0:00:03 > 0:00:05Here at a park they call Deene
0:00:05 > 0:00:09We've treasures from treen to shagreen
0:00:09 > 0:00:13We've teams who In tops red and blue
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Are baited and coiled and keen.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Ha! Let's go bargain hunting! Yeah.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50So, on the show today, we've got a pair of professional murderers -
0:00:50 > 0:00:52well, of the theatrical kind -
0:00:52 > 0:00:56and a pair who could teach them a thing or two.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00So, let's have a quick squint at what's coming up.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05'It's back to school for two teachers
0:01:05 > 0:01:07'who you'd think had never left the classroom.'
0:01:07 > 0:01:09At £65, it might be an idea to...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Put it down.- Put it down!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- That was very teacherly! - It was, wasn't it?
0:01:14 > 0:01:19'And on the Blues, our Thomas is taught a thing or two.'
0:01:19 > 0:01:23You'd better behave yourself, young man. I'll stand you in the corner!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25I think I'd quite like that.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27'Yeah, you would. So, let's meet our teams.'
0:01:28 > 0:01:33So, for our teams today, for the Reds, we have Leon and Sarah,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36and for the Blues, we have Matt and Jacks. Hello, everyone.
0:01:36 > 0:01:42It's lovely to see you. Leon, Bargain Hunt and playground duty brought you two together?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Yes. We bonded over Bargain Hunt in the playground.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48We both do a morning playground duty.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51That's when we started talking about Bargain Hunt.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- The rest is history - and here we are!- I know!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- You're headteacher? - Deputy headteacher.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01And Sarah is the attendance officer for our school.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- We pretty much rule the roost. - What are your subjects?- Everything.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08We're a primary school, but I specialise in PE.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Although you wouldn't be able to tell any more!
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- But you like the kiddiwinks?- Yes. - That's what it's all about.- It is.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19They're hopefully going to watch this and go, "Yay!"
0:02:19 > 0:02:22"There's our deputy head!"
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Sarah, you work in the same school. - We do.- What does an attendance teacher do?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Well, I am part of the senior leaders.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33My role is to make sure that everyone's attending as they should.
0:02:33 > 0:02:39If people don't come, school expects people to ring in to say why their child's not there.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42If they don't, then school rings them.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- If we have trouble getting through, I'll knock on the door.- Will you?
0:02:46 > 0:02:51- And say, "Little Johnny's not at school today. Can I take him in for you?"- Quite!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- If necessary.- It's an essential job that you do and rather interesting.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- How do you think you'll get on on Bargain Hunt?- Really well.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Really well. Definitely.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- We've got over 500 children pulling for us.- Yes.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10They're going to be rooting for you, and woe betide you if you don't perform well!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14- We have to get the maths right. - Well, you can check ME out!
0:03:14 > 0:03:19Matt, it says here that you and Jackie spend your spare time bumping each other off.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Yes. We met on murder mystery weekends and we play all types of characters,
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- including an antique-dealing couple. - Yes.- Oh, are you?
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- What are you called? Not Tim, I hope.- Tony. Tony Marks.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Tony Marks! And what are you called? - Cleo Marks.- Cleo Marks?- Yes.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Give us the lowdown on your average murder mystery weekend.
0:03:40 > 0:03:46These innocents arrive, expecting to have a gruesome time and you dole it out for them?
0:03:46 > 0:03:51We do. They're unsuspecting. Suddenly there's a murder and we might be responsible for it.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56They question us all weekend to find out if we're the person who's done it.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- It sounds immense fun.- It is great.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Jackie, you're clearly mad keen on this stuff, too.- Oh, yes.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06It's murder what we do most weekends! It certainly is, yes.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10We do tend to try and kill each other.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14I'm either a murderer or being murdered or just acting suspiciously.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- What do you do for blood? - Oh, yes. Plenty of that.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22- Is it ketchup?- No. It's proper stage blood.- Is it?- Yes.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27- You can play lots of characters, can't you?- I've got 25 characters that I play.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- And all the costumes to go with 25? - I have to buy them myself!
0:04:31 > 0:04:36- So it's a question of finding things.- Is this your collecting field, period costume?
0:04:36 > 0:04:42- I do tend to gravitate towards that sort of thing, but I have other things that I like.- Like what?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I've got some Royal Doulton figurines
0:04:45 > 0:04:48and I've also got a bit of Carlton Ware that I like.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- You're sounding pretty expert!- No! - You should do well today. I hope so.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Now, the money moment. £300 apiece. You know the rules.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Your experts await, and off you go, and thank you very much.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Ooh, I hope nobody gets murdered on this show!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05'Now, let's meet our experts.
0:05:05 > 0:05:10'She'll bowl over the Reds with her charm and enthusiasm.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15'And nothing will escape his eye for the Blues.'
