0:00:06 > 0:00:09Today, we're in Derbyshire. Spoilt for choice.
0:00:09 > 0:00:16Beautiful grounds, stunning views, loads of stalls. And of course...
0:00:16 > 0:00:18ALL: Hi!
0:00:18 > 0:00:20..that lot!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Let's go bargain hunting!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# These boots are made for walking
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# And that's just what they'll do
0:00:50 > 0:00:54# One of these days, these boots are gonna walk all over you. #
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Kedleston Hall is an 18th-century mansion house
0:00:58 > 0:01:02set in 820 acres of spectacularly muddy grounds.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Still, there's no time to get stuck in the mud today.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Our teams are gearing up cos they've only got £300
0:01:09 > 0:01:14and an hour to shop and hopefully dig out those bargains.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Coming up on today's show, the reds find time to get chatted up.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Kiss me!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24While the blues don't waste any time.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Straight up.- World record! Yes!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30So, let's meet our teams.
0:01:30 > 0:01:36So, today's red team, we have friends Kerry and Jan.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39At least, they're friends at the moment.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42And for the blues, we've got Dave and Liz, father and daughter.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Hello, everyone. Lovely to see you.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Now, Kerry, how did you two girls meet?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50We met on the first day of uni when we were both a bit
0:01:50 > 0:01:53late for the course and we ended up sitting together.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Jan apologised for smelling cos she'd had to run.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00- I said, "That's OK cos I smell, too." - In my credit, we both had to run.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01It was quite unfortunate,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04so maybe that's why we were drawn to each other.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Because of the smell.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10- Whatever it was, it worked cos we're still friends. - That's a tremendous admission!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12So, what do you do for a living?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16I'm a secondary-school teacher at a school in Sheffield.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- What's your subject?- I teach art.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21And do you do a bit of modelling for Jan?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Yeah, for Dolly's Delights vintage business.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- I go and do some pictures for her, stuff that she sells.- Good for you.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Jan, is that your business, then? - It is, yes.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Vintage clothing and home-wear. - Have you got a little shop, then?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Yes, it's a unit within a larger centre in Sheffield
0:02:39 > 0:02:40and I sell from there.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43It's quite a good sense of community in there.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45So, what got you going in that, then?
0:02:45 > 0:02:49My own love of vintage and sort of borderline hoarding.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I couldn't keep it all and that's how it came about,
0:02:52 > 0:02:55the opportunity was offered and I accepted
0:02:55 > 0:02:58and my house isn't bursting at the seams quite so much now.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02I bet you if you asked half the dealers here at the fair how they
0:03:02 > 0:03:07started, they will all have started as enthusiastic amateur collectors
0:03:07 > 0:03:10who've just got into the business cos they love it so much.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11You can't keep it all.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16All that experience! Oh, not looking so happy about this.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- We're already worried.- Liz, you're a student. What are you studying?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24I'm in Leeds University, doing fine art. A bit like Kerry.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27And what do you hope to do with it at the end of the day?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Eventually, when I get a bit of experience,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32hopefully I'll do tattooing,
0:03:32 > 0:03:36so I'll get a tattoo shop and do a bit of scribbling on people's skin.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Seriously? Might you go into the tattoo business?- Yeah, why not!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Enough people have done it. - Quite right, too.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- It says here that you've got very strong political views.- Yes.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- So are you going to give us the SDP view of...?- Oh, shush!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51When I went to university,
0:03:51 > 0:03:56I got very political and I've always been quite like that.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58My parents are quite political.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02So I just joined the Socialist Worker Party and started from there.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- You've got the angry brigade. - Yes, angry!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- She is.- Dave, it says here that you're a man of the cloth.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12You've left your dog collar at home today.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- I'm going for the blue team today, not the black team.- Quite right.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I've been a Church of England minister now for 18 years.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Have you really? You started as a boy, then!- Yeah, very young man.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25You look so young!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Thank you.- That's what I mean. He's been a vic for 18 years.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31It's all the creams! LAUGHTER
0:04:31 > 0:04:36Yeah! Let's not go there! No. lovely. So, where is your parish?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I serve in two parishes at the moment.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42One called St John's Walton, in Chesterfield, but I also
0:04:42 > 0:04:46serve in the Crooked Spire, the world famous Crooked Spire of Chesterfield.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- St Mary's.- That is an amazing spire, that.- Yeah.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Now, you two blues, what is your tactic today?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58How are you going to lash these experienced reds into the ground?
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- We're going to spend big.- Big money. - And leave our expert just 50p.- Yeah.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Is that the plan?- Yeah.- Yes. - That's really Christian of you!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08LAUGHTER
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Anyway, on that happy note, here's your dough, £300.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14You know the rules. Your experts await and off you go.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17And very, very, very good luck!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Well, we'll be all right today, won't we?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- Dancing in the mud for the red team, we have Anita Manning.- And hup!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27And for the blues, it's Philip Serrell,
0:05:27 > 0:05:30who seems to be having a quiet moment to himself.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Come on, old friend.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38OK, girls. The rain's stopped. There's plenty of mud.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40What do you want to buy?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Everything!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Is there a plan?- Buy big.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49- I'm into cheap tat.- Cheap tat. - I have expensive tastes, Anita.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I think we're all going to get on great!
