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0:00:07 > 0:00:11Today, we're in Sussex pounding the streets of Lewes

0:00:11 > 0:00:15and scouring the antiques shops for bargains.

0:00:15 > 0:00:21It's going to be spectacular so let's go bargain hunting, yeah!

0:00:47 > 0:00:52Lewes is famous for its bonfire night and firework displays,

0:00:52 > 0:00:58so will there be any ooohs or aaahs for our bargain hunters today?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Will sparks fly between the contestants?

0:01:01 > 0:01:06Will our experts come up with any bangers? Stay tuned to find out.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14On today's show, the energetic Reds

0:01:14 > 0:01:16drive Catherine to the brink of despair.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19SHE SQUEALS WITH EXASPERATION

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Catherine, what do you think?

0:01:21 > 0:01:22HE LAUGHS

0:01:25 > 0:01:28And it just doesn't add up for the Blues.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- 29 and 12...- And 12.- ..is 31.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34No, it's not, it's 41.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Do you work out the maths in your pub? I'm coming for a drink.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42I tell you what, we're going to win this.

0:01:42 > 0:01:49But will the sums come good at auction?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Yes!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53So let's go meet the teams.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00On our show today, we've got best buddies Will and Alastair

0:02:00 > 0:02:02and Alice and Kenny.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Welcome.- Hello.- Good.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Will, how did you two both meet?

0:02:08 > 0:02:11We met at school, Tim. We sort of bonded over our love of sports.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13We were both in the netball team at school.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Brilliant. You also have another hidden talent.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19A few years ago, I entered the air guitar championship

0:02:19 > 0:02:22which is held annually in Brighton and actually came third.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Out of the whole UK?- Well, of the people who turned up on the night.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29How many people were there? More than three?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Probably about 40 or 50 people.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- That's quite something then, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Are you prepared to give us a demo?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Yeah, would you like to do it with me?- No, thanks.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38I'm just going to watch you perform.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42We have here the runner-up behind the winner's winner

0:02:42 > 0:02:46of the Brighton 2006 air guitar competition, UK Championships.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48On that basis, let's have some music.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51MUSIC: "Back In Black" by AC/DC

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- What do you think, Tim? - It's a bit repetitive.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- It is, it goes on for about four minutes.- That's great.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15All the same moves? You did cartwheels, all that kind of stuff?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18I think the audience, usually they have quite a short attention span

0:03:18 > 0:03:20so you can repeat.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- That was stellar.- OK, thank you. - Very good.- That's very generous.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Not at all, I mean it. Alastair, what do you get up to?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- No air guitaring? - No, I've never tried it.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32I have a real guitar so I kind of play that.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36A lot of people say air guitar is harder than playing a real guitar.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38So what so you get up to, Alastair?

0:03:38 > 0:03:42It says here you are a communications psychology expert.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Yeah, you could call it that.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47I work in a business that does communications,

0:03:47 > 0:03:50a bit of speech writing, some personal impact coaching.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Are you able to divulge anybody that you write speeches for?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- No, I don't think I can.- I see.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59OK, chaps, what are your tactics today?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01We're both trained psychologists at uni

0:04:01 > 0:04:03so we hope to use our psychology.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06You might have noticed we're quite symmetrical in our faces,

0:04:06 > 0:04:0998% symmetrical, so we hope to use that to our advantage.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Women really like men with symmetrical faces

0:04:12 > 0:04:14so 98% is the key figure.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Luckily, we both have that amount of symmetry in our faces.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Well, that's marvellous. I wish you well in your quest today.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Thank you.- Excellent. Now, Blues,

0:04:24 > 0:04:28are you quaking in your boots after all that air guitaring stuff?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- You're not?- No. - How do you follow it?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Alice, how did you meet Kenny?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35We work across the road from each other.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39- I run a shop and Kenny runs a pub. - Tell us about the shop.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42I run a vintage furniture shop and I sell glass and ceramics

0:04:42 > 0:04:44and all kinds of things like that.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48I've just been shortlisted to best vintage shop in the UK.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Well, that's quite something, isn't it?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52It's a very competitive business now.

0:04:52 > 0:04:57Define vintage. Vintage is '50s, '30s, '20s, but not antique?

0:04:57 > 0:05:03- It's not antique, basically. I go between 1930s and 1970s.- Good.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Kenny, how long have you been in the pub trade?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08I've been over in Brighton for six years now.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I've been working the pub for six years

0:05:10 > 0:05:12and I worked in pubs in Ireland before I came over.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15It says here that you see your bar as your stage.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Are you a bit theatrical? - A little bit theatrical, yes.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21It is my stage, I suppose, yes, when you're behind it.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24What sort of things will you be looking out for today?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Because we're in the middle of the country and we're going

0:05:27 > 0:05:29to a country auction, I was thinking country fair.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Hunting, shooting and fishing? - Equestrian paraphernalia.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Bit of strategy there. You've been thinking this through, haven't you?

0:05:37 > 0:05:40I'm very impressed. Anyway, now the money moment. Here's your cash,

0:05:40 > 0:05:45£300 apiece. You know the rules. Your experts await and off you go!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Very, very, very good luck.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Crikey Moses.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Getting the Reds in a spin today,

0:05:55 > 0:05:58it's the lovely Catherine "Wheel" Southon.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02For the Blues, it's our very own rocket man, Mark Stacey.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- How are you feeling this morning, guys?- Very good indeed.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- It's a bit chilly so we'll get inside those antique centres, shall we?- I can't wait.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Guys, I know I'm going to have serious behavioural issues

0:06:20 > 0:06:23with you two before you've even started!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I'm feeling confident. We've got the luck of the Irish with us today.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28We do indeed, yes.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- This is going to be fun! - Yeah.- Let's go shopping.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36I think Catherine's got her work cut out with our air guitar hero

0:06:36 > 0:06:40but let's see if Mark's team can use their vintage knowledge wisely.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Oh.- Lovely!- It's not quite the colour of your eyes though.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Who's the sailor?