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- What is our plan?- Well, no tat.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- Great.- I'd like something pretty.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Find me some bling. - Find you some bling?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Is she always like this? - She's very demanding.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33We're teachers, so we'd like something for the kids.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36So "pretty toys" wraps it all up nicely.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39This is going to be fun. In we go.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43We do only have this hour.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47'Minutes in, and our Red Team teachers Leon and Sarah
0:05:47 > 0:05:51'have found something that seems to belong in their playground.'
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- What is that?- Are you serious? - It's a toy.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57The all-important thing is price.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- He's fallen in love.- £65! - Is it Japanese?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Leon, put it down. - 'Yes, you've been told, Leon.'
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- That was very teacherly. - It was, wasn't it?- "Don't do that."
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I'm sorry.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15'Watch out, Leon, you'll be in detention soon.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20'Seems like the Blues have spotted something with far-eastern promise.'
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- This is a nice chinoiserie mirror. Do you know what chinoiserie is?- No.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Chinoiserie is a style. Why "chin"?- Chinese?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Absolutely. It's in the Chinese style.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34That's what that is, a Chinese-style mirror.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- I like that.- I don't think you're getting much love out of it.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- No.- No. All right. Move on.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42'Never mind, Blues. Bags of time.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44'Kate's found something cute, though.'
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Oh, look! He's called Isaiah.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Because one "eye's 'igher" than the other! I'm so sorry!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- What about these?- Chopping knives. - Mezzalune.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58'Something for you kitchen-lovers.'
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- It's got some nice, turned-mahogany handles.- It's nicely polished.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05It's got £28 on it. What would you say you'd sell that for?
0:07:05 > 0:07:09It would be around the £20 to £30 mark. You're in the middle.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13It's got some lovely patina on here. Lots of people have held it.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Age-wise, I would think post-1900. Maybe pre-war.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- It's quite a nice thing. - It's been used.- Yeah.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21We like that, it's got age.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23'Mind your fingers, Kate.'
0:07:23 > 0:07:27If you could get that for £10 or £15, it might be worth it.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- It's one to consider. Let's have a look around.- Yeah.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34But if you really like it, you've fallen in love with it...
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- It does feel nice. - It's very tactile.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38It could still be used.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42It fulfils your kitchenalia and functional criteria.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- It's your money, and it's not a lot of money.- It's not a lot of money.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Shall we find out... - What the best price would be?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Call the poor man over.- Hello!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56What would be your best price on that?
0:07:56 > 0:08:01The very best would be 22. Can't quite take it down to 20.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05We like round numbers. You don't have to give us any change.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Go on, then. £20.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Want to go for it for 20? - SARAH:- Yeah, I can do it for 20.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Brilliant. Thank you.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15'You withstood the heat of the kitchen, Reds.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18'Your first buy in just eight minutes.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21'It seems like your murder mystery opponents, Matt and Jackie,
0:08:21 > 0:08:24'have found a mysterious box.'
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- I like that. - You like that? "Ooh, I like that."
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Is this a little secret...?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- No, it's inside.- Oh, ye...
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I've got you. What happens then?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Your money comes out. - Oh, it's a little money box!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41'The penny's dropped.'
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- So where's this from, Sorrento? - I don't know.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Have you been to Sorrento?- No.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49They do these magic boxes where you open one bit
0:08:49 > 0:08:53and you've got to move something for another part to open.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Quite similar to this.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58You open the doors, this has got to be over,
0:08:58 > 0:09:01raising up the inner courtyard and out comes your coin.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06I think it could be continental, but this is lovely.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09It's in boxwood, a little bit of mahogany, it looks like.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Date-wise, I would have thought it's got to be Edwardian.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- 1900, 1920.- Older than I thought.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- What do you think?- I thought it was more modern than that.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- What, '50s?- Yeah, I would have said. - Really?- Yeah.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- What's your very best on this?- 65.
0:09:26 > 0:09:2865. 60?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30No, 65.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- MATT:- If it was at 60, I'd be a yes. - Absolutely.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- SELLER:- Can we go 62.50?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Oh! For the love...!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- MATT:- If it was 60, I'd be yes.
0:09:41 > 0:09:4262?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- SELLER:- All right, you can knock the 50p off!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Just because my maths is appalling.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- 62? We're going with it? Happy? - Go, go, go!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Thank you very much. Well done!
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Under ten minutes. Is this going to be over in half an hour?- No.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Jackie's going to be indecisive about her bling.- Off we go, then.
0:10:02 > 0:10:08'Charming, Matt(!) Whilst Jackie hunts for her bling, the Reds are talking strategy.'
