0:00:04 > 0:00:07Yes, it's that time of day again.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11In fact, it's a delightful day here in Derby.
0:00:11 > 0:00:16We're going full steam ahead, so let's go bargain hunting! Yeah!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46We're at an antiques and collectors' fair
0:00:46 > 0:00:50in a space that was once a railway roundhouse.
0:00:50 > 0:00:55We're hoping that our teams today will be able to turn in a decent profit.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Right now, though, let's have a quick peek at what's coming up.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02'There'll be some shocking items. '
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Human hair. Real human hair.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09'And some equally shocking jokes.'
0:01:09 > 0:01:11MIMICS TOMMY COOPER: My mate bought a greyhound.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14I said, "What are you going to do with it?" He said, "Race it."
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- I said, "By the look of it, you'll beat it!" - COMEDY CYMBALS
0:01:17 > 0:01:20'Just like that! That's all coming up.'
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Now, let's meet today's teams.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Today it's a family show, with two teams,
0:01:30 > 0:01:34each with a father and daughter combo from heaven.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- For the Reds, it's Dave and Kelly. Hello.- Hello.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41And for the Blues, it's Gary and Zoe. Hello, everyone.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Great to see you. Now, Dave, what is it you do for a living?
0:01:44 > 0:01:48I'm a shipping agent, Tim, which basically means I ship things abroad for people.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52And it can be anything from excavators to drawing pins,
0:01:52 > 0:01:54and it's the paperwork side of things, really.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Now, tell us about your love of football.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Well, when I was 16 or 17, I signed on for Leicester City.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Did you?- In those days, they called it schoolboy terms.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06And I was a goalkeeper.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10The downside was the first team goalkeeper was a guy called Gordon Banks.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- A-ha.- The second team goalkeeper was a guy called Peter Shilton.
0:02:14 > 0:02:20- A-ha!- And both of them went on to be two of the best goalkeepers England have ever had.- Yeah.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- So when I went training, I was able to train with these two guys.- Yeah.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- And it was absolutely unbelievable. - I bet it was.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28And they were really nice. It was fantastic.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Kelly, what do you do to earn you crust, darling?
0:02:30 > 0:02:35I'm a self-employed singer and a dancer. So trained in it for three years.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37And loads of different jobs and gigs throughout the year
0:02:37 > 0:02:40but my main income is from an ABBA tribute band that I sing with.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Oh, right.- I play the blonde one, I wear a wig.- Right.- Agnetha.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47We do loads of gigs nationally, internationally,
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- we've been as far as South Korea. - Have you?- We do a lot of European...
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- Do South Koreans, are they into ABBA?- Apparently so. Who knew?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Well, we know that now. That must be quite fun.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Yeah, it is fun. No two weeks are the same.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- And that's what I like about it. - Yes.- It is good.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08- Very glamorous and great fun.- Good fun.- Good luck today on Bargain Hunt.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Thank you. - Very, very nice to meet you.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Well, actually, for the Blues, we've got some more performing talent, haven't we?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Gary, tell me about the business you run with Zo-Zo.
0:03:17 > 0:03:23- Er, we were fortunate enough to buy a club nine years ago in Sutton-in-Ashfield.- Oh, yes.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25It's from the late 1950s.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28It's been a live music venue.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I bought it nine years ago when it was on its heels a little bit.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34And we've brought it back up to scratch where we get now full houses.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37But you do a bit of singing yourself, don't you?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- I was on the road for 25 years as a pro.- Were you?- Yeah.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I must admit. So we've a lot in common, actually.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47So when you perform, you do your gigs in your own club, what sort of things do you get up to?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51At the moment, into the rock thing, bit of Free and Bad Company, that kind of thing.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Prior to that, on my cabaret shows
0:03:54 > 0:03:56it was more Tom Jonesy, Neil Diamond, Elvis.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Are you feeling in good voice this morning?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01This morning? We had a late night last night.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03We had a Madness tribute on at the club.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06We were still there till four, I'm now here at eight o'clock in the morning.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08You're not going to give us the voice?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12# I saw the light on the night that had passed by the window #
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Oh, I'm with it. - HE LAUGHS
0:04:14 > 0:04:19- I should stop while you're ahead. - Exactly.- So what's it like working with your dad?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Er, brilliant. We get on really well.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24We've sort of got, erm, with booking the bands,
0:04:24 > 0:04:30Dad's sort of the 60s, 70s, I'm more of the 80s kind of bands, and we work well together.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34It seems to me that your dad has passed on his love of music to you, girl.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Absolutely. Yeah. I've always been a lover of great music anyway.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I can remember from being a young age
0:04:40 > 0:04:42being brought up on bands like The Beatles, Led Zeppelin,
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Billy Joel, The Stones. I just love all that kind of music.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- It's pulsing round your blood stream, isn't it? - Absolutely. Absolutely.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52What are your tactics going to be today to beat the Reds?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Quality.- Is it? - Quality.- Spend everything?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- We're going to do our best. - Speculate?- Yes.- Yes. - And spend a lot of money.- Indeed.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Well, it'll be interesting to see what you actually do in a minute.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Anyway, here we go, here's the money, £300 a piece.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08You know the rules. Your experts await. Off you go!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12And very, very, very good luck. I feel like bursting into song.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13But I won't.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18'In reflective mood today, Thomas Plant will be assisting the Reds.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20'Whilst happy snapper David Harper
0:05:20 > 0:05:25'will be focusing on capturing cheesy moments with the Blues.'
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Right, come on, you two. What are we going to be looking for?
