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0:00:09 > 0:00:14Today we're in the historic town of Hungerford.

0:00:14 > 0:00:18When a town's been around for the best part of the Millennium,

0:00:18 > 0:00:21it's got to be rich pickings for us, eh?

0:00:21 > 0:00:24So, let's go bargain hunting, yeah!

0:00:54 > 0:00:59Imagine the fun that you could have with £300 and an hour shopping here.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Well, for today's teams they need imagine no more,

0:01:02 > 0:01:05because Hungerford's antique stalls await,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07and here's a quick peek as to what's coming up.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12The Reds find something appealing.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Knobs.- Door knobs.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Knobs! Lovely knobs, girls.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Whilst the Blues get it wrong.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21If I took that home, my wife would throw it away.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23So, let's go and meet the teams.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28On today's show we've got two teams of friends.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Well, they're friends at the moment.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33For the Reds we've got Sheila and Ann,

0:01:33 > 0:01:37and for the Blues we've got Neil and Richard. Welcome, everybody.

0:01:37 > 0:01:42- Thank you.- Very nice to see you. How did you two girls get to know one another?

0:01:42 > 0:01:44There's a story. THEY LAUGH

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Sheila had a career change and started a new business.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52So in our local paper there was an advertorial for kinesiology,

0:01:52 > 0:01:56the business she was starting, and I thought, "I'll have some of that,"

0:01:56 > 0:02:01- and I went along as one of her first clients.- And you're with her still. - As a friend.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02THEY LAUGH

0:02:02 > 0:02:07- So tell us about this nesiology, then?- Kinesiology.- Oh, I'm sorry.

0:02:07 > 0:02:13- Kinesiology.- Kinesiology, basically, is understanding how energy flows.

0:02:14 > 0:02:19Kinetic energy flows all the time unless it is stopped by something.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23So in our bodies, energy flows all the time unless something blocks it or stops it.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Maybe trauma, disease, whatever. - That's quite clear.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Now, Ann, it says here you sent something in with a postage stamp.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32That's how we got on the show.

0:02:32 > 0:02:37- Is that how you did it? You didn't do it online? That's a miracle. - Yes - and it got through.

0:02:37 > 0:02:42- And you're here, which is a thrill. - Yes.- What other things do you put pen to paper about?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I've had no end of pen-friends in my time,

0:02:45 > 0:02:50and I'm still in touch with a lot of them. Some we started writing to each other when we were ten,

0:02:50 > 0:02:53and I won't tell you how old we are, but it's well over 50 years

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- we've kept up a correspondence. - That's lovely.- Yes.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Some of them send you some pretty weird things, don't they?

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- There's a fella that sent you a bit of a monkey.- A piece of skin. It could have come from anywhere.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Really?- It was about that size. - Was it?

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- ALL LAUGH - There you go. Bragging again.

0:03:12 > 0:03:18Gosh. After all that, then, girls, what sort of things will you be hunting for today on Bargain Hunt?

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- The things that we like.- Yes. - It has to appeal, doesn't it?

0:03:22 > 0:03:27- We have no strategy.- No strategy? - None.- That's probably a good idea.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30But you're going to keep off animal parts, aren't you?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Definitely.- Good.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35On that happy note I think we better move on to the Blues.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Anyway, good luck, girls. Now, boys, lovely to see you.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41What is your connection? How did you get to know each other?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44It's through our girlfriends. They're sisters,

0:03:44 > 0:03:48so Leanne and Kirsty are sisters, so we met from there.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52- We've just got on from day one. - Neil, it says you're a DJ here.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56- I am indeed.- Tell us about that. - For about 12 years, or over, I've been DJing.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- International DJ I like to call myself.- That's exotic.- It sounds it.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- You get to foreign parts a lot? - I do. I've worked on cruise ships,

0:04:03 > 0:04:06in Greece as well, so I've done a good mixture of stuff.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- It says here you're a collector. - Of sorts. What do you collect?

0:04:10 > 0:04:15- Everything from toys. Building blocks, without using brand names. - It begins with L and ends in O.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19That's it. You've got the one. I've got a special edition.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23I followed a series of ten special edition ones about 20 years ago,

0:04:23 > 0:04:27- and I've kept them safely in my loft for a rainy day. - Still in the packs?- Oh, yes.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- It was a plan.- You're an investor, aren't you?- I'm trying.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Richard, you like to turn your hand to a bit of inventing.- I do try.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- I've tried to invent a masking tape with measurements on.- Yes?

0:04:38 > 0:04:43I went to the patenting office. Somebody had already patented an adhesive. Yeah?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46That's very cross making, isn't it? You get that far.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- You'll come up with something soon. You're also an occasional collector? - Yeah.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- One thing I've collected used to be perfume sticks.- Ah.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59You know when you go to, like, perfume shops and things like that and they spray them?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Not for the scent, for the actual stick itself.

0:05:02 > 0:05:07I've only done this because I've seen on a TV show once that they're worth £20 to £30 each.

0:05:07 > 0:05:12I went out there and got about 200. I'm thinking, in the future... Then I got with my girlfriend,

0:05:12 > 0:05:17- she told me to bin them because she thinks it's crazy.- She put them in the bin?- Yes.- Never!

0:05:17 > 0:05:22- That's terrible.- She had a clearout and sent us a text saying, "I've put them in the bin."

0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Also collect pin badges.- The golden gavel. Would you like one?- Yes.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30You're going to have to work hard if you're to get one. Talking of which,

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- the process begins with £300. Here's your £300.- Thank you.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37You know the rules. Your experts await, and off you go!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39And very, very good luck.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46With two teams like that, we need a pair of very special experts.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50The Reds will be led by the exceptional Charlie Ross.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55The Blues will have the guiding hand of the stupendous Jonathan Pratt.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Oh, girls, this is...- Bliss. - ..sensational.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Have I really got to go shopping?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Have you got any tactics?

