Norfolk 24

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0:00:04 > 0:00:08We've headed east, to Norfolk. To the land of the Broads.

0:00:09 > 0:00:14And, broadly speaking, ha, we've got very little time to waste.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17So, let's go bargain hunting, yeah.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47With more than 400 antiques and collectables' stalls

0:00:47 > 0:00:50here at the Norfolk showground,

0:00:50 > 0:00:53our teams are going to have plenty of choice.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56So, with everything to go for,

0:00:56 > 0:00:58let's have a butchers at what's coming up.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Today we see the bald truth, JP-style.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07You can hang that in your downstairs loo, you know,

0:01:07 > 0:01:11- when you're doing your quiff.- Yes.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Greasing your quiff.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16See what I mean? And the Reds try before they buy.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18HE LAUGHS

0:01:18 > 0:01:22But they're certainly not out of puff when they get to the auction.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- We're in for a profit. - BOTH:- Boom!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28All of that, though, is later in the show.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31First, let me remind you of the rules. Each team gets £300

0:01:31 > 0:01:34and an hour to shop for three items, which they sell later at auction,

0:01:34 > 0:01:37and the team that makes the most profit wins.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Got it? Right. Let's go and meet the teams.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43So it's boys versus boys today.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47For the Reds we've got brothers AJ and Jim,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50and for the Blues we've got best mates Barry and Clayton.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Hello, everybody.- How are you? - Very well, thank you.

0:01:53 > 0:01:58- Now, AJ, you're not only the tallest you're also the youngest.- Yes.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- What do you do for a living? - Work for Ipswich Town Football Club.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05The trust go into lots of different primary schools and teach PE lessons.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Do you get out much? You've got sports, hobbies, stuff like that?

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Yes, try to pretend that I can lend my hand to most sports.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14HE SNIGGERS

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Why's your brother laughing like that?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19- You haven't seen him play football. - THEY LAUGH

0:02:19 > 0:02:21I've given up playing now. I referee.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24And, Jim, what do you do for a living?

0:02:24 > 0:02:28I'm a club support manager at a local gym. I've not been there very long, but good fun.

0:02:28 > 0:02:34- And collecting? Between you, do you collect anything?- You collect key rings.- I used to collect them.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Got a collection of a few hundred. - How do you display them all?

0:02:38 > 0:02:42- They're in a box in the loft. - Carefully displayed, then.- Yes.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46- And, Jim, what do you collect? - I used to collected Coca-Cola stuff.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50I used to have a really cool bedroom with the duvet, the curtains and everything.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55But, again, they're in a box now. At 27, it's not the coolest look to have.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- THEY LAUGH - I'm single - and that may be why.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02- I've had to ditch the Coca-Cola stuff.- There's honesty for you.- Yes.

0:03:02 > 0:03:08Are you going to get on OK with this shopping? Not too much bickering or mucking about between brothers?

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- As long as he remembers who's the boss, we'll be fine.- I see. - We get on.- Yes.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15That's all right. We'll look forward to this. Good luck.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Now, for the Blues. Barry, how did you become chums?

0:03:19 > 0:03:25Our two daughters, my middle daughter and his oldest one, best friends.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28So taking them from one place to another and meeting like that,

0:03:28 > 0:03:33we just found we put up with each other pretty well. The only people that do, probably.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Don't be so modest about that. Barry, what do you do for a living?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I'm actually an entertainer, Tim.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Are you?- Yes. Do a rock and roll and Elvis show.

0:03:42 > 0:03:47- You don't?!- You wouldn't recognise me with my jumpsuit, my wig and sideburns.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Right. Are you going to give us a little Elvis trill, then?

0:03:50 > 0:03:55- Have you got something up your sleeve with your blue suede shoes? - Um, OK, then.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57OK, give us a phrase.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59# Are you lonesome tonight?

0:03:59 > 0:04:03# Do you miss me tonight?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06# Are you sorry we drifted apart? #

0:04:06 > 0:04:10I mean, to do that unaccompanied, in a field, is pretty damned good.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- And brave, I might say. - Thank you, Tim.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Clayton, what do you do to earn a buck?- Nothing. I'm a mature student.- Ah. Good one.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Gone back to school. - What are you learning?- Computing.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- And do you collect anything? - Yes, I do.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- I collect Iron Maiden records. - Do you?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29And how many of those are there to collect?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32I've, personally, got over 100.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35And are you two going to get on all right today for this competition?

0:04:35 > 0:04:40- You're going to beat up these boys, do you reckon?- We're both tight so we should be OK.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43On Bargain Hunt you'll be OK if you're tight.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Talking about being tight, £300 apiece. There you go.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Thank you.- You know the rules. Your experts await - and off you go.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54And very, very good luck. Brotherly love, eh? You can't beat it.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Yeah. Now, where are the experts that'll give our boys some backbone?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Giving the Reds a twirl is the delectable Catherine Southon.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10And keeping his eyes on the prize is the sparkling Jonathan Pratt.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17Do you know what? I am very happy to be in the middle of a Bargain Hunt boys' sandwich.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21- What do you want to start looking for?- Military stuff.- Why?

0:05:21 > 0:05:25I've always had an interest in WWII because my granddad was in it.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- We're going to buy cheap. - And nothing damaged.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- And maybe some music memorabilia. - All right.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34- So, Elvis and the like?- Yes. - Excellent. OK.

0:05:34 > 0:05:40- We are going to buy so much, we'll make the biggest profit ever seen on Bargain Hunt.- Ooh, fighting talk.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Golden gavel, the works. - Come on, let's go and do it.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Let's rock and roll.- Yes.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Yeah, rock and roll. Our Elvis impersonator knows all about that.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Viva Las Norfolk!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56And now, what will our competitive brothers be drawn to first?

