Shepton Mallet 10

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0:00:02 > 0:00:08This is the Royal Bath and West of England Showground in the heart of the Somerset countryside. Ooh, arr!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11And today, it's hosting a massive antiques fair,

0:00:11 > 0:00:14so let's go bargain hunting, yeah!

0:00:37 > 0:00:41The showground's patron is the Queen. Oh, arr!

0:00:41 > 0:00:45But sadly, Her Maj is not amongst us today.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48What we do have is a right royal collection

0:00:48 > 0:00:50of antiques and objects,

0:00:50 > 0:00:54so hopefully, there'll be a good selection for our teams

0:00:54 > 0:00:58to come up with something that would be fit for a king

0:00:58 > 0:01:00or even a queen, ducky!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Coming up, the Reds don't really know what they like.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07- I like that mirror. Do I like that mirror?- No.- No.- No.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11And with the Blues, there's no accounting for taste.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Lucy, do you like this? - No, it's horrible.

0:01:14 > 0:01:21She's right. It's a battlefield out there and with both teams bearing arms, who will win at the auction?

0:01:21 > 0:01:22£20...

0:01:22 > 0:01:2465...

0:01:27 > 0:01:29What does a Greek "urn"?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Well, not so much these days.

0:01:31 > 0:01:36We give our teams £300 and an hour to find three objects to sell at auction

0:01:36 > 0:01:40and the team that makes the most profit wins.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44It's enough to send you bonkers, or rather "conkers".

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Conkers or bonkers, let's go and meet the teams.

0:01:49 > 0:01:55On today's Bargain Hunt, we have a pair of magpies versus a pair of adventure-seekers.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59For the Reds, a mother and daughter combo, Alison and Hannah.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Hello.- Hi, girls. And for the Blues, husband and wife Stephen and Lucy.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Hello.- Welcome to Bargain Hunt. Lovely to see you.

0:02:06 > 0:02:12- Now, Alison, would you say that you're actually more like two best mates?- Yes, we are.

0:02:12 > 0:02:17We do a lot of things together. Hannah's funny and keeps me laughing

0:02:17 > 0:02:23We have days out. We go on antique days, hunting for little hidden gems in antique centres.

0:02:23 > 0:02:29- You like things that are a bit glittery, don't you?- We like glitter.- Anything that sparkles.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34Probably in a previous life, I was a magpie and then I just gave that to Hannah.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38A magpie flits over something glittering and has to pick it up.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42- I don't steal them though. - No, you have to pay.- I do pay.- Yes.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Hannah, how has this glitter gene affected you?

0:02:45 > 0:02:50It means I normally have no money because I've spent it all on anything that glitters.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54So what do you collect apart from the glittery stuff?

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Snow globes.- Oh, yes. - Yeah. I have about 23.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00"Snow" business like show business!

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- How many of them?- 23.- 23?! - Yeah.- That's ridiculous.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Will you support your daughter in her search for snow globes?

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Yes, we will be on the lookout for a snow globe, but they might be rare

0:03:13 > 0:03:16so we will be looking for other things.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Anything that glitters, silver. - Shiny things.- Yeah.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24- Are you going to spend a lot? - No, we spend very little. - We're cheap. We spend very little.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- We've got one of those. - Selling high!

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- OK, very good luck with that. - Thank you.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Stephen and Lucy, great to see you. - Hi, Tim.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Steve, you're a proper action man. - That's nice of you to say so, Tim.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40That's what it says here.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43But you're incredibly sporty, you're fit,

0:03:43 > 0:03:48you do the London Marathon and the Bath Halves and all this stuff.

0:03:48 > 0:03:53- What's the wildest thing you've done?- That would be a bungee jump in New Zealand.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58- This is somebody who doesn't like heights. We did a tandem jump. - The two of you?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Yes, we were strapped together.

0:04:00 > 0:04:06- On the basis that if I go, you can come with me?- That's what happened. I jumped and he came with me!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09You also swam with sharks in Hawaii?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Well, we went out into the ocean and went down in a cage.

0:04:13 > 0:04:19- What did we see?- Some white-tipped sharks, then at the end of the session, there was a tiger shark.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Oh, nasty. Do they come and snap at you in your cage?

0:04:23 > 0:04:28- They're inquisitive. They'll circle the cage, but they don't have... - They don't come too close.

0:04:28 > 0:04:33Will those experiences with sharks help you with the dealers of Shepton Mallet?

0:04:33 > 0:04:37- I should think so.- Hopefully. - We'll send you out in a cage.

0:04:37 > 0:04:43- Luce, you're also a member of your village's all-girl Morris dancing team?- I am. Bells' Angels.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Yeah. Bells' Angels!

0:04:46 > 0:04:53- I love it!- Bells' Angels - we've got the bells on our knees, the hankies and the sticks and we go out...

0:04:53 > 0:04:55- You trot around? - Yeah, to local events.

0:04:55 > 0:05:00I did my first folk festival this year and it was absolutely amazing.

0:05:00 > 0:05:06- Tactically, do you think you're going to spend the whole lot?- I'd like to think so. A bit of quality.

0:05:06 > 0:05:11So we've got a team that intends spending nothing and one that might blow the lot.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Now the money moment. Here's your £300. £300 apiece.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18You know the rules. Your experts "aweek"...

0:05:18 > 0:05:20"Aweek, aweek"? Await!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Off you go and very, very good luck. "Aweek"...?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29We never let our teams loose without the guidance of our experts.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Teaming up with the Reds today is Jeremy Lamond

0:05:32 > 0:05:37and helping the Blues is that whippersnapper, Henry Meadows.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42How do you feel about it? What sort of items are you looking for?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44We'll look for something a bit quirky.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49- Have you got any preferences at all? - Shiny.- Shiny?- Shiny.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Something that serves a purpose.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- We are shiny, happy people.- Yeah.

