Vivienne Westwood.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07OK, Pauline. Two celebrities left to pick from.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Mike Bushell, Penny Lancaster. - I am going for Penny.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15I've got every confidence that her long legs will do the trick.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Leaping through those mud pits like a gazelle.- That's right!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Yep.- Penny Lancaster is yours.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Yes!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24She's happy, she's happy.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Lee, not so happy?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28I double bluffed them, because I think Mike's got this all day long.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Yeah, right!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Looks like Lee has got his tactics.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Mike is yours.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39So, Pauline has Penny, Carl has Una, Denise, you've got Michelle.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Lee has got Mike and Kirsten has Michael Vaughan.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47Remember, if your celeb comes last, you will be leaving us tonight.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Get ready to support your runners.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Let's go over to our commentator Dave Lamb, and the mud run.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Here it is, then, the mighty mud run.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Ackerley, on the offensive.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Bushell, on the edge.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Lancaster, on the warpath.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Vaughan on the run already, apparently.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15And Healy, on a wing and a prayer.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- HOOTER - And they're off!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19And they've all started well.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21It looks like Vaughan and Bushell out in front.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Well, that's a huge two-footed jump there from Michael Vaughan.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26He nearly cleared the pit.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Una, it has to be said, in blue, is struggling a little bit.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31But look at Michael go!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34He's almost cleared the second one, there.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Mike and Michelle, very much on his heels.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39It's Penny and Una at the moment bringing up the rear.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41And Penny's down!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44It's Penny who's down, and Una's not last any more.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47She's second last, which is only slightly less last, but, still.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51And Michael Vaughan, no-one's going to catch him here, surely?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53He's totally owning these mud pits.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58Mike, in purple, Michelle in yellow, hardly anything between them there.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02As Michael inevitably crosses the finish line in first place.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05It's Michelle who takes second and Mike third.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07But here's the real titanic struggle.
0:08:07 > 0:08:12It's Una, from the Saturdays, versus Penny Lancaster, oh my days.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Una, in blue, has the advantage.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17But Penny has put in a mighty leap there.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20She's really getting stuck in.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Oh, no.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Wait, she's literally, actually got stuck in.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Una takes fourth place.
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Well, come on, Penny, you can get to the end here.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34She's plucky, and she's up.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36She looks an absolute state, mind.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38But Penny Lancaster's a real trooper.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40And she's going to finish fifth here.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42She's going to finish backwards.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45What's this, though? Mike's going back for more.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47No, he's actually gone back for his shoe.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Well, that's sensible.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50APPLAUSE
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Kirsten, eh? Michael Vaughan, out there like a shot.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- That was incredible running. - I was so impressed, I'm so happy.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Well done, Michael.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Lee, tell us about...
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- ..Mike Bushell. - It's all about Magic Mike.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Did you see him slow down and look for the others?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10He was playing at cool, like I was, in the actual question round.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- He's done good. - And Pauline, you had the chance...
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I know, and I didn't go for Mike, I know.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Silly mistake. - I am devastated, though, Pauline,
0:09:18 > 0:09:20because I thought we were going to have a great time tonight.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Hasn't she been fantastic?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Even in such a short space of time. APPLAUSE
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Thank you for playing, Pauline.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28And, of course, we have to say goodbye
0:09:28 > 0:09:30for the moment to Penny Lancaster.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I think I went up to my chin.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36I think I nearly completely did a mud mask.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38But it was, yeah, it was just trying to get out.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It doesn't matter how fast you are.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42It's just the challenge of moving in mud.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44And my body is just not designed for that.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46APPLAUSE
0:09:48 > 0:09:49We have lost Penny.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52But four amazing celebs still remain.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Let's have a look at their next race.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Race two is the donuts.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Our celebrities need to make their way
0:10:00 > 0:10:02over eight inflatable donuts to the finish line.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05They're going to need good balance and agility just to make it across
0:10:05 > 0:10:09because if they hit the water, they're back to the start.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10They can use any technique they want.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Some might run,
0:10:12 > 0:10:13but some might crawl.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Maybe slow and steady will win the race?
