0:00:02 > 0:00:04We're at the largest antiques fair in Europe
0:00:04 > 0:00:09so there's no time to waste! Let's go bargain hunting. Yeah!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Today we're in Newark, where our teams will be battling it out
0:00:35 > 0:00:40in the 4,000 stalls that there are at this fair.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44So, let's have a look at what to expect.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48There's disagreement in the red camp.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- I quite like that but I don't think Jill does, do you?- No!
0:00:52 > 0:00:57But ultimately, they do head in the right direction
0:00:57 > 0:00:58and the Blues get all sentimental.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Darling, it's not going to ruin a wonderful friendship, is it?
0:01:02 > 0:01:06I love you to bits but not enough to say I like that brass candlestick!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08But that's all coming up.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10First though, let me explain the rules.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Each team gets £300 and an hour to shop for three items which they sell on at auction.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17The team wins that makes the biggest profit
0:01:17 > 0:01:23or the smallest loss! Simple, innit? Let's go and meet today's teams.
0:01:23 > 0:01:28For the Reds today, we've got married couple Paddy and Jill.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33And for the Blues, we've got Jean and Keith who are, apparently, just good friends!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Good. Now, moving on,
0:01:35 > 0:01:38you are a retired professional footballer.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Tell us about that.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42I'm originally from Hull, Tim, I played for Hull City,
0:01:42 > 0:01:46got transferred to Barnsley and then to Nottingham Forest,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- where I met Mr Clough.- Oh, did you?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- I did, yes.- Fantastic. And what's this about you playing with Pele?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I played two seasons in America
0:01:54 > 0:01:58and my only claim to fame was playing against Pele in New York.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- So you had a good time?- Yes.- You retired from professional football
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- a couple of years ago. - I wish I did, yeah!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- What have you been doing in the couple of years you've been off the game?- For the last 18 years,
0:02:09 > 0:02:13we've been running pubs and clubs, etc.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Having a bit of fun then.- Yeah, we have, yeah.
0:02:16 > 0:02:22- Did you realise you were going to become a WAG when you hooked up with him?- I didn't realise at the time.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23They didn't call us WAGs in those days.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- What did they call you in those days?- Footballers' wives
0:02:26 > 0:02:30and really, we were just very proud of our husbands playing football
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- but I enjoyed every minute of it! - I bet you did.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35What do you do with your spare time?
0:02:35 > 0:02:39My favourite thing is stately homes, I just love stately homes.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Is that the best bit of Bargain Hunt for you,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- when I go off to the stately homes? - Oh, I love it!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- We'll have some of that today.- I want you to go round a bit more.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Do you?- Yeah, yeah. I want to see a bit more.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52What, less Red team and less Blue team? You can't say that,
0:02:52 > 0:02:53you are the Red team!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Never mind about all this dribbling on,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59how are you two going to get on today? Are you going to beat the Blues?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- I hope so.- That's what we're going to try and do.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05I would say the Blues are looking pretty scared, actually.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- We're terrified!- Terrified? Petrified!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11How did you two meet, Jean?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I went to have my hair done about 30 years ago
0:03:14 > 0:03:16with this man whose reputation came before him.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19And he was a brilliant hairdresser
0:03:19 > 0:03:21and he's also become a very good friend.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22- Well, isn't that lovely?- Yes.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26You are a professional television scriptwriter, retired?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Yes.- Tell us about the shows you've been involved with.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Well, I went to work with Eric Chappell, who wrote Rising Damp,
0:03:32 > 0:03:35at Yorkshire Television. And he encouraged me to write.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Then we did Duty Free and Singles Night
0:03:38 > 0:03:40and a play called Singles.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- And I've been involved with it for 30 years.- Have you?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- And loved it. The golden age of television.- Now, Keith,
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- you're a hairdresser.- Yes.- Have you always done this as a living?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Yes, always. My mother was a hairdresser
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- and I just followed in her footsteps. - Her scissors!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Almost, yes!- Was it a bit of a clickety-click in the kitchen
0:04:00 > 0:04:01and you had your conversion?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Well, I think I was about four when I was sitting on somebody's knee
0:04:04 > 0:04:06while she was putting rollers or doing something.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08It seemed a natural progression for me to do it.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Is that where we get the designer sideboards that continue up
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- into the head?- Well, you see, I have no hair.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17I'm very beige. Unless I paint things on my face like furniture,
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- you would pass me in the street without noticing!- It's incredibly fetching.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24For all I know, it will set off a new fashion across the land.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I do hope so. I might add some more zigzags yet.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30They'll be known as "Keiths" whenever they're seen on the street.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Go-faster stripes!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34You're going to do very well on Bargain Hunt today.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37In fact, we're going to have a riot and to start off the riot,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40here comes £300 apiece. £300. You know the rules, your experts await,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43and off you go! Very, very good luck.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Anybody standing by for a Keith?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Hot off the Bargain Hunt rails today
0:04:49 > 0:04:51is the ever glitzy Anita Manning,
0:04:51 > 0:04:53who'll be helping out the Reds.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55While the Blues will be enlightened
0:04:55 > 0:04:57by the ever glistening David Barby.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05Here we go, on a particularly cold day in Newark. They're off!
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Guys, this is my first time at Newark, it looks so exciting!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13It was a much smaller affair when I came, many years ago.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- How many years ago? - I'm not telling you!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- You're going to start asking me my age in a minute.- Not at all.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Hiya!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27No sooner inside from the cold
0:05:27 > 0:05:29and Keith spots a rather interesting jug.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34That's very nice.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37I like that one better.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I just think that's so unusual.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43I'm not happy with Doulton though, I think it's dull and uninteresting.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- Yeah?- I like the combination of the silver plate and the ceramic.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- Yes, I do.- The crystal ones are overdone.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- How much is it?- 110.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Got to be 80, hasn't it, for us to do anything with it.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Ooh, it's got to be less than that. - Sir?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02What's the best you can do on the claret jug, please?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- 90.- 90.