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Well, I think we're going for quality today.- Quality?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36We know you specialise in jewellery so we thought we'd go for a bit of jewellery,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39make all the money on that, and then see what happens after that.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42And I've got to say, that is worrying me deeply.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- This is going to be the answer to our prayers.- Seriously?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Definitely.- I've been looking for that answer for a long time.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- MIMICS TOMMY COOPER: I've only to do that, and I'll make some money.- Oh, my Lord. Let's rock and roll, guys.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Let's go for it.- Let's do it.- OK.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Good morning.- Morning.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Do you like the old charm bracelets, Zoe?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09I think it's decorative and it would appeal to somebody,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12because it's got the car, the cat...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Are they all silver? - All silver, yes.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17The lowest I could go, and really the lowest, is 100.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- 100. Yeah.- What about if I make you laugh, would you take £10 off?- No.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- THEY LAUGH - You'd make me cry.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27MIMICS TOMMY COOPER: Thank you very much. I'll come back to that one.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- It's still 100. - I think we'll come back to that.- OK.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34'Aye, aye. I think we've got a bit of a joker on our hands.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36'He thinks he's Tommy Cooper.'
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- MIMICS TOMMY COOPER: What time is it? - THEY LAUGH
0:06:38 > 0:06:42'And I think Zoe's heard these gags before.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46'Looks like the Blues aren't the only jokers around today.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48'Preparing for battle, Dave?'
0:06:55 > 0:06:58That's rather fun, isn't it? The military badge.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Those are always lovely. - We're interested in military things. - Always lovely, those things.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04So what exactly is that, Tom?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07This is an Artillery Corps World War I sweetheart brooch.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Think of this poor woman who wore this brooch
0:07:10 > 0:07:13as her chap was there in the mud, in the theatre of war.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17You know, the grimness, the noise, the death.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19And actually, you evoke all of that,
0:07:19 > 0:07:21you think, actually, this has got a lot of history to it.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24And it's actually assayed for London 1917.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Yeah, OK. - Yeah. By Collett & Anderson. That's actually quite a sweet thing.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- I quite like that, actually. - What's the price on that, then?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- It's £45. What's your very best on that?- I can do 40 on it.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Can you do a bit more?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- I'd like a bit more.- You'd like a bit more?- 30?- Can't do 30.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- I can do 38.- 35?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- It's got to be 35.- 38.
0:07:46 > 0:07:4838, it's the death, she said 38.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52I think we've sort of... You have to draw a line somewhere.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Yeah, 38, that's...- It's a fair price.- You're too soft, Kelly.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58I'm just trying to be fair. I think that...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I can see a bit of bickering going to happen today.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04It's worth a punt at £38, and it doesn't seem...
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- If you're happy, you're happy... - I'm happy. Yeah. Are you happy?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Of course I am.- We're all happy.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Are you happy?- I'm happy. - Well, that's fine.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- £38.- 38.- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20'# I'm HAPPY, I'm HAPPY #
0:08:20 > 0:08:24'So, it's smiles all round as the Reds make their first purchase. Well done!'
0:08:24 > 0:08:26That's a bit funky.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- You'd have to have the house for it, if you know what I mean. - Yes. Absolutely.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32You're going to have someone who's interested in boats,
0:08:32 > 0:08:36someone who's interested in the Art Deco period. I think it's a bit funky.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38I... You know, it's a bit rock and roll, baby.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Do you think it would sell well at auction?- I do think it would sell well at auction.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46I just like it. But I might be completely wrong.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50It has been known before for me to be completely wrong.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Yes, I've been watching the programme.- Yes, you have seen the programme.- Watch it every day.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Shall we see if we can do a deal or not?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- I think get the hat on, don't you? - I think we're going to do it.- OK.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04- Can you help me with that, on a price?- I can do it for 65.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Hang on a minute. If he makes you laugh... Don't look!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09If he makes you laugh, can you do it for 55?
0:09:09 > 0:09:14- 'Uh-oh. Here we go.' - Yep? Three, two, one.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19MIMICS TOMMY COOPER: Excuse me. I'll tell you a joke.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22My mate bought a greyhound yesterday. I said, "What are you going to do with it?"
0:09:22 > 0:09:26He said, "I'm going to race it." I said, "By the look of it, you'll beat it."
0:09:26 > 0:09:27COMEDY CYMBALS
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Looks like it's 65. - I can't believe it!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Do you know what, I was never a great Tommy Cooper fan.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35'Oh, dear.'
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Can we do it for 60, love? And it's a deal.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41He's a rubbish comedian, but he's not a bad negotiator.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46- I'll buy you a pint later. - I don't drink. Go on, then.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- THEY LAUGH - Sorted. All I've got to say is...
0:09:48 > 0:09:50MIMICS TOMMY COOPER: Thank you very much.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55'Surprisingly, this so-called comedy tactic seems to be working.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59'The Blues have now bought their first item only ten minutes into the shop.'
0:10:00 > 0:10:02It's going really well, and I've got to say,
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I'm loving Gary's negotiating techniques.
0:10:04 > 0:10:10It's absolutely ridiculous, the fact that he's getting discounts for telling rubbish jokes.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13It's fantastic! I've never experienced anything like it before.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I'm going to start doing it.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19'Mm. I hope you don't, David. I've heard some of your jokes before.'
0:10:19 > 0:10:23I've seen something that you might not like.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- It's a watch chain.- OK.- But what do you think it's made out of?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Wire.- No.- Rope.- No.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36Hair. Human hair. Real human hair.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Just like your hair there, snipped off when you have it cut,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42and it's been plaited into a watch chain.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45In the 19th century, obviously,
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- there was a lot of jewellery made out of this.- Right.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50For mourning jewellery, but also...
0:10:52 > 0:10:57..just for the sake of having a memory of somebody, you know, on your person.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59It's £48.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03As much as I really don't like it and would never think of buying it,
0:11:03 > 0:11:08I can imagine it selling, I suppose, if it's collectable.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- What do you think? - It's your turn to negotiate.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Oh, God.- Are you going to negotiate? - I'm not...
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I don't think I'm going to be any good.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Do you want me to do this for you? Do you want me to have a chat?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Yes, please, I'd love that. - Would you?- Yeah.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- Yeah, go for it. - I'll have a quick chin wag and then I'll come back and report.