0:05:55 > 0:06:02With over 200 stalls to choose from, there's plenty of opportunity for our teams to shine today.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06# Shiny, happy people laughing... #

0:06:09 > 0:06:13- These are out of old shells.- Oh, wow!- You've got coal scuttles there.

0:06:13 > 0:06:18- Sugar scuttles.- Are these for sugar as well?- Yeah, a bit of trench art.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21This is a First World War, 1917, shell here.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- This has got 1916 on it. - And it's been fired in anger.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- I quite like that.- Yeah. - Aren't they talking pieces?

0:06:29 > 0:06:34They are talking pieces. I didn't look twice at them until you said that.

0:06:34 > 0:06:40If I was looking at it with my auctioneer's hat on, I would be saying 30 to 50.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44- And that's what the auctioneer will say.- I'll do 35.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- 35?- 35.- I think we're getting in range.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Could you take 32? - I can't do any less than that, sorry

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- 35...- The shell is in the breech at the moment.- It is.- Yes.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58And I am fascinated by them.

0:06:58 > 0:07:03- What do you think?- I think we should go for them. I really like them.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- I do too.- That's the main thing.

0:07:05 > 0:07:10- And we've only got about 55 minutes left, so we've got to hurry up, you know(!)- Yeah.

0:07:10 > 0:07:16The Reds fire off the first round after only five minutes, but how are the Blues faring on the battlefield?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- What have you found? - I think it's a compass.

0:07:19 > 0:07:24- I quite like the look of the case. - I like the case more than the compass.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- They were carried by officers during the First World War.- Right.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- 1919.- 1919, so it's going to be right on the cusp of it.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37It could have been carried by an officer in Afghanistan in 1919.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- It's poignant, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:07:39 > 0:07:45- The bad news is the price.- Yeah. Oh, I didn't realise it was £95. - 95.- It's got 95 on it.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- How much would you expect? - They make about 60 at auction.

0:07:49 > 0:07:55That's a "no" then. With the Blues stuck in the trenches, the Reds are looking at world domination.

0:07:55 > 0:08:00That is very striking. I have no idea what it says, apart from "China". What is it about?

0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Do you know?- No. I thought it was a propaganda poster.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Yeah, that's what you would think it would be.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09This is Chinese and Soviet,

0:08:09 > 0:08:13beating the Americans, so it's post-war.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17They've beaten the Japanese and the Germans and now...

0:08:17 > 0:08:20They want to beat somebody else, but we're not sure who.

0:08:20 > 0:08:25- They're comparing the Americans to the Germans.- That's the dollar sign.- On the swastika.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- It's interesting. - Very interesting. I like it.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- If you want it, we'll get it. - Let's see what we can get it for.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- It's 60.- 60. It's not very shiny though!

0:08:36 > 0:08:39No, but it's interesting.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43- We do like that.- I think we should g further afield.- Right, OK.- OK.

0:08:43 > 0:08:48Not swayed by the propaganda poster, the girls return to the field.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Now it's action man Steve's turn to take up arms.

0:08:52 > 0:08:57- Do you know what that's called? - I don't know. I guess it's a gun case.- That's right.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59What does it look like?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01What would you say it looks like?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03It looks like a guitar.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07- MAKES TWANGING SOUNDS - I like that.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- It's called a "leg of mutton" gun case.- Oh, yeah.

0:09:10 > 0:09:15They're nice things, obviously price-dependent.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- They've got potential at auction. - Is that a good quality one?

0:09:19 > 0:09:26- Is that good condition?- The leather needs feeding because it's cracked, but it depends how much it is.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Is that 40?- I can do it for 35. - 35...

0:09:29 > 0:09:32I like that. Do you like that?

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- It's all right. Again, it's a boy's toy.- I think we should go for that.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40We've been looking for 20, 25 minutes. I like the look of it.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- OK, get it. - I think I'd like to buy that.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Let's go for that one then.- Go on.

0:09:46 > 0:09:51We seem all to have been bitten by the shooting bug today. Even I've got Dad's Army-itis.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Do you remember old Jonesy?

0:09:55 > 0:10:00One of his catchphrases on Dad's Army was, "They don't like it up 'em!"

0:10:00 > 0:10:05Well, the reason they don't like it up 'em

0:10:05 > 0:10:10is that if you were presented by an infantryman doing a bayonet charge

0:10:10 > 0:10:14and there's maybe 50 of them coming at you in a trench,

0:10:14 > 0:10:17it would be a pretty frightening affair.

0:10:17 > 0:10:24But how did the attacking infantryman know how to do their bayonet drill so well?

0:10:24 > 0:10:30Because they would have been issued before the First World War with one of these

0:10:30 > 0:10:32which is called a fencing musket.

0:10:32 > 0:10:38If you needed to practise how to properly bayonet the enemy,

0:10:38 > 0:10:41one of these things would be just ideal.

0:10:41 > 0:10:46The whole thing has no complicated trigger mechanism or firing breech

0:10:46 > 0:10:50because it's not meant ever, ever to be fired.

0:10:50 > 0:10:56It goes in like that just like a real bayonet and when you pull it out, it springs up like that.

0:10:56 > 0:11:02And actually, these things are serious collectables to those of us who love militaria.

0:11:02 > 0:11:08What's it worth? Well, it could be yours here today on the stand for £120.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11All that history and it's in great condition.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13What might you get for it?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Don't tell him, Pike!

0:11:16 > 0:11:18You stupid boy!

0:11:18 > 0:11:24# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler... #

0:11:24 > 0:11:30Don't panic, Mr Mainwaring. However, time is running out for our teams and decisions must be made.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Can the Reds escalate the arms race?