0:06:04 > 0:06:0690, is that the best?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- We did say "the best", not the... - That's quite a good buy.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Do you?- I like it.- Do you think if we could get it for 80, it might be even better?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I don't sense that you're terribly...
0:06:16 > 0:06:18There must be something in it if you both like it!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20First of all, it's the ceramic.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- This is their studio ware.- Yes.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28So this was made by potters at Lambeth in London.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31They had a potters' studio there and these are all designed
0:06:31 > 0:06:34and the actual signature of the artist is there.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Well, let's see if we can get it for a little bit less than 90, shall we?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Yes.- Shall we talk to him? - If we talk to him.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- If we could get it for 80...- 75.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Shall I...- She's a hard woman.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Go and have a word.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Jean's not a hard woman, she's lovely!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Now, try and get it for a snip.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- What does he say, Keith?- OK, guys.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56The best he'll do is 80.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Right, I think that's quite... - Do you think it's good?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I like it. I'm biased because I like Doulton.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I like Doulton studio ware.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Buy it.- Darling, it's not going to ruin a wonderful friendship, is it?
0:07:07 > 0:07:12- No!- We're for it!- It's your gut feeling. I like it, you like it.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- I was drawn to it.- Jean's got to buy the next object.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Yes, I've got to love the next object!
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Ten minutes into the shop, the Blues have made their first purchase.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Well done, darlings!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Not to be outdone, the Reds have spotted a jug of their own.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28That's a nice thing you've picked up.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32It's not silver, it's silver plated. It's lovely.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33I like the shape of it as well.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- I like the shape. - And you like claret?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38THEY ALL LAUGH
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- How much would you take for it? - 75 quid.- 75.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46I don't want to pay 75 for it cos I don't think I'd make much.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Uh-huh. You can keep it in mind.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Yes.- That was a good choice, well done!- Thank you.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01The Blues have hardly moved before another item catches their beady little eyes.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Keith, Jean noticed these.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06You want to buy something that's unusual.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09These are delightful little menu holders.
0:08:09 > 0:08:14- Yes.- These are priced at £95 the pair.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16There's the silver mark there, they're French.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21And they're in shapes of fans, which I think are lovely.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Are people still using things like that at their dining table?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I would love to do that cos I like a formal table.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Are we buying something that's fashionable still?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32These are cabinet pieces, aren't they?
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- These are collector's pieces.- I'd love to use them! I never leave anything in my cabinet.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Shall I go and sing the aria from Madame Butterfly and see if I can get them?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Er...- They'll probably put money on!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45How much shall I try and get them for?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48£95, I think we might be able to shout across to this gentleman.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Can I go...
0:08:50 > 0:08:53You go, girl! Fly away, me pretty.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Do you think she's going to be successful?- She can flutter those eyelashes at him.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01She's usually successful when she does that.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Right, Jean, what does he say? - He'll do them for 70.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13That's a bit much. Let's have a feel of the weight.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Are we spending money too quickly?
0:09:16 > 0:09:21Then it gives us a nice bit of time to look around for something more interesting.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- But I think they're lovely. - I think they're lovely.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Shall we go for those?- I think we should go for those.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- What do you say, David? - I think those are nice.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Unanimous decision!- I think there's a potential profit margin on those.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33OK. Well done, darling.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Wow! Speedy shopping indeed.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38That's good going.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41It's going very well, we've got two items already.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Do you think we're too decisive, too impulsive?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45We're spending money too quickly!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Oh, I've always been impulsive!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- And it's not my own money. - Well, there you are.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Meanwhile, I hope the Reds aren't getting left behind.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Come on, guys.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57These are a nice wee pair of salts here.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- And they're only £60. - Oh, I like those.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Yes, I do.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- It's marked, isn't it? - Would anybody buy that?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08These are nice little items here.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- In good condition, you've got a pair.- Yeah.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13They are hallmarked silver.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Er, made in Birmingham.- I like those.- Those are nice.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20That's nice. A pair, and that's good.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Get them down to 45!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Uh-huh.- Excuse me, what's the best price you can do on those for us?
0:10:26 > 0:10:31Er, I'll do £50 the pair, sir.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- 50.- 45, do you think they would sell? - 45?
0:10:37 > 0:10:38We're only amateurs!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40OK, yes, 45.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- 45.- 45.- I think he'd have gone down to 40, the way it went!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I think he's come down well.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- I think that's a good buy.- Yes. - I think that's a good buy.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Yes, OK.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Our first item!- Got one!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56So, finally the Reds are shaking things up.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58The salts are their first buy.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Now it looks like Jean might be getting brassed off with David.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I hate it.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Yes, actually...- I hate it.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- It's a little camp.- Camp?- Yes!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Don't you think?- Camp!