0:11:27 > 0:11:32I promise you I won't do anything rash. Although I'm quite tempted, David.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35'Ah, what a gentleman.'
0:11:36 > 0:11:391929, it's good quality, it's all hallmarked.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44I think it's really cute, as well. It's got, erm... Is that salt?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Let's have a look. That will be for pepper.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- Right, OK. - Because your salt is that one.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54The little bucket with the blue liner, the spoon.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Yeah? So that's how you dish your salt out, and then this one is your mustard.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- OK.- Isn't that lovely?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- With this mix spoon. - Mix spoon.- Yeah.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Now, silver's very soft so it's prone to denting.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11- So look out for little dings and dents. There are a few here and there.- I like that.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I really like that. I said we'd get something silver.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I like that, it's about the price, really.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- 125?- No, you should've said 80.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- To give you a chance. - Give us a chance.- 95.- 95.- 95. Well.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28- 90?- 95.- I think that is a great price, genuinely, I do.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31It's a good thing. However, I've got a bit of a challenge for you.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- Go on.- This is the challenge. Right?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- If this gentleman here can make you laugh...- Mm-hm.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40..£85.
0:12:40 > 0:12:46- If he doesn't make you laugh, 95. - 'Oh, here we go again.'
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Go on, then. - OK. Are you ready for it?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- I'm ready for it.- Because he never fails. He's so good.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Right, we'll try. - OK. Three, two, one, go, Gary!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57MIMICS TOMMY COOPER: Thank you very much.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00The wife rang me the other day, she said, "I've got water in the carburettor."
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- I said, "Really? Where are you?" She said, "I'm in the river." - COMEDY CYMBALS
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Oh! Oh! Oh!- Nothing.- Oh!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I'll do it for 90, just for the effort.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Good man! Thank you very much.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16'This is extraordinary. Gary's tactic is working again.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19'Meanwhile, I wonder if Thomas is having any luck striking a deal.'
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- So, £30.- Right. And is that... Do you think that's OK?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I don't think that's too bad.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Really?- I don't think that's bad. - Not bad at all.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I mean, I know you've negotiated, but,
0:13:28 > 0:13:31excuse me, could you do it for 29?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35It's just that at an auction it goes up in tens, doesn't it?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38So, if you get, you know... We're after the Golden Gavel.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42- David!- That extra pound can make all the difference.- She said yes.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46David, David, David, David. You need to quit while you're ahead,
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- otherwise they start putting it up again.- OK.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Thank you very much. - We'll go for that?- Yes.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- I think I need to zip you up sometimes.- You do.- Zip!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57'Now, that's two items in the bag for the Reds,
0:13:57 > 0:14:00'and they're halfway through their time.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03'But it's not just jewellery that can pull at the heart strings.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05'Take a look at what I found.'
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Some of the pieces you find in these antique fairs
0:14:09 > 0:14:11are poignant and moving.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16Take this little group. The key sits with this dog tag,
0:14:16 > 0:14:21so called because for members of the armed services
0:14:21 > 0:14:23who were issued with two like this
0:14:23 > 0:14:25in the First World War,
0:14:25 > 0:14:28they were attached to you by a cord
0:14:28 > 0:14:32and the troops regarded them, rather like a dog would wear a tag,
0:14:32 > 0:14:37as dog tags, and they have become known as dog tags.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39This one is particularly nice.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44It's a piece of stamped card and you can see the recipient's name,
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Ball, at the top,
0:14:47 > 0:14:49and then underneath that, the long military number.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54And the dealer who's selling this
0:14:54 > 0:14:58cleared a house and found, in the same drawer as the dog tag,
0:14:58 > 0:15:01these three spent bullet ends
0:15:01 > 0:15:03and a lead crucifix.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07And that would give him protection, perhaps, from a German bullet.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Now, this is not my subject,
0:15:10 > 0:15:13so I've consulted a specialist dealer here at the fair
0:15:13 > 0:15:15and he tells me that this little group
0:15:15 > 0:15:18is worth about £30.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21All that history. Sad, isn't it?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24But very interesting.
0:15:25 > 0:15:30'Back to the shopping. It's two-all, and the Blues are talking tactics.'
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I'm just thinking probably something that appeals to animal lovers,
0:15:33 > 0:15:36maybe something that's...
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Well, this is an interesting tactic. Where has this come from?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42They're collectable and people love their pets and stuff like that.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45So anything that's sort of appealing on the animal side of it.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- What about owls? Owls is good.- Owls? - I like owls. That always sells well.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53'From comic turns to owls, eh? What a hoot.
0:15:53 > 0:15:59'But whilst the Blues start to look for animals, the Reds have homed in on a silver dish.'
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- What are you looking at now? - Either one or t'other, really.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- It's pretty.- Yeah. - It would appeal to people.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10It's functional, I suppose, isn't it? It could be on somebody's table.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14- I like it.- Yeah.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16But I'm not taken with it.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Shall we carry on? - Let's go and have a look, yeah.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24'Let's hope it doesn't get sold, then. Now, what have the Blues found?'
0:16:24 > 0:16:28It's a Chinese boy, it's a Chinese peasant riding a water buffalo.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- So it's made out of boxwood, probably.- Right.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33But, look, you've got silver inlay there.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Can you see these little silver inlays?- Yeah. Yeah.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40And look at his gorgeous face. He's got a real, kind of, twisted face.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44- I just think it's nice. - Do you think it's worth 15 quid?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Maybe might knock a few quid off with a gag.- With a gag?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49What shall we offer him?
0:16:49 > 0:16:55If you can make me laugh, we'll do the ten. And if you don't, I want the 20.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58'Here's a setup, if ever there was one.'
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I'm up for that challenge. Are you up for it?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Will you try and be a bit better this time?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- I'll do my best. - Oh, right. OK. Are you ready?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08He's going to come round. Zoe.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Be warned. You've been warned.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13MIMICS TOMMY COOPER: I went to the pet shop yesterday,
0:17:13 > 0:17:16I walked in like that, well, it might have been like that, I think it was like that,
0:17:16 > 0:17:20and I said, "I want to buy a wasp." He said, "We don't do wasps."