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Who are you behind in the donuts?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21So who do you think will make a splash,
0:10:21 > 0:10:23and who is just going to splash out?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Here's your first question.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28These have all played which character?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33- Kirsten?- Sherlock?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Sherlock Holmes is exactly what we were looking for.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Well done. Jonny Lee Miller, Ian McKellen,
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Robert Downey Jr and Benedict Cumberbatch.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Kirsten, of course you should be smiling
0:10:43 > 0:10:46because you get first pick of our celebrities.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I'm thinking, although Michael done really well in the last race
0:10:49 > 0:10:52for me, I think I'm going to go for Michelle.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Kirsten, Michelle is yours.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Fingers back on your buzzers, here's your next question.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01These musicians come from which country?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Carl, just in there.- Ireland.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Is the right answer. Well done.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12The Corrs, B*Witched, Boyzone and U2.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Well done.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17So, you've got the next pick of our three remaining celebrities.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I thought Michael was looking really lean.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I know he flew through it.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Yeah, I'll go with Michael. I'll go with Michael.- Carl, he's yours.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Right, Denise and Lee.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Here we go.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31These are all photos of which celebrity?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Denise.- Alan Carr.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Is the right answer.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Well done, Denise.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41A few more faces of Alan Carr.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45So, is it going to be Mike or is it going to be Una?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- I think I'm going to go with Mike. - Yeah?- Yeah.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- OK, let's go for Mike Bushell, Denise.- Yeah.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Lee, two rounds out of two.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55You are left lumbered with the last remaining celebrity.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I think Una's centre of gravity will be nice and low,
0:11:58 > 0:12:00she'll take her time. I think she's going to win it.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Lee and Una, you're hooking up.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05It's time to find out who's got it right
0:12:05 > 0:12:07and who's taking the taxi home.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Here we go.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Here are those tasty donuts.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Michael, just time for a warm up.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Una having a limber up.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Mike looks like he's already given up.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Michelle all set for a punch-up.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- HOOTER - And they're off!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27And they've all gone for an attacking run.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Michelle's off, Mike's off, Una's off.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30And there goes Michael too.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32That's absolute carnage.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Let's see that again. Michael going for a splash.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38It's called the donut because you do-nut want to do it like this!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40They're all going to have to go back to the start, here.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42There they are, making their sorry way back.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Take two. Michelle, in yellow, staying on this time.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Michael's not. Michael isn't.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49And nor is Mike in purple.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Well, Michelle's up. She doesn't look steady here.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Oh, dear!
0:12:54 > 0:12:55What's Una, in blue, got?
0:12:55 > 0:12:56One, two...
0:12:56 > 0:12:58No!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Michael looking absolutely filthy here.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Let's not dwell on that. He's still on.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04He's still on, here.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Michael Vaughan, ex-England captain. And so's Mike.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09He's on his belly, going absolutely nowhere.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Another fall there for Michelle.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Mike's still on his belly and he's still going nowhere.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17It's taking all of his efforts just to stay on, really.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19And the same can be said of Michael Vaughan.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21He's managing to avoid going in the water.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23He's also managing to avoid going quickly,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25but you can't have everything.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27And here's Una, in blue.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29She takes a run and she's still on.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31That's exceptional running from Una.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34She's still on. So's Michelle.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I've not seen anyone cling that tight to a donut, well,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39since the last time someone tried to steal my donut.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I really love donuts!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Anyway, it's Mike who's out in front.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Michael second, Michelle third.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Una fourth. Mike's up!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50He's out! And it is the icing on the donut for Mike, who wins it.