0:11:11 > 0:11:16I think that is good but if you don't like it,
0:11:16 > 0:11:17we can always come back to it.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21I love you to bits but not enough to say I like that brass candlestick!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25We're now 25 minutes into the shopping.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I hope David isn't getting on Jean's wick.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I was just saying I always get mixed up with dominant women
0:11:30 > 0:11:33and Jean is showing that dominant side today.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Do you like being dominated? That's more to the question.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37No!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40There you are, look.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Oh, look!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Let's see how good you are!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Oh!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Here you are, I'm from Glasgow, I should know how to do it.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Yeah!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Good header, Anita!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54You'll be signing up for Celtic next.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59I'm dafter than him! Tell me about this football.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Well it's gone up £5, I think!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Brings back memories.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Now, here's something to take their eye off the ball.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Not for £70, no.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- What are those?- No. They're opera glasses but they're not silver.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15But these are lovely.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20That is the original wallet. A good retailer,
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Hatton Garden, it's a posh, posh place.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28They're not silver but these little things do well in auction.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32And they've got scenes of deer, a stag there
0:12:32 > 0:12:35and some hounds, so it's a hunting scene.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Yes.- I think that these are nice.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Shall we ask?- Are they working?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Yes, good.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- You like them?- I do, yes.- Yes, I do.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I think they're very nice and I don't think it's too dear.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- What has he got on them? 70.- 70.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Excuse me, what was your best price for these?
0:12:53 > 0:12:5565.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- 65.- I do like them and I know that these things...- 60 quid then.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- 60.- 60.- I think you might make a profit on that.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04These things do well in auction.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Can we do that for 60 square?- Yes.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Shake your hand, thank you.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Two down then.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Yes.- Yes.- Two in the net.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Yep. 2-0 up!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Two in the...- 2-0 up!- Oh, 2-0!
0:13:18 > 0:13:22I love your accent. I don't have an accent!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24No, no, no. Queen's English.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Actually, Paddy, it's now 2-2.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30It's going absolutely wonderfully well.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33They're quite decisive, they've chosen two items
0:13:33 > 0:13:36really all by themselves
0:13:36 > 0:13:40and I'm wondering if I'll have enough money to get him that ball
0:13:40 > 0:13:41for the bonus buy but I don't know.
0:13:41 > 0:13:4640 minutes in now, and silky smooth David has something up his sleeve.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Right, this is a complete...
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Something completely different, away from pottery and glass.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Coventry Steven silk pictures.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56What do you think of these?
0:13:56 > 0:14:00They're all woven in silk on a Jacquard loom.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02They were first produced by Thomas Stevens.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05He made little slips for bookmarks
0:14:05 > 0:14:08and then developed the ribbon industry into producing these.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10This one is interesting. Now, why's it interesting?
0:14:10 > 0:14:15- What does it say?- Oh, I haven't got my glasses on, you tell me.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17It's trains, trains are going through...
0:14:17 > 0:14:20"The Present Time. 60 miles an hour."
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Yes, doing 60 miles an hour.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25It's wonderful, that tall stack.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28So we're looking round about the 1880, 1890 period.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30And what's written on the back?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33On the back, there's a presentation inscription.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38"To Father on your 70th birthday, May Ellen."
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- That's delightful. - I think that's lovely.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Not Sue Ellen from Dallas!
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Let's have a look on the other side.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46"The Good Old Days", that's a coach scene.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Those are very good, I love that one.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Anybody interested in railways... - Is going to go for that.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- How many?- Two, you get the pair.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59There's a lovely inscription on the back.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00- I know, "To Father..."- Yes.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Just two, are there just two?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04There's two of them. What's the best price on these, sir?
0:15:04 > 0:15:05- On the two?- Yes.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- 120.- Is that your very best?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Gosh.- You didn't ask me my very best, you only said "best"!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14That comes the third time!
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Darling, darling, tell me, how low could you go?
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Cheeky madam! You go, girl.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Go on, tell me.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24We'll say 110 then.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26100.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Do it for 100...
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Go on, then.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30- 100.- Yes.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Right, now what do you think?- People have got to know what they are.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38- Do you think we might make any money on them?- They won't be a major leader on making the big profit, no.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- No.- No, I don't think so.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42But I can see where you're going with them.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Let's come back on these, shall we? - Yes.- Let's come back.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49Time's moving on, but here's a question for you.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53When was the last time you went to St Ives,
0:15:53 > 0:15:55in sunny Cornwall?
0:15:55 > 0:16:00Well, if you have been to St Ives, you may have visited the gallery
0:16:00 > 0:16:02of the great Barbara Hepworth,
0:16:02 > 0:16:06one of the most celebrated 20th-century British sculptors.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11A friend of Moore and famous for modernism.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Moore's and Hepworth's modernist sculpture though,
0:16:16 > 0:16:20tended to take the form of abstract human bodies.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24This has less of the abstract human body about it
0:16:24 > 0:16:30and more of the cubist form, so it probably dates from a slightly earlier period.
0:16:30 > 0:16:35The sculptor I would like you to think about
0:16:35 > 0:16:39when looking at this, is actually a Lithuanian called Lipchitz.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44Lipchitz was an early cubist sculptor
0:16:44 > 0:16:48who took a simple block of stone
0:16:48 > 0:16:55and chiselled to create forms that are not dissimilar to this form,
0:16:55 > 0:16:58which fair takes my breath away, I have to tell you,
0:16:58 > 0:17:01because I think it's so incredibly clever.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06Apart from the manual dexterity of literally chipping away
0:17:06 > 0:17:08to create these smooth forms,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11how does the inspiration come to you?
0:17:11 > 0:17:16Because this is so complicated. Pablo Picasso was the man
0:17:16 > 0:17:20who popularised Cubism early in the 20th century,
0:17:20 > 0:17:25and this Lithuanian, Lipchitz, translated it into stone.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31What's all this got to do with Newark international antiques and collectors fair,
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I hear you say.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38I've selected this because it's an object that you can find here,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41sitting on a tarmac driveway just down the way.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43It's here for sale.
0:17:43 > 0:17:49What would this complicated stone-form object cost you
0:17:49 > 0:17:51here in Newark, today?
