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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This is the Newark Showground, and as you can see, it is a monster.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Let's hope that our teams are going to be able to tame it

0:00:08 > 0:00:11and make some profit.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13So, let's go bargain hunting.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41We've got a whopper of a show for you today.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43We've got the largest antiques fair in Europe,

0:00:43 > 0:00:46we've got the best experts in the business,

0:00:46 > 0:00:47and we are going to make

0:00:47 > 0:00:50the biggest profit you ever did see.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Aren't we?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Well, want to find out?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Keep watching.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Coming up, sexual politics gets in the way of the Reds and their expert.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05There's no logic! We're women!

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Ah, you see, women teachers have no logic. I'm doomed!

0:01:09 > 0:01:14And the Blue boys are abandoned by their female expert.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Do you know what, I'm not going to say anything...- But?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- ..or show you anything for the next 20 minutes.- But?

0:01:20 > 0:01:21No, no buts.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24But will they make up at the auction?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Keep watching.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28I'll take 120, 130, sir.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Come on, come on.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Well, that is phenomenal.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35For those of you with short memories,

0:01:35 > 0:01:36here's a quick reminder of the rules.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Each team gets £300 and an hour to shop for three items

0:01:39 > 0:01:44and the team wins that nets the most profit later over at the auction.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45So, let's go and meet today's teams.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Boom boom.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52Well, for the Reds today, we've got Alison and Alison, and Alison and Alison.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56And for the blues we've got father and son, Clive and Paul.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57- Hello.- Hello, Tim.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58How lovely to see you all.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02So, Alison and Alison, Alison H, how are we going to tell you two Alisons apart?

0:02:02 > 0:02:06When we worked together a long time ago, because I was quite a bit taller than Alison,

0:02:06 > 0:02:09unfortunately, I was Big Alison and she was Little Alison.

0:02:09 > 0:02:14- She's not happy about it. - I'm not happy about it, but I've learnt to live with it.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Yes, quite. And how did you two meet, Alison J?

0:02:17 > 0:02:21I applied for a temporary job at a school, a maternity leave,

0:02:21 > 0:02:23and she was my boss.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25And 30 years later, we're still friends.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30That's lovely, isn't it? And you're almost related now, is that right, so close is your friendship?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Yes, I hope you're concentrating cos it gets complicated.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36You are a teacher, so you'll have to tell us quite clearly.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39My son-in-law's elder brother bought my house,

0:02:39 > 0:02:43and we all used to go out together as part of a big family,

0:02:43 > 0:02:47including Alison, and eventually, Alison and Stu got together,

0:02:47 > 0:02:49and now Alison lives in my old house,

0:02:49 > 0:02:52and the person that she used to babysit, my daughter,

0:02:52 > 0:02:55is now sort of her sister-in-law.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Gosh, that really is clear as mud, isn't it?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- I thought it would be. - Thank you.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02So, what's your tactic today, you two girls?

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Something small?

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Something small, something we like, perhaps some silver.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09You going to spend a lot?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11- We're going to try.- Are you?- Yeah.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15That's the fighting spirit that I like. It's the common room coming to the fore.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Brilliant. Good luck with that, girls.- Thank you.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Now, likely lads, Clive and Paul.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Clive, let's start with you, what you do for a living?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Painter and decorator,

0:03:26 > 0:03:28but with my wisdom,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I like to class myself as a wall-covering technician.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- A wall-covering technician, I like that.- Yeah, good, isn't it?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Paul, are you a bit of a collector yourself?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Yeah, I collect - it's hard to admit this, being a man -

0:03:39 > 0:03:41but I do like my Disney figures.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Do you?- I've got a few of them. I collect Wade Disney figures.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48What sort of things will you two rogues be looking out for today?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51My practice would be buy cheap.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53And what do you think, Paul?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57I was looking for something retro, 1950s signage, something like that, a bit of fun.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00The downside is I think my dad thinks it's his money,

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- so I don't think we'll get rid of it.- Come on, you've got to share.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07And talking about money, this is the money moment. Here you go, your £300.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Nice.- Thank you.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12You know the rules, your experts await, and off you go,

0:04:12 > 0:04:14and very, very good luck.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18I've got quite a lot of decorating that needs doing myself.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Looking after those two teams today are...

0:04:21 > 0:04:24the irrepressible Mark Stacey.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30And the unflappable Catherine Southon.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Two Alisons, two teachers.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Double trouble.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Do you know, I was hoping you wouldn't say that,

0:04:39 > 0:04:43because I feel that I'm going to have a very long day today.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Have we got a plan of action?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Buy cheap and sell dear.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Any idea of what you'd like to be able to find today?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Um, well, like lots of other people, we like silver.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Yeah.- Small and silver or...

0:04:56 > 0:04:58And delicate.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Or perhaps something small, wooden.

0:05:01 > 0:05:06- Retro style?- Yeah, tin signs, shop signs, cycle signs.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Well, let's go and find something small, delicate, and valuable.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13You do know that these plans never materialise, don't you?

0:05:13 > 0:05:14- No.- Course.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Oh, Catherine, at least the boys have a plan.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Five pounds and under.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23No, no, you've got £300 to spend, so we've got quite a lot of money.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26That's right, spend big! Nothing cheap, please.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29It looks like a tea caddy, but it's not silver,

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- and it's not small, and it's not delicate.- It is wood.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35We're looking at a tortoiseshell card case here,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37but it needs a little bit of TLC, just like us.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38I know the feeling, yeah.

0:05:39 > 0:05:44- That's got somebody's initials. - That's an unusual shape.- What is it?

0:05:44 > 0:05:49- A scent bottle?- Oh, right. Is that hideous, or nice? I don't know!

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Would it have been one of a pair, originally, though?- Probably.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- I suspect so... - Small? Check. Silver? Check.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59It's quite nicely made...

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Nice? No. Let's move on.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Here you are, a banjo. Thing is, you wouldn't know if it works, would you?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- I suppose you don't know if you don't buy it.- Go on, then.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12# My old man... #

0:06:12 > 0:06:14It works! But can you play it?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16What are these, Dad?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- They always sell well, things like this.- It's too big a gamble.

0:06:19 > 0:06:24- What about this?- No.- Why not?- No. - No! No! Daddy says no.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Not for that much. £85. - The brass is worth more for scrap!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- That's a no! We'll leave that. - That's a no-no.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31No.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh, hang on, is this a good buy?

