0:00:03 > 0:00:04There is a saying round here -
0:00:04 > 0:00:07"Pulchra terra Dei donum",
0:00:07 > 0:00:11which roughly translates as - "This fair land is the gift of God."
0:00:11 > 0:00:15But what we want today is that this here fare
0:00:15 > 0:00:19delivers one or two or even three gifts for our teams.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Let's go bargain hunting! Yeah.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Well, it is not in Latin
0:00:50 > 0:00:54but our motto is to give each of our teams £300
0:00:54 > 0:00:57and an hour to shop for three items to take away and sell
0:00:57 > 0:00:59to make a profit at auction.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Hopefully. Ha!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02And here is a quick squint at what is coming up.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09On today's programme, the question is will the Reds be in agreement?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- He might do a bargain for us. - No, no, no, no, no.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- No?- No, moving on. - It's not pretty.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- It's not my sort of cup of tea. - What do you think about it?- No.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- I think the condition is not good enough. - It's not going to make any money.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21And the Blue team are at odds too.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- No, David. - No, no, let's move on, please.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Come on, we haven't got much time. - No. We can't waste time.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Come on, we've got to get going. No, leave him.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30We're going.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33But at the auction, will our teams be back on speaking terms?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Yes! Look at that. That is fantastic.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37No!
0:01:39 > 0:01:40I can't believe this!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Before all that, let's meet the teams, shall we?
0:01:44 > 0:01:49Well, it is a family affair today with parents and their children.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53For the Reds, we've got Caroline and Toby and for the Blues,
0:01:53 > 0:01:54we've got Terry and Claire.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Hello, everyone.- Hello.- Hello.- Hello. - Very Nice to see you.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59It is not just Bargain Hunt which is a family affair for you,
0:01:59 > 0:02:00is it, Caroline?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04No, my husband is a builder and we've been in business 30 years now
0:02:04 > 0:02:06and our son has joined us in the ranks.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09We build, renovate and hopefully improve people's houses for them.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Well, how lovely is that? And what is your role in the firm?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- I make coffee. - HE CHUCKLES.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- No, I do the books.- Oh, do you? - And the secretarial work.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Yeah.- Yeah. - Keep them all under control.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I do try. It's pretty tricky but I do try.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Now, Toby, being in the family business
0:02:23 > 0:02:25was not the original plan for you, was it?
0:02:25 > 0:02:30No. Originally I was going to do medicine. Did physiology.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33My dad was short of someone to work in the office,
0:02:33 > 0:02:35so two weeks turned into four years.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Oh, really? Is that the way it worked?- Yeah, unfortunately.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- But you're now doing a part-time degree?- Yeah, yeah.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41In quantity surveying at UE.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42- That's marvellous, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45And what bit of the building business do you really enjoy?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47When we are doing our own properties, that's the best bit.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Is it?- Yeah. Because it's for yourself. It's fun.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Are you going to be listening to your mother today
0:02:52 > 0:02:53when it comes to buying on Bargain Hunt?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- I am in charge, so...- Er, ahem.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Oh, I see.- Mother's in charge.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Oh, Mother's in charge. There's going to be a bit of aggravation going on.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02- Yeah, yeah. - That's always very, very nice.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05He might have the last word but we will compromise, I expect.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I see. Well, we will stand by for that. Good luck anyway.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Thank you.- Very nice to meet you.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Now, Terry. Do you reckon you've got some small advantage today?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Well, possibly.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19My wife and I had a couple of antique shops in Johannesburg.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Oh, you're an antique dealer. - No, I wouldn't quite say that.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24And how long ago was this?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- In the '80s. - Oh, right. So, a wee while back.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28A wee while. Oh, yes, it was.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30And what have you done in the meanwhile?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Well, my main job - I used to help out at the weekends in the shop -
0:03:33 > 0:03:36but my main job during that time was in international shipping.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Right.- In the freight industry.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41But you decided to come back to the mother country.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- In 2005 we decided to come back and retire.- Brilliant.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Now, Claire, it says here that you're a medical secretary
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- but you've got healing hands. - Yes, that's right.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53I work for Gloucestershire Hospital at the moment, I'm a bank secretary
0:03:53 > 0:03:57and my main interest is in complementary therapies.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I trained as a reflexologist and an aromatherapist.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03And do you get to practise what you preach, though?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Well, I do, yes, sometimes. I have people -
0:04:05 > 0:04:08mainly friends and family at the moment
0:04:08 > 0:04:10and I do a bit of massage for them and...