0:17:51 > 0:17:57£100, I say. If it was by the great Lipchitz,
0:17:57 > 0:18:01a piece of carved cubist stone like this
0:18:01 > 0:18:06could make, at auction, the top end of £350,000.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Do you invest £100 in a piece of stone
0:18:09 > 0:18:14that's so beautifully carved, it could be by the great Lipchitz?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I think you probably do.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Don't you?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23We're not expecting a six-figure sum out of our teams today.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Two figures will do.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Is that a silly item up there?
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Do you like dogs or do you just like silly items?
0:18:36 > 0:18:38What do you think about that?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I quite like that but I don't think Jill does, do you?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- No.- No!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Well, it's unusual, isn't it?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50It's grotesque!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Well, tribal art..- Seriously, we don't like it, do we.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Tribal art is not one of my strengths.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57It certainly is an interesting item.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- Your wife doesn't like it.- OK then.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Hey, Paddy...
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Just do what your wife tells you!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Oh, to be henpecked, Paddy!
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Jean's at it again!
0:19:10 > 0:19:14You couldn't give me a ridiculously low price on that, could you?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17No. I can give you a price
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- but it wouldn't be a ridiculously low one.- Do you like that clock, Jean?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22I love it, yes. Don't you?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You don't, do you?
0:19:24 > 0:19:31It's not my taste but it's not up to me, it's what you consider is going to sell at auction.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I think that might be a limited sale, limited people.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37No, I can't have it, that's answered of the question, I can't have it.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39And we thought he was a nice man when we came on!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Ah well, Jean, you can't always get everything you want.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47OK, we're running out of time here, guys.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50What about these Doulton vases here?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Doulton and it's quite a humorous subject here.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59We have a fat old friar.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Maybe Friar Tuck of Nottingham? - Of course.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04He's having a swig.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- He is, yeah.- Right.- They're different, aren't they?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- They're quite interesting.- Yeah.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15£140, I wouldn't have thought there'd be much money in them.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Well, see what we can get.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19It's good stoneware.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24Jill's not too keen, but can a price reduction convince her otherwise?
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Could you come to 100 on them?
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- I'll do 100.- What do you think?
0:20:29 > 0:20:34You need to make your mind up, Reds! And you Blues need to be hasty too.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35There's only three minutes left.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36We've got to make a decision.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39We can't go on looking, just wandering down, doing nothing.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- You've got the brass candlestick or you've got the Stevengraphs.- Yes.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Stevengraphs for me.- I think yes.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48OK, I'll go and get them.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Well done, David. So come on, Jill, what's the score?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Yes, I think we'll go for them. - We'll get these then.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Jill thinks it's over!
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Well, it is now.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01We'll go for these then, thank you very much.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Will you wrap them up for us? OK.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Great.- Or, as they do in football, aahh!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Right, there we are.- We've finished!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Jean.- Thank you.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I deserve a cup of tea, I don't know about you two.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17We trust you implicitly, yes, you do deserve tea.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19What am I... What have I got to do with these?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Have I...- I'll take them.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24You've got to sell them, darling!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27HORN TUNE
0:21:27 > 0:21:31That's it, time's up. Let's remind ourselves what the Red team bought.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33HORN TUNE AGAIN
0:21:33 > 0:21:35The Reds had a ball and spent £45
0:21:35 > 0:21:37on two silver salts.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43They focused £60 of their budget on a pair of opera glasses.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49And they spent £100 on a pair of Royal Doulton vases.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Every time Anita goes out, she seems to have fun.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I don't know what's going on round here!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Seriously, it's been good, hasn't it, Paddy?- I've really enjoyed it.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Which is your favourite bit? - The opera glasses.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- The opera glasses are your favourite. Jill, what about you? - I just enjoyed spending it all
0:22:08 > 0:22:12and looking at everything. I love the salt cellars we got.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Salt cellars are your favourite. - Yes.- How much did you spend?
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- £205.- £205. £95 do I spy there?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22£95 going straight to Anita. What are you going to spend it on?
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Something that will give them a lot of fun.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- Oh, lovely.- What, more fun?- Yes!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Is that possible?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35No second guessing, all will be revealed later!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Meanwhile, why don't we check out what the Blue team bought, eh?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40The Blues poured £80
0:22:40 > 0:22:43into a Doulton Lambeth claret jug.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46They forked out £70 on a pair
0:22:46 > 0:22:49of 19th-century silver menu holders.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Finally, they blew £100
0:22:52 > 0:22:54on a pair of silk Stevengraphs.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59We enjoyed it, we didn't feel railroaded into anything,
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- we felt that was our own decision. - And it was your choice...
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Did I hear "railroaded"?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Would you be railroaded by Mr Barby, I ask you?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Yes, but we bought these lovely little railroad pictures, didn't we?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Anyway, you've had a good time? - Loved it.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- How much did you spend all round? - We spent £250.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Did you? That's a good amount. Which is your favourite piece, Jean?
0:23:18 > 0:23:22My favourite piece... Oh, the little menu holders.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24- The little fan menu holders. - That's your favourite.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- That's my favourite.- What about you, Keith?- I like the claret jug,
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- I felt I had to make Jean warm to that.- Oh, yes.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Took a little persuading, didn't it, David?- Yes, it did.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34She got there in the end!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- Who's got the £50?- I have the £50.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39The £50, thank you very much, which I give straight across...
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Thank you very much.- ..to David Barby.- Spend wisely!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- Yes.- What are you going to spend it on?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Well, I thought something colourful like brassware!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Really?- Not the brass candlestick!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- I won't inflict that on you!- Please, don't.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Anyway, good luck, David. Good luck, team.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Meanwhile, we're heading off somewhere absolutely splendiferous.