0:06:33 > 0:06:37With the Bakelite phones, it's difficult,

0:06:37 > 0:06:40because you've got to be... There's collectors of these,

0:06:40 > 0:06:44and certain colours are more collectable than others,

0:06:44 > 0:06:46like the red is more collectable than the black.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Different styles as well.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- And I think you've got to really know that market.- I didn't think so.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- I wouldn't buy it!- Now, have the Reds hung up on their expert?

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- I wouldn't try to force it open. - Mark? We need you!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I'm having a little mooch while they're not looking.

0:07:02 > 0:07:07- Can we pick your brains, please? - I've got something to show you.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Oh, is he busy?- He's busy. - He's busy.- Hello.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15What do you think about that stationery box? Victorian oak.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Victorian oak, £220. Let's have a look inside.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23It's quite nice inside, isn't it? Quite nicely decorated.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27- I think I prefer the candlestick. - OK. Fair enough.- Right. OK.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29But I have found a possible alternative for you.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33- We thought you'd found something you're interested in. - Shall I show you something?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Yes, please. I don't know what that is, it's quite nice.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Now, it has got its faults... - Like we all have!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Like we all have.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43- But it's a sugar shaker.- Yes.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46So you've got a fairly sort of plain glass,

0:07:46 > 0:07:50but it has got that little sort of flush cutting on it.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Nice clean lines. - So what sort of age is that, then?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56I think that would date to the sort of '30s.

0:07:56 > 0:08:01- So the gentleman said it was £35. - Right. Would you do it for 25?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04No. I could make it 30.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08I'd take a risk at 28. But if not, I wouldn't. 28?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Yes.- Are you happy with that? - Are you happy with 28? 28.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16- Yes, that's great. Thank you. - Thank you very much. There we are. That's our first purchase.- Yes!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Sweet!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20The Alisons score their first hit,

0:08:20 > 0:08:25but the Blues seem to have rather more expensive taste.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27This is £700, so it's going straight back!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31But it's a walking stick with a snake intertwined.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Isn't it beautiful? It's beautiful. - It's been stuck on there, though.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Put it back!- OK!

0:08:38 > 0:08:43What about a spirit level? Ever need a spirit level in your game?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Is it plumbed up, though? Is it all right? What's it got on that?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- What do you think it's worth? You're an engineer.- £3?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- 20 quid. - Well, that's what he's asking.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55It's actually useful, to be fair.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- I think we could get it for 10, though.- Oh, yeah. Definitely.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02How old do you think this is?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04'30s, 1930s, I should say.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Nice hardwood.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- I think it is a nice hardwood, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- I wonder if he'd give it to us for 10? Do you want it or not?- Try it.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17- It's one item.- You're not excited, are you?- I'm not excited at all.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18You won't get 50 quid for it!

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Getting a decorator enthusiastic about a spirit level is tricky!

0:09:22 > 0:09:26The Red team, though, have picked up the pace.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Come on, Alison. Keep up, dear.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Have you got a penknife? We'll sign something on the bottom!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34THEY LAUGH

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Give added value to it then! - We could!- Do you like it?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39You'll think I'm sad, because I do, yeah.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42We're thinking about an awful lot at the moment.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh, I nearly stepped on something valuable!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I really like those.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50I know they're penguins, but they remind me of a Guinness toucan.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I just think they're...

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Toucans, of course, can fly and are very colourful.- Yes!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59But apart from that, they are very close to penguins(!)

0:09:59 > 0:10:01He's got your measure, Ali!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Who's got the degree in ornithology round here?!

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- I think it's a similar shape. - Well, clearly not you, Ali!- Nor me!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Does membership of the RSPB count? - No, it doesn't!

0:10:11 > 0:10:12No, clearly not,

0:10:12 > 0:10:16because I'd hate to see what birds you recorded in your garden!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Apologies to any twitchers out there.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Meanwhile, the Blue team are having a conflab.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25I'm just going to scoot back and have a look at that spirit level,

0:10:25 > 0:10:27see if I can nail him down to a tenner.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Yes, we don't want it for 15. We want it for less than that, don't we?

0:10:31 > 0:10:35- Work your magic!- We can do it.- Good. Do you want to go and support him? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38I'll just sit down and put my feet up!

0:10:38 > 0:10:43While Catherine takes the weight off, can those Blue boys level the score?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- How did you get on? - We got the spirit level.- Yeah.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Yeah?- £12.- Big bucks.- £12? - Big money.- You sound ecstatic(!) - Over the moon.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Yeah, I can tell!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54You're really, really excited about your first purchase!

0:10:54 > 0:11:00Thank goodness, the Blues finally got excited about something, even if it is a spirit level.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02At £12, it has to be a bargain.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05An item each, and Mark's speaking his mind.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Let's carry on looking, but let's try and find something of quality, shall we?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Thank you.- Thank you.- No, I didn't mean it quite like that!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- You know what I meant! - That came out all wrong, didn't it?!

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- Oh dear, how to make friends and influence people(!)- Ooops!

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Mark, could we look at this rocking chair?

0:11:22 > 0:11:25So, tell me why you like it so much?

0:11:25 > 0:11:29I like the shape at the back and I like the way that comes out in the middle there,

0:11:29 > 0:11:33and I just think rocking chairs are quite a sort of gentle...

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- Can I have a sit in it? - Have a little sit on it, Alison.

0:11:37 > 0:11:42I mean, I'm not joking. Actually, it's comfy. It's little.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45I think there's something very comforting about rocking chairs.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49It's got a nice movement, everything seems to be, you know...

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Well, if it is a rocking chair, you need it to have a movement.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56- Otherwise it becomes just a chair. - Sarcasm, Mr Stacey?- Yes.

0:11:56 > 0:12:01- I don't feel that Mark approves, do you?- No.- Anyway, I don't care.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05- What did he say the price was? - I think he said 30 quid, I think.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09- Well, why don't you offer him 20? - No, he said 35.- Yes. - He said 30, I think.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11You don't want to take it home, do you?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- 20?- I tell you what, I'll meet you halfway, 25.

0:12:14 > 0:12:19- I think we'll go with that.- Yeah, OK.- Thank you. Yeah, that's great.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23- Thank you.- Are you happy with that? Silver and treen and little and delicate...