0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Like James Bond.- I don't like the way round this has gone.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Like Roger Moore?- In your dreams. Very dashing, chaps.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Right, come on, stop fooling around, boys.- £23.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Is it 23? It's a bargain. - I was joking! Put them away!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I think we can say on our radar is the captain's hat.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15I was joking, I was joking. Let's move on.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Catherine, don't encourage these boys. It could all end in tears.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30But at least the Blues have got their feet firmly on the ground.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33What you think about boot scrapers?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37They're quite good, they're quite fashionable still, aren't they?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40If you've got the right style of house.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41- Is it cast-iron?- It's cast-iron.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44The difficulty with this sort of thing is you don't know

0:07:44 > 0:07:46whether they 're actually period ones or whether

0:07:46 > 0:07:48they've been made out of moulds

0:07:48 > 0:07:50so they could have been made just a few years ago.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Yeah.- But there's a doorstop, as well, which I quite like.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57I like that trefoil shape.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00With the handle and things, again it's quite a good weight too.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01You pop that against the door.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05One's marked at 29, the other's marked at 12.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Work out 29 and 31 is?

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- No, 29 and 12...- And 12.- ..is 31.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13No, it's not. It's 41.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16I tell you what, we're going to win this.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19- Shall we think about it?- I think so.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Onward and downward. - Yes, absolutely.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26So maths is not the Blues' strong point then.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Let's hope their sums add up at auction.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Catherine's on another tack.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37She's appealing to the boys' childish nature. That should succeed.

0:08:37 > 0:08:42- What about the cottage? - Aww, that's quite nice actually.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Antique doll's house. 19th century, late 19th century.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47225.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I don't know, it seems to be a bit damaged.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52A lot of money, isn't it?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55We could probably paint it up a bit before the auction.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57We don't do any painting up or restoring anything.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00We have to buy them as is and then sell it as is.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02"Wood Bine Cottage."

0:09:02 > 0:09:05I think it's got a nice look about it, very punchy.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Price though, isn't it? - It's too much.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Something to think about that. - I think I'd like that at more 150.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Can we negotiate? Shall we use our boyish charms?- Use your charm.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18I'm sure you have plenty of charm.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Uh-oh! The boys are on a charm offensive.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22This could get messy.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31The Blues aren't sticking around either.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- A gentleman has out in the country, doesn't he?- He does.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35What is that, do you think?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- That's for sitting on, isn't it? - It's a shooting stick.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42You plonk that in the ground if you're fishing or hunting.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Then it folds up and you can carry it.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- I don't think it's very old, do you?- No.

0:09:46 > 0:09:51- Looks very '70s, doesn't it? - Is that leather?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Does it feel like leather? It feels like leather to me.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Doesn't feel like leather, does it? - Yeah, how much is it?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Its got a name, it was made in England. A Gamebird.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- We're game birds, aren't we? - Absolutely game birds.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07It's priced up at 27 quid.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Not too bad. What do you think of that?- Pretty pricey, isn't it?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13We'll need to get that down a bit, don't we?

0:10:13 > 0:10:15For a gentleman walking in the field and the countryside,

0:10:15 > 0:10:18it's very handy, isn't it? Like a walking stick as well.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21If you just fancied sitting down and reading your Sunday newspaper

0:10:21 > 0:10:23in the middle of a field. Do you often do that?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I do, yes. Find it very calming, very soothing.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28- How many friends have you got? - Not too many.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I'm getting that picture now.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Do you want to go and ask them what the best price is?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Are you into that? - I like it.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36I've got the gift of the gab here.

0:10:36 > 0:10:42- Off you go.- I think our job's going to be easy here, don't you?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Is he quite a good negotiator, do you think?

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I don't know. I've never really seen him in action to be honest.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51As long as he doesn't agree to buy it without consulting with us first.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Exactly, otherwise he's going to get his wrists slapped.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- £20, he can do it for £20. - How much?- £20.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- That's after shaking the man's hand. - You haven't shaken yet.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Oh, yes, he has.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- I did, I shook the hand on it. - You've bought it?- I bought it.

0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Ken! That's your purchase. - That's fine, I'll stick by that one.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18You'll stick by that one, OK.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21You're going to have to be silent for the next 53 minutes.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24- I might need a sit-down now! - It could come in handy.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Are you going to be like this all day?- I promise I won't.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30- That's my buying done now, I think. - He's not allowed.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34- OK, that's one down.- Right. - Come on, madam.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37You've got a lot of work to do.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Blimey! Kenny was in there like a shot.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Can't rest on your laurels, Blues. Still two items to find.

0:11:47 > 0:11:52Right, then, Reds, let's see this charm offensive.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Hello. How are you?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- We saw in the back there you've got a very nice doll's house.- Yes.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59We were wondering whether we might be able

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- to knock a bit of money off the price.- Knock a bit off?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05How much is it? It's 225, I think.

0:12:05 > 0:12:10We'd really be looking at 140, which I know is a huge whack off.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12190.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- That's the lowest you'll go, no further?- I think 180.