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I mean, most people seem to get a lot of tension
0:04:13 > 0:04:15on their shoulders and neck and things like that.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Oh, I know. Yes, I know. I feel it coming on.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Now, you two, what about your joint fund of antiques knowledge?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Are you going to spend all your money or are you going to spend a small part?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- We're going to spend a reasonable amount.- Well, be careful with it.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30It depends what we find and what we can get as a bargain.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- So, you don't really need your expert, that's the thing.- Oh, we do.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Oh, you do. - We need to know fake from fortune.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Definitely.- OK, fine. Definitely, says the daughter.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42There we are. We're going to have some fun today.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Anyway, now, the money moment. Here comes your £300 apiece.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Look at the mother rubbing her hands. £300 apiece. You know the rules.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Your experts await. And off you go.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53And very, very, very good luck.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, whatever's going to happen next?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00So, that is our teams. Let's meet their mentors.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Ably assisting the Reds,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04it is the blinkingly brilliant Caroline Hawley.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08And for the Blues, it is the ever-dapper David Harper.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Suits you, dear.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Well, you can't beat a lovely wet and muddy day
0:05:14 > 0:05:16in the middle of the field, can you?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- No.- No.- Up to the elbows in mud.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- And antiques! That's what we love.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- We're not to have any mother-son disputes?- No.- Definitely.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Hopefully not, no. - Well, I have the last word.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- I thought you said you had the last word.- That's not true.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- We've talked about this. - Oh, OK, OK.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- We're going out with an open mind. - Oh, well, that's good.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33- Yeah.- And a bit of QFB.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- QFB?- Quality functional bargain.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Phwoar! Can I pinch that?- You can.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Still unpacking.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Oh, no, that's fine. Unpacking is good.- Right.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Cor, these teams are getting stuck in quick.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I think I've just blown our £300 already.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Caroline! We're only a minute in. - I love that.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, it's gorgeous, isn't it?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Yeah, that is beautiful. Does it work?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- It is...- What's the time?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Oh, yeah. No, I'm sorry, it's slow.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- THEY ALL LAUGH - I don't think so.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11That is really beautiful.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15It's English, the maker is Elliott, it's a Lincoln retailer,
0:06:15 > 0:06:18a wooden case with this beautiful chinoiserie pattern on it,
0:06:18 > 0:06:20about 1950s.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23It is a lovely looking thing. Do you really love this clock?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26I absolutely love it. I think it's so pretty.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28It's not too big, it will sit on anybody's mantelpiece
0:06:28 > 0:06:32without being too intrusive and I think it is really, really delicate.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Do you like it too, Toby?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I do like it but it's a lot of money.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38It's £275 and we are only five minutes in.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- It's our whole budget...gone. - Less than five minutes.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Less than five minutes in and our whole budget is gone.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44You want to pay £275 for it?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- No, no, no. Well, we can look and come back.- Yeah, come on.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- I think we'll put it on the back burner.- It is really nice.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Thank you so much, though. - Thank you.- Bye.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55I like it, Reds. Thinking big and potentially spending big.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59If they are not careful, the blues really will be left out in the cold.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Now, Claire, what kind of things do you like?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Well, I like things that have got history to it.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- I like things that people have used in the past.- Oh, I do too.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08So that you can actually see them, that they've used it,
0:07:08 > 0:07:10and if you can use it today, even better.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Oh, that's lovely. Terry, what for you?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Well, I like Arts and Crafts.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16And maybe, because my wife is interested in dolls' houses
0:07:16 > 0:07:19and miniatures, maybe there is an old dolls' house around.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Listen, we're not buying for the missus now, you know, Terry.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- I know.- You're not trying to win points at home.- I know.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26This is all about profit.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Well, it is profit. - Let's have a look.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31That's a bit of Art Nouveau. It's got a 20th-century feel.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- It's a nice colour, isn't it? It's very bright.- Good colour.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Now, Terry, this is really in your area of interest.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40I mean, it's early 20th century, it's screaming 20th-century design.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Art Nouveau, it's got that lovely shape to it
0:07:43 > 0:07:45with the ridges down there.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46It's a little posy vase.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50You just put one really stunningly beautiful flower in there.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Is that silver?- That is silver. - Oh, is it?- This mark there?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55That is some lovely hallmarks. Claire, can you read hallmark?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- You've watched this programme enough. - I'll tell you what...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- I don't know. Dad, do you know that? - I've got my...
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Oh, my... He's well-prepared!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Use this. Look, there. Can we see that?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- What do you see? - There's as a lion on there.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Well, that tells us it's silver. - A heart with an S.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- That's an anchor!- An anchor! - Well, you're nearly there.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- What is it? Come on, Claire. - I don't know anchors.- I don't know.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I don't really know a lot. You know more about antiques.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- I didn't come to look for silver. - I just like to look at things.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Anchor means it was made in Birmingham.- Oh, OK.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25That is the hallmark for the city of Birmingham.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26- Maybe we can think about it.- Yes.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Well, shall we just get a price? What sort of price?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30- I could do that for £10.- OK.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31- £10!- It's a fair price.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Well, I think we'll go for it. - Yeah, definitely.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Don't forget, we're also trying to make money here.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Let me wrap it up for you. - Well, I like you two.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40I think it's good.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45It's the first stall. The first stall and you're in. I like it.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Claire, I like it a lot.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50TIM: First stall, first five minutes, first buy.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51No pressure, Reds.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Caroline.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Oh!- What do you think of this one? - It's not shiny enough.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Yeah, but there's a market for these.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Hmm.- He might do a bargain for it. - No, no, no.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- No? Moving on?- Moving on.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- It's not pretty, it's not pretty. - Moving on.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Hmm, not finding any traction there, eh, Tobes?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10So, we've bought one really, Claire, for Dad, haven't we?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- We've got his Art Nouveau style. - Oh, that's true.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13- Yes, yes.- That's what he loves.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17So, what about for you? What would you really love to find today?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Well, I'd quite like to find something that someone has made.- OK.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Maybe something embroidery or something like that,
0:09:23 > 0:09:25that someone has actually used their hands to make it.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Yes.- Yes, I think so.- OK. - That would be really nice.- OK.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Well, we will look out for something like that
0:09:30 > 0:09:33and if we can't find something like that, do we have a backup plan?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Well...- Well...
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- No.- No.- No!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Well... Your team are in unison, David,
0:09:41 > 0:09:43which is more than can be said for Caroline's.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Caroline.- Yeah? - There's a very nice vase here.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Oh, yes. Toby, come and have a look. Your mum's found something.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- May I pick it up?- Yes, of course. - Oh, that's pretty.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Look at this.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- It's not my sort of cup of tea. - You don't like it?- No.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Would you hear a little bit about it first?- No, that's fair enough.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- I understand that.- I like it but it's your sort of item.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03- Yeah.- It is beautifully cut.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08- It is from Bohemia.- Yeah. - I would say it's 1940s, '50s.- Yeah.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Would that come in a pair, though?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- No, I don't think that would. - Just a one-off piece.- Yeah.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- And the colour is often called Bristol blue.- Oh, right.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- If you hold it to the light, look at that.- Look at it with the light.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Yeah, it's nice.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21And what was the asking price, Caroline?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22- £45.- £45.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Too much? - I think that's too much, yeah.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I mean, for my mind, it needs be around £20.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30You couldn't do £20?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I couldn't go that low, I'm afraid.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35£25?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I was thinking £30.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- That's not bad.- It's not bad.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43For us to make a profit, I think we need £25, really.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh, go on.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Well, that's great. That's our first item in the bag.