0:12:23 > 0:12:27- Well, I wouldn't call it treen! - No, but I could... Well, it's little.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31It's little, in terms of what?!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34In terms of a massive great big throne chair, it's little!

0:12:34 > 0:12:39- Yes.- But if you're collecting treen, you wouldn't come out and buy an Ercol chair, would you?

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Yeah, but...

0:12:40 > 0:12:44- So, the logic, madam... - There's no logic! We're women!

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Ah, you see, women teachers have no logic. I'm doomed, I'm doomed.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- I'm completely doomed.- You said if we like something, and I like that.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Well, someone has to, Alison! Now, I spy with my little eye...

0:12:55 > 0:12:57What do you think about this?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02I was attracted to it because of the handle.

0:13:02 > 0:13:08- Mmm, what is it? - Its shagreen, which is ray skin. - Right.- A magnifying glass.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11And it's got the maker's name stamped on the bottom.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Where's the man? Where is he?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Go and have a word with him, see what he can do on that.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Or shall I have a word?

0:13:19 > 0:13:20One of you needs to!

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- I'll do it. Where is he? - Is there anything else you like?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Nothing is jumping out at me, nothing at all, no.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Catherine's got these boys under control.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32They're just going to check how much the magnifying glass is, right?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- £50, bought. We've got a product! - One up.- Have you just bought it?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Yes. We've had it.- £50. - So we'll have to come back...

0:13:41 > 0:13:44There you are, turn your back for five minutes, Catherine!

0:13:44 > 0:13:47But the good news is, they've got two in the bag.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH

0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Let's see if we can find something of...?- Quality!

0:13:54 > 0:13:55- At the right...?- Price!

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Huh! Will our teachers memorise Mark's mantra, or not?

0:13:59 > 0:14:03- We've got some silver already. - Well, can't we have any more?

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Oh no, you can, you can have whatever you want.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08As we've seen with the rocking chair!

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Let it go, Mark, eh?

0:14:09 > 0:14:13I think that would sit in a room really nicely next to an Ercol rocking chair, don't you?!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15No, really, Mark, let it go, old fruit!

0:14:15 > 0:14:16We've got 20 minutes left.

0:14:16 > 0:14:21- Right, OK.- I don't want you to look at old tins, kitchen signs or royal memorabilia.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23You're getting cross with us now, aren't you?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25No, I'm getting firm with you. There's a difference.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Sounds grumpy, to me.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Looks like there's going to be a bit of a fight in the playground!

0:14:30 > 0:14:33But I'm not sure the Blues are getting on any better.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Let's get a bit of furniture, then. Nice bit of furniture?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Do you know what, I'm not going to say anything...

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- But?- ..or show you anything for the next 20 minutes.

0:14:43 > 0:14:48- But?- No, no buts. I'm keeping zipped. - All right. Let's have a look.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Come on, then, Paul, get your brains into organisation, young man.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52I'm trying!

0:14:52 > 0:14:58Looks like the boys need to go it alone to find themselves that final bargain.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oooooh!

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Here you are, then, Paul, have a look at that.- It's walnut.

0:15:05 > 0:15:10- Yeah. It's definitely not MDF! - Lovely, Bakelite handles.- I like it.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13But it's a little bit more specialised, ish.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17- And what price are we going to get for it, you know what I mean?- Mmm.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- I want to go for that. It's either that or the banjo.- Huge gamble.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22That's a big risk, boys. £280.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Yeah.- Yeah? - If we get the right price. - Let's have a word with the man.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- I'm not taking it on my head, though.- That's your problem!

0:15:28 > 0:15:30I'm washing my hands of you two!

0:15:31 > 0:15:35- What are we going to do on this one, then, the walnut Deco?- 185.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- It's got to be 150s.- 175. That's the very best.- Oh, dear.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42- Otherwise it's going back on the van.- Hang on, just let me sit down.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46Oh, I've gone all dizzy! There can't be that much money in the world!

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- 165, that's our top. We haven't got anything left anyway. - Another £15 on it.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52170, that's it.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Catherine just can't take her eyes off that sideboard.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56But it's a big risk.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57I'll do 170.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00But the boys have gone ahead and bought it anyway.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03I'll make the decision on this one. The son takes charge.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Pleasure being robbed!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06That's the Blues all done.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09And the pressure's beginning to show on Mark.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Are you listening at all?- Sorry, I'm trying to see whose it is!

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Well, don't worry about seeing who it is,

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- we're talking about the object. - OK, all right, Mark, yes.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- This is quite pretty.- Is it?

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Well, it's a silver frame.- Is it?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Well, do you like it?

0:16:25 > 0:16:30- How can you tell it's silver? - Well, it's hallmarked there. - Oh, right.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32I think the two schoolteachers are great fun.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35I'd love to go out for an evening of debauchery with them.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38In terms of buying antiques, they haven't got a clue!

0:16:38 > 0:16:43Head teacher is not amused. Come on! The clock's ticking.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Alison?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- What have you found now, then? - What do you think of that?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Oh, I like that. Planted in the conservatory, that would be great.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54- I'd like it much better if it was about 55.- How much is it, then?- 70.

0:16:54 > 0:16:5670 is the best, apparently.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Obviously, it's a fish dish, isn't it?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Or could you keep goldfish in it? - SHE SNORTS

0:17:01 > 0:17:03- A lot of them!- Not for long!

0:17:03 > 0:17:0565 quid. For that, you know, that is...

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Oh, can't we do a nice round figure? 60 quid for cash.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12- Split the difference?- Do us a favour, please. 60 quid, come on.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16- Are you happy with 60?- Yes! Thank you very much.- I like that.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- I like that as well. All three of us like it.- We've made it!

0:17:19 > 0:17:22We all like something, thank goodness for that!

0:17:22 > 0:17:27Finally, the Reds manage to get full marks from teacher!

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Time, ladies and gentlemen, please!

0:17:30 > 0:17:34The hour is up and shortly, I'll be giving the experts that leftover lolly.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38But first, let's remind ourselves of what the Red team bought. Ha ha!

0:17:38 > 0:17:43The silver-topped glass sugar shaker for £28 had it all.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Small, silver, and delicate.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48The Alisons disobeyed the headmaster

0:17:48 > 0:17:53and went ahead with the 1970s Ercol rocking chair for £25.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55And harmony descended on the team

0:17:55 > 0:18:00when they bought the copper Arts and Crafts fish kettle for £60.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04- That was quite tough. - Yes, especially the last 10 minutes. - But we survived.- Yes, we did.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08- They don't look too frightened! You're not frightened, girls, are you?- No.- Not at all.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12- How much did you spend all round? - £113.- What, on everything?