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- I said, "Well, you've got two in the window." - COMEDY CYMBALS
0:17:22 > 0:17:27- Are you struggling inside? - 'If you're not, we are.'
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- I struggle with the word comedian. - Right.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33OK. Er, Gary, I think you do have some issues, my friend.
0:17:33 > 0:17:39- Yeah.- Yeah, I think... - And the biggest issue is that's just cost you 20 quid. Shake his hand.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42'Thank heavens we don't have to hear any more corny comedy.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46'As the axe falls on Gary's final gag, that's the Blues done
0:17:46 > 0:17:48'with all three purchases made.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54'However, with ten minutes to go, the Reds need to find their final item.'
0:17:54 > 0:17:58We've got a couple of unusual items, but mainly jewellery,
0:17:58 > 0:18:01so let's just try and find something slightly different.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07'What's this, then? Another love-related item?'
0:18:07 > 0:18:12Well, it's a little box for your dressing table to put your rings in or something.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15It's Victorian, Chester,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18and it's sort of a similar price as to...
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- ..as to the bowl.- Right.- OK.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24That's better quality silver.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- It is English silver. - English silver, yeah.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Absolutely English silver. - Ooh, I like that better.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- What, this?- Mm-hm. - What's the very best on the box?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Very best, 110.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40Personally, I prefer that. I think it's more useful and more...
0:18:40 > 0:18:43..commercially attractive.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48- It will appeal to females in the audience.- Right. 105?
0:18:48 > 0:18:52105 would be the absolute minimum. I couldn't budge below that.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- You're happy with that?- Yeah. - I think so.- Are you sure?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- Let's do it.- No, but let's do it. - No, let's do it.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- Yes.- Deal.
0:18:58 > 0:19:04'Feeling the lurve, the Reds have now also found all three of their items.'
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Right! That's it. Shopping time's over.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Let's remind ourselves what the Reds bought, eh?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13'All three purchases follow a theme of love and romance.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16'First up, for the sum of £38,
0:19:16 > 0:19:19'they're pinning their hopes on a silver and tortoiseshell brooch.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24'A former love token, this rolled gold and plaited hair watch chain
0:19:24 > 0:19:27'was purchased for a trim £29.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31'And finally, they paid £105
0:19:31 > 0:19:34'for a Victorian silver heart-shaped box.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37'Ahh. How sweet.'
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Hello, hello. What's all this to do with love, then? What's going on?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Pure coincidence, Tim. What we've bought is pure coincidence.
0:19:45 > 0:19:51I think David is revealing his true, female, sympathetic ways.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Is he known for this, Kelly? - He's not known for it, no. - No. All right. OK.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58It's going to be embarrassing down in the pub, isn't it? Just a tad.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Now, without dwelling on that, how much did you spend?
0:20:01 > 0:20:07- 172.- 172. Then I would like £128, please. Who's got that?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- I've got it.- Thank you very much, Kelly. Thank you. 128.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Which is your favourite piece, Dave?
0:20:12 > 0:20:18I like the hair bracelet pocket watch. I thought that was quite nice.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Yeah.- Unusual. - Do you agree with that, Kel?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22That's not my favourite piece, no.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I liked the first one we bought, the sweetheart brooch.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- All right.- That's my favourite. - Lovely.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29And is that going to bring the biggest profit?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Do you know, I think it might do.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34We got quite a good price on it, didn't we?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36And I think it's collectable, people will like it.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- You agree with that, Dave? - No. I think it will be the hair thing, again.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42You're going to stick with that. All right. Fine.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45OK, Tom, are you going to find something lurverly with that?
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Yes, I am. I see what you've done there!- Anyway, have a nice cup of tea, you lot.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Meanwhile, why don't we check out what the Blue team bought, eh?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55'The Blues set sail with their first purchase,
0:20:55 > 0:20:57'a French Art Deco brass yacht,
0:20:57 > 0:20:59'picked up for £60.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03'They forked out £90 for their cruet set.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08'And finally, they whittled £20 out of their budget
0:21:08 > 0:21:10'for a Chinese boxwood carving.'
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- They've got no sense of humour. - No sense of humour.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18No sense of humour? What, the folk in Derby?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- The stallholders. - Oh, the stallholders. OK. Fine.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22I tried it on them all, it didn't happen.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25No. How did you get on with your shopping, though?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Which is your favourite piece? - The shopping was fantastic.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- Zoe picked...- The silver cruet set.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- That's your favourite? - Fell in love with it.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Is that your favourite, too? - Yeah.- That's good, Zo-Zo.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- And is that going to bring the biggest profit?- I think so, yes. - You do?- Definitely.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- All right. Fine. You agree with that, Dad?- I actually do, yeah.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Lovely. We've got total agreement. Super.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- And what did you spend?- £170.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- £170.- Yes.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- MIMICS TOMMY COOPER: How much? Ha, ha! - THEY LAUGH
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Oh, OK. So, 170, £130 of leftover lolly then, please.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Yes. There you go, Tim. - Thank you very much.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01£130. David Harper, what are you going to spend it on?
0:22:01 > 0:22:05I think I'm going to have the hat and I'm going to try the comedy role and see if I can do a better job.
0:22:05 > 0:22:12Hey! That doesn't half suit, does it? Meanwhile, we're heading off to the glorious city of Bath,
0:22:12 > 0:22:16where we're going to the Holburne Museum, which is very special.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23'World-renowned for its graceful Georgian buildings,
0:22:23 > 0:22:29'the Holburne Museum is one of the greatest jewels in Bath's architectural crown.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32'Built in the late 18th century,
0:22:32 > 0:22:36'this charming edifice provides a fitting home for the treasures held within.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41'The museum was endowed with the immense private collection of Sir William Holburne,
0:22:41 > 0:22:44'who collected everything from paintings to silver,
0:22:44 > 0:22:46'and from miniatures to Majolica.'