0:05:52 > 0:05:57- So, £300, buy big.- And leave you with 50p.- Leave me with something! - 50p.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00That's a cheese sandwich. Come on, let's have a go.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- WHISTLE BLOWS - And they're off.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06I've got a feeling these girls are going to be like kids in a sweet shop.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Everything's catching my eye. - Is it?- Absolutely everything.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Kerry!- How funny we're both drawn to the monkey bowl.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- I like the monkey bowl.- Have a wee look at it. Pick it up.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh, it's not as heavy as I thought.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24- Now look underneath.- 105. But this could be the big one, out of everything.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Who wanted to buy something expensive?
0:06:26 > 0:06:30It's kind of a compromise, maybe. It's not the whole budget.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31There's no name on it,
0:06:31 > 0:06:34so that's something that you've got to think about.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38But it's a smashing thing. It's ugly and we're looking for something which has got
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- a wee bit of an edge. - I'll be kind and say "unusual"!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Nothing wrong with ugly sometimes.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- We might have to have a think, cos that's a lot of money.- OK.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Always nice to have something to fall back on, though, girls.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Good start.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Now, what's Philip got up his sleeve for the blues?
0:06:57 > 0:07:02These are... When your dearly beloved was ashes to ashes...
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Dust to dust... - There you are, you see.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10These would have been just in front of the altar with the coffin resting on them.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13In 18 years of ministry, I have never seen anything like this.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- Can you do any movement on your price?- Come on, for a Father.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- An actual Father. - Not a blood father...- 260.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26So what on earth would you want to do with coffin rests at 260 quid?
0:07:26 > 0:07:31Well, I think what you'll do is get a piece of glass cut that wide
0:07:31 > 0:07:35and I think they would make just the most fantastic table.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36That's cool, yeah.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41- But it's like 260 quid.- What are they going to make in auction?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Well, I think if you're going to have a bad day,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46they're going to make between 100 and 150 quid.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50On a good day, I can see them making between 250 and 350.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52We're early on at the moment.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55We could come back if they were 230, maybe.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59240 is the very, very best I'll do.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04That's the death. Sorry, a bit of a pun there. I didn't quite mean that quite the way it sounded.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Can I ask you to do us a favour?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Could you keep them for us for an hour?- Yeah, if you want.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Can't guarantee we'll have them. But hang on to them for an hour for us.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Thank you very much indeed.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18So, it's no for the now.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Hold on a minute, Liz.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Hold your horses.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24At what sum would you buy those now?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- We've got to leave something. 220.- 220.- 220?
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Why don't you go and offer him 220 and we'll take them now?
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Leave it to me.- Hold on, I'll leave this with the Lord!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Go on, help him out.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Yeah, I think you may just need a bit of extra help there, blues.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Sir, how about 220 and we'll take them now?
0:08:46 > 0:08:51- I can't do it. 240 has got to be the bottom line.- 30? Go on!- I can't.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53For a man of the cloth!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56No, if I would, I could, but I can't.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- It's got to be there.- OK. We'll leave them and come back.- I think so.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- We'll be back.- Thank you. - Thanks very much.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04He's not budging, blues.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07But if it's meant to be, it's meant to be.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- I like this as well. - What do you like?- I like the clock.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Is that Art Deco?- Mm-hmm. - Yay!- It's working.- It's working?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Is it a wind-up one as well?- It is.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22It has a pendulum, but I haven't put it on because it has to be level.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- It's dings very prettily. - Oh, wow! Yeah.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30It dings prettily. This is an important fact!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32This is a great saleswoman.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- It's got a nice ding.- It's got a nice ding.- How much is it?
0:09:36 > 0:09:41I've got 125 on it. But absolute best would be 95.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43What do you think about that?
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- I love the shape. I think that it looks great.- I really like it.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51You really like it. Can you come down to maybe about 70?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53No, much too low.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57At the absolute, absolute, for you ladies, would be 85.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59But it may forfeit the monkey bowl.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02We'll have to have a think about him.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- I like the clock. Oh... I like the clock.- Let's go for the clock.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- There may be more monkeys and unusual things.- Shake on it, girls?
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- Yes, definitely. Thank you. - I really hope you do well.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Lovely. Thank you.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Great, girls! First item in the bag. But in the meantime,
0:10:18 > 0:10:22the blues just can't drag themselves away from those coffin stands.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's a slight problem now.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Cos we've given ourselves a bit of jeopardy that we're going to
0:10:28 > 0:10:31go round thinking we've got to keep 240 quid back for those.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- I know.- That's true actually. If we buy them now... - Then at least we know it's done.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- Otherwise, we're going to walk round here...- And go how much, how much. Let's just go and buy them.- OK.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- You go. See if you can get 235, 230.- Smile.- OK.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Anything. Do better than... All right?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Go on, off you go.- That's not hard.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Good luck, Liz. I think you'll need it.
0:10:52 > 0:10:58- We'd like to buy them, but... - I can't.- Please?- I can't.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I honestly can't because they're...
0:11:00 > 0:11:04I'm more than happy to take them home.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08And have either two small glass table tops made for them
0:11:08 > 0:11:11or a big one and I will get very good money on that.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- Just five pounds. - I can't.- You can't do it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Oh, what are we going to do?
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- We're going to have to do 240. Yeah?- Go on, then.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- Yeah. We'll do it for 240. - Lovely.- Thank you.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Hey! You certainly coughed up on that one, blues.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Only ten minutes in and you've spent £240.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Now, have those red girls found anything strange yet?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Do you have anything really unusual? - We've got a chastity belt.- Oh!
0:11:43 > 0:11:48- A chastity belt?- Yes. A unisex chastity belt.- Oh! Even better!