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- Are they somebody's keys? - Keys. They're for sale, though.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04The first thing that attracts my brother's attention is a bunch of keys.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, it's a bit random, I'll grant you, but true to form,

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Clayton's gone straight for his first love.

0:06:10 > 0:06:15If you're going to buy something military, you need to have an almost representation of the person.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20- You need some sort of social history.- The identification to go with it.- Yeah.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Good advice, JP.

0:06:22 > 0:06:28- Let me ask you, my friend. What is the cheapest thing you've got on your stall?- You don't ask that.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30We haven't bought anything yet.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Have you waxed the head this morning?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Yes. I put on suntan lotion earlier.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38And you'll need it, because outside the sun is shining.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- You play a lot of cricket, don't you, AJ?- I pretend to try.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Come on, have a look, then.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Is that any good, from a cricket point of view?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49What does it say on it?

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Model deluxe. Sounds good.- I don't know if it's any good though.

0:06:53 > 0:06:58These boys knows as much about this bat as I suspect Catherine does about cricket.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02- I'd be as useless with that as I would with modern-day one. - We'll put that down.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Let's go inside.- Yeah? - Let's go inside.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- We've got to run then. - That is a tactic.- OK.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Ah, the Bargain Hunt workout.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13The DVD will be available soon in shops near you.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16We'll run out of time. We haven't bought anything yet.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Come on, Catherine, keep up, darling.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Gosh, you are sporty, you boys.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23And fit.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Jonathan's approach is more like a relaxed stroll in the park.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31# Pa-pa-be, pa-pam! #

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Here we go. Look.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Ah, Barry's alter ego.

0:07:37 > 0:07:43- You've got loads of records like this.- Millions.- That's probably the money.- It's not exactly an antique.

0:07:43 > 0:07:49Don't worry, Barry. I'm sure both our experts will find a classic antique for their teams.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53How much is the, I presume it's like a pen tray with the inkwell?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55This one here.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Right. I like the enamel on it. I like the colouring of the enamel.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04So what beautiful antique have you turned up, then, JP?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Hm, not quite what I had in mind.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09You feel the weight of that. Ready?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Do you like it, AJ?

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- You're not sold, are you? - Not for £100.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19That's our favourite thing so far, so maybe we'll come back for it.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21- Is that OK?- That's lovely.- Yeah.

0:08:21 > 0:08:26It's £250, but it's an original. It's not something that's going to reproduce.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- But that's a lot of money to pay just for one.- I know.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32I just look at things and go, "That's such great fun."

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Can we come back to it?- No, no, of course you can. Yeah, yeah.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40I don't think the boys are as keen as JP on the chubby fella.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44- We've got to up the pace. Up the pace.- We've been told.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Yep, chop-chop.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Jonathan's spotted some militaria for Clayton.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Can we have a look at the uniform?

0:08:58 > 0:09:03You've always got to try these things out. I'm a 15 and a half or something. It doesn't fit me.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07It'll fit your head. I think it'll be an absolute perfect fit.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14The trousers, the jacket. What'll be the best price you can do on that?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Just to get an idea of the size here.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Come on, put your arms in. There we go. Come on, GI.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25I've got no chance of getting that on.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Breathe in.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32- What do you reckon?- I like that. - I think it's a good deal.- It's nice.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35And moving back from the 20th century back to the 18th.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- I'm a Norfolk boy. - What have you found, boys?

0:09:38 > 0:09:42- I don't know. It's a cane, but that's as much as I can tell you. - What have we got?

0:09:42 > 0:09:48I was just explaining to this young man. This is made from the oak and copper of Nelson's first flagship.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Fantastic.- HMS... I think you pronounce it "Fowdroyant".

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Foudroyant.- That's it. It's good to have an expert.- Foudroyant.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02Apparently what happened, this ship eventually foundered off Blackpool,

0:10:02 > 0:10:06and some local entrepreneur then decided to buy the wreck,

0:10:06 > 0:10:09and from that he decided to make all these artefacts

0:10:09 > 0:10:13with a piece of copper and oak actually taken from the ship.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- How much do you want for it? - So, let's have a look.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- It's got £145 on it.- You did say you'd had a good night last night,

0:10:20 > 0:10:25and Catherine is your favourite as well. You might still be feeling the effects,

0:10:25 > 0:10:30- so he said he'd do us a good deal cos he's not quite with it. - It was that last whisky that did it.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Um, I'll tell you what. I'll do you a good deal. £90.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39But if Catherine's your real favourite, we'll give you £80 right now.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44- I'll meet you halfway. 85 quid and that will be the absolute definite. - OK.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Do you like that?- Yes, I do. - He'll do it for 34 as well.- 34?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Does that sound all right?

0:10:50 > 0:10:55It's very difficult to say, to be honest. You don't sell these things that often.

0:10:55 > 0:11:00- It seems like a good deal to me. - You like it.- I liked it. I wanted stuff for military.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- That is something...- You can't get much more military.- Than a whole uniform.

0:11:04 > 0:11:09- Go on, shake the man's hand. Yeah, we're there.- We'll take it.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11- 34? - You're welcome.- Thank you very much.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17Go on, squeeze the five? Go down to 80. Can we squeeze 80, please?

0:11:17 > 0:11:21- That'll be our first buy. - Have we got a deal at 80, then?- £80.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Thank you very much. - Our first item.

0:11:24 > 0:11:29It's like waiting for a bus, this. Nothing comes, and then two buys all at once.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Our first item in the bag. - I found it.- You found it.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Well done.- Super.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37But a purchase under the belt can breed complacency.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41We've got loads of time. We're going to browse and pick something up.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45They're great fun, these guys, and silly, so I need to focus them,

0:11:45 > 0:11:49because they're wandering around a bit, having a bit of a laugh,

0:11:49 > 0:11:53but, at the end of the day, we've only got an hour to get these three items.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57So I need to focus them and control them and calm them down.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Best of luck with that, then.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Is that a compass?- Yes. - That's a compass, yeah?