0:11:32 > 0:11:37That's a Spanish comb morion. You see that helmet?

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Like the conquistadors. - It's fantastic.- Yes.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45- I love the shape.- Yeah, I do too. They must have been so uncomfortable

0:11:45 > 0:11:50Not as uncomfortable as you'll be if you don't make any decisions smartish.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Lucy, do you like this? - No, it's horrible.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00I agree, Lucy, but what has Henry found?

0:12:00 > 0:12:05It's an oil lamp, probably late 19th, early 20th century, probably Edwardian.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09It's electroplated. It's very much in what they call Adam style.

0:12:09 > 0:12:15It's got its glass chimney here. I don't think it's the original chimney. It's very thin.

0:12:15 > 0:12:20And it doesn't have the same sort of quality as the base.

0:12:20 > 0:12:25I'm not that keen. It's got a good weight to it, but again it's masculine.

0:12:25 > 0:12:30- What do you think it's worth? - I have no idea.- I'd say £80, £100?

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Would you be surprised if I said the stallholder is asking for £30?

0:12:34 > 0:12:40- How much do you think it would get at auction?- You may well get your £80 for it. It's quality.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Quality. We said at the start...

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Even though that is not the same quality and doesn't go with it?

0:12:46 > 0:12:51- Whoever buys it will buy it to display.- I really like it. - Maybe we should go for it then.

0:12:51 > 0:12:57- How long have we got left? - 30 minutes.- We've got half an hour. - Let's come back to it.

0:12:57 > 0:13:03- Shall we ask the stallholder to hold on to it for half an hour, then we can make a decision?- OK.

0:13:03 > 0:13:10If there's a genie in that lamp, you might just wish yourself away to an exotic destination. Like Paris.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14- May I pick it up?- Yeah.- Thank you. - It's quite heavy.- Oh, yeah.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- That's different. - It's really interesting.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21'Interesting indeed. It's time I stepped in for a closer look.'

0:13:21 > 0:13:25The Eiffel Tower? What are you women up to? I don't know!

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- Neither do we!- How's it going? - It's going pretty well.- Is it?- Yeah.

0:13:29 > 0:13:35- I think it's quite an architectural model. It's missing the top and the base.- Yeah.- It's just crisply cast.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- How many pieces have you bought? - One so far.- OK.

0:13:38 > 0:13:44- We've got a pair. - That only counts as one item. Hannah, you can't go doing that!

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- "Can this be two?"- Absolutely. - "Does this count?"

0:13:47 > 0:13:52- You've just got to get a move on. - Yeah.- Don't let me interrupt you. Bye!- Bye!

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Would you do it for 30? - I'll take 30 for it, yeah.

0:13:55 > 0:14:01- I think we should buy the Eiffel Tower.- Really?- You don't like it? - I like the Eiffel Tower.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05- I'm not entirely convinced, I have to say.- OK.- Not entirely.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Do you want to leave it then? - Yes.- OK.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11We might come back. We'll mull it over.

0:14:11 > 0:14:17Zut alors! The clock is ticking, girls, and it's time for some decisive action.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28- You look like Steve McQueen. - Yeah. In The Great Escape.

0:14:28 > 0:14:33- Look at the keys!- What is in your head as you're looking at these?

0:14:33 > 0:14:39- Steve, I can see what the Reds are u to.- What are they buying?- I'm not sure, but they're buying something.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Let's hope it's not that good.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- I like that mirror. Do I like that mirror?- No.- No.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- What have we bought so far?- The gun case.- Remind me.- Yeah, that's it.

0:14:49 > 0:14:55- I reckon we should go back and buy that oil lamp, so that's two. - Oh, no.- It takes the pressure off.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59- I like the oil lamp.- If you think that's going to make a profit...

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- I prefer the compass. - No, I like the oil lamp.

0:15:02 > 0:15:07The compass, you won't make a profit on it, but I think the oil lamp will.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Then we focus our last 20 minutes... - On me!- Solely on you.

0:15:11 > 0:15:16- Then the rest of the money we can devote entirely to you. - Spend as much as you want.

0:15:16 > 0:15:21As much girly time as poss. So one of you can run off and go and do the deal.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- OK, you can go. How much did he say? - 30 quid.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Try and get it for 20.- Yeah.

0:15:27 > 0:15:33Lucy is not a fan of the oil lamp, but Steve heads off on another adventure to fetch it.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41With 20 minutes to go, the Reds are still two items shy.

0:15:41 > 0:15:46They need to make a decision quickly now. The pressure is on.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50I think they've got a few ideas of what they want,

0:15:50 > 0:15:55which are over that way, but they've just been diverted by the coloured glass,

0:15:55 > 0:15:57which you can find everywhere!

0:15:57 > 0:16:02And that's as close as gentlemanly Jeremy comes to cracking up.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06- Now Steve's not here, I want to buy something girly.- No problem at all.

0:16:06 > 0:16:11I've painted my fingernails and I'm ready to find girly things.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15- Come on then. I haven't seen anything...- What about that?

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Not that girly!- Do you know what they are?- No, what are they?

0:16:18 > 0:16:22They're little pincushion dolls, known as "half dolls".

0:16:22 > 0:16:29- They've got holes on the bottom. They would be fixed to a foam-filled base and you put your pins in.- OK.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- That's quite girly. - Yeah, but too girly.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36- Too girly?- Too girly even for me, yeah.- Ladies, you just can't win.

0:16:36 > 0:16:41No, you can't, Henry, but Steve's back, having spent £30 on the oil lamp,

0:16:41 > 0:16:44leaving the Blues with one more item to buy

0:16:44 > 0:16:49and the Reds still have their hearts set on the Eiffel Tower. So much for shiny!