0:13:50 > 0:13:55Followed reasonably closely by an exhausted Michael Vaughan.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58So it's Michelle versus Una at the business end.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Look at them go. Look at them go!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Or not, as the case may be.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Come on, it's time for these two to slug it out.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Which is ironic, really, because they are working their way
0:14:07 > 0:14:10across the course with the speed of two actual slugs.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Has Michelle got this, though?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Una there, really needs her opponent to fall here.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20She needs Michelle to have a mishap.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24But Michelle is hauling herself off these donuts.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Yes, she's leaving Una for dust now!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29And she staggers across the line.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32A very worthy third place.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35And all Una can do is watch the others celebrate
0:14:35 > 0:14:38and wish she'd never got involved.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39APPLAUSE
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Denise...
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Who would have thought Mike Bushell at the top of the tree?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Wow! I am so proud of Mike right now.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Very well done indeed.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Well, Kirsten, you had first pick.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Did Michelle leave you with your heart in your mouth?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Definitely. It just shows that, even though I came first
0:14:58 > 0:15:02and had first choice, it really comes down to how you perform.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05It really does. Lee, you said Una was going to win.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08If I'd have got it right, I'd have stayed loyal to Mike,
0:15:08 > 0:15:10because he didn't let me down in the first race.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Denise knew that. So she took Mike.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Hey.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Let's hear it for Lee.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17APPLAUSE
0:15:22 > 0:15:25We've also got to say goodbye to Una Healy.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26I felt like a sloth towards the end, like.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28I was just coming... And I knew I was last.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32The sloth just really came out of me. I was like, ugh...
0:15:32 > 0:15:35That's it. When this becomes an Olympic sport,
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- that's the way to win it. On your belly.- That's right!
0:15:38 > 0:15:39APPLAUSE
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Now, all of our celebrities have given up their time
0:15:43 > 0:15:46to try and raise as much money as possible for Sport Relief.
0:15:46 > 0:15:5050% of the money raised goes to projects right here in the UK.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53And this next film looks at homelessness.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Bereavement.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Bad choices.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Family issues.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Grief.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07We don't know what life may throw at us
0:16:07 > 0:16:11that could cause us to end up homeless.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Bill found himself sleeping rough on this traffic island in Birmingham.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I hadn't got anything, apart from my coat.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I'd come across some cardboard and lay on that.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I would get right up the corner,
0:16:23 > 0:16:27because the bitter cold that you get in the winter,
0:16:27 > 0:16:30you were so numb, so frozen.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32So I thought, "Yeah, this is going to be it.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33"They'll find me dead here."
0:16:36 > 0:16:40I lived in a three-bedroom house, had me mum and me dad,
0:16:40 > 0:16:41and I worked at the Royal Hospital.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Perfectly normal life.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Me and my mum were really close.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49And when she died, it just...
0:16:49 > 0:16:51..destroyed me, really.
0:16:51 > 0:16:56Me dad was so distraught, he'd take his aggression out towards me.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59It got to a stage where I couldn't live with him any more.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02So I just packed up few things and I left.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Then I lost my job.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08And I ended up on the streets, with nothing.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15There are more than 300,000 people who are homeless in Britain tonight.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20But, thankfully, money raised through Sport Relief
0:17:20 > 0:17:22goes to a project in the centre of Birmingham where people
0:17:22 > 0:17:26who are homeless or disadvantaged can come in from the cold,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29see some friendly faces, have a hot meal...