0:12:07 > 0:12:10The Magnapole.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14It started off life with a black lacquer on it, which has worn away.

0:12:14 > 0:12:20- It's all about the money, isn't it? - How much is that?- 30 quid.- What's the best you can do?- 25 on that one.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24If you try, it's all in working order. The plate in the middle,

0:12:24 > 0:12:27it all still moves, everything's still fine on it.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31- That's something we can keep in reserve.- If we get desperate.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33- You said 20, didn't you?- 25.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Nice try.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Hands out of pockets, dear. Come on, come on.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Listen to teacher.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Right.- I'm too relaxed for you.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44He's not the only one.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47JP WHISTLES

0:12:50 > 0:12:56That's kind of fun, isn't it? It's an old horse collar. It's an old one that's been fitted as a mirror.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01- That's kind of good novelty value. There's no price on it. - That's country auction, isn't it?

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Yeah.- You can hang that in your downstairs loo.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10- When you're doing your quiff.- Yeah. - Greasing your quiff back.

0:13:11 > 0:13:16- I quite like that. How much is that? - It's 60.- £60?- Yes.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20- OK. And is there a little bit of movement, perhaps?- There is, yes.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23We'll give you 40.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Make it 45, you've got a deal.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- I'll settle for the 40.- OK. - It helps out.- Yeah.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- I think it's quite a fun thing. - It is, yeah.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36- I like my mirrors.- Yeah, you spend half your life in front of them.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- It's the perfect auction for it. - OK, then. Yeah. All right.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Thank you.- Thank you very much.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45£40. We're on a roll. We're on a roll.

0:13:45 > 0:13:51OK, now we can really just cruise into the last one and see if we can get the rock and roll piece for you.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55Put your suit on, ready for your GI Blues. Grease your hair back.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Uh-huh, and get all shook up.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Um, clarinet? - I used to play a clarinet.- Did you?

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- I did.- I think all he can play is nursery rhymes.- Oh.

0:14:06 > 0:14:11- I can't even play that.- I'm looking forward to this.- Can I have a practise before we film?- No.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Come on, AJ, tickle out a tune.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Come on. - HE LAUGHS

0:14:15 > 0:14:17It's not going to work.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Just a note, then?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25See, it doesn't even work. It's broken.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Why's it broken? Why's it broken?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Have you not got enough puff?

0:14:32 > 0:14:36- I can't get a sound out of it. - He's made my day.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Full marks for trying, though.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40No? Right, we're not buying it.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Yep, probably for the best.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Do you like cake?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Can't you tell?

0:14:49 > 0:14:51I thought Elvis was more of a burger man.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55What about the spoon? Cos I think that's beautiful.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Is that hallmarked? - Oh, yes, it is English hallmarked.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Perhaps this is for... I thought it was more for a sauce,

0:15:04 > 0:15:06but you think it's more likely for liqueurs.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10- The reason I'm saying this is because it's gilded.- Beautifully gilded.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14How much can you really do on that? I think it's too much for it.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18- 90?- £80 you can have that.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23As it's the lovely Catherine, can you do any more off of it?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25We do need to buy something.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Look at this face. She's trying to help us.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30You can see...

0:15:34 > 0:15:3560?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38If you could do 60, we'll shake your hand right now

0:15:38 > 0:15:43- and you'll be my new best friend. - And we've got to buy something else from you.- 70, OK?- 65.

0:15:43 > 0:15:50No, no, 70. No, I'll be losing money, honestly. I'll do it for 70.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54We'll give it ten minutes. If we don't find anything else we'll come back.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56And ten minutes is all you've got, teams.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Right, which way?- That way.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03We need to pick up the pace.

0:16:03 > 0:16:08- I've got a plan, guys. - She's got a plan.- I've got a plan. - It's more than we've got.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12- This may save us.- You two go and have a look and see what you can find.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16I'll have a look here. We rejoin in three minutes.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20- We've all got to have something, and see which is the best one.- OK.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Right, let's go.- Three minutes. - Come on.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- We've got £226 left.- Yeah.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- A lot of money, not a lot of time. - Walking this way a bit more.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32- AJ?- What have you got?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35We're looking to try and find a bargain

0:16:35 > 0:16:40because we do not have long left, and we like the Gibraltar ship.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44That is a... The minimum is £45.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Mmm.

0:16:47 > 0:16:53- Right.- I'm thinking, if we go for the compass.- Yeah.- Which I liked,

0:16:53 > 0:16:55- that leaves you a lot.- It does.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Then we can decide on that, rather than panicking now.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01If we go for the Michelin man, that is a big risk.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Yeah, but the show's about risk, isn't it?

0:17:03 > 0:17:07- And you should say... I don't want to sort of...- I tell you what.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Tim will think, "You cowards."

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Now a quote from this king.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16"Less conversation, more action please."

0:17:20 > 0:17:24What is that? Is it glass? Do you like that, do you?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27I don't like it, but I'm just thinking of making some money.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31- We'll get Catherine over. She'll like my boat the best.- I'm going for that.

0:17:31 > 0:17:36- Don't tell her which one, see which one she chooses.- It'll be mine. - Let's go.

0:17:36 > 0:17:41And nothing like a bit of sibling rivalry. Perhaps the Blues can reach an agreement, though?

0:17:42 > 0:17:47- It's spend on the Michelin man and...- And risk it.- And risk it,

0:17:47 > 0:17:49or play it safe.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- I think we should go for the compass.- I do.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Well, well, well. Fancy meeting you here.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01- And, have you done?- Well, I've found something that I really like.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05AJ's found something that he doesn't like, which you said.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- He's a bit picky, isn't he? - A bit picky.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11- We'll show you the two things and you can tell us which one's best.- OK.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15- But you'll go for mine.- What have you found?- Shall I show you?