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- What was the other criteria? - Maybe something for the kids.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Yes, toys and something pretty. - And something pretty.- For me.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18'Who's a pretty boy, then?'
0:10:18 > 0:10:20OK, let's go.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Now, if you were doing a murder mystery with poison...
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Exactly.- Exactly.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- ..would you use any original things? Antiques?- Yes.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39- Where do you get your props from? - We go round...- Antique fairs!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Do you?- Yeah.- What do you buy and how do you barter?
0:10:42 > 0:10:46I've got a 1920s dance cane which I use when I play Hercule Biro.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- BELGIAN ACCENT:- Ze inspecteur has it with him at all times.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Hercule Biro?- Yeah, it's a pen name.
0:10:53 > 0:10:59- BELGIAN ACCENT: - 'Hercule, you had better start solving ze case of your second buy!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02'It seems the Reds are already on the case.'
0:11:02 > 0:11:06I like things in cases. Ah! Lalique! That's very nice.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- But it's also very expensive.- £158.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- We've got 300.- We've got 280.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Just cos you've got 300 doesn't mean you have to spend 300!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- I want some at the end.- Yes. - Not just £1.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22'Yes, our Kate's a big spender!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24'What have our murder mystery couple dug up?'
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- What about the canes? - The quartermaster one's quite fun.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32£120.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- I don't like it enough for 120. - Nor do I.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41Fun, though. Jackie, do you have a name, a character you play?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43We've heard about Hercule Biro.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47I play Miss Marbles, so you'd better behave yourself, young man.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- I'll be standing you in the corner. - I think I'd quite like that.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56'Could her teammate Hercule have found his infamous walking stick?'
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- You like canes, don't you? - That one's got a...
0:12:00 > 0:12:03This is an opera glass.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- £600, though.- Put it back down.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09£600. That's more than you've got.
0:12:09 > 0:12:14- Can't we have their...?- No! You can't have their money as well.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- You have a cane? - I have a 1922 dance cane.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- I've got a silver-top as well. - You've got a silver-top one?- Yeah.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Like one of these?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- No, I've got a...- A full cane?
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Do you think Miss Marbles would have one of these?- Yeah.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Thwacking assailants over the head. - Yeah.
0:12:32 > 0:12:37- Claire might have one. - You need to meet Miss Marbles.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- This is good, this one.- Oh, wow! - It's a bow saw.
0:12:40 > 0:12:46Canes are popular. They're collected by different types of people.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48This is a gardening one.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52- So you'd cut down the odd branch? - Yeah, when you're walking around.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- Who's this one by? - That's Holtzapffel and Company.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Holtz...- Holtzapffel.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- 1930s?- '30s onwards, yeah.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05'Holtzapffel and Co was founded by John Jacob Holtzapffel,
0:13:05 > 0:13:09'who arrived in London in 1787 as a German immigrant.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13'He later made good, as his firm of tool and lathe makers
0:13:13 > 0:13:15'went on to become world-renowned.'
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Did they make lots of gardening implements?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22They did two or three different types of walking cane implement
0:13:22 > 0:13:27for trimming branches with a saw or trimming weeds.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- JACKIE: How amazing! - It's handy.- It is handy, isn't it?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- How much is that?- SELLER: 100.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- £100. What do you think? - No, really how much is it?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39SHE LAUGHS
0:13:39 > 0:13:43It's good fun, isn't it? What do you think?
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- I like it, but... - Three figures. A lot of money.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- How much would it be...?- 100.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- 100? There's no...? - There's no movement on that.
0:13:53 > 0:13:58- It's a three-figure gamble. - JACKIE: It IS a three-figure gamble.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03Even if you knocked £1 off, so it wasn't a three-figure gamble?
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- Could we saw a little bit off? 99? - We'll do 99.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11'So, you beat him down a little bit, Matt.'
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- What do you want to do? - I think go for it.- I think so.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- I love this.- At 99, we'll go for it.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Sold. Thank you.- Two items down!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Get in there! Brilliant!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24We're under half an hour, two items in.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Fantastic. Speedy!- Speedy!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Jackie, we need to find something for you.- Bling! Come on!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Girls! Move!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35'Will it be "bling and buy" for Jackie?
0:14:36 > 0:14:42'The Reds haven't bagged their second buy yet, but they could be spicing things up.'
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Oh, it's out of our price range. 210!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- That is nice.- That is really cool.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Georgian spice box. It's got a lock. This is why tea caddies were around.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56It was so expensive, you had to lock away your tea and your spices
0:14:56 > 0:14:59because your servants might steal them.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Have a little cinnamon party!
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Chocolate, especially, was illicit. "Would you like a hot chocolate?"
