0:00:03 > 0:00:07Today we're in the grounds of Kedleston Hall.
0:00:07 > 0:00:13What could be more delightful? So let's go bargain-hunting! Yeah!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Derbyshire was once home to Florence Nightingale,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45known as the Lady of the Lamp.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Let's hope that her influence today will be here
0:00:48 > 0:00:50to illuminate our teams
0:00:50 > 0:00:55as they squelch through the mud in search of their bargains.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58So, coming up...
0:00:58 > 0:01:00The Reds have a minor disagreement.
0:01:00 > 0:01:06Do we have a little marital disharmony? Let's keep out of this!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09THEY LAUGH
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Whilst the Blues make the most out of today's conditions.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17# Mud, mud, glorious mud
0:01:17 > 0:01:21# There's nothing quite like it for cooling the blood... #
0:01:22 > 0:01:27- But will our teams be singing and celebrating after the auction?- Yes!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35We've got two teams looking for healthy profits today.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38For the Reds, we've got Glenys and Toto
0:01:38 > 0:01:42and for the Blues, Jane and Paul. Hello, everyone.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47- Hello.- Very nice to see you. Glenys, how did you two lovebirds meet?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50We met in a pub. I was pulling pints and he pulled me.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51HE LAUGHS
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Was it very romantic?- Not at all. SHE LAUGHS
0:01:55 > 0:01:59So what's the most romantic thing that Tony's ever done?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03He tried very hard once to surprise me with a ride, a train ride,
0:02:03 > 0:02:09on the Midnight Express, from Moscow to St Petersburg. It was hideous.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Oh, no. That's awful. - It WAS in the old Russia.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17You both have an interest in antiques. What do you collect, Toto?
0:02:17 > 0:02:22I collect inkwells. I tend to pick them up wherever we go on holiday.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- How many have you got?- Er...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Over 50.- 52 is the last count.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31That's a fair old number. Glenys, what do you collect?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I collect things that are useful or beautiful.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Well, you're going to be in heaven today, then.- Very much, yes.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Watch out, Kedleston! The Reds are coming! Good luck.
0:02:42 > 0:02:49- So, Jane, where did you two meet? - Well, we met at a '60s festival in Ayr, in Scotland.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50I was there on holiday
0:02:50 > 0:02:55and Paul came out on stage, doing a tribute to Roy Orbison.
0:02:55 > 0:03:01And I thought, "Beautiful voice." But I couldn't see his eyes because of the dark glasses.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03So I had to get in close.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08- And you got in close and...caramba! - Yes. It was wow and pizzazz.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13But when he came off stage, I did what any sensible woman would do - I sent my mother in first!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15HE LAUGHS
0:03:15 > 0:03:19So over she went, had a little chat. She said, "He seems very nice."
0:03:19 > 0:03:22How sweet. You were still being chaperoned.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Mother's always right, so I like to check.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Tell us about this performing skill, Paul. How did all that start?
0:03:29 > 0:03:34I've been a professional singer since I was in my early 20s.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I was lucky enough to be playing in a band on a boat
0:03:37 > 0:03:41and a passenger said, "You sound like Roy Orbison."
0:03:41 > 0:03:46I had no idea. So we learnt a couple of Roy Orbison songs for him, made his holiday
0:03:46 > 0:03:50and within six months I was making a career out of it.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54So what do you know about antiques?
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- Very little.- Not so much?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Armchair antiques expert.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Yeah, that couch potato approach.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Watch Bargain Hunt and criticise from afar.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- You've taught us all we know, Tim. - This is going to be a big test.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11Now the money moment. £300 apiece. Here's your £300. There you go.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Thank you.- You know the rules.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Your experts await. Off you go! And very, very good luck!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19We're going to have some fun today with this lot!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Our expert for the Reds today is the light-footed Anita Manning.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Och, aye! - SHE LAUGHS
0:04:29 > 0:04:34And for the Blues, we should have Philip Serrell. Anybody seen him?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Phil? Such a baby.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Oh, yeah.- What do you reckon?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48That's another fine mess you've gotten me into.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50You can say that again, Paul.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- I can't compete with this. - JANE AND PAUL LAUGH
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Where do they get these people from?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58More to the point, where do we get our experts from?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Now are those Reds behaving themselves?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07They're a bit rude!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Nutcrackers.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Yes.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- You like them? - GLENYS AND TOTO LAUGH
0:05:13 > 0:05:16They do seem to draw me to them. I don't know why.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I think it's cos you're a man!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- They do seem to sell well.- They do.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25They're all crackers today.