0:24:04 > 0:24:09Deep in the forests of Selkirk is Bowhill House,
0:24:09 > 0:24:15home to the Scotts of Buccleuch, who rose to eminence in the 16th century,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18thanks to dashing exploits in border raids.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22The Scott clan have an illustrious pedigree,
0:24:22 > 0:24:26including a blood line to Mary, Queen of Scots.
0:24:26 > 0:24:31When Charles II's illegitimate son, James, married into the family,
0:24:31 > 0:24:35he became the first Duke Of Buccleuch.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40And the title and Scott name continue to this day.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Bowhill is now looked after by the 10th duke and open to the public,
0:24:44 > 0:24:48so we can all take a peek at the fine works of art
0:24:48 > 0:24:50and prized heirlooms that have been handed down
0:24:50 > 0:24:53through successive generations.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57In 1814, Charles, 4th Duke of Buccleuch,
0:24:57 > 0:25:01commissioned his architect to extend the wings of the house,
0:25:01 > 0:25:04including this grand dining room.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07What could be grander to have in your dining room
0:25:07 > 0:25:10but the largest silver wine cooler
0:25:10 > 0:25:12that you could possibly imagine?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Isn't it extraordinary?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17A piece of silver commissioned by Queen Anne
0:25:17 > 0:25:22as a piece of ambassadorial plate in 1711.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24But just look at the scale of this thing!
0:25:24 > 0:25:28How many bottles would you fit inside to cool down?
0:25:28 > 0:25:3150? Half a tonne of ice and the whole thing weighs
0:25:31 > 0:25:36a cool 2,000 ounces.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43The scale of the silver in the dining room just gets better and better.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I mean, look at this baby!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48It must be six foot tall
0:25:48 > 0:25:53when it's off its plinth and it weighs in at a cool 3,000 ounces.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58Commissioned by the 5th duke in 1830,
0:25:58 > 0:26:00from the silversmith Garrard.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04And apart from being of exquisite quality,
0:26:04 > 0:26:07what's fun about it is it tells the story
0:26:07 > 0:26:13of the legend of the origins of the Buccleuch family name.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18In Scotland, a "cleuch" is a steep, narrow ravine.
0:26:18 > 0:26:24In the legend, one day an ancient Scottish king was hunting deer,
0:26:24 > 0:26:31and a young buck jumped out in the middle of the cleuch and was about to attack him.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35But into the fore leaps our hero, our muscular young man,
0:26:35 > 0:26:41whose family name was Scott, from whom the Buccleuchs are descended,
0:26:41 > 0:26:45physically restrained the young deer
0:26:45 > 0:26:48and flung it over his shoulder,
0:26:48 > 0:26:52earning the term "Buck...cleuch",
0:26:52 > 0:26:56hence Buccleuch, hence their family name.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58How sweet is that?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00The big question today is, of course,
0:27:00 > 0:27:04over at the auction. Is it going to be buck or bust?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Well, it's lovely to be in Market Harborough,
0:27:14 > 0:27:17with our auctioneer of the moment, Mark Gilding.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18- How very nice to see you. - Very good to see you.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Lovely to be back, actually.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Now, we've got some interesting gear today.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Kicking off with the Reds with these silver salts.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Yes, they're probably the most boring lot that they bought.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- They're kind of standard things, aren't they?- They are, yes.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Frames with silver piercing and little ball feet.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38They are what they are at the end of the day.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41- What's your estimate on those? - 40-60.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Perfect. £45 paid.
0:27:43 > 0:27:48- Oh good.- They paid the right price and with any luck, will make a wee profit
0:27:48 > 0:27:49which would be lovely.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Next up are these very unusual opera glasses.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54When was the last time you went to the opera
0:27:54 > 0:27:58and took glasses with you that are covered in stags?
0:27:58 > 0:28:01- Weird, isn't it?- It's a while since I went to the opera,
0:28:01 > 0:28:03let alone with some stag opera glasses.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- I think they're a fun lot.- Yes. - Quite well decorated,
0:28:06 > 0:28:09and in a good original box.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12- Do you think they're going to go well?- I think £60-£80.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Good man. £60 paid.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18Complete in their case, that is the right price to pay.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22Lastly, the Doulton series ware vases, any good?
0:28:22 > 0:28:25- Unfortunately, one of them does have a crack in it...- Does it?
0:28:25 > 0:28:28..which is going to put the perfectionists off, of course.
0:28:28 > 0:28:33But Royal Doulton is still collectable, although prices aren't as strong as they have been.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35So, where do you pitch those then?
0:28:35 > 0:28:37- 60-80.- Ah, they paid £100.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39There we go.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42So what they got with one hand, they might lose with the other!
0:28:42 > 0:28:44In which case, they're going to need their bonus buy,
0:28:44 > 0:28:46so let's go and have a look at it.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50Paddy, Jill, you spent a magnificent £205, I'm so proud of you.
0:28:50 > 0:28:54You gave £95 to the Manning, what did she go off and buy?
0:28:54 > 0:28:58- Anita.- Well, there was only one thing in the fair I could have bought for Paddy.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06I used to play with one of these, years ago.
0:29:06 > 0:29:07I thought that must be for you.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09It's probably an American one,
0:29:09 > 0:29:14made by Epic Sports. There's probably 18 pieces of leather
0:29:14 > 0:29:16making up that football.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19I read that in a book but I know nothing about football!
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Well, you're probably right.
0:29:21 > 0:29:25- But it's not that old, is it?- It's not that old.- What did you pay?
0:29:25 > 0:29:27I paid £50 for it!
0:29:27 > 0:29:31- That's a lot of money!- I know but I couldn't resist it.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Let's just hope it's not going to be offside.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Anyway, you don't pick right now, you choose later,
0:29:36 > 0:29:39after the sale of your first three items. For the audience at home,
0:29:39 > 0:29:43let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Anita's ball.