0:17:30 > 0:17:31..and sing.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33THEY SING: Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Most of the people here are used to being kind of ignored
0:17:40 > 0:17:42and shoved to one side through life.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Suddenly, they're in a performance situation on stage
0:17:44 > 0:17:48and it's a kind of total reversal of what they may have experienced
0:17:48 > 0:17:49in their previous lives.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Coming here, getting to know new people,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55just boosts my confidence, my self-esteem.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I just feel like I can be myself here,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00in a way that I can't perhaps anywhere else.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02It's like a form of medicine, if you like.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I'm a different person.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I'm happier than I've ever been.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13You can support the vital work of projects just like this one
0:18:13 > 0:18:15all over the UK.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Thank you.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29The money raised through Sport Relief could help improve the lives
0:18:29 > 0:18:32of people like Bill, who really need your support.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35So please, pick up your phone and just send a text.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37It could change someone's life.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49It is that simple. Texts will cost your donation,
0:18:49 > 0:18:51plus your standard network message charge,
0:18:51 > 0:18:55and 100% of your donation will go to Sport Relief.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59You must be 16 or over and please ask the bill payer's permission.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03For full terms and more information, go to bbc.co.uk/sportrelief.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Anything you can spare really will make a big difference.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Right, guys. We're are the halfway point
0:19:09 > 0:19:13and still in the game are Carl, Denise and Kirsten,
0:19:13 > 0:19:15all hoping to be tonight's champion.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18And their fate lies in the hands of Michelle Ackerley,
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Michael Vaughan and Mike Bushell.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Time to find out what the next race is.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Now, we have tested their bodies,
0:19:25 > 0:19:27now we're going to test their brains.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Race three is the elevator.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Our celebrities are faced with identical Perspex tubes.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Cut into each is a pattern of differently sized hand holes.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39All they need to do is choose the right path
0:19:39 > 0:19:42to carefully manoeuvre the ball up and out of the tube.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46This race takes logic, dexterity and ball control.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Who are you behind in the elevator?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Definitely more difficult than it looks, this one.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Here is your first question.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57These films are based on the works of which writer?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Carl, first in.- Shakespeare?
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Is the right answer, Carl.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07There they are. All three of them,
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Macbeth, Hamlet and Romeo and Juliet.
0:20:09 > 0:20:15So, Carl, you, sir, have first pick of our three remaining celebrities.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16I think I'm going to go Michelle.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I think she may be a bit more of a thinker.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Yeah, I'll go Michelle.- OK.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Michelle, Carl, is all yours.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Denise and Kirsten,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26get this question right and you'll have
0:20:26 > 0:20:28the last pick of our celebrities. Here we go.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30These are all pictures of which TV presenter?
0:20:38 > 0:20:39David Attenborough.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Is the right answer, Denise. Well done.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48Denise, is it going to be Michael or is it going to be Mike?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50I've used Michelle and Mike, so I'm going to go Michael this time.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55Denise, you have Michael Vaughan, which means, Kirsten,
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- you're left with the last remaining celebrity.- That's fine.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02He's proved us wrong before, so let's hope he does it again.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Mike Bushell is yours. It's time to find out
0:21:04 > 0:21:08who's rising to the top and who's sinking like a stone.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Here go.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Race three, the elevator.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Mike, channelling steps for the win.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Michelle, a great big grin.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Michael, chinny chin-chin.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- HOOTER - And they're off.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Now, who'll get the ball out of the elevator first?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Michael, in orange, is making a very strong start here.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32He's trying to find the right holes.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36A little bit of a fumble there, but he has kept hold of the ball,
0:21:36 > 0:21:38which is kind of what you want from a cricketer.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Michelle's just behind here, in yellow.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44She's teasing that ball up the elevator.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Look at her tease it.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49But poor old Mike's been brought to his knees by the whole thing.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51He just can't seem to find the right holes here.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56And chucking it's not going to help, either, fella.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Mike's back at the bottom.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Michael, meanwhile, is nearly out.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Well, this is impressive stuff.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05He's chest high, he just needs to lift it over now.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Can he do that?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Can he get that ball out of that tube?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Yes, he can, of course he can.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Michael Vaughan, legendary batsman, first in the elevator.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16But, as always,
0:22:16 > 0:22:19it's the battle for the minor places we're interested in.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Is Michelle going to take second here?
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Or is Mike going to perform some sort of ball-based miracle?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26It's not looking likely, really.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Michelle is very close to winning.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30You can't just chuck it, Mike.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31You can't just chuck it.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33That's never going to work.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Michelle's got this.