0:05:27 > 0:05:34In my eyes, this stuff is so undervalued. I think these things are absolutely fantastic.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Don't let her get any closer than that.- Do you break things?- I do.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42I don't know what it is. I just drop it.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Then we'll leave that well alone.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Let's go and have a whizz outside.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49That's a cracking idea, Phil.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Now what's Phil 'arvesting for those Blues?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00We've had about ten minutes now. I like that.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- Ooh, yeah.- What's that? - A tractor seat or an implement seat.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10That's Blackstone. They made agricultural engines, machines.
0:06:10 > 0:06:17These seats can be hugely collectable. People buy them and paint them, which ruins the look.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- The other thing people do is turn them into seats.- Yeah.
0:06:21 > 0:06:26If you put a steel pole down and a base, you've got a kitchen seat.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- Or a garden seat.- Yeah, whatever. That's probably off a tractor.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Rare ones can be worth thousands.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Wow.- Is that rare? I haven't a clue.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I suspect it probably isn't because it's 70 quid.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Sir, how old's this? Roughly.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- It's about 1900 to 1920s. - I think that's a nice thing.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50At auction, you'd estimate that at £40-60.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Who would you like to haggle with? Me or the attractive lady?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- 45. - I love it.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57- You love it?- I love it.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Then we've got to buy it. - I shouldn't have said that.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Know what's more important?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- She can't break it.- Unbreakable!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Yeah.- Absolutely.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- That's great.- Absolutely.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- VENDOR: Thank you very much. - Thank you.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I think that's really wicked.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18We've had 15 minutes. You wanted daft, dangerous and unbreakable, and we've done it.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- You described Jane to a T there. - Now, now, Paul.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25First item all sewn up. Well done, Blues. Plough on!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Meanwhile, how are the Reds getting on?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35These are cufflinks.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38And they've got a very nice, modernist look about them.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41They're Swarovski Crystals.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46These are popular and very expensive in the shops. What do you think, Glenys?
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- How much are they? - They're a bargain - £5.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- £5!- £5?! - You'd certainly make a profit.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54HE LAUGHS
0:07:54 > 0:07:58These have a nice look about them and at £5...!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- You can't lose a lot. - You can't lose a lot.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- I think you could make some money on these.- I'd go for them.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Would you? I'm not too sure.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- You wouldn't wear them, that's why. - Are you a more traditional man?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13- I am.- He likes gold.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- I like gold.- Don't we all? - GLENYS AND TOTO LAUGH
0:08:16 > 0:08:19We'll certainly make a profit.
0:08:19 > 0:08:25Do we have a little marital disharmony? Melody, let's keep out of this.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30Maybe what you should be saying is, "Can you do a wee bit better?"
0:08:30 > 0:08:33What could you do for us on those?
0:08:33 > 0:08:38Well, seeing as it's your team and I want you to win, £3.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Done! - You've GOT to make a profit!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45How can you NOT buy them at £3?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- I think an executive decision has been made.- Yes, it has!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- It leaves you more money to spend. - I shall spend a lot later.
0:08:53 > 0:08:58I think your wife has just probably made you a wee profit. Or a big one.
0:08:58 > 0:09:04Well, it might well be, Anita, but I think Tony was outnumbered there. Your first item, Reds.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11But have those Blues just found item number two?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- How much is your little table, please?- 15.
0:09:14 > 0:09:1615. Like me,
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- it's seen better days. - LAUGHTER
0:09:19 > 0:09:20- Do you like that?- I do.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Is it a bit... Am I allowed to say bog-standard?