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Now, we all like to think that we've got great taste
0:22:51 > 0:22:56and we keep up to date with fashion and change everything in our houses
0:22:56 > 0:22:59so that it reflects that current fashion.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Well, here in The Holburne, there are objects that illustrate
0:23:03 > 0:23:08that the idea of keeping up with fashion is not new.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11This enormous portrait by Thomas Gainsborough
0:23:11 > 0:23:15was painted between 1762 and 1766.
0:23:15 > 0:23:21That's a long period of time to be painting a single portrait, isn't it?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Well, the subjects, Mr and Mrs Byam,
0:23:25 > 0:23:27resided in the West Indies
0:23:27 > 0:23:31and it's thought in 1762 that painting would've started
0:23:31 > 0:23:33when they were a young, married couple.
0:23:33 > 0:23:39And when they did return, they returned with a little daughter, Selina.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42So Thomas Gainsborough altered it
0:23:42 > 0:23:45to reflect the addition of their child
0:23:45 > 0:23:49and also a change in style and fashion.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54Because Mrs Byam's dress originally was painted pink.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58And on her return from the West Indies, she wanted it updated.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03She wanted it to be the very latest fashion. So Gainsborough changed it.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06The colour changed from pink to pale blue,
0:24:06 > 0:24:10and if you look very carefully, particularly in the train of the dress,
0:24:10 > 0:24:15you can see areas of pink showing through the blue paint.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Smart, isn't it?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20But there are lots of other objects in the museum
0:24:20 > 0:24:23that illustrate these changes in style.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27As the 18th century progressed,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30so the middle classes grew
0:24:30 > 0:24:34and had an appetite for tasteful objects.
0:24:34 > 0:24:39And if they weren't commissioning fine portraits, they might go with the decorative arts.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42They might have gone to the Derby factory
0:24:42 > 0:24:46and chosen this figurine of Shakespeare.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50The base is uber-fashionable for the 1760s
0:24:50 > 0:24:53with this Rococo swirl.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55If we move to the next figure,
0:24:55 > 0:24:58if you look carefully, it is nearly identical,
0:24:58 > 0:25:02except that the material isn't glazed and coloured.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05It comes from the same factory,
0:25:05 > 0:25:08but by 1800, tastes had changed.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10This is biscuit porcelain
0:25:10 > 0:25:15and the factory at Derby simply upgraded the figure
0:25:15 > 0:25:17to reflect that change in taste
0:25:17 > 0:25:21and have given it a neo-classical, simpler base.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24The Holburne's collection of objects is so rich,
0:25:24 > 0:25:27we're able to trace the development in style
0:25:27 > 0:25:30for a particular type of object through a century.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35This caster is known as a lighthouse caster
0:25:35 > 0:25:39and would've shaken sugar over your soft fruit.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42It was made around 1690.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47The elaborate fellow in the middle dates from the 1750s
0:25:47 > 0:25:51and is a first-rate example of a Rococo piece of silver.
0:25:51 > 0:25:56But only 20 years later, the style has completely changed again,
0:25:56 > 0:26:00because this silver sugar box and cover
0:26:00 > 0:26:04was made in 1774 in the neo-classical style.
0:26:04 > 0:26:09It jettisons all this superfluous, fancy, Rococo decoration
0:26:09 > 0:26:13and returns to something that is completely pure
0:26:13 > 0:26:15and sublime and neo-classical.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17The big question today is, of course,
0:26:17 > 0:26:20will our teams' taste in objects
0:26:20 > 0:26:24turn up with a sublime profit or two?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Now, Charles, give us a geography lesson.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Yes.- We're in Etwall. Where's Etwall?- Heart of England.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- How far from Derby? - About four miles.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47- I can't tell you how happy I am to be here.- Thank you, very kind.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Super-duper. David and Kelly are equally excited. They want to know today how they're going to get on.
0:26:51 > 0:26:56So, how do you rate the Royal Artillery tortoiseshell and brass brooch?
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Tim, I'm often surprised at how well these smaller brooches can do.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I think, importantly, it's hallmarked for 1917.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08And it takes you back to some memories
0:27:08 > 0:27:11and what our fellow men died for.
0:27:11 > 0:27:17It's a lovely brooch which I'm sure a collector would happily pay between £30 and £40 for.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22- They bought it for £38. They rated it and I think they're right.- Good.
0:27:22 > 0:27:27Similarly sentimental, in a way, is this guard chain for a pocket watch.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32I mean, this girl, for certain, had lovely chestnut hair.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Auburn hair, yes. - That's a lovely colour.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37It has that great insight into history
0:27:37 > 0:27:41and it's real history because it's someone's hair.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44And I would guide it to fetch between £30 and £40.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Fair enough. They paid 29. So we're doing rather well so far.- Yes.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Continuing the trio of romance,
0:27:50 > 0:27:55we finish up with a heart-shaped, embossed, solid-silver box,
0:27:55 > 0:27:57which is pretty fun, isn't it?
0:27:57 > 0:28:01Ah, Tim, love is all around on this wonderful red table.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04This box is beautifully embossed.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07It's in that Rococo, light, airy form.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09I would guide it, Tim, to fetch between £60 and £100.
0:28:09 > 0:28:15A wide guide because on a good day, it could just make £90 or £100.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18- OK. They paid £105.- OK. - Which is a bit on the top end.
0:28:18 > 0:28:23And all being well, they won't need their bonus buy, but let's go and have a look at it anyway.
0:28:23 > 0:28:28Now, Kelly, David, you spent £172.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31You gave the boy £128. Thomas, what did you spend it on?
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- Well, I followed our theme, if you remember.- I do.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39- Something lovely.- Oh!- Here, Kelly.