0:29:44 > 0:29:45- Well, let's dribble in with this. - OK.
0:29:45 > 0:29:49- How do you rate it?- I think it's a fun-looking thing,
0:29:49 > 0:29:51everything about it says a bit of age
0:29:51 > 0:29:53but not as old as it's meant to be.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56- Is it a reproduction? - It is a repro one.- Right.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00- Anyway, it reminds you of the great game.- Yes.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03It isn't directly associated with any great game.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05- What's it worth, do you think? - £20 or £30.
0:30:05 > 0:30:10Uh-oh. £50. She could get kicked into touch with that!
0:30:10 > 0:30:14Anyway, that's it for the Reds. Now for the Blues.
0:30:14 > 0:30:15What have they got to start off with?
0:30:15 > 0:30:17The Doulton claret jug.
0:30:17 > 0:30:21- That's a handsome thing, isn't it? - It is a good-looking lump of Doulton,
0:30:21 > 0:30:24the silver plate's not been over-polished. A good lot.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26A good lot. How much?
0:30:26 > 0:30:29- 80-120.- Bravo!
0:30:29 > 0:30:34£80 paid. I think £80 in a fair is pretty cheap, don't you?
0:30:34 > 0:30:35I think that's good value for money, that one.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Something going well.
0:30:37 > 0:30:42Jean fell in love with the silver fan-form menu holders.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44- OK.- Do you rate them?
0:30:44 > 0:30:48I think they're quite good, quite well cast and the engraving's quite good.
0:30:48 > 0:30:49They're a good-looking lot.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53And displaying magnificently a beautiful card for us today,
0:30:53 > 0:30:56- don't you think?- I think it's incredible.- Incredible.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Seriously, if you weren't using them as menu holders,
0:30:59 > 0:31:03really, really nice things to put a modern photograph in.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06Absolutely, then save them for your weekends of fine dining!
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Absolutely, dual purpose!
0:31:08 > 0:31:10On that happy note, how much?
0:31:10 > 0:31:14- 60-80.- OK, they paid 70. But if I had a punt
0:31:14 > 0:31:17as to what might fly out of this little tribe,
0:31:17 > 0:31:18I think they might do quite well.
0:31:18 > 0:31:23Now, the Stevengraphs. I always think, slightly yesterday's collectable,
0:31:23 > 0:31:28- without being rude about them.- One of them titled "The Good Old Days",
0:31:28 > 0:31:31I mean, that's exactly the good old days when everybody wanted these
0:31:31 > 0:31:32and we're no longer there.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34- I like the one with the train, don't you?- Yeah,
0:31:34 > 0:31:37the train's going to be the thing that draws in the collectors.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Yes, right. What's your estimate?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41I've put 50-70.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44They paid 100. I think they paid just a tad too much
0:31:44 > 0:31:46but still, we'll see.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49In which case, they're going to need their bonus buy. Let's go and have a look at it.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52Jean and Keith, this is exciting.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54You spent £250, super duper.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58You gave the £50 to David Barby, who's been off to buy you a bonus buy.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00I almost spent the lot, Tim.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02- Oh, good.- I bought this.
0:32:02 > 0:32:06This is a piece of Monart glass, it's Scottish art glass.
0:32:06 > 0:32:11What I like about it is this inclusion of gilt fleck
0:32:11 > 0:32:15and all these other pink and white and green. It's so beautiful.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18Do handle it, it's quite a tactile piece.
0:32:18 > 0:32:22- I like that.- I love that. - I like the gold flecks.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24- You like that?- You may save our bacon with this!
0:32:26 > 0:32:30Well, it was £50, less 5, so 45.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32It was within the margin that you gave me.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36- Do you think there's any profit in that?- I think a £20-£25 profit.
0:32:36 > 0:32:40- Really?- I hope so.- I can feel that. - Can you?
0:32:40 > 0:32:43- Feel that.- Where do you feel it? - In the gilt.- Oh, do you?
0:32:43 > 0:32:45That's all right.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Well, I can't help it if you're "gilty"!
0:32:49 > 0:32:51On that happy note, are you happy, guys?
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Yes.- You choose after the sale of your first three items.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Now, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about
0:32:56 > 0:32:58David's Monart bowl.
0:32:58 > 0:33:03Well, there we go, Mark, that's kind of handsome, isn't it?
0:33:03 > 0:33:05It is, it's a very good bit of glass.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08It's clever though, isn't it? The more you look at it,
0:33:08 > 0:33:12these rolls and scrolls of the creamy styrations
0:33:12 > 0:33:15as they kind of go into the green is clever.
0:33:15 > 0:33:20And then you get this gold aventurine sprinkling through it.
0:33:20 > 0:33:24- It's a sophisticated object. - It is, yeah.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26OK, what's your pitch at that?
0:33:26 > 0:33:29Probably been a bit mean with this, I like it the more I see it. 40-60.
0:33:29 > 0:33:34Fair enough. The cunning fox, Barby, paid £45 as his bonus buy.
0:33:34 > 0:33:38You're saying 40-60, you reckon that's a modest estimate.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40- So it might make 80.- It could indeed.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43If it takes off on the internet, it might make £120.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46- We're going to have some excitement today, yes?- I think so.
0:33:46 > 0:33:47I think so.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57- OK, team, happy?- Yes.- Yes.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00Tell me, Paddy, is this a bit like the beginning of a football match?
0:34:00 > 0:34:03- Are you a bit nervous?- I am actually.- Dry mouth?
0:34:03 > 0:34:05It's the first time I've been to an auction.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07- The first time you've been to an auction?- Yes.- It never is.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10- I'm shaking.- You're an auction virgin.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12- Yes.- What about you, Jill? Are you virginal or not?