0:09:24 > 0:09:25You can.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30- There's a little worm who likes it. - There's no extra charge for livestock.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Could you hang on to that for about half an hour?- Sure.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36We might not buy it, but we might.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- But you've got something tucked up your sleeve.- £5 would be brilliant.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Behave.- No.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Would a tenner do it?- A tenner would do. I was just going to say that.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48You hang on to it for us.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- That's fine.- And we'll be back.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52You're welcome.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- How much can we lose on £10?- £10.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Ah, yes. - PHILIP LAUGHS
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Nothing gets past you, old boy.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Ah, ha ha. Look at this.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I don't know whether you've seen these before, Anita. I collect inkwells.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- So you're an expert? - No, no! Far from it.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19But I assume they went on partners' desks, so it would be for me
0:10:19 > 0:10:22and then it opens for you.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25That's smashing. Let's have a look at it.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29We've got this very nice cut in the bottom,
0:10:29 > 0:10:31so we can see that it is of quality.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34This is a part that would not be seen,
0:10:34 > 0:10:35so in a cheaper edition
0:10:35 > 0:10:37it would just be flat.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38It's cut crystal.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43- And it looks in very good condition. You like that?- Yes, I like it.
0:10:43 > 0:10:49- But £40, I think, is too much. - Glenys, tell me what you think.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I think it's really pretty.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- What would you like to pay? - We've got to get it for 20 or less.
0:10:55 > 0:11:00- Right. Excuse me, can I talk to you about this?- You can, yes.
0:11:01 > 0:11:07Can you tell me what the very, very, VERY best is that you can do on that?
0:11:07 > 0:11:0828.
0:11:09 > 0:11:1020 wouldn't buy it?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- If you could do 25.- 25.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Yeah.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Thanks very much.- Thank you.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Two down, Reds. Well done. You're flying along nicely now.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26# Mud, mud, glorious mud
0:11:26 > 0:11:29# Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood... #
0:11:29 > 0:11:32What about pigeon racing? Do you like pigeon racing?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36ALL LAUGH
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- LAUGHING:- Oh, dear.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40More mud.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Right. Back to the job in hand.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51With only 20 minutes left, the Blues have decided to go for the ethnic table.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- There it is over there. Go and give him a tenner for it.- OK.
0:11:56 > 0:12:03- I think that's what we should do. - I'll prove you two wrong. - See if you can get it for a fiver.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05No, no, we can't do that.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Careful!
0:12:07 > 0:12:11It looks more substantial the further you are away from it.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14I was just thinking the same thing, Paul.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- I think you've got a good buy there. - You think?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yeah. Good buy.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Let's go for that. Thank you.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24That's two down and no breakages. Brilliant!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Glenys has spotted this piece of Lalique. Let's have a wee look.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36I don't think we can afford it.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Lalique is still in production, so this is a modern piece,
0:12:39 > 0:12:43BUT it still has that magic name.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47And it still has that quality. That's beautiful.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48How much have we got left?
0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Er...200 and...- 70.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54..72.
0:12:54 > 0:12:59You could ask what the very death on that is and consider it.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- They did like the Lalique here. It's a wee bit dear for our budget today.- Yes.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07What's the very death on that?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11The very best... 230.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12I like that one as well.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17That's a nice piece. It's like Lalique. The poor man's Lalique.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- Probably a French factory. Probably Sabino.- 155. Yeah?
0:13:21 > 0:13:26- I just don't see it doing that. - What could you do on that?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Could that be done for 80?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- 110 would be...- 110?
0:13:30 > 0:13:36- What do you think, darling? Shall we have a little look further? - You don't want to risk?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39You want to spend a lot of money, but you don't want...
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- If you spend the money, you've got to risk.- Exactly.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Haven't they? - Shall we come back? Thanks.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49You have two lovely pieces. We'll have another wee look.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51But thank you very much.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55It's all about taking risks in this game, Reds.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Now what's Jane modelling? Wow.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- Wow. What a thing. - Is this doing it for you?
0:14:01 > 0:14:05I have to pay for that normally! Sorry, yes. Very nice, thank you.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- You look like Adam Ant.- Oh, yeah!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10# Prince Charming! #
0:14:10 > 0:14:11I like that.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- But...- What will it make at auction? 40-60 quid, I think.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Is it?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20What do you think?
0:14:20 > 0:14:24I think you're going to get 60-80, minimum.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26So we need to buy it at 60 quid.