0:16:49 > 0:16:54Is there any chance in any way to knock a couple more pounds off it?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57I'll take £29 for it.

0:16:57 > 0:17:0028...pounds 50?

0:17:00 > 0:17:03LAUGHTER

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- She's a trier. - "Trying" is more the word.

0:17:06 > 0:17:11- That's true as well. - Okey-dokey, I'll take £28.50.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Well done.- Well done, Hannah. Thank you very much.

0:17:14 > 0:17:19Et voila, another one in the duty-free bag for the Reds!

0:17:19 > 0:17:24- What do you think to this? - I love it. - Love it? It's not very girly, Lucy.

0:17:24 > 0:17:30- It would look nice in a nursery, even if you weren't going to use it. - How much is it?- £58 on the ticket.

0:17:30 > 0:17:36For £58, you've got probably a mid-20th century piece.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- It's got a nice look about it.- The damage wouldn't make any difference?

0:17:40 > 0:17:45- It's not a write-off.- Not quite. - It's still got a bit of mileage left in it.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49- Let's hope it's got some mileage on the day.- What do you think?

0:17:49 > 0:17:54- It's not the girly thing you were looking for.- No, but I do like it.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57That would look nice in our little boy's room.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01- What's the very best you could do on that?- It's got 58 on it.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Um...48.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07You can't go any lower than that?

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Take £40?

0:18:09 > 0:18:14- We'll take it off your hands. - 45 and you can have it.

0:18:14 > 0:18:1642? Meet you halfway?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Go on then. - OK. We've got a deal.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Good bargaining, Blues. - That's all three items.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Well done.- Yeah, well done, you.

0:18:26 > 0:18:33- Shall we go and get a cup of tea? - Yeah, let's go. You still owe me a girly item.- I'll leave them to it.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Oh, what a sweet pair of lovebirds, eh?

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Will there be an equally happy ending for our Reds?

0:18:44 > 0:18:47I'll do 45. 45.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- I think you're getting there. - That's a good buy.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- We like the poster. - You're not going to...

0:18:53 > 0:18:55What about a couple of pounds?

0:18:55 > 0:18:59- No.- £43.50?- No. I'm sticking on 45, honestly.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- £44.50?- No.- Come on, 50p?- No.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- She's awful. - Sorry.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Yeah, she is.- £44.55?

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- No.- OK, 45.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- I like round figures. - Yeah, don't we all?

0:19:14 > 0:19:19- I love the poster.- OK, yeah, great. Thank you.- There we are. - Thank you very much.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Time's up! Well, it is for the cow.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27Let's look at what our teams have bought. Our Reds, Alison and Hannah,

0:19:27 > 0:19:32were blown away by this First World War trench art at £35.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36They then bought a cast-metal model

0:19:36 > 0:19:40of the Eiffel Tower for £28.50. Ooh, la, la!

0:19:40 > 0:19:44And to round off their selection of distinctly unshiny objects,

0:19:44 > 0:19:48they bought this Chinese propaganda poster for £45.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Was that good fun, girls?- It was. - We really enjoyed it.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Which is your favourite piece? - My piece, the Eiffel Tower.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59"My piece, the Eiffel Tower!" What about you, Ma?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02The Soviet poster, it's got to be.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- You see, we are the Reds. - We are red.

0:20:05 > 0:20:11- There's reds under the bed! And it's arty too. Which will bring the biggest profit?- The Eiffel Tower.

0:20:11 > 0:20:17- Most definitely.- The poster. - It's so nice to see a family that agrees so well.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19How much did you spend?

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- £108.50.- £108.50. So I'd like £191.50.

0:20:23 > 0:20:30- There you are.- Which is an awful lot of cash.- Yes.- I'm not surprised if you've been buying Soviet posters!

0:20:30 > 0:20:34You could make a very substantial profit out of your modest purchases,

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- but I do hope you'll blow the lot, Jerry.- I'll have a very good go.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42- Something shiny would be nice. - Something shiny.

0:20:42 > 0:20:47- We're the shiny, happy people. - We are.- What we want is a shiny, happy profit.- We do.

0:20:47 > 0:20:52Thank you. Meanwhile, why don't we check out what the Blue Team bought?

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Our Blues, Steve and Lucy,

0:20:54 > 0:20:59first targeted this leather "leg of mutton" gun case for £35.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03They then spent £30 on an Edwardian oil lamp.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07And despite her search for something girly,

0:21:07 > 0:21:11Lucy ended up with this very unfeminine pedal car for £42.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14But will it drive home a profit at the auction?

0:21:14 > 0:21:19- That was good fun today.- Yeah, we got there.- Some very different items

0:21:19 > 0:21:25- Are you running some sort of play pen, buying all these pedal toys and whatnot?- It seemed that way.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- One toy.- One toy?- Yes. - How much did you pay for that?

0:21:29 > 0:21:34- £42.- Did you?- Yes.- Overall, how much did you spend?- 107.

0:21:34 > 0:21:39I would like... £193, please.

0:21:39 > 0:21:46- Here's my leftover lolly, Tim. - Thank you. You've been watching a lot of this programme, I can tell!

0:21:46 > 0:21:50- Which is your favourite piece? - I like the leather gun case.

0:21:50 > 0:21:57- That's your favourite.- Definitely. - The motor car would be yours.- Yes. - Which will bring the biggest profit?

0:21:57 > 0:22:02- Maybe the gun case. I'm not sure, actually. - Do you think the gun case, Stephen?

0:22:02 > 0:22:08- Yeah, a nice item.- Or that horrible lamp.- The horrible lamp!