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Oh, absolutely!
0:34:14 > 0:34:16We've got two virgins!
0:34:16 > 0:34:20Your first lot are the salts with the glass liners, here they come.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Lot 50, the pair of oval silver salts.
0:34:23 > 0:34:281920, with clear glass liners. Bidding opens here at £20.
0:34:28 > 0:34:32£20 I'm bid for the pair of these, at 20. 22, 25,
0:34:32 > 0:34:3628, 28 I'm bid then. Bid at 28,
0:34:36 > 0:34:3830, bid in the room at 32...
0:34:40 > 0:34:4335, it's against you, internet, 38.
0:34:43 > 0:34:4538 on the internet, good old internet.
0:34:45 > 0:34:4738, you're out in the room then, it's with the internet at 38.
0:34:47 > 0:34:4938 I'm bid then, at 38, to the internet then,
0:34:49 > 0:34:51at £38.
0:34:51 > 0:34:52Uh-oh.
0:34:52 > 0:34:5538, that's not so good, that's minus 7.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Well, bad luck on that.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Your bank has gone!
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Now, opera glasses.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06The velvet-lined case and bidding on my books here
0:35:06 > 0:35:07open at £30.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10£30 for the pair of these and the box.
0:35:10 > 0:35:1132, 35, 38,
0:35:11 > 0:35:1540, £40 bid then, at 40.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19For the pair and the box, at £40 I'm bid, at 42...
0:35:19 > 0:35:20Uh-oh.
0:35:20 > 0:35:2442 bid then, at 42. My bids are out here and it's with the internet
0:35:24 > 0:35:26and you're all out in the room as well. At £42,
0:35:26 > 0:35:28I'm bid then and I will sell.
0:35:28 > 0:35:29HE BANGS GAVEL
0:35:29 > 0:35:32£42... That's minus £18 on that.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35That's not good, is it?
0:35:35 > 0:35:38- No.- Dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40A pair of Royal Doulton series ware vases,
0:35:40 > 0:35:47bidding here, again I'm going to start at 30, 32, 35, 38, 40, 42.
0:35:47 > 0:35:5142 for the pair of these, at 45, 48, 50, 5, 60,
0:35:51 > 0:35:555, 70, 5...
0:35:55 > 0:35:5775 here and you're out.
0:35:57 > 0:35:5975 bid in the middle.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02At 75 then, away to the room at 75.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06Oh no, he's done it. £75, that's minus 25.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Overall, that's minus £50.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10- I don't like the look of this!- No.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14What is going on here?
0:36:14 > 0:36:19I mean, I know we had the crack in the vases but those opera glasses were perfect and very unusual.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21Disappointed, very disappointed.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23What are you going to do about the football?
0:36:23 > 0:36:24Are you going to have a go at that?
0:36:24 > 0:36:27- Well...- You've got to be careful here, guys.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29- No, no.- We'll go for it.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33No... No!
0:36:33 > 0:36:35- Not going...- No.- You're not, are you sure about that?
0:36:35 > 0:36:39- Yes.- Jill's determined. OK, we're not going with the bonus buy.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41But we're going to sell it anyway and here it comes.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44A leather football, marked "Epic Sports"...
0:36:45 > 0:36:48..and a good start for this one, £40, I'm bid.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51£40, I'm bid, at 40.
0:36:51 > 0:36:55At 40 then, selling away. 42 with the internet.
0:36:55 > 0:36:5945, 50...55.
0:37:00 > 0:37:0255, 55 bid, at 55, 60.
0:37:02 > 0:37:07My bids are out now, it's £60 and I'm selling to the internet,
0:37:07 > 0:37:09at £60.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12£60, I'm afraid to say,
0:37:12 > 0:37:13is plus £10!
0:37:13 > 0:37:15What do you know about football?
0:37:17 > 0:37:19What do you know about footballs?!
0:37:19 > 0:37:22Anyway, there we go, it's all a lot of footballs really.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25So, overall, you are minus £50.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28But that could be a winning score so just don't talk to the Blues.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30I daren't!
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Now, Jean, Keith, do you know how the Reds got on?
0:37:41 > 0:37:44- No.- No, you don't want to know, I tell you.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48- Anyway, so, are you happy?- Very. - Are you confident?
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Very.- Yes.- Anyway, first up is the Doulton claret jug,
0:37:51 > 0:37:53which I think is fab and here it comes.
0:37:53 > 0:37:57The Doulton Lambeth stoneware jug, 1877,
0:37:57 > 0:38:00with plated mounts and £50 is my opening bid.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03£50 I'm bid, here at 50.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05At £50 I'm bid here on the book, at £50.
0:38:05 > 0:38:0855... Against you, internet,
0:38:08 > 0:38:11it's in the room at 55. At 55 I'm bid, at 55.
0:38:11 > 0:38:1460 I'll take. At 55 I'm bid, it's here to sell.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Oh no!- Come on!
0:38:17 > 0:38:18Selling at 55...
0:38:18 > 0:38:20HE BANGS GAVEL
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:38:22 > 0:38:2555! That's minus 25!
0:38:25 > 0:38:26How can that be?
0:38:26 > 0:38:2971, pair of French silver fan-shaped pedestal menu holders,
0:38:29 > 0:38:32with cast and chased decoration,
0:38:32 > 0:38:36and more bids here, 18, 20, 22, 25.
0:38:36 > 0:38:3825 bid, 28, 30,
0:38:38 > 0:38:4032, 35, 38, 40,
0:38:40 > 0:38:4242, 45, 48.
0:38:43 > 0:38:4548 I'm bid then, at 48...
0:38:45 > 0:38:46Oh no!