0:18:15 > 0:18:20- I reckon you've got something.- I'll put my money on it.- We looked at this, and I found this.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24And it's a pin cushion.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28It's late 19th century, and there's a big weight of silver there.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32OK, the pin cushion bit is missing, but that can be replaced.

0:18:32 > 0:18:37But he will do this and this, together, for £120,

0:18:37 > 0:18:39and I think that's very good.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- I think there's more mileage in that.- OK.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47- I prefer that.- OK. Tsk. - We might end up getting both.- Right, come on. Show me yours.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51I actually saw that from a distance, and I thought it was quite attractive,

0:18:51 > 0:18:54but it's all carved wood and hand-painted.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- It's nicely done, but you know it's new? It's modern.- Yeah.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01- What do you think of AJ's thing? - What do you think to this?

0:19:01 > 0:19:05- I prefer that.- Yes! - OK.- This is all plated.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07One minute left - and don't the Blues know it.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Have you still got the compass?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Yep.- You'll do it for 20?

0:19:13 > 0:19:1520... I paid 20 quid for it.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- 23?- 23, you've got a deal.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- 23. Yeah, OK.- All right, no problem at all.- Cheers. Thank you very much.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Down to the wire completely, but that's very good.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29- We've got two very good objects. - And that one. HE LAUGHS

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Come on. Let's go for a well-deserved cup of tea. - Yes, sounds like a good idea.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Elvis has left the building! Sorry, I couldn't resist.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Now, can the lads resist Catherine's charms?

0:19:40 > 0:19:42I do think that is attractive,

0:19:43 > 0:19:45but it's just not...

0:19:45 > 0:19:48We're on an antiques show. Let's go for those two.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- OK.- Let's go. Quick.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Go and pay the man.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Do the deal. Quick, quick, quick. We haven't got time.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Honestly, these boys.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02We've left two items on another stall to come and see you.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- We've got 30 seconds left.- Yeah.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07OK? 120 both items. £60 each. Is that OK?

0:20:07 > 0:20:11- All right, you can have it for 120. - Is that OK? You're a good man.

0:20:11 > 0:20:16- Thank you very much.- Good luck. - A lovely man. Thank you very much indeed. Thank you.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Are you happy?- You boys know how to cut it fine.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Blimey, lads, you'll be giving Catherine a hernia,

0:20:22 > 0:20:24or something worse.

0:20:25 > 0:20:30Right, that's it. Time's up. Let's check out what the Red team bought,

0:20:30 > 0:20:31or are they the orange team?

0:20:31 > 0:20:36Only in bad lighting. Now, will this oak and copper walking cane

0:20:36 > 0:20:38find some support at the auction? £80 paid.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45At the 59th minute, they scooped up a liqueur ladle for £60.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52And walked off with a boot-shaped silver pin cushion for another 60.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- We have done all right, haven't we? - We've done OK.- We've done OK.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02You know what they say about the sunshine? It always shines on the righteous,

0:21:02 > 0:21:05and you lot, clearly, are squeaky clean.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08- Did you have a good shop?- We did. Very good.- Lovely.

0:21:08 > 0:21:13- What about you, Jim?- Really enjoyed it. You're happy with your walking stick.

0:21:13 > 0:21:18That's going to make us a bit. We've got to try and recreate the Del Boy and Rodney moment,

0:21:18 > 0:21:22- when they become millionaires. So that's the aim.- In your dreams.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26- How much did you spend altogether? - 200.- £200. Brilliant.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30£100 is left over. Thank you very much, James. Good, that's lovely.

0:21:30 > 0:21:35- £100. Thank you. Catherine. - Thank you very much. - You're looking confident.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Well, I am. A bit more confident than these two were.

0:21:39 > 0:21:44I'm not sure what I'm going to buy, but what I do know is I'm not going to deliberate like you two.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48- You're going to do it quickly. - Quickly.- Decisively.- Absolutely. - Good.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52Relax and have a cup of tea, boys. Let Catherine do her shopping.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Meanwhile, we're going to check out what the Blue team bought.

0:21:56 > 0:22:01The boys decided to look smart with this army sergeant's uniform,

0:22:02 > 0:22:06before checking themselves out in a leather horse collar mirror,

0:22:06 > 0:22:09and heading home with this World War One compass.

0:22:11 > 0:22:16- That wasn't bad going, was it? - It's very jolly, isn't it, when you're so happy.

0:22:16 > 0:22:21- Have you had a happy hour with Jonathan?- Yes, very entertaining. - Ah, that's great.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Now, how much did you spend all round?- 97.- £97 on everything?- Yeah.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- All three items. - That is so paltry, isn't it?

0:22:29 > 0:22:33You spent the £97. That's £203 of leftover lolly, please, somewhere.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Thank you. That is a lot, isn't it?

0:22:35 > 0:22:40- What am I going to do with it? - I don't know, JP. Anyway, got any ideas, seriously, old fruit?

0:22:40 > 0:22:45One or two ideas. One or two ideas. I might just have to insert some femininity into the choice,

0:22:45 > 0:22:51- because it's been a bit masculine. - Has it?- Yeah.- Well, you're our man in that department, JP.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53In touch with his feminine side.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Anyway, good luck, JP. Good luck, team.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Meanwhile, we're heading off to Ham House, which is gorgeous.

0:23:04 > 0:23:10A product of Stuart architecture, Ham House is, as we see it today,

0:23:10 > 0:23:13as a result of the efforts of courtier William Murray.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16The lease for the place was given to him, in 1626,

0:23:16 > 0:23:19by his childhood friend, Charles the First.

0:23:22 > 0:23:27Charles and Murray were both educated and brought up together.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Literally.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Except that poor old Murray became Charles's whipping boy.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Every piece of late homework

0:23:36 > 0:23:41or misdemeanour that Charles was caught doing, Murray took the blame.