0:10:48 > 0:10:5016 minutes down.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Right, OK.- We're doing all right. - So, we're OK. Yeah, we're fine.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- We've got three quarters left. - We mustn't panic buy.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57No, no, we mustn't panic buy.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Famous last words, eh? Still, well done, Reds. That's one vase apiece.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05So, let's see if we can find a bit more Arts and Crafts, shall we?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Yes. - DAVID LAUGHS.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Oh, teddy bear. Oh, Claire, come on, tell me you'd love that.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11He's a bit manky, isn't he?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14He's manky? He's not manky, he's absolutely...
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- There's a growl in him as well. - Is he a growler?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Listen. CLAIRE LAUGHS
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Oh, he did.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- He once growled. I know the feeling. - It's too cold.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27I don't know. I think we'll put him back for the moment.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28We'll have another look round.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- I can't convince you at all?- No.- No.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- You buy it with your bonus buy.- Yes.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Hey, some people. You can't please people.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36You've got no emotion, you two.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37TERRY LAUGHS
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Bear it in mind, eh, David?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Sorry, can't help myself.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45OK, teams, time to pick up those heels. That is 20 minutes gone.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Did you hear that, Blues?
0:11:47 > 0:11:48- Got to get our skates on.- Yes.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50And we're going to go and get warm.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Now it seems Toby has found something to get excited about.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55HE HONKS HORN Oh!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Oh, God.- Don't you like it?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00It's not that I don't like it, it's just a little bit of a shock.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- I would have this. - You've set the dogs off now, Toby.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03- I would have this.- Would you?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- How much is it?- We'll find out.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- How much do you want for this? - £60.- £60?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11What you think of £60?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- If you've got a car enthusiast in Malvern...- Yeah.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17It is marked here with the maker's mark, Desmo,
0:12:17 > 0:12:19and again at the back, so that's good.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21It's the original end to it.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24It would have been bolted on to the side of the car in the 1920s.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I'm not sure what type of car.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31And there's an awful lot of people that collect vintage vehicles,
0:12:31 > 0:12:32loads of people.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I honestly think we ought to have a go at this, you know.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- It's got the original end to it. - You're convincing me.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- You don't need convincing. You want it.- I know.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- It's your mum that needs convincing. - It's this one.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44I have a girl's thing so you can have a boy's thing.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Well, do you want to...?- Why don't I leave it to you, Caroline?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You say £50 and see what he says.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- OK- He will. I think he'll do £50.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53- OK, Leave it to me. - You try.- I shall try.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Whilst Caroline tries to do a deal on the horn,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00I bet those Blues are looking at something Art Nouveau.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02If not, I'll eat my hat.
0:13:02 > 0:13:07Cast your eye over this table and tell me if anything jumps out at you
0:13:07 > 0:13:08like it has done for me.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Go along the...your dad's Arts and Crafts, Art Nouveau,
0:13:12 > 0:13:14art anything sort of theme.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- This?- No.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19No. What is this?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Hmm, you're getting warm.- Am I?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23I quite like that, actually.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- It's a light.- Yeah.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- It's quite nice.- What about this?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Is this...?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Yes, Terry.- Well done, Dad.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31- You found something.- That, to me...
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Yes, yes, you've got this. - That's quite nice.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35- The copper.- Oh!
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Ah.- Oh, that is just delectable.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- What period? - I would have said, what, '20s, '30s?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45A bit earlier. Look at that shape.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- That is Art Nouveau, isn't it? - Yeah.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51It is a gentleman's piece. It is called a 'mantique'.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Have you heard of mantiques?- No.- No.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56It is the new buzzword in the antiques biz.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57- Mantiques?- Oh, right.- Mantique.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Men spend money on themselves in a big way.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- That makes a change. - Watches, cars, things for their desk.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Right.- It is a mantique.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08How much is it?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Is that...?- £55.- £55.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15It obviously needs rewiring.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Obviously.- Sure. - Which is a very easy job.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Right.- And it's fine, because if that had any form of wiring
0:14:21 > 0:14:23in any way with no safety certificate,
0:14:23 > 0:14:27the auctioneer will chop the wire off and what you would do with that
0:14:27 > 0:14:31is you rewire it with that lovely old-fashioned cord.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Right.- It is brand-new but it looks really old
0:14:33 > 0:14:37and that, in position, Terry, will look...
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Oh, it's heavy. - Do you like it, Dad?- I do.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41What is the best price, dear lady, you could do this for?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- What price is...? - It's got £55 on it.- £55.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- £48.- Could you do £40?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Oh, no.- £45?
0:14:51 > 0:14:52- Go on, yes.- £45?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- £45. Do you want it for £45? - I think so, £45.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- We'll take it. - Thank you very much.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58- Thank you very much. - Do I have to shake on it?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Yes, you do.- Well, if you want to.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Yes, yes.- Thank you very much.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Me as well. - Yes, thank you very much.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- I think that is delicious. - Smashing.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Oh, well done.- Absolutely delicious.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12That is your second item and my hat remains intact
0:15:12 > 0:15:15and there is more good news back with the Reds.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19In case you were wondering, Caroline got the horn for £53.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Well, that is great. Two items down. - Yeah.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Are you happy with this, Caroline? - Yes, I am, yes.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29I am. I think this is great condition, so that is rare.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- Yes.- So, I think we have a good chance with that.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Another teddy bear.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- I know, I want him. I want him. - Do you?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40He's fabulous!