0:06:11 > 0:06:17- We're going to win. We're not messing about.- Is that a tactic? Is winning a tactic?- I think it is.

0:06:17 > 0:06:22- Tactics? We don't do tactics. - Oh, no, we just go with the flow.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24I kind of want some statement pieces.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Some nice, big, tall statement pieces.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Precious metals as well. That's always a winner.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- What, you just feel your way? - That's precisely what we do.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Well, get on with it. Lead on and I'll follow.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Come on, teams, get on with it.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57- You're a tactile girl.- That's the thing.- You like that sort of thing. He feels nice.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- They're quite good fun, there, those dogs. What are they?- Nutcrackers.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04You pull the tail if you want to get your nuts cracked.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06As half the nation crosses its legs...

0:07:06 > 0:07:12- That appeals to me, those three. - Those bangles? I think they're modern. I'm sure they're modern.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16They are very personal, aren't they? What do you think of them?

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- It's not my taste.- Not your taste? This is going to be fun. It's going to be good.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Like it, hate it. Hate it, like it.

0:07:22 > 0:07:28Good, good. I'm looking forward to fun in the Red camp. What about you Blues? Like to win, eh?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32This is more of the general fair. Everything out here has another use.

0:07:32 > 0:07:38Chimney pots become planters, these little feeders, it's like a chicken feeder or something,

0:07:38 > 0:07:40is like a bird bath, isn't it?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42One man's trash, as they say...

0:07:42 > 0:07:46I love good enamelling. I think that's a superb thing.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Art Deco silver painting, Roesch enamel card case.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- That's fabulous. I mean, that's real 1920s -- It's classy.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- 1930s.- It's just classy. - Charleston era.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Do you dance the Charleston, girls?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Don't tempt her. - HE LAUGHS

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Don't tempt her? She will, won't she?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Ann, you're a spoilsport.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I think that's a superb item.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I think he likes that.

0:08:08 > 0:08:14- Shall we ask for a bit of shop assistance?- Yes. I'm quite happy with that. Quite happy.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- We have Ann and we have Sheila. - Hi. Nice to meet you.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22- We're really getting quite excited about your Art Deco card case.- OK.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Thank you very much indeed.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Oh, wow.- Isn't that fabulous workmanship?- It's lovely.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- This enamel is delicious.- Gorgeous. It's better when you get it out.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- SHE GASPS - Look at that decoration on the back.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- We're going to open it up. - Yes, yes, yes.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43"Made in England." That's all right.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- That is a maker's name there. - All right.- JG Limited.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Now what I'm not finding here is a hallmark.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52That gives us two clues.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Either it's not silver.- Mm. - Or it's Continental.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00I think it's actually plated and not silver.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02It helps if you look at the label.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Oh, it is silver-plated, yes. - I do think that's nice.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09We go off to auction, girls. What would that be estimated at auction?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Mm, 80 to 120. A hundred, a hundred and fifty.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17So may we just try and see if there is an unforgettably wonderful price?

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- I'll see what I can do.- That's really sweet of you. Thank you.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32The Blues are looking alarmed.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- BELL RINGS - It works as well.- Yeah.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37DING! DING! DING! DING!

0:09:37 > 0:09:42- That's cool.- It still works, too. - There's no price on it, which is always a good thing.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46- I quite like that.- It's a novelty, isn't it?- It's quite nice.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50It's a firm alarm but it's like an old school bells at break time.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- The moment of truth. What's the verdict?- £95.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Yes!- Wow, what a difference.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00- It's quite a high risk, but you both love it, don't you?- Yes, I do.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Let's go with the heart.- Yes.- Yes. - To heck with the head.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Thank you very much, Lynne. That's really superb.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Thank you. wonderful. - It is beautiful. Thank you.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I've got two very happy girls with me now.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Which makes him a very lucky man. - Aren't you lucky? Yes.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Charlie looks like the cat what got the cream with that one.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Well done, Reds. Let's see if it makes its "case" at auction.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26The boys in Blue are in their element.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Ooh. Have you seen this, Neil? - What have you got there?

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- It's some kind of seat, is it? - It's a cast iron tractor seat.- Yeah.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Er... This will be early part of the century.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Last century, that is, obviously.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46I think it's quite fun because you've got the name, Nicholsons.

0:10:46 > 0:10:52I'm not familiar with Nicholsons but they might've been seat or tractor makers. From Newark, England.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54The shape of them, this sort of saddle shape,

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- they're ergonomically... - Comfortable.- Comfortable.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01They sit there, and you can get a good farmer's backside on there.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05A good farmer's backside? Do they excel in that department?

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Want to have a look at it?- It's got a good weight to it, definitely.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16- It doesn't have a price on. Actually, this doesn't have a price on.- Then there's the fire bell.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20It is brass. Including the brackets it's £125.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22£125?

0:11:22 > 0:11:25The implement seat, which is circa 1900,

0:11:25 > 0:11:30- that's £120 is its retail price. He will do that at £90.- £90?

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Just wondering. If he said he'd do that one for £125,

0:11:33 > 0:11:38- do you think he'll do £200 for the both of them?- No.- He might do.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41He won't. He has told me those are his very best prices.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43If he had to do two sales instead of one.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Very persuasive our Blues, aren't they?

0:11:45 > 0:11:50- I love this perfume bottle.- You'd like to buy that. It's a three or 4,000 piece.- Really?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53And how much do little birdies in the tray come up at?