0:22:35 > 0:22:40Michelle survives and takes second place very nicely indeed.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Mike, I'm afraid, a valiant, if random attempt.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45But he finishes last.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49And he's not happy. He's not happy at all.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Denise, a bit of pot luck helps every now and then.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Oh, wow, I'm so excited.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Carl, you had the first pick, but it got a bit sweaty there.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yeah, definitely did. Just that little bit of...
0:22:59 > 0:23:02She could have done with a little bit more height there at the end.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03- But she smashed it.- Kirsten.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06What happened with Mike?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I'm just glad he never broke his arm.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10LAUGHTER
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Kirsten, you've been a brilliant player, but we're going
0:23:13 > 0:23:15to have to say goodbye. Let's hear it for Kirsten.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19We are also saying goodbye, I think, to Mike Bushell.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Even looking at it now, I still can't work out how you did it.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26I'm going to be scratching my head.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27I think I'll stick to the running.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Get one in your garden. Bit of practice.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Call us next year, once you've figured it out.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33APPLAUSE
0:23:33 > 0:23:38So, Carl and Denise, you have done so well to get this far.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42But there is only room for one of you in tonight's final.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Let's take a look at the race that'll decide your fate.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50In race four, our celebrities will tackle the death slide.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52They'll scramble 20m up a climbing wall.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54It's a test of courage and steady nerves
0:23:54 > 0:23:56as they drop down the slide
0:23:56 > 0:23:59and plunge into the freezing waters below.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Then, it's a short swim to the mats
0:24:00 > 0:24:04before they haul themselves out and sprint to the finish line.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Who are you behind in the death slide?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11This race is a real test of courage
0:24:11 > 0:24:15and choosing first in this round could make all the difference.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18So we've made it that little bit harder for you.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22In this head to head, you'll need to answer two questions correctly, OK?
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Here is your first question.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29These celebrities are both famously associated with which town?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Carl's in first?- Bolton?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- Is the right answer.- Yay!
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Well done, Carl. Amir Khan and Peter Kay.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43And that means, Carl, that you are one up.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- But, Denise, you're not out of the game.- No.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47OK, one more question and you could make it level pegging.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Here's your question.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51These fictional characters share which surname?
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Erm, oh...
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Carl?- Darcy?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02It is, it is! Ugh!
0:25:02 > 0:25:03She knows. LAUGHTER
0:25:03 > 0:25:06It absolutely is the right answer, Carl.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Well done, well done.
0:25:08 > 0:25:14Mark Darcy in Bridget Jones' Diary and Mr Darcy in Pride And Prejudice.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16So, that is 2-0.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21It means that you, my friend, have first pick of our celebrities.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- I'm going to go with Michael. - Yeah?- Yep.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Carl, you have Michael Vaughan.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Denise, you don't look happy?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Honestly, I wouldn't have known how to choose between them.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Denise, Michelle is yours.- Yep.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37So, it all comes down to this next race.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Here we go.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Race four is the death slide.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Michael, he'll take you down.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Michelle, she'll take you to the gun show.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51But who'll take their moment?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53A One Show presenter or a sporting legend?
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- HOOTER - And they're off!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Michelle needs to make a very strong start here,
0:25:58 > 0:26:00but forget being a batsman,
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Michael's up the wall like Batman
0:26:02 > 0:26:06and he could be ROBIN Michelle of her chances here.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08He's going to be first down the death slide.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09And off he goes, look at that,
0:26:09 > 0:26:12almost perfect posture down the slide.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Here comes the flight.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17And that's a pretty graceful fall for a big guy.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Let's see that splash again.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Well, look at him, he goes up...
0:26:22 > 0:26:24..and then wallop.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27You'd pay good money to see that kind of thing at the aquarium.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Can Michelle do as well here?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30The slide is textbook.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Oh, no! Oh, no, the scream says it all.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Oh, dear me, let's see that take off again.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39It's textbook up to here,
0:26:39 > 0:26:43but then, well, is it a bird, is it a plane?