0:14:27 > 0:14:33- You can take it for 70 today. - Can you hang on to that for us for, like, 15 minutes?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- OK?- Yeah. Have a think, yeah.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41But think quick, Blues. Time's running out.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Now what's caught Tony's eye?
0:14:44 > 0:14:49- How are you on tribal art, Anita? - It's not my favourite subject!
0:14:49 > 0:14:56You've been picking up these slightly risque items! Is that all right with you, Glenys?
0:14:56 > 0:15:00It is, but it's not normally what he does!
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Well, we all like a bit of the old risque, girls, don't we?
0:15:09 > 0:15:15We've got two or three things set up that we have in mind, so there's no great panic as of yet.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19We've got three minutes left! I'm panicking!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Do you like that? - We do like that, yes.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27- Guys, how much is your lump of concrete here?- That's 120.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- £1.20, is it(?) - That's great. We'll have it.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36- How old do you reckon that is? - I'd say it's round about 1960.
0:15:36 > 0:15:43- Bad day, 30 quid. Good day, 80 quid. - OK, we've come to a management decision. We'll buy the jacket.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47I think so. Clothes are always a good idea.
0:15:47 > 0:15:52- And I buy my best clothes in the last two minutes.- I'm not arguing.
0:15:52 > 0:15:57- I only wanted the concrete because she couldn't break it. - Don't you believe it!
0:15:57 > 0:16:02So decision made for the Blues, but what about the Reds? No time to waste.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Got any idea what you're after?
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- Well, Glenys is looking for a piece of silver.- I am.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Not that one!
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- What's that, Anita?- A piece of Worcester. That's lovely.
0:16:17 > 0:16:23Blush ivory it's called. Locke and Company. That's nice.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- You like that? - What sort of date is that?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- About 1880. 1880.- Very good.
0:16:29 > 0:16:34It is a nice piece. It's a nice clean piece, the gilding's good.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39Now I would be asking 155 for that, but if you want to have a go,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41a straight £100.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43And there is definitely a profit.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Do you like it?- I do.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Could it come to 80?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51I tell you what I will do, Anita, to give these people a chance.
0:16:51 > 0:16:57I'll split the difference. £90. That would have to be my final bid.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01It's up to you two guys. We haven't got a lot of time.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02It's this or the Lalique.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- We can't squeeze you?- 85?
0:17:05 > 0:17:09I can't really do it, sir. It's killing me at this.
0:17:09 > 0:17:15- I think we should put that down and we'll have a wee confab. What do you think?- OK.- OK.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19If you want it now, I'll do 85.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22If you buy it now it's 85, if you come back it's 90.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24You have got to make a decision.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28I'm really tempting you now. If you have it now, 85.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- You like it?- I like it.
0:17:31 > 0:17:36- I don't want to pay another fiver. Go for it. 85.- A decision is made.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37- Superb.- Thanks very much.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Thank you ever so much. Lovely.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Excellent.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Good deal, Reds.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48Job done and with only two minutes left, Jane is on a mission to buy that jacket.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54- Go, Blues! If you get it down... - You did look good.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Thank you. I'm an Aberdonian. I've never spent this much.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I think that's nice.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Do you think that might have seen service?- Yes.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06What, in the First World War?
0:18:06 > 0:18:11- Pre-First World War.- Let's pretend that's not a moth, but bullet holes.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- And he's been stabbed. - And he made it back as well.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- There's no blood. - Oh, you're gory, you are.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Let's have a cup of tea.- Fantastic.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24So £60, Blues. Mission accomplished.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Golly! An hour's up already? Time flies when you're having fun.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Let's check what the Reds bought.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34First off, they snapped up a sparkling bargain.
0:18:34 > 0:18:39Just the £3 for some Swarovski cufflinks.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43They then gave £25 for the glass Edwardian inkwell.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48And, finally, the 19th-century bowl cost them £85.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Was that a good shop-up or not? - Superb. Really enjoyed it.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57You spent altogether how much?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- £113.- What, on the whole job?
0:18:59 > 0:19:00- Yes.- On the whole job.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02We tried very hard to spend more.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07Really paltry. Please may I have £187 of leftover lolly?