0:11:53 > 0:11:57- Less, but will be into four figures. - Really?- Oh, yes.- Just gorgeous.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- But, girls...- Hey.- How long have we got? We have not got a week.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05- I know. Sorry.- And we haven't got a thousand pounds.- No. We'll move on.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08That's it, Reds, step away. Time's ticking on.

0:12:08 > 0:12:14Over the road, it's up to JP to seal the deal for the fire bell and tractor seat combo.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Hi, Stuart.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20You've given us your best prices. What the gents want to know is,

0:12:20 > 0:12:22because they know you're a businessman,

0:12:22 > 0:12:27is whether you'd sell them both at just take that little bit more off

0:12:27 > 0:12:30and do it for £200? He's umming and ahhing.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Is that all right?

0:12:32 > 0:12:37Brilliant. I'll pass you over so that she doesn't just take my word for it.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39So we've done that. That's £200.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Now as the bell was, proportionally, the larger value,

0:12:43 > 0:12:46I think you probably need to split it better that way.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50If we say £120 for the bell, that's still a decent discounted rate.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- And then £80 for the seat. I think both fair prices.- Yeah.

0:12:54 > 0:12:59- Stands us a chance of making something on both.- Yeah. - Happy with that?- Really good.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Brilliant. Thanks very much.

0:13:01 > 0:13:06Well done, Blues. Two very manly items from a team of chaps.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08No surprises there, then.

0:13:08 > 0:13:1020 minutes gone. Keep it up, teams.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Now, girls, are you getting anywhere?- This.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17- That is for teapot collectors. - Yes, exactly.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21Well, you know, the way Chinese things are going at the moment,

0:13:21 > 0:13:26anything Oriental is quite good news. It's got the most wonderful decoration on it.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29I'm not going to object if you have a go at that.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32I would object if it was two or £300. Do you know what the price is?

0:13:32 > 0:13:36- £45, I think?- 45? We could probably get that for 20, couldn't we?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Go for it, Charlie boy.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40- I think we ought to have a look at it.- I think so.

0:13:40 > 0:13:46- Knock, and the door will be opened. - Could we see that one?- The girls are quite keen on your Chinese teapot.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Mm. That's just gorgeous. It's not heavy.- Oh, the wee lion.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- A little Dog of Fo. - Oh, right. It's lovely.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59A little Dog of Fo on the front.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04The enamelling is very nice. I think it's excellent.

0:14:04 > 0:14:09I would possibly take exception to the word antique.

0:14:10 > 0:14:16- An old-fashioned person like myself would generally reckon an antique being 100 years.- Yes.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21So that's putting that... I think that is in the style of the antique.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Come on, then, Charlie, we'll have it.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27We're not just going to have it. I don't want you to pay £45 for it.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29No, no.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I think we'll just ask you to see what you can do.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35If it could be £25 it would be fantastic.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37I'll do my best for you.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Again, the ladies agree, but Charlie isn't so certain.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45The Blues have decided a change of scene is in order.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49After half and hour, having bought the two objects in one shop,

0:14:49 > 0:14:52I mean, that was a bit of a cheeky deal.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54I think they did rather well, actually.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57I suppose, in a way, they are boys' bits.

0:14:57 > 0:15:02- Not having all their eggs in one basket might be the thing to do now. - FLOORBOARDS SQUEAK

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- We should go for something a bit more pretty.- Something pretty, yes.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Show our feminine side, the lighter side.- Why not?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11There we go. A little spoon. £20.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15I don't know about a spoon. It's not the most original item.

0:15:15 > 0:15:20It can't all be fire bells and tractor seats, Neil. Meanwhile, back at the teapot.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Moment of truth, girls. Is there a smile? There's quite a smile.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28- Fingers crossed.- There's a smile. - Yeah?- Our best price would be £30.

0:15:28 > 0:15:35- The dealer, hence the price of the £45, isn't terribly sure of the history of the teapot.- Yeah.

0:15:35 > 0:15:40- So £30.- I think that solves the problem for us, doesn't it, girls?

0:15:40 > 0:15:45I think my point about it not being antique is probably right,

0:15:45 > 0:15:47and that's very fair of the owner.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53But, frankly, if it's 20th century, at £30 we're going to have it, aren't we?

0:15:53 > 0:15:57- And it is very unusual.- It's what I came up with in my head.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Is it?- Mm. - Thank you very much. Sold.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Unanimity once more, but will Charlie's doubts about its age

0:16:04 > 0:16:07come home to roost? Only time, and the auction, will tell.

0:16:07 > 0:16:13The teapot's quite modern, but it's stylish, and for 30 quid there shouldn't be too much downside.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Should there?

0:16:14 > 0:16:19Charlie's doing really well. It's nice to get the knowledge behind it.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- We know what we like.- Yes. - But to have the knowledge coming up behind it,

0:16:23 > 0:16:28- confirming our good taste, don't you think?- Well, he didn't go mad about the teapot, did he?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31He did in the end. He warmed up to it.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- All right.- Teapots need warming.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Yes, yes.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40Well, don't "stew" on it for too long, Reds. Both teams have got one more item to find

0:16:40 > 0:16:42and only 20 minutes left to do it in.

0:16:42 > 0:16:47- This is the one.- This one here?- We weren't going for a pair this time. - For £18?- A bargain.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- We could make stacks of money. - Well... If I took that home,

0:16:51 > 0:16:54- my wife would throw it out the window.- And get shot.- Guaranteed.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56So that's a no, then.

0:16:56 > 0:17:01Follow me. Look. There's a man set up specially for us today.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Have a quick look.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08These could open doors for you, Reds.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Hey, Sheila?- Doorknobs.- Yes.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16- Is that brass? If it is, it'll clean up beautifully.- Yes.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- I like those.- I like the way the light catches on them.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- What have you found, girls? - Doorknobs.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Knobs.- Knobs.- Knobs. Lovely knobs, girls.