0:38:46 > 0:38:4850 do I see? At 48 I'm bid.
0:38:48 > 0:38:5050 with the internet.
0:38:50 > 0:38:5155.
0:38:51 > 0:38:5460? For you, internet... It's £55 in the room.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58At 55 I'm bid then. Fair warning, internet. 60,
0:38:58 > 0:39:0165, £65 I'm bid, at 65.
0:39:01 > 0:39:02Go on!
0:39:02 > 0:39:04At 65 then, at 65.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06Internet's out then, and selling at 65.
0:39:06 > 0:39:07HE BANGS GAVEL
0:39:07 > 0:39:09- Oh no!- That's not so bad, £65.
0:39:09 > 0:39:13Anyway, that's minus £5. Minus 30 overall.
0:39:13 > 0:39:17Now, Stevengraphs, stand by.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19With original mounts and in the frames,
0:39:19 > 0:39:22bidding opens with me at £45.
0:39:22 > 0:39:2545 bid now, 50, 55, 60,
0:39:25 > 0:39:285, you're both out, 70, 5, 80,
0:39:28 > 0:39:31- 85, 90...- Yes.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34At £90, I'm bid at 90.
0:39:34 > 0:39:365 I'll take. Telephone, are you bidding?
0:39:36 > 0:39:38WOMAN ON PHONE: Do you want to bid?
0:39:38 > 0:39:40- Yes.- She's got a phone bid.
0:39:40 > 0:39:41100.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Come on!
0:39:43 > 0:39:46- 110...- That's good.- We're in the money!- 120...
0:39:47 > 0:39:48- 130.- This is getting exciting!
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Come on, come on.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52You're both out then, it's 130 here then, at 130.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56With the telephone at 130 and selling at 130.
0:39:56 > 0:39:57HE BANGS GAVEL
0:39:57 > 0:40:02Oh, £130. £130 is plus £30, which means
0:40:02 > 0:40:04you've got nothing!
0:40:06 > 0:40:08That's the story of my life!
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Twice the story of mine!
0:40:10 > 0:40:12You've got no profit, you've got no loss.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14What you've got is a white face, all right?
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Which is pretty good, isn't it?
0:40:16 > 0:40:19- Not too bad, though.- This is a ridiculous business.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22You've got absolutely nothing after all that, all that flimflam.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24- What are you going to do...- We had a good time out of it!
0:40:24 > 0:40:28Listen, what about this bowl then. Are we going with the bowl?
0:40:28 > 0:40:30- We're going with the bowl, we love the bowl.- We really like the bowl.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33- Is Barby clever to find that bowl or not?- Very clever.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36He is our hero. We're going with the bonus buy, aren't we?
0:40:36 > 0:40:39- We're going with the bonus buy. - Here it comes.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42A Monart shallow glass circular bowl.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46And bidding opens on the book here at £25.
0:40:46 > 0:40:4828, 30, 32...
0:40:48 > 0:40:49Come on.
0:40:49 > 0:40:5132, 35, 38,
0:40:51 > 0:40:5340, 42, 45...
0:40:55 > 0:40:5745 here then, at 45, on my right.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59Can't stop here!
0:40:59 > 0:41:0045 and selling to the room at 45.
0:41:00 > 0:41:03Oh no!
0:41:05 > 0:41:06£45.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09You got nothing again!
0:41:09 > 0:41:13- Nothing!- You've still got... - All this way for nothing!
0:41:14 > 0:41:18- Hours getting lost in that car! - Hundreds of miles getting here...
0:41:18 > 0:41:20- You've got nothing! - I blame the navigator.
0:41:20 > 0:41:25- Right, well, listen.- Well, it could have been a loss, couldn't it?
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Could have been. You've got absolutely nothing.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Perfect, perfect.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Now listen, nothing could be a winning score.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36- Keep very quiet.- Don't say a word to those Reds.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38- No.- Schtum.- Schtum.- Schtum.
0:41:44 > 0:41:49Well, well, well, well, well. Who would have predicted the result today?
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Impossible, isn't it?
0:41:51 > 0:41:55- Reds, do you know how the Blues were doing? Blues, do you know how the Reds were doing?- No.- No. No idea.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58This is all going to be fresh news to you.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01It's no news that I'm afraid no team today
0:42:01 > 0:42:02are wandering home with profits.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05So that is the first bit of news.
0:42:05 > 0:42:09The second bit of news is we don't have losers any more on Bargain Hunt, we only have runners-up.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12The runners-up today are, by a convincing margin,
0:42:12 > 0:42:13the Reds.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15- Oh!- Oh!
0:42:15 > 0:42:21I'm sorry to tell you this, Reds, minus £50.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23Stop cackling, you lot.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26- Sorry.- Cackling with glee!
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Some days it's good days, and some days it's average days, right?
0:42:28 > 0:42:31And today, I'm afraid, at auction, it was only average.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33But you've been a smashing team.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35- We've enjoyed it.- I hope you've enjoyed it.- We had a super time.
0:42:35 > 0:42:39- Lovely time.- We've loved having the three of you on our show.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42But the victors today, by a substantial margin,
0:42:42 > 0:42:46are the Blues, who managed to win by scoring absolutely nothing.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52They have a zero score. Isn't that brilliant?
0:42:52 > 0:42:55- Amazing.- Such hard work! - Such hard work
0:42:55 > 0:42:58to go through all this process and get absolutely nowhere.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00That took a lot of doing.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Doesn't happen so often, so congratulations for that.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06- Have you had a nice time, Jean? - Marvellous.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09- Keith, has it been good for you? - Marvellous.- We've loved having you.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12It's been such fun, join us soon for some more bargain hunting, yes?
0:43:12 > 0:43:13ALL: Yes!
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