0:12:15 > 0:12:20- If we could go for 180, we'd be happy.- Why not? 180 then, yeah?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23How about one, just one more?

0:12:23 > 0:12:27How about putting one on? How about 181?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- How about that?- OK, you can have it for £179.50.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Excellent.- Beautiful.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Yes. Thanks very much, that's fantastic.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Hmm, was that charm or just bare-faced cheek?

0:12:48 > 0:12:51This is quite fun, guys. Pull those out and then...

0:12:51 > 0:12:53These are nice, aren't they?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Look at the lovely drawers in there and the little pull-out runner

0:12:56 > 0:12:59to keep your little pens and things in.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01It's completely different to what we've bought

0:13:01 > 0:13:05and it's a very usable piece for someone who's collecting small furniture.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- 250 is on it. Shall we have a think about it?- Yeah.- Good.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Nice writing cabinet but at that price, I'd move on.

0:13:13 > 0:13:18Oh, dear! It's getting a bit out of control with the Reds.

0:13:18 > 0:13:23- What do you think?- Can I be brutally honest? It is horrible.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27I'll pop it back up here. What do you think?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29What!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31This is antiques and collectibles!

0:13:31 > 0:13:34There's a duck on the tile, what do you think?

0:13:34 > 0:13:35If you want a duck on a tile...

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- It's kind of nautically themed. - Nautical!

0:13:38 > 0:13:43- If you were sailing on a small lake where there were ducks.- Oh, God!

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Don't worry, Catherine. Only 20 minutes of shopping left.

0:13:49 > 0:13:54Oh, no. Those boys can't be serious. What is Catherine going to say?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Catherine, what do you think?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Oh, no!- We found another doll's house.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Why do we want another doll's house, we've got one.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03What's going to happen is there's going to be a collector

0:14:03 > 0:14:06who wants to buy a doll's house and they'll get into a bidding war

0:14:06 > 0:14:10over the first doll's house and then, oh, lot number 145 comes up

0:14:10 > 0:14:13and it's another doll's house and they think, "I'll buy that one."

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- How much can you get off that? - We haven't tried yet.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17We haven't tried yet but we'll give it a go.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- We've got some stuff up our sleeves. - Have you?- Quite literally.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22OK, go for it.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Poor Catherine.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27These chaps are giving you the run-around, aren't they, love?

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Now, let's see if the Blues can bring

0:14:32 > 0:14:35some calm and sensibility to the occasion.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Gosh, what on Earth is that?

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Kodak and something... Eastwood. Don't you collect cameras?

0:14:41 > 0:14:44I collect Polaroids. That's a bit early.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46- What is that?- I don't know.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- It's a Kodak something. Is it with the case?- It is indeed, cine camera.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Oh, it's a cine camera, is it?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- They're really popular actually. - Are they?

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Super 8 cameras. - That is the case for it.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03- There we are.- Oh, wow.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06- I think it's really wacky, actually. - Probably '60s, isn't it?

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- It's '60s, you think? - Is it working though?

0:15:09 > 0:15:14- We presume so. - We always presume so.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17I think it's more of a decorative feature.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20You know what the retro market is like.

0:15:20 > 0:15:25- It does fall into, I think, the collector's market.- Yeah.

0:15:25 > 0:15:30The trade on it would be 50 but as it's yourself, we can do it for 45.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33It's a tricky thing cos you see it could make 20 or it could make 100.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36You could see that on a bookcase, couldn't you,

0:15:36 > 0:15:38with the case next to it.

0:15:38 > 0:15:44- Oh, There's bits inside as well. - Film reels and leads and everything.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I like it.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- I do.- What are we going to do? Shall we risk it?- Shall we?

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Risk it for a biscuit, why not? - Shall we risk it for a biscuit?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- It's a bargain.- 44.- 44, done.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58- Shall we do it?- 44. Perfect. - Wonderful.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00You get us all now.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04A calm, considered second purchase by the Blues.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Well done.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Now, what are those Reds up to?

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Hello.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16We were wondering about buying this doll's house. What's the best price?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- What have I got on it? - It says 68.

0:16:18 > 0:16:2168. 52?

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Earlier on, we got Tim to sign this photo.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27He told us that if you put these online, or even here,

0:16:27 > 0:16:28they'll be worth £8-10 each.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- We've got two of them. - They're very crumpled.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Well, no, but he said even with crumples.

0:16:33 > 0:16:38£8-10 each? Come on, chaps. Those pics are priceless, surely.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Could we knock a bit off if we give you the signed photo of Tim?

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Of course. Could you go to 50?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46- 48 for two.- No, 50.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- 49, meet in the middle.- 49.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53- 49, thank you very much. - Thank you.- Good luck.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Thanks very much and there's your photo of Tim.- Thanks very much.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- We said two, didn't we? Thanks very much.- Good luck.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Tim will be unhappy he's valued at £1.50 each.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05It's fine, don't worry about that. It's a bargain.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Yes, I am very unhappy, boys. Only £1.50.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11I've got to be worth more than that.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Anyway, chin up and moving swiftly on.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- We're doing really well with Mark, aren't we?- Absolutely.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21- I think he's taken a particular shine to me.- Has he really?