0:17:26 > 0:17:31Right, I think we'll leave Charlie saying "knobs" there and return to the Blues.

0:17:31 > 0:17:36- These Doulton pottery candlesticks, they went out of fashion for a while.- Yeah.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39It's sort of coming back into fashion again.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43- Shall we have a look at them?- OK. - So we can grab some.- As if by magic.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45You've got the key? Oh, brilliant.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- There's one.- Thank you.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56There's a crack right down the centre.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00So you've got one candlestick, essentially.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04- That one's fine, but that' got a massive crack.- It's got a huge crack in it.

0:18:04 > 0:18:10- Is that actually right through the whole thing?- Yeah, it's a repair job underneath, isn't it?

0:18:10 > 0:18:15If we don't have any luck for the next ten minutes, we need to fall back on something.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- We're just saying, because one of them is quite damaged.- Yes, OK.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21It's split all the way through, pretty much.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25- There's 50 on there.- 50 for a pair with one completely smashed?- OK.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28I wonder whether they might just take £20?

0:18:28 > 0:18:29- I'll do my best. 20?- Yeah.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32OK, let's go, hesitantly, back to the Reds.

0:18:32 > 0:18:38- I don't think they're Victorian. They're Edwardian.- Yes.- Yeah? 1920s, probably.

0:18:38 > 0:18:43- Somebody doing up a house in Chiswick.- It would be wonderful. - Wouldn't that be great?

0:18:43 > 0:18:44So?

0:18:44 > 0:18:50- To cut a long story short. I asked him if he'd take £20 for them, and he said, "Let them go." So, yes.- OK.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54We should've said ten, shouldn't we? ALL LAUGH

0:18:54 > 0:18:59What do you want to do? That is an offer. He's on the end of a phone and has agreed to it.

0:18:59 > 0:19:04You can put them in the cabinet and have a look for ten minutes and come back. Is that cheeky?

0:19:04 > 0:19:08Don't play for too long. Once those ten minutes are up, that's it.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10- So how much are you knobs?- £28.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14- £28.- I've always liked knobs. - You've always liked knobs? Good.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16I'm warning you, Reds.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19So would you take £20 for your knobs?

0:19:19 > 0:19:25- I'll take £25.- £22? - 25 gives me a very small profit.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27OK, we'll let you off, then.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Girls, I'm happy to go along with what you say.- Go on.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34- If you'd like these knobs for £25, who am I to stand between you... - And a knob.

0:19:34 > 0:19:39- ..and seven knobs.- No, quite. - Absolutely.- We have a deal.- Thank you.- We've done it, girls.

0:19:39 > 0:19:44Well done. You've got your third item and the world record for repeating the word "knobs"

0:19:44 > 0:19:48the most times in five minutes on daytime TV.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Just a few minutes left, and the Blues are still hunting.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- No.- No?- What about this little thing at the front?- The little jug.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57- No.- No.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59One minute to go. It's that way to pay.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02It's the only thing we can do. We've got to go.

0:20:02 > 0:20:07- We're going to run. A minute's plenty of time.- You automatically lose if you don't get three objects.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Really? That's news to me, JP.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Can we go with the candlesticks, please?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Yep. Was it £20?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Yep.- £20 it is, yeah.

0:20:16 > 0:20:21- No problem.- Lovely.- That's great. Thanks very much.- Thank you. Cheers.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Well done, guys. Seconds to spare. - Seconds.- It's all down to you now.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Time's up, you 'orrible lot.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Huh. Let's see what the Red team bought.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32They started out all Art Deco

0:20:32 > 0:20:35with this stylish card case for £95.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Wow.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39And then spotted this teapot.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Despite a few reservations from Charlie,

0:20:41 > 0:20:43they poured another £30 into it.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48Finally, they bought a set of Edwardian glass doorknobs for £25.

0:20:49 > 0:20:54- It's like being part of a cocktail party going round with you lot. - It is. Can I have a martini, please?

0:20:54 > 0:20:56- ALL LAUGH - Straightaway.

0:20:57 > 0:21:03- Sheila, which is your favourite piece you bought today?- The card holder, which is Art Deco,

0:21:03 > 0:21:07and it's sort of silver and enamelled. It's rather beautiful.

0:21:07 > 0:21:13- And you, which is your favourite piece?- My Chinese teapot.- Chinese teapot. How much did you spend?

0:21:13 > 0:21:18- £150, yes.- £150. Who's got the £150 leftover lolly?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- I have. I have.- Thank you, Annie. That's very kind. Straightaway.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25- £150. That's a fair slice. - Thank you, Bob.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Are you going to spend it all? - Probably not, knowing them.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Now it's your chance, Charlie, to break free.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34You're right. Then I will.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36- ALL LAUGH - OK. Good luck, anyway.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40Great to see you. Meanwhile, why don't we check out what the Blue team bought?

0:21:40 > 0:21:43The Blues started out all manly,

0:21:43 > 0:21:45with a Victorian painted fire bell.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51They kept the chunkiness going with a cast iron tractor seat.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56Finally, they found a pair of Doulton Lambeth pottery candlesticks.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01- That's it, we're done.- Fantastic. - You can now relax.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05I don't want you relaxing up too much. No, we can't have that.

0:22:06 > 0:22:11- Which is the favourite bit, for you? - I'd probably say the bell. We bought a big fire alarm bell.

0:22:11 > 0:22:17Do you know what? I'm going for the tractor seat. I don't know why. There's something about it.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Did you try it in for size? - Definitely. A snug fit, shall we say?

0:22:20 > 0:22:24- Jolly good. Is that going to bring the biggest profit?- I think so.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28- And you spent how much?- £220. - It's such a good number.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32- £80 of leftover lolly, please. - Yes. There you go.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34That goes straight to JP.