0:19:07 > 0:19:08- That would be me.- Would it be you?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11You don't like giving this over at all.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13This is not appealing.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15It would be nice to continue spending.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17It's too late for that. It goes over to Anita.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20And she sure knows how to spend!
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- I'm going to go for a big spend if I can.- We'll look forward to that.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Thank you very much, Anita.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Meanwhile, why don't we check out what the Blue Team bought?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Their first find
0:19:32 > 0:19:33was this old tractor seat.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36How will that do at £45 paid?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39£10 was what they gave for this ethnic table.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42The woodworm was thrown in for free, by the way.
0:19:42 > 0:19:47And they forked out £60 for this 19th century Hussar's jacket.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Had a good shop-up?- Great. - Had a fabulous time. Lovely.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55How much did you spend all round?
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- 115.- 115? What, on everything?
0:19:58 > 0:19:59- Yes.- Not much, is it?
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- That was it.- £185 of leftover lolly then, please.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Phil, there's a pile of dough for you. What will you spend it on?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I don't know, but I'll take a certain amount of pride in it.
0:20:10 > 0:20:17There could be a bit of a hint there. Anyway, pride before a fall, as they say. Good luck with that.
0:20:18 > 0:20:2025. £30. At £30.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I'm bid £30. Now at 40.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27On commission at 40. All done? Sold at 40...
0:20:28 > 0:20:33We've been lucky enough to come to Richard Winterton Auctioneers in Lichfield
0:20:33 > 0:20:37to be with Richard Winterton himself today.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Delighted to have you, Tim. - It's gorgeous to be back.
0:20:39 > 0:20:45First up is the Swarovski crystal cuff links. Quite flash, aren't they?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47They are. They've got a bit of a following.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- Mainly with footballers and their wives. How much?- £20.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Good. £3 paid. Excellent.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- That is a good buy. - That is a good buy.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Here we go with the two-way inkwell.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- I like these with the hinge on both sides.- Yeah.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- That's rather cool. And it's in good nick.- Yeah.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05How much?
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- £20.- They paid 25.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- We're OK.- We're OK.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Pot pourri pot. Worcester.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Is that top meant to be like that? - Yes, it is.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19You're supposed to stick your pinkie in there
0:21:19 > 0:21:22and remove it like that and put the old pot pourri in.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- We've gone 40 to 60.- Is that all?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26That's a good price.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27There's nothing to it.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31It's just a bit of plush ivory pot that's not very well decorated.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- There's nothing to it. - You're quite brutal, aren't you?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38I've got that, Richard. Thank you very much.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41We've had the brutal truth. 40 to 60. Is that it?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44£85 paid. That's why they'll need the bonus buy,
0:21:44 > 0:21:46so let's go and have a look at it.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51Glenys, Toto, this is the moment where Anita is going to reveal
0:21:51 > 0:21:54how much she spent of your bonus buy money.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Go on, Anita. Show us what you bought, love.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00LAUGHTER
0:22:00 > 0:22:05Now, I know that you agonised over this lovely bowl when we were shopping.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09I couldn't resist going back and buying it just to see
0:22:09 > 0:22:13how right we were or wrong we were in buying or not buying.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- What did you pay for it? - Well, that's the thing.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- I had to pay £100.- Right.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24I think it's beautiful. How much do you think it will make, Anita?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- 100 wasn't cheap.- No.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31But I have had them in auction going at 120, 130.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34You don't have to pick it now.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36You pick it after the sale of your first three items.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41But for the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Anita's bowl.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Richard, there's something to get your teeth into.- Ah!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Isn't that lovely? - It is and these are quite popular.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51If it was Lalique, worth £400?
0:22:51 > 0:22:57- Yeah.- More even. We know it's French because it says "France" on the bottom, always a very good sign.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Think big. This is Anita's bonus buy.- No, don't think big.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Think 40 to 60. - She spent £100 on that...
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Ooh!- ..and she really rates it.
0:23:06 > 0:23:0940 to 60. You never know. The teams might not go with it.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- It would worry me. - Yeah, it's all a big worry.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Don't get too worried about it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17That's the Reds done. Now for the Blues.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21And this is a completely different mish-mash, isn't it?