0:11:48 > 0:11:53I think we've got to see... Are you girls interested in a chastity belt?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Yes, we'll have a look at it. - We're going to have a look at it.
0:11:56 > 0:12:02We're into things that are just unusual, so that ticks both boxes.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Here you are, girls, a chastity belt...
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- With the lock! - With a lock, uh-huh.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- It's really heavy! - I think it's unisex.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- How much is it?- 35.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14I think... Keep it in mind, girls.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18It's fab, but I would have to push you on 35, if I'm honest.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Purely because I just don't know, other than the obvious,
0:12:21 > 0:12:22who would buy it.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Is it a thinker and come back? - Maybe, yeah.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27It's good fun,
0:12:27 > 0:12:30probably not good fun for the person that wears it, right enough.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31THEY LAUGH
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- They managed to get out, that's the main thing.- They managed to get out.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Absolutely girls! So, with only £60 left,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40two items to find plus something for a bonus buy,
0:12:40 > 0:12:43those big-spending Blues need to think cheap.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I tell you what, I like those boxes up there.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Have you seen those?- I like those, too. I spotted those.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52But I think, unless I'm wrong, they are just brand-new.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Yeah, but they LOOK older.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56They're wicked, great fun, brand-new.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Yeah, I make all them. - You make these?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Yeah.- They do smell new, though. - Yeah.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03So, if I was going to buy them,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06which is best... this is where we need a bit of inside info here.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- London Candle Co. That's the best one, is it?- Yeah. Bestseller.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- They're a fiver, you said?- No. - I didn't think you did.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- I need to make profit.- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.- I'll do one for eight.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- OK.- Oh, lovely.- Which do you reckon is best for us to sell?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Perhaps that one?
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- That hasn't got a bar on the top. - No, that one hasn't.
0:13:25 > 0:13:30- Anyone with...- The bars, because they make them into wine boxes.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Yeah, wine boxes.- Yeah.- Anything like that.- Do you like those?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Yeah, I do. I think I would use them.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38So... And they're useful.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- And which do you think...? - You could put books in them.- Yeah.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I think this is the best one to go for, he's right, this one.
0:13:43 > 0:13:49This is what's ridiculous about this game. We've got a brand-new, boxwood box,
0:13:49 > 0:13:53that never existed for any London Candle Company in 1749,
0:13:53 > 0:13:56because it didn't exist, but it's a very decorative thing,
0:13:56 > 0:13:58which would sit in the kitchen,
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- would look great with a bottle of wine on each side.- Yeah.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- You're selling it to me, Phil. - I like that.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Do you like that?- Do you like that? - I do.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08The point is, the worst that can happen is it'll make a fiver,
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- the best, it'll make 10 or 12 quid. - It's not much of a loss, is it?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Let's do it.- I think we might...If you'll pardon the pun.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17After we buried ourselves with those things over there,
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I think we could be on damage limitation here.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Oh dear, Phil!- Let's do it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Are you sure you can't get it down a little more.- Just give me £7.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Good man!- OK, we're off!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Gosh, you are fast workers, Blues!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Two down and only 15 minutes in.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Meanwhile, I think the girls have got stuck in the mud.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39They just haven't moved!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I'm quite fond of the radio, it caught my eye,
0:14:41 > 0:14:44because of the leopard, I think that's quite unusual.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Very your style, actually.- Yeah!
0:14:46 > 0:14:52- Any sort of details on dates? - It's a 1959 GEC,
0:14:52 > 0:14:54It's one of the very first VHF radios
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- and you can use it everyday, because it's good quality sound... - It still works then?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Oh, absolutely, if you press the left-hand button, it'll make a noise.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Oh! It does.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07It does need a bit of tuning in.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08THEY LAUGH
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Can it be bought for £20?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12It couldn't be bought for £20, no.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15It could be bought for £32.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18And that is why I will never be a rich man.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20It's for discounts like that.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- 25?- If you wave £30 at me, you could buy it.
0:15:24 > 0:15:29Wee bit of rust along here on the handle.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- I mean, I love it to bits. - It's Brillo pad character.
0:15:32 > 0:15:37Brillo pad character? Well, I think it's got bags of style.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40That period is a period that people are interested in.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Very much so.- Very fashionable at the moment.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Rather than, perhaps, the Victorian equivalent.- That would go in any home,
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- whether modern or traditional. - It's a classic.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- It's a style thing.- It's a classic.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53I think my mind would be made up.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Yeah, I'll go with that. - Did you say you'd do it for 30?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I did say 30, yes.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- That's fine.- Thank you.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Brilliant.- I agree. Yes.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Girls, you've made your second buy. What a team!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Well, you girls are certainly in tune with one another!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Two down!
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Oh, wow!- How much are those?
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Really cool.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21I thought ministers were supposed to have a modicum of sense about them.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- It's macabre. I deal with death. - No, no...
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- ... no, no...- What's wrong with that?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30What is right with that? That's a definite no, no, no.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Unless that gentleman is paying us to take it away, that's a no.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36That'll be a no, then, Blues.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Liz, can you see anybody in front of this?
0:16:39 > 0:16:44- I could preach at this you know. - Luckily, Phil couldn't.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Now, I see the girls have found a new friend...
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Oh, that's awesome.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Oh look, does it work?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Hello, Kerry.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Kiss me, you fool!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01That is ace!