0:22:34 > 0:22:39- And hopefully he'll blow the lot. - I'll try. I'll try, yeah.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43I've seen one or two things, walking around. I didn't draw their attention to them.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- It was a surprise.- A few secrets. - I'll see what I can find.

0:22:46 > 0:22:51Meanwhile, we're off to Hampshire, to the most marvellous house called The Vyne.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06This magnificent building

0:23:06 > 0:23:11is a small part of a much larger Tudor construction.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15Put up by William, first Lord Sandys,

0:23:15 > 0:23:18who was Henry VIII's Lord Chamberlain.

0:23:19 > 0:23:25As we walk across this immense expanse of lawn,

0:23:25 > 0:23:29originally this was covered in a series of Tudor courtyards.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Can you believe that?

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Standing testament to the immense changes

0:23:34 > 0:23:37that 500 years of history have wrought.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Here in the chapel, the stained glass windows are impressive,

0:23:41 > 0:23:46not just because of their splendour, but also because they're extraordinarily old.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50This stained glass portrait of Henry VIII

0:23:50 > 0:23:54serves as a reminder of when this place was the powerhouse

0:23:54 > 0:23:59of a Tudor courtier, a man who entertained the King here,

0:23:59 > 0:24:02personally, no less than three times.

0:24:03 > 0:24:08To the left there's a scene showing his first wife, Catherine of Aragon.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10And what's going on up above?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Well, this is the moment of the Resurrection.

0:24:14 > 0:24:20Tremendous drama, spectators being flung to the ground in amazement.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25The centre panel depicts the crucifixion.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Above, Henry. It shows him as a young king,

0:24:28 > 0:24:34in his twenties, before he became all gross and corpulent.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35And over here, on the right,

0:24:35 > 0:24:38we've got a scene where Our Lord,

0:24:38 > 0:24:42carrying the cross and wearing a brilliant purple robe,

0:24:42 > 0:24:45is about to encounter St Veronica

0:24:46 > 0:24:48on His way up Calvary.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53And underneath, to finish this series of stained glass windows,

0:24:53 > 0:24:58we have Margaret, Queen of Scotland, and Henry VIII's sister.

0:24:59 > 0:25:04And she is attended by St Margaret, with her emblematic dragon.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07I rather like that dragon, don't you?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10That great, green, slimy colour.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15Of course, the dragon didn't get on too well with St Margaret.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17He tried to swallow her.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21But as she was carrying a cross at the time

0:25:21 > 0:25:24he found her difficult to digest.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26So he regurgitated her.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29What is extraordinary, of course,

0:25:29 > 0:25:34is the survival of this religious glass in the first place.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Because in the reformation,

0:25:36 > 0:25:39this stuff was smashed up and removed, piecemeal.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44But I guess, because there are so many references to Henry VIII

0:25:44 > 0:25:48and his family here, it was allowed to survive.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Nothing short of a miracle.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55But that's not the only decorative art item that's interesting

0:25:55 > 0:25:57that's survived here in the chapel.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05Here, truly, is a pew end fit for a king.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08The foliage is reticulated,

0:26:08 > 0:26:12and the finial itself is this most extraordinary fellow.

0:26:13 > 0:26:19He's on his knees, he's extended his hand and he's gripping his toe

0:26:19 > 0:26:22very tightly. He's got a bulging codpiece,

0:26:23 > 0:26:26but the most extraordinary feature, I think,

0:26:26 > 0:26:31is the way that he's jamming into his mouth some fingers

0:26:31 > 0:26:34and seems to be wrenching at his jaw.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Most peculiar.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39The question today is, will our teams be sitting pretty,

0:26:39 > 0:26:42or will they be biting their nails over at the auction?

0:26:53 > 0:26:57Hi, Tom. Very nice to be here at Chiswick Auctions in West London.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00- How's tricks?- Very good, Tim. Very good.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Well, it's delightful to be back. - Good.

0:27:02 > 0:27:08For the Red team, their first item is this Art Deco cigarette case, which seems to me to be top quality.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12I've been told it's plate but I can't believe it's not silver.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17I've priced it as plate, being Art Deco. The enamel's not damaged.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21It's a nice thing. Good weight to it. I've only put £30 to £50 on it.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25But we get loads of silver buyers come in here. I can't find a mark.

0:27:25 > 0:27:30- If there's a mark to be found, they'll find it and it'll make the money.- Which needs to be £95.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34Which it might do if somebody believes, as we do, in our hearts,

0:27:34 > 0:27:38- this is an unusual, unmarked piece of silver.- Yes, I think it's right.

0:27:38 > 0:27:42Now what about the Redware teapot? It's rather fun, isn't it?

0:27:42 > 0:27:46Yeah, these Chinese teapots, there's loads of copies around.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49I don't think it's that old. The enamelling's nice, but...

0:27:49 > 0:27:53We're hoping for more than £30. Any chances?

0:27:53 > 0:27:57- I've estimated it at £60 to £100. I've got my Chinese head on these days.- OK.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00- With that in mind, it might do better.- Very good.

0:28:00 > 0:28:05Next, some glass doorknobs. Three showing out of a set of seven.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08- How do you rate seven of these knobs?- I wish we had eight.- Ah.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11For four doors, but they're OK. They're stylish enough.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14I don't really see them doing that well.

0:28:14 > 0:28:18- £25, £45, that sort of money. - OK, well, they paid £25.- OK.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21- It's all down to the teapot, really, isn't it?- Yes.

0:28:21 > 0:28:27If it does really, really well they won't want their bonus buy. But let's have a look at it anyway.

0:28:27 > 0:28:33- I bet you're all longing to know what Carlos has got underneath his rag?- It's looking interesting.