0:23:21 > 0:23:26What about the Blackstone & Co tractor seat? Isn't that magnificent?
0:23:26 > 0:23:31Do we have an enthusiast who wants a tractor seat to go on to their refurbished old tractor?
0:23:31 > 0:23:36I don't know, but there are tractor seat collectors around the world.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40And they don't even have a tractor. They just like the seats.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43They do sell. We've gone £30 to £40, somewhere around there.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- That's fine.- OK.- That's fine.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48I mean, Jane only paid £45.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51You've put £30 to £40. That's not so far off.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Get two or three obsessive tractor seat collectors on the job and anything could happen.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59We'll pop across to Damascus now or Cairo.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02How do you rate this little coffee table?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Ghastly.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I take it that's a "no"?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I'm looking here and I'm expecting a little worm
0:24:08 > 0:24:11to wiggle out of the worm holes.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- There are a lot of worm holes. - Dreadful!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16More holes in that than in a Gruyere cheese!
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- The closer you look at it, the worse it gets.- Don't look too closely.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- What's it worth?- We've put...
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- HE MUMBLES - How much?- 20 to 30.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- Have you?- But I think it's a tenner. - They only paid a tenner.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Well, there you go. They'll get that.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- Anything more than £10 is lovely. - Perfect.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Now, uniforms...- OK.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Bit of frogging on that jacket. Said to be the jacket of a Hussar.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44A little something for you to dress up in at weekends.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46If I could get in it!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48It's as if it's for a child.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52- It is.- Do you think it's for a small lady?- It could be.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57- It could be, a sort of drum majorette.- I'm not sure my wife could get into it either.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Let's not go there, I think, Ricardo.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01This is a daytime programme.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05- How do you rate it, money-wise? - We've gone 50 to 80.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Have you really? The team paid £60. That's very, very encouraging.
0:25:09 > 0:25:15It's the most encouraging thing I've heard today. It's the ONLY encouraging thing I've heard today!
0:25:15 > 0:25:20On that note, they'll need their bonus buy, so let's go and have a look.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Jane, Paul, this is exciting, isn't it?- It is.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25You gave him a major amount of money.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30- £185 is wages, isn't it, Phil? - Absolutely right. Months!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- But what is underneath that rag? - Are you ready for this?- We're ready.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Ooh!- Just be careful.- Oh, yes!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- A-ha!- It's the lion.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45- The lion.- I said I'd take pride in something. It's a pride of lions.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- Fantastic. Well done. - This is perfect.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Are you a mind-reader as well as everything else?
0:25:50 > 0:25:55The man did move from 85, but only just. He moved to 80.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58And I still think, on a bad day, it's £30, £40.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02But I think, on a good day, it might make 100, 120.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Fantastic. Well done.- Thank you. - Thank you for getting that.
0:26:05 > 0:26:10- Is it enough to make you want to burst into song?- I'm always willing to burst into song.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11We've noticed.
0:26:11 > 0:26:17Anyway, on that happy note, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks
0:26:17 > 0:26:20about Phil's lump of concrete, I mean lion mask.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Right then, Richard, one concrete lion head.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29- Do you like it?- I'm going to surprise you. I think we'll sell OK.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- Do you?- I do.- At what price?
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- We've gone 30 to 40. - At that price, you'll sell them every day of the week.
0:26:36 > 0:26:42- Will you sell them every day of the week at £80?- We have got half a chance of getting to it.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Are you taking the sale today? - I am, Tim.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Well, we're in safe hands.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50At 35. 35, 35, 35. Do we have 40 now? £35 I'm bid.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53All done and sold then at 35...
0:26:54 > 0:27:00- Now, Glenys, Toto, this is the moment. Are you feeling at all nervous, Glen?- No.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- Not?- No.- Full of confidence?- Yes. - Apprehensive.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Your old man's not quite so confident then?
0:27:07 > 0:27:08On one of my items.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- Right. Which is which? - The pot pourri.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14I'm not too sure about that.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16I think we paid too much.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19OK. ANITA LAUGHS
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- I still don't agree. - Look at her face.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I think it's beautiful.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27OK, courage, mes braves!