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Tell me you love him. - Do you like teddy bears?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43I do love teddy bears.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- No, seriously.- He hasn't got any arms.- He's got no arms!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- He's going from bad to worse. And no ears.- Oh, no.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- No, David. - So, let's move on, please.- No.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- We haven't got much time. - We can't waste time.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Come on, we've got to get going. No, leave him!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- We're going. - SHE LAUGHS
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Aww, poor David.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Now, are the Reds ticking the right boxes?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- How about that big box?- It's nice but I think it's all the money.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- I don't think there's profit on it. - No? OK
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- What have we got? - It is just a writing slope.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21A Victorian writing slope in rosewood.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Oh, lovely.- But it is all the money at that price.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25£175.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- What you think about it?- No.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I think the condition is not good enough.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32But at auction, I don't think it's going to get more than £120.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33- Nor do I.- Yeah.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Come on, we're leaving.- OK
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Now, you two, I've been using my time wisely.- Yes?- Yes.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Now, Claire, you know we've been looking for something handmade.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- Yes.- Yes.- I've got you something.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Have you?- Let's have a look. - Problem is solved.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Sweets.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Fudge. My favourite.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56There you go. Grab a piece.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57- Oh, my God.- Oh, that is kind of you.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Handmade.- Well done.- With love.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02No time for fudge, though,
0:17:02 > 0:17:07back with the Reds as Caroline is still keen on the chinoiserie clock.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11So, do you want to have a look at the clock again? Do you want to...?
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Well, I'm...
0:17:12 > 0:17:14We've got a quarter of an hour left.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- I would like Toby to make that decision, really.- Yeah, OK.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17- Yes.- He's...- Go on.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24He's actually quite good at making decisions and I'm very indecisive.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Where's Toby, then?
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Right, you two.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- Honestly, do you know how long you've got left?- I can't...- No.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- 10 minutes.- 10 minutes? - Oh, boy.- 10 minutes.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- So it really is now time to... - Right, come on, then, Dad.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39We'd better find something quick.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46- We're on our third item. It's proving very tricky.- It is indeed.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Can you feel the pain?- Yes, I can start to feel it.- Can you?
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Yeah, good.- We'll go back. - Where are we going?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- We saw something that we quite liked at the end.- OK, you lead the way.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03- Oh, I see. OK, right. Now, I think I know why your dad likes it.- Yes.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Because it's art something. What about you, Claire, how do you feel?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I quite like it as well cos I like the colour.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12It looks like a bottle of wine, doesn't it? And it looks like it's been made with good use
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- because you can put some lighting on it.- You see, it comes off.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- And it comes off...- Yeah. - What's that underneath there?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- That's the wiring.- Oh, right, OK. But how old is it, though?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Well, look at the decorations.- Right.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26So if you look at that, the material, it's copper
0:18:26 > 0:18:32- and its style is 1905, 1910 Arts and Crafts.- Right, oh, well, Dad.- Hello!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Here we go again. - Surprise, surprise!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- It was her choice. Bearing in mind we've got four minutes. - It was my choice
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- and we don't have hardly any time. I do like this.- And it's only priced at 35.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47OK, but it's sort of tapping in to what you're
0:18:47 > 0:18:50looking for because that is a one-off.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53There isn't another one on the planet like that
0:18:53 > 0:18:57because somebody has taken that bottle and made
0:18:57 > 0:19:00these mountings and fixings and made it into a lamp.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- So we're sort of getting there with you, aren't we?- Yes, we are.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- That's really good.- See what you can do.- Are you happy?
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- I'm happy with that because... - What it is the best price on this?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11It says 35.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- I could do it for you for 28. - 28? That's fair enough.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19- That's really good, thank you. - We'll do that, thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- Marvellous. You are done.- We're done. - In the nicest possible way.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Faced with little time left, the Reds are back where they started.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- That one there. - You'd want to look at it?
0:19:30 > 0:19:35No, we haven't got time to look at it. We need to discuss price.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40You've marked it up at 275, what is your absolute...
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- 250.- 250? Oh, we haven't got 250.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Look, can I make you an offer? And please, please,
0:19:45 > 0:19:48please don't be offended but it is really to the penny.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Well, I seriously mean, to the penny.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53We have 220.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56It's very doubtful but I will check my book.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Oh, please do, please do.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Very quickly, please, sir.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02We know it works, it's really pretty
0:20:02 > 0:20:05and it's not too big for someone's mantelpiece.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07It leaves you with £2, though.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- That's all right, I can do a lot of damage for £2.- Sure?
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- I can make a lot of profit with £2. - That's a challenge, isn't it?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Oh, go on, then.- Thank you! Thank you!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Unbelievable.- On the button, sir.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- I've got greasy fingers. - I don't care. Thank you.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- Thank you, I absolutely love it. - Thank you so much.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27- You adore it, don't you?- Yeah.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Right, the jammy bit's over.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38One or two sticky moments, 60 minutes is up.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41So, let's check out what the Red team bought, eh?
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Do you fancy a jam tart?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48First up, they got hold of the blue glass vase for £25.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Next up was the brass car horn, bought for a honking £53.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Finally, they returned to the chinoiserie clock
0:21:01 > 0:21:03for a whopping £220.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- Well, team, how was it? - It was good fun.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10You're looking very red and colourful, aren't you?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- This is marvellous.- Yeah! We're all in harmony here.- Quite right too.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Now, Caroline, which is your favourite piece?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Well, I like my little clock. - Brilliant. What about you?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- It's not a classic clock, by the way.- Oh, it's not?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- No, it's plastic at the back. - You don't like it.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- She spent a lot of money on it. Not too happy about it.- But it's pretty.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28This is the son kicking back, you realise that, don't you?
0:21:28 > 0:21:32- Cut-throat, to be fair.- But I do like yours.- Oh, well...- Which is yours?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- The horn. - The horn's your favourite?- Yeah.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Is that going to bring the biggest profit?- I hope so, yeah. Soon see.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Do you agree with that? You do, Mum.- Afraid so.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Good, now how much did you spend all told?
0:21:42 > 0:21:43BOTH: 298.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Yes, that is a number, isn't it? - A lot of money.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I don't waste money, you know.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Quite right, just get out there and kick on, girl.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54£2 leftover lolly, then, please? Thank you, that's it.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- Now this is your test.- Thank you so much.- There you go...- Sorry.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Apologise.- Thank you so much.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Good luck, that's all I can say. - Thank you.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Cup of coffee and a bun. - I can't afford a cup of coffee.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08OK, just have a bun, then.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Anyway, good luck with that.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Meanwhile, why don't we check out what the Blue team bought, eh?