0:28:33 > 0:28:37You spent 150, you gave him 150. I expect he's blown the lot. Show us your wares.

0:28:37 > 0:28:43- I've spent very little, I'm afraid, girls.- Good.- I'm not afraid. This is going to show you a profit.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47- Are you religious?- No.- No. - Not a cracking good start.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50Because I bought you an Apostle spoon.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53- Oh, wonderful. - But it's a silver Apostle spoon.

0:28:54 > 0:28:58Very popular pre-Reformation. But people collect Apostle spoons.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02I can't tell you which Apostle it was.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04They originally made sets of 13,

0:29:04 > 0:29:06so you had Christ and the 12 Apostles.

0:29:06 > 0:29:12But I particularly like this one because we are showing the triumph of good over evil.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15In other words, Red over Blue this time.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17ALL LAUGH

0:29:17 > 0:29:21How low will you stoop? To invoke religion on this programme.

0:29:22 > 0:29:26But I think it's a charming object. I was happy to pay £30 for it.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28- And I reckon it was a snip. - So do I.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30- Do you like it? Seriously?- Mm. - You do?- Yes.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33Because I have a few Apostle spoons anyway.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36From my point of view, I like it.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39Anyway, Carlos paid £30. Let's find out right now,

0:29:39 > 0:29:42for the audience at home, what the auctioneer thinks it's worth.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47There we are. Very nice. All tastes catered for.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50Yes, it's not bad, is it? An Apostle spoon, 1913.

0:29:52 > 0:29:56We see quite a few of these. The age is wrong. It's a bit too late to be valuable,

0:29:56 > 0:29:59- but £25 to £45, it'll walk out the door.- OK.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01Well, it's Charlie's bonus buy.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06- He's invested £30.- That's all right. - He's spot on.- That's good.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09If they decide to go with it. That's it for the Reds.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12Now for the Blues, and what a mixture they've got.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14- First up, a fire bell.- I like it.

0:30:14 > 0:30:19I like it. I think it's quite fashionable, really, for a pub or a bar.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22A hotel. "Quick, the bar's closing."

0:30:22 > 0:30:25But it should make £50 or £70.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27- They paid £120.- Oops.

0:30:27 > 0:30:30It's like the cast iron tractor seat.

0:30:30 > 0:30:34- I mean, that's quite an acquired collector's field, isn't it?- Mm.

0:30:34 > 0:30:38Quite seriously, I've been around a few farms the last few weeks

0:30:38 > 0:30:41on my travels, and there's loads of these around.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43They're not very valuable, they last forever.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46Whilst it's a nice model of what it is, who would want it?

0:30:46 > 0:30:50- Hopefully an agriculturalist. - In Chiswick?- That's what I mean.

0:30:51 > 0:30:55- It's not exactly stiff with farmers around here, are you?- No, no.

0:30:55 > 0:31:00- Where it came from, in Hungerford, it should've stayed, but £50 to £70 if we're lucky.- £80 paid.

0:31:00 > 0:31:05- That's not so far off.- Mm-hm.- It's nearer than the fire bell price.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08And lastly is the Doulton Lambeth candlesticks.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11Doulton Lambeth Slaters ware candlesticks.

0:31:11 > 0:31:16These are out of fashion. They're nice candlesticks, nothing wrong with them,

0:31:16 > 0:31:21- but they're out of fashion. I think, more so, one of these has got a crack.- Ah.- Look at that.

0:31:21 > 0:31:22Oh dear.

0:31:22 > 0:31:28- If they're really lucky, £40 to £60. - They only paid £20.- You know why, don't you?- Yeah. The crack.

0:31:28 > 0:31:32It's a shame, really, to pin their hopes on that when it's such

0:31:32 > 0:31:36a hopeless object to start off with before it got the crack, so...

0:31:36 > 0:31:39You're right, really. It's bad strategy.

0:31:39 > 0:31:44They're not going to do well. They're going to need their bonus buy. Let's go and have a look at it.

0:31:44 > 0:31:51Now, Neil, Ricardo, you spent £220, which is a magnificent total, I have to say, by any standards.

0:31:52 > 0:31:56It gave the boy £80, and it seems he's gone for the long and thin approach.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00OK, gents, I thought men of style.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03What could complete the look on our Saturday evening?

0:32:04 > 0:32:06- Oh, OK.- There we go.

0:32:06 > 0:32:10What do you think? It's a little silver-topped walking cane.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12Um, got a bamboo shaft,

0:32:12 > 0:32:16and you have the silver handle, which I think is a lovely shape,

0:32:16 > 0:32:18that lovely, natural curl,

0:32:18 > 0:32:21modelled to look like bamboo to finish the cane off.

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Hallmarked on the top, so it's English silver.

0:32:24 > 0:32:27- A swagger stick of sorts. - I quite like it.

0:32:27 > 0:32:30- Feel you're kind of...- What do you think, Rich?- Um, it's all right.

0:32:30 > 0:32:34- Depends how much you paid for it. - I paid £40 for it.

0:32:34 > 0:32:39- Are you liking that?- I am. You're... - For what he paid.- You think we'll make a profit?

0:32:39 > 0:32:43If that came into my sale room, I'd be quoting, at the very least,

0:32:43 > 0:32:50- just a conservative £60 to £80.- OK, that's pretty good.- That's good enough. I'm happy now.- Excellent.

0:32:50 > 0:32:55Anyway, for the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about JP's stick.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57One walking stick, Tom.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Not too bad, not too bad. A nice silver top on it.

0:33:02 > 0:33:06It'll do OK. Again, we get some nice walking cane buyers here.