0:17:21 > 0:17:25- I don't know about that.- The first two purchases I'm delighted with.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Kenny's really happy about his shooting stick and the camera,

0:17:28 > 0:17:32I think, is great so I think we're cooking on gas, as they say.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34I think he's very happy with your purchase, yes.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37He didn't get any input with yours, did he? He wasn't allowed.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40You just trotted off down to the guy, shook his hand.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44That's what I am, I'm always very forward like that.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46The competition's on between Catherine and I.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48I know she's got a good eye on her

0:17:48 > 0:17:51but we've bought some pretty eclectic stuff there

0:17:51 > 0:17:54so if the public are on our side, she hasn't got a chance.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58- We'll be projecting the profits. - Fighting talk, Mark. Game on.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04There's only minutes left and Catherine has lost the chaps.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08- Boys! Team!- That's a worry.

0:18:08 > 0:18:13- Where are you? - It's sturdy, it's good.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17- How's the chair?- It's not bad. It's quite tight.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Do you know what, I really haven't got the energy any more.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22What do you think?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27We found this chair. What do you think?

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Its deco, isn't it? Its a bit like the cloud furniture. £95!

0:18:31 > 0:18:35I only wanted to spend about £30. OK, What's the other option?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38The other thing is over here. In fact, there's two more.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40We found this. It's very rusty.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Definitely not. No, I don't think so.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45I think if it's a really nice carved wooden one

0:18:45 > 0:18:49but there's a bit of a health and safety issue going on.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52The only other thing we thought, just because we're in such a rush,

0:18:52 > 0:18:55is this. I don't know what you think of this.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58- No.- Simply for the price.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- It's in terrible condition. - We don't have the time, Catherine.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Take the chair or take this. I'd rather take the chair.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Because it doesn't have arms, is that a problem?- Take the chair.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- We have one minute. - Oh, my goodness!- Let's go.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Catherine's at breaking point.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20The Blues are cutting it fine too. The clock is ticking.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22I'm going to give you that quickly, all right?

0:19:22 > 0:19:26I'm going to give you that quickly.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30- Then we'll put them straight back in as well. How much?- 230.- 230!

0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Lovely enamel dial there. - The case is silver as well.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36The case is silver.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38I love the dial and it's a nice retailer,

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Butcher & Webb, Nottingham. How much is on that?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- It's 370.- That's way out.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48- How much have we spent?- 60.- 64.- 64.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52- 61.- No, 64.- 64.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Do you work out the maths in your pub?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57I'm coming for a drink.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59- You get it for half price. - I'm going to get a round.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02I think we like this, don't we?

0:20:02 > 0:20:06- You can use it as an easel, you can stand it up like that.- I like that.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08I like it too.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- 230... 200 I guess is the best.- 200.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13That's 264 then we've spent.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16I mean, it's a bit of a risky one but it is quality.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20- You ain't got a lot of time, guys, here.- Let's just do it.

0:20:20 > 0:20:21200, do it.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Yeah?- Time is out on us really, isn't it?

0:20:25 > 0:20:30Just time. Time to go. Time for me to leave.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Time's up!- Ah, I get it now.

0:20:33 > 0:20:38- Oh, yes, finally!- Oh my God! - The penny's dropped.- Oh, Kenny.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Time's up for you too.

0:20:43 > 0:20:48One more purchase to go and Catherine is looking worried.

0:20:48 > 0:20:53- Hi!- We're in a real rush, we've only got one minute left.- One minute.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56We've found this and this and we've only got £65 left.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- What can you do for us? - I'd have to phone her.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02I can't let you buy that. It's just a shop's dummy.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05I don't want to buy it. I'm only thinking because of the price.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09It's horrible. It's a sort of £10... Please don't buy that.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13It must be the 98% symmetry that Will likes.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- It does look a little bit like you. - I am very good-looking, Catherine.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- He's chiselled.- Hi. - Thank you so much.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Hello, hi. I'm very sorry to talk to you.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25We really, really like your Art-Deco chair.

0:21:25 > 0:21:32It's beautiful but we literally do not have a penny over, I think, £70.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36What can you do on this shop dummy thing?

0:21:36 > 0:21:4155. Can you come down a bit more on that one? All right, OK.

0:21:41 > 0:21:46- Thank you, bye.- 55. That's not bad, is it?

0:21:46 > 0:21:50- That will leave you with £15.50. - I wouldn't pay over...

0:21:50 > 0:21:55I wouldn't buy it, full stop, but I wouldn't pay over £5.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58You said he looks like me and now you're saying he's horrible.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- No, no, no, I just...- OK, let's go.

0:22:01 > 0:22:06Will we all shake hands or go for a high-five?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Yeah!- Catherine.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13- I don't think I can bear to do it. - We did well.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16We've got literally five seconds left.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19SHE SQUEALS WITH EXASPERATION

0:22:19 > 0:22:22- Shall we have a hug, Catherine? - A group hug.- We've done it.

0:22:22 > 0:22:23We've got the goods. Yay!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30The Reds look happy. Can't say the same for poor Catherine.

0:22:30 > 0:22:35Let's remind ourselves what they bought.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Their crafty use of t-shirts got the Wood Bine doll's house

0:22:38 > 0:22:42down to £179.50.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47Another disrespectful gag with my signed photos

0:22:47 > 0:22:49got the Tri-Ang doll's house down to £49.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55They christened the torso Sebastian which cost them £55.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57What are they on?

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Poor Catherine. You're looking thoroughly pecked here.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Are you all right, darling? - I'm exhausted.- Are you?- Yes.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Was it too much? - Too much, it really is.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Have you had a nice time? - Yeah, yeah.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12- How much did you spend all round? - £283.50. We haven't left much.

0:23:12 > 0:23:17£283.50, so can I have £16.50 of left-over lolly, please?

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Thank you very much, Will, that's lovely.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20There's 15. Have you got any change?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22This is marvellous, isn't it?