0:23:41 > 0:23:46Still, you couldn't have the future King of England

0:23:46 > 0:23:48being whipped now, could we?

0:23:49 > 0:23:52And as for Murray, well, what are good friends for, eh?

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Not surprisingly, Charles and Murray's friendship

0:24:00 > 0:24:02continued into adulthood.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Indeed, when Murray took over the remodelling

0:24:06 > 0:24:11of the interior of Ham House, he followed the King's taste.

0:24:11 > 0:24:18He took on the services of a German interior decorator, Franz Kline,

0:24:18 > 0:24:22who visited England first in 1625.

0:24:23 > 0:24:28What Franz Kline did for him was to transform some of the interiors.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32What you have to admire is the brilliant panelling.

0:24:32 > 0:24:38Just look at the geometry and shapes which reflect the late Renaissance.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41And, of course, the stunning Solomonic columns

0:24:41 > 0:24:47that flank the fireplace. Literally, something taken in the round

0:24:47 > 0:24:49that's been split down the middle,

0:24:49 > 0:24:54and then applied to give this sense of drama and effect.

0:24:54 > 0:25:00William Murray undoubtedly passed on his taste for finery to his daughter Elizabeth.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03She made sure that Ham continued to be decked out

0:25:03 > 0:25:06in the most exquisite and expensive furniture,

0:25:06 > 0:25:08and none more impressive than this cabinet.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16Even those of you who are watching this on your black and white set

0:25:16 > 0:25:22can enjoy this object, because it is as white as it appears.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25It's not paint.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29This thing has been veneered entirely in sections of ivory.

0:25:29 > 0:25:35If we open it up by carefully turning the key, comme ca,

0:25:36 > 0:25:42it reveals an interior which is identically veneered.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Look at that.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Isn't that amazing?

0:25:49 > 0:25:52These cabinets were typically made in Antwerp.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55It has its practical purpose.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57The interior, with all these drawers,

0:25:57 > 0:26:02would've been used to house your most precious objects.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04And if we open up one of those drawers

0:26:04 > 0:26:06and you have a bit of a sniff,

0:26:08 > 0:26:12it has the smell of either camphor or cedar,

0:26:13 > 0:26:16so that, for whatever you're going to store inside,

0:26:16 > 0:26:22no moth and no woodworm will endure the camphor or the cedar.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25So it makes it a place where you're going to be able

0:26:25 > 0:26:29to keep things safely, where they won't deteriorate.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Now, if we remove the key from the door,

0:26:32 > 0:26:37the same key operates for this central tabernacle cupboard.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40And we open that one up, gently again,

0:26:42 > 0:26:47and yet another brilliant ivory interior is revealed.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Except that this time the veneering is done

0:26:49 > 0:26:51in just plain sheets of ivory.

0:26:52 > 0:26:57It probably arrived at Ham after the Restoration, in the 1660s,

0:26:57 > 0:27:02and would've been a proud possession of William's daughter, Elizabeth.

0:27:03 > 0:27:09But you have to admit, this is a tour de force of craftsmanship.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12The big question today is, of course,

0:27:12 > 0:27:16quite how chic are our teams going to be over at the auction?

0:27:17 > 0:27:18Boom-boom.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28I can't think of anything more delightful than to trot across Norfolk to Diss,

0:27:28 > 0:27:33to T W Gaze's sale room to join my old mate, my old mucker,

0:27:33 > 0:27:38- Elizabeth Talbot. Elizabeth. - As always, you're most welcome, Tim. - Lovely to be here.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Lucky for our teams, too.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44Now, the Reds. Their first item is the walking stick,

0:27:44 > 0:27:48made, apparently, from oak and copper from the Foudroyant.

0:27:48 > 0:27:53- How about that?- It's a walking stick, it has a bit of provenance, apparently,

0:27:53 > 0:27:56and we put 70 to 90 on it, and hope it will do well for the team.

0:27:56 > 0:28:01- They paid £80.- Yes, OK.- It might just limp home.- It might do. Hopefully.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Next, the little ladle. Toddy ladle, I suppose.

0:28:04 > 0:28:09It's very well crafted. It's a very tightly made piece.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12I love the little bowl with this sparrow beak pourer.

0:28:12 > 0:28:17- The gilding is lovely. It's both useful and collectable, so... - How much?- We put £60 to £80 on that.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20- They paid £60. They paid the right price.- Yeah.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23- Now, let's try and kick this into touch.- Ha-ha.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25What do you make of the little boot?

0:28:25 > 0:28:29Oh, I like this. I like this very much. I think it's a charming little pin cushion.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32The detail and the shape is just lovely.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34It's in relatively good condition.

0:28:34 > 0:28:38- How much do you think it's going to bring?- We put £80 to £120 on it.

0:28:38 > 0:28:42£80 to £120 is a splendid estimate, because our lot only paid £60.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45- I think that's in the right direction.- It certainly is.- Yes.

0:28:45 > 0:28:51Let's be optimistic, because it's a wizard object, and it's an absolute bargain for our team to find.

0:28:51 > 0:28:56Depending on how that gets on will determine whether they need the bonus buy. Let's look at it.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Now, AJ, Jim, this is your moment.

0:28:58 > 0:29:03You gave Catherine £100 of leftover lolly. Catherine, what did you spend it on?

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Are you ready for this, boys?

0:29:11 > 0:29:13- Nothing. - THEY LAUGH

0:29:14 > 0:29:18I gave up with you. You were such hard work. You were so indecisive.

0:29:18 > 0:29:21I thought, "I need a coffee so I'm not even going to bother."

0:29:21 > 0:29:25That's OK. I don't blame you. Is it something big that's behind?