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Sorry, yeah. That was all we could spend it on!

0:18:15 > 0:18:18This is rough, isn't it?! Which is your favourite piece, Alison?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20My favourite piece is the fish kettle.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22What's your favourite piece, Alison?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25I'd love to say the chair, but Mark would hit me!

0:18:25 > 0:18:29- So I'll say the fish kettle, too! - That's the favourite?- Yes.

0:18:29 > 0:18:35£113, does that mean I want £187? That's what I want.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Go to the top of the class! - Top of the class, thanks very much!

0:18:38 > 0:18:42- All mental arithmetic. Have you got it?- I have. There you go.- Lovely.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44And the extra couple of smackers.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47I always like to bite these, make sure they haven't got any chocolate inside!

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Thank you, Tim. - It's worth about the same amount!

0:18:50 > 0:18:53What are you going to spend it on? I hope you blow the lot!

0:18:53 > 0:18:57It's a lot of money. I'll have to buy something stylish. I'll give it a good shot.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58- Will you?- Have a lovely time.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00That'll teach the girls, if you blow the lot!

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Anyway, there we are. Good luck. Have a nice cup of tea.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Meanwhile, let's check out what the Blue team have bought.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Clive got his cheap and cheerful way,

0:19:08 > 0:19:12buying this hardwood spirit level for a mere £12.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14But he couldn't hide his chagrin

0:19:14 > 0:19:21having to fork out 50 smackers for the shagreen-handled brass magnifying glass.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25Paul came over all decisive with this walnut Art Deco sideboard

0:19:25 > 0:19:30with Bakelite handles, agreeing the £170 price.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- So, are we happy?- Wonderful. - Wonderful?- Over the moon!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh, that's good, I don't hear that very often!

0:19:35 > 0:19:36You don't look over the moon!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I bet you've had a lovely time with Catherine, haven't you?

0:19:39 > 0:19:43- I can't complain, to be honest. - No, never, ever complain! Lovely.

0:19:43 > 0:19:48- Now, what did you spend all round? - 232.- 232.- 232?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50It was quite a hard struggle, though.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54I think I'd like £68 of leftover lolly. Is that what I've got?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56- £68, on the nose.- £68, that's great.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59- The leftover lolly's now going to Catherine.- Thank you.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03Catherine, you're looking very sporting, darling, in your wrong-coloured top!

0:20:03 > 0:20:06I know! It's not good, is it? I'm not matching my team.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09You look as if you should be cantering off somewhere,

0:20:09 > 0:20:11going on a cross-country ride!

0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Well, funny you should say that... - Oh, yes?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18No, I need to buy something beautiful for these two.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Something small and beautiful.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- Because we've bought big, very, very big.- What, big and ugly?

0:20:23 > 0:20:27- I wouldn't quite go for ugly, but it's very big.- Big and thumping?

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Yeah.- OK, something small, beautiful and delicate?- Yes.- Well-made.

0:20:30 > 0:20:35Well-made. Like Catherine. Anyway, jolly good luck. And good luck with that, Catherine.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Meanwhile, we're heading off somewhere sublime.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Stoneleigh Abbey dates back to the 12th century

0:20:45 > 0:20:50when Cistercian monks built a monastery here in the Warwickshire countryside.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53This is the gatehouse,

0:20:53 > 0:20:58built by Abbot Robert de Hockele in 1346

0:20:58 > 0:21:01using local Kenilworth stone.

0:21:01 > 0:21:07It's one of the very rare surviving monastic gatehouses in the UK,

0:21:07 > 0:21:10because most of them are now just ruins.

0:21:11 > 0:21:16We have Henry VIII to thank for that. After he decided to break with the church in Rome,

0:21:16 > 0:21:18religious orders were turfed out of their homes.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Places like Stoneleigh Abbey

0:21:21 > 0:21:25were plundered for material to use in the construction of new buildings.

0:21:25 > 0:21:30After the dissolution of the monasteries in the 1530s,

0:21:30 > 0:21:33the estate reverted to the Crown.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35But Sir Thomas Leigh

0:21:35 > 0:21:42and Sir Rowland Hill bought the place in 1561 for £1,950.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Now, that seems cheap, doesn't it?

0:21:45 > 0:21:49But it was described at the time as a roofless ruin.

0:21:50 > 0:21:55The roofless ruin became a substantial manor house,

0:21:55 > 0:21:58befitting the status of these two gentlemen.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00On Sir Roland's death,

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Sir Thomas Leigh inherited the entire estate

0:22:02 > 0:22:07and it remained in the Leigh family for over 400 years.

0:22:07 > 0:22:12The manor house is impressive enough, but in 1710,

0:22:12 > 0:22:19the third Lord Leigh married the immensely wealthy heiress of Holbeach in Fillongley.

0:22:20 > 0:22:25And shortly afterwards, he went off on his Italian grand tour,

0:22:25 > 0:22:29returning desperate to build an enormous extension.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33And didn't he do well!

0:22:35 > 0:22:40The West Wing is a palatial four-storey, baroque-style building.

0:22:40 > 0:22:47It was built between 1714 and 1726, and is quite a contrast to the original house.

0:22:48 > 0:22:54In the 1940s, Stoneleigh was one of the first country houses to open its doors to the public,

0:22:54 > 0:23:00but in 1960, the West Wing had a narrow escape when it was engulfed by a huge fire.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Fortunately, most of the furniture was rescued

0:23:03 > 0:23:06and many of the interiors suffered only minor damage.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11The good news is that in 1996,

0:23:11 > 0:23:16the ownership of Stoneleigh Abbey passed to a charitable trust.

0:23:16 > 0:23:22And some £7 million from the Heritage Lottery lot

0:23:22 > 0:23:28and £3 million from English Heritage were spent on restoration.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31And the really, really good news was that in the year 2,000,

0:23:31 > 0:23:36after a gap of 40 years, the house once more opened to the public.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40The big question today is, of course, for our teams over at the auction,

0:23:40 > 0:23:45what sort of a Heritage Lottery grant are they going to need to bail them out?