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- What's the date on it?- 1800.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Which is about right, Regency,
0:15:11 > 0:15:14when you would need to lock up your spices.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18You usually see them in wood, so it's quite unusual to see it in tin.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- How much would you need to get that for?- Maybe if you got it for 150,
0:15:22 > 0:15:26you might have a chance - it will be touch and go.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I'd feel comfortable having a 100 to 150 estimate.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33So you'd probably be top end of my estimate at 150.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38But it's a great thing. On the internet, there are lots of kitchenalia collectors.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40You were drawn to it. Other people will be, too.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45- It's a question of haggling. See what you can do.- Excuse me.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Sorry. What would be your best price on your spice box?- 180.
0:15:49 > 0:15:55180. We were hoping for something under 150, really.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57I could do it 150, but that's it.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02Do you want to think about it? Would you keep it for us for ten minutes?
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- And we'll come back. - Thank you.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09'Whilst the Reds go off to deliberate,
0:16:09 > 0:16:12'could Jackie finally get her way with the Blues?'
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I want that one.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- "I want"?- Yes. I want that one.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19"I want"! What do you like about it?
0:16:19 > 0:16:23It's pretty. It's silver. It's wearable. It's a brooch.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- And what else?- It would go very nice on this jacket.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- We're not buying it for YOU. - 'Look at that face!'
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- There's no age to this at all. - How much is it?- It's £85.
0:16:34 > 0:16:3685. Jackie, that's too much.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- I know.- Pop it back for now.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43No. Don't look like that. We've got 20 minutes. We can always come back.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46It's not going to go anywhere. Come on.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49'You don't want to blow your budget on bling, Blues.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52'The Reds, though, are still wanting to spice things up.'
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- 150, I reckon that's a really good price.- I really like it.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- You do?- Shall we get it? 150.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- That would be two of your items out the way.- Yeah.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06You spent very wisely on the first one, 20 quid.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10We've got a bit to play with. I reckon there's a chance of a profit.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Why not? Go for it. - We'll have that one.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- All right?- Brilliant. - Yes, teachers. Go on! Go get it.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Shall I go and buy it? OK.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- So, 150. - Yes, that'll be fine.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Thank you.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30'You sealed the deal at 23 minutes,
0:17:30 > 0:17:33'but it's back to the bling for our Blues.'
0:17:35 > 0:17:38That is a piece of antique jewellery.
0:17:38 > 0:17:43An onyx pebble, a little seed pearl within a gold mount.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- It's a bit like a pool of water. - I like that.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48You like that? Let me show you one other thing.
0:17:48 > 0:17:54It's commercial, but it's not commercial as...this.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00How much is this? This is 178, an Edwardian 9ct gold pendant.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04British Art Nouveau. The amethyst is a very popular stone.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07With the pretty seed pearls and on a 9ct gold chain.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09It definitely is an antique.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- You've got 178 on this.- Yes.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17- What is your very best?- I said 140. - We haven't got 140.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- 130.- We haven't got 130.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21We've only got 120.
0:18:22 > 0:18:27All right, 120 it is. I can't go any lower than that, definitely.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31- Do you like it?- I like it. - I think it's so pretty.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35So much more commercial. It's a lot of money, though.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- I think we need to have a gambler. - Do you?- Yeah.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42But if you get two people after it, you've got the internet.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Is it going to make a profit?
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- It's what you wanted. - It's bling. It's antique.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51We'd wear those on the murder mysteries.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53'Yes, just right for Miss Marbles!'
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- What do you want to do? - 120. Go. Yes.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Love it!- OK. Yeah.- Thank you.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05- That's your third and final item. - We've done it.- Yes, we've done it.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07'Yes, no question whodunnit!'
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- It's murder doing all this shopping! - It certainly is!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Didn't kill you!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Almost dead on my feet!- Come on.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21'Enough of the murder gags, you two. You've got plenty of time to kill...
0:19:21 > 0:19:25'Unlike the Reds, who are still on the hunt for their last buy.'
0:19:27 > 0:19:31I've seen something over here that I think we should consider.
0:19:31 > 0:19:36- Do you know what these are?- No. - They're a lovely bunch of coconuts!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38'Oh, missus!'
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- These are brilliant. - What are they? Sugar dishes?
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Coconut cups. - "Brass mounted coconut work.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- "Victorian sailor's art." - 'Ahoy there!'
0:19:49 > 0:19:53There wasn't a lot to do aboard ship except whittle coconuts.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58You've presumably got brass from old bits of ammunition.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00They were quite small coconuts.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05- These could have been to war. - They could have been anywhere.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- You're just hypothesising?- Yeah!
0:20:08 > 0:20:13- I like these. There's something about them.- They're quite quirky.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- It kind of is culinary.- Yes! - Yeah, vaguely.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19If you clap them togther, they're kind of a toy...