0:29:25 > 0:29:28Close your eyes and I shall reveal. Close your eyes.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33- We were told we couldn't buy anything.- It's got wheels.- Da-dah!

0:29:35 > 0:29:37SHE LAUGHS Really?

0:29:38 > 0:29:40What do you mean, really?

0:29:41 > 0:29:43- OK.- Come on, excitement. - No, that's good.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46- It's a vintage porter's trolley. - It looks lovely.

0:29:46 > 0:29:50OK, so just tell us you didn't spend all of £100 on that? Please?

0:29:52 > 0:29:58I thought country auction. Somebody could buy this and take home all their purchases on it.

0:29:58 > 0:30:02- Cast iron, it's wood. It's a good frame. It's a nice... - It looks lovely.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05Excellent - and it doubles up as a ladder.

0:30:05 > 0:30:09- THEY LAUGH - What did you spend on it?- £49.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13That's all right. It'll make some money, some profit.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16Perhaps if we're a long way in debt we might...

0:30:16 > 0:30:19Don't listen to him. We will trust you.

0:30:19 > 0:30:23- It's not what we were expecting, put it that way.- I'm glad you're impressed

0:30:23 > 0:30:26and are clearly in love with it, so on that happy note,

0:30:26 > 0:30:32why don't we, for the audience at home, find out what the auctioneer thinks about Catherine's trolley.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34Well, there you go, Elizabeth.

0:30:35 > 0:30:39This is rather nice because it is a piece of, again, vintage British life.

0:30:39 > 0:30:45This would probably have been in service on a station platform, in the good old days when somebody

0:30:45 > 0:30:49- would look after you when you had luggage.- You'd have a huge trunk. - Absolutely.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51People who are staging film sets,

0:30:51 > 0:30:54- it's important to have the right period item.- Yeah.

0:30:54 > 0:30:58If you're doing The Railway Children, you don't want a stainless steel trolley.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01- Exactly right. - So we put £30 to £50 on it.

0:31:01 > 0:31:04Catherine paid £49. It's not exactly a girlie purchase,

0:31:04 > 0:31:07- but, you know, she's gone for it. That's done for the Red.- Yes.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10- Now for the Blues. Completely different.- Yes.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12It's very interesting, actually,

0:31:12 > 0:31:15because this is quite a military-themed team here.

0:31:15 > 0:31:21We've got the Anglian Regiment, so this hasn't got an historical value, per se,

0:31:21 > 0:31:26but I can imagine someone loyally looking at this and thinking, "It's one of ours," so...

0:31:26 > 0:31:31- They'll have it.- Absolutely. - What do you think it'll bring? - £40 to £60.- Fair enough. £34 paid.

0:31:31 > 0:31:37Now, the lovely mixture of old and new in the piece of harness, I think is brilliant, don't you?

0:31:37 > 0:31:42It's a charming use of the horse's collar. They've left that natural, rustic look to it.

0:31:42 > 0:31:47- It adds to the character. - OK, thumbs up for that. How much? - We put £50 to £70 on that.

0:31:47 > 0:31:52- £40 paid.- There we go. - That's super, isn't it? They're done very well with those two items.

0:31:52 > 0:31:56- Now, the hand-held bearing compass. - Yes. It's tired.

0:31:56 > 0:32:00It isn't in bad condition. There's nothing unnecessarily wrong with it,

0:32:00 > 0:32:03but it's not pristine. We've put £50 to £70 on that.

0:32:03 > 0:32:07- Have you really?- Mm.- Gosh, that's generous. £23 paid.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10- I'll be shot in the foot by that one, probably.- I hope not.

0:32:10 > 0:32:16- You're going in the right direction. You've found the right direction with the compass.- Good.

0:32:16 > 0:32:17Anyway, thank you very much.

0:32:17 > 0:32:21On that basis, I don't think this lot will need their bonus buy,

0:32:21 > 0:32:23but let's have a look at it anyway.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25Barry, Clayton, this is your big moment.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28Yes? Your bonus buy. You gave this man £203.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32You entrusted him with two-thirds of your purchase money

0:32:32 > 0:32:35to go and find you something that's going to make you

0:32:35 > 0:32:38- a stellar additional profit. Right, JP?- Absolutely.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41- Shall I take that rag off for you? - OK.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43- Doink! - THEY LAUGH

0:32:44 > 0:32:49We spent... We bought three items which were very masculine. I thought I'd find something feminine.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51That's what I thought.

0:32:51 > 0:32:57Anyway, I walked into a stall that had lots of dresses and ended up buying a typewriter.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00What struck me was it's from Redruth Station.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03It was the stationmaster's PC of the time, I suppose,

0:33:03 > 0:33:09- where he would've typed up all his little notices and things like that. - Schedules.- Schedules, yeah.

0:33:09 > 0:33:13It's an Underwood. Big in the typewriter world, obviously.

0:33:14 > 0:33:19And it is a standard button QWERTY chappie.

0:33:19 > 0:33:23- But it didn't cost very much money. - How much?- How much?- It cost me £25.

0:33:23 > 0:33:28- Oh.- You had £203. You were going to buy something feminine.

0:33:28 > 0:33:31You bought a typewriter. You spent £25.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33I kind of chickened out, I suppose.

0:33:33 > 0:33:38- You saw we didn't spend a lot and you didn't want to either.- Ohh. I kind of thought so.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40- Do you like it, Barry?- No. ALL LAUGH

0:33:40 > 0:33:44- It's a bit boring.- What about you? - I don't mind. I'm into computers.

0:33:44 > 0:33:50- That's an early computer.- It is in a way.- It's not going to go rocketing away. It's not going to make £100,

0:33:50 > 0:33:53or £50. It might sneak in a fiver or a tenner.

0:33:53 > 0:33:59- It's the right sort of place for it. This place deals with these sort of objects.- OK? Happy with that?