0:22:08 > 0:22:14- Don't tell anybody that. They might think it's lovely. - Don't fall out on camera!

0:22:14 > 0:22:17It's just a happy married couple shopping.

0:22:17 > 0:22:23- Here's the leftover lolly. That's a huge amount of money. - It's a good sum.

0:22:23 > 0:22:28The theme seems to be girly items. I've got my work cut out.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Do you normally go out buying a lot of girly items?- Not really.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36- You don't strike me as the girly item type of guy.- Not really.

0:22:36 > 0:22:41That's why we ended up with three very masculine items.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- That pedal car was quite girly. - Really?!

0:22:44 > 0:22:49OK, fine. Over to you, then. Go and have a cup of tea, chaps.

0:22:49 > 0:22:55Meanwhile, we're heading off to William Morris land. You wait and see.

0:22:57 > 0:23:02Kelmscott Manor in the Cotswolds was built around 1570

0:23:02 > 0:23:06and was passed down through the same farming family for 300 years.

0:23:06 > 0:23:11In 1871, it was offered to let. At this time,

0:23:11 > 0:23:17William Morris, the leading Arts and Crafts designer, was looking for a country house

0:23:17 > 0:23:21to escape from the pressure of London.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25When Morris saw Kelmscott Manor in the estate agent's particulars,

0:23:25 > 0:23:29he fell in love with it, passionately in love,

0:23:29 > 0:23:32describing it as heaven on Earth.

0:23:32 > 0:23:37For him, Kelmscott epitomised vernacular Britain,

0:23:37 > 0:23:42a home built by the people who actually lived in it.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45A return to a simpler way of life,

0:23:45 > 0:23:52far removed from those beastly factories and machines which he so detested.

0:23:52 > 0:23:57'The house and farm buildings have a strong affinity with the surrounding landscape

0:23:57 > 0:24:01'and inspired some of Morris's best-known works.'

0:24:04 > 0:24:09And in this, the old hall, which was used as an eating room

0:24:09 > 0:24:13when the Morris family took it first on their tenancy,

0:24:13 > 0:24:20we've actually got pieces of furniture that were included in the lease that the family used

0:24:20 > 0:24:24and are still here today. For example, their dining table.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28This is the table that the Morris family would have gathered around.

0:24:28 > 0:24:34But when the family were sitting down for their meal, they'd actually be seated on a product

0:24:34 > 0:24:38of Morris and Co. The prettiest little set of chairs,

0:24:38 > 0:24:44known as the Sussex range of chairs, that you could possibly imagine.

0:24:44 > 0:24:51Now why did William Morris so enjoy this style of furniture?

0:24:51 > 0:24:56Well, for a kick-off, it's the fact that the design is so sturdy.

0:24:56 > 0:25:02If we take that end post, which supports the arm rail,

0:25:02 > 0:25:06it goes clean through the seat rail and projects underneath

0:25:06 > 0:25:13until it goes through a second stretcher, making this thing incredibly strong.

0:25:13 > 0:25:19The seat itself is hand-woven out of rushes that would have appealed to William Morris.

0:25:19 > 0:25:25And so that they could sell a whole set of chairs, they were uniformly ebonised

0:25:25 > 0:25:31or covered in this black paint effect that in places today has worn away

0:25:31 > 0:25:35to give you that lovely, rich, golden colour.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41The other joy is that, at the time, these chairs weren't expensive.

0:25:41 > 0:25:46According to the Morris and Co catalogue, a side chair like this

0:25:46 > 0:25:51could be yours in 1910 for about seven shillings.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55And a lovely armchair like that, nine shillings.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03The big question today is for our teams at the auction,

0:26:03 > 0:26:07will they achieve a similarly good turn on their money?

0:26:21 > 0:26:28Well, we've come up the road to Bristol to be at Dreweatts saleroom with Simon Raynor.

0:26:28 > 0:26:35- Hi, Simon.- Hello, Tim. - First up for the Reds are these shell cases converted into scuttles

0:26:35 > 0:26:38for something. Not sugar. Maybe sweeties?

0:26:38 > 0:26:45Maybe, yeah. That's a good call. 1916 or 1917, but they're not particularly exciting.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48I've seen more extravagant examples. £20-£30.

0:26:48 > 0:26:54There are collectors of anything connected with WWI these days.

0:26:54 > 0:27:00- Yes, militaria is a strong area, so they've got a chance. - It's a nice bit of social history,

0:27:00 > 0:27:07hacking up the detritus of war and creating something that's got a domestic interest.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11Turning cannons into ploughshares, that type of thing.

0:27:11 > 0:27:16- I think £20-£30.- OK, £35 they paid so that's not so swift.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20- What about the Eiffel Tower? - Yeah...

0:27:20 > 0:27:24Unfortunately it's lacking the finial at the top, obviously.

0:27:24 > 0:27:32I think it's made of mazak, a crystalline metal. The sort of thing that makes die-cast toy cars,

0:27:32 > 0:27:39Matchbox, Dinky cars. I don't know how many people come to Bristol looking for an Eiffel Tower.

0:27:39 > 0:27:45- It's cheaper than going to France, isn't it?- I guess so. I guess so, but £10-£15.- OK.

0:27:45 > 0:27:51- They paid £28.50. - Yeah, I think they'll be lucky. - A pretty strange price to pay.

0:27:51 > 0:27:55- OK, their last item is the poster. - I like this.

0:27:55 > 0:28:00It's quite a funky image. Chinese Communists, circa 1950.

0:28:00 > 0:28:05You can see Stalin and other world leaders. My gut feeling was £30-£50, in that region.

0:28:05 > 0:28:11- £45 Alison and Hannah paid.- OK. - So that's the target price.