0:23:51 > 0:23:55Well, we've nipped off from Newark to Mackworth, on the outskirts of Derby.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59What could be nicer, to be with my old mate, my old mucker, Charles Hanson?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01- How are you?- Very good. - Great to see you.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Lovely to see you too. Let us crack on.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07- Alison and Alison.- Yes. - Easy to remember their names,

0:24:07 > 0:24:08went with that shaker,

0:24:08 > 0:24:11which has to be one of the dullest shakers I've ever seen.

0:24:11 > 0:24:12How do you rate it?

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Tim, well, it's a big shaker, if that's anything to go by.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- It's a mover and shaker!- It is. It's got a certain stature about it.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21But it is what it is. It's fairly mundane.

0:24:21 > 0:24:26- It is hallmarked Birmingham, 1924. But it's not a great shaker.- No.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30My guesstimate, or auction guide price, Tim, will be between £30 and £40.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Well, that's fine. £28, they paid. - It's worth that, Tim. Fine.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36What about the old Ercol rocking chair?

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Tim, yes, Ercol's a great name.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43And this '70s Ercol rocking chair, it doesn't look a great deal,

0:24:43 > 0:24:47but it's surprising how well Ercol is performing on the markets.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50- Oh, is it?- Yes.- So, what do you think it's going to bring them?

0:24:50 > 0:24:55- Tim, my guide price is between £20 and £30.- Very sensible. They paid £25.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57- Good.- I think you've got this cracked.- I hope so.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Now, next up is the so-called fish kettle.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03This thing cooked no more fish than I've ever cooked fish.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06This is not a fish kettle, it's a jardiniere.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09- Or planter.- Planter. Yeah. - But Tim, it's got a look about it.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- We can't doubt that, can we? - No, not at all.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15It is good-looking, it's just not a fish kettle.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18- You would not cook a fish in this. - I think, Tim, it's a nice object.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22- How much?- Tim, again, I'm being quite cautious.

0:25:22 > 0:25:27- My guide price is between £40 and £60.- Right, they paid 60.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31So you're going to have to work quite hard at that. In fact, it could be their Achilles heel.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35In which case, they are going to need their bonus buy. Let's go and have a look at it.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Now, Ali H, Ali J, this is your moment for the bonus buy.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42What did Mark spend all that leftover lolly on?

0:25:42 > 0:25:46You had £187.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47Such a lot!

0:25:47 > 0:25:52Such a lot! But I spent it on this.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- My goodness!- Now, this is, I think, rather interesting.

0:25:54 > 0:25:59This is a Victorian ceremonial whistle. So it comes in two parts.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01It's silver, all solid silver.

0:26:01 > 0:26:07- Around about 1876, something like that.- I think that's really pretty.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11- Are you going to give it a blow? - Go on, then.- Oh, yeah. - Go on, then.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Oh! It works!

0:26:12 > 0:26:17- Oh, I love a whistle, don't you?- Yes! Yes, sometimes!

0:26:17 > 0:26:21- Do you want to know what I paid? - I daren't ask! Such a little thing.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25Well, but a quality thing. Size isn't always important.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26Absolutely not.

0:26:26 > 0:26:31- I only paid £80 for it.- It's lovely. - You like it, you girls, anyway, do you?- Yes. Well done.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35Well, that's good, Mark. So, the team likes it.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37You can decide after the sale of your first three items.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41For the viewers at home, is the auctioneer going to blow the whistle on this?

0:26:41 > 0:26:42SHE GROANS

0:26:44 > 0:26:47- Well, there we go.- Tim, this is my favourite object.- Is it?

0:26:47 > 0:26:50I think it's one of my most favourite objects ever on Bargain Hunt.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54- Gosh!- I really mean that. I'm quite excited by it, because it's a whistle.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Tim, it just has history about it.

0:26:56 > 0:27:01The maker is Joseph Jennings and Co. It's London, it's 1866.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05- Just history. It oozes history, Tim. - And you're excited by it?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Tim, I am excited. - How excited?- Tim, it's novel.

0:27:08 > 0:27:13- OK, we have got this minor... - More than £100 excited?- Yes.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17- Yes, Tim, I am.- More than £200 excited? Not quite that excited?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19I really could be, Tim.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21OK, define your excitement, Charles.

0:27:21 > 0:27:26Tim, I'm hoping it's going to make between maybe £100 and £200.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30- That is brilliant.- And it might just make a bit more on a lucky day.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Well, your mate Mark Stacey will be delighted.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35- Because he only paid 80 notes for that.- Hats off to him, Tim.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39Anyway, that's it for the Reds. Now for the Blues.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Which is not so brilliant, over here.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44- Now, come on, Charles, level with me!- Again, Tim, we like history.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46The manufacturer of this,

0:27:46 > 0:27:49their factory is still going in Hockley, in Birmingham.

0:27:49 > 0:27:53They began making tools and measures in 1784 in the Black Country,

0:27:53 > 0:27:56and they're still going today in Hockley.

0:27:56 > 0:28:01- What's it worth?- Tim, again, I think it's got a bit of local interest in the West Midlands.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05- We'll guide it between £30 and £40. - Good man. Cost them 12.- Brilliant.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08- Wow, that's really good. - Right, magnifying glass.

0:28:08 > 0:28:09How do you rate that?

0:28:09 > 0:28:13It's wonderfully made and of good quality.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15And also, not made in the last 50 years.

0:28:15 > 0:28:20I suspect it's about 1890, 1900s.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24But it's got something about it, and...

0:28:24 > 0:28:26It's got, Tim, a clout of class and quality.

0:28:26 > 0:28:30Lovely phrase, that, Charles.

0:28:30 > 0:28:34So, with CCQ, then, what's it worth?!

0:28:34 > 0:28:38Tim, our guide price for the auction today will be between £30 and £50.

0:28:38 > 0:28:42- OK, £50 is what they paid.- OK. - So you're on the cusp. I think it'll make it.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45Next, Charles, the last item. I'm not so sure about this.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48- This walnut sideboard jobby. - We're going back to the '30s.

0:28:48 > 0:28:51It's got a great look. I love the handles, the chrome plate,

0:28:51 > 0:28:55almost a sort of Deco, skyscraper-effect handles.

0:28:55 > 0:28:59I can see this making, on a really good day, Tim,

0:28:59 > 0:29:04- with a wind blowing, it might make up to £100.- Really?- Yes. I think so.