0:33:59 > 0:34:02We're very happy with that. Thanks for the feminine... object.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05Anyway, let's find out from our female auctioneer

0:34:05 > 0:34:09whether she's in touch with her feminine side - and JP's typewriter.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14Well, there we go. This takes you back.

0:34:14 > 0:34:19- Take a note, Miss Proops.- Mmm. I love the smell of that. Do you?

0:34:19 > 0:34:22- You love the smell of it?- It's the smell of old ink and the leather.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25- It's lovely.- There we go. Patented in the USA.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29- The last patent number I can see is 1920.- Mm-hm.

0:34:29 > 0:34:33- So it must date from after 1920. - It's there or thereabouts in date.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37Underwood, a very major manufacturer of typewriters.

0:34:37 > 0:34:42It's a fairly basic model. Nothing too extraordinary. It's a perfect backdrop piece.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45- You can either use it as an accessory to decorate a room.- Mm-hm.

0:34:45 > 0:34:51But also, again, museums or film companies like little artefacts like this to give that...

0:34:51 > 0:34:57- Having said all that, not a rare example, so we have limited it to £15 to £20.- OK. JP loved it. £25.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59- OK.- And who knows whose heart strings

0:34:59 > 0:35:02you're going to be able to tug at today in the auction.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05- I always try. I will try. - I know you will.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07- You're very trying. - SHE LAUGHS

0:35:12 > 0:35:14OK, chaps, this is exciting.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17- So, you've got the attitude, you've got the energy.- Yep.

0:35:17 > 0:35:21- Buzzing.- They've got energy.- First up is the walking stick made from

0:35:21 > 0:35:26the timber and copper of the Foudroyant. Here it comes.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29Lot 162. Start me at 50.

0:35:31 > 0:35:32- Come on, £50.- Come on.

0:35:32 > 0:35:36An association with Nelson, £50. Come on.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39£30 I'll take to start. £30 got in the gallery. Now at 30.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41£30 I have. I'll take two.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44It's £30 to my left. Now looking for two.

0:35:44 > 0:35:48Surely worth more? Come on, he's stealing it here at £30.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50- Come on.- 32 is downstairs.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52- 35? 38?- Yes.

0:35:53 > 0:35:5540, sir? 40 in the gallery.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58Sure? 40 is now in the gallery. Again at 40. Looking for two.

0:35:58 > 0:36:02- At £40. Are you all done at £40? - SHE BANGS GAVEL

0:36:02 > 0:36:05- Ooh.- We've lost the golden gavel on the first thing.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09Minus 40. Bad luck.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12- Oh, well. Liqueur ladle.- Here we go. Come on. A proper start.

0:36:12 > 0:36:17Lot 163, the silver gilt liqueur ladle, and I start at just £22.

0:36:17 > 0:36:1922, 25, 28, 30, 32.

0:36:20 > 0:36:2235, 38, 42,

0:36:22 > 0:36:2445 is the final time out.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28At 45. The gentleman's bid at 45. I'll take eight.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31- Come on, help us out.- 50? Five?

0:36:31 > 0:36:3360. Five?

0:36:33 > 0:36:3570. Five?

0:36:35 > 0:36:3780.

0:36:37 > 0:36:3980 is on my left. Now looking for five.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41At £80 now. Any advance on the 80?

0:36:42 > 0:36:44SHE BANGS GAVEL Yeah, back in the game.

0:36:44 > 0:36:48£80 plus £20. Overall, you're minus 20. Now, the pin cushion.

0:36:48 > 0:36:52Lot 164, the silver pin cushion in the form of a boot.

0:36:52 > 0:36:55Highly collectable. I start at £55.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58£55. Bid at £55, the boot pin cushion at 55.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Now where are you at 60?

0:37:00 > 0:37:0260 bid. 65, 70, five, 80.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04Five, 90, five.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06110. 120, back.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09All at 120, lost you, front.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11At 120 now. Any advance on £120?

0:37:13 > 0:37:15- SHE BANGS GAVEL - £120.- Well done.

0:37:16 > 0:37:20- Say "Thank you, Catherine." - Thank you. Mwah.

0:37:20 > 0:37:23- Mwah! I told you we absolutely loved it.- No, you didn't.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26£160. That's good. You are plus £40.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30- OK?- That's enough.- You are plus £40.

0:37:30 > 0:37:36- What are going to do? Are you going to go with the porter's trolley or take the £40?- Sorry.

0:37:36 > 0:37:41- I'd take it and run.- We'll take it. - Are you going to park it? - We're going to park that £40.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44- We'll take it.- We'll take it.- Stick. - No, no, sorry.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47No, we won't take it. We're going to take the money.

0:37:47 > 0:37:51- We don't want the trolley.- You don't want the trolley? Are you sure?

0:37:51 > 0:37:55And to Lot 168, on the sheet showing it's starting at £12.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58- HE LAUGHS - I'll take 15.

0:37:58 > 0:38:0012, 18, 20, 22.

0:38:01 > 0:38:0422 with me now. Where's five?

0:38:04 > 0:38:07It's on commission at 22. Bids are in. Looking for five.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11- 25, just in time.- Ooh, sneaky.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13Where's eight?

0:38:13 > 0:38:16- At 25, all done. - BANGS GAVEL

0:38:16 > 0:38:17That would've been a £24 loss,

0:38:17 > 0:38:21so you did the right thing in parking your £40, and you're £40 up.

0:38:21 > 0:38:25Which could be a winning score. Just don't talk to the Blues at all.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27The smile might give it away, though.

0:38:27 > 0:38:32- Just don't... Stop grinning, AJ. - Don't smile.- Deadpan.- Poker face.

0:38:39 > 0:38:43OK, BC, Barry, Clayton. Have you been talking to the Reds?