0:17:01 > 0:17:05He looks quite old as well, I don't want to break him.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Oh dear, that's fantastic. - Hide his modesty!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- I don't know who'd buy him, I like him.- Wow!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'm just concerned at how fragile he is,
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- that's probably the first thing that comes to mind.- Yeah.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- Do you know any dates on him? - '40s, '50s, I would say.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- How much are you wanting? - I've got £75 on him.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Oh, no, no that's not 75, is it?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- You'll not find another one. - I know, I know, yeah.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35- It's very individual.- I think Anita is finally lost for words.
0:17:35 > 0:17:40- While the Blues, have gone off piste.- That is cool.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43People would put that on their wall. See what I mean?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46But we are on a limited budget here. I'm not even going to ask...
0:17:46 > 0:17:49there is no price, I'm not even going to ask you the price,
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- but we've only got 23 quid.- Only.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Lordy, Lordy Lord. - How much are they?
0:17:54 > 0:17:5623 quid.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59How much are they?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- I'll do them for 23 quid. - How much did you want?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- How much were they originally? - 48 quid.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Do you want them?- It's quirky. - Yeah, it's cool.- They're £23.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- Do you like 23 quid?- That would leave you with how much?- 30 quid.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Excellent. OK, let's do it. - Is that you want?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Cheers. Thank you very much. - You're a gentleman. Thank you.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22Lordy! That was like the grand slalom of Bargain Hunting!
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Three items bought, £270 spent
0:18:25 > 0:18:27and only 18 minutes on the clock.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Wow!- We did well there, didn't we? - We did really well.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- Quick though.- Quick.- Straight up. - World record. Yes.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40I mean those skis at £23, they can't possibly go wrong, can they?
0:18:40 > 0:18:44So while the Blues squelch off to hang up their wellingtons...
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Get out of it!
0:18:46 > 0:18:50... the Reds are still pondering over their new-found friend.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Buy me, girls. Buy me, girls.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Take me home with you...
0:18:55 > 0:18:58If he was a tenner, I'd say...
0:18:58 > 0:19:02The girls have said if he was a tenner, they would buy him.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- I bet you they would!- Yeah, this is it, pushing our luck a bit.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- He's quite fragile...- Ask him if he'll take 25.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Go over to him. Go over to him. - I can't smile!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- Take that with you. - I'll make HIM ask him.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17He can't say no to a little man!
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- Excuse me.- Yeah, it's all right.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- He wants to ask you something. - Go on, then.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Could you... He wasn't going to whisper!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29He's not shy!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32THEY LAUGH
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Would you sell me for £25, please? - I couldn't, seriously I couldn't.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Aw!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42He's really upset now!
0:19:42 > 0:19:47# Lonely, I am so lonely... #
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Meany! # Lonely... #
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- £40, that's absolute. - I don't know...
0:19:55 > 0:19:57He's like those dodgy ex-boyfriends,
0:19:57 > 0:20:00he's a bit of a liability, nice to look at,
0:20:00 > 0:20:02but a possible liability when it comes to auction.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05See if you could bring it down another wee bit.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Well, £35.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12The market loves unusual items and he's quite unusual.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Well, we did say ugly, didn't we?
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- I didn't hear you say that! - We did say ugly!
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Come on, we had a giggle, somebody will probably feel the same.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26OK girls. Are you going to buy?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I think we pretty much decided when we came here.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I think it's worth buying, are you coming to the auction, pal?
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- Yes.- Yay! I'm really pleased.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40I don't think you'll get much work as ventriloquists, girls,
0:20:40 > 0:20:43but another very quick round, though at only 20 minutes.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Mwah!- You little charmer!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I feel a little bit left out.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Do you want to kiss me? No!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Now, you teams have shopped so fast
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I don't even get to say my time's up line!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- We've definitely got the items to beat the Blues, haven't we?- Yeah,
0:21:03 > 0:21:07we've gone for the unusual, sort of collectable things,
0:21:07 > 0:21:08I think we're going to win.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Stylish, edgy... Yeah.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17The girls spent £85 on this Art Deco marble mantel clock.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22They forked out £30 for this 1950s transistor radio.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26And they all fell for the charms of their new little friend
0:21:26 > 0:21:28who cost them £35.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Well, this is a jolly tribe, isn't it? All giggles.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Did you enjoy your shopping?- Yes. - Yes. It was great.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Quite speedy, these girls. What about you, Anita?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I had a great time, the girls were fabulous.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42You spent how much?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- £150.- Who's got the £150 of left over lolly.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Kerry.- Thank you very much.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52I'll pass that straight over to darling Anita,
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- what are you going to do with that? - I'm going to buy a girly thing.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Oh, cool.- Oh!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Well, good luck with that and good luck, team.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Now, why don't we check out what the Blue team bought, hey?
0:22:03 > 0:22:08The Blues lavished £240 on this pair of brass coffin stands.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Then, got a good discount on the brand spanking new wooden box,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14only seven pounds paid.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Finally, they didn't waste any time buying this pair of vintage skis,
0:22:18 > 0:22:20oh no, which cost them £23.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Shush!
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Well, well, well, that was fun, wasn't it?- Very much.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Yeah, what a dad/kid combo!
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Yes!- Now, yes, Liz, tell us what's your favourite piece, darling?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- I like the skis. - That's your favourite?- Yes.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Are they going to bring the biggest profit?- Of course.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Of course. - Dave, which is your favourite piece?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I think the funeral trestles are really good. Very good.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- Good for trade, though. - I want them.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48£270 spent. Who's got the £30 of leftover lolly?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- That's me.- That's me. - What did you expect?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53I know, the girls have got the £30.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Well, over it goes to the master.