0:28:39 > 0:28:44One for you. Begrudgingly, I give the small one to you.
0:28:44 > 0:28:49- Yes, I thought you might.- And I'm holding here three silver roses.
0:28:49 > 0:28:54- They're for a display to have on your table or something, but they are fabulous.- They are lovely.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56- I really like them. - How old are these, then?
0:28:56 > 0:29:02I wouldn't say they're that old. I'd say they're probably 60, maybe even 40 years old. Not that old.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05- Go on, then, how much?- £80 was paid.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08- OK.- For three silver roses.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12- They are the flower which almost keeps on giving. - I think they're lovely.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15I think love springs eternal, Thomas. Anyway, on that happy note,
0:29:15 > 0:29:19you pick later, team, if you want to, but right now, for the audience at home,
0:29:19 > 0:29:22let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Thomas's bunch.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Now, Charles, I don't want you to get the wrong idea here.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29I know it's not Valentine's night or anything like that,
0:29:29 > 0:29:34but can you believe it, the old Planter has been out and found
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- something that epitomises love. - I think they're wonderful things
0:29:38 > 0:29:40and I'm hoping there'll be a lot of love in the saleroom.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43Do you think they're worth £50 each? Are they worth £150?
0:29:43 > 0:29:47Do you know, I think they're probably going to fetch, on a really good day, up to £100.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50- I'm being quite cautious and a bit mean.- What's your estimate?
0:29:50 > 0:29:54- Between £40 and £60.- Well, I don't blame you, cos you just want to get these lovers lined up.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58Tim, if they all come in together, it could be a match made in heaven.
0:29:58 > 0:30:02Well, the Planter paid £80. As you say, it's a bit of a risk,
0:30:02 > 0:30:04- but great fun.- They are great fun.
0:30:04 > 0:30:08- And a nice theme for their team. - Yes.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11We don't have much of a team theme going on with the Blues, though.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13- There's a mixture here.- No.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17- First up, we've got the so-called Art Deco yacht.- Yes.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20- Has that got any age? - It looks to me to be 1950s.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23- But it could be a lot later. - 50s copying the 30s.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- Correct.- Right. - It's quite crude, I think.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30But it's decorative, Tim, and I think the word decorative is how I'll describe this.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32So what sort of pitch of money will you give it?
0:30:32 > 0:30:36My guide price would be probably around £40 to £50.
0:30:36 > 0:30:40- That's quite serious choppy water here.- Yes.- Yes.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42- £60 paid. So a bit of a gap there. - Yes.
0:30:42 > 0:30:47Next is the cruet set. Now, these are perennially sellers, aren't they?
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Yes, they are. It's complete, as well.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52I love the covered mustard. It's a good set.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Birmingham 1929.
0:30:54 > 0:31:00And you could buy this at auction today for anything between £60 and £100.
0:31:00 > 0:31:05- Perfect.- In my opinion. - Very good. Zoe paid £90.- OK, Tim.
0:31:05 > 0:31:12Last of all, we've got this little bullock. Well, it's more of a water buffalo, I suspect.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Anyway, there it is. It's in carved hardwood
0:31:15 > 0:31:19and with these rather nice silver bits of wire.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22I quite like this, Tim. I don't know why.
0:31:22 > 0:31:27But it feels quite tactile and you feel it and it has a presence of real age.
0:31:27 > 0:31:31And I suspected at first it was a typical 1920s example,
0:31:31 > 0:31:34- but when you look closely... - Come out of Hong Kong.- Absolutely.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38But you look closely at the extremities, you can see there's been some real wear and tear.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41- Yes.- Knocks and bruises and all of that.
0:31:41 > 0:31:46- Been around, hasn't it?- It has been around, maybe, possibly 150 years. - Yeah.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50- So what's your modest estimate? - I'm being very cautious, Tim.- Yes.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53I've put a guide price of between £20 and £30.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55- Well, that's very good, isn't it? - Yes.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Cos the old Harper paid £20 for it.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01- That was his pick. And I think he's done well.- I do, Tim.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05Overall, they probably won't need their bonus buy, but let's go and have a look at it.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07So, Zoe, where's Gary?
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Unfortunately, he couldn't be here today.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13There's been a family bereavement, so he had to represent the family.
0:32:13 > 0:32:18Oh, well, thank you for turning up. I'm sorry if you've had some bad news.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Anyway, David Harper is looking expectant
0:32:20 > 0:32:26because he's spent maybe £130 on your bonus buy. Maybe not.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29- And they're underneath that little cloth.- Yes. And a pair!
0:32:29 > 0:32:33- One for each, as well. - OK.- I reveal...- Wow!
0:32:33 > 0:32:38- So, we have... Do you want to take one of them?- Yep.- Very heavy.- Yep.
0:32:38 > 0:32:43- A pair of really heavy, cast-iron, Rococo-style...- I really like those.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45- Aren't they good picture frames? - Beautiful, yeah.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48- Yeah, really nice.- And look at the old pictures in there.
0:32:48 > 0:32:53We don't know who these people are, but that is a snapshot of somebody's life.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55- Isn't that lovely? - Aren't they gorgeous?
0:32:55 > 0:33:00They were very important to the people at that time. And I paid £70 for the two.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03- Brilliant.- And I think that's great. - Yeah.- I really do.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05- Good choice. - Because they're just good.
0:33:05 > 0:33:10Your moment to decide will be after the sale of your first three items, but right now,
0:33:10 > 0:33:14for the viewers at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Dave's frames.
0:33:14 > 0:33:20Here we go, Charles. Cast-iron. Lowest of the low quality
0:33:20 > 0:33:25- when it comes to metalwork of this type.- Yes.- But popular in the Victorian period, weren't they?
0:33:25 > 0:33:28Tim, they are, and I today tend to call them dust-gatherers.
0:33:28 > 0:33:32- They're not, in my opinion, in current taste.- No.
0:33:32 > 0:33:38- I would place a guide price on these of between £30 and £50.- OK, fine.