0:38:43 > 0:38:45- Nope.- Glad to hear it.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48First up, though, is the sergeant's uniform.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50You 'orrible lot, here we go.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54Lost 184, the post-war British Army sergeant's uniform.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Start me at 40. £40, surely?

0:39:00 > 0:39:02Come on, £40. Anyone in?

0:39:02 > 0:39:07I have 20 on commission so I'll take that. £20 is bid on my sheet. At 20 I'll take two.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10The Anglian Regiment uniform at 20. Am I missing anybody?

0:39:10 > 0:39:15It's good value at £20 for your next official engagement.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18At £20. Does nobody want any more? 20 it will sell.

0:39:18 > 0:39:21- BANGS GAVEL - That is disappointing.

0:39:21 > 0:39:26All her efforts. Minus £14 there, lads. Bad luck. Now, the collar.

0:39:26 > 0:39:31Lot 185, the leather horse collar, late 19th, early 20th century.

0:39:31 > 0:39:35It's now fitted as a mirror. That's a lovely mirror. £50, surely?

0:39:35 > 0:39:37- It certainly is. - £30 to start. Come on.

0:39:38 > 0:39:44- Buy it for the horse to look at it in his stables.- They don't like it. - 20 to start. Come on.

0:39:44 > 0:39:48This mirror here at £20. Come on. For the mirror there, anybody in?

0:39:48 > 0:39:5120 bid. Thank you. 20 I have. Where's two?

0:39:51 > 0:39:54- £40 paid. - SHE BANGS GAVEL

0:39:54 > 0:39:58She's sold it for £20. That's minus £20. This is not going to do it.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01- It's not going particularly well. - Not so good.

0:40:01 > 0:40:06Lot 186. We have, first of all, the military black lacquered compass.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Start me at 50. 30 to start, surely?

0:40:11 > 0:40:13A piece of military here for £30.

0:40:13 > 0:40:1620 to start then. A little collectable at £20.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Anybody in here at £20? It's for nothing.

0:40:18 > 0:40:22Thank you, sir. £20. Looking for two now.

0:40:22 > 0:40:26It's £20 front bid. Surely worth more at £20. Where are you at two?

0:40:26 > 0:40:29I don't see a flurry.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31- 22 is the gallery. At 25. - You're in profit.

0:40:31 > 0:40:3625 is back downstairs. Lost the gallery. At 25 and selling.

0:40:36 > 0:40:40- BANGS GAVEL - 25 profit. You made £2 on that.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43You're minus 32. Minus £32, chaps.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47- What about the typewriter? Do you want to have a go at that?- Go on.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49Minus £32 could be a winning score.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53- Bearing in mind the crowd so far. - We'll stick.

0:40:55 > 0:40:59- Are you happy to stick?- You didn't like it to start with, did you?

0:40:59 > 0:41:03It's not I didn't like it. It's nothing exciting, was it?

0:41:03 > 0:41:05- We'll stick.- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:41:05 > 0:41:09OK, now you're not going to do it. We're going to sell it anyway.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11Lot 190,

0:41:11 > 0:41:15the early 20th century Underwood standard portable typewriter.

0:41:15 > 0:41:18- Here comes the portable. - £10 bid on the little typewriter.

0:41:18 > 0:41:22There at £10. Would look nice on the side. 13 bid. 15, 18, 20.

0:41:22 > 0:41:2622 and I'm out. To my right at 22. I'll take five.

0:41:26 > 0:41:30At £22, any advance? Anybody stepping up? At 22 it will sell.

0:41:31 > 0:41:35- SHE BANGS GAVEL - £22 she's sold at,

0:41:35 > 0:41:39which would've been minus £3. You didn't take it. You are minus £32,

0:41:39 > 0:41:44which could be a winning score, all right? Could lash the Reds with minus £32.

0:41:44 > 0:41:50You've seen their performance in the room today. It hasn't been so hot. You could be out in front there.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53Anyway, say nothing and all will be revealed in a moment.

0:41:56 > 0:42:01OK, we've been chatting. It's all about the scores. You have no idea at all.

0:42:01 > 0:42:05You have no idea that one team is substantially ahead of the other.

0:42:05 > 0:42:10I have to reveal that the team that's trailing just happens to be the Blues.

0:42:10 > 0:42:14Minus £32 is your total, which is not so hot, is it, really?

0:42:14 > 0:42:19It did not go down your groove. In fact, the only profit you made was £2 on a compass.

0:42:19 > 0:42:24- It's the taking part that matters, right, Barry?- It is.- You agree, Clayton?- Of course.

0:42:24 > 0:42:28- You agree, JP? Stop shaking your head.- I feel for them.- I know. We feel for you.

0:42:28 > 0:42:34That's not the right reflection for your efforts, but there it is. Well done. Thank you for joining us.

0:42:34 > 0:42:39But for the Reds, they're going to go home with £40. How about that?

0:42:39 > 0:42:41£40, lads.

0:42:41 > 0:42:45- Is that good, Jim?- I'm happy with that.- Are you happy with that, AJ?

0:42:45 > 0:42:47Yes? And congratulations, Catherine.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50What did you get? You got £20 on the liqueur ladle. That was good.

0:42:50 > 0:42:56£60 on that little boot you found. That's a very, very good result.

0:42:56 > 0:42:59- An expensive knobbly piece.- Yeah. You never liked it, did you?

0:42:59 > 0:43:03I loved it. From the very first moment I absolutely loved it.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05- You so and so's. Anyway, you had fun?- Loved it.

0:43:05 > 0:43:10- We loved having you on the show. Join us soon for some more bargain hunting, yes?- Yes!

0:43:10 > 0:43:13I know you're sitting there thinking,

0:43:13 > 0:43:17"I could've done better than that." Well, what's stopping you?

0:43:17 > 0:43:22If you think you can spot a bargain, go to our BBC website and apply.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24It'll be splendid to see you.

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