0:29:04 > 0:29:08- Well, that's good. Because Catherine paid 170.- Oh, no!

0:29:08 > 0:29:10So, Charles, has this got CCQ?

0:29:10 > 0:29:14- Tim, I think it has got CCQ as in a clout of class and quality.- Good.

0:29:14 > 0:29:18Well, that's nice, then. And on that basis, they're going to need their bonus buy.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20So let's go and have a look at it.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23So, guys, this is the leftover lolly moment.

0:29:23 > 0:29:26£68 you gave to Catherine to go and find you something delicious.

0:29:26 > 0:29:31- What did you find, Catherine? - Now, I absolutely love, love this.

0:29:31 > 0:29:35- And I really hope that you will too. Are you ready?- Absolutely.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37Victorian rule.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40But you open up, let me just do it with a little tug,

0:29:40 > 0:29:44we've got a pencil end this end, a quill pen at that end.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47- Isn't that just absolutely gorgeous? - How much was it, then?

0:29:47 > 0:29:50Well, I paid every single penny that you gave me. £68.

0:29:50 > 0:29:55But let me tell you, this is solid silver. This is hallmarked 1881.

0:29:55 > 0:29:59Each part is hallmarked. And it's absolutely lovely.

0:29:59 > 0:30:04- Don't you think it's beautiful? - It is nice.- Do you like it?- Mm. Is there a profit in it?- Of course.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07- There is a profit in this. - I would have said so, definitely.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11- Plenty of lead in your pencil there, Paul!- Oh! Dear, dear, dear.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14- It'll fly, boy, that will. - Do you think?- Yes.

0:30:14 > 0:30:20- Good choice.- I'm open-minded, to be honest. I'm open-minded.- Are you?

0:30:20 > 0:30:21You don't like it, Paul, do you?

0:30:21 > 0:30:24We've already got a spirit level, so it's like a mini version!

0:30:24 > 0:30:27So that's two items that will fly out the window!

0:30:27 > 0:30:30- I was so excited about this. - It is nice, Catherine.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33I can see that, Catherine. And why shouldn't you be excited?

0:30:33 > 0:30:34It's a lovely object.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36Let's find out for the viewers at home

0:30:36 > 0:30:39whether the auctioneer thinks it's a lovely object, too.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Charles, are you able to measure up to this?

0:30:41 > 0:30:44- Tim, I hope so.- Good. - I really hope so.

0:30:44 > 0:30:48- And again, Tim, we like that word "novelty".- We do.- And it is novel.

0:30:48 > 0:30:52It's a late Victorian silver ruler, which has...

0:30:52 > 0:30:55It's actually, Tim, all of 10 inches.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57- That's impressive, isn't it?!- It is!

0:30:57 > 0:31:01And I feel, Tim, it could race away and make upwards of £100.

0:31:01 > 0:31:05- Really?- Yes, really. - £68 paid by the lovely Catherine.

0:31:05 > 0:31:09- I think Catherine, Tim, is onto a good thing.- So do I.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11- I think you're onto a good thing, too.- I hope so.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14We'll find out just how good in just a moment. Thank you, Charles.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16- I can't wait.- Lovely boy.

0:31:23 > 0:31:26So, you two girls, you share the same name,

0:31:26 > 0:31:32but do you share the same sense of apprehension right at the beginning of the auction?

0:31:32 > 0:31:36- Oh, I think it's exciting. - I'm excited as well. - Are you excited as well?

0:31:36 > 0:31:41Your first item is the sugar shaker, and here it comes.

0:31:41 > 0:31:45Where do we start lot 180? Well, do I see £20?

0:31:45 > 0:31:48It's silver-topped and look at it, it's a wonderful thing. Come on!

0:31:48 > 0:31:51You can use it, too. 20, I'll take, it's silver topped.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54Come on! 20 I'm bid. I'll take two. Come on! 20 I'm bid, I'll take two.

0:31:54 > 0:31:59- Come on!- It's silver. Eight. 30. Two. Five. Eight. 40.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01One more for good luck, sir.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04The big four zero! 45, it could be yours. 45.

0:32:04 > 0:32:0850 now. Are you sure? You've come so far, sir. Well, thank you.

0:32:08 > 0:32:10THEY LAUGH

0:32:10 > 0:32:14At £45, going once, going twice. And we're selling it at £45.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16Yes, we are.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19- Plus £17. That is so good. - Well done, Charles.

0:32:19 > 0:32:24- Brilliant auctioneering. Now, your Ercol.- 181, where do we start?

0:32:24 > 0:32:28- I'm only bid here £20.- Oh!- You see! - I'll take two now.

0:32:28 > 0:32:32- Ercol, great name. Two, five, eight. I'm bid 30 and two.- In profit!

0:32:32 > 0:32:37I'm out. Do I see five? 38. 40, madam. Five. One more, sir.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41- I don't believe it!- I'll take five now, come on! 40, I'll take. Five.

0:32:41 > 0:32:4550. 60. Five. 70.

0:32:45 > 0:32:46Yes!

0:32:46 > 0:32:47One more for good luck.

0:32:47 > 0:32:51I'll take £68? 68? 68.

0:32:51 > 0:32:5368, 70.

0:32:53 > 0:32:54Oh, yes! He's going for it!

0:32:54 > 0:32:58One more. So the big seven zero, you're not there yet. 72.

0:32:58 > 0:33:02No, but thank you very much, we appreciate it. I'll take 72.

0:33:02 > 0:33:03We are selling.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06- Two! Five!- Oh!- It's with me, sir.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09Are you sure? Thank you. One more.

0:33:09 > 0:33:14- No, he says.- Go on, sir! - At £72 and we say sale to you, sir.

0:33:14 > 0:33:15Going, going. Gone.

0:33:15 > 0:33:19£72! Well, that is phenomenal.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20£72!

0:33:20 > 0:33:22You owe me a drink!

0:33:22 > 0:33:26182, showing for you now. And I'm only bid here 30.

0:33:26 > 0:33:31I'll take five now. It's a period piece. Five. 40. Five. I'm bid 50.

0:33:31 > 0:33:36And five, I'm out. Five, come on! It's Newlyn style. Do I see 60?

0:33:36 > 0:33:39Five. You've come so far.

0:33:39 > 0:33:4370. Five. 80. 90.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45I'll take five.