0:33:38 > 0:33:44- £70 Harper paid. And he's very canny.- Very shrewd.- Yeah.
0:33:44 > 0:33:49- Could be that he'll be right and we'll get a decent profit out of them and we'll all look silly.- Yes.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51OK, fine. I'm prepared to look silly.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55- What about you?- I'm prepared, too. - Sometimes one looks silly every day.
0:33:55 > 0:33:59- Thanks. - No, not you. Me. Thanks, Charles.
0:33:59 > 0:34:03200, 220. 250.
0:34:03 > 0:34:07- 250. 280. Sold. - GAVEL BANGS
0:34:07 > 0:34:10- David, Kelly, how you feeling? - Very confident.- Are you?
0:34:10 > 0:34:13I'm just looking forward to seeing what happens.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15- It's scary, isn't it, the prospect? - Yes, it is.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18And exciting, everything. Fantastic.
0:34:18 > 0:34:23First item up is the Royal Artillery First World War brooch, and here it comes.
0:34:23 > 0:34:27Number 242 is a very fine World War I silver and tortoiseshell
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Royal Artillery brooch from the year 1917.
0:34:30 > 0:34:34I'm bid £15. 18. 20. And 2. 5. 8.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38- I'm out. I'm looking for £30. - Come on.
0:34:38 > 0:34:4130. 2. 5. 38.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43- Yes.- Go on.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45One more, sir.
0:34:45 > 0:34:50- No, he says. £35 now.- Oh, come on. - I'll take 8. Fair warning.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52- 8 do I see? All done. - GAVEL BANGS
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Well, it's a good price. £35 is fair enough.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58You're minus £3. OK? Bad luck on that.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01Now, the watch chain. Here it comes.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Plaited rope watch chain.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07And the chain is made from human hair.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11There we are. I'm bid 20. I'll take 2 for it now.
0:35:11 > 0:35:1420, I'll take 2. Victorian hair.
0:35:14 > 0:35:1920, I'll take 2. Come on! Let's see one more.
0:35:19 > 0:35:212, I'll take 5 now. Come on.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25- At £22.- It's like pulling teeth, this.- I know.- 5 I'll take.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28At 22. 5 I'll take now. Come on! It's got to go.
0:35:28 > 0:35:32- At £22. - GAVEL BANGS
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Pre-Raphaelite or not, it's not a lot of money, that.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38Anyway, it's minus £7, which means overall you're minus 10.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Now, is this thing going to win it all back for you?
0:35:40 > 0:35:44- I can't see it happening.- It might happen, Kelly. It just might.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47On a love theme, a wonderful Victorian
0:35:47 > 0:35:51heart-shaped box and cover. There we are. Chester, 1897.
0:35:51 > 0:35:55Look at it and believe it. I'm only bid £45 here.
0:35:55 > 0:35:5750 I'll take now. 55.
0:35:57 > 0:36:0060. 5. 70. I'm out.
0:36:00 > 0:36:0270, a heart-shaped trinket box.
0:36:02 > 0:36:0670, I'll take 5. One more. Fair warning, all done.
0:36:06 > 0:36:095. 5. 80.
0:36:09 > 0:36:125. One for the road, sir. You've come so far.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16- No money.- You may as well. - £80 standing.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19- And selling. Well done, sir. - GAVEL BANGS
0:36:19 > 0:36:21£80 is minus £25.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Plus 10 is minus £35. It's nothing, really.
0:36:24 > 0:36:28Minus £35. Will the roses win it back for you?
0:36:28 > 0:36:31- I think definitely.- We've got to go for it.- You've got to go with them.
0:36:31 > 0:36:35I mean, you have kept plugging on here with your romantic theme.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38- That's true.- Yes. I don't know why there was a romantic theme.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41- So the bonus buy is a no-brainer? We're going with the roses? - Definitely.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44- We're not even phoning a friend? - No, don't need to.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47- We don't need to phone a friend. - Haven't got any. - Haven't got any friends!
0:36:47 > 0:36:50Not after this lot, you haven't. No, that's it, then?
0:36:50 > 0:36:54- We're going with the bonus buy?- Yes. - I think you're absolutely wise to do that and here he comes.
0:36:54 > 0:36:59Oh, look at these. These are a wonderful set of three silver roses,
0:36:59 > 0:37:04stamped 800, solid Italian silver. 30's my opening. I'll take 2 now.
0:37:04 > 0:37:0630, I'll take 2. Do I see 2?
0:37:06 > 0:37:08- Come on! - THEY LAUGH
0:37:08 > 0:37:12They are beautiful Italian with love roses.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15At £32 now, I'll take 5.
0:37:15 > 0:37:19Are we sure? I'll take one more. Fair warning, all done. 5 I'll take.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23- All right, at £32, they're going. - GAVEL BANGS
0:37:23 > 0:37:27A loss on the roses, I'm afraid, at £48. Overall, you're minus 83.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Now, let's be positive about this,
0:37:29 > 0:37:34- because what's not going so well for you probably isn't going so well for anybody else.- OK.- All right?
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- So minus 83 could be a winning score.- OK.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39No shame in that. Don't say a word to the Blues
0:37:39 > 0:37:42and everything will be revealed in a moment.
0:37:47 > 0:37:51Now, Zo-Zo, have you had a word with the father, then?
0:37:51 > 0:37:55- I've had a word with the father, yes.- And got his instructions about the bonus buy?
0:37:55 > 0:37:57- He likes the bonus buy.- Oh. - Is that him underneath there?
0:37:57 > 0:38:04- He's there in spirit.- In absentia. Anyway, no, it's bad luck, actually.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06But, anyway, nice to have the fez as a reminder.
0:38:06 > 0:38:11Your first item up is that boat and here it comes. Very good luck.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14264 is a stylish French Art Deco brass yacht.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17I'm only bid 15. 18. 20.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20I'll take 2 for it now.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Art Deco in style. All the hands.