0:28:11 > 0:28:18Doesn't sound like there will be a huge profit. They're going to need their bonus buy!

0:28:18 > 0:28:23They're going to need it, so let's have a look at it.

0:28:23 > 0:28:30- Alison, Hannah, this is your leftover lolly moment.- Yes. - £191.50 you gave to Jeremy.

0:28:30 > 0:28:36- What did you spend it on? - I thought I'd buy something that would add a bit of flavour,

0:28:36 > 0:28:39- so what do you add flavour with? - Salt.

0:28:39 > 0:28:44Right. You might have to hold it in something.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47- That is so pretty. - It's no ordinary salt.

0:28:47 > 0:28:52- It's silver, but does it look English to you?- No. - What does it look?- Chinese?

0:28:52 > 0:28:57- You've got it in one. A Chinese silver salt.- Wow.

0:28:57 > 0:29:04- Underneath is the maker's mark. What's nice about it is all this beautiful work here.- Beautiful!

0:29:04 > 0:29:09- Look at these feet here.- So lovely. - It's also signed by the maker.

0:29:09 > 0:29:15- If the right people are in the room for this, it'll do well. The Chinese are after Chinese silver.- True.

0:29:15 > 0:29:20- In a big way. - It is absolutely exquisite.- Lovely.

0:29:20 > 0:29:25- Just the exquisite little details. - Beautiful, isn't it?- Stunning.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28- And there's no damage to it.- No. - What would you pay for that?

0:29:28 > 0:29:32- What would I pay?- £191.50?

0:29:32 > 0:29:39- Well, I would. It's wonderful. - It's a snip, then.- How much did you pay?- £75.- Did you?

0:29:39 > 0:29:46On the basis it's on the internet, that should flash up for any buyers that there is Chinese silver.

0:29:46 > 0:29:53- It's lovely. Really nice. - Great. Whatever it makes, at least you like it.- And it's shiny!

0:29:53 > 0:29:57- Shiny, yes! - Well, you've done the right thing.

0:29:57 > 0:30:03Everybody's brightened up. Let's see if the auctioneer brightens up when he sees the salt.

0:30:04 > 0:30:10- What a sweet little thing that is. - Datewise, probably 1900, maybe later.

0:30:10 > 0:30:17Probably a blue glass liner at one point, but that's not there now. It won't make a huge amount.

0:30:17 > 0:30:24- I think less than £50. - Oh, dear. £75 paid by Jeremy Lamond.

0:30:24 > 0:30:31Oriental items are selling well, but I think the chances are it's going to struggle.

0:30:31 > 0:30:37Maybe some Chinese will get encouraged by the sight of the poster and will repatriate it.

0:30:37 > 0:30:39- That would be good.- Would be nice.

0:30:39 > 0:30:45Well, that's it for the Reds. Now the Blues and the leg of mutton gun case.

0:30:45 > 0:30:49These are a fairly common sight. It's a fairly good example.

0:30:49 > 0:30:55No bad damage. I've seen an awful lot worse. I've said £40-£60. Fairly standard lot.

0:30:55 > 0:31:01- OK, £35 paid.- I think they've got a good buy there.

0:31:01 > 0:31:06- Next is the electro-plated oil lamp. - Yeah.- Quite grand in silver plate, I suppose.

0:31:06 > 0:31:13It is. A very strong neo-classical influence. You can see the swags, the rams' heads.

0:31:13 > 0:31:20But against it, the funnel's got nothing to do with it. You'd like a globe with it, ideally.

0:31:20 > 0:31:25- £30-£50.- OK, £30 paid. So they've done quite well at that.

0:31:25 > 0:31:31- We're not getting on too badly. What about this wacky pedal car? - It's quite a nice-looking thing.

0:31:31 > 0:31:36Not as old as I'd like it to be, but it's got quite a good look.

0:31:36 > 0:31:43- Someone might buy it for window dressing or a shop fitting item. - It's got no pedals, though.

0:31:43 > 0:31:48- That is a bit of a worry.- Estimate? - £30-£50.- That's not too bad.

0:31:48 > 0:31:52- Our Henry paid £42 for it. - Not a bad buy.

0:31:52 > 0:31:56That's it. I think they'll need their bonus buy so let's look at it.

0:31:57 > 0:32:05Now you've spent a miserable £107, giving our Henry £193 of leftover lolly.

0:32:05 > 0:32:09- What did you spend it on? - It was a difficult one, really.

0:32:09 > 0:32:14- We were trying to find something girly.- Yes.- And that reflected in my bonus buy.

0:32:14 > 0:32:19- Try as I might, I failed. - Oh.- Oh.- I like that.

0:32:19 > 0:32:25- It's different.- Do you know where it would have been made, or its age? - Is it Chinese or...?

0:32:25 > 0:32:30That part of the world, yeah. It's actually Japanese.

0:32:30 > 0:32:35- I would have thought it's probably 1900.- So it's got a bit of age.

0:32:35 > 0:32:40- It's known as Satsuma ware. - Really nice. How much did you pay?

0:32:40 > 0:32:46- That's the big question!- Here we go. - I picked it up for £55. - That's really good.- Yeah.

0:32:46 > 0:32:50- I think you've done really well. - Yeah.- I'm glad you're pleased.

0:32:50 > 0:32:56- I did try to find a dress or a handbag.- I wouldn't have wanted anything too girly. It's nice.

0:32:56 > 0:33:01- Lovely.- Girly enough for you? - Yeah, yeah, I think so.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04What sort of profit will it make?

0:33:04 > 0:33:10A small profit I would have thought. I'm not going to mislead you. I paid 55 for it. £5 or £10.

0:33:10 > 0:33:15- OK.- But it's worth thinking about if we need to use it.