0:23:22 > 0:23:26I think this is like you borrowed some from the bank or something or other.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29OK, fine. £16.50. Happy? Lovely.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Over to you, Catherine. £16.50, darling.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- What are you going to do with that? - Do you know what, Tim?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37I am so pleased that I'm going to be shopping by myself

0:23:37 > 0:23:40because these two have been driving me crazy for a whole hour.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42But £16.50 is not much, is it?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45It is not much but I will work wonders, I am sure.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Once you've bought your item for under £16.50,

0:23:48 > 0:23:50go and have a quick lie-down, all right?

0:23:50 > 0:23:51On that happy note,

0:23:51 > 0:23:54why don't we remind ourselves what the Blue Team bought?

0:23:54 > 0:23:59Kenny went solo and did a quick deal on the shooting stick for £20.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03The team regrouped and went for the Kodak projector.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11And finally, they went big on a large silver pocket watch.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Right, you lot. What are you finding so giggly,

0:24:15 > 0:24:17just because you finished your shopping?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Are you pleased about that? - Very happy.- Happy with that, Kenny?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Absolutely, yes. - Nothing you want to swap?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24It's all done now, isn't it? Too late anyway.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28- What's the total amount that you spent?- £264.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32£264, can I have £36 left-over lolly, please?

0:24:32 > 0:24:33I like the blue nails.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37- You're on the Blue Team, aren't you?- Really?

0:24:37 > 0:24:38No fool this girl. Here you go.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42There's the £36, what are you going to do with that, Mark?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45I don't know yet. Something that might make a profit.

0:24:45 > 0:24:46That would be good.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48On that happy note, I bid you farewell.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Meanwhile, we are heading off to Polesden Lacey

0:24:51 > 0:24:54which is in, of course, sunny Surrey.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09This is Polesden Lacey,

0:25:09 > 0:25:14one of the most visited of all the National Trust properties

0:25:14 > 0:25:16across the land.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19It was once the home of Richard Brinsley Sheridan,

0:25:19 > 0:25:23the playwright, but today is famed as a showcase

0:25:23 > 0:25:27of everything that is fine and refined

0:25:27 > 0:25:31about Edwardian country-house life,

0:25:31 > 0:25:35and that is all largely down to one lady.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Margaret Greville was the illegitimate daughter

0:25:39 > 0:25:43of William McEwan, a millionaire Scottish brewer.

0:25:43 > 0:25:48She rose from her obscure origins to gain great wealth

0:25:48 > 0:25:51and the friendship of royalty.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56And boy, did she like the good things in life!

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Just look at this room.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03It was fitted up at the height of the Edwardian period

0:26:03 > 0:26:06between 1907 and 1909

0:26:06 > 0:26:10by an interior decorating film called Mewes and Davis,

0:26:10 > 0:26:14who coincidentally at the same time were fitting up the interior

0:26:14 > 0:26:17of the Ritz Hotel,

0:26:17 > 0:26:22hence the term "Ritzy," and that's what this room gives you in spades.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29When it was designed, she asked for a room

0:26:29 > 0:26:34fit to entertain kings in and this saloon fits the bill.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Mrs Greville displayed her collections in a series of vitrines.

0:26:42 > 0:26:47Chinese and Japanese ceramic, European ceramics

0:26:47 > 0:26:52and knick-knacks in these flat-topped specimen tables.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Just have a look at this lot.

0:27:06 > 0:27:12And here we've got a very special group of Mrs Greville's objects.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16Each of these pieces is by or attributed

0:27:16 > 0:27:20to the great Russian master, Carl Faberge,

0:27:20 > 0:27:23with the exception of one piece.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Carl Faberge, who took over

0:27:26 > 0:27:30the family jewelling and silversmithing business in 1870,

0:27:30 > 0:27:33when he was only 24, went on to produce

0:27:33 > 0:27:37supremely expensive and desirable objets d'art.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43For Mrs Greville, it's the miniature size that would have appealed

0:27:43 > 0:27:46and the fact that they're so beautifully made.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48If you look at this wise old owl,

0:27:48 > 0:27:54Carl Faberge made this out of a piece of mineral.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Just look at the way he's carved the owl's face

0:27:57 > 0:28:01and has delineated every feather in its plumage.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05Behind, we've got a little Faberge frog.

0:28:05 > 0:28:09Frogs that live in green, slimy pools and ponds,

0:28:09 > 0:28:14hence Faberge has selected nephrite as the material

0:28:14 > 0:28:17out of which to carve this frog.

0:28:17 > 0:28:21It's green and mottled and very appropriate.

0:28:21 > 0:28:26For me, the cutest of these animals has to be the baby elephant

0:28:26 > 0:28:34created by Faberge 40 years before Walt Disney dreamt up Dumbo.

0:28:34 > 0:28:38And the one piece not by Faberge is the Pekinese,

0:28:38 > 0:28:41which apparently is by Cartier,

0:28:41 > 0:28:43an equally prestigious name.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47This one would have had a particular appeal for Mrs Greville

0:28:47 > 0:28:50because, of course, she kept Pekinese here.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53Of course, the big question today for our teams over at the auction,

0:28:53 > 0:28:57will it transpire that they've bought a lot of old dogs, or not?

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Any more at £45 then, anyone in the room?

0:29:05 > 0:29:07It's £45, gentleman dead ahead.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Last chance, £45.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15Well, we've reimported our village to Wisborough Green in West Sussex

0:29:15 > 0:29:21to Bellmans sale room, to be with JP, Jonathan Pratt, a legend.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23- How are you?- Very good, Tim.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25What about this lot, then? This is novel, isn't it?