0:22:55 > 0:23:00The master who can take £30 away and make it into £60 just like that.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Thank you so much.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05These guys spent 18 minutes buying three items
0:23:05 > 0:23:08so I'm going to have to go, because I've got six minutes to buy one. I'll see you.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Good luck Phil, meanwhile, were heading off to Birmingham,
0:23:11 > 0:23:14hopefully to pick up an impression or two.
0:23:16 > 0:23:22The Barber Institute of Fine Arts is a gem of a gallery,
0:23:22 > 0:23:25set within the grounds of Birmingham University.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Inside, this striking Art Deco building
0:23:29 > 0:23:33is a collection formed by the Henry Barber Trust
0:23:33 > 0:23:39of masterpieces, dating from between the 14th and the 20th centuries.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43The sort of quality of works that you might associate, perhaps,
0:23:43 > 0:23:46with the National Gallery or even the Wallace collection,
0:23:46 > 0:23:51but they're here, in Birmingham and I can't wait to have a look at them.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Lady Barber, founder of the Barber Institute in 1932,
0:24:07 > 0:24:10declared that the objects in the collection
0:24:10 > 0:24:14should only be of exceptional and outstanding merit.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16And here, in the Blue Gallery,
0:24:16 > 0:24:21we've got a fair crop of those relating to the Impressionists,
0:24:21 > 0:24:24including works by Manet, Monet,
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Pissarro and Degas.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32The Impressionist movement originated in France,
0:24:32 > 0:24:34between the 1860s and the 1880s
0:24:34 > 0:24:37as a reaction against traditional art
0:24:37 > 0:24:39and its strict rules.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45The artists favoured quick, broken brush strokes,
0:24:45 > 0:24:48capturing a fleeting moment in time, which gave their paintings
0:24:48 > 0:24:51a spontaneous and unfinished appearance,
0:24:51 > 0:24:54using brilliant colours.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58And some of these techniques, you can see demonstrated
0:24:58 > 0:25:05in Manet's enormous portrait of his friend, Carolus-Duran.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09A very quick and frenzied way in which that background
0:25:09 > 0:25:13has been painted in with a broad brush stroke,
0:25:13 > 0:25:17creating the impression of an extensive park.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21This is typical of Manet's early work
0:25:21 > 0:25:25because the outline of the figure is enclosed by dark lines.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35The Impressionists ignited a revolution
0:25:35 > 0:25:39with their use of vibrant colour and movement.
0:25:39 > 0:25:44Here in the painting created by Monet in 1882
0:25:44 > 0:25:49we see one of his techniques in practice.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52In increasing liked to paint outdoors, en plein air,
0:25:52 > 0:25:59and in this scene entitled the Church at Varengeville in Normandy,
0:25:59 > 0:26:03we see a moment captured at sunset.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Monet would set up, up to eight canvasses at the same time
0:26:08 > 0:26:11that he would be working on simultaneously,
0:26:11 > 0:26:15capturing the atmospheric moments.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19Here we can see the isolated Church of Varengeville on a ridge
0:26:19 > 0:26:23and all these bright orange flecks, either side of it,
0:26:23 > 0:26:26are the sun going down.
0:26:26 > 0:26:31No doubt, the next version would have a slightly different effect,
0:26:31 > 0:26:34a different impression of that sunset.
0:26:38 > 0:26:43This painting is unmistakably by Paul Gauguin.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47It's entitled the Bathers at Tahiti
0:26:47 > 0:26:52and was painted in his second visit to the island in 1897.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56These girls have been surprised by something.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00They were taking a nice little bath when somebody came along.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Quite how Paul Gauguin achieved this when he had to have
0:27:03 > 0:27:07an easel on which he is painting this painting, I don't know.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11One of the interesting things to note is this very,
0:27:11 > 0:27:17very coarse canvas which is typical of so many of his decision pictures.
0:27:17 > 0:27:23Probably it's just sack cloth from sugar sacks, nailed onto
0:27:23 > 0:27:28a stretcher and then roughly daubed with these vibrant colours.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31It's rather lovely though, don't you think?
0:27:31 > 0:27:34The big question today for our teams over at the auction, what sort of
0:27:34 > 0:27:38an impression are they about to make and will they coin in any cash?
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Well, we've popped from Derbyshire to Staffordshire
0:27:54 > 0:27:58and we've come to Richard Winterton auctioneers
0:27:58 > 0:28:01at Lichfield auction centre to be with the boss,
0:28:01 > 0:28:05to be with the Richard Winterton himself.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07- I'm delighted to have you.- Well, we're very happy to be here,
0:28:07 > 0:28:10- I tell you because this is just a fab place.- Good.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14Now the Red team, Kerry and Jan, they got thoroughly overexcited
0:28:14 > 0:28:18and their first item is this geometric Art Deco mantel clock.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20- That's pretty handsome, Richard, isn't it?- Yeah, it looks good.
0:28:20 > 0:28:24Part of garniture set, would have had a pair of urns at the side of it.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27- A couple of urns, probably with birds on them.- I'd have thought so.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30- I don't think that it matters that it hasn't got its urns.- Not at all.
0:28:30 > 0:28:34- This is the important bit, this is the gutsy thing.- It's good.
0:28:34 > 0:28:39- Is that £150 worth?- No, I don't think so.- Oh, not that great then!
0:28:39 > 0:28:43- How much?- I think we're going to be 70, 80-ish, somewhere around there.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45They paid 85.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48I'm not going anywhere, frankly, with the transistor radio.