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- They're done at 55. - I think that's weird and wonderful.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25As an auctioneer, they will faint at putting any estimate.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- You don't know what it's going to make, but it's fun.- It is fun.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- And I've never seen one like it. - 'But play time's nearly over!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36'You've got a minute to make your mind up.'
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Three for 55?- Yes!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Down to the wire. - Nice one, Red Team.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46'£55 paid for the coconut shells.'
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Well, it's time to park the shopping, teams,
0:20:51 > 0:20:54and find out what the Red Team bought. Cute, isn't it?
0:20:55 > 0:21:02'First, the Reds went for the chop with this German herb chopper.
0:21:02 > 0:21:08'Then they spiced things up with this 19th-century spice tin.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13'Then they sailed away with a lovely bunch of coconut-shell bowls,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16'probably made at sea.'
0:21:17 > 0:21:20LAUGHTER A surprise, but good!
0:21:20 > 0:21:23You're looking very happy. Did you get on all right with Kate?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Yes. Brilliant.- Excellent! - Well done.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Which is your favourite piece? - I like the spice box.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34- Spice box is favourite?- Yes.- Leon? - I would say the same, the spice box.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Is that going to bring the biggest profit?- Um...
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- Possibly, but we did have the coconuts as well.- Yes.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- I think the coconuts might make the biggest profit. Yes.- Fine.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47So coconuts are your joint prediction? OK, fine.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- What did you spend, overall?- £225.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53£225. I'd like £75 of leftover lolly, then.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Thank you. That's my £75, which is a decent amount to hand over, Kate.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- And I'm going to spend all of it. - Every penny?- I hope so.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- It's my challenge! - You are such a punter.
0:22:04 > 0:22:09Meanwhile, why don't we check out what the Blue Team bought, eh?
0:22:09 > 0:22:14'First, the Blues put their money on this parquetry novelty money box.
0:22:14 > 0:22:20'Then they went walkies with this cane, cleverly adapted with a saw.
0:22:20 > 0:22:27'Finally, Jackie got her bling, with an Art-Nouveau-style pendant.'
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Yes. We had a lovely time! - We love it when you have fun.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- Which is your favourite piece? - My favourite piece is the bling.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- It's a beautiful little pendant. - That's your favourite.
0:22:39 > 0:22:45- I would say the cane for me. I love the cane.- The cane?- Yeah.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Which piece is going to bring the biggest profit? - The cane.- I reckon the cane.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51We're in agreement here.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54You spent, I believe, a mature amount of money.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56£281.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58That is really super.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02£19 of leftover lolly, please. Thank you very much.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- There we are.- Super. £19, Thomas. There's a challenge.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09- Not a lot of money, that.- No! I've seen something.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Have you?- Yes.- Good for you.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Well, it's very nice to be in Market Harborough with Mark Gilding.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Good morning, Tim. - Cracking to be here.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29First up for the Reds is their herb chopper, kitchenalia at its best.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Yes, indeed. Interesting bit of kit. Nice sharp blade, turned handles.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37This is a German blade. How do you rate that, money-wise?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- 40 to 60. - Gosh! That's quite a chopper!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- £20 is all they paid.- OK. - They'll be well-pleased with that.
0:23:43 > 0:23:48Second is the spice tin, which is complete with those nice divisions.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53Again, typical purchase from a person who's keen on their cookery
0:23:53 > 0:23:55and all the accoutrements.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- How do you rate that? - I don't like that.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03- I've said £50 to £80. - Is that all? They paid 150.- Wow!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05It's not going to spice up their life much.
0:24:05 > 0:24:10Lastly, the three coconut bowls with brass mounts, which are novel.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- But who's going to buy them? - I think they're a bit of a struggle.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- £30 to £50.- Well, they only paid £55, so that's not too bad.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Overall, the killer is going to be the spice box,
0:24:22 > 0:24:27and if it turns out to be a killer, they'll need their bonus buy, so let's have a look at it.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Leon and Sarah, how exciting is this?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33You spent a magnificent £225.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36You gave Kate Bateman £75 of leftover lolly.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Kate, what did you spend it on? Ooh.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42This is fabulous, a cinnabar-lacquer plate. It's Chinese.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Chinese stuff is really hot.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48It's not terribly old, but it is quite nicely made.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53I spent all £75, so I blew the lot. I think it's a chance of a profit.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- What do you think? - LEON LAUGHS
0:24:55 > 0:24:58What sort of profit do you think we could get?
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Maybe up to £100, so maybe £20 profit.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- Have a look. It's very light. You don't look impressed.- Um...
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- LEON LAUGHS - It's interesting.