0:33:06 > 0:33:12This is Edwardian. It should make £80 to £100, that sort of money.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15Lovely. Jonathan Pratt paid £40. He's a canny fellow.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18- We're looking forward to the auction. Thank you.- You're welcome.

0:33:27 > 0:33:31How excited are you, Ann, in a scale of one to ten?

0:33:32 > 0:33:36- Is it up there somewhere?- It's up there somewhere for excitement.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38- Are you feeling a bit nervy too? - Very.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41I think the teapot might get you out of trouble.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43They have had a number already in this sale,

0:33:43 > 0:33:47and I marked the ones with animals on the top were making about £50.

0:33:49 > 0:33:52So, first up is the Art Deco case. Here it comes.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54The Art Deco cigarette case.

0:33:54 > 0:33:58Start me cheap. £30 for it.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00- £30?- 30, 32, 35.

0:34:00 > 0:34:0235, 38, 40.

0:34:02 > 0:34:0542. At £40 bid. At 42? 45,

0:34:05 > 0:34:0748, 50,

0:34:07 > 0:34:0955, 60.

0:34:09 > 0:34:1160? Five.

0:34:12 > 0:34:1565. The only gambler in the room is £60. Well done.

0:34:15 > 0:34:19- BANGS GAVEL - £60. It is a gamble.- Mm.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22But, sadly, it hasn't gone your way. Minus £35.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Next is the Redware teapot. Here it comes.

0:34:25 > 0:34:28Pay attention to this.

0:34:28 > 0:34:32This clay teapot, Chinese of course,

0:34:32 > 0:34:37glazed and decorated with dragons and Dog of Fo in the handles and the lid.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39- Four commission bids.- Wow!

0:34:39 > 0:34:41I think I've cracked it.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43I'm bid £100.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45I'm bid £200.

0:34:45 > 0:34:46£200? Yes!

0:34:46 > 0:34:48- I'm bid £300.- Yes!- Huh!

0:34:48 > 0:34:50- I told you it was lovely.- I'm bid £400.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53Pay me 420, pay me 420.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56450. I've got 480, 500.

0:34:59 > 0:35:02500, 520, 550.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04Girls, this is unbelievable.

0:35:04 > 0:35:08All the bids all the way from China. We may have 550. Are we done at 520?

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Once at 520.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Twice at 520.

0:35:14 > 0:35:18All done at 520. Last chance, gone at 520. Well done.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22£520! Girls, this is fantastic.

0:35:23 > 0:35:27- Are you so clever. £520. Look at that.- Love you.

0:35:27 > 0:35:32- I love you two. - You have just made £490.

0:35:32 > 0:35:36Anyway, let's settle down now. Next up are your glass doorknobs.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Ten pounds? Ten pounds.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42Ten pounds. Give me ten pounds the lot. Ten pounds.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Bid at ten. At ten. Give me 12.

0:35:44 > 0:35:48At ten pounds. At ten pounds. No money at all at ten pounds.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51All done at £10. You've got a bargain.

0:35:51 > 0:35:55£10 is minus £15, but, quite frankly, who cares?

0:35:55 > 0:35:57THEY LAUGH

0:35:57 > 0:36:00You are plus £440.

0:36:01 > 0:36:06- That's all the fours.- You'll enjoy the party.- We'll have to go to the cash machine.

0:36:06 > 0:36:10This is getting up there in record-breaking territory, girls. This is marvellous.

0:36:10 > 0:36:15- You can book a holiday.- We hope somebody loves it as much as I do. - Now, the next decision,

0:36:15 > 0:36:18having got £440 already in the bank,

0:36:18 > 0:36:21is are you going to go with Charlie's Apostle spoon?

0:36:21 > 0:36:25- Are you going with it, Annie?- We're going with it.- Are you happy, Sheila? - Yeah.

0:36:25 > 0:36:30They're going to take a punt and go with the Apostle spoon, and here it comes.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33English hallmark silver Apostle spoon here. London 1913.

0:36:33 > 0:36:38£20? £20 for it. Bid at £20, at £20. Give me 22, 22.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41Give me 22. 22. Thank you. 25, 28.

0:36:42 > 0:36:4428? At £25.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46£25. At £25.

0:36:47 > 0:36:50Go on. £26.

0:36:50 > 0:36:5226. 27? 28?

0:36:53 > 0:36:5428. We got there in the end. 29?

0:36:54 > 0:36:57- 30?- 30 quid and be done with it.

0:36:58 > 0:37:0030. 31?

0:37:00 > 0:37:0231. 32?

0:37:02 > 0:37:08At 31. £31. All done at £31. Your last chance. Going at 31.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10£31.

0:37:10 > 0:37:14That is plus £1 from Charlie Ross. He is the big contributor today,

0:37:14 > 0:37:18making your profit overall £441.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21- Oh.- I cannot believe that happened.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24Anyway, well done Annie for spotting it.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26- You must be really chuffed, darling. - Yeah.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30The big thing now is, let's not spoil the Blue team's day.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32- Let's say nothing.- Right.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39- Do you know how the Reds got on? - Nope.- No idea.

0:37:40 > 0:37:44- We haven't seen them.- No idea? Well, you won't see them for smoke.

0:37:44 > 0:37:48Talking of smoke, first up is your fire bell, right?

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Feeling confident about that, Neil?

0:37:50 > 0:37:55- Well...- Mixed feelings? - Deep breath and hope for the best. - I can see the potential.

0:37:55 > 0:37:56Here it comes.

0:37:56 > 0:38:02A vintage, red-painted cast brass, wall-mounted fire alarm bell.

0:38:03 > 0:38:05Would you bid me £50 for it? £50 for it?

0:38:05 > 0:38:08- £30 for it?- Come on.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10£30 for it? £20 for it?

0:38:10 > 0:38:12£20? 22? 22.