0:29:25 > 0:29:27This is right up our street, actually.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30Well, I think it's famous, what these guys have gone with.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32First up is Wood Bine Cottage.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35I really like Wood Bine Cottage, being late 19th century,

0:29:35 > 0:29:38but also the way it's the original paintwork on it

0:29:38 > 0:29:41and it's got the name on the top and the interior, rather sweet.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44The thing is, you could have it as an ornament in the house.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46You could just have it tucked away and it looks rather sweet.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49What do you think it's worth, Wood Bine Cottage? Freehold, detached?

0:29:49 > 0:29:53- Couple of acres? What can you say? - I thought £80-120.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56- 120 grand?- Yes, yes.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58OK. The boys paid £179.50.

0:29:58 > 0:30:02I don't know whether we'll get to there but we might get very close.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04That, I think, will be very exciting.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07This Tri-Ang fellow is much more out of the factory.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09Doesn't do it for me.

0:30:09 > 0:30:10As these get play-worn, they look worse.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13As that gets play-worn, it actually adds to the charm.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16This one here deteriorates with age

0:30:16 > 0:30:18and the painted one almost appreciates.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20You're absolutely right. I had never considered that.

0:30:20 > 0:30:24- How much do you think for little Tri-Ang?- Realistically, £40-60.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27- Really?- £49 they paid, those boys, for that.

0:30:27 > 0:30:31- They got a bit of a snip there potentially.- Let's hope, yeah.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Talking of snips, what do you think about smiler here?

0:30:34 > 0:30:36Sort of a part lot, really, isn't he?

0:30:36 > 0:30:38This to me is absolutely ghastly. It's made of plastic.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41It's all rubbed, it's come out of a skip. What's it worth?

0:30:41 > 0:30:43Is it worth a £5 note?

0:30:43 > 0:30:47I don't sell stuff for a fiver so I struggled and put a tenner on it.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50Did you? I don't blame you. £10 if you're lucky, really.

0:30:50 > 0:30:54£55 is what they paid, which I think is completely torpedo country.

0:30:54 > 0:30:55I think so too.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58If that's the case and Wood Bine Cottage

0:30:58 > 0:31:00doesn't do as well as we think it might do,

0:31:00 > 0:31:04they're going to need that bonus buy so let's go and have a look at it.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07Will, Alastair, what have you done to your faces, chaps?

0:31:07 > 0:31:09This is testosterone.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13We hit puberty, I think, and this happened.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16Between the shopping and the auction, you hit puberty.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19To be honest with you, we saw your moustache and we thought

0:31:19 > 0:31:22we've got to get in on the action

0:31:22 > 0:31:24and go for the more rock-star kind of look.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27What do you eat to grow your hair with such rapidity?

0:31:27 > 0:31:30400mg of testosterone a day.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33- If I gave that a yank... - Please don't.

0:31:33 > 0:31:37That's great fun, isn't it? You spent nearly everything.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39You gave Catherine £16.50.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42Did she blow the lot? And to help her out,

0:31:42 > 0:31:45because there are two of them, I'm going to whip that off.

0:31:45 > 0:31:49I have bought you these rather special

0:31:49 > 0:31:5319th-century green ribbed apothecary bottles.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56- What did they hold? - It would have been medicine.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59That's the clue there of what was contained inside.

0:31:59 > 0:32:04- They're nicely ribbed, lovely enamel signs.- I like them.

0:32:04 > 0:32:08I can't believe you're not very impressed with these. £16.50!

0:32:08 > 0:32:11- £16.50 for the two. - For the two.- Amazing.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14- Let me tell you, that is a bargain. - I think you're probably right.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16I think you're going to have to be really, really,

0:32:16 > 0:32:18really nice to Catherine about this.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Thank you so much, Catherine.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24Just check out whether she likes really hairy men

0:32:24 > 0:32:27coming to her auctions too before we get to the auction.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29- OK.- On that happy note,

0:32:29 > 0:32:32let's check out what the auctioneer thinks about the drug bottles.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Here we go, Jonathan. Something for you to rub on.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39Every morning, without fail.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41You like a bit of universal liniment.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43- There you go.- It's useful. - Certainly is.

0:32:43 > 0:32:47If you've got problems with your hocks, that's what you'll rub on.

0:32:47 > 0:32:51- Hollyhocks?- No, your hocks, you fool!- OK.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55If you want to bump off the in-laws, give them a bit of digitalis.

0:32:55 > 0:32:56- Absolutely.- In their tea.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59Why on Earth would you want the digitalis at home anyway?

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Well, you never know, do you?

0:33:01 > 0:33:03You never know who's coming round for tea!

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Quite right. Two nice little medicine bottles, actually.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09What the collectors like are the nice clean labels, don't they?

0:33:09 > 0:33:11That's a lovely clean label.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13What would you expect to get at the auction for them?

0:33:13 > 0:33:16£30-50 because they can be quite popular.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19I tell you, Catherine Southon will be over the Moon about that.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20£16.50 she paid.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23You could double the money if the boys decide to go

0:33:23 > 0:33:27with Catherine Southon's advice, which thus far is unlikely.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30But you never know, they might have a swift about-turn

0:33:30 > 0:33:34when they see how this lot have done. Anyway, moving on.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37That's it for the Reds, now for the Blues.

0:33:37 > 0:33:38Alice and Kenny, shooting stick.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41- This should be popular around here, Jonathan.- Absolutely.