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Your first item is the cufflinks.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32And we're looking forward to this.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Here we go.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37£5 to start me? £5 to start me? £5?
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Set of the cufflinks? £5? 5 to go?
0:27:40 > 0:27:44- £5, thank you. £5.- Phew!- £5. £5.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47£5. Right there at £5. We have 6 now coming.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51£6. Thank you, Paul. £7. £8.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53- £9. £10.- Good auctioneer.
0:27:53 > 0:27:58No? £10. Back at £10. £10. Are you all finished?
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Sold at £10. GAVEL BANGS
0:28:01 > 0:28:03- Well done. £10.- A small profit.
0:28:03 > 0:28:04Plus 7. That's not bad, is it?
0:28:04 > 0:28:08359, the Edwardian, clear-cut glass cube inkwell.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Reversible lid. You don't see those very often.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12£10 I'm bid. 15.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15£20. 25. £30.
0:28:15 > 0:28:1635.
0:28:16 > 0:28:1935 at the back. At 35. 35.
0:28:19 > 0:28:2135. 35. At 35...
0:28:21 > 0:28:25- £40.- Yes!- Yes!- 45. 45. Back at 45.
0:28:25 > 0:28:2945. All done, sold then at 45...
0:28:29 > 0:28:33- Oh, well done. - £45. That's another plus 20.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36You are £27 up.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Now, pot pourri.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41Circa about 1880, lot 360.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45£40? Nothing on my book. 40? 30? £30 to go?
0:28:45 > 0:28:48GLENYS: Nothing on the books. That's worrying.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51£40 bid. £50 bid. Internet at 50. £50 bid.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54£50. Not a lot of money for this at £50. Here at 50.
0:28:54 > 0:28:59At £50. At 50 bid. 50 bid. 50 bid. At £50.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02Everyone else out? At £50 with the internet
0:29:02 > 0:29:05and selling then at £50...
0:29:05 > 0:29:08- GAVEL BANGS - £50 is minus 35.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10- That's tough, isn't it? - We're minus 8.
0:29:10 > 0:29:16Minus 8, that's all you are. Minus £8 after all that miserable process.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19Come on, Toto. Come on, girl. What are we going to do?
0:29:19 > 0:29:24- Are you going to go with the opalescent bowl or not?- You could be on a winning score.- We'll stick.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26- Minus £8?- Yeah.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29You've considered that? We're going to sell it anyway.
0:29:29 > 0:29:33You're not going with the bonus buy, but here it comes anyway.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37Number 364, the French Art Deco glass bowl there, circa 1930.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41Got a good look about it. Where are you going to be? £40? 40. 50.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43A lot of hands. 50. 60.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46Don't stop on me. 60 here. Second row at 60.
0:29:46 > 0:29:4860. At 60. At 60.
0:29:48 > 0:29:52All done. Sold at 60... GAVEL BANGS
0:29:52 > 0:29:55- Good decision.- Oh, yeah.- Minus 40.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58You did the right thing in not going with the bonus buy.
0:29:58 > 0:30:05You've preserved your score of minus £8, which deserves to be a winning score, so say nothing to the Blues.
0:30:05 > 0:30:09- OK.- Congratulations. Well done, my girl. That's perfect.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19- Right, team, been talking to the Reds?- Not at all.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21- You don't know what their score is? - The enemy.
0:30:21 > 0:30:27The enemy. There's no way that anybody's ever going to make an enemy of you, right, Jane?
0:30:27 > 0:30:30Here we go then. First up is the tractor seat and here it comes.
0:30:30 > 0:30:34Right, we now go to 380, the tractor seat.
0:30:36 > 0:30:40- I think they picked it up on the way back on the side of the road.- Hey!
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Steady!
0:30:42 > 0:30:46£20? £20 for the tractor seat? £20?
0:30:46 > 0:30:48It'll look good in the garden. £20?
0:30:48 > 0:30:52£20 I've got. £25 I've got. £30.
0:30:52 > 0:30:56£30. At the back at £30. At £30.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59£30. At £30. Back at £30.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02All done? Sold at 30...