0:38:12 > 0:38:1325, 28.

0:38:13 > 0:38:16- 30, 32, 35. 38, 40.- No.

0:38:16 > 0:38:1942. Bid at £40. Give me 42.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22Give me 42. 40, 42.

0:38:22 > 0:38:2442. 45?

0:38:24 > 0:38:26Your bid at 42. 48.

0:38:26 > 0:38:2945, give me 48. Are we done at £45? We're done at 45.

0:38:29 > 0:38:36- I'm going to sell at 45. It's your last chance. 45 and going. - £45 is five short of 50.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39That's £75 down the proverbial.

0:38:39 > 0:38:43Minus 75. Not a great start that, is it, really, minus 75?

0:38:43 > 0:38:48Anyway, never mind. Let's get our bottoms down then and look at the tractor seat.

0:38:49 > 0:38:55A Nicholson of Newark cast iron tractor saddle seat. What's it worth? £50 for it?

0:38:55 > 0:38:58£20 for it. I'm bid at £20. £20. Give me 22. £20.

0:38:58 > 0:39:0125, 28. 25 is all I've been bid so far. 25.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06At £25. At £25. All done at £25.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09I'm going to go at £25. Your last chance. Sorry.

0:39:09 > 0:39:14Boys, £25. West London's not best at those.

0:39:15 > 0:39:1830. That would be £55, that.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21£55 loss.

0:39:21 > 0:39:25Uh-oh. Next, the Doulton candlesticks. Here they come.

0:39:25 > 0:39:29We have Doulton Lambeth silicon ware candlesticks.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31Start me... What shall it be? £30.

0:39:32 > 0:39:33£30?

0:39:33 > 0:39:35- £20?- You'll be lucky.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37£20?

0:39:37 > 0:39:39A bid at £20. You feel sorry for me.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42A bid at £20. 22? 22. 25?

0:39:42 > 0:39:4425, 28?

0:39:44 > 0:39:4628? 30. 32.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48I've got 35 over there now.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50You're well in profit with this.

0:39:50 > 0:39:5238? £35.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55So far I'm bid at £35. Once at 35, twice at 35,

0:39:56 > 0:39:5836?

0:39:58 > 0:40:00- At 35. I've tried enough. At 35. - BANGS GAVEL

0:40:00 > 0:40:03£25 is plus £15.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06You were minus £130, you're now minus 115.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09- That's not too bad.- How good is that?

0:40:09 > 0:40:13Now, your next decision is to either go with the walking stick or not.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16- Are you going to do that?- We've got to.- It's a no-brainer.- Exactly.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19I mean, £40 is all the boy paid for it. Yeah?

0:40:19 > 0:40:25- We're going to get over £115 for this, Jonathan.- Definitely? You're going with this?- Definitely.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27Are you happy with that, Ricardo?

0:40:27 > 0:40:31The silver crook handle walking cane. Hallmark silver walking cane.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33- It's £100 for it.- (Come on.)

0:40:34 > 0:40:36- £50 for it.- (Come on.)

0:40:36 > 0:40:39£50 for it. I'm going to struggle with this one. £40 for it?

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Come on.

0:40:41 > 0:40:45£30 for it. A bid at £30. 32? You're bidding 32. 35?

0:40:46 > 0:40:4838? At £35. In the red at 35.

0:40:48 > 0:40:52£35. At £35. Give me 38?

0:40:52 > 0:40:5338. 40?

0:40:53 > 0:40:55At £38 in front of me.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00- At 38.- Come on. - The bidding's stopped at £38.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03£38. It's going to go once at £38, it's for nothing. Twice at £38.

0:41:03 > 0:41:06- £38, madam. - BANG GAVEL

0:41:06 > 0:41:10£38. It's for nothing. There we go. Minus £2. Bad luck, JP.

0:41:11 > 0:41:17- You're minus 117, OK?- My lucky number.- Is it?- Yeah.- What, minus 117?

0:41:17 > 0:41:22It's quite a good lucky number, that. Anyway, the big thing is, don't say a word to the Reds.

0:41:27 > 0:41:31Never in your wildest dreams could you imagine

0:41:31 > 0:41:35that there could be such a disparity between our teams today.

0:41:35 > 0:41:39The team that are the runners-up today, most substantially, are the Blues.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42Bad luck, chaps. Minus 117.

0:41:44 > 0:41:48It doesn't sound too bad when you say it quickly. No.

0:41:48 > 0:41:53I mean, you made the £15 profit on the cracked Doulton candlesticks,

0:41:53 > 0:41:56which was the high point of the affair.

0:41:56 > 0:42:00- But apart from that, it was entirely down the plughole.- Yep, totally.

0:42:00 > 0:42:03But, you've been smashing chums through it all.

0:42:03 > 0:42:07There has been no dissent whatever in this team.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10It's been a tribute to see the Britishness of it all.

0:42:10 > 0:42:14You need to be brave now. The next result is going to surprise you.

0:42:14 > 0:42:19The Reds are walking home with £441 profit.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22Ha-ha-ha. How about that, girls?

0:42:22 > 0:42:28- Thanks to Ann.- Thanks to Ann. Well, that's what £441...- Can I count it?

0:42:28 > 0:42:32No, not now. We haven't got long enough for you to count it.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34There's your £1 left over.

0:42:34 > 0:42:38- In your wildest dreams you couldn't have believed this morning. - Absolutely not.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41- I'm glad it was the teapot because I loved it.- Yes.

0:42:41 > 0:42:45- There were are.- I hope somebody loves it who's bought it. - I have no doubt they will do,

0:42:45 > 0:42:49otherwise they're bonkers. On that happy note,

0:42:49 > 0:42:52- join us soon for some more bargain hunting. Yes?- Yes!

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