0:25:07 > 0:25:13- It's not the sort of stuff you'd have at home, but it's really nicely made.- Right.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- I don't think I've convinced them. - N-no, but we'll see.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Well, you don't have to pick right now.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22You choose after the sale of your first three items.
0:25:22 > 0:25:28For the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Kate's little plaque.
0:25:29 > 0:25:34OK, Mark, how about that for a bit of cinnabar-lacquer lookalike?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36It's a good lookalike.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39If that was the real thing in cinnabar lacquer,
0:25:39 > 0:25:45which has got maybe 500 layers of varnish laid on a core,
0:25:45 > 0:25:47that's then been cut through
0:25:47 > 0:25:52to create this degree of intricate design and all the rest of it,
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- is that worth £5,000? - It would set the world on fire!
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- It would be worth a lump of money. - It would.- Is it cinnabar lacquer?
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- It's resin, in my opinion.- Plastic? - Well, yeah.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- It's just a modern lookalike. - Yeah. Plastic.
0:26:06 > 0:26:12In a mould, squashed by the Chinese and sold to the tourists? Yes?
0:26:12 > 0:26:16With a bit of hand-finishing, but out and out tourist ware.
0:26:16 > 0:26:22- Fine. How much?- £10 to £20. - OK, £75 paid as a bonus buy.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Let us hope that the team don't take it.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Anyway, that's it for the Reds. Now for the Blues.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Matt and Jackie with Thomas Plant
0:26:31 > 0:26:34have come up with three completely different objects.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- First of all, the money box. - Nice, novelty parquetry box.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Nice little cottage. £30 to £50 estimate.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- Is that all?- It's fun and quirky, but not a strong market.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49There are money box collectors, but they want older money boxes.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- When would this date from? '30s or '50s?- Yeah.
0:26:52 > 0:26:57- £30 to £50, then. Thomas found it. He paid 62, so he rates it.- OK.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Next is something that I think is extraordinary,
0:27:00 > 0:27:03the novelty walking stick-cum-saw.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08- Yes, it is.- Have you ever seen one like that?- I can't say I have. No.
0:27:08 > 0:27:13Which, I must admit, apart from the interest as a walking-stick saw,
0:27:13 > 0:27:15it's about the only thing I like.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20The only thing is, for walking stick collectors, who love novelty,
0:27:20 > 0:27:24might they not be intrigued by this cos it's got a blade in it?
0:27:24 > 0:27:30They'll be intrigued, but the lack of quality with the fitments and poor-quality blade,
0:27:30 > 0:27:36the serious collectors that spend reasonable money on a novelty stick will be put off.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38- OK. How much?- £50 to £80.- All right.
0:27:38 > 0:27:44£99 paid. And lastly is the pendant. Pretty standard object.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48- Fairly standard pendant. Quite good quality. £40 to £60.- Oh, dear.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52£120 paid. Overall, I think they're going to need their bonus buy,
0:27:52 > 0:27:54so let's go and have a look at it.
0:27:54 > 0:27:59Matt and Jacks, you've done incredibly well by spending £281.
0:27:59 > 0:28:04You gave the Planter a miserable £19. Planter, what did you buy?
0:28:04 > 0:28:07- Well, do you like my flying jacket? - Oh!
0:28:07 > 0:28:11- I thought of you guys, your theatrical escapades.- Yes.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15I saw this hanging there. It's a Royal Fleet Auxiliary jacket.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17- Do you like the gold braid?- Yeah.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20- It rather suits you, Planter. - It does. Quite dapper.
0:28:20 > 0:28:25That Titanic-on-the-bridge look, the moment the vessel's going down, glug, glug.
0:28:25 > 0:28:29- This is not going down like the Titanic.- How much did you pay?
0:28:29 > 0:28:31You only left me £19!
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- Did you spend all the £19?- The lot! - Everything?- Everything.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39- Don't you like the buttons, the cut? - It's bound to be Gieves and Hawkes.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Yeah. It's a really good-quality jacket.- Yeah.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46- Uniforms are so popular.- How much do you think it'll make, then?
0:28:46 > 0:28:50- It's got the chance of making between £30 and £40.- OK.
0:28:50 > 0:28:55- Bit of bling. Like it.- Is it the sort of thing you'd dress up in?
0:28:55 > 0:28:59I would. I once played a captain in a panto, Captain Bone Marrow.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02- Oh, yeah! - LAUGHTER
0:29:02 > 0:29:05It was probably a hollow victory!
0:29:05 > 0:29:08It was. I like it. It's all right.
0:29:08 > 0:29:13That is high praise, indeed. Tom will be encouraged by that.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Anyway, you pick later, after the sale of your items.
0:29:16 > 0:29:23For the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Tom's dressing-up-box coat.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27Right, Mark. It would look very smart on you, this.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30- It could be your size! - Looks like it.