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Within moments, they'd bought the art glass vase for a crisp £10 note.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23The second purchase was the Art Nouveau style student lamp for £45.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Lastly, they settled on the copper mounted glass bottle lamp
0:22:28 > 0:22:30thingamajig for £28.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Not so cold anyway. We got inside, didn't we?- We did.- Yes.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- We were lucky.- Cold enough out here, isn't it?- It is. Breezy.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40A lot of warmth in our hearts.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45- OK, Kerry, tell me which is your favourite piece?- I think the bottle.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Oh, yeah.- That is... You know, the bottle with the...- The bottle.- Yeah.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- It's got alcohol in it, Tim. - That's handy, then, isn't it?
0:22:51 > 0:22:55- And do you agree with that, Dad? - I like the Arts and Crafts lamp.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Is that going to bring the biggest profit?- I hope so.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Yeah, I think so.- Do you agree, Claire?- I think so, yes.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04OK, well, that's all quite nice and positive, isn't it?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- And you spent in grand total, how much?- £83.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08£83?
0:23:08 > 0:23:13- £83.- On all three items?- Yes.- Yes, not a lot.- Bargain hunting, Tim.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17£217 I'll have, then, in leftover lolly, please.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- I've got that.- You don't like handing this over at all, do you?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- OK, this is the bit that Harper likes.- It is.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26He encourages you to spend nothing, then he goes and blows the lot with any luck.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- Is that true?- I'm going to...
0:23:28 > 0:23:31No, I'm going to buy something I really, really want to buy.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Which, let's hope, is expensive. That's all I can say.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Anyway, good luck with that, you lot.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Meanwhile, I'm heading off to London to have a look at some right
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Royal military history.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54Today we're at the Royal Artillery Museum at Woolwich in South London.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58This was formerly the royal armoury where literally
0:23:58 > 0:24:02millions of tonnes of armaments were produced for the use
0:24:02 > 0:24:04of our armed forces.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05And once upon time,
0:24:05 > 0:24:09the top end of 80,000 people were employed here.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16But today, the workshops have fallen silent.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20They finally closed in 1994 after hundreds of years of production.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23But thankfully for us, a good part of the site has been
0:24:23 > 0:24:26transformed into this fabulous museum.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33There are guns galore here but what interests me
0:24:33 > 0:24:37is the small group of objects directly associated with
0:24:37 > 0:24:42personnel who battled in a variety of Britain's wars,
0:24:42 > 0:24:47including objects associated with the Emperor Napoleon
0:24:47 > 0:24:49and the Battle of Waterloo.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54The Battle of Waterloo was fought on the 18th of June,
0:24:54 > 0:24:581815, in what is present-day Belgium.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01The combined Prussian army
0:25:01 > 0:25:04and the British Army under Wellington clashed with Napoleon
0:25:04 > 0:25:09at Waterloo, ending his rule as emperor and sending him into exile.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13And guess what happened next?
0:25:13 > 0:25:18The Royal Artillery captured Napoleon's baggage train
0:25:18 > 0:25:21and they nabbed some of his personal objects.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24And one of those eventually finished up here,
0:25:24 > 0:25:27which is Napoleon's coffeepot.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Now all you see is the copper but originally silvered
0:25:31 > 0:25:35so that the emperor's coffee wouldn't become tainted.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38And subsequently donated to the museum.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Napoleon's arch enemy, Wellington,
0:25:42 > 0:25:45was Master of the Board of Ordnance,
0:25:45 > 0:25:49connected directly with Woolwich Arsenal
0:25:49 > 0:25:54and he was presented with this flintlock pistol and this umbrella.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57And if I very carefully pick this up,
0:25:57 > 0:26:02Wellington's umbrella is positively identified as being his
0:26:02 > 0:26:06because on the end of the antler horn, it says...
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Wellington's umbrella.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11And most particularly, this thing has a peculiar feature.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16So if I unscrew the cover at the bottom of the umbrella,
0:26:16 > 0:26:19it reveals a very sharp blade.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Now, you'd think that the hero of Waterloo
0:26:23 > 0:26:25would be universally popular in Britain.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Well, he subsequently became Prime Minister
0:26:28 > 0:26:32and wasn't particularly popular at various times -
0:26:32 > 0:26:36called "The Iron Duke of Wellington" because he had iron
0:26:36 > 0:26:39shutters installed at Apsley House,
0:26:39 > 0:26:42to keep the revolting population out.
0:26:42 > 0:26:47And by having this umbrella, if things got really rough,
0:26:47 > 0:26:49the Duke of Wellington could unscrew that thing
0:26:49 > 0:26:53and give any opponent a bit of a stab, which is rather scary
0:26:53 > 0:26:55when you think about it.
0:26:55 > 0:27:00But it's that connection with the Board of Ordnance that makes
0:27:00 > 0:27:04that umbrella relevant in the artillery museum's collection.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11So from one important collection to another.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Over in Malvern with auctioneer Phillip Serrell.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19- This is a grand part of the world, I'm very envious.- It's a great place, Malvern, I love it.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Now, let's go with Caroline and Toby in the Reds, yes?
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- Yes.- First it's this blue overlay glass,
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- which we used to call flash glass. - Yes.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30And probably not that grade A, probably 1960s something like that.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- It is cut though, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36So, from that point of view, once upon a time, it went through
0:27:36 > 0:27:41- a quality process.- Yeah. I think it's going to make £20-£30.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Is that all? £25 they paid.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- It's just of its type, really.- Yes.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48If you get one or two folk in, you might get £40 for that.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- It would make a jolly good table lamp, wouldn't it?- It would do.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55Moving on. We've got a car horn, which I bet you is not right.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58- No, none of them really are.- Well, some of them must be.
0:27:58 > 0:28:03- I quite like the horn.- Desmo Birmingham. Does that make sense?
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Well, I looked online and you can buy any number of these that you
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- want for between 20-30, 20-40 quid. - Can you?
0:28:09 > 0:28:13Which must mean that they're largely reproductions, doesn't it?