0:33:15 > 0:33:21- It could do well, particularly if it's been on the internet. - We're pleased.- Good. I'm happy.

0:33:21 > 0:33:27For the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Henry's Japanese bowl.

0:33:27 > 0:33:34- Well, there you go. A standard piece of Japanese ceramics, I'd say. - Yes, a bit of Satsuma.

0:33:34 > 0:33:40And it's signed, which is good, but it's not fantastic quality, is it?

0:33:40 > 0:33:46- What's that woman doing with a moustache?- Goddess of Luck, I believe.- That IS lucky!

0:33:46 > 0:33:51- For somebody.- Surrounded by some very strange-looking gentlemen.

0:33:51 > 0:33:55I think they're all on tablets. Anyway, very nice.

0:33:55 > 0:33:59- Strange, but colourful.- Yeah. - What's it worth?

0:33:59 > 0:34:04- Em, £30? - £55 paid by Henry.

0:34:04 > 0:34:09- I think that's a big ask. - Thank you very much, Simon.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11At £40. 45 now. 45. And 50.

0:34:11 > 0:34:1455. 60. 65. At £65.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17Selling in the room at 65, then.

0:34:20 > 0:34:24- Hannah, Alison, are you excited? - Yes!- Yes. A bit nervous.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28Aren't we all a bit nervous? It's like that just before the auction.

0:34:28 > 0:34:32Which piece is your best prediction, Hannah?

0:34:32 > 0:34:35Mm, I don't actually know. The Eiffel Tower's my favourite.

0:34:35 > 0:34:41- Well, you found it.- Yes. - The flagstaff on the top has been snapped off.

0:34:41 > 0:34:47The auctioneer didn't like that. I don't think he has the romance of Gay Paris in his heart.

0:34:47 > 0:34:52- Definitely not, no.- But this lot in Bristol are very romantic.

0:34:52 > 0:34:58- All these hard-bitten men in leather coats. - You never know!- You never know.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01First up are your sugar scuttles.

0:35:01 > 0:35:05Two commission bids. Open the bidding here at £28.

0:35:05 > 0:35:0830 anywhere now? At £28 here. 30.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Thank you. 32. 35.

0:35:10 > 0:35:15- Look at this.- 38 now? At £35. 38 anywhere?

0:35:15 > 0:35:18All done at 35? 38 for anyone?

0:35:18 > 0:35:22- At £35. We're selling at 35. - I don't believe this!

0:35:22 > 0:35:26- It's a wiped face. - At least it's not a loss.

0:35:26 > 0:35:30Well done, Hannah. Now hold on, girl. Here comes the Eiffel Tower.

0:35:30 > 0:35:34£20 for this lot? £10, then?

0:35:34 > 0:35:41- Somebody buy it! - £10 for the Eiffel Tower? 5, then? - I'm not liking the look of this.

0:35:41 > 0:35:445, thank you. £5. At £5.

0:35:44 > 0:35:498 anywhere now, then? At £5. All done? At 5? Thank you.

0:35:49 > 0:35:57Oh, dear. No entente cordiale round here. That's minus £23.50. Stand by for your poster.

0:35:57 > 0:36:04Lot 574 is the 1950s framed Chinese Communist propaganda poster. Two commission bids. Start at £50.

0:36:04 > 0:36:0655 anywhere now?

0:36:06 > 0:36:10At £50. 55, anyone? 55. 60.

0:36:10 > 0:36:155 now? At £60 on a commission bid. All done at 60?

0:36:15 > 0:36:18Told you not to buy the Tower!

0:36:18 > 0:36:21- Selling at 60.- That is brilliant.

0:36:21 > 0:36:27- That is plus £15. How cool.- Sorry! - Which means you are minus £8.50.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30Currently. Minus £8.50 after all that.

0:36:30 > 0:36:35- What about this silver salt?- We're gamblers.- You're going to do it?

0:36:35 > 0:36:39- Yeah.- Are you sure?- Yeah. - You don't have to.- Yeah.

0:36:39 > 0:36:44- You don't want to?- We do. - Are we sure about this?- Yes.

0:36:44 > 0:36:50- Not at all sure, but we're going with it.- Final answer. Fine. You can't phone a friend. Yes?

0:36:50 > 0:36:55We're going with it. The decision is made. Here it comes.

0:36:55 > 0:37:01Chinese silver salt with the bamboo decoration. Start me at £30 for this lot? £30?

0:37:01 > 0:37:0530? 20, then? £20 bid. At £20.

0:37:05 > 0:37:1022 anywhere now, then? At £20 only on the Chinese silver salt. 22. 25?

0:37:10 > 0:37:16- At £22. 25 now?- I could cry.- At £22. All done?- I don't believe this.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19All done at 22, then? Thank you.

0:37:19 > 0:37:25£22. Which, very sadly, is minus £53.

0:37:25 > 0:37:30Minus £53. That's a bore, isn't it? That means, overall, you are minus £45.

0:37:30 > 0:37:37- Which is not so bad, is it?- No. - And it could be a winning score. - I've seen worse.

0:37:37 > 0:37:41- The big thing now is don't say a word to the Blues.- We won't.

0:37:41 > 0:37:46- We don't even like 'em! - Mum? All right? Mum.- Mum.

0:37:51 > 0:37:57- Well, kids. How are you feeling? All right?- A little bit nervous. - What have you to be nervous about?

0:37:57 > 0:38:02- Excited as well.- That's the point. How many auctions do you get to?

0:38:02 > 0:38:06- Not many. We've only been to one or two.- There you go. They're good fun.

0:38:06 > 0:38:12- There's lots of people here. You have no idea how the Reds did? - None whatsoever.- You don't want to!