0:33:41 > 0:33:45You tend not to go to auction to buy yourself a shooting stick,

0:33:45 > 0:33:48- and it is quite a modern one, really.- Yes.

0:33:48 > 0:33:49So what might it bring?

0:33:49 > 0:33:52I have broken the cardinal rule of myself and given it 5-10,

0:33:52 > 0:33:54because that was as low as I really would go.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57That's a cunning strategy, well done. They paid 20.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59Ditto, really, this projector.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03I really quite like the ornamental quality of it. The polished metal...

0:34:03 > 0:34:08The sculpture. You are so right. You've persuaded me yet again.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11- What's the estimate?- £20-40. - How much?- £20-40.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13You don't like it that much, do you?

0:34:13 > 0:34:16- That's so miserable. - Come and get me!

0:34:16 > 0:34:19You're telling me! £44 they paid.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21That's hopeful, but nonetheless.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23OK, moving on then seamlessly

0:34:23 > 0:34:27to the silver-case pocket-watch in its travelling case.

0:34:27 > 0:34:28I quite liked him actually.

0:34:28 > 0:34:33- Sadly, the dial has had a couple of patches filled in.- Polyfilla.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37A decent-sized watch like that in this silver case.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40- It's quite a good case actually. - What's it worth?

0:34:40 > 0:34:42- Realistically, £70-100.- Oh, dear.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45- Kenny paid £200 for this. - That's pretty steep!

0:34:45 > 0:34:48It's a big old price, isn't it?

0:34:48 > 0:34:50That's going to torpedo them almost certainly, in which case

0:34:50 > 0:34:54they're going to need the bonus buy so let's go and have a look at it.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58Now, Alice, Kenny, you spent £264 which was a magnificent effort.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01- Yeah.- £36 went across to Mark Stacey.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04Did you blow the lot, Mark?

0:35:04 > 0:35:06Well, Tim, this is what I blew it on.

0:35:06 > 0:35:11It's a little gilt metal mounted box set with, I think, jade,

0:35:11 > 0:35:14and I think it's rather charming with all the decoration.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17- Do you think it's English? - No, I think it's probably eastern.

0:35:17 > 0:35:18Chinese, maybe.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22- With the stepped corners and the decoration on it.- Very nice indeed.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25- Do you want to hold it? - Kenny's taken a shine to it already.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27I think it'll appeal to the market and I only paid -

0:35:27 > 0:35:28are you ready for this?

0:35:28 > 0:35:31- Steady.- £20.

0:35:31 > 0:35:36- OK.- I would love it to make over 100. - So would we.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40And we need it. After your bargains!

0:35:40 > 0:35:44Now, now! Anyway, there we go. That's nice, isn't it?

0:35:44 > 0:35:48A seriously bullish prediction from your expert,

0:35:48 > 0:35:50but for the audience at home right now,

0:35:50 > 0:35:53let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Mark's box.

0:35:54 > 0:35:58- That's handsome, isn't it? - I rather like it, actually.

0:35:58 > 0:35:59It's not the finest quality of carving

0:35:59 > 0:36:03but it's fairly sharp, it is Chinese, that's a magic thing

0:36:03 > 0:36:05and the internet eats them up around the world.

0:36:05 > 0:36:10I've gone along with a £50-70 estimate which I think is sensible.

0:36:10 > 0:36:16- That cunning old Mark only paid £20. - Crikey.- The Welsh wizard.- 'ey, boyo.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18- Oh, boyo.- Tidy.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20- This should be a gash, shouldn't it? - I think so.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22I think so.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27Any more at £550? All done?

0:36:31 > 0:36:35- Now, lads, your first item is Wood Bine Cottage.- That's right.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38- Do you still fancy it? - I think it's going to be a good one.

0:36:38 > 0:36:43Well, the auctioneer thought it was worth £80-100.

0:36:43 > 0:36:48You paid £179.50, so on that basis it doesn't stand an earthly,

0:36:48 > 0:36:50but actually, I think it's a really nice thing.

0:36:50 > 0:36:51I think the auctioneer's wrong.

0:36:51 > 0:36:56Well, he's just put an estimate on that might be a bit tempting, yes?

0:36:56 > 0:36:59Anyway, first up for you chaps is Wood Bine Cottage.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02It's detached, it's freehold and here it comes.

0:37:02 > 0:37:07Considerable interest in this lot. I'll start at 170. With me at £170.

0:37:07 > 0:37:12Looking for 180 now. 180, 190, 200, 220.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15We didn't pay too much!

0:37:15 > 0:37:21- 300. Commission bid at 300. - That's nothing for a cottage!

0:37:21 > 0:37:25Commission bid against you at 300. £300 then, against you all at £300.

0:37:25 > 0:37:30Yes, that's so good, £300.

0:37:30 > 0:37:35That is £120.50. Now, here comes the Tri-Ang.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Start me at £20 for the Tri-Ang doll's house.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40Thank you, front row at 20. Let's go up now, surely worth 25.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Go on, Jonathan.

0:37:42 > 0:37:46- Maiden bid of £20. - Go on!- At £20.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49- Uh-oh. £20. - What did we pay for that?

0:37:49 > 0:37:53That's -29. Here comes Sebastian.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56What a fine specimen he is.

0:37:56 > 0:38:00To save time, let's start at £5 for this.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02£5 is bid, thank you, at £5.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05At £5, looking for 10 now. 5, 10, 15?

0:38:05 > 0:38:08- Shakes her head at 15. - 10 it is.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11At £10, at the very back, any more at £10?