0:28:13 > 0:28:15You would think so, but I think it's quite a cool thing.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17- Would you have it on your motor?- No.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20- What did they pay for that?- They paid £53.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Well, we're going to do well to get them their money back
0:28:23 > 0:28:26- but stranger things have happened. - OK. That's it for that.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29And now we have this chinoiserie bracket clock.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32- Reproduction and not very old.- No.
0:28:32 > 0:28:36- I think that's worth between 60 and 90 quid.- On a good day?
0:28:36 > 0:28:38- Yeah, I think so.- Average day?
0:28:38 > 0:28:40They might just strike lucky
0:28:40 > 0:28:42because we've got some really good clocks in this sale.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45- What did they pay for it?- £220. - That's strong, isn't it?
0:28:45 > 0:28:46Eye-watering.
0:28:46 > 0:28:50Because I don't think that thing is any older than, at best, 1930.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52Although, I'm going to say this very quietly,
0:28:52 > 0:28:56we've had two lots of e-mail interest on it from people wanting
0:28:56 > 0:29:00- condition reports and photographs and images.- You jest?- No.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03- So there could be something. - Well, you never know. Time might fly.
0:29:04 > 0:29:08As a result of spending so much on that bracket clock, I think they're
0:29:08 > 0:29:12going to need their Bonus Buy, so let's go and have a look at it.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16- Now, team, this is exciting, isn't it?- Very.- You gave the girl £2.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18What did you spend it on, Caroline?
0:29:21 > 0:29:26A Penny In Case, a novelty garter. Toby, you're looking bemused.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- It's red, as well.- It's red. - Tell me, what's it for?
0:29:29 > 0:29:31In case you needed to spend a penny.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34There's an old-fashioned penny in here
0:29:34 > 0:29:38and a lady could have that around her thigh in case of emergencies.
0:29:38 > 0:29:42- How much was this, 50p?- No, it was £2. I spent the whole of £2 on this.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46- Dates from the 1950s.- Well, we can't lose on £2, can we? Let's be honest.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49- Anyway, we happy with that? - We're happy with that.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52- Hasn't she done well, frankly? - Thank you very much.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54For the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer
0:29:54 > 0:29:57thinks about Caroline's garter.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01Well, you sell all sorts here, don't you, Phil?
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Do you know what? I've never really been an expert in ladies' garters
0:30:04 > 0:30:06but this was priced at one and six pence.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08Is that seven and a half new pence?
0:30:08 > 0:30:10- Would be something like that, I suppose.- What did they pay for it?
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Well, I'd quite like to know how you estimate it really.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16If you take the penny out of the sachet,
0:30:16 > 0:30:18what is the date on that penny?
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- I tell you what, she's 86 now. - There you go then.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24I think we'll just put if back quietly.
0:30:24 > 0:30:29That can't be the penny that was in it. Somebody's just put that in.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- You'd have thought so. - It wouldn't be '30s, would it?
0:30:32 > 0:30:36- It would be sort of naughty '50s. - It's kiss me quick, isn't it?- It is.
0:30:36 > 0:30:37What's your estimate?
0:30:37 > 0:30:40On the basis that everybody's got a minimum of a fiver,
0:30:40 > 0:30:42it's got to be a fiver.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46- Caroline spent the £2 on it but that's all she had.- That was it?
0:30:46 > 0:30:49That was it cos they spent so much on that clock. Anyway, there we are.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51I think it's a bit of fun and we'll see what happens.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Anyway, that's it then for the Reds.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Moving on to the Blues, Terry and Claire.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58What we've got here is this yellow art glass
0:30:58 > 0:31:01with a silver-coloured metal collar.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03I can remember working with David Barby once
0:31:03 > 0:31:06and he came out with the expression, nauseating in its simplicity.
0:31:06 > 0:31:12- It sort of doesn't do very much for me.- He had one or two sayings, David.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14He did indeed, bless him.
0:31:14 > 0:31:18And nauseating in its simplicity is a classic. I have to say.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21- It's going to make ten or 15 quid, something like that?- They paid £10.
0:31:21 > 0:31:26But it's a good example of what you can buy that's inexpensive.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27It's ideal.
0:31:27 > 0:31:31- Student's desk lamp. - I like that.- You like that?- I do.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34I think that will make £40-60.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36And the thing about it is if you want to go
0:31:36 > 0:31:40and buy a brand-new table lamp like that, what's it going to cost you?
0:31:40 > 0:31:41- £100?- At least.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45And that is absolutely period for 1900, 1910, something like that.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49We put £40-60 on it and I wouldn't be surprised if it did better than that.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53- Good. £45 they paid.- That's OK. - I can see it making £80.
0:31:53 > 0:31:57This bottle job, is that a bottle of the brown plonk?
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Do you know what?
0:31:59 > 0:32:02I've been trying to work out what would possess anybody to put
0:32:02 > 0:32:05all this work on a brown booze bottle.
0:32:05 > 0:32:09I like the metal work. But the bottle just has zero merit.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14I know, when you could have selected a nice old bottle.
0:32:14 > 0:32:18- Or something that was colourful. Not dark brown.- What's it going to make?
0:32:18 > 0:32:20- I don't know, 15-20 quid? - I haven't got the faintest idea.
0:32:20 > 0:32:25- It will make what it makes. They paid £28.- The audience will tell us.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27They will, won't they? They always do.
0:32:27 > 0:32:31Anyway, on the face of it they're going to need their Bonus Buy,
0:32:31 > 0:32:34so let's go and have a look at it.
0:32:34 > 0:32:42Claire, Terry, £83 spent. Pathetic. £217 goes to David Harper.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45Show us what you spent your £217 on.
0:32:45 > 0:32:46I bought it especially for you
0:32:46 > 0:32:51because I know you are absolutely going to love this object.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55It's that clapped out teddy bear. Hey!
0:32:57 > 0:32:58Give him a hug.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02I can't believe we gave you all this money and you spent it on this.
0:33:02 > 0:33:06- He's quite cute, I have to admit. - Gorgeous.- How much was it?