0:28:48 > 0:28:53There's one thing I'm not so partial to, is that fake cheetah skin stuff.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- They like it.- Do they?- They do. 1950s.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58- I suppose it is, isn't it? - They like it.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02It has something of the plastic lavatory seat about it for me.
0:29:02 > 0:29:07I'm obviously not with it, old fruit. I'm with Art Deco, and not with this stuff.
0:29:07 > 0:29:12- All right, give us your best on the transistor?- I think we'll go 20-30.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Not too strong because they paid 30.
0:29:14 > 0:29:18- Steady, as they used to say in Devon.- 20-30 is a good price.
0:29:18 > 0:29:22OK, let me manipulate you with this ventriloquist's doll.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25- Is that something that appeals? - Not particularly.- Oh.
0:29:25 > 0:29:30I don't know, watch my lips.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33I might be doing that later myself.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35How much?
0:29:35 > 0:29:39I think the same again, 20-30 and I think that's on the top side of it.
0:29:39 > 0:29:43£35 was paid. That's £35.
0:29:43 > 0:29:48Watch out. I think this team could well need their bonus buy quite seriously.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Let's go and have a look at it.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52- Now, girls, this is exciting, isn't it?- It is.
0:29:52 > 0:29:57What has Anita Manning spent your £150 of leftover lolly on?
0:29:57 > 0:30:00OK, Anita, show us your wares, baby.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04Oh, wow. It's red, even better.
0:30:04 > 0:30:09- Is that a hair slide?- It's a belt buckle. It's from the 1930s.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13It Art Deco and has these lovely, crazy,
0:30:13 > 0:30:18red plastic elephants who are meeting together.
0:30:18 > 0:30:23- Red, I thought it was absolutely for you, girls.- Fab, yeah.
0:30:23 > 0:30:28- Did you spent all of it on this? - I paid £25 for it.- You're so good!
0:30:28 > 0:30:33You've got £150 and you didn't spend it all. Wow!
0:30:33 > 0:30:35Is that what you would buy for the shop, darling?
0:30:35 > 0:30:37I would actually, yeah.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40It's always easier if the belt is with it but you can make it
0:30:40 > 0:30:42to which ever belt you choose. I love the colour.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45It goes perfectly with your shoes.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47- Goes with the shoes.- Exactly, yeah.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50It goes with the tops, the lips.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52- Anita is one of us girls. - I know.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54It's about the style, the red.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57- I'm going to apply to join the team. - THEY LAUGH
0:30:57 > 0:31:00- You could wear the belt. - You're so good!
0:31:00 > 0:31:03If I was a paid-up member! I think it's great.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06Really, really good. What would you like to see it make?
0:31:06 > 0:31:09I would like to see it making £40.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12I think we're all feeling very warm and wonderful about this.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Let's find out what our male auctioneer thinks about it.
0:31:17 > 0:31:21OK, Ricardo, over to you. I know how you're fond of plastic jewellery.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24- It doesn't do a lot for me, I'm afraid.- It's not your colour, is it?
0:31:24 > 0:31:28- It's not my colour.- No! It's got elephants on, people love elephants.
0:31:28 > 0:31:32It depends what they paid for it, that's the answer for that. It doesn't do a lot for me.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34- OK, fine, what's your estimate? - About 20-ish.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38This is a typical Anita item, this. She paid £25.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41She's that canny, she's probably on the money with it.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45- We'll run with it and see where we go.- Lovely, that's it for the Reds, now for the Blues
0:31:45 > 0:31:46and what a mixture they've got.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48Now listen, there's a pair of these jobs
0:31:48 > 0:31:51which have been sent from heaven to challenge you.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54- Coffin stands, apparently.- OK.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57- Are you with it?- Yeah.- Lovely. Do you like them?
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Looking at them now, we might have undercooked it just a touch.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04- Shove a slab of glass on the top, nice smoky glass.- OK.
0:32:04 > 0:32:08Ram it down to one of those smart places in London which sell
0:32:08 > 0:32:10that kind of stuff, isn't there some money here?
0:32:10 > 0:32:14There some money but how much money is going to be the next question?
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Come up with your best money. What's your best price on that?
0:32:17 > 0:32:20Our official one, that's gone in the catalogue is...
0:32:20 > 0:32:22MUMBLES: 40-60.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26- 40-60?- But I think I've been a bit mean.
0:32:26 > 0:32:30- There must be 100 to 150. It's got to be.- I think we missed one out.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32£240 they paid for this.
0:32:32 > 0:32:37If you struggle to 120, they are already £120 down the proverbial.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39It's 240 when you've had all the work done to get
0:32:39 > 0:32:42it into your coffee table to take to London.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44I think you are probably right, Richard.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47The next item is not going to do much, one way or the other to help them.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50This old bit of box that's knocked up here
0:32:50 > 0:32:53with a fake stencil on the front. How much is that worth?
0:32:53 > 0:32:5515, £20, something like that. They like this sort of thing.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58I know it's not very old, I know it's been knocked up,
0:32:58 > 0:33:01I know it's got the lettering but to the general public
0:33:01 > 0:33:05- it a seller and I can see it making 20 plus.- That's marvellous.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08They only paid £7. If they make £21, they've tripled their money.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10That's all day, all long.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13Anyway, I feel a bit of a downhill whoosh coming on.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17- What about these old-fashioned skis. - We see a lot of them, we really do.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20- What do you do with them? - They are quite rustic, aren't they?