0:38:12 > 0:38:17So that's it. Perfect. First up is the leather gun case.

0:38:17 > 0:38:21Lot 598. Commission bids here. I start off at £40.

0:38:21 > 0:38:25- 45 now.- At 40!- 45. 50.

0:38:25 > 0:38:2755? 60. 5?

0:38:27 > 0:38:32£60. 65 now? At £60. 65 anywhere? All done at £60?

0:38:32 > 0:38:37Selling on a commission bid at £60. All done? At 60.

0:38:37 > 0:38:41Plus £25. Marvellous. £25 up straight up.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Now here we go. The oil lamp, Henry.

0:38:44 > 0:38:49Early 20th century oil lamp base. The neo-classical look.

0:38:49 > 0:38:55Again, commission bids. I'm starting off at £35. 40 I'll take. Thank you. 45. And 50.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57With you at 50. 55 anywhere now?

0:38:57 > 0:39:02At £50 in the room. 55 now? At £50. All done? We sell at 50.

0:39:02 > 0:39:07- Plus £20.- Cheers. - Well done, Henry. That's good.

0:39:07 > 0:39:12- Now the pedal car for £42. - Here we go.

0:39:12 > 0:39:17And again two commission bids. I start off at £35. 40. 5. 50.

0:39:17 > 0:39:22- Well done, Henry. In profit. - With you at £70. 75 now.

0:39:22 > 0:39:26At £70. We sell in the room at 70. All done at 70 and selling?

0:39:26 > 0:39:29- Thank you.- £70. - That is brilliant.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32That is plus £28. Well done.

0:39:32 > 0:39:3645...65...73. Plus £73. How about that?

0:39:36 > 0:39:43- Pretty good, isn't it?- Brilliant. - I mean, you spent £107 and you get £73 of profit.

0:39:43 > 0:39:47I love it. And you get a profit on each lot. We know what that means!

0:39:47 > 0:39:53- Anyway, what are you going to do? Risk all and go with the Japanese bowl?- I don't know.

0:39:53 > 0:39:58- Think carefully.- Don't say a word, Henry.- I don't think we should.

0:39:58 > 0:40:04- Right. You're the boss. We'll stick. - Not going with it? No? All right. We're going to sell it anyway.

0:40:04 > 0:40:09Lot 604. The Satsuma bowl with the decoration of figures.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12A signed piece here. £30 for this lot?

0:40:12 > 0:40:18£30? 30? £20, then? 20 is bid, thank you. 22 now?

0:40:19 > 0:40:23At £20. 22 anywhere? At £20. 22 now. 22, thank you. 25?

0:40:23 > 0:40:29- 25. 28? No? Back of the room. - Nobody's ringing in from Japan(!)

0:40:29 > 0:40:32All done at 25, then?

0:40:34 > 0:40:37I think Lucy deserves a Dairy Milk there!

0:40:37 > 0:40:43- She did well there. - You were cool under fire there. You did not give in.- No.

0:40:43 > 0:40:49You were determined to preserve your £73 of profit by not going with the bonus buy. Well done.

0:40:49 > 0:40:55- It could be a winning score. Don't say a word to the Blues.- No. - Well done.

0:41:00 > 0:41:06Now you lot. One of these teams has got the cream and one of them hasn't.

0:41:06 > 0:41:11- I wonder which is which. Been chatting at all?- No.- No.

0:41:11 > 0:41:17Just as well for the Reds because it's diabolical for you. You were minus £8.50

0:41:17 > 0:41:24then you went with that bonus buy and that torpedoed you down to minus £45.50. Bad luck.

0:41:24 > 0:41:29- Well, we thought we'd gamble. - It started off so nicely.

0:41:29 > 0:41:36- I thought, "We're in with a chance here." Then we didn't do so well until your poster.- Yes.

0:41:36 > 0:41:40- Which was lovely. The high point of your selling process.- It was.

0:41:40 > 0:41:45- There were Communists in the room. - Going to listen to your mother?- Yes.

0:41:45 > 0:41:49- Had a nice time, Hannah?- Wonderful. - Has it been good?- Fantastic.

0:41:49 > 0:41:54Thank you for jollying up our morning. Now for the victors,

0:41:54 > 0:41:56who are going to go home with £73.

0:41:56 > 0:42:03- There's your £70.- Thank you. - I've been dredging the cash box for the remainder.

0:42:03 > 0:42:08You get that in small change. It's a dramatic success, isn't it?

0:42:08 > 0:42:13Steve, £25 profit on your leg of mutton case. That was lovely.

0:42:13 > 0:42:17Couple of Henry victories with the pedal car and the lamp.

0:42:17 > 0:42:21That was very nice. And you decided not to go with the bonus buy.

0:42:21 > 0:42:28Wise move. It preserved your £73. But, of course, as you made a profit on all three items,

0:42:28 > 0:42:33you are eligible to enter the honourable order of the Golden Gavel.

0:42:33 > 0:42:41So we now present you with these nice clips, which you can pin to your bosom and wear with pride.

0:42:41 > 0:42:45- There's one for you, Henry. Have you had one before?- Yes.

0:42:45 > 0:42:50Well, you're entering the club big time, aren't you?

0:42:50 > 0:42:56That's a serious mark of achievement, to make a profit on all three. Congratulations.

0:42:56 > 0:43:00- Had a good time?- Brilliant. - We've loved having you.

0:43:00 > 0:43:05- Join us soon for more bargain hunting. Yes?- ALL: Yes!

0:43:05 > 0:43:11I know, you're sitting there thinking, "I could have done better than that."

0:43:11 > 0:43:17Well, what's stopping you? If you think you can spot a bargain, go to our BBC website and apply.

0:43:17 > 0:43:20It'll be splendid to see you!

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