0:33:06 > 0:33:07Bargain of the day.
0:33:07 > 0:33:12I had all that money and I came back with most of it. I spent seven quid.
0:33:12 > 0:33:16Seven? You told me you were going to go out and blow the lot.
0:33:16 > 0:33:21- Has he got his growler? Does he growl?- Yes, he does growl. Listen.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23No, you've got to shake him up.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25HE GROWLS
0:33:25 > 0:33:29- It did it then. - I watched your lips.- He's in shock.
0:33:29 > 0:33:30He's not growling.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33- No, he's not growling. - It's a sort of a growl.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Ask him how much he's going to bring.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37How much do you think it's going to bring?
0:33:37 > 0:33:40Definitely going to make a profit and I think he'll make £20 or 30.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42- Oh, really? And you spent seven?- Seven.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Well, if that is the case, then I love it.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Well, you don't have to decide right now, Terry.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53You'll decide after the sale of your first three items.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55But right now, for the audience at home,
0:33:55 > 0:33:58let's find out whether the auctioneer is partial to bears.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04- Put your other gloves on, Phil. - Really? Does he have a name?- No.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06- Shall we call him David? - Let's call him dirty.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10Look, that was once pink in there. See that?
0:34:10 > 0:34:12- I wouldn't give that to a child. - No.- I don't know.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14I love teddy bears, don't get me wrong,
0:34:14 > 0:34:16but they have to be up to mustard, don't they?
0:34:16 > 0:34:19He looks like he's had a bit of a steam roller going over him,
0:34:19 > 0:34:22- doesn't he? - He's been run over on the M6.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25- Any teddy bear's got to make 15 quid, doesn't it?- OK, £7.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28- That's not too much of a gamble. - David Harper paid £7.
0:34:28 > 0:34:29He paid the right price.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32- Anyway, you taking the sale today? - I'm going to try to.
0:34:32 > 0:34:33We're in safe hands then.
0:34:37 > 0:34:3850, 60.
0:34:40 > 0:34:44- Now, Caroline, Toby, how are you feeling?- Bit nervous.- Very nervous.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45Why are you both so nervous?
0:34:45 > 0:34:48These two bought a clock that's very expensive.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51I have to say the auctioneer has only estimated £60-90.
0:34:51 > 0:34:55And he cannot understand how you parted with £220 on that item.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Well, it looks Chinese.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02It's got that chinoiserie style and it is on trend.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05So, whether it makes £60-90 or 200, we're about to discover.
0:35:05 > 0:35:09But your first item coming up now is the overlaid glass vase.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11£25 you paid for that.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14He's estimated 20-30 so that's OK and here it goes.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18Blue overlaid glass vase covered with roses. There we are.
0:35:18 > 0:35:25Start me off £30? 20 I'm bid. At 20, 30, 40. At £40 down here.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27At £40 only. Is there any more?
0:35:29 > 0:35:34- At £40.- You paid £25.- Done and thank you.- Yes. Look at that.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38- That is fantastic. £40 is +15.- Desmo car horn.
0:35:38 > 0:35:44Desmo car horn. Start me off. £60 to start. £20 to start, quickly.
0:35:44 > 0:35:52At 20, 30, 40, go on. One more. Here's the bid down here.
0:35:52 > 0:35:56One more, sir. At 40. Just one more. There's the bid at £40.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Don't blow your hooter.
0:36:00 > 0:36:06- At 40 and done. Thank you.- That is -£13, which means you're +£2.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10Now your big number. Your bracket clock. Here it comes.
0:36:10 > 0:36:15Mantle clock. There you are. Bid me for that. Start off at £100.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17100 to go.
0:36:18 > 0:36:26120, 120, 130, 140, at 140 on the net. Any more at all?
0:36:28 > 0:36:31- At 140, come along.- Come along.
0:36:32 > 0:36:38Is there any more? At £140 and I sell then at 140 and done. Thank you.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40140 is...
0:36:42 > 0:36:45Doesn't sound too bad when you say it quickly.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47But it's a lot better than it was supposed to be.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49So we have to be grateful for that.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51That means, overall, you are -£78.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53So are you going to go with the £2 lot?
0:36:53 > 0:36:56You are going with the £2 lot. I mean, this is so fun.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59Whatever is going to happen with your garter, Caroline?
0:36:59 > 0:37:02I've never sold a novelty penny garter before
0:37:02 > 0:37:04but here's an opportunity.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07Ladies, does anybody want a penny garter?
0:37:08 > 0:37:12Or gentlemen for that matter. Who's got a tenner?
0:37:12 > 0:37:13Ten, I'm bid at ten.
0:37:15 > 0:37:20At £10. Only at ten. Is there any more? At £10 bid.
0:37:20 > 0:37:21Well done, Caroline.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26- And done, thank you. - Thank you very much. That is an...
0:37:28 > 0:37:32Perfect. Which means, overall, you're only -£70.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34The way things are it could be a winning score today.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37Don't be depressed, don't say a word to the Blues
0:37:37 > 0:37:39and we'll catch up in a minute. Thank you very much.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43At 100 and done. Thank you.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51- OK, how are you feeling?- OK.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54- A little bit nervous about the last lot.- Are you?
0:37:54 > 0:37:57You been chatting to the Reds at all?
0:37:58 > 0:38:00You've not talking to those brutes, right?
0:38:00 > 0:38:05OK, the first lot up is the yellow art glass vase.
0:38:05 > 0:38:09He's put £10-£15 on it. You only paid a £10 note so that's fab
0:38:09 > 0:38:11and here it comes.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13Glass vase with the silver mount on it. Start me off, I don't know.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Put it in at £20, someone. £20 to start.
0:38:16 > 0:38:17£20, a bid at £20.
0:38:17 > 0:38:22- Hey, you're in at a £10 profit. - Come on!- Shh, look at that.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24He is phenomenal, isn't he?
0:38:24 > 0:38:27£30, £40 now, £40 bid. £40 only.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Come on! Yes!