0:29:30 > 0:29:34- Royal Fleet Auxiliary.- I don't think there's any more to say about it.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- Market Harborough's a long way from the water.- It is!
0:29:38 > 0:29:40About as far as you can get.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44How do you find military costume like this is collected?
0:29:44 > 0:29:47- Do you find many people like it? - Not particularly.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49Plenty of interest in other aspects of militaria,
0:29:49 > 0:29:51but uniform, not that strong.
0:29:51 > 0:29:56- So, how much?- £20 to £30. - £19 paid, so well done, Thomas.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00If you're right, he'll be delighted. Stand by, eh?
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Ten, I'm bid in the room now.
0:30:05 > 0:30:09Leon, Sarah, this is the exciting moment. We're on the precipice.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13- Are we going to fly or are we going to...?- Plummet.
0:30:13 > 0:30:18The herb chopper, Kate found that. £20 you paid, you clever sausage.
0:30:18 > 0:30:22The estimate is £40 to £60. He thinks you'll triple your money.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26He thinks kitchenalia is fab and that's really good.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30- That's what we thought. - And here it comes.
0:30:30 > 0:30:34German herb chopper, nice, turned-wood handles. What do we say?
0:30:34 > 0:30:39The opening bid here is only £10. £12. £15.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Is that all?
0:30:41 > 0:30:45- 18 online.- 18.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47- 20 do I see?- Go on!- 20.
0:30:47 > 0:30:52- 22 in the room.- Yes, profit!
0:30:52 > 0:30:5425 bid. Your turn.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57I'll wait. I don't mind. 28. Thank you very much.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00£28!
0:31:00 > 0:31:02On the front row at 28.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Selling in the room at £28... BANGS GAVEL
0:31:05 > 0:31:10£28 is plus £8. That is a very good start. Well done, team.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13- Thank you, Kate. Now, this spice tin.- It could all go wrong.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17The 19th-century spice tin with the six canisters.
0:31:17 > 0:31:21My opening bid on the book is £50. £50 I'm bid. At 50.
0:31:21 > 0:31:26£50 bid on my book here. Five. At 55.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Down on my left at 55. 60 do I see?
0:31:28 > 0:31:32- Oh, come on.- Oh, no! - All my bids are gone.
0:31:32 > 0:31:36Fair warning. Selling to the room at £55.
0:31:36 > 0:31:41- CHUCKLES:- That's minus 95.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45- Pardon? - Look out. Here come the coconuts.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49Three brass-mounted coconut bowls, probably 19th century.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53- £12 opening bid.- £12?!
0:31:53 > 0:31:59Bidding online at 15. 18 bid now. Bid at 18. 20 do I see? 20 online.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03Bid at 20. Where have you gone in the room? £20. You've disappeared.
0:32:03 > 0:32:0422 online now.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- Come on.- At 22, I'm bid.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11Five do I see? The instructions are that they're here to sell.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Selling at 22...
0:32:13 > 0:32:15- ALL GASP - Oh, no!
0:32:15 > 0:32:17That's minus 33.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19That was minus 87. That's 90.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22That's minus £120.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Are you going to go with this plaque? You don't have to.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28- No.- You're not going to do it?- No. - Definitely no bonus buy?- Definitely.
0:32:28 > 0:32:34Now that that decision is made, I can reveal that the auctioneer's estimate is £10 to £20.
0:32:34 > 0:32:38On the basis of that, you have done well not going with the bonus buy.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42On the other hand, the marketplace could show us completely wrong,
0:32:42 > 0:32:46because we're going to sell the dish anyway. Here it comes.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49The Chinese carved cinnabar-style plaque,
0:32:49 > 0:32:54decorated with a dragon and a pearl, but only in resin, unfortunately.
0:32:54 > 0:32:59£5 I'm bid here at 5. 8. £ten, I'm bid.
0:32:59 > 0:33:00Come on!
0:33:00 > 0:33:04£12. 15. I'm bid at 15. 18...
0:33:04 > 0:33:05Going up.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09..I'm bid at 20. At £20, I'm bid online. 22.
0:33:09 > 0:33:1225. 28. New bidding at 28.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19That was nothing! But that was the right decision.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22It was the right decision, and you didn't go with it.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24You've ring-fenced your minus 120.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27- That could be a winning score! - It could be.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31In which case, you could still walk away victors. No shame in that.
0:33:31 > 0:33:36- The thing is, don't say a word to the Blues.- No, we won't. - Not a dicky bird.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40In the room at 45...
0:33:45 > 0:33:49- Now, you two, do you know how the Reds got on?- No.- OK, fine.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53Cos basically, you are in a very hot spot here, aren't you?
0:33:53 > 0:33:56- You're desperate to win. - Yeah.- Oh, yes.