0:26:43 > 0:26:46No, it's a One Show presenter wondering why she agreed to do this.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Michael, in orange, meanwhile, is already on the mat.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52He's got to get himself up
0:26:52 > 0:26:55because Michelle, in yellow, is right behind him
0:26:55 > 0:26:58like some sort of menacing fish in a helmet.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01But she's tiring, probably weighed down by the gallon of water
0:27:01 > 0:27:03she's just swallowed. Michael's on his feet,
0:27:03 > 0:27:07he's on his feet and now he's running to victory.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09What a display that has been.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Michael takes it.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13But Michelle won't quit here.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Even though she's already officially been beaten,
0:27:16 > 0:27:17she will not quit.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19She's giving it everything.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21She's thrown the lot at this.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25Oh, and she gets her reward.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27There's a cheeky high five.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30It's offered, it's accepted, let's never speak of this again.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32APPLAUSE
0:27:35 > 0:27:39That's what we like to see, a hug out there and a hug in here as well.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41What can I say, eh? Cracking.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45- Spot on.- A perfect performance and, as a result, Carl, you sir,
0:27:45 > 0:27:47are through to the final round.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49APPLAUSE
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Denise, you have been fantastic.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- Thank you.- You have cheered all the way, Denise.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58- In the end, just run out of puff. - That's it.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00- Let's hear it for Denise.- Thanks!
0:28:00 > 0:28:01APPLAUSE
0:28:05 > 0:28:08And let's get one last word from our final two celebs,
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Michael and Michelle.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12I didn't think there was any chance, to be fair.
0:28:12 > 0:28:13I mean, look at the size of him.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15So, no, you did really well there.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Tell you what, I wouldn't want to do that slide again.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20- It felt like you were in the air for about five seconds.- That's it!
0:28:20 > 0:28:22You feel like you're flying when you come off it, don't you?
0:28:22 > 0:28:24I thought I was going to go over the finish.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27APPLAUSE
0:28:27 > 0:28:30Now, in a moment, all of our celebrities will be back
0:28:30 > 0:28:32to take part in the final race.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35And the reason they've been putting themselves through the mill tonight
0:28:35 > 0:28:37is to raise money for Sport Relief.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Cape Town in South Africa is one place
0:28:39 > 0:28:43where your generosity is making a huge difference.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Cape Town may boast some of the world's best waves
0:28:49 > 0:28:53but it also rates as one of the most dangerous cities in the world.
0:28:53 > 0:28:58This is Sifo, and like an estimated one in five young South Africans,
0:28:58 > 0:29:01he has experienced post-traumatic stress disorder.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14These surf therapy sessions being run on Cape Town's beaches
0:30:14 > 0:30:17are supported by Sport Relief.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20They're helping young people cope with trauma and emotional stress
0:30:20 > 0:30:22and improving their mental health.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36Sport has the power to change so many lives
0:30:36 > 0:30:39and it all starts tonight with you.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42Just £10 could provide two weeks of surfing and therapy
0:30:42 > 0:30:43for someone like Sifo.
0:30:52 > 0:30:53Thank you.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Vital projects like these really do become a lifeline
0:30:59 > 0:31:02for vulnerable people, all across the world.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05And it's your donations that make it happen.
0:31:05 > 0:31:10So please, if you can, send a text and help someone tonight.
0:31:10 > 0:31:14Now then. I'm here with Carl, who, ladies and gentlemen,
0:31:14 > 0:31:16has managed to beat four great contestants.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18He is our finalist tonight.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20Let's hear it for him. APPLAUSE
0:31:21 > 0:31:24Carl, we're here to raise lots of money for Sport Relief,
0:31:24 > 0:31:27of course we are, but we also want you to go home
0:31:27 > 0:31:29- with something as well. - That'd be nice.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Let's have a look and see what you're playing for tonight.
0:31:48 > 0:31:49APPLAUSE
0:31:49 > 0:31:51What about this?
0:31:51 > 0:31:53That looks amazing.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55- Yeah? - Oh, my God, I absolutely love golf.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Like...