0:33:45 > 0:33:50- £80, sir, and it could be yours. It's a period piece.- Brilliant!- 80.

0:33:50 > 0:33:55- I'll take five now. Come on! Five! - Well done, Charles!- 95.

0:33:55 > 0:34:00He'll go one more, I'm sure, sir. 90! All out. 90, all done.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02We sell to you, sir,

0:34:02 > 0:34:07going once, going twice, and we sell at £90, all done.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10- Well, I don't believe that. - Well, that is something else.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13What can you say, £90?!

0:34:13 > 0:34:15Can I be manager for the shop when you're away?!

0:34:15 > 0:34:19Listen, girls, you are plus 30 on the fish kettle. I can't believe that.

0:34:19 > 0:34:24- You were plus 64 before, which means you are plus £94.- Wow.

0:34:24 > 0:34:30Now, that is quite something else, isn't it? You only spent £113.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32I think we should do business!

0:34:32 > 0:34:36£94 profit on £113 expenditure, which is very, very fair.

0:34:36 > 0:34:37That's brilliant.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40What are you going to do about this whistle for the bonus buy?

0:34:40 > 0:34:44You have so much money in the bank, you don't need to worry about doing it.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47- Don't be offended, but I think we should stick.- Really?- Do you?

0:34:47 > 0:34:51- Oh, you think we should go ahead? - I think it's... Oh, I'm not supposed to say anything.

0:34:51 > 0:34:55Do you want to stick? I would go with Mark.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58- Oh, go with Mark, then. - I think he deserves it.

0:34:58 > 0:35:02- Yes. Because of my rocking chair! - Well done.

0:35:02 > 0:35:06- Well, my fish kettle did make a profit.- What did you pay for it? - 60 something.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08Chop, chop. What are we doing about the bonus buy?

0:35:08 > 0:35:11- We'll go with it. - We're going with the bonus buy?

0:35:11 > 0:35:15- Yes, we'll go with it.- Decision made, we're going with the bonus buy and here it comes.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18185. I'm bid straight in at £80.

0:35:18 > 0:35:23- Ooh!- I'll take five now for the mid-Victorian silver whistle and case. Come on.

0:35:23 > 0:35:2580, I'm bid, do I see five now?

0:35:25 > 0:35:2780, I'm bid.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Five. 95. 100. 110.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32I've got 120. 130...

0:35:32 > 0:35:35- And you wanted to stay! - Sorry, sorry, sorry!

0:35:35 > 0:35:37I'll take 130. It's a wonderful thing at 120.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39I'll take 125. All done?

0:35:39 > 0:35:42Fair warning. All out?

0:35:42 > 0:35:43Yes, we are all done.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46- Yes.- Well done.- Oh, well done, Mark. Brilliant.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48That is plus 40. Well done, Mark.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52- Couldn't be better than that, which means you are plus £134. - SHE SINGS JUBILANTLY

0:35:52 > 0:35:54- Hey, girls.- Well done.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57This is folding money to you, right? Folding money.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59This is almost a handbag-full.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01THEY LAUGH Pair of shoes!

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Listen - don't say a word to those Blue fellows.

0:36:03 > 0:36:06- No, we won't.- No, we won't. - No point spoiling their day.

0:36:11 > 0:36:15Now, boys. Catherine. Do you know how the Reds got on?

0:36:15 > 0:36:18- Haven't a clue.- No idea.- Nothing. We don't want you to, either.

0:36:18 > 0:36:23- First up is the level, and here it comes.- Lot 200, where do we start?

0:36:23 > 0:36:29Well, at lot 200 I'm going to bid here at £20. I'll take five now.

0:36:29 > 0:36:30Five. 35.

0:36:30 > 0:36:35- 45.- Look at this. - At 45 now, do I see 50? Come on.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37- Who's the daddy?- Hey, it was my idea!

0:36:37 > 0:36:42- At £45. 50. - Yes!- 55. 60.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Oh, come on. One more for good luck.

0:36:45 > 0:36:4960. 70? That's it, she says.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53Out. You're in, sir. Fair warning, all done?

0:36:53 > 0:36:56- We say sale at £65, we say sale. - GAVEL BANGS

0:36:56 > 0:36:57- Amazing.- Thank you very much.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00- That was just amazing. Plus £53. - Very good. That's brilliant.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02201. Where do we start?

0:37:02 > 0:37:05Well, 30, I'm bid, there. I'll take five now. Come on.

0:37:05 > 0:37:0930, I'm bid, do I see five now? 30, I'm bid, do I see five?

0:37:09 > 0:37:11- Come one, show me one more, do I see?- Come on.

0:37:11 > 0:37:1530, I'll take five, come on. It's shagreen. Hands go up. Five. 40.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18'Five.' Yes.

0:37:18 > 0:37:2135 now, do I see 40 over there? Come on, it's a good thing.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23- It is a good thing.- It is.

0:37:23 > 0:37:2540. Five. 50.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27'Five.' Yes!

0:37:27 > 0:37:2960. Five.

0:37:29 > 0:37:34One more. You've come so far, sir. One more? Five.

0:37:34 > 0:37:3670? Are you sure?

0:37:36 > 0:37:38But thank you. You're in, sir,

0:37:38 > 0:37:42I'll take, now, 70 or we sell it. Fair warning, all done?

0:37:42 > 0:37:44You're out, madam, we say sale.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46At £65, going once,

0:37:46 > 0:37:48going twice,

0:37:48 > 0:37:49and we sell it to the gentleman.

0:37:49 > 0:37:54- GAVEL BANGS - That is plus £15.- Yes. Wonderful. - You are doing so well, you boys.

0:37:54 > 0:37:58- Yes, we're doing well.- You've got £68.- Here we go.- Lot three.

0:37:58 > 0:38:01202. We have got some interest here.

0:38:01 > 0:38:02I've got two bids.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04- Oh.- Ooh!

0:38:04 > 0:38:06There's a phone line. Miss White.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09- Oh.- Miss White's on the phone. - There's a phone line as well,

0:38:09 > 0:38:12and I am bid here 40, I'll take five for it now.

0:38:12 > 0:38:1440, I'll take five. At £40.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16Five. 50. Five. 60.

0:38:16 > 0:38:18'Five.' Come on, come on.

0:38:18 > 0:38:2070. Five. 80. Five.