0:33:56 > 0:34:00- You're very, very up for any awards that are about.- Definitely.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04All you theatrical types love an award, don't you?
0:34:04 > 0:34:06- Baftas...- I've got my speech ready.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09- I'm going to cry. - Are you going to blame your mother?
0:34:09 > 0:34:13Let's start out with the parquetry cottage, a lovely little thing.
0:34:13 > 0:34:17The auctioneer likes it. He's put £30 to £50 on it. You paid £62.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19It's online.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22The parquetry novelty money box designed as a cottage.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26My opening bid is £30. £30, I'm bid, on my book.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28I don't like the look of this.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30£30. 32, looking for...
0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Come on!- No?!
0:34:32 > 0:34:37..it's up to you entirely. At £30. Maiden bid, ladies and gentlemen.
0:34:37 > 0:34:4132 online. At 32. Fresh bidder, then, at 32.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Five I'm looking for now. Fair warning.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47The bidding is online and selling at £32...
0:34:47 > 0:34:50Oh! As miserable as sin!
0:34:50 > 0:34:55That money box is completely empty. £32 is minus £30.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Now the novelty cane.
0:34:57 > 0:35:01An interesting novelty cane. £15 I'm bid here.
0:35:01 > 0:35:05£15 only. 18. 20. 22. 25. 28. 30.
0:35:05 > 0:35:0832. 35. 38.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Where have you gone to? 38 here.
0:35:10 > 0:35:1340. 42. 45 online.
0:35:13 > 0:35:1748. 50. 55.
0:35:17 > 0:35:2060. 65. 70.
0:35:20 > 0:35:2275.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24- Are we getting somewhere?- Nearly.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27It's in the room at 75. At £75.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30Fair warning at 75... BANGS GAVEL
0:35:30 > 0:35:34£75. 75, 85...
0:35:34 > 0:35:36- Can we leave now?- No!
0:35:36 > 0:35:43£24. Minus 24. You're minus 54. Now, here comes the pendant.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46A nice little Art Nouveau pendant.
0:35:46 > 0:35:50Bidding here starts at £30. 32. 35. 38.
0:35:50 > 0:35:5442. 42 here. 45.
0:35:54 > 0:35:5648. 50.
0:35:56 > 0:35:5855. 60. Five.
0:35:58 > 0:36:0270. £70 in the room now. You're out on the internet.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04£70 right at the back.
0:36:04 > 0:36:09At £70. Fair warning. Selling at £70.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12That's minus 50, which means you're minus 104.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15What are you going to do about the jacket?
0:36:15 > 0:36:21- If we're going to sink, we're going to sink well.- You're going with the bonus buy. You paid only £19, Tom.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24The auctioneer likes it. He's put £20 to £30 on it.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27You should claw back something. Here it is.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30The Royal Fleet Auxiliary jacket.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Bidding opens here at £10 only. 12 I'm bid online. £12.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36- Come on.- £12, I'm bid.
0:36:36 > 0:36:3915 do I see? It's here to sell. No mistake.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41£12. Internet bidding at £12.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44I'm selling... 15, new bidder. £15.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46It makes no odds.
0:36:46 > 0:36:50£18. I'm bid 18. All still online. At 18.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52One more. Come on.
0:36:52 > 0:36:57All quiet in the room, then. Selling online at £18.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01£18! So close, Tom! Minus £1.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05That makes it a lovely round 105, minus 105.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08That could be a winning score. Don't say a word to the Reds.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11- All will be revealed in a moment. - Thank you.- Lovely.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24Well, well, well. What a disaster, eh?
0:37:24 > 0:37:29It's not so often on Bargain Hunt that we get such massive losses.
0:37:29 > 0:37:34It's just a question of scale. There's only £15 between you.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38The team that is marginally further behind in this losses-losses stakes
0:37:38 > 0:37:41- just happens to be the Reds. - GROANS/CHEERS
0:37:41 > 0:37:45Minus £120 is your number.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48- Woo-hoo!- Yeah!- It's a pretty good number.- Spectacular.
0:37:48 > 0:37:53You did, however, manage to make a profit on the chopper.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Kate's chopper was your sole ray of sunshine.
0:37:56 > 0:38:02- Today was a very tough day, but it's all part of one's life-enhancing skills.- Yes.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05That's the way to look at it. Well done, chaps.
0:38:05 > 0:38:10And you didn't do much better. Minus £105.
0:38:10 > 0:38:14You managed to lose on absolutely everything.
0:38:14 > 0:38:18There wasn't a ray of sunshine for you. You just lost less.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20- Was it good fun, though, Jacks? - It was brill.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Join us soon for some more bargain hunting, yes?
0:38:23 > 0:38:24Yes!