0:31:57 > 0:32:00- That's ridiculous.- And, Carl, you haven't even heard of half of it.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02So, we have for you two tickets
0:32:02 > 0:32:05to the final day at the Open at Carnoustie.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08You're going to watch the winning putt from a grandstand
0:32:08 > 0:32:12on the 18th green and if that wasn't enough,
0:32:12 > 0:32:15you will get to meet some of the world's top golfers
0:32:15 > 0:32:18and even hold the Claret Jug yourself.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20That's amazing. That is amazing.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24We have to say thank you so much to the Open for this brilliant prize.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27- But you still have a bit of work to do, Carl, all right?- Yeah.
0:32:27 > 0:32:31In our final race, all five of our celebrities are back in play.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34All you have to do is choose the winner.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36I'm going to ask you four questions.
0:32:36 > 0:32:37For every question you get right,
0:32:37 > 0:32:39you'll get the chance to pick a celebrity.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42And remember, the more questions you answer correctly,
0:32:42 > 0:32:45- the more celebrities you can pick. Does that make sense?- Absolutely.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48OK. Come on, Carl, we can do this. Here's your first one.
0:32:50 > 0:32:55Which was the first James Bond song to win an Oscar?
0:32:56 > 0:32:57Was it...
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Yeah, I think I'll have to go with Goldfinger.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10- OK, we're going to go with Goldfinger?- Yeah.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13OK, let's confirm Goldfinger. Was that the right answer?
0:33:14 > 0:33:16No.
0:33:16 > 0:33:17It's not Goldfinger.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19The answer we were looking for was...
0:33:21 > 0:33:22Oh, right.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24OK, here's question number two.
0:33:26 > 0:33:31Which breed of dog has won the most Best In Show titles at Crufts?
0:33:31 > 0:33:32Is it...
0:33:38 > 0:33:39My favourite dog on that list,
0:33:39 > 0:33:41and I've just got to go with that, is the cocker spaniel.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44OK, we're going to go with your fave. English cocker spaniel.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Let's lock that one in.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48Is it right?
0:33:48 > 0:33:50- Yes!- Yes, it was!
0:33:51 > 0:33:53- Carl, we're off the mark.- Perfect.
0:33:53 > 0:33:54You have one question right,
0:33:54 > 0:33:58which means you have one celebrity in the showdown.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Two more chances, here's the next one.
0:34:01 > 0:34:06Who was the first-ever winner of The Great British Bake-Off?
0:34:06 > 0:34:07Was it...
0:34:11 > 0:34:12Erm...
0:34:14 > 0:34:17I want to go John, top one. John Whaite.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19OK, let's confirm John Whaite.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21Was it right?
0:34:22 > 0:34:23It's not John.
0:34:23 > 0:34:27It wasn't John Whaite, the right answer was...
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Don't say Edd. Ugh!
0:34:29 > 0:34:33So, we have one last chance for you to get a question right,
0:34:33 > 0:34:37to pick a celebrity and increase your chances.
0:34:37 > 0:34:38Here it is.
0:34:39 > 0:34:43Which of these Prime Ministers is the only one to win
0:34:43 > 0:34:48an overall majority at a general election?
0:34:48 > 0:34:49Is it...
0:34:54 > 0:34:58I think, for some reason, Tony Blair.
0:34:58 > 0:34:59Yeah, I'll go with Tony Blair.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01OK, let's confirm that.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04You said Tony Blair. Was it right?
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Yes, it was right, well done, Carl.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08OK!
0:35:08 > 0:35:11So, two questions answered correctly, very well done,
0:35:11 > 0:35:14which means that you have two celebrities to choose
0:35:14 > 0:35:17in the final showdown. Here are the five.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20- OK. I've got to go with Michael and Michelle.- OK.
0:35:20 > 0:35:25We only need one of them to cross the finish line first
0:35:25 > 0:35:28to get you that incredible prize.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31Going to the Open Championship golf.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33- That would be amazing. - Are you ready, buddy?- I am.- OK.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36- Let's see how they do.- Here we go.