0:38:11 > 0:38:16- That's outrageous. - All the good work we did.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19- He didn't drum up any interest. - So, £46.50.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21That's what you've got in the way of profit.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23What are you going to do about these bottles?

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Are you going to risk £16.50?

0:38:25 > 0:38:27Are you going to trust Catherine here?

0:38:27 > 0:38:30You don't have to do it! Just make your choice.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33You're going to do it quickly? Going with it, yes.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35You are going with it. Wow!

0:38:35 > 0:38:39We're going with the bonus buy. Here they come and good luck!

0:38:39 > 0:38:43I have bids to start me at £35.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46- Yay!- £35 straight up.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49£40 against you on the book.

0:38:49 > 0:38:53£45, internet. Commission bids have gone. 45 on the internet.

0:38:53 > 0:38:57Fair warning, selling to the internet at £45.

0:38:57 > 0:39:03£45. That's £28.50, plus £28.50.

0:39:03 > 0:39:07That means you have a grand total of £75.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10- I think we need a shake all round on this.- Yeah.

0:39:10 > 0:39:14Seriously, chaps, congratulations and well done.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Isn't that extraordinary?

0:39:23 > 0:39:26- Do you know how the Reds got on?- No.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28- Do you know how the Reds got on, convincingly?- Convincingly.

0:39:28 > 0:39:32- Genuinely?- Genuinely. - You don't want to know. OK, fine.

0:39:32 > 0:39:35First up then is the shooting stick and here she comes.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38I can start at £10. £10 is bid, I'll take 15 though.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41We need a bit more, don't we?

0:39:41 > 0:39:46On the book at 10. It's £10 then, on the book at £10. Fair warning.

0:39:46 > 0:39:51This is just so sad. Sorry about that start. -£10.

0:39:51 > 0:39:55A Kodascope projector by the Eastman Kodak company.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57Start me at £20.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00£20 for this? Surely worth £20. £10 then.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02£10 at the every back, at £10, thank you.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04Looking for 15 now. I'll sell it for 10.

0:40:04 > 0:40:08£10 is -34.

0:40:09 > 0:40:13Lot 79 is the large silver-plated pocket-watch.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16£20 is bid with me, at £20. 25 internet, 30 internet, 35 internet.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19Do I see 40 in the room? 40 internet. 45 internet.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21They're fighting each other for this.

0:40:21 > 0:40:2450 internet. 55 internet.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26- Anyone else want to join in? - Be brave.

0:40:26 > 0:40:3065 on the internet. £70, internet. 75, they keep going.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Thank goodness for the internet.

0:40:32 > 0:40:37£80 internet bid, at £80. 85 internet. £90 on the internet.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40£90 it is. All done on the net?

0:40:41 > 0:40:46-154. -154, I'm afraid.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49- Are you going to go with the metal box?- Yes.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Let's cross our legs and hope for the best. Here it comes.

0:40:52 > 0:40:56Start me at £20 for this. Surely 20. 20 is bid, looking for 5 now.

0:40:56 > 0:41:0025 waving. 30, 35, 40.

0:41:00 > 0:41:0545, 50. 55. 55, the lady's bid.

0:41:05 > 0:41:09Now 60 on the net if you want to join in. 65 waving at me still.

0:41:09 > 0:41:1270 on the net. 75 waving.

0:41:12 > 0:41:1580 on the net. 85 waving.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Internet bidder's persistent. £100 on the net.

0:41:17 > 0:41:20£100, stopping now at £100. Do I see 110 anywhere?

0:41:20 > 0:41:24Internet bid then, selling £100.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27Well done, Mark Stacey. That's the way to do it.

0:41:27 > 0:41:33Buy it for 20, sell it for 100. That's a very nice £80 profit.

0:41:33 > 0:41:40- You are -£74.- I reckon we'll still beat those Reds.- You are -£74.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42The big thing now is don't say a word to the Reds

0:41:42 > 0:41:46and all will be revealed in a moment.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Everybody happy? You jolly well ought to be happy.

0:41:56 > 0:42:00Been chatting at all between the Reds and Blues?

0:42:00 > 0:42:05So you don't know who's ahead or who's behind? No idea. Good.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Somebody's got to be behind. We don't have losers any more.

0:42:08 > 0:42:12We only have runners-up. The runners-up today are the Blues.

0:42:12 > 0:42:16I know, it's unbelievable, isn't it?

0:42:16 > 0:42:19You made a loss on every single item.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22You were in a very sticky wicket state with -154

0:42:22 > 0:42:25and along came your knight in shining armour

0:42:25 > 0:42:28in the form of Stacey who pitched up with a profit of £80

0:42:28 > 0:42:32on that Chinese box, which is something else, isn't it?

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Sadly, it only reduced your losses to -74,

0:42:35 > 0:42:39- but it was exciting, wasn't it? - It was.- It was really exciting,

0:42:39 > 0:42:41but nothing like as exciting as the £75 profit

0:42:41 > 0:42:43which these Reds are going off with.

0:42:43 > 0:42:47Here's the £75 profit. Look at that. How extraordinary!

0:42:47 > 0:42:51I'm a little bit surprised that we didn't make more, if I'm honest.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54- In all honesty, I'm so surprised and happy.- That's lovely.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56As usual, a split decision from the Reds.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58It's the taking part that counts.

0:42:58 > 0:43:01- Win or lose... - We won, what are you talking about?

0:43:01 > 0:43:03It sounds like loser talk but we're just happy.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06You're ahead today and congratulations.

0:43:06 > 0:43:10In fact, join us soon for some more bargain hunting. Yes? Yes!

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