0:33:20 > 0:33:23- Do have many ski bars down town? - I can't say we do.- To decorate?
0:33:23 > 0:33:25I would find it difficult to where you'd place those.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29- It's not in the games room exactly, is it?- No. 20 to 30.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33- Is that where you're at?- Yeah. - £23 paid. That's not too bad.
0:33:33 > 0:33:37Basically they've got two average performers
0:33:37 > 0:33:38- and one disaster here.- Yeah.
0:33:38 > 0:33:43On that basis they are definitely going to need their bonus buy, so let's have a look at it.
0:33:43 > 0:33:49- Now, David, Elizabeth, you spent 270 which was magnificent, I have to say.- Indeed.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53You gave the boy 30 smackers to go off with.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Philip Serrell, what did you spend your £30 on?
0:33:55 > 0:33:59- I wanted to spend the whole lot. - A chimney.- Right, good.
0:33:59 > 0:34:00That was all my 30 quid.
0:34:00 > 0:34:05I thought, in all seriousness, that's going to make a great planter in the garden, isn't it?
0:34:05 > 0:34:06I like that a lot.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08It's good, it's got age.
0:34:08 > 0:34:12I thought any two people that liked a pair of coffin stands
0:34:12 > 0:34:14would definitely go for a chimney.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18This is quality. How much do you think?
0:34:18 > 0:34:22I hope it'll make between 30 and £50. That's my hope, but who knows.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25- You can also use them as fish smokers.- Really?
0:34:25 > 0:34:27By putting some bits of wood at the bottom, a cover on the top,
0:34:27 > 0:34:30hanging your fish, wood chips in the bottom, smoking fish.
0:34:30 > 0:34:35What happens in Worcestershire is nobody's business, is it, really?
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Thank you for sharing that with us, Philip. Great.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41- Anyway, we're happy with that, yes?- Oh, yes. - You don't pick now, you pick later.
0:34:41 > 0:34:47For the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Phil's fish smoker.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51- Well, there you have it. - Not a lot to say, it's a chimney pot.
0:34:51 > 0:34:55- They put flowers in it, don't they? - Or they put them on their houses again.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58There's a lot of retro salvage, isn't there?
0:34:58 > 0:35:00- It's going to make £30.- Is it?
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Yeah, so if you hasn't paid a lot that might give a profit.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06He paid £30. Anything over 30 he'll be jumping up and down
0:35:06 > 0:35:09and by Gimcrack this team need it, I tell you,
0:35:09 > 0:35:11every single penny you can get them.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14- No challenge then, Richard.- Oh. - Good luck.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16- Thank you.- You'll need it.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27- Now, Jan, how are you feeling, darling?- Terrified.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29- What about you, Kerry? - A little bit nervous,
0:35:29 > 0:35:32I'm not quite sure what's going off at the moment.
0:35:32 > 0:35:36- All right, grip hard. - We're hanging on to each other.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39The first item is the Art Deco mantel clock and here it comes.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43270, the French Art Deco style bracket clock,
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- I do have two bids on the book. - Oh!- With 50.
0:35:46 > 0:35:495, 60, 5, 70,
0:35:49 > 0:35:525, 80, 90, 100.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55A bid at 100. 100 in the room.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58100, in the room at 100. You're all finished, then?
0:35:58 > 0:36:01Sold at 100.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05- Yes! That's marvellous. £100. - Well done, well done.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08Plus £15, what can be nicer than that?
0:36:08 > 0:36:12The portable radio there. Circa roundabout 1959.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15We do again have commissions on the book with £10.
0:36:15 > 0:36:1712, 15, 18...
0:36:17 > 0:36:1918, £20.
0:36:19 > 0:36:2322, 25, 28, £30.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26£30 with me on the book, at £30. £30...
0:36:27 > 0:36:31OK, well done. Wiped its face, no loss. That's fine, £30.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Lot 272, the ventriloquist's doll. Where are we going to be?
0:36:34 > 0:36:38Nothing on my book at all. Start at £5. £5 to go.
0:36:38 > 0:36:43£5 front row, £6, 7, 8, 10, 12, 15.
0:36:43 > 0:36:48- 15, 15 on the front row. 15. - Oh, it's so much fun.- All done?
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Sold at 15.
0:36:50 > 0:36:51No!
0:36:51 > 0:36:57£15 is minus 20 which I'm afraid eats up your £15 profit.
0:36:57 > 0:37:03You are now minus £5. That is not right. Oh, girls.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05We're going to be relying on Anita now.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08What are we going to do now, are you going with the red belt?
0:37:08 > 0:37:10- We are going to have to do. - Yeah, I think so.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14- You think it's a belter, don't you? - We have every faith in Anita's taste.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17- All right.- No Pressure.- No pressure!
0:37:17 > 0:37:22276 now, the red elephant belt buckle, circa 1930s.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24- There is interest on the book.- Ah!
0:37:24 > 0:37:272, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 15, 18, £20.
0:37:27 > 0:37:3022, 25, £30..
0:37:30 > 0:37:33£30 on the front at £30. Everyone else out?
0:37:33 > 0:37:36All done? Sold at 30.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39- Yes.- £30.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42£30 which is plus £5 which means at the end of the programme
0:37:42 > 0:37:44you're nowhere!
0:37:44 > 0:37:46THEY LAUGH
0:37:46 > 0:37:48You have not made any profit, or any loss.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50That's brilliant.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54Well, I tell you, not to make losses on Bargain Hunt
0:37:54 > 0:37:57- is an achievement and you've just achieved it.- I'm so proud.