0:35:37 > 0:35:41The final race, the showdown, and they're all back.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45Una, ready to rock.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47Michael, ready to roll.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Penny, ready to rumble.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Mike, ready and waiting.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57And Michelle, just about ready for bed.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00- HOOTER - And they're off!
0:36:00 > 0:36:01Here we go, then.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05Well, it's Penny, in green, who makes the strongest start.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09And she's first to hit the water, followed by Una, in blue.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11And that could cost them, unfortunately.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Michael, in orange, has held on very nicely,
0:36:13 > 0:36:15he's made it nearly all the way to the bank.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17And he's given himself a convincing lead here.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20But Mike and Michelle are not far behind.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Michael's out of the water.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24He's over the log.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Now he's got to get down that slide.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Well, off he goes,
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Michael Vaughan's not put a foot wrong in this race.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Oh! But as I say that, the net snags him and he's down.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37Penny, in green, powering through the water.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Here comes Mike, and purple, on Michael's tail.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Can Mike catch him here, actually?
0:36:41 > 0:36:45And there's Michelle, popping over the crest of the hill.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47She's sliding. Mike's ploughing through that water
0:36:47 > 0:36:49like it's got sharks in it. And it might actually
0:36:49 > 0:36:51have sharks in it, we haven't checked properly.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53Penny and Una bringing up the rear here,
0:36:53 > 0:36:57too absolute naturals, just not necessarily at this.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00Sliding down they go, and Michael is up!
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Michael's up and so is Mike.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Does Michael have anything left here?
0:37:04 > 0:37:07Well, the answer to that is, yes, he does.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10Michael is in first place.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13The England captain celebrates. Mike's in second,
0:37:13 > 0:37:15he's absolutely cock-a-hoop.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Michelle, is she going to get up there?
0:37:17 > 0:37:20Yes, she is, she's in third.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Here comes Una, well, she's lost a shoe.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24The Cinderella of the showdown.
0:37:24 > 0:37:25Oh, and Penny's gone.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28Well, we've all dropped a penny down the back of the couch
0:37:28 > 0:37:30but this Penny's dropped down the front of the ramp.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Oh, dear. Now, can she recover and get up there?
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Can Una make it up there?
0:37:37 > 0:37:40No! This is proving very difficult.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43Exhausted limbs, desperately trying to get up there.
0:37:43 > 0:37:47And Una gets a helping hand for fourth place.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50I think the judges might have to have a little cheeky look at that
0:37:50 > 0:37:52at the end of the run.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54And now it's Penny's turn to be dragged
0:37:54 > 0:37:58in a slightly undignified manner, it has to be said,
0:37:58 > 0:37:59across the finish line.
0:37:59 > 0:38:03But it doesn't matter who came last, Michael Vaughan came first.
0:38:03 > 0:38:04APPLAUSE
0:38:06 > 0:38:07What a way to finish the show!
0:38:07 > 0:38:11And, ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a winner.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13APPLAUSE
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Congratulations, Carl.
0:38:16 > 0:38:17Thank you very much.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20It was Michael Vaughan who got over the line first.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22He's going to Carnoustie to watch the golf, everyone!
0:38:22 > 0:38:25Let's hear it one more time for Carl, everyone!
0:38:25 > 0:38:26APPLAUSE
0:38:29 > 0:38:32And a huge thank you to all of our celebrities for giving up
0:38:32 > 0:38:36their time and sometimes their self-respect, all for charity.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39Sport Relief really needs your donations, so please remember
0:38:39 > 0:38:42to keep on texting. All the details are on your screen now,
0:38:42 > 0:38:47so dig deep, because every single donation really can change a life.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Well, that is it, the end of tonight's show.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51Join us next week, when five more contestants
0:38:51 > 0:38:55will be pinning their hopes on five brand-new celebrities.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57That is it for now. And we're off!
0:38:57 > 0:38:58APPLAUSE