0:38:31 > 0:38:34- You see? £50.- £50, here at £50.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37£50 and I sell then at £50 and done.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40- Thank you.- £50, that is marvellous.
0:38:40 > 0:38:44You pay £10, that means you're plus £40. Next up is the student's lamp.
0:38:44 > 0:38:49- Here we go.- There we go, this really nice little student's desk lamp.
0:38:49 > 0:38:50Bid me, £100 to start with.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Look at that lamp, doesn't it look good?
0:38:52 > 0:38:56It's a nice thing, £20 to start with. £20, I bid at £20.
0:38:56 > 0:39:01- £30 man, £30. £30 bid. At £30 only. - Come on!- This is very cheap.
0:39:01 > 0:39:07- It certainly is.- At £30, £40 bid. At £40 only and £50.- Yes!
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Yes, no money. That's good. That's our lad.
0:39:10 > 0:39:16- At £60, £60 bid. At £60 only, at £60. There's the bid.- £60?- Go on!
0:39:16 > 0:39:20- Is there any more? I sell then at £60 and sold, thank you.- Thank you!
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Plus £15.
0:39:22 > 0:39:28Now you made a profit of £40 on the last lot, so, currently, you are...
0:39:28 > 0:39:29£55 up.
0:39:29 > 0:39:33183 is a brown bottle.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36- God help this, I don't know. - £28.- Come on!
0:39:36 > 0:39:40- Quickly, £20. Someone, quickly. £10 anywhere?- Go on!
0:39:40 > 0:39:45£10, £10 bid at £10, £10. £10 only at £10 on the net bid. £10.
0:39:45 > 0:39:49- At £10 anyway.- Anyone waving around? - Is there any further interest?
0:39:49 > 0:39:53- Please!- Only bid here at £10. I'm trying.- You are trying!
0:39:53 > 0:39:58- There's the bid at £10 and I sell at- £10. Uh-oh!- Oh.
0:39:58 > 0:40:03- And thank you.- That's minus £18. You had £55, you've now got £45.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06You got £40, you've got £37, plus £37.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09What are you going to do about the teddy? You going with the teddy?
0:40:09 > 0:40:11- We'll go for it. - Going with the teddy?
0:40:11 > 0:40:14You bought the teddy for £7. OK, we're going with the bonus buy.
0:40:14 > 0:40:19His estimate is about £15. So you've only paid £7, Dave.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21So with any luck, it will turn in a result.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24Anyway, coming up next is the pink teddy bear about which
0:40:24 > 0:40:26I have been extremely rude.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28There you are, the teddy bear.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31- Thank you for that. - Yeah, not at all. It's a pleasure.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Well, I don't quite know how you've done it,
0:40:33 > 0:40:36- but I've got two commissioned bids. - Yes!- I'll start at £50.
0:40:36 > 0:40:37No!
0:40:37 > 0:40:40ALL LAUGH
0:40:40 > 0:40:43£50, £50 bid at £50, at £50 only.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44ALL LAUGH
0:40:44 > 0:40:46- Is there any more at all?- Go on!
0:40:46 > 0:40:47Shut up.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49ALL LAUGH
0:40:49 > 0:40:52No! This is ridiculous.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55- We're done at £50.- Yeah!
0:40:55 > 0:40:59- Well, give him a hug, for God's sake! - Well done.
0:40:59 > 0:41:07- Well done!- £43! I know nothing. I know absolutely nothing.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09Well done, mate. OK, that is plus £43.
0:41:09 > 0:41:14- You had £37 before, which takes you £40, £70... It takes you to £80.- Wow!
0:41:14 > 0:41:17That is plus £80.
0:41:17 > 0:41:22You've spent, you guys, £90 total, including the bonus buy
0:41:22 > 0:41:25and you are going away with £80 profits.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27This is phenomenal.
0:41:29 > 0:41:30One more for £40.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Well, isn't this marvellous?
0:41:38 > 0:41:41To be out in the fresh air after so much excitement.
0:41:41 > 0:41:45- Now, tell me, have you been chatting? - Yeah, we have.- You have?- Yeah.
0:41:45 > 0:41:49- Have you, about the score?- No.- Not about the score, that's all right.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51So you've bonded up and your friends and now?
0:41:51 > 0:41:52I've made lots of new friends.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55You've made lots of friends but you haven't spilled the beans,
0:41:55 > 0:41:56- have you, Caroline?- No.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Fine, we'll keep that very, very quiet until now.
0:41:58 > 0:42:02And that's because there is a gulf between the two teams today,
0:42:02 > 0:42:05a gulf the like of which I haven't seen for yonks.
0:42:05 > 0:42:09- Uh-oh!- Because one team is substantially in profits
0:42:09 > 0:42:14and the other has absolutely nothing and the team that's running up today,
0:42:14 > 0:42:16- I'm afraid, substantially, are the Reds.- Oh!
0:42:16 > 0:42:18SHE GIGGLES
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Which I'm afraid leaves you with minus £70.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22That's OK, so I have to give you that?
0:42:22 > 0:42:23No, don't worry about that, Karen.
0:42:23 > 0:42:24SHE LAUGHS
0:42:24 > 0:42:28There's no payback time. It's simply playback time.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30But anyway, you've been very sporting
0:42:30 > 0:42:31and we've loved having you on the show.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35But the victors today are actually going home with £80.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37There you go, Tel, There's your £80.
0:42:37 > 0:42:41You've got £40 off that very plain and ordinary yellow art glass,
0:42:41 > 0:42:45which was amazing and then the desk lamp made you £15 of profit.
0:42:45 > 0:42:50Bit of disappointment with the brown bottle which was your only loser,
0:42:50 > 0:42:53and the bear? I mean, what can I say?
0:42:53 > 0:42:57The man paid £7 and you made £43 profit
0:42:57 > 0:43:00- out of the bonus buy which is remarkable, Dave.- Yes.
0:43:00 > 0:43:04- And joking apart, I congratulate you. - Thanks.- Which is marvellous.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Anyway, we've had a great day.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09Join us soon for some bargain hunting, yes? Yes!