0:38:22 > 0:38:242. 5. 8. 30. 2.
0:38:24 > 0:38:265. 8. 40.
0:38:26 > 0:38:285. 50.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32- One more.- Come on, come on. - It could be yours. 50 I'll take.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35One for the road.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37- £50!- Yes!
0:38:37 > 0:38:4050, I'll take 5 now. It's a wonderful boat.
0:38:40 > 0:38:4350, I'll take 5 now. One more do I see?
0:38:43 > 0:38:46Fair warning. Yes, we are. Well done, madam.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48- Ah!- It's a tough business. You're minus £10 on that
0:38:48 > 0:38:52but it could so easily have been the other way, Zo, I can't tell you.
0:38:52 > 0:38:56- Now, I'm going to give you a hug on this, cos I feel you could get close.- OK.
0:38:56 > 0:39:01A three-piece cruet set with the silver spoons.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04I'm only bid £40
0:39:04 > 0:39:0740's mine but I'll take 5 now. Come on!
0:39:07 > 0:39:1040, I'll take 5 now. 40, I'll take 5.
0:39:10 > 0:39:155. I'm out. Do I see 50 now? At £45. 50 I'll take.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17- The bidders aren't here.- No.- No.
0:39:17 > 0:39:21- At £40. We're going, going and gone. - GAVEL BANGS
0:39:21 > 0:39:24Minus £50 on that. Overall, minus 60.
0:39:24 > 0:39:29OK, now, the water buffalo. My gosh. This has got to canter on.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Very interesting Chinese boxwood carving of a water buffalo.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35I'm bid only 15, 18, 20.
0:39:35 > 0:39:39I'll take 2 now.
0:39:39 > 0:39:43- 2. 5. 8. I'm out. 30. 2.- Yes.- 5. 8.
0:39:43 > 0:39:47- 40. Interesting object, this. - Yes.- Come on.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50I look for 40 now. I'll take 2.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54Or at £40, we're going. 2.
0:39:54 > 0:39:59- 45, sir.- Yes! Come on! - Good boy.- Yes.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Oh, go on! You've come so far!
0:40:02 > 0:40:05No more? £45 on the aisle, sir.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08- We sell to you at £45. - We're doing all right.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10- Fair warning. - GAVEL BANGS
0:40:10 > 0:40:13- £45. I love that boy. That's really good.- Very good.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16Really squeezed that out. That's plus 25.
0:40:16 > 0:40:20- You're minus 60. So now you're minus 35.- Right.
0:40:20 > 0:40:24OK, you're minus 35 overall. What about these iron frames? Going to have a tickle?
0:40:24 > 0:40:26- I think so, yeah.- Here we go, then.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30- OK.- Let's hope you and Gary are right here.- Yeah.
0:40:30 > 0:40:34Perfect. Here they come. A pair of frames. We're going with the bonus buy.
0:40:34 > 0:40:39A wonderful pair of late Victorian Rococo-style cast-iron frames.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42I'm only bid here £20.
0:40:42 > 0:40:47They are a pair. 22. 5. 8. I'm out.
0:40:47 > 0:40:4930. 2. 5.
0:40:49 > 0:40:53- 8. 40. 5. 50.- Yes, yes.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56Look at me. One for the road. Look at me.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Don't walk away. One for the road!
0:40:58 > 0:41:03- What do you think? - Go on!- 55!- Yes! Come on!
0:41:03 > 0:41:05No more? One more bid, they're yours, madam.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08Well done. Thanks for coming.
0:41:08 > 0:41:1350! I'll take 5 now. 50, I'll take 5. Fair warning, all done.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15Miss White, you're out. The lady, you're in.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18- At £50. Going, going, they're yours. - GAVEL BANGS
0:41:18 > 0:41:22£50 is minus £20, which means it's minus 55.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25- OK.- Minus 55 in total? - Minus 55 in total.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28- It's not horrendous. - It's not horrendous.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30And frankly, darling, it could be a winning score.
0:41:30 > 0:41:36- Now, ring up Gary, tell him what the form is and we will reveal the final episode in just a moment.- OK.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43- Well, guys, what fun, hey?- ALL: Yes.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46- Was it good?- Great day. - Poor Gary. I'm missing him.
0:41:46 > 0:41:52- Poor Dad.- Anyway, there we go. It is no secret that no team today is going home with any cash.
0:41:52 > 0:41:56- Oh, no. - It's not a cashed-up type of day.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00- No!- But you've been great teams, giving us loads of fun and entertainment,
0:42:00 > 0:42:05so thank you for that. We can only have one team of winners
0:42:05 > 0:42:09and we don't have losers any more, so I have to announce who the runners-up are.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13- And they're the Reds.- Yeah! - Surprise, surprise.- Come on, Gary!
0:42:13 > 0:42:18- Erm, you guys didn't do so well on the old profits stakes.- No.
0:42:18 > 0:42:23In fact, I can find no plus sign at all across the whole of your performance.
0:42:23 > 0:42:27- So I don't intend to dwell on it. - That's fine. - Because there's no point.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29It just wasn't running down your gutter today, was it?
0:42:29 > 0:42:33- The love wasn't in the air. - The love wasn't in the air,
0:42:33 > 0:42:37- but have you had a nice time? - Enjoyed every single moment. - Well, you've been great. Thank you.
0:42:37 > 0:42:43But moving to the solitary Blue who's managed to win by only losing £55,
0:42:43 > 0:42:46which is still a pretty shocking total, I have to say.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48And you'll be on the blower to dad?
0:42:48 > 0:42:52I'll be letting him know, yeah. He'll be very happy with that.
0:42:52 > 0:42:56- He's been here in spirit. - We do sense his presence. - THEY LAUGH
0:42:56 > 0:43:00Well, do give him a squeeze from us. Much missed on the day, but we had a lovely shop with him.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Anyway, good fun all round. Join us soon for some more bargain hunting.
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