0:38:20 > 0:38:2390. Five. 110.

0:38:23 > 0:38:27I'm out at 110 now. Do I see 120 on the phone?

0:38:27 > 0:38:30- Get your wallets out. '110, Miss White.'- We're doing well.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33'120. 130, sir. 140.' Come on, come on, come on.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35150.

0:38:35 > 0:38:39- It's evocative, 170. - 170, that's the number.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42One more for good luck.

0:38:42 > 0:38:43170.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46'180? Thank you, sir. We're live on the phone at 170.'

0:38:46 > 0:38:48I'll take now 180.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50At £170.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53- Going, going, gone. - GAVEL BANGS

0:38:53 > 0:38:57Woo! That is a result. Well done, boy.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00- Charles is amazing.- I tell you, you wiped your face with that.

0:39:00 > 0:39:04- You're dead right. - But you are dead lucky, you two are.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06- You are two jammy... - I was always confident.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08Shall we say it was on a level plane?

0:39:08 > 0:39:12Listen, that is so jammy, all right? You are plus £68,

0:39:12 > 0:39:17and have to be a pair of the luckiest contestants ever.

0:39:17 > 0:39:19- You've not ate your sideboard yet, have you?- Eh, now, listen.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22What're you going to do about her silver ruler, all right?

0:39:22 > 0:39:24You've got £68 in the bank, lads, right?

0:39:24 > 0:39:28You don't have to spend it, you don't have to go with her ruler,

0:39:28 > 0:39:31or are you going to go with it and risk some of your £68?

0:39:31 > 0:39:33What're you going to do? What's it to be?

0:39:33 > 0:39:37I'm going to say, bow to the expertise of this lovely lady

0:39:37 > 0:39:40- and we'll go with it. - Yeah, we will. I agree.

0:39:40 > 0:39:44- I was always confident anyway, to be honest.- No, you weren't!

0:39:44 > 0:39:46Lordy, lordy.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49The decision's made, we're going for the bonus buy.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52Number now is 205, and I am bid here £50.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55I'll take five now, it's a wonderful thing.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58Five. 65. One more, sir.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00I've got 70. Five.

0:40:00 > 0:40:0280.

0:40:02 > 0:40:06- Yes! '85.'- Good job. - 'You've come so far.'

0:40:07 > 0:40:08But thank you.

0:40:08 > 0:40:1080, I'm bid, I'll take five now.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12- Wonderful thing, five. 90.- Oh!

0:40:12 > 0:40:14It's got to be 100.

0:40:14 > 0:40:19£85 now, do I see 90? £85? Standing, I'll take 90.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21At 85. Yes, we are, sir, I've got you.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24- GAVEL BANGS - Yes.- Happy with that.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Catherine, that's plus £17.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29£17 profit on your ruler, so that's lovely.

0:40:29 > 0:40:33Profits on everything, profit on the ruler, 68...78...

0:40:33 > 0:40:37£85 profit. £85 profit.

0:40:37 > 0:40:41- Not bad.- That is pretty good, isn't it?- Yeah.- £85 profit.- Good God.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43- Well done.- I can't believe this.

0:40:43 > 0:40:47- Listen, don't say a word to the Reds...- No, no.- No, not at all.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49..because £85 profit could be a winning score.

0:40:54 > 0:40:59Well, well, well. What an exciting programme we've had today.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02That Charles Hanson really has been on fire.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04- Now, have you teams been chatting at all?- ALL: No.

0:41:04 > 0:41:08Well, we've got teams that have made substantial winnings today,

0:41:08 > 0:41:09which is lovely, both of them.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11But it's all a question of the scale,

0:41:11 > 0:41:16and, sadly, the team that's marginally behind today is...

0:41:16 > 0:41:19- the Blues.- Oh, no.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22- Oh!- The Blues are marginally behind

0:41:22 > 0:41:26- but have nevertheless won £85. - Oh, well.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28- £85, have that.- Thank you very much.

0:41:28 > 0:41:32The winners, though, the Reds, who have won by taking home £134.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34- Ooh! > - £134, yes!

0:41:34 > 0:41:38Which is quite something, isn't it? £134.

0:41:38 > 0:41:41There's 130 and here come your four,

0:41:41 > 0:41:44two and four.

0:41:44 > 0:41:49You also get an additional prize, which is your Golden Gavel,

0:41:49 > 0:41:53as a result of winning on each of your three items,

0:41:53 > 0:41:56making a profit on all three items,

0:41:56 > 0:42:00and this is the special pad with the Golden Gavels,

0:42:00 > 0:42:02which are exclusive and special.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04- Please do take one. - Thank you very much.- Lovely.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07- Please do take one, Alison. - Thank you so much, Tim.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10- Please do take one, Mark.- Oh! - Ooh, you get one as well, Mark.

0:42:10 > 0:42:14- Well, I shall put it with my other one.- Oh, you show-off, you!

0:42:14 > 0:42:18Anyway, three Golden Gavels awarded for scoring a stellar score,

0:42:18 > 0:42:20so I congratulate you.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23But I do have some discretion on this programme,

0:42:23 > 0:42:27and if you get a winning score for at least two of your items

0:42:27 > 0:42:30and a wiped face, which is what the Blues did,

0:42:30 > 0:42:33I think you're in line for a Golden Gavel

0:42:33 > 0:42:39as a special compensatory prize, particularly if you won £84 as well.

0:42:39 > 0:42:43- Oh.- Ah.- So out comes the pad again. There you go.- What a gentleman.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Take one out of the pad. Snatch, snatch.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48Hang on, that goes straight to Catherine,

0:42:48 > 0:42:49to go on to your lapel, darling.

0:42:49 > 0:42:52- What a nice man. - What a nice man! Absolutely. - THEY LAUGH

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Gives away Golden Gavels like nothing on Earth.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Anyway, it's a rare occurrence to have both teams

0:42:57 > 0:43:00doing so extraordinarily well, so I congratulate you.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Anyway, join us soon for some more bargain hunting, yes?

0:43:03 > 0:43:04ALL: Yes!

0:43:05 > 0:43:08I know you're sitting there thinking,

0:43:08 > 0:43:10"I could have done better than that!"

0:43:10 > 0:43:12Well, what's stopping you?

0:43:12 > 0:43:17If you think you can spot a bargain, go to our website and apply.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19It'll be splendid to see you.

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