0:37:57 > 0:38:02As we all know, having a score of zero, could be a winning score.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04- It could be.- It could be a winning score.- Let's hope it is.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08- It could be a winning score. So don't say a word to the Blues.- No.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22- So, you two. Coffin stands. - Definitely.
0:38:22 > 0:38:28Listen, the investment in these coffin stands is major, right. £240.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31- It could be our funeral, though.- Well it could be.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34I mean, that is such a big number, early in the process
0:38:34 > 0:38:36because it's the first lot that you offer now.
0:38:36 > 0:38:40I have to say, the auctioneer has estimated £40-£60
0:38:40 > 0:38:45on your £240 purchase, which is a dirty shame, really.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47On the other hand, he's not buying them.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51- He has got them on the internet. - That's true.- You never know.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54OK, first up, your coffin stools and here they come.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58292, the folding stands there. Lot 292.
0:38:58 > 0:39:03Telephone is up, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 bids.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06- Hey?- In at 170. 170.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10180, 190, 200, 210, 220, 230.
0:39:11 > 0:39:15- 230 with me, telephone. - One more.- 240.
0:39:15 > 0:39:20240, telephone. 240, now. At 240. 250?
0:39:20 > 0:39:23- Oh, come on. One more. - Sold then at 240.
0:39:23 > 0:39:28I don't believe it. Wiped its face. 240. Not bad.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30Not bad at all.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33It's comforting there are other idiots around.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35293, portable box.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38Nothing on my book. What are we bid, £10, £5? 5 to go.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42It doesn't matter where we start, 5, 6, 7, 8,
0:39:42 > 0:39:449, 10, 12, 14, 16.
0:39:44 > 0:39:49£16, I'm bid at 16. 16, 18, it's got to go.
0:39:49 > 0:39:53£20. 22, 25.
0:39:53 > 0:39:58Right there at 25, 25, 25. Sold then at 25.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02- £25, I think is plus £18. That's very good.- Lovely.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Now the skis and poles.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06The skis and the polls.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09Nothing on my book again. £5. Anyone, £5?
0:40:09 > 0:40:14£5, £5. 5, 5 bid. 8, 10,
0:40:14 > 0:40:1712, 15.
0:40:17 > 0:40:2118, £20, 5, internet coming now. £30 in the room. £30. £30.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24- Yes!- £30...
0:40:24 > 0:40:26That's a profit.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28£30. 35, £40. Come on, £40.
0:40:29 > 0:40:33- Come on.- Internet, you're out again, you're sitting on the ski slopes.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Come on, £40. In the room, sold at 40.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40- Yes.- Well done, £40 is plus 17.
0:40:40 > 0:40:4428 is plus £35. You're £35 up.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47- What are we doing?- Oh, no!
0:40:48 > 0:40:52Just be cool about this, OK. You have £35 of profit.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56- What do we want to do? - Let's do it. He's been good.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59He's been all right so far. Let's do it.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03- We trusted him for those funeral stands.- Trust in the Lord.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05- Let's go for it.- Definitely.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08The good old chimney pot there, £10 I'm bid.
0:41:08 > 0:41:12£10, 15, 18, £20, 22, 25.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15- 25 with me.- Come on.- 25 I'm bid.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18- Here at 25. All done.- Uh-oh.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20Sold then at 25.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23- £25 is minus £5.- He tried.
0:41:23 > 0:41:27Slightly tarnished the record there, Philip, but not to worry.
0:41:27 > 0:41:31You are nevertheless plus £30. Plus £30 could be a winning score today.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34Don't say a word to the Reds and all will be revealed in a moment.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Thank you very much.
0:41:45 > 0:41:50How lovely is this? To have a programme with absolutely no losses.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54This is such a joy and such charming teams.
0:41:55 > 0:41:59Sadly, one of them, though, has to be running up
0:41:59 > 0:42:03and the runners up today, by quite a margin, are the Reds.
0:42:03 > 0:42:04ALL: Oh!
0:42:04 > 0:42:06I'm sorry about this, girls.
0:42:06 > 0:42:12The girls lose today by only losing nothing. In fact, they made nothing
0:42:12 > 0:42:15and they lost nothing. Did you have a nice time, though?
0:42:15 > 0:42:17- We had a great time. - A brilliant time.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20I mean, on another day, doing nothing,
0:42:20 > 0:42:24that is making no profit or no loss would be a winning score!
0:42:24 > 0:42:28Today, it's not good enough because this team are going home with 30 smackers.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30- Yes!- Yay!
0:42:30 > 0:42:32How about that? £30, straight up.
0:42:32 > 0:42:37We have got one wiped face, two profits and, like Solomon
0:42:37 > 0:42:42doing his judgements, I decided that good enough for some
0:42:42 > 0:42:47- Golden Gavels.- Oh!- Nearly as good as a profit on each item.
0:42:47 > 0:42:51Anyway, darling, there you go, one of those is for you to wear with pride.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54- There you go, reverend, one for you to take to the pulpit.- Tomorrow.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57And one for you, Philip, to take to the other place.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59THEY LAUGH
0:42:59 > 0:43:02No, to add to your collection. We've had a brilliant day.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05You're going home with cash, and going home with pins
0:43:05 > 0:43:09and the girls are going home covered with honour, which is a lovely.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12Join us soon for some more bargain-hunting. Yes?
0:43:12 > 0:43:15ALL: Yes!
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