0:31:02 > 0:31:06- GAVEL BANGS - £30 is minus 15. Oh, dear.
0:31:06 > 0:31:13- We now go to 381, the occasional table, 381.- You watch this wing it.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16£10? £10? Anyone, £10?
0:31:16 > 0:31:19A little occasional table. £10? £5? Help me out.
0:31:19 > 0:31:23£5. £6. £7. £8.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25£9. £10.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29£12. £15.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- Yes!- On the left at £15.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Don't miss out. 15 on my left.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37£18.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- Yes, £20.- Jammy! - £20. On my left at £20.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44All done at 20? Finished?
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- They clearly haven't looked at it. - GAVEL BANGS
0:31:47 > 0:31:50- That's part of the decoration. - That is plus £10.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53You are now only minus 5. You're clawing it back here.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55- Now the jacket.- Now the tunic.
0:31:55 > 0:31:59£28 on my book and bid. At 28.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02£28 I'm bid. 30. 5.
0:32:02 > 0:32:0540. 5. 50. £50. In the doorway at £50.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08£50. £60, internet.
0:32:08 > 0:32:12- £60. At £60.- We need 70.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15- On the internet at 60. - Come on, we need 70.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19- 70.- 70, you've got it. That's fantastic.- At 70.
0:32:19 > 0:32:2280. At 80 with the internet now. At £80.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25At £80. All done?
0:32:25 > 0:32:29- Selling at 80.- I always said it was a nice thing(!)- Beautiful thing.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- Plus 20.- Whose idea was that? - Yes, whose idea was that?
0:32:32 > 0:32:36That's very good. You are plus £15. Is that not sweet?
0:32:36 > 0:32:39What are you going to do about the lump of concrete?
0:32:39 > 0:32:44- With great respect, we'll bank our money and stay where we are.- Really?
0:32:44 > 0:32:47I'll not persuade you one way or the other.
0:32:47 > 0:32:52They're banking their £15, but we'll sell the lump of concrete anyway.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Bids on the book for this one. I'm in at £20.
0:32:55 > 0:32:5725. £30. At £30.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59I'm bid £30. 35. £40.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02At £40. With me at £40.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05At £40. At £40. Room out now at 40.
0:33:05 > 0:33:10On commission at 40. All done? Sold at 40...
0:33:10 > 0:33:15You made the right choice. It's minus £40. You didn't go with it.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18You preserved your £15, which is so clever.
0:33:18 > 0:33:19That could be a winning score.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23- Yes.- Don't say a thing to those dirty old Reds.- Absolutely not.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Now, you lot, you 'orrible lot,
0:33:32 > 0:33:35have you been chatting to one another about the score?
0:33:35 > 0:33:38- Absolutely not. - It's a complete secret.
0:33:38 > 0:33:42- Yeah.- One team is ahead of the other, funnily enough.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44And one team is behind.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48And the team that's behind, I regret to say, are the Reds.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Oh, no!
0:33:52 > 0:33:56I mean, the agony and the ecstasy is just too much for me.
0:33:56 > 0:34:02You don't deserve to be behind, you Reds, because you got two splendid profits to start off with,
0:34:02 > 0:34:05then you got torpedoed by that pot pourri bowl.
0:34:05 > 0:34:10You didn't do the bonus buy, but nevertheless, your final score is minus 8,
0:34:10 > 0:34:16which, on a normal day, would be a winning score, but you were up against the brick wall of the Blues
0:34:16 > 0:34:21- because they are going home with £15.- Ooh!- Ooh!
0:34:21 > 0:34:25That's money. If you split it with Phil, that's a fiver each.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28- How good is that? Is that good, Paul?- Fantastic.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30- Is that good, Jane?- Delighted.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Marvellous.- Good old Phil.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35Good old Phil. Keep smiling. That's the answer.
0:34:35 > 0:34:40- In fact, join us soon for some more bargain-hunting, yes?- Yes!
0:34:40 > 0:34:44You're sitting there thinking, "I could have done better than that!"
0:34:44 > 0:34:47Well, what's stopping you?
0:34:47 > 0:34:51If you think you can spot a bargain, go to our BBC website and apply.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